Liverpool’s European Cup win in 2005 was one of the most incredible moments in their history. It stands to reason that somebody would make a film about it and I suppose it also makes sense they wouldn’t be able to do so without including United.
Fifteen Minutes That Shook The World had its premiere on Monday night, attended by Jamie Carragher, Steven Gerrard and Rafael Benitez.
In one scene, a Ferguson parody called McTaggart rings a Neville lookalike, wearing a United No 2 shirt bearing the name “Rat Boy” on the back, to celebrate Liverpool trailing Milan by three goals at half time. “Rat Boy”, whose features were digitally enhanced to make him more ratlike, responds by singing about how he “hates Scousers”.
When word comes through that Liverpool have drawn level, McTaggart is seen swigging furiously from a bottle of Scotch, which has the words “Manager of the Month but not as good as Bob Paisley” on it. He then tries to put his head in a noose only to be thwarted when the gum bubble he blows explodes over his face.
It’s a bit sad that even when remembering a momentous occasion in their own history, they can’t do so without featuring United. I guess we should take it as a compliment, the sad bastards.
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fucking hate them dippers. Stevie Me and Cara have got more chance of winning an oscar before they lift the premiership. david may superstar got more medals than steve gerrard!!!
Eish, I dont like it. We have to get something in retaliation.
No retaliation required. This is just how small they are becoming. It’s a compliment really.
The Dippers are a staggeringly cretinous collection of sub-humans and as such this is exactly the sort of bilious half baked toss one would expect.
In a word, dismal.
Absolute cunts….. Born Basters…
Just can’t seem to forget the Names SAF and Red Nev… That says it all isn’t it???
Real legends.. Both of them…..
I disagree. If we retaliate, we sink to their despicable level.
We should do our talking on the pitch.
#19
Pathetic if that’s all they can console themselves with. Fact. It’s a bit like when England won the World Cup in 1966 and then spent the next 20 years doing their lap of honour.
Un-fucking-believeable!!
It’s one thing to joke in the pub about SAF but to take the piss on the ‘big’ screen is a disgrace! and the fact they endourse this shit by attending a ‘premier’ is inkeeping with their Munich chants at their party and the fact that they are like the forgotten cousins. Y’know, the ones that don’t bring anything to the table, always scrounge and more importantly, No one gives a FUCK about!!
So they resort to childish acts for attention. knowing that their Cup success has faded into history.
I hope they reinact the Gerrard dive! sad cunts
Sounds like the worst film ever. No doubt chock full of that world famous Scouse “sense of humour”.
Horrible little vermin.
That’s just embarrassing. I feel sorry for them.
“It’s a bit sad that even when remembering a momentous occasion in their own history, they can’t do so without featuring United”
well said Scott!
forever in our shadow will they remain festering in their cesspool
apparently captain gerrard and vice-captain carragher have cameo roles in the film – how low can these twats go – thats just utterly sad and pathetic
rafa beneathus was also at the premier – that dipshit aint worth the shit on SAF’s shoes
There’s not a dipper in the world wouldn’t trade that champions league win for a premiership title. It was a consolation prize for decades of being shit.
I would say that its Unted fans obsessed with Scousers, as the number of Liverpool related articles on this site is testament.
I dont get why United fans are so obsessed. Large sections of our support spend far to much time singing about them when we arent playing them.
Liverpool fans dont sing about United when we arent playing them.
they can all sit down together and watch their shitty film when they knocked out the champion league next week – LOL! HA-FUKIN-HA!
What goes around comes around!
This film has really touched a nerve with you lot hasn’t it eh eh?
Its a laugh. Take it on the chin like we have had to for years.
Now we’re getting it together as a club and bringinig in the players you can’t afford any more we can start enjoying ourselves again.
Every dog has it’s day and I’m sure winning the Championship in a few years will be your next one!
And you have to admit Ratboy suits!
Just like city, they are also becoming a small club with a small club mentality.
My goodness that is just a small club mentality right there!!
I knew they were desperate, but not to such level.
We should ignore their cheap tricks show them on the pitch who actually shakes theirs and everybody elses world.
Just gonna remove 2 quotes from this post
” in 2005 ” and “Fifteen Minutes ”
so since 1990 or maybe there treble(?) without winning the league of champions league, they’ve had 15 minutes of glory *cough* diving for peno eeper jumping off the line for each peno in a shoot out *cough couch*
so they start making films about it and run down the most sucessful team in the process, Id love to see it and see if it every says tat they ended up 32 points behind the premier league winners of that year
@ Park’s Dog Said, what else you expect from those classless cunts. They are disgrace so they are going to behave disgracefully only… Nuff said……
In all fairness to Benites he didn’t attend the premier of the film as a representative of Liverpool fc, he was in fact serving the food and drinks to keep his hand in!
Making fun of someone with the title of Sir, is as good as making fun of the Queen herself. Funny? I do not think so. I don’t know about the lads, but I think they should show this video during team talks, especially when we play them again. No pep talk needed after that
“I’d like to knock them off their effing perch”… Because no one at your club has ever been “obsessed” by the scousers.
lame lame, wht a joke of a club, the only bit of silverware they won in ages and still can’t get over it! the time it took them to one decnt trophy, we won 11 epl titles and 2 ucl titles and add to tht numerous fa cups , league cups and umpteen community shields… pity they bring paisley’s name to dust too, would we evr bring matt busby to such pity matters, naah!, will our players act in one of these vidoes if ever made… naaah!, will our coach n players go attend the preview of such a movie, if ever made??? yup u guessed it.. naah!
