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Bitter Bluenose Gallagher Has A Pop At United And Arsenal Managers

City have spent decades despising United because of our money. Their only response to seeing us lift trophy after trophy, whilst they won fuck all, was that we were ‘buying’ our success. Blackburn, Newcastle and Chelsea have all proven that it’s not possible to buy success, not for the long term anyway, but the bitters would have none of it.

They jumped at the chance to get a bit of money though, a chance at buying their own success, so much so that they welcomed ‘a human rights abuser of the worst kind’ with open arms.

Now it looks as though Kaka might just be convinced to play for City, being bribed with £2 million a month to do so and Noel Gallager continues their stance. Who cares about morals as long as we can get a bit of a taste of United’s glory?

“Fuck morals,” started Gallagher. “Fuck Arsene Wenger and his socialist football nonsense. Fuck all that bollocks about the club losing its identity. What identity? The fact that we’ve been skint for 30 years? Looks like the Sheiks are starting to put their money where their mouths are. So it looks like Robinho really was just the start! Colossal amounts of money are being talked about. Obscene, some have said. Sir Alex Ferguson’s face was a picture in his press conference yesterday though. That in itself was worth £100m. He looked shell-shocked.”




 

48 Comments

  1. Jonny says:

    ‘What identity?’ haha. Exactly. Maybe if he says ‘fuck’ enough the kids will think he’s cool.

  2. keanesmagichat says:

    has been wanker!

  3. Costas says:

    I am sorry,but who is this cunt?

  4. bergkamp says:

    didnt he get beat up by a yank recently,geezer should have stabbed him

  5. paddy says:

    maybe he should stick to making mediocre music and keeping his neanderthal brother out of the public eye rather than worry about fergie,FUCK OASIS,FUCK THE GALLAGHERS,FUCK CITY,FUCK THE ARABS.

  6. Sue says:

    I have to agree with the 3 previous people that have left comments. Noel Gallagher isnt exactly a roll model for young fans – when his kids start using words like that we at least will know where they have got it from – the horse mouth!

  7. London Gun says:

    Once a cunt, always a cunt……..should have been put down with his brother.

  8. parn says:

    Ha ha im a gooner and totally agree with all the comments, fuck oasis ugly fucks……….

  9. art says:

    “Sir Alex Ferguson’s face was a picture in his press conference…” It’s good to see Gallagher still has an active imagination.

    “…we’ve been skint for 30 years” Anybody know now many tens of millions Keegan, SvenGE, etc have spent over the years?

    Looks like Gallagher’s happy to proclaim his resumed support now that he thinks siddy will be able to buy success with their oil money.

  10. alan says:

    That s it Gallagher brothers, carry on beating up your wives and girlfriends and swearing at your sad kids, till they re so black and blue, they ll be mistaken for Inter fans. Do you ever worry about your own kids googling you and discovering what true assholes their dads are?
    Seriously are there any City fans proud to have these guys as fellow fans?

  11. tonym says:

    noel gallagher that fuckin maricon!! i love the music and oasis you know. but that, how do you say, sailor mouth cabron should be fined!!

  12. skiwidevil says:

    ”underground heating on economy 7”, fuck them.
    11 kaka’s will still win them fuck all….oasis cunts.

  13. keanesmagichat says:

    fuck the arabs

  14. bren11 says:

    always thought bloke was a twat and this just confirms it. l mean be serious city are still shit and a few world class players wont make up for their wank defence

  15. dk says:

    Disgrace of manchester. Can’t this idoit speak properly . i can’t seem to understand his rant about, doesn’t sound like a Mancunian. He’s speaking shit as bad as his songs. OASIS SUCKS. SHIT MUSIC Of MANCHESTER. TAKE THAT is million times better than them.

  16. Goonmeister says:

    Oh dear, another classless club playing in blue. Both clubs run so badly that they were at the point of bankruptcy before a * stepped in to bail them out. These aren’t football clubs they are billionaire’s status symbols.

    * enter war criminal, human rights abuser or russian baby starver

  17. Mic says:

    What was wrongs with Fergies face? You CANNOT buy success, it has to be an on going thing, you need a nice history of success before you can build up to what United, Madrid etc… have today. You can buy the best players in the world but when they leave the clubs they love where’s going to be the desire? Look how United go on ’til the end of every game and do everything to win, look how Chelsea, despite the money they’ve spent over the years, gave up, no one wanted to put their body on the line, no one wanted to put in the effort, as soon as the initial buzz is gone and the players get used to their money, nothing will drive them on, compare that to Giggs, Scholes, Rooney who just keep going on and on and on. Same will happen to City, there’ll be no desire for the club and they’ll fall.

