To be a city fan… all together now.
“It’ll be nice to know that every gallon of petrol a Manchester United fan buys is going into our kitty,” Noel Gallagher said today, in response to news they had been bought by Abu Dhabi United Group for Development and Investment. Nothing like a bit of stereotyping eh? The fact the new owners, Abu Dhabi United Group for Development and Investment, have not made their fortune in the oil industry, seems to have passed ol Noel by.
“I’m pleased we’ve managed to swindle United out of a few bob as they’ve had to pay over the odds for Berbatov,” he added. Have we? Or have we just paid Tottenham’s asking price? Again, bitter blue Gallagher is blinded by his hatred of United.
However, he’s not entirely senseless, recognising that Cristiano Ronaldo would never sign for them and the only reason why Robinho would sign for City is the money. “I can only assume they’ve offered Robinho a fortune because there is no other reason he’d come to City!”
As for Ronaldo? “The last place in the world he is going to come to is here!”
Fancy a laugh?
Who the fuck are Man United? Champions of England and Champions of Europe. Who the fuck are City? Forever in our shadow.
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