Hi Costas – Spot on mate. No response needed, like you say it is a compliment. Just shows you how low they have sunk. STILL dining out on their lucky win. How long are they gonna go on for? Films, plays, musicals. What next a Hollywood blockbuster? Just details how small time they have become. If I were a dipper I would be furious that their beloved club has sunk to these lows while on the pitch they have become a laughing stock. It will come back to bite them on the arse.
Oh my, they truly are vermin, the thing is, we’ve got way more ammo then them lot, howabout Gerrard wanting to move to Chelsea after the win, was that included? Or howabout United winning the good double 2 years ago while the dippers haven’t won anything since the FA cup, howabout near 14 consecutive league games that they hadn’t beat us, home and away. I’m surprised rat boy wasn’t hunted and eaten by the dippers. I wonder if they had little cut outs during the time they were away in Europes, flashing to their homes showing them get robbed? I’m just scratching on the surface here but they really are a classless bunch.
Tufty – Not like you to put a negative spin on things. How many Liverpool posts have there been of late? Fuck all, this is the first for a while if I remember correctly.
David – How is “knock them off their fucking perch” being obsessed by you? It was a statement Fergie made years ago and he has kept to his word. One more title and you can’t keep bringing up the old chestnut of “Englands most successful club”. Not domestically anyway.
“Tufty – Not like you to put a negative spin on things.its getting boring ”
Funny stuff King Eric
Tufty mate its getting boring now mate
the dipper do a film in which they start slagging our manager and Captain and just to be negative you ,ONCE AGAIN, run down manchester united fans this time in favour our United rivals liverpool
Really mate ,and i mean this as a real question, What The Fuck is your problem with Manchester united its fans and Scotts posts
If you want a real laugh tune in to LFC TV and watch them rerunning the games against Lyon and Fulham and the miserable analysis afterwards. A team in terminal decline and this pathetic piece of shit film is them only hammering another nail into their own coffin. No retaliation required. You don’t need to shoot someone with a gun to their own head.
“My greatest challenge is not what’s happening at the moment, my greatest challenge was knocking Liverpool right off their fucking perch. And you can print that” – Sir Alex Ferguson, quoted in an interview with the Guardian in 2002.
GHTT, fact of the matter is, a large percentage of United fans are obsessed with Liverpool FC and Scousers.
Which ship will never dock in liverpool? the premiership. simple as.
MKRed
If Ireland won the world 40/50/60 years ago Id still be singing about it. I was talking to my mate this moring about the Ireland match tonight and we talked about Irelands first world cup in 1990 for about half an hour,England won the world cup and they have every right to be proud of themselves for that in the same way united been the first English team to win the european cup the double double the treble will always be talked about by united fans England fans have every right to be still harping on about 1966
Tufty
You are a disgrace to United Fans
I get more positive United talk , and hand on my heart this is the truth, out of my Bin dipper lover mate
and this guy fucking hates United but he respects football so he respect united and there manager
something you never do
You are a disgrace mate and you must know it
GHTT, you certainly live up to the Irish stereotype.
That is really sad…
Without KILLING anyone, we’ve won it three times.
Tufty – We all agree that you are the Most Mature & Sensible Football Fan Ever (TM). This is a forum for idiots like me who love some dipper bashing. Please let us enjoy.
Tufty – Bang out of order to GHTT. Why don’t you do one.
So its OK for GHTT to continually bang out insults to myself?
sometimes I feel that united fans give the scousers too much attention but lets be honest they gave us shit for 30 years about being more successful, so we had a reason to be spiteful.
tufty you have made your point abouty united fans, but the scousers made a film about their most successful night in 20 years yet they have to bring united in to it. whats your opinion on that?
and what does that mean Tufty
that I drink
what other Irish stereotype is there
Im talking the truth
Ive read nearly everyone of your comment ,countless amount
and Ive agreed with 3 of them
the rest Ive be looking for a hiddenjoke thats not there
I cant believe the stuff that you type
I do be slightly ashamed that you work for the banner company that hangs banners in Old Traford
Its like Earl R. Dean always drinking Pepsi
Time for Scott The Red to come through on his promise and give Tufty the boot IMHO
love you GHTT
Haha. Sounds like a funny film
Strange that only one of their best actors starring in the movie.. The latest young star is missing: The one and only (probably oscar winning) N’gog…
offtopic
i randomly came across this while google-ing ! how ironic and funny!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2006/jul/31/sport.comment
Fuck me, Tufty – you really are getting predictable.
What’s wrong with singing about the scousers? Most teams’ fans sing about their arch rivals even when their not playing them. Maybe the scousers don’t sing about us that often, but that’s probably because they lack the wit it takes to come up with anything beyond Munich references. They only have about three songs, YNWA (nicked from a musical) Liverpool! (shockingly original) and that one about Premier League Barbie, Liverpool’s number 9.
I thought you would have still been on a high from the fact that United lost to Chelsea and your favourite player scored the winner, but we still have to put up with your whining. If I wanted to hear the opinions of people who think it’s clever to slag-off United I would read Derek McGovern’s column in the mirror, but I come here to read what United fans think – but then I have to read your opinion instead.
Tufty
What the fuck is that suppose to mean ‘you certainly live up to the Irish stereotype’.
Redbeard
Believe it or not the nicked YNWA from Manchester United song sheet
Wouldn’t fucking surprise me! They nick anything that isn’t nailed down!