  18. Potter says:

    It’s strange how the presence of filthy lucre changes a person’s perceptions. We Arsenal supporters have had the same with our Russian neighbours who suddenly thought that their shit didnt stink. Not to mention the cash misspent just four miles up the seven sisters which comes from we know not where. At least you have spent the money that your playing success has provided and maybe our new money joining the old might enable us to do the same.

  19. Big Goon says:

    Who the fuck is this cunt? Compairing a team that has won fuck all in 33 years to ManU or the Arse is just plain stupid!

  20. looneygooner says:

    The bloke’s an arsehole, he’s the same twat who stated that he sprinkled coke on his cornflakes, didn’t see him helping Citeh out, and this is the Manc who tries to sound like a famous scouse group, talk about no identity.
    He’s out-dated just like some of Hughes signings Bellamy and Bridge, great ambition from Citeh.
    Watch the whole thing implode like a nasty fart

  21. Mark Moore says:

    Does anybody really take this Beatles rip-off piss head seriously? Blue-nose twat.

  22. BG says:

    wat a cunt, fucking shit music but coz some greasy long haird wankers like it you think your the fucking digs bollocks id love to meet this whineing prick and kick the shit out of him. can wait till Arsenal play this bunch of pricks next dont matter if youve got KAKA, Ribina up front if you got a shit defence your not gunna win fuck all as an Arsenal suporter i know that so i hope they get kaka and gallagha can wank off to pics of him in a brazil shirt and cum in his brothers arsehole the inbred scumer.

  23. Andes says:

    Wenger’s comment basically made perfect sense. Especially the example he cited using Man Utd – that, yes, Man Utd also spent big money over the years, but those were the money they EARNED it. They got a big support worldwide with bigger money earning ability, u can’t false them on that. Important thing is, United operated like other normal clubs do, they kept an eye to their income before spending.

    And the fanbase of United today, they didn’t get it from just yesterday, they BUILT on that over century’s effort.

    In short, they are still playing a FAIR game in compare to clubs like Chelsea and City.

    No, I m not a United fan. I support Arsenal.

  24. SULLY [South Africa] says:

    Fuck Gallagher, Fuck Hughes, Fuck Robinho, Fuck City, sell the lot of them.

  25. TonyBee says:

    Scabby Gallagher has always copied success…. they think that cos a fucking colour blind Ayrab has pissed a bit of dosh down a fucking blue shithouse, he thinks shitty can try and cpoy our success. Stupid big mouthed cunt. Speaks bollocks, writes bollocks and has a pair of bollocks for a brain

  26. King Eric says:

    Fuckin Ian Brown wannabe! or is it Lennon or Tim Burgess wannabee? Big Headed monobrow cunt. How the fuck can he talk about identity when he has not got one himself?

  27. The Otter says:

    Oasis should no as well as anyone that money will mean they lose their identity….they havent put together one decent album since they became famous…problem for city is they have NEVER put out on decent team…famous or not!

  28. keanesmagichat says:

    hahaha the fucking dippers cocked it up again eh? great result for us.. did you see rafas face, the fat prick…

  29. Costas says:

    Fucking great!Rafa’s lost the plot.Rafa rafa’s lost the plot!

  30. King Eric says:

    dippers the shite cunts draw at home again after going one up. When I heard Stevie Me had scored I was gutted. I could just imagine all the headlines and comments. Was not to be though. The advantage is very much with us now!!

  31. Androo says:

    WE’RE STILL FIRST!!! WITH A GAME IN HAND!!! OMG Rafa must be dying of heart failure at the moment. His rant couldn’t have been better placed honestly.

  32. Red-Manc says:

    He’s cracking up He’s cracking up he’s cracking rafa’s cracking up!

  33. Whiteside10 says:

    QPR co-owner Flavio Briatore on the Kaka bid: “If you had put Michael Schumacher in a Minardi, it would have gone nowhere…”
    Couldn’t have put it better myself…
    BTW, I’ve just seen on SSN that Kaka’s staying at Milan…

  34. knightsmith says:

    I can type now i’ve got over laughing at the dipper result.

