The season is over so please forgive me for talking about something with little to no relation to United. The story links with Sunderland, our second XI/Mini Manchester United, so I guess it’s not completely random.
I’ve just read that Craig Gardner is set to sign for Steve Bruce after spending the last 18 months at relegated Birmingham City. This Brummie lad made his way up through the ranks at Aston Villa and played in the first team for five seasons.
April 2007: “I signed for Villa when I was 15 and since then these have been the best days of my life. I’m a Villa fan. I’ve come through the ranks and nothing can be better. I used to be on the Holte End. I was there when we beat Tranmere in the League Cup semi-final. I was at the game when Mark Bosnich saved the penalty and we all ran on to the pitch so it’s come from that. When I was watching Villa as a kid there were people like Garry Parker, Dalian Atkinson and Paul McGrath. They were all brilliant. I used to sing their names and now I look at the crowd and they’re chanting my name so it’s great.”
Then, in January 2010, Birmingham signed him and after claiming to be a lifelong Villa fan, changed his tune.
January 2010: “Having played for the Villa everyone thinks I’m a Villa fan but I’m a Bluenose. I have been all my life. I was a mascot at John Frain’s testimonial. But I don’t have to prove anything to anyone. People who know me, my close friends and family, they all know I’m a Blues fan. As they say: ‘once a blue, always a blue’.”
Now he’s off to Sunderland, following the relegation of the team he’s support “all his life”, and you can only imagine what he will say at his press conference.
I hate footballers.
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Scot entitlemeant
is a weird thing these lads have been special from an early age, given preference and they think rules for us do not apply to them.
Sad. They don’t realy have to claim themselves to be lifelong supporters to when they sign for a club, although you understand that they want good connection with the fans. Ole was a ‘pool supporter (not die-hard, but they had most of the fanbase in norway at the time.) He never said he was a lifelong supporter, just that it was a brilliant chance. Offcourse, we all know where his heart lies now, but he never had to tell us that (=lie about it) when he first came to us.
Yeah, kissing the badge is played out. Teletubby Adam was at it, but we all know he can’t wait to get away from Blackpool. Fans aren’t falling for this bollox no more.
well you cant expect him to stay in the championship
“It’s true, we had David de Gea signed on a loan deal, but unfortunately on the last day of the transfer window everything fell through,” Martinez told the Evening Post.
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_7004799,00.html
When I read the title of this page, I assumed it was about Charlie Adam, who is on his way to Liverpool.
It’s true, we had David de Gea signed on a loan deal, but unfortunately on the last day of the transfer window everything fell through,” Martinez told the Evening Post.
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_7004799,00.html
Hernandez…
Even if Hernandez is looking for new opportunities in 5-6 years there’s no way he’ll join another english club and definitly not our rivals.
I’m not interested in all this BS.
all i want is ‘Sign Neymar & Ganso’, nuff said.
T4M – He don’t have to kiss the fucking badge, though? He’s a punk!
let’s face it. loyalty is dead nowadays. it’s mostly about who can show the money.
I see Hernandez playing for Madrid in 5 years..nuff said.
Lloyd, your tiny tim is missing an eye, careful your balls don’t explode.
the point of this article isn’t so much that he moved on, but he kissed the badge for both clubs and claimed to be lifelong fans of both. which isn’t really possible when the two clubs are bitter rivals. is there no bigger news that this? *yawn*
He’s supported more clubs than robbie keane. Apparently he got a tesco clubcard the other day and spent the day telling everyone how they were his fav supermarket from being a kid
Chico can kiss our badge as much as he likes. He’s not doing it to pretend he’s a lifelong United fan but to show how much he loves the club that gave him his big break.
Nuff said is for teeny boppers.
with the wages he’s on, no wonder he kisses who ever employs someone of limited talent.
Makes you think what else he kisses for more money…
@willierednut
i agree…nuff said
wouldnt it be better if they came out and said…..” right im here, because im a greedy cunt, and as soon as that dollah was wafted in my face i thought fkin ay”…!!!!!!
Lloyd™ – Jog on.