Calm down, GHTT, he just wants you to reply to him. You stop replying, then he’ll shut up and go away.
PS:Where is aig? He is generally the peacemaker.
@GHTT
are you sure the song wasn’t written on someone’s hubcaps, they like to nick those, too!
I have no interest in watching a film about Liverpool, so dont really care what is or isnt portrayed in it.
The Scousers actually laugh at our obsession with them, some of them even have sweeps to see how long it takes during a United game before we start singing about them. Why sing about Torres or Gerrard when we arent playing them? Some games, we spend more time singing about them, than we do our own team! A lot of United forums etc spend time featuring every article from Liverpool, yet in contrast Liverpool sites rarely mention United.
I know they are traditionally our biggest rivals and yes its nice to have the occasional dig at them, but at times its overly obsessive.
lol we win! It’s that simple.
We do nothing and let them do their silly movies. I think it’s sad that City had a poster of Tevez made, well this is even worse. If United retaliate I’ll be really disappointed, we have no need to sink to their level, this is all motivated by jealousy. Long may many more movies like this come from the Scousers.
Tufty i agree, we do sing about scousers too much, but there are people that would have you believe we dont sing at all. SING ABOUT UNITED.
although posting a comment on a website like this in reaction to a liverpool film slaggin our boss is acceptable.
keep up the good word for SEF
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Man Utd is a team that is ranked first in the world as a sports franchise….over 330 million fans worldwide….
we dont need to care about liverpool, chelsea, arsenal or city. We are way bigger than that. The only real team to worry about are Real Madrid who seem to sometimes overshadow us in terms of size and global reach.
We have the most successful manager in modern sports today leading us. 3 titles in a row!!
we should obssess with our players and sing songs about them, not the opposition whoever they may be.
We do need a new song for Jonny Evans and his kung fu skills:)
I wonder how the film portrays their captain’s blatant dive that won the penalty…
Apparently there’s a film being made about United’s treble winning season. It features a character called Tufty who hates Man United!
Dont give Tufty the boot.
Whilst he is being a knob on here I am bumming his Mum.
The best bit is she doesnt wash her hands before she makes his sandwiches.
This film just adds to “the whole world is against us” status that has been building up again recently with Fergie recieving a touchline ban and playing against 12 man at the bridge, its the perfect boost for the team tbh.
Yes its true, I hate Man Utd. Thats why I go to every home and away game and have done for many a year, watching United in over 15 countries and missing less than 10 European away games since 1999.
I wonder if Gerrard or Carragher try to eat “rat boy” in the movie?
@ READ CAREFULLY…
LOL!
Does she wash her hands before she hand-washes his Chelsea shirt?
Oh now we get it. Tufty is the Biggest Fan Manchester United has ever had and therefore he is entitled to look down on everyone else and stereotype the Irish. If you dont agree with him then you are a cock or an (irish) cock because he has devoted his entire life to Manchester United and is the founder member of the Manchester United Aspergers Syndrome Supporters Club.
@ Tufty
Do you bitch and moan this much when you’re at the game is this all for our benefit?
@Redbeard – Alright mate
She uses his Chelsea shirt to wipe her chin – as for the rest, well, he cant believe its not butter so Im not going to tell him.
tufty I have never insulted you by pop shotting you
i say your a disgrace to united fans by always backing up liverpool,terry , chelsea refs while running down united fans players manager owners fans again
you on the other hand have had potshots at me, the Irish and my favourite
making fun of a 3 year old girl,
@ READ CAREFULLY
LMFAO!
I suggest you actually read what I write GHTT, as you have obviously read things in completely the wrong context.
It might also be worthwhile to look at situations without Red Tinted specs on and bias that blocks reality.
Where have I run down Utd players or the manager?
When you have Stevie me and birthday cake Carragher endorsing a product,chances are it lacks class and that is certainly something this cartoon does not possess.The dippers are the very one’s who’d boycott the cinema for 20 years if anyone insulted them on the big screen.
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=gerrard%20assault%20video&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wv#
is this the liverpool movie people are going on about?
i heard there also making a movie about how they won the premiership the last 3 seasons!
liverpool’s new club motto:
if reality isn’t good enough just make shit up!
I suggest swopping nostrils, okay theres likely to be mild irritation but if you “chop” and change it’ll keep it to a minimum.
A problem shared is a problem halved eh GHTT?
Yip
Tufty
you and your trusty red tinted specks line
you come on here and run down united
and if anyone says different to defend there team you through out your red tinted specs crap
imagine if United did a film about winning the treble and for no reason just started slagging liverpool by having people dressed as the liverpool manager and captain been the but of the joke during say the f.a. cup final against newcastle part, thats what liverpool are doing thats what we are talking about and you come on here again and run down the post that scott wrote again the views of other united fans again and stood up for rivals over united fans again
The banner reads United > England
but I think someone should write on the back of your hand
United > United rivals
so you dont forget it
and for “you’ve obviously read things in completely the wrong context.”
you called my 3 year old little girl ,One more time , 3 year old little little girl, an embassasment
the movie has the ginger one from girls aloud in the role of xabi alonso no?
rooninho
the mad to come up with a motto after there other one “in rafa we trust” started making more sense for there rival teams to use
Im sure the part with Fergie and Gary Neville in, lasts no more than a couple of minutes of a film and is intended at humour, something for Liverpool fans to laugh at. I dont see how it can bother you so much.
United released “Beyond The Promised Land” after the treble, although was more a documentary with embarassing footage from that clown in America.
