“When we go to Old Trafford, we will take that banner down,” Mancini said. “This is the last year because we will win.”
Sadly for City, their fondly named “Bobby Manc”, who was supposed to bring the glory days to the club, has seen them get knocked out of both cup competitions, therefore kissing any chance of silverware goodbye for yet another season. Eight games in to his City career he was beaten by us in the League Cup semi-final, fifteen games in he lost to Stoke in the FA Cup.
This is how it feels to be City, this is how it feels to be small, this is how it feels when your team wins nothing at all, NOTHING at all…
Bored and fancy a chuckle? Take your pick from here. Let’s all laugh at City, let’s all laugh at City, ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
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Scott, this story needs a picture. Get this one up, pronto: http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a113/vinnyutd6899/4296652048_918eaa89b2_o.jpg
hahahah. and they lost. pffffft. but hope they can beat the rentboys this weekend
Absolutely delicious!
It was never in doubt.I can see them sticking with Mankini long either.
Love it.
cant
Viva Mankini! SEXYTIME!
now it’s easy way for chelskis in quater final with Stoke on stamford. extra time waste lot of energy from shitty players. I pray for a draw on saturday and we are back in the title race
Biku, there’s still some decent teams in the FA Cup – Villa, Spurs, Fulham and Birmingham all capable of stopping Chelski imho.
its funny cuz on that blog all u can see is mancini out and time to rebuild lol how many times do they need to replace…its soo funny
And the Stoke fans were chanting “You’re getting sacked in the morning” at him.
Tottenham are the biggest threat to Chelsea now. And hopefully City will do one thing right this week and get a draw at the Bridge. Is Tevez back yet?
does anybody know when the knew kit is coming out
From a Ciddy forum:
“bring back robinho show these tulips how to put a shift in”
Fair play, that’s funny as.
Fuck that numptie, I deffo wont put pasta on my Lidl list from now on, Total Gherkin. On ON on, Believe
Costas – they did say he will be back at the weekend but like everyone knows tevez child was a miscarriage I heard.
No, his wife did not have a miscarriage. The baby was born 6 weeks premature, from what I understand. This serious situation did not stop Mankini from demanding Tevez return to England immediately. Class act.
Well if there is an emergency with his wife and kid and he needs to stay over there, Mankini should have backed off. Kind of like Sir Alex did with Edwin?
And I liked his line that they don’t have back up! Aren’t they the Massivest club with the Massivest squad?
City always know how to cheer me up.
Mancini out! Mancini out!
I’ve never known of a more fickle support. They’re ridiculous.
Remember when Tevez took his United form to Wastelands? They were moaning like fuck… before you know it, ironic chants of “Fergie, sign him up!” are ringing out in honour of the ugly little shit.
Any little problem flusters them. Hughes didn’t have the big game experience, Tevez was overpriced, Mancini’s style is boring… and they wonder why we take the piss.
yea thats what I was hearing was happening, they have a massive bank account with massive wages fees LOL.
Haha! with the massivest trophy cabinet??
that Mancini poster (in tha 1st comment) is classic! can imagine them huddled around the only shitty fan semi-decent with photoshop & roaring with expectant delight as it rolled off a dodgy A4 printer… the deluded scum bags!
ION – Cech got a new injury so I forsee a Hilarios run for the other blue muck..
ps. Costas, Teves returned 2 days ago (on SS site..)
“Comedy has always been at the heart of what this club is all about.”
City CEO Garry Cook
Brilliant
From Scotts link above, those bitters are hilarious!
Oh and guess what? Numerous posts on the bitter forum from our old mate TUFTY!
This is true, a trophy was won by a team in blue
Its been a long time, since that day
So we’ll sing em a song that they fucking HATE
34 YEARS…(Fuck All)…
34 YEARS….(Fuck All)…
34 YEARS…(Fuck All)…
Is TUTFY moaning about not having Hughesies cock to stroke?? whut a muppet.
Haha..lets all laught at city..they are MASSIVE
If you havent had your fill at bluemoon ..check these out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YquUgDihMT0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVWSj1X6FRw
Costas @ 0:35: “And hopefully City will do one thing right this week and get a draw at the Bridge. Is Tevez back yet?”
Would you fly from Buenos Aires to London JUST to play in a game of football when your new-born daughter was in intensive care ?
Also, it seems that Adebayor has done the RentBoyz a huge favour by getting himself disqualified from the match.