@Kings
alright…nuff said.
Its very different how players view the club and fans. I read an interview given by Darren Fletcher after he got fit from his viral infection last season, and he said that he felt completely differently while watching the game as a fan. Although Fletcher’s statement is not directly related to the topic but we can safely say that the things which are important for us fans may not be as important to players as they are seeing things from a different perspective. I would not mind if any of our players don’t say that they love our club or anything like that, as long as they give their best on the pitch.
Teeny bopper.
if i was that shit i’d kiss badges and make stuff up to come across a true fan. How else is he going to keep the baying mob paying his wages off his back!
If Chicarito leaves in 5 years, doesn’t he deserve a good send off having played most of his footballing career at one club?
People forget the career of a footballer is limited, look at Hargreaves, his career is over.
Ronaldo came to MU in 2003, left 2009, with a gift to the Glazers of E80m, thats a big chunk out of his career at MU, he stayed on an extra 2 years cos SAF asked him too.
How many people would leave their jobs today, just walk out, if someone else offered them 10 times what they are being paid?
Chicarito could have gone to Real for huge money,but he wants to stay at MU.
Young could have gone to city for big money, but came MU to win trophies.
Don’t criticise MU players, they are picked by SAF for having special qualities, more than money.
Thats why MU don’t have prima donna problems like arse,chel,city.
nuff said.
after buying rooney’s bollocks hook line and sinker,then being devastated by what he really was i’ll never fall for that again.
Hernandez won’t go to them mugs. He has his head screwed on. Why even discuss that on here? Well said Kings lad.
As for Gardener what a fucking fickle two faced cunt. Pathetic.
King Eric – Ditto my friend. Who the fuck is this joker talking like a teenage girl?
@Lloyd
hadn’t you best fk off to youth club ya twat?….
@shmoo – now shut the fuck up,i’m bored i was just trying to have fun,you dont need to be calling people names.with that said…nuff said.
Lloyd™ – Mate if you are bored watch the Under 21 Final, De Gea’s playing.
@Kings
didn’t know it’s on now,i will go watch now.thanks…nuff said.
Real Benny Hill comedy.
@Lloyd
like i said little boy, shoo……and calling you a twat was a compliment
@willie
aye all we need is a little bald man, some foxy chicks, and that catchy choon…!!
shmoo –
the memories have come flooding back, i always remember my old fella scoffin his dinner and perving all over them milfs!!!… even at the tender age of 12 i found benny hill quality …:P
@shmoo
i can see you’re trying to be smart.
I see Lloyd not being a total bastard in five years because he’s one now – enough said – what the fuck is this nuff bullshit – little boys who believe they have big bollocks for brains.
Don’t jog on – fuck off.
@Lloyd
we can tek it outside if ya like son???…
take what outside?,i see you’re one of those internet thugs.
Kids this days are so funny.
Test tube babies funnier still TM
Genetically modified ones more so TM
can’t wait for new season so we can get back to footie talk
Lloyd. Just a quick question that I would like you to answer honestly. How many times have you seen that scrawny daft haired kicksa players on the deck cunt Neymar and Ganso play? Seems to me everyman and his dog are desperate to sign the likes of these and that fucking Pastore. Flavour of the fucking months.
I agree wi that kings. these players seem to be the in names that everyone wants, because of the hype. or a youtube compilation
Does anybody remember when i suggested we sign Craig Gardner?
Looks like the prick skipped out the middle man all together & Went straight to our recycle bin Sunderland. Bloody Oaf !
By The Way – Andromeda – I replied to your “opinion” on the previous thread.
Fred -
please check my comments for correct punctuations
51st…….
@King Eric
i wasn’t really serious about that,but wouldn’t mind if we sign them tbh.
I watch the brazilian league and i must say they are very very talented,i’ve seen them play alot of time,mostly Ganso,been a huge admirer of Ganso since way back,even before the u20 world Cup(he didn’t play well at the WC though) but he’s really improved since.
Lloyd,,,,,what the fuck is with The iclke lickle TM…
Lads, Have asked and asked but Lloyd™ wont answer….
