To be a city fan… all together now.
“It’ll be nice to know that every gallon of petrol a Manchester United fan buys is going into our kitty,” Noel Gallagher said today, in response to news they had been bought by Abu Dhabi United Group for Development and Investment. Nothing like a bit of stereotyping eh? The fact the new owners, Abu Dhabi United Group for Development and Investment, have not made their fortune in the oil industry, seems to have passed ol Noel by.
“I’m pleased we’ve managed to swindle United out of a few bob as they’ve had to pay over the odds for Berbatov,” he added. Have we? Or have we just paid Tottenham’s asking price? Again, bitter blue Gallagher is blinded by his hatred of United.
However, he’s not entirely senseless, recognising that Cristiano Ronaldo would never sign for them and the only reason why Robinho would sign for City is the money. “I can only assume they’ve offered Robinho a fortune because there is no other reason he’d come to City!”
As for Ronaldo? “The last place in the world he is going to come to is here!”
Fancy a laugh?
Who the fuck are Man United? Champions of England and Champions of Europe. Who the fuck are City? Forever in our shadow.
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LOL.. tell ‘em Scotty…
Ignore these …Has Beens….from the Beatles Tribute Band
…And the Reds go marching on! on! on! >>>
“Miraculous you call it babe
You ain’t seen nothing yet
They’ve got Pepsi in the Andes
Mcdonalds in Tibet”
-Roger Waters
This is CITY any other club I’d be worried. They will b@lls it up.
FECK YOU, MR. CUNT GALLAGHER!
I know it’s not a football comment, but look at Noel’s face – was this guy born with his head inside out? He would make a robber’s dog look bonnie
The Citeh giddyometer is going into overdrive!
Didn’t Noel write the song ‘Girl in the dirty shirt’ about a Female City supporter?
Noel Gallagher is a cunt.
The Gallagher brothers are pathetic, just like their music (except “Live Forever”) and their beloved Shitty.
Lots of teams tried to become bigger than United, but there’s only one United.
il slag them off afta iv bin to their concert
Gallagher brothers….typicail shitty city fans thick as shit, talk bollocks half the time and like watching blue shite only these pair of twats are slightly more dense than the rest of City followers as most light blues wouldnt want to let no one outside a fricking mental home know which team they follow. Jesus they even married a pair of dopey talentless cows that half of London,s been through…..wankers the pair of them
the second one’s piss funny. Liam fails to see the irony of, “a MASSIVE boo for Man United”.
How many pricks like ciddy just because of these retards?
At least the Roses were 3/4 Red, and Reni had the decency to keep his mouth shut about his shower.
I’m loving this Giddy Ciddy thing. They’re all crawling out from under the rocks at work. It’s funny how with some supposed money behind them they’ve instantly become the biggest club in the World. Funny, I thought it was based on success and following. Good to see that tickets for their rent boys game are on general sale. MASSIVE support.
the burnage bad boys what a load of bollocks , soon ran out of steam when they couldn;t rip off any more beatles tunes stick to covering slade “classics” fucking half wits
as for the “super giant huge massive citeh” they are and always will be in our shadow, and their dopey fans know that will never change
ps is it true they have run out of tea towels in stockport as they all pay homage to the new owner who looks like peter kay with a fake tan!!
They’re shite..all the songs sound the same …..
clowns the gallaghers
Dont Look Back in Anger is a brilliant song though….
Any more reason not to buy Oasis CDs? I don’t even download their MP3 shit. A friend of mine lend me a copy & I broke it ‘accidentally’. He forgave me. Told him to listen to BackStreet Boys instead.
I am more of a Micheal Bolton man myself!
The only bands I listen to are Stone Roses, the Charlatans, Simply Red and James. My favourite actor is James Nesbitt and my fave TV host is Eamon Holmes. I only eat food which has featured in a cook book by Gary Rhodes.
…No way sis are my least favourite cover band ever!
I am a very bad liar.
Noel, you ugly motherf****r, stick your hot-air comments where the sun don’t sheeeeeeeeeiiine. You have a face like a burglar’s toolkit. The Stone Roses achieved more musically on one album than you will ever do. Liam, Robbie Williams can leather you, you f*****g chimp.