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Ando: My Talents? Does PlayStation Count?

“Let me tell you that Nani isn’t very good on the piano. He’s hopeless!” said Anderson. “I didn’t know about Berba’s drawing… My talents? I’m good at video games. Does that count? It’s important to relax, so I spend a lot of time on my PlayStation. I play mainly football games, but I like shooting ones, too.I also play cards, watch films and spend time with my friends.”




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26 Comments

  1. Terrystears says:

    bet his shooting on video games is better than in real life

  2. HARGREAVES' CURLY HAIR says:

    @Terrytears hahaha good one mate ;)

  3. King George the Switzer says:

    It’s easy to forget sometimes that they’re just kids really…

  4. King Eric says:

    King “George” the ” Switzer”

    Ha. cleverly done.

  5. Griffin says:

    King George the Switzer

    …who just happen to earn about £60,000 p/w.

    I know what he does a lot of in his spare time…eat. His gut would make any beer drinking man proud.

  6. King Eric says:

    You are’nt George Switzer are you?

  7. Red Simmo says:

    Anderson, son, son
    eating crisps and Gregg’s iced buns
    Anderson, son, son
    Putting weight on by the ton
    He sits at home, on his arse
    drinking coke, scoffing Mars
    But he is good, good 2 feet
    Just needs to shit more than he eats
    Aaaaaaaaaanderrrrrrrson, son son…..

  8. King George the Switzer says:

    I wish I was King Eric – but the great ginger man is his own living legend!

    I hope he’s doing ok. Fond memories of those 91-93 reserve/youth games

  9. King George the Switzer says:

    Red Simmo – Quality!

  10. cantonaaaa says:

    News just in: Lady boy has just left the Liverpool Metropolitan Dump site (aka trainnig ground) on board a helicopter. First going to get his hair and nails done and then on his way to CSKA London. Meanwhile JT CLL will be part of the welcoming committee. He will be showing Torres’s lady friend around.

  11. GoatinaUnitedShirt says:

    Not so long ago if people wanted to relax and release some tension they would either fuck or go for a run. Then people decided to relax and release some tension by walking in a field and pot a little white ball in a poxy little hole marked by a flag. Lazy fuckers we used to think of these new sports man. So here we have the chunky brazilian sitting on his fat arse while he for one should certainly belong to the first group mentioned, the bloody joggers. What a role model he is to youngsters no wonder British kids are fat.

  12. Red Simmo says:

    makes a difference for Torres to be ‘in’ a chopper!!!

  13. Ly Ay says:

    so Andos crappy perfomance at soton might have been because he stayed up late the previous night trying to win a boss fight in some shooter?

  14. willierednut says:

    Trying learning to shoot Ando!

  15. The Fly says:

    wouldn’t you know that Berba would be the artist in the group

  16. King Eric says:

    Red Simmo – Ha Genius.

  17. mocthezuma says:

    for all you people who think that ando can’t shoot:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7dTahVt48k

    (also includes horrible rooney dive)

  18. manci_yanky says:

    @goatinauntiedshirt — i think its alright to have a little time on his arse when hes not running around at practice every day. the guy probably does more running/exercise every day than most kids do in a week, do you really expect him to go home from a training sesh and go for a jog? get real

  19. andsolskjaerhaswonit... says:

    Putting his arse in b/w the ball and the opposition. Now that’s your talent Ando. :D

  20. United1990 says:

    Oooh interesting Berba draws. Suits him very well

  21. kel says:

    Nani isn’t very good on the piano. LOL He did play well.
    Anderson is getting better, lets cheer him up.

  22. Dave Malaysia says:

    Dont want to sound negative or anything,just watched the second half earlier,our game against southhampton, when Ando was subbed, did he avoid shaking hands with Fergie and go straight down the tunnel?

    Did anyone see?

  23. KingOfStretfordEnd says:

    Berba draws. Ah there you go. That’s where all the artistic talent on the pitch comes from. It’ll be wierd seeing Nani on the piano, lol.

  24. smartalex says:

    Nani is a key player.

  25. sports24x says:

    he’s like a cute kiddo..

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