On the other hand, Chel$ki were soundly beaten (Euro-style, 2-1) by Jose. “JT” the serial fucker was atrocious and they really miss Ca$hley ‘ole and Michael Essien. Yet I am hoping that the RentBoyz can somehow overcome TheSpecialOne – mostly because I don’t want them to be free from the incredibly-draining CL games; but partly because I want TheLads to beat them in both the CL and the EPL.
Linvoy, just add, “In 76, the fact is true….”
pissed myself laughing with the bitters tonight. i never tire of seeing those cunts being miserable.
i’ve said it all along, if anyone can fuck up all this money, it’s ciddy,
There is nothing wrong about flying home to see your new born child, but it is every bit wrong when you are uncontactable whilst being paid by your company, an obscene amount at that.
That is Tevez for you, the guy who doesn’t care a single bit about his club. I remembered he did the same to us before right?
My name is Bertie Magoo
I am a bitter BLUE
My club is MASSIVE
my willy is small
34 years and won fuck all!
That city website is quality. Shower of wankers dont have a brain cell between them
http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/8717/manciniwallpaper.jpg
N
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And why do city have 3 stars on their badge. A constant reminder of how many more champs leagues weve won than them?
Fred – Are those pictures real? Hilarity. They really do amuse me, a comedy club of epic proportions. They would have been better sticking with Hughes. As for that moniker “Bobby Manc” you could not make it up.
My god! They are calling for his head after 10 WEEKS! Fickle to the extreme. Can’t fucking teams see that it pays to stick with a manager? The three best managers in the league Fergie, Wenger and Moyes and what is the common theme? This is precisely the reason they will NEVER win fuck all. Hail the new men as messiahs then after a month or two fuck them off.
First post is priceless. Apparantly the classy bitters were abusing Richard Madeley.
Horrible bastards.
http://www.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=165175&sid=83438b83a4ab85eed4b6e63560158b7b
Even turning on their fan favourite Ireland. Are there any more fickle fans out there? They actually seem amazed that the “overpaid stars” show fuck all passion! Oh I cannot stop chuckling.
I saw one headline on the daily mail a phew weeks ago for liverpool welcome to the life of channel 5 priceless or something like that, thank science united finished bottom in 2005 at the time I was guted we finised bottom but relieved we did not qualify for the useless uefa cup.
King Eric: How right you are. Fickle supporters because they got a huge bank account?
Mancini needs some time too, we might not like Hughes, but all things considered, he did a good job at City. If anything, it’s the players who have failed them.
Dont sack mancini city.You did a smart thing hiring him Mr Cook…34 years blue bufoons.Lately you were getting way too arrogant for your own good and you are reminded of your place.
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Seem to be losing a lot of bets these days. Had a bet with my friend Mancini will be sacked in the summer and he said Mancini will be gone long before the summer. Seems he was right. Had too much faith in Mancini
@ AIG
Good to see you back mate….
Better luck with the bets!!
scott, this is a brilliant reminder about a small club with a small mentality and NO fuckin history
@ AIG: i think your friend is right bout wankini..
@Red Devil
Thanks mate.
@Swissdevil
Ya. He will go now. The class with which City acted in the Hughes sacking you would expect mancini to be sacked soon too especially with a certain Gary Cook in charge of affairs
too much confidence will kill u city…enough said…
know i know how desperate they are hahaha…keep on dreaming! u guys never fail to make me laugh.
i had fun reading this article
@aig: i think so, but i’m not sure if it’s the right way to become the “biggest club” in the world by sacking one manager after the other..
@Swissdevil
Of course it isnt. Things really have changed since SAF took over. Its a cruel world now if you are a manager.A few bad results and you are in the firing line. The players who dont perform get away with it,the managers dont.
@denton davey
I didn’t know the details behind Tevez’s daughter health. As you can see by my post at 1:07, I said that he should have been given all the time he wanted.
Anyway, these news are a bit worrying:
http://www.imscouting.com/global-news-article/Manchester-United-midfielder-Anderson-fears-his-season-is-over/6049/
And why am I not surprised that our ace medical team didn’t get to the bottom of it? I would have been surprised if they did! His season is probably over. It will take then 2 months just to figure out how big the damage is.
Easy money, ‘easy glory’? Doesn’t work that way you deluded bitters ..34 and counting, tick tock
@Costas
Hi mate. Good morning
Certainly is worrying. We will have to play with 3 midfielders for the whole season now with games coming thick and fast, it wont be easy.Gibson may hae to step it up. He needs to improve a lot but he must realise he will never get a better chance to make it at United.
As for our excellent medical team, the lesser said about them , the better it is.
been looking at the citeh forum scott linked to above and i saw the funniest comment ever “i am beginning to think we will never win anything” LOL
this is by far my favourite city chant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C05SCk-TWIg
How much did they spend?
