Comments on: Can You Imagine If Cantona Did This? http://therepublikofmancunia.com/can-you-imagine-if-cantona-did-this/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=can-you-imagine-if-cantona-did-this a Manchester United blog Thu, 24 May 2012 15:10:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.4 By: FailsworthDevil http://therepublikofmancunia.com/can-you-imagine-if-cantona-did-this/#comment-15959 FailsworthDevil Thu, 11 Sep 2008 21:54:37 +0000 http://therepublikofmancunia.com/?p=2980#comment-15959 Naaaaaa mate is fuckers like.....the only English scousers know is "Wanna buy a big issue so i can feed my 38 kids" or "Guilty your honour"..... Burgers aint got as far as Scouseland yet mate...I think they still even use there mothers breast milk in there brews. .......... A house in liverpool........ and a little girl is in the kitchen while her mummy is washing the dishes... and the little girl says "Mummy why are your hands so soft"... for which the little scouse girls mummy replies... "Its because im only 12" lol ............ Sign on, Sign on, With a Pen in your hand... coz you'll never get a job, you'll never get a job... ........... What dya call a scouser in a semi detached house? A BURGLAR. .......... What dya call a scouser in a suit ? THE ACCUSED. .......... What dya call a scouser with a job? A FUCKIN LIAR. ......... Liverpool is the only place i know of, where they piss through your letterbox, and knock on and ask how far it went. Naaaaaa mate is fuckers like…..the only English scousers know is “Wanna buy a big issue so i can feed my 38 kids” or “Guilty your honour”….. Burgers aint got as far as Scouseland yet mate…I think they still even use there mothers breast milk in there brews.

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A house in liverpool…….. and a little girl is in the kitchen while her mummy is washing the dishes… and the little girl says “Mummy why are your hands so soft”… for which the little scouse girls mummy replies… “Its because im only 12″ lol

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Sign on, Sign on, With a Pen in your hand… coz you’ll never get a job, you’ll never get a job…

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What dya call a scouser in a semi detached house? A BURGLAR.

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What dya call a scouser in a suit ? THE ACCUSED.

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What dya call a scouser with a job? A FUCKIN LIAR.

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Liverpool is the only place i know of, where they piss through your letterbox, and knock on and ask how far it went.

]]> By: mkn http://therepublikofmancunia.com/can-you-imagine-if-cantona-did-this/#comment-15947 mkn Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:32:54 +0000 http://therepublikofmancunia.com/?p=2980#comment-15947 hahaha, scousers dont get any stamps... How they gonnna send away for the dole? Hahaha FailsworthDevil thats fucking funny "That isnt scouse for Quarter Pounder with cheese is it??" hahaha, scousers dont get any stamps… How they gonnna send away for the dole?

Hahaha FailsworthDevil thats fucking funny
“That isnt scouse for Quarter Pounder with cheese is it??”

]]> By: FailsworthDevil http://therepublikofmancunia.com/can-you-imagine-if-cantona-did-this/#comment-15942 FailsworthDevil Thu, 11 Sep 2008 16:34:28 +0000 http://therepublikofmancunia.com/?p=2980#comment-15942 Shit Thick Crimper?? Explain Jemima?? That isnt scouse for Quarter Pounder with cheese is it?? Shit Thick Crimper?? Explain Jemima?? That isnt scouse for Quarter Pounder with cheese is it??

]]> By: Jemima http://therepublikofmancunia.com/can-you-imagine-if-cantona-did-this/#comment-15941 Jemima Thu, 11 Sep 2008 16:27:23 +0000 http://therepublikofmancunia.com/?p=2980#comment-15941 Wow, what a shit-thick crimper. Wow, what a shit-thick crimper.

]]> By: Stephen http://therepublikofmancunia.com/can-you-imagine-if-cantona-did-this/#comment-15938 Stephen Thu, 11 Sep 2008 16:09:32 +0000 http://therepublikofmancunia.com/?p=2980#comment-15938 Fuckin class!!! Fuckin class!!!