They are truly the Lowest Of The Lows. How pathetically sad are the dippers and the bitters. The dippers’ inclusion of Fergie and Neville in their so called film, the bitters’ welcome to manchester posters. Blunt talking and straight shooting they are an obsessed bunch of losers. We in return make fun of this by singing chants in games, creating banners and most importantly win trophies. This is how we retaliate. We do not go the extra mile like they did in order to insult thme back, which then would make us seem obsessed.
*Hated, Adored But Never Ignored*
If I were to watch a documentary about our treble in 1999,our season 2007/2008 or just any of our amazing moments in history, I wouldn’t want to have the fat Spanish waiter or any other scouser featuring in it. He doesn’t even deserve a small role.
Anyway, I think this kinda shows off a small club mentality. This is the only big trophy Liverpool have won since 1990. They did so by giving up on the league at home, they finished in 5th place behind Everton! Since then United have won the 3x Carling Cup, 3x Premier League titles, 1x Champions League title, 2x Community Shield, 1x FIFA World Club Champions. Liverpool won the FA Cup 2006, that’s it.
I hope I’m not forgetting something. But we should just ignore this stupid film of theirs and let them have their laughs. They won’t be laughing at the end of the season, they never do. I’m quite surprised they can laugh right now being in 7th place in the league and are depending on Lyon to beat Fiorentina to keep their Champions League competition alive. But I guess that’s the thing with Liverpool, they need to look back to relive their greatest moments while we create new ones in the present.
One of the key points to our treble, was beating Liverpool in the FA Cup at Old Trafford, so I would say that featuring them would be key to events, given what oles late winner went onto achieve.
By the way, the scousers film only lasts 15 minutes, is it really worth giving them the coverage and spending time getting worked up about it?
Its comments such as these, that will gove the sousers more joy than the film on its own!
my fictional scenario:
ending to manchester united’s film, “triumph in moscow”
shots of the pk’s, mixed with shots of gerrard and rafa (rafa being played by a david brent looking ricky gervais) watching it in a scouse pub. ronaldo misses, then a shot of the pub going wild. then a shot of gerrard and rafa right before tiny tear’s miss, singing their stupid “walking by yourself” anthem.
tiny tears then chokes and cries, and the scouse pub goes silent with the lone sound of rafa vomiting. the movie ends with giggsy’s winner, anelka’s miss, and united’s brilliant celebration, but mixed with scenes of stevie me ordering the bar keeper to hand him the remote and change the channel. the bar keep refuses and gerrard and rafa assault the man and a riot ensues in the scouse pub, rafa accidentally stabs stevie me in the arse, with cuts back to scenes of united and the supporters celebrating the victory.
or something like that
now that would be funny.
The film lasts 45 minutes.
Had our film about the Treble year included a phone conversation between Houllier and Fowler when the 90 minutes were up and we were still losing, we would be cringing. But there’s no way we ever would have done that. Our European Cup win had nothing to do with them, just like theirs didn’t – but they still can’t help but mention us.
Tufty, you can now add RoM to the long list of United websites you are banned from. I have given you warnings but your constant need to be centre of attention, negative and a WUM is too irritating and paints the site in an unlikeable fashion. I don’t want new readers coming here and seeing the mess that is left whenever you seem to post. Cheerio.
Thing is they bang on about that 2005 final being the best comeback in a final ever but I disagree. Yes they were 3-0 down at half-time but still had 45 minutes to come back in and only won the thing on penalties. We had about two minutes in 1999 and we didn’t draw level then wait for extra- time and penalties, we went onto win it. So ours wins!
What happened in those 15 minutes doesn’t mean anything.
Gerrard’s starfish changed the course of the game.
Why did they bother with the digital features when they could have got local ratfaced cunt Benayoun in it?
Well done Scott i think every single one of us hated that guy.
@steve
benayoun’s face would be too scary for children
RIP Tufty, i’ll miss you. Not!
I think he was Stan Collymore really.
@STR – Well done mate. I will stop bumming his Mum now.
To be honest she was shit anyway – I used to have to sellotape a picture of Torres to her back to make her more feminine looking.
Good riddance to Tuffy. Thank God and Scott that he is banned. I don’t usually comment here but I read all of the posts and comments and his negative attitude used to piss me off. Ghtt, we’re with you!!!
RCWI- “I used to have to sellotape a picture of Torres to her back to make her more feminine looking.”
Fucking class mate!
Bye Tufty!
@rcwis
the mental image of your comment…
i never thought i could laugh, vomit, piss myself, and have a nightmare, at the same time. well done!
But if Tufty has been banned, who is going to tell us how stupid we all are for loving this club and how wonderful John Terry is?
@rooninho
Sorry mate – I felt a bit queasy as I wrote it.
I would stomach it though just to fuck that little cunt Tufty one last time.
HAHA – Let us never mention his name again.
Like even the worst Fart, once the smell has gone; it has ceased to exist.
@Redbeard – Dont worry mate. Cunts are like buses. There will be another one along soon.
You can count on it mate.
everyday, i think i hate liverpool more and more.
@jellybean – Be careful not to obsess. My mate hated them so much it gave him Tinnitus and all he could hear was “Youll never walk alone” ringing in his fucking ears all day and all night.
He was a top musician aswell but couldnt stand it – He was in a band called Nirvana if you have heard of them?
Anyway, it didnt end well.