    Kaka has just announced that he is not signing for citeh

    “Kaka is staying at AC Milan. Official,” said a club spokesman, after Milan’s owner Silvio Berlusconi broke the news on Italian television.

    This year just gets better and better!

    Also a user name I noticed on the BBC 606 website

    ” Nemanja Vidic once turned up to training late, Alex Ferguson fined the rest of the team for being early…”

    How brilliant is that!

    I’m in such a good mood, I might even forgive the wife for supporting the chavs; she can still sleep in the spare bedroom though until she learns her lesson!

  35. stretford972 says:

    why does someone who stole 2 good albums 15 years ago before goin on to write countless dog wank think anyone gives a fuck about his opinion?and what a cunt u’ve made urself look again,mr gallagher. Burgess,brown,ryder>gallagher united>city

  36. Costas says:

    What about it now Gallagher?The idiot didn’t pay attention months ago when Giggs said that all the money in the world couldn’t buy Shity the prestige of Man United.In the end that’s why Kaka turned them down.

  37. RedMist says:

    haha
    No Kaka, but they did get Bellamy for £14mil, Fouteen fucking million AND Robinho has gone AWOL in Spain. Aaah, normal service is resumed at The Massive.

  38. Jake says:

    Noel’s better than Liam…but he’s still a bit of a muppet…Ricky, (I love everyone, everyone loves me) Hatton is the worst with his blue moon bollocks..oh and off topic: Skrtel’s as good as Vidic, where are all the dippers preaching that drivel….Craig Bellamy for £14 million…maybe that’s why Kaka turned City down…

  39. Bob Koh says:

    Kaka is staying at Milan, so all City got was Bellamy. Looks like ‘dirty’ money will not get them the stars they crave. City is going to get stuck in a rut of over-paid players and no results for years to come. And who is this Gallagher? Sorry, I don’t listen to so-called ‘music’ from punks so don’t know who he is.

  40. Drew Vader says:

    Hey Scott, you should put this post in the archives man, have you ever seen such love from the Gooners? Arsenal fans fucking love United!!!

  41. Anon says:

    ” Nemanja Vidic once turned up to training late, Alex Ferguson fined the rest of the team for being early…”

    hahahahaha, thats classic!

  42. Tom F says:

    Oasis lost their identity in 1997 when Brit-pop died.

    Right time, right place? Yep! A bit like City!

    All this talk about them buying this world class player or that, yet the only players who are actually wanting to go are either average Craig Bellamy types, or those who play for clubs who’re sitting in the same area as City in the league.

    Oh, My final Berbatov Chant would be this: How the hell can I get it off the ground? Same tune as Andersonsonson but no one complains about the Viva chants….

    Need feedback!!!

    BERBATOV–TOV–TOV,
    HE TOLD CITY TO FUCK OFF
    BERBATOV-TOV-TOV,
    GLORY’S ALL HE’S THINKING OF

    HE DON’T SMILE,
    HE DON’T LAUGH
    HE’LL BEAT ANY CENTRE HALF

    GOALS HE’LL BRING
    LIKE THE KING

    SO “BER-BA-TOV” WE’LL SING…

  43. Kings says:

    He’s a complete cunt.

  44. Markus Revolver says:

    what identity? exactly. Who the fuck are you?

  45. Jake says:

    what about the another one bites the dust chant? maybe it’s a bit slow at the start but I think it would work…can’t have same chant twice, the vivas are a bit more simple tom so it’s acceptable…would be a bit harsh on anderson as he listened to think it was his chant and half the crowd would probably mis-hear so there’d be two chants running at the same time…

  46. davetian says:

    What a prick. Once again just proves how small time city are. tell you what though, Hughes likes spending fucking money doesnt he? Kompany, Zabaleta, Bridge, Ben Haim, Wright-Phillips, Robinho, now Bellamy and De Jong? If press figures are to be believed, isnt that about 120 million quid already? And they’re still wank! And Hughes made a right cunt of himself over this whole Kaka business!! And there best player lies about granny death!!! Brilliant.

    Also, seeing as though Oasis havent had a good album since What’s The Story, why the fuck should we listen to this media whore anyway?

  47. EastStandManc says:

    Living off 2 mediocre albums that came along at the right time and ripping off The Beatles ever since doesn’t entitle you to open your sad bitter mouth you gobshite Salfordlad-wannabe.

    Too right you don’t have an identity. “This is OUR City”? Yeah, commemorating 33 years of fuck all.

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