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Arsenal Boss Wishes He Seduced Ronaldo… Not His Mum

Over the past few days there has been plenty of talking concerning Cristiano Ronaldo’s potential move to Arsenal, before a deal with United was agreed. This wasn’t anything we hadn’t heard before, with Arsene Wenger revealing as much earlier in the year.

Ronaldo let on that his mum, Dolores Aveiro, had been very taken with the Arsenal manager, saying, “After I signed for United she and I were sitting watching a Premier League game on television and she yelled out ‘I know that guy – I liked him!’”

“I’m disappointed that I seduced only Ronaldo’s mum!” said Wenger. “I had Ronaldo at the training ground, I showed him around and I gave him a shirt. It has got his name on the back. We watched him play in a Toulon tournament. I saw that he was an exceptional talent but we could not predict that he would become the player that he is. What we did not see in him at that time is his capability to score goals. He was something special but he did not score goals, he did not even go in the box. Today on the corner he is good in the air.”

That’s what five years at United can do for a player, Mr Wenger.




 

25 Comments

  1. Anant says:

    And they say he’s good at spotting talent!

  2. themarkedman72 says:

    “I am disapointed that I seduced only Ronaldos Mum”
    Arsene musta left his glasses at home that day??
    I bet he doestn usually get young boys confused with their Mums.

  3. goooooooonah says:

    5 years also turned him into a greedy cunt!

  4. Red-Manc says:

    Wenger is always seducing kids, someone needs to put a stop to it.

    With a packet of sweets and cheeky smile….

  5. themarkedman72 says:

    Welcome goonah, enjoy reading about a real football club.
    one that has won the champions league.
    Oh and how many arse players have managed that??
    Oh zero. thats a big number.
    two fingers to you

  6. Sam says:

    spot on anant

  7. themarkedman72 says:

    i am not surprised that ARSEne wenger was attracted to a club with a name like ARSE ‘n’ al and who has a big phallic cannon logo. Not a bit gay you think?
    How many fruit machines have had their stick pulled in the showers at the arse?? AShley cole?? sol campbell?? arse wenger??
    all very manly yes mmm big boys.
    why dont you just make it official and change your name to village people f.c. ??

    I mean being gay is ok. I aint against it, i just calling as I see it…no soap is on a rope at arsenal.
    arsenal are the gay club

  8. Ryan says:

    Wow Arsene Wenger chose to seduce a young boy over a woman. How is this any different than normal?

  9. Ryan says:

    Also bravo to the constant stream of Arsenal and Chelsea fans reading our blogs. I wouldnt want to read about idiots like Gallas, Eboue, Terry, and Joe Cole either so I don’t blame you guys.

  10. micheal says:

    themarkedman72
    What are you talking about

    And as for wenger in general how on earth could he not see the potential in ronaldo united saw it in one game for Christ sake and had more potential then every arsenal youngster past and present.
    to judge him back in 2003 and say he does not score goals at the age of 17 to 18 years old is quiet simply the most idiotic bit of scouting I have ever seen you judge the player on what he could become and you jude the performences of players at that age not just goals arsen.

    How many 17 18 year old players past and present go on the pitch and get goals especially in double figures very phew and the ones who do they peak early and it’s downhill from there, isn’t it ironic and talk about calling the kettle black isn’t your current team being young wenger the excuse as the reason why arsenal are winning nothing, as it seems to be the excuse their fan’s the media the pundits and arsenal football club in general say.

  11. IndReddevil says:

    Totally agree Scott….5 years at United made Ronaldo the best player in the world, Ronaldo wouldn’t be a player he is today if he had signed for arse-nal

  12. denton davey says:

    What a physique !

  13. wiuru... says:

    Ah well he can console himself with stealing Ramsey from under our noses.

  14. mangetout says:

    who gives a fuck? 2-1 to The Arsenal!!! where was your rent boy when you needed him? “dreaming” about Madrid maybe? what a tosser, you can keep him (probably).

  15. mangetout says:

    if you don’t want arsenal fans reading your piss-poor blog, don’t write about arsenal you pillock

  16. olusanjo says:

    ”mangetout”, you were lucky to have us write about u because the best diapers-changer in the world talked about the best player in the world who we moulded into what he is today. check the players you bought into your creche five years ago and tell me which one can lie far from ronaldo not to talk of standing near him

  17. TonyBee says:

    Jesus, if CR7 Had joined Arsie-nal if would have a ring piece like a wizards sleeve by now…lololol

  18. Jonny says:

    You’re welcome

  19. OTRed says:

    He’d probably be in Madrid now anyway, Michael Jackson, sorry I meant Wenger isn’t as good as a man manager Fergie is and he’d probably be off to Madrid after the WC incident.

  20. themarkedman72 says:

    you talk alot of rubbish michael said but if what you are trying to say is that wenger has a good eye for a young boy then we actually agree.

  21. Meyers Da says:

    Forget about all these childish insults. Ronaldo is the best at everything..end of !

  22. Meyers Da says:

    Best at diving in the box.. best at rolling around holding his face, holding his ankle, leg and any other part of him that hasn’t been struck. He must have earned enough points alone to win the league by cheating and will continue to do so until the summer when he will p*ss off to any club that can afford to pay him more money. Man City perhaps..?? Never mind, you’ll still have the ‘world class’ Rooney who has averaged 11 league goals for each full season he has played. Why are you guys so obsessed with who is gay anyway? Such thoughts are apparently never far from your minds. Nah, lads, you can stick your Ronaldo right up your ar*es, which most of you would apparently love judging by your gay obsession.

  23. Gooner77 says:

    Good to see the usual, intelligent comments on here, MarkedMan72 wonderful insight mate :) By the way does the 72 in your id refer to your year of birth? If so how do you explain such childish comments?

  24. Scott the Red says:

    The United obsession continues for Gooner77…

  25. suhayl says:

    arse holes can you please fuck off you puffters..and mangetout and meyers……we are a club of winners who win trophies…not a club of cry babies…fibreglass..gallas…eboue…fuckin joke of a club. Got fuckin beaten fair and square by the potters..yet again though you decided to throw your toys out of the pram…oh sorry shouldnt say toys where your club is concerned

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