What do you think MG™, Cedars™, Costas™, King Eric™, willierednuts™, Kings™, Zibbie™…..
best get some for me as well ….. TonyBee™…..
I am not a TM I am a copyright
Wait.
I am an authentic first edition original – only one of it’s kind.
the only TM I know is Turd Mark in me cling ons….you know a skidder…..
According to the Daily Bitch Mail Daily:
Sunderland have confirmed the signing of Craig Gardner, the cute butch from relegated Birmingham FC.
Craig meowed with joy and went on to say he was always a black cat, once a black cat always a black cat.
He went on ,much to the amusement of our number one reporter, Piers ‘Bitchy Mouth’ Morgan; ‘once u try black ,u can never go back’ and he winked.
Piers ‘Bitchy Mouth’ Morgan blushed; oh u cute cat he said.
Gardner went on to say, i was born a villian,watched so much blue,became a blue and now to reveal my true self , black as a cat can be. Life was hard ,running thru the alleyways,scrounging for beer money at the local piers morgan pub for idiots.
At this juncture ,piers grab gardner and said , oh u cute whore ,come to pappa.
Interview over.
do you think LLoyd could be a turd marker…..
oh and one for Dave Malaysia™
Evening all true REDS
Not much else to say to be honest!
TonyBee
I am actually trade marked to Meg
Cedarsdevil™™™™™
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having fun with ™LLoyd….
How the fuck do you actually do them little ‘TM’s next to your name anyway? Fuck me, TonyBee is ahead of me on that front
cutting and pasting my dear Cedars….left click on the little ™ shade it in then right click to copy then paste away…. ™™™™™
Spain beat Switzerland 2-0..The 2nd goal was a belter..
wonder if it will pass
tried it added to my username but got under moderation
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=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=)) …..D̶̲̥̅̊i§ article isn’t as funny as Lloyd, kings, MG Ãήϑ shmoo…….nice one fellas, atleast I didn’t totally waste ma spare time readin this article
Meg Ryan™….
TonyBee
People like you should always be under moderation
Utd4life
Good to see you hear buddy, been a while
Spain win the under 21s, not that I give a fuck. Now, David De gea? Get that contract signed lad, or I’ll send TonyBee and MG over to your fucking house! You don’t want that situation boy!
do I get consultancy fees?™
Here not hear…………. Cannot even get a one liner with out a typo these days…. Stupid fuck
i say MG Holmes appears we have a case…a case of a missing signature on a contract……
stupid fuck™
evening Willie me old mucker….hows it going
I’m going to make De Gea an offer he can’t refuse.
@TonyBee
LOL
‘Cunting Cunt’ one of the best pair of words strung together I have read here, trade marked to my friend King Eric….. Bloody love that guy
I say Watson to solve the case we must first head to the scene of the crime.
Or in Platini’s case
Another fix
@Cedars..Yeah its been a while..How have you been Mate? Cant wait for the Mexico-US clash tonight..Should be a cracker of a match..Looking forward to seeing our Chico in action..
MG
Just do not hurt the boy emotionally, we need him to be focused!
Whilst I’m at it I’ll make sure I get an answer out of Sanchez Sneijder Modric and Nasri
Cedars
Optimus MG shall save all mankind who associate themselves with United
Utd4life
I am very well buddy, thanks for asking… Any idea what time the match is?
Easy RoM.
What a Twat Gardiner is, he could damage his neck changing direction that fast! And what a lovely goal from the Brazilian! Quality shot.
The likes of United don’t need to study Barca unless we’re playing them, but the entire FA needs to sit at the feet of the Spanish and learn to produce international results in exchange for Corruption. The England Manager is rated at 7 Million, fair enough, but if Psycho is miles away from leading the Seniors then what the fuck is he doing anywhere near the NEXT Seniors as their Manager? Thats why England win fuck all – fucking stupidity – Its not a lack of talent it never has been. Its purely Stupidity. What top flight team is Pearce walking into upon retiring from England? He’s no where near a Top 10 Club, but he’s managing the future of English Football Lol.