@ RC,
LOL! Brilliant!
lame lame, wht a joke of a club, the only bit of silverware they won in ages and still can’t get over it! the time it took them to one decnt trophy, we won 11 epl titles and 2 ucl titles and add to tht numerous fa cups , league cups and umpteen community shields… pity they bring paisley’s name to dust too, would we evr bring matt busby to such pity matters, naah!, will our players act in one of these vidoes if ever made… naaah!, will our coach n players go attend the preview of such a movie, if ever made??? yup u guessed it.. naah!
thought shitty were retards but this…coming from a team of their size is beyond belief…it only confirms where united are.
@RCWI : fucking brilliant posts mate, lol. i also miss Suhayl in such kind of situations.
@Scott : is he banned forever from RoM ?
they make a film about the way they won the european cup and call it “Fifteen Minutes That Shook The World ”
maybe they should have called it “13 minutes longer than it took United to shake the world in a european cup final”
READ CAREFULLY WHAT I Said
Always love your comments mate but today you are really really really on fire
also goodbye Micheal you will be missed or manunitedchampions2008 or what ever the name was
I love peoples football views that go against me because it can lead to a convo that you can be enlightened , learn something or feel good about you knowlage in football that you win the talk and it gives you abit of an ego boost
but when people like the ones mentioned above just come on to have a go at united from every angle just to get noticed it gets to be a pain in the ass
rooninho is a guy I very rarely reply to because Ive nothing to really add to what he’s said because he’s 99% of the time bang on It doesnt mean the guy doesnt get noticed
but with all the uncertainty of the day (come on Ireland) theres one thing I know in the bottom of my heart and thats there is no way SEF will ever do a GET STUCK IN LADS banner
Thank you Scott…It was Tufty’s time…hopefully he will go support citeh now
I cant blame them really. they’ve gotten so used to seeing fergie and the lads win it all, they are desperately reachin for something to remember about them that doesn’t bring them pain. well fuck em. fucking losers:)
@ghtt
good man for calling tufty for what he is, its like a weight has been lifted from the blog now that prick has gone back to his cave.
ps.. Emily is a little legend.
United actually had 86 minutes to score a goal against Bayen in 99, given that Bayen scored after 6 minutes. To say Uniteds comeback is better is wide of the mark, perhaps more dramatic given the time of the two goals.
We only needed one goal in that time to draw level, whilst Liverpool needed 3.
@rcwis
yeah i don’t doubt that another negative and contradictory internet troll will rear their ugly head around here sometime soon. there’s always gotta be one.
off topic-
@ghtt
thanks for the link to possible target Simon Kjær in the banner post.
i’ve been most worried about our central defenders’ fitness and form. hopefully fergie can sign this guy in january to give united some cover for the run in.
rooninho
Sir Alex went to wwatch him himself, no scount sent, last time I heard that happen was when he brought Hughes and Bruce to watch Giggs tell you the truth
Let them mock two of the men who beat them in the league and advance farther than them in the champions league constantly. They can mock because they can’t compete.
about time scott!
tufty ill see you in the beano!!!!!
p.s fuck the scousers
Glad to see that Tufty clown has gone now. It’s like waking up to find Natalie Portman making your breakfast naked, rolling over and seeing the winning lottery ticket. This crap from the scousers is water off a duck’s back – they have to find something to do while they’re not winning things. I’d rather they made this rubbish than stole my car or something.
This just confirms how low these fuckers will go, they won it 4 years ago and are still going on about!
Manchester United= Making history! Not Fucking Living On It!!!!!!!!!!!!
another banner idea in block letters
” BORIS JOHNSON WAS RIGHT”
@GHTT : Tufty was always trying to think out of the box and have a unique answer and get noticed. but he always assumed his thoughts (utter crap) were right and would fight for it here. good to have him out of the way. i hope the GET STUCK IN LADS banner gets an approval from other moderators on SEF !
I reckon that Tufty twannock was a troll, or a shill or a fifth columnist anyway. Maybe even Benitez himself as part of his cack-handed, fuck-witted Scouserpudlian take on CIA PsyOps. And that’s a fact. Possibly.
Just in case anyone is in any doubt about why we carry on about the ‘dippers:
i) if your formative years supporting United were, like mine, in the 70′s and 80′s, you are permanently psychologically scarred by their success and our seemingly endless shitness at that period of time (aside from the odd FA Cup…when it meant something) It’s payback time, chaps.
Do you think those curly-topped, unwashed scallies showed any mercy in the piss-taking department back in the day? Course not – and nor should we.
ii) There is the odd ‘OK’ Scouser (controversial I know) but by and large anyone who has ever had anything to do with that city will know that its a fucking nightmare: peopled with ne’er-do-wells, retards, dossers, tossers, shysters, crooks, drug fiends, and orange women. They also use their judicial system to pardon people for assault just because they play for their favourite footie team.
iii) Benitez is a cock.
A laughable little belch of a man, who, with his ‘FACTS’ rant, thought he could mix it with Fergie and – in time-honoured fashion – was shown up to be an utter tit. At least Wenger doesn’t even try any more. No point.
And a final word on Tufty and the nature of blog commentary. Having run a blog myself i’d say anything generally goes, but taking the piss out of someone’s kiddos is pretty fucking low.
Wazza
Ive never brought it up to SEF as Tufty himselves turned me off that site
your more than welcome to do it or anyone else
it would be fantastic to see it up
I always taught it would be an amazing flag for years as I taught those words didnt come from a football legend and a player that football lost too early but words from a Manchester United fan in Duncan Edwards
Well done Scott – Tufty was a proper prick. Would love to know how he knows that Liverpool fans don’t sing about us if he’s at EVERY single United match…..it’s because he’s at fuckin Anfield every week the scouse fuck witt! Liverpool bring us up in any concievable conversation they have!!
