Chelsea will make the trip up North to take on the Champions of England, Europe and the World on January 11th.
This will be the first occasion John Terry has played at Old Trafford since helping us win the European Cup in Moscow. Had he stayed on his feet when taking Chelsea’s final penalty, he would have got his hands on the European Cup, winning it for the first time in his beloved club’s history.
RoM has big plans for this game…
I’ve been in touch with the lovely people at SillyJokes.co.uk who sell inflatable bananas. I told them about my vision, 1000s of United fans taking the piss out of super-duper-wonderful-man-of-steel-British-bulldogy Terry, and they helped me out. They have reduced the price of their inflatable bananas.
All the Viva John “Banana Skin” Terry products are discounted and from January 1st there will be a further 15% off, by simply entering in the voucher code: NEWYEARSHIRTS
There are also Viva John Terry car stickers on offer.
Banana Skins For Terry Facebook group.
Spread the word!
To Scott and all other United supporters around the world, I wish you a Happy, Healthy and Prosperous and Red 2009. Keep the faith and remember, in Fergie we trust.
Scott, keep up the good work on the best Blog on our beloved team.
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As for Mr Terry, I hope to revel in him trudging off our hallowed turf on Sunday 11th Jan, with his chin on his chest having suffered a mauling at the hands of our boys.
Great idea. And Terry’s expression on this photo is priceless, pure terror.
Oh, and Happy New Year.
Can’t wait to hear viva John Terry echoing around OT, praying we get the win. Chelsea in turmoil by the sounds of the training ground debate Scolari allowed to happen, they’re still a good side but don’t think we could be playing them at a better time.
I’m so looking forward to seeing that cunt being abused when he sets foot in OT on the 11th. Viva John Terry.
The British Bulldog won’t know whats hit him. Especially at the club he “supported” as a boy. Viva John Terry!
Class Idea. Make a facebook group and advertise this! Spread the word.
Banana skins and fucking tears, what a fucking hoot…. just for Terry the sanctimonious cunt…. I hope their fucking season comes crashing down round their fucking ears, fucking rentboy gobshites and Drogba can kiss my arse….hang on though …. he might like that….forget that bit……lol !!
just goes to prove that Russki Mafia money can’t buy success and Scolari looks as though he aint as good as everyone was saying he was…
Hahahaha! love it! I wish I could see the crowd all holding yellow things
Happy New Year
cracks are certainly starting to appear Tony. in particular around the players confidence in Scolari. some very strange team selections and substitutions. They can no longer hold on to a lead, have no plan B and seem to just panic and play aimless long balls in. Yes i too hope there season comes crashing down on them. rent boy cunts.
Scott- perhaps also a push to get the competition winning Evra song sung loud and proud on his return against Bethell and the bully-boy racists? I know you have links with Pete Boyle etc, I’ll try and sing it loud but I doubt it will catch on with the fans around me…they’re pretty poor even when it comes to the classics, let alone a new song.
Inflatable bananas?? I seem to remember United fans taking the piss out of citeh fans for having inflatable bananas back in the 80’s and it was not just for one game. Still, what the hell.
Pathetic,
Bananas indeed
I reckon throwing tissues at him would be the go.
I think it would shake him more being reminded of crying in public.
When is it alright for the captain to cry John??
NEVER!!!
bananas is awesome too.
SRAB
You’re right mate, the best way to spread it round is to get in touch with the Boyler and have a few rounds of it blasting around the Blaize.
Trying to get one going around the stadium on your own is a complete fucking lost cause.
I’m all for ripping the piss out of ‘JT’ (ugh) for ninety minutes but inflatable bananas? Really?
Ordered my inflatable banana.
For those doubters, just think of John Terry, who has nightmares every single night about that slip. Surely you want to compound his misery (which will hopefully make him cry again rather than strengthen his resolve) as far as possible. Anyhow, it’s just a bit of fun. As someone said, we’re not doing it for every match of the season. Moreover, we’re not going to be acting like morons and throwing them around in tense situations in the final minutes.
I’d encourage everyone else to order. It will only work as a statement (rather than just a few funny/ childish (depending on how the sky pundits see it) individuals) if thousands of us do it, as Scott has said.
I hope to hear a constant chant of John Terry is a Red, He Loves United!
Top idea. only problem is the media will probably say that it is some kind of racist thing and our name will be dragged thru press once again!
imagine coming out to a stadium of bananas…..it would be funny and I bet even his own team mates would be laughing at him.
Except Lampard that guy is so serious he thinks he has the hand of god up his arse.
Markedman: “his own teammates would be laughing at him” How fuckin funny would that be?
Hi Scot
I don’t know exactly how these things work, sitting here all the way across Asia, but it would be really nice if there is a big poster of “Out with Racism” with the pic of Sam f**king Bethell on it that you had posted some time back, on Chelsea match day, preferably where TV camera wont miss it?