If England u18′s right now went to Spain to be trained, they’d come back as under 21′s playing better football. How embarrassing is that? and how fucking Corrupt. I blame the fans, cos the Spanish would never tolerate FA Salaries with England results. Imagine the scenes in Spain if their Seniors returned like “ours” from South Africa? They’d pay 10 million to get rid of Capello and start again from Scratch, and thats to the credit of their International Football. The Three Lions get behind any old bollocks and it shows on the pitch. Spineless. Do you think Spain would trust their future with Sven, Capello and Pearce?
Ha!
BOFA !!!
TonyBee – It’s going well mate. And yes, you get a hefty commission.
I say Holmes …when we visit Sammi…can we …ahem….give him a little slap ?
Optimus MG? haha, love that…. Did you rule Rome in a past life?
just for being a French cunt?
I say Watson will have to take Evra along to necessitate proceedings.
Cedars
I used that yesterday in a conversation with smartalex which I think my good friend missed
But yesterday it was Optimus Cedars
oh i say Holme …a case of …LE slap
@Cedars..Mate, its scheduled at 22.00 GMT..I’m not sure about the timing at your place..
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Cedars
I can’t remember Rome
I ruled Cybertron
Can’t you remember?
I say Watson I reckon we should teach the art of slapping
Utd4life
Cheers buddy, I will do the maths….
TonyBee – Hello my friend. Hope you are well buddy? What the fuck is it with this trademark nonsense?
Kings…..fucked if I know …been doing my best in taking the piss but it still crops up…..for the very last time …. thank you and goodnight™….
I’d like to trademark Megan’s ass!
Kings
Hi there buddy… TonyBee is taking the piss out of a certain user who uses TM next to his name…
While you are here, what do you think of Pastore and Neymar? I think we should splash the cash, furthermore, Neymar has a cool hair do …. I really hope Sir Alex signs them both plus 4 more players
I hope SAF signs the whole Barca squad that way we won’t have to worry about beating them anymore
I’d like to TM Hayley McQueen
MG @ 22:16
That makes sense in a way! Has good old Arry been in touch of late? Would be good to know what he makes of all these deals going on
Pussy galore, what a gal…
Cedars
Harry’s been awfully bloody quiet since Modric dropped that bombshell
I wish I could read his mind
willie – just for you mate:
Felicity Shagwell what a chick
No EPL football,my dream transfer hasn’t happened yet,no value in the market.this is going to be a long long summer.
MG
Ah well, I assumed that Jeff may have sent you his latest interview with Harry…. Let us know when he does
MG – She sounds groovy!
Evening lads. Don’t have much to say on topic because I couldn’t GARA about Gardner or Birmingham or Sunderland.
Just wanted to congratulate De Gea on the U21 Euro trophy and another shut out. Well done lad. Here the deal will be done in July when he officially ends his relationship with his current representatives and starts with Jorge Mendes. Find me someone who believes that Mendes isn’t giving kickbacks to Gill and I’ll show you a lad that believes the Easter bunny lays his own eggs.
**Hear**
I believe that Mendes isn’t giving kickbacks to Gill.
The easter bunny’s eggs aren’t laid! Then they’d be white, and they’re not. They are brown.
Cedars I promise I’ll have one just for you tomorrow
I’m in my writing groove so it’s time to go…
Goodnight Cedars goodnight all
It’s groovy baby yeah!
BOFA on a roll = Cedars happy
Good night MG my friend, have RED dreams buddy
Have dirty dreams, Cedars means!
absolutely nothing happening here,time to go chat with mrs…
Hello and goodnight MG! Glide your groove!
CedarsDevil – Hello my friend. Oh I know, it was more of a rhetorical question mate.
Well thanks very much for putting me on the spot about transfers! Ha!
Well I think we should buy them both – Pastore £44m with personal terms of £200k a week. With regards to Neymar, we should give them Berba plus £25m. Also we should buy De Rossi for £18m and Sandro for £35m. IF WE SIGN THESE JESUS CHRIST!!!! But if I may contradict myself, I think we should keep Berba.