Ngog is the best player in the league. I have watched every Liverpool match (home and away) since October 2009 on my TV and I can say you are all idiots to think Rooney is better than him.
Scott banned Tufty before he could post this.
I’m sure the film is hillarious….we all know that the scouse humour is the best in the world! NOT!! And the scene with Fergie on the phone….how up their own arse are they to think that Sir Alex could even be arsed watching such a shit tie!!!
Your Hate Makes Us Stronger!
@GHTT – Good Luck with World Cup Qualifier.
It is always more fun and helps the sense of occasion if the Irish are in it.
If they dont make it there will be plenty of United talent to make it worth watching. Ive got a feeling you might jsut sneak it. Fingers crossed for ya mate.
I will miss that idiot, but I guess he had it coming.
I hate international breaks so much…but I feel this break will benefit us most out the top 4 teams. I would really hope United have a different approach from the next game, we need to get back to winning ways.
Hope the players remember that we will be playing against 12 and will need to win the league more than ever.
Also lets stop commenting about the liverpool film, we have better stuff to talk about…like winning…has any one heard that liverpool may sell torres to get over their debts, there may be an offer from Real in the Jan transfer window…
READ CAREFULLY WHAT I Said
thanks mate
Emily was going around the shop today singing about evra all day
I think she was put up to it
what was I gonna do but let her
hahaha ok, kurt cobain was way too cool to EVER be a liverpool fan. ok, so i’m confused. i know a draw between shitty and poop (hah, note the toilet humour) would be ideal for us, but honestly, i’d really like to see stevie me and the diving idiots sink to rock bottom to the point of no return. i’m torn…do i want a draw or do i want to see actual tears from Stevie Me when Craig Bellamy puts it past Reina? what do you all think?
gosh, if we were ever to make a film about our european exploits, i’d be pissed off if they bothered to mention reactions from anything and anyone associated with pool, and no Rooney and Owen are ours and i’m sure they do not consider themselves to be associated with the shit storm that is LFC. liverpool fans are really tragic, you know once this total dunce tried convincing me that they have more home grown players than us? and then he was started showing off his desktop picture which was of Stevie Me kissing the camera. so, i showed him one of giggsy kissing the premiership trophy hahahaha!
on a side note, i hope Rooney scores hat trick and sticks it to the Everton fans
Jesus, learn to take a f**kin joke. This whole film is supposed to be tongue in cheek. There was a scene in there with Djimi Traore in the box, and Gerrard telling him “That’s the first time you’ve been in the box all night”. We were even taking the piss out of ourselves.
Talking about obsession, who was the manager who said his greatest achievement was to knock a fellow team off their f**kin perch, rather than all the trophies he’s won? (btw, it was Arsenal who knocked us off our perch, if there really was anyone knocking us off, more like we fell off on our own)
@GHTT, can you do a new one of emily singing “Glory Glory”, i’ve seen her old one and while she’s just as adorable as ever, her pronounciations and such have improved a lot recently, so you should get her to do a longer one!
@Dan
The ii) point you made was a summation and socio-economic analysis of the Liverpudlian problem that has blighted the North West for decades.
It would be best for the country if we ring fenced it and then blockaded it like Kennedy did with Cuba in the sixties.
Scousers are abhorrent little gutter-snipes with an inflated and deluded sense of entitlement and ability.
A dirty little sub-species that spreads crime and social discord. I despise the Final Solution that the Nazis applied to the Jewish “problem” but perhaps a Final Solution to the Scouser problem along the same lines would be justifiable ?
We should begin by daubing Scouse on the outside of any business or building run by scousers. Like the nazis daubed ” Jude” to deter unwitting custom.
Similarly to the yellow Stars worn by Jews to identify them in public we could make scousers wear a Liverbird on their sleeve. As far as the systematic deportation of them to work camps we could send them all to the disused Factories littering the City and put them to work sewing banners for the Stretford End or better still sewing shell suits for the Angolan Boy Soldier clothing demand.
I would go one step further but quite frankly with the price of Gas what it is……..
Oh, and one more thing. There was a video made to commemorate the greatest ever European Cup FInal that was actually serious, and it was called “One Night in May”. Just to re-iterate to all the retards here, 15 minutes was tongue-in-cheek, and not really meant to commemorate anything. It was written by a comedian, FFS.
this video is the biggest piece of shite ever.
hi everyone. I’m Mel, New to the site but been a United supporter since I was a kid.
This film really sums up the small menality of the club. It’s not even funny; it’s just plain sad. They make a film about winning the European Cup and can’t even just revel in that.
Brwah – Liverpool had won more than double the number of league titles any other club had when Sir Alex Ferguson took charge. Of course Ferguson looked at Liverpool as the milestone and of course he saw it as an achievement to become the dominant team in England after nobody could have predicted such a dramatic stop to Liverpool’s success following the 80′s.
What reason do the makers of this film have for including United, comedy or otherwise? Making Ferguson out to be an alcoholic ready to commit suicide is supposed to be the ‘comedy’ element, but what has he actually got to do with your European Cup win in 05? The fact that he, along with Gary Neville, have to get a mention in a film celebrating one of the best moments in your history is really sad. Don’t think for one minute we’d have been talking about Fowler or Carragher in any film we made about the 99 European Cup final.
