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Agggh! My EYES!

With the press linking Carlos Tevez with a move to Liverpool, it was only so long before we were presented with a mock up picture of what that would look like.


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Scott is the editor of Red Matters - 50 Years of Supporting Manchester United and an author of Play Like Fergie's Boys and Not Nineteen Forever. He writes for ESPN, The Metro and Bleacher Report. Follow @R_o_M on Twitter.

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  1. doncobaino says:

    “I knoow nottthing, I know nooothing. Que Mr Fawlty”

  2. costas says:

    Disgusting to look at.I had forgotten how uglier the FSW was without his goatee.

  3. jamos9 says:

    Wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest…..I think it’s 12-1 he goes to the Rat Munching mincers…might get down to Hills and get on it.

  4. wazza says:

    Scott, it was not right doing this.what if we still signed will start putting Ron in Real kit every season if the rumours are to be believed.and Vida in Barca kit as per today’s reports.

  5. costas says:

    Wazza Scott didn’t do this.It was on the Daily Mail today.

  6. costas says:

    By the way,has anyone heard about the potential of us trying to sign him for free?It could get messy with Joorabchian.He would take this to court and Tevez wouldn’t play anyway.I doubt that Tevez would leave Joorachian like that anyway.

  7. sililo says:

    I was waiting for this picture to be shown here. Apparently, you will never see this picture realistically. Anyone who loves Man U will ‘never walk alone’ with the fools…..

  8. Scott the Red says:

    Wazza – “With the press linking Carlos Tevez with a move to Liverpool, it was only so long before we were presented with a mock up picture of what that would look like.”

    I didn’t do it.

  9. Chris20legend says:

    Get rid of that picture NOW……

    only the vermin would have this on their blogs


  10. Oooodz says:

    You can tell the face underneath is that munter Mascherano.

  11. wazza says:

    ok got it Scott.
    costas: yeah Tevez could sign for free as some lawyers are investigating the registration terms.btw, Kia Joorabchian has already pocketed 10 million for the 2 year loan deal.if we get him free now, what a bargain !

  12. AlphaRS says:

    Tevez isn’t that tall. Makes me sick seeing that picture.

    We should buy his just so he doesn’t have a chance of going to Liverpool.

  13. Bud says:

    Maaan this is awful! This can never happen, EVER!…and I doubt it will happen.

    But take a look at Tevez’s arms in this picture. His face must have been placed over some old guy’s face, his arms are really wrinkled lol.

  14. ROJO RED ROT ROUGE says:

    Carlos would not go to the Dippers. If he wants to stay in the NW because his family is settled then they will not enjoy being looked upon as traitors. It is just not done in the same way you just would not leave Boca Juniors and move to River Plate. He must understand this is wholly unacceptable and I believe he has too much self respect to play for the scousers. I still hope we keep him, he loves the club, we love him but we will not be held to ransom and any player is only worth what someone is prepared to pay for them not what Kia Joorabchian says he is worth. An offer to play for the Champions of England, the Champions of Europe and the Champions of the World will be made – whether he takes it or not remains to be seen. I for one hope he does.

  15. Muggaz says:

    why dont Gill et al offer Tevez some ridiculously high wages.. high enough for him to walk away from that enterprising twat of of a man Kia Joorbachin or whatever…

    Surely something can be worked out? allthough it has to be said, it wont stop the grumbling, Carlito clearly wants to go to a mediochre club where he can play week in, week out…

  16. King Eric says:

    Urghh, I have just thrown my breakfast up!!! Can see us getting him on a free. He WILL NOT join the vermin, NEVER!

  17. Devilton says:

    First time i’ve seen a quality player in a dippers kit.

    Now, could someone pass me the cotton balls so i can stop my eyes from bleeding.

  18. Paul the red says:

    just nearly thrown up looking at that…

    apparently United are looking at a loophole in his contract to get him on a free??? bet Gill is creaming himself

  19. Bob Koh says:

    Get that FSW out of my face! When he comes to Asia, I’ll be there…NOT!
    I ‘ll be watching MUTV reruns.

  20. Swissdevil says:

    .. I’d rather walk alone… and think tev is goin to stay..

  21. Giles Oakley says:

    Wigan tonight, Arsenal on Saturday: that’s what matters right now.

  22. StenhousemuirRed says:

    THATS NOT FUNNY that gabby cunt could fuck off to the murderers all he wanted, but Carlito!! fuck that, youve made everyone ill and youve ruined my afternoon Scott cheers you twat lol

  23. StenhousemuirRed says:


  24. john ferry says:

    Never make a deal with the devil, or with Tevez’s agent.

  25. Cantona77 says:

    I feel sick…

  26. Van Damme says:

    With United in his heart, Tevez would rather walk alone than let Rafa ” Im in love with spanish-speaking guys” Benitez get near him.

  27. corea says:

    i was sick when the news came that Becks might be heading for Real. But i am as healthy as i’ve ever been right now.
    let me say, Tevez right now is not quite like Becks to this club.

  28. Billy Meredith says:

    What, the, fuck!

  29. smokebreaksteve says:

    Somone close to Tevez should have a quiet word to remind him of the vile chants their retarded inbred thieving bastard fans made up about him. Don’t know how it went but it referred to the scars on his face. Sick Cunts!
    Can’t see where he would fit in at Liverpool or where the money would come from if they are gonna strengthen in other areas, but if he goes he goes. Benitez would think he had got a serious one over Sir Alex given what happened with Heinze, but we all know Fergie won’t let a player go if their is a bigger picture and as I have said before I think Tevez will be sacrificed to fund a move for David Villa.


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