We better get use to these badge kissing stuff…..Dnt trust any fuckn body!
Evening all,
Didn’t watch the Spain game, did our young keeper have much to do?
Rai – Hello mate. One save was all he had to make and that was in the first half.
Kings
I think its more like 46 million for Pastore with 210K a week, Neymar might cost more like 35 million with 190k a week … We do not need Sandro buddy… Alves is more likely with 18 million and 140k a week….. We should be sorted with them signings
The second Spain goal is worthy seeing
Rai, Pretty tame match from Spains point of view. The few shots were right at De Gea. Still seemed to have secure handling in a big game for the lad. Think you can give him credit for a job well done, even though the Swiss didn’t put up much of a fight.
Cheers guys, withdrawal symptoms are setting in….hate this fuckin part of the year
CedarsDevil – What are your sources with those figures my friend? Oh and be careful not to shit on the Sandro suggestion, one particular poster might be offended by that.
Sandro, De Rossi and Heskey…
Kings
I have very reliable sources buddy, all comes from http://www.knowfuckallaboutfootball.com also we have http://www.ithinkisupportunited.com and last but not least http://www.iknowmorethankalex.com
He’s a Bastard just like Scar Tevez
Kings
I have very reliable sources buddy, all comes from http://www.knowfuckallaboutfootball.com
Sorry for the sort of duplicated post, moderation was awaiting the first one! Thought it would not go through
Hahaha Cedars surely the source has a twatter account?!
Rai
Actually the source is a twatter! hahahaha
Im feeling Young today
perhaps im jonesing at the idea of Nas-er-Wheee joining
Or we could buy half of spain’s U21′s & become spain/barca….& then change the name of OT to
Estadio Manchester or Manchester Stadion or estadio de los diablos or my final suggestion:
TEATRO DE ENSUEÑO
Google translate if you must non-espanyol speakers,
for this is part of the Manchester United Revolution
Viva La Revolucion ! Spartans Ahoo Ahoo Ahoo
Off topic:
Blackburn are interested in Papiss Cisse….now is he asking for trouble with that name
That cunts pissed.
Cedars – How are you anyway mate? Fully recovered from last week?
Rai
Yes I am feeling great my friend, thanks for asking…..
Signing out and off to bed, keep it RED fellas
Laters Cedars
Cedars
your sources link doesn’t work mate
I think you misspelt the site, heres the link you meant:
http://www.onlinegossip.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Cheryl_Cole.jpg
It has transfer info on the a Beautiful Breath Taker We are trying to sign
De Rossi won’t leave Roma, he’s too fond of sucking Totti’s dick. Pastore will not leave Italy either. He’s knocking off De Rossi. It’s a fucking weird triangle.
Cedars. Hello mate. Thanks a lot for the mention. Did I REALLY say that? Good grief. Must have been annoyed.
Lloyd. Fair enough.
Jenna Tailia and Camille Toe are two of my favorite women.
Beaver, yum yum.
how can these fuckers say there lifelong fans how could a true brum fan sign up 4 villa its like that carragher brought up a evertonian and joins liverpool
seriously could you ever play 4 citeh leeds or the scouse i had that much talent id be saying to an agent anywhere but them 3 shiteholes
how can you not find an opportunity elsewhere could never ever fucking do it true fan my bolloxs
CedarsDevil – Hello my friend. You cannot get more reliable sources than that. In that case, I will take your word for it. How about this link: http://www.onlyonepersononthisblogknowstheplayersaskingpriceandpersonalterms.com
Rai – I would happily sacrifice the first two if it means only getting Heskey. We could always do a straight swap for Sandro with Berba going the other way if funds are tight.
Kings – Brilliant link that buddy, cracked me up
lying toad…..
Oh what I’d give to run onto “THAT green pitch in THAT Red shirt”. Cuntery of the highest order from Gardner.
Cunts, everywhere you look.
Gardner is a dickhead, and so is his manager McLeish.
Gardner is a prick effin chameleone too.
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