Who’s in whose shadow now eh?
Im a bit saddened by some of our responses today, ok I don’t see the point of wanting to mention the most successful English team in moments of their glory but all publicity is good publicity so Im not bothered. Its a bit of fun and should be accepted as such. No doubt on their blogs theyre loving the reactions on here calling us United fans aload of girls. Unfortunately it seems they may be correct this time, especially on a day when Sir Alex comes out saying players aren’t as tough as they once were. Could it be said the same about the fans. I say beat them at their own game, someone with a camera make a parody of fawlty towers. Rafa as the bumbling clueless dago waiter not understanding what the “real” owner of hotel Anfield, Dalglish is saying. “You see Rafa, I’d revert to a 5-4-1 untill you can be sure that a quality back 4 is in place” (said by Dalglish a.k.a Prunilla Scales (Sibil)), “que?” (Rafas elegant and educated response – the fat spanish waiter). “Dont listen to her, we cant afford a new back four, anyway Ive heard Dawson from Tottenham could be on a free at the end of the season”, (said by the true owner of the hotel Anfield, Hicks a.k.a Basil), “Si Si” (rafa again) …………..
I may be drunk at present but my mind is running away with this and its better than the dippers have got.
Carragher can play the major, lol. Torres can play Polly, knows what shes doing but is still a bit of a girl. Gerrard could be represented by the spirit of the hotel, alot of coming and goings a bit like a night stint on Albert Dock.
That sounds terribly unfunny. Saddos.
rcwis – what you have just wrote is completely disgraceful and well out of order, i cant believe you have dared to suggest that scousers own or run business’s.
how did Arsenal knock liverpool off there fuckin perch???
the only thing arsenal did since 1990 better than liverpool was pass the ball into there opponents net while liverpool used to just pass the ball back to there own net for there keeper to pick up and kill any attack against liverpool
just 2 questions for Brwah about liverpool because its always nice to learn
when did the back pass rule come in
and
when was the last time liverpool won the league
@jandsdad/rcwis
lol!
completely off topic-
has anyone seen these oliver norwood free kicks for n.ireland?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMoF7e-KFX4
fucking hell!
jandsdad
How wrong are you mate and I mean Tufty wrong
of course someone from liverpool can own or run a business
asked stevie me’s misses she run a business from home
well the back bedroom
Sad really. The supporters of ‘Pool FC are already displaying the small minded, immature attributes of typical 2nd tier and lower fans. The fans of Leeds come to mind.
off topic but
YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ireland have never lost when robbie keane scored
@ rooninho – seen it last night it was a cracker, all 3 united lads did well .
@ ghtt – also i forgot to mention their odius liks in the “business” of slave trading. Please no more mention of tufty. I’m no computer wizard but how does scott actually ban him. Does he block his username or his internet link or what?
Oh yeah paddy is not gonna be too happy at the moment republik 1 nil up
I am already feeling sorry for Evra.
he’s the only unhappy paddy in the world this place is rockin
John Oshea is Denis Irwins son I swear
@ ghtt – i thought his missus gave it out for nowt.
Pancake will tell you anyway haha
Would you pay for that skanky fuck?
jandsdad
pancake pays no in cash but in small full plastic bags from what ive heard
i would like to see the republik get to SA for the simple yet childish pleasure of seeing twatini’s sour bake as his precious french crash out.
Serves him right for the seeding of teams bollocks.
jandsdad
Yeah, that seeding bullshit was a disgrace. That’s the reason why I’m rooting for all the underdogs tonight.
yeah and throws stevie me a copy of match magazine a curly wurly and an oasishhh cd to block out the noise
berbatov scored 2 tonight
Tufty sure was a miserable cunt… Well done Scott
@ jack
good to hear he is playing after missing uniteds last games
Great to see Ireland leading at half time, i feel like they can actually get this done.
even now they feed off our name and fame……… fckin scouse shite…… awful small club mentality…………
guess they needed the sensationalism to emphasise a not so sensational event……….
slovenia are looking good to qualify for SA as well.
Akinfeev may not be @ world cup
vidic also got another 70 mins under his belt.
Scott mate I don’t think I’ve said thanks mate
berbatov broke Hristo Bonev’s record of 46 goals for Bulgaria.. YAY!
any ideas why benzema aint playing for france ?
gibson comin on
Now that Tufty has been fucked off will that mean all the excellent replies and put downs will be missing…..Cos by fuck there has been some classics on here tonight ….bumming his mum…. with a Torres photo on the back of the head ….fucking class put-down. Not that I will miss the sad know all prick but I will miss the fucking put downs….
o’shea limping off – oh dear
@Scott
I take your point about what Fergie said. That’s fair enough.
You say “What reason do the makers of this film have for including United, comedy or otherwise?”
Comedy, of course, you always take the piss out of your rivals when you can. We’re not going out of our way to make “Welcome to Manchester” posters with no occasion ripe for it, or no provocation, or naming our store “Everton Two”, so the address reads Everton 2 Liverpool 1 (although that’s actually pretty funny). Look at the Three Lions ’98 song and the Germans in it. And its not like Neville or Ferguson are at the centre of it. And like I already said once, its not commemorative or serious or anything. We already have “One Night in May” for that.
HTFU, please.
@GHTT
Everton were our main rivals for a while, and then Arsenal took over. If Man U were the ones knocking us off, they’d have won it from us. Arsenal in 89 and 91, and Leeds in 92 won it before you guys, so they take more of the credit, if anyone does really want the credit.
