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Bitter, Fat, Rent Boy: Chelsea Deserved To Win

A penalty shoot out decided that Manchester United are the Champions of Europe. After completely dominated play in the first 45 minutes, with chances that should have seen us go in 3-1 up at half time, Chelsea had the better display in the second half.

Their goal came in the flukiest of circumstances, with the ball taking two deflections to take it to the path of Lampard, who put it past Van der Sar who had slipped.

Chelsea hit the woodwork on two occasions, whilst Petr Cech made a succession of great saves, and John Terry headed off the line.

Granted, Chelsea had the better play in the second half, but never dominated the game like they were dominated in the first half.

Nobody likes to see a game decided on penalties, but there was so little between the teams on the night that a shoout out was the only way to decide on the winner. Based on the football played, United were the better side, and as for clear cut goalscoring opportunities, they were fairly evenly matched.

However, Frank Lampard, who scored Chelsea’s goal, believes his side were clearly the better one and have been robbed by United.

“It’s a small, small detail that has cost us the game,” Lampard said. “If John hadn’t slipped when he was taking the penalty we’d have won the game. We deserved to win. Nobody could deny we didn’t. We completely dominated the game and created countless chances. The best team didn’t win.”

Boo fucking hoo. He couldn’t sound more bitter if he tried. Love it!




 

22 Comments

  1. Mum says:

    Frank thats ber ber bullshit

  2. Stephen says:

    Lampard and Terry are two class A twats, they got what they deserved.

    It is about time we got some luck against them. They winged every decision and got punished whwn Drogba got sent off.

    Hargo, Vida, Rio were superb, well done boys!!

    We are the champions the champions of Europe!!!

    Ps Scott thanks for the the video of the pens I will never tire of seeing them!!

  3. franco says:

    You mancs make me sick. You twats had the first 36 minutes, after that we dominated the game. We had spirit we had guts, you lot relied on that smarmy number 7.

    We deserved to win on the night, but didn’t, so I say congrats through gritted teeth, and we’ll see you next season.

    Blue forever

  4. Stephen says:

    Another thing did anyone notice how much stick Andy Gray was giving EVDS ha ha justice!!!

  5. Stephen says:

    Terry the dirty c##t spat a Carlito as well!!!! I know believe in Karma!

  6. PeeJay says:

    Chelsea met Olimpiakos, Fenerbahce and Liverpool on their way to the final. How fair would it have been if they had won, with such an easy route?

    Who cares if they played a little bit better? WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!

  7. franco says:

    Hey Pee wee,
    We didn’t play a little better, we were far superior to you. You might have won the cup, but you’re all losers to me.

  8. Andy says:

    I could tell Lampard that if Essien’s ball didnt deflect on Vidic and Van De Sar didn’t slip the match would not have gone to extra time and penalties

  9. denton davey says:

    “would have/could have” doesn’t equal “should have”

    Another example of the RentBoyz’ sportsmanship.

  10. blindkat says:

    I fucking love it! Bitter ass rent boys crying as they bite the pillow yet again. The best was my man Carlitos eating makelele ass in the penalty box, that was so cool. Everybody has seen what punks chelski are all season trying to be tough but crying like birds if any decision doesn’t go their way. We deserved to win because we won outright. They have a saying here in us about situations like this… SCOREBOARD bitch

  11. Taron says:

    I love it too…couldn’t believe it…the rent boys deserved what they got. What a way ti loose CL and what a great way to win it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Jak says:

    Would we have been more gracious losers on the night? I like to think we would. But it was a game of high high intensity, and I don’t fault Frank for making the statements he did just after the match, with the adrenaline and the disappointment flowing. With a few days reflection, he might be more objective.

  13. Haydar says:

    oooooh nooooo we’re all loser in franco’s eyes!!:O what will i do now? how will i go on?
    Franco u lost, shove it

  14. United on Fire says:

    >If John hadn’t slipped when he was taking the penalty we’d have won the game.