@AIG
Hi AIG. I guess it’s a sad realization that we will never be at full strength this season. I like Ando a lot, but loooking back, both Fergie and he made mistakes. We lost an entire month were he could have played for us(giving the likes of Fletcher and Scholes a few breathers) and now he might be done for good this season. Reminds me of Rio. He came back healthy and then he blew it by getting banned for 4 games. And by the time he came back, he was injured again. What can I say? Nothing is going in our favor this season.
I hope we will have some good news from Fergie tomorrow where he will deny this report. I’ll catch you all later.
before SEF start up on another banner remember
they can still mathematically win the league thou
althou so can birmingham
LunG420 Said,
February 25th, 2010 @0:37
does anybody know when the knew kit is coming out
Yeah I’ve heard the away kit will be yellow and green, its to counteract the scarf idea of the sourers.
I think Freds got a thing going for Mancini, way too good a photoshop job to not have taken painstaking and loving care to match the gorgeous tan of his chissled face to match his hunky masculine body. SHIRT LIFTER, not even a good shirt at that.
what now for shity the worlds richest club!!!
(its not if,but when we beat utd.)
lets all laugh at city ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,
No matter what last nights result was, it was always going to be “34 Years”.
This Sunday, 28th Feb not only see’s United playing in the Carling Cup Final, something City fans had booked Wembley hotels and trains for, its actually 34 Years to that very day when City last won a Trphy (28th Feb 1976). As such, http://www.stretfordendflags.com will be taking a 34th anniversary banner to Wembley, the banner will feature a picture of the ticker on 34.
What last nights result does achieve, is the possibility of the ticker banner hitting the 35 years mark.
“Mancini are you listening,
We’re gonna keep our ticker ticking,
We’ll be on Wembley Way,
34 years to the day,
While your choking on your scarf back home”
Off topic just heard Ando is out for the season! Poor lad won’t make the world cup now. Come back next year and take it out on the premier league kid!!
Ghtt
its thursday and still 3 weeks ?
Gee – the boy has not had luck this season but i would rather have him in july than next year mate
Off topic, this story is hilarious !!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1253570/Liverpool-boss-Rafa-Benitez-gets-grilled-Romanias-press-asked-Why-fat.html
Hahahaha those romanian jurnos are fucking great. That is how it feels to be a waiter….. :p
SEF
thats a cool chant
off topic on the wrong side of the tracks post but
back on to teams from manchester that are worth talking about
Ctrl Alt De Laet scored a belter yesterday http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3ewxFRCnhA&feature=sub
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Garry_Cook_%28CEO%29&oldid=333139069
Offtopic, but the Beeb is reporting that Ando is out for the season:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/8536171.stm
Gutted to hear that Ando is out for 6 months. This lad despite having his critics I think could turn out to be a class player for us in the future. Really thought when I saw him on the starting XI against West Ham that it would be his chance to kick on and have a strong great finish to the season.
Hope he comes back next season and proves his true quality.
LUHG
anderson out for the rest of the season must mean hargreaves is nearly back
because theres noway united are gonna be allowed a fully fit side
Vidic15:
I laughed so hard reading this stuff bout cook!!
Ha ha ha, i’m laughing since 34 years and i’m still laughing.
34 into 35 does go haaaaaaaaaa
now that blue blog really did cheer me up today!!
let’s all laugh at city!
ha ha ha: )
Wem-ber-ley, Wem-ber-ley,
Were the Famous Man Utd
And Were going to Wem-ber-ley
On TV, On Tv,
Lets all laugh at City,
Coz there watching on TV
Tufty and CuntinaUnitedShirt show up at the same time – coincidence?
FFS who posted this thread? You DO realise that it looks like a certain number of us seem to be OBSESSED with CITY? Cant you see it? CITY this CITY that….. Everything that happens there seems to excite you more than us being in the final of the CC and in the ko stages of the CL. STOP mentioning CITY with all their MONEY and HUGE fanbase. Even i am beginning to think that maybe they have something WE dont apart from a trophy room full of cups. It must amuse any bitter who comes on here no end to read all the stuff about THEM! Grow up.
@ Red Sam
‘Next year’ as in next season mate, meaning the 10/11 season. Not next year as in 2011!! I dont know lad!!
middyred – OOOH touchy. This is a fucking great thread, people enjoy coming on and laughing at the expense of the bitters. It is fucking hilarious. The cunts were giving it large pre season and after the first leg of the Carling Cup. I say there should be a DAILY thread on events at the comedy club. No offence but who are you to come on here, post for the first time and tell Scott what he should be blogging? If you don’t like it, do one.