@ dv-ant
Isn’t Benzema on the bench?
I’m kind of rooting for Ireland right now. As much as I want all the big teams to qualify to get big games next summer I see it this way:
France – 1 United player (Evra)
Ireland – 2 United players (O’Shea and Gibson)
Let’s hope O’Shea’s injury is not serious.
my comment on the dippers film is…. FUCK ‘EM… they aint worth a wank as a team no more….shit team, shit manager, shit stadium. shit owners….. sesspool city full of thieving big mouth scumbags …..
And I hope they dont sack Beneathus…. hope they keep the fat cunt…. he’s doing to them just what i have always wanted, he’s finishing the bastards off
how many times does diarra have to foul a player before he’s booked.
Mcshane only just on and booked already.
brwah — Just out of curiosity, if the whole point of it is “comedy”, whats your opinion on that? Honestly, is “rat face” really that funny? Seems like this “comedian” you say made the film could be under the age of 13.
Just my opinion of course. I actually thought the bitters fans were kinda funny when they were chanting “fergie, sign him up” at OT about tevez. And i think i would hold my hand up and admit it if this fergie bashing was even close to funny…… but its not. Its juvenile
Oh well, to each his own I guess
And I hope JOS’ knock isn’t anything too serious
@Gudjohnsen
yeah benzema is on the bench – but what I meant was why isnt he playin when they need to win this game and they got benzema sat on the bench
if the scores stay as they are (agg 1-1) does it go to xtra time and then penalties ?
france kit wouldn’t look out of place in an s and m dungeon with that design over it. Henry the gimp must be loving it
fuck me …that Anelka’s a boi nosed cunt aint he….!!
do the Paddies go through if thet win tonight…. (as I hope)
jesus me typing… gone bad
Anelka > big nosed cunt
Ron’s gonna be at the world cup.
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh South Africa here we go!!! We probably won’t get past the group stage but here we go!
hope gibson does us a favour whilst hes out there and kicks fuk outta anelka, malouda, sagna and gallas ..
Lol, wouldn’t mind that….and then he scores a screamer from 35yards on 119th minute…
cheatin fukin cunt!
break his legs lads!!!!
Henry the cheating gimp fucker.
Offside and a clear handball.
Was he playing gaelic or what.
@ portugeseprincess
well done to your nation
that was disgraceful from Henry!!!!!
First Anelka dived inside the box and now Henry clearly uses his hand deliberately. I feel sorry for the Irish. They must have picked this up at Arsenal…same old Arsenal, always cheating :p
@ Scott – Can you post Berbatov’s goals for Bulgaria against Malta? He scored two goals and beat the goalscoring record for his country, good job Berba. I was trying to find them at 101greatgoals.com but no luck…
That just confirms my point that we need to get nfl system in football with camera viewing. This was shit from henry
2 players were offside and henry’s handball was so blatantly obvious for all to see. Pure injustice.
@jandsdad, thanks mate. I should not be celebrating though because we are playing like shit and will probably go out in the first round. But hey, I can always hope
handball
cant they appeal – this is just fukin wrong!!!
they shud just chase him down and kick lumps out of him
fucking injustice
cheating bastard!
unlucky ghtt and the irish lads, the republic were robbed there.
Fuck henry and fuck that blind ass linesman
@ portugeseprincess
u have got the best player in the world in your team so on his day anything is possible.
My man gibsons on so he’s fit oh I can see the back pages now
Ireland should’ve won the game in normal time, wasted numerous chances, were the better side throughout the match. They were well and truly cheated by Henry’s handball, how the fuck did the ref not SEE THAT?!
unlucky roi even i can say you were cheated tonight, but congratulations to patrice evra
@ jandsdad,
. Nani has been playing better for the national team. We qualified without Cristiano. But he is very important for the team because when he is playing there are 3 players marking him thus creating more space for others to shine 
. Hopefully he will come back stronger after the injury.
Thing is, the best player in the universe has not been performing for the national side as well as he should. His head is too big
As the saying goes down here in good old aussie land ‘toughen up princess’! Geez, a lot of fuss over nothing. Its just a pisstake and we should see it as that instead of getting allpreious over it.
@ Ulster red
that must have took a hell of a lot to write those words lol.
@ portugeseprincess
i reckon this will be his tournament, as much as it pains me to see for club reasons, but always will wish him the best of luck for his time with us
Tonybee Said,November 18th, 2009 @22:23
“Now that Tufty has been fucked off will that mean all the excellent replies and put downs will be missing…..Cos by fuck there has been some classics on here tonight ….bumming his mum…. with a Torres photo on the back of the head ….fucking class put-down. Not that I will miss the sad know all prick but I will miss the fucking put downs….”
I was thinking the same thing! READ CAREFULLY has been on fire tonight. The bit about Tuftys mam not washing her hands after making his sandwiches had me in bits!
Without us, do anyone expect the film to be success? no…….
well said kel..without us not even their pathetic fans would’ve gone to see the movie, let alone FSW. while they were celebrating their own past history, we keep rewriting ours at present to be the next in history books
RE: Royzadood
” Now we’re getting it together as a club and bringing in the players you can’t afford”
And what players are these then?
“getting it together” What’s this then, arrangements for the Europa League?
Out of Europe next week, and good fucking riddance.
Bunch of useless Cunts!!!
Fuck the films, try concentrating on the football they want, and at best they may get 4th!
Tossers!