    Ifs and buts … and that’s what John Terry landed on. Exactly the same as that Dave Beckham penalty.

    It would only have been more funny if it had been Ashley Cole.

    I feel sorry for Avram Grant, he doesn’t seem right for his players as he has dignity and class.

  15. Manc says:

    There were so many choice morsels to savour…

    ‘JT’ (“A man’s man” – Frank is there something you need to tell us, sister?) slipping on his arse in the Mancunian-style rain at the biggest moment of his life.

    Spunked it, pal.

    Go and sulk on your £130K a week you dirty, spitting Cockerney cheat. Not man enough or mannered enough to watch United collect the trophy. Sums you up.

    Ex Arse / Liverpoo / Massive player ‘The Incredible Sulk’ chipping it weakly to VdS for United to nab it..

    “Life-long red” Peter Kenyon-scum skittering up to the podium, ashen-faced to collect his LOSER’S medal with the taunts of the United fans ringing in his ears…

    Abramovich looking like a prize turnip as the realisation that you can’t buy everything finally dawned….

    Haha. Come on United! Let’s do it all again NEXT year!

  16. RedRedBaby says:

    red red baby tum tum te te tum te tum tum

  17. jimmy Bob says:

    Terry deserved it and his tears afterwards made it funnier

    good old anelka didn’t have a care in the world and i wouldnt put it past him to have missed on purpose as a protest of chelseas treatment of him

    no tears from “le sulk!” were they lol

  18. Squiddy says:

    Look at how anxious everyone gets because Lampard spoke the simple truth. Only the ref saved United with multiple false decisions. Scholes elbow to Makelele’s head – red card. Rio’s boot to Cole’s head – red card. Tevez wrenching Makelele’s head – red card. All in open play. Drogba’s tap to Vidic’s chin whe play had been stopped? Man Utd deserved nothing but an anniversary card. Too much time is sent trading on sympathy from the dead of their past. Sickening stuff.

  19. suhayl says:

    F YOU YOU RENT BOY SCUM

  20. jimmy Bob says:

    lol too much time is spent on sympathy for the dead?
    trytelling that to fat frank and his look to the sky every i time score celebrations
    stop miling fat frank and get on with life

  21. suhayl says:

    what you rent boys forget is this

    100 years since our first trophy. 50 since the pioneers of europe perished..the babes. you had the chance to go into europe but declined to whims from the FA. 25 years since SAF’s first euro trophy. scholes redemption. Giggs breaking the record. The NEW holy trinity to match law besty and sir bob. Top scorers in prem + clge. Concededl least and best defence in clge + prem. only team left UNDEAFEATED. Highest group stage points in europe. Faced the best in france, spain and italy ( proper footballing nations) unlike the heavyweights of turkey greece and a 4th placed team in england.

    Players with unity and courage and belief who love our club and want to stay instead of money grabbers out for name and fame and who wont sign contracts…i could go on.

    unlike your artiificial fly by night club who wants to buy everything. We are a club with tradition history class and soul…SOUL…that you CANNOT BUY. The euro trophy has been devalued in recent years to to money and media and expanding the tournament. THIS trophy should be won by teams who have strived endeavoured and built built built over decades of toil to get their hands on old big ears. Not buy it in a summer..like your oligarch lottery winner…who reaped the loot in a national car boot sale.

    And lastly remember this. Sir bob went up with the team…a legend of legends worldwide..a player..one of the greatest for club and country…a humble modest man…who declined taking a medal from platini…WHY??? because he said it was the players night..they are the winners. Thats history thats CLASS…NOT like judas spurious money grabber classless selfish kenyon.who’d sell his own kids to make a quick buck..taking his LOSERS medal very gladly.

    THATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OUR GREAT CLUB and you RBOYS

  22. best7 says:

    well said suhayl!! MUFC are the greatest, the TOTAL football club, we’ve got it all and best of all we play the best football of all, attacking flair and a mean defence like no other…. SIMPLY THE BEST!

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