First post? some of us have lives AND jobs King Eric.(no offence)
The Tufty on Bluemoon is not the Utd fan called Tufty (Not that Tufty is actually his real name).
@ middyred
These threads on Shitty are here so we can take the piss mate. Its fucking brilliant taking the piss out of them as it is with the dippers, chelski and the Arseholes. And fans of them all do come on here and see it and then you can wind them up even more when they comment. And to everyone who bitches about the threads on ROM, no offence but if you dont like it dont read it and dont comment on it. Its simple.
It must amuse any bitter who comes on here no end to read all the stuff about THEM! Grow up.
As a blue (or bitter; take your pick) I can endorse what middyred has said. Nothing cheers me up better after a disappointing cup exit than the confirmation that some sad reds have got nothing better to do than talk about us.
“The Tufty on Bluemoon is not the Utd fan called Tufty (Not that Tufty is actually his real name).” And not that he is actually a real United fan.
@ Quinn
yeah yeah mate!! Cheers you up no end eh!! 34 years and counting lol!! All that money and you still fuck it up you daft cunts lol!! Brilliant!! Only fucking Shitty!!
So pleased, I’m sure Mancini will rip down the banner next season lol!
hey middyred, any chance of you posting the link to the blog you run? And any chance of telling us the numbers of visitors u get there?
middyred – I am married, have a job and enjoy my life thanks. Its just United is my number one passion hence the reason I visit this site.
Fred – Belter of a line at 18.31pm
@Gee
That’s the stuff mate, keep it coming. High comedy from your kind of United fan, the gift that keeps on giving. Quite forgot there’d been a football match for a moment there.
@GEE. I was in the pub watching the West Ham game,( would loved to have gone but couldnt get a ticket) and this other red next to me(he couldnt get a ticket either) was Effin and Jeffin, C…ing and T….ing all the game. The fact that there was a bloke with his teenage daughter sat about 6 foot away didnt seem to register with him. It was if he thought that the fan with the biggest foulest mouth was, to him, the most ardent Fan.
Are YOU that kind of fan, Gee? looks like it by your posts!
I hate to pontificate, but lets keep SOME decorum on our side.
PROUD BUT NOT MORONIC TO BE A RED!!!
Fantastic. All we need now is for them to finish 5th, so that guy who has a European Cup Winners tatoo for 2011 will look a bigger cunt than he already is.
need a new one with 35 now :p
Middyred – Who are you? Taking the FUCKING moral high ground now about swearing. It gets heated mate at games and if you don’t like swearing at football then personally I am glad you didn’t get a ticket (which were easy to get by the way).
Kings – Hello mate. Watch your mouth you horrible man with “middyred” about!
Maybe we should get one for Liverpool – 20yrs and counting no league title
for once in a life time i went to see city’s blog just for 2 seconds and it’s written the biggest club in manchester it just makes me laugh. I live in canada an when you see a football fan and just tell him manchester he automatically knows which one united of course some of them doesn’t even know shitty.
glory glory man utd.
to all city fans you can say whatever you like but numbers don’t lie
18 league titles 3 cl 11 fa cup yeah that’s all facts
34 years without a trophy i’m just honnest even bolton is bigger than you
you don’t have a pride or whatsoever for your team
jealousy will change nothing fact is manchester is too small for us we rule the world.
@muddyred
lol you cunt!! Do you sing utd chants when you go to watch utd mate? Coz there aren’t many that are clean are there!! Or do you sit in silence when there’s swear words in the chants? If I choose to use foul language that’s my decision and I’m sure it has no bearing on your life or views!!
Sorry I meant ‘middyred’
@GEE. You missed the point entirely. I dont mean when at the game when its brilliant chanting and singing, profanities and all, in fact its f…..g hilarious.I just meant when in a Pub watching in mixed company when four letter words DIRECTED AT A TELEVISION FFS seem out of order and give us a bad name. And lets face it, the pubs are filled with reds watching united cos they cant get tickets.
@ middyred
I didn’t tho pal, I said to you that posting about shitty was funny and a shitty fan then posted and I threw abit of banter his way, which let’s be honest he has had a giggle at and replied. Now there is nothing more I love than abit of banter, for fuck sake I’ve got a scouse brother in law and a shitty supporting dad!! But because I post like that you ask me if I act a twat in the pub, hense my asking you, do you not chant at the match in case you have to swear. So really mate you missed the point!!
Brilliant this page and its goin 2 be another 34 years