]]> By: FailsworthDevil http://therepublikofmancunia.com/can-you-imagine-if-cantona-did-this/#comment-15932 FailsworthDevil Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:23:34 +0000 http://therepublikofmancunia.com/?p=2980#comment-15932 Stephen, if there is an opportunity to rip the piss out of the blue noses, scouse twats or rent boys... im onto mate..makes manchester a happier place lol... well for me anyway bud. Did ya hear about Royal Mail having to recall the commemorative Liverpool FC postage stamps.... People were buying them but didnt know which side to spit on !! But my fav is ........ What dya call a scouser in a white tracksuit.. ?? The Bride Stephen, if there is an opportunity to rip the piss out of the blue noses, scouse twats or rent boys… im onto mate..makes manchester a happier place lol… well for me anyway bud.

Did ya hear about Royal Mail having to recall the commemorative Liverpool FC postage stamps….

People were buying them but didnt know which side to spit on !!

But my fav is ……..

What dya call a scouser in a white tracksuit.. ??

The Bride

]]> By: Stephen http://therepublikofmancunia.com/can-you-imagine-if-cantona-did-this/#comment-15929 Stephen Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:04:47 +0000 http://therepublikofmancunia.com/?p=2980#comment-15929 FailsworthDevil thats feckin funny mate! FailsworthDevil thats feckin funny mate!

]]> By: FailsworthDevil http://therepublikofmancunia.com/can-you-imagine-if-cantona-did-this/#comment-15928 FailsworthDevil Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:02:49 +0000 http://therepublikofmancunia.com/?p=2980#comment-15928 Stephen.... i gotta say that i agree with ya mate... They will prob bring a Saudi manager in... who works in one of there property establishments... "Manchester City would like to announce their new manager for the 2009/2010 season.......... Al Avadit Upd'pooshoot Lotsa"..... Stephen…. i gotta say that i agree with ya mate…

They will prob bring a Saudi manager in… who works in one of there property establishments…

“Manchester City would like to announce their new manager for the 2009/2010 season………. Al Avadit Upd’pooshoot Lotsa”…..

]]> By: Stephen http://therepublikofmancunia.com/can-you-imagine-if-cantona-did-this/#comment-15924 Stephen Thu, 11 Sep 2008 13:46:08 +0000 http://therepublikofmancunia.com/?p=2980#comment-15924 If Hughes does a decent job at City there is no reason why he cannot manage United, my view if and when he fails to finnish top 4 this season he will be sacked. Like all managers who are run by foreign owners they want instant success, and to be honest he will do well to finnish top 6. If Hughes does a decent job at City there is no reason why he cannot manage United, my view if and when he fails to finnish top 4 this season he will be sacked. Like all managers who are run by foreign owners they want instant success, and to be honest he will do well to finnish top 6.

]]> By: FailsworthDevil http://therepublikofmancunia.com/can-you-imagine-if-cantona-did-this/#comment-15907 FailsworthDevil Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:21:33 +0000 http://therepublikofmancunia.com/?p=2980#comment-15907 Just1n.... i know what you are saying mate.... but how could we ever have anyone in charge... who has blatantly tried to knock the club which made him... which give him such an illustrious career..... I know that he is only doing is job at the Blue Noses by saying these things... but Stevie Bruce says things.....and i know he always puts a team out to play us... but its the way Sparky has been saying things about United... thats why i could never accept him.... Your right in a sense... we wont have any control over the new manager... but once appointed... if the fans dont agree with it... or dont take to the new manager... then the fans can make it pretty intolerable for the new manager to stay. I could never go to a splinter club ie FC United... thats just a load of bollox if you ask me..... When they started off, it was setting up in protest at the Glazers etc... and i was for them doing it to make a point... but exactly where has this got them?? Nowhere mate.... I will always be United... Manchester United....whether we end up playing in the Manchester Central League if we go bankrupt.. i will always be Manchester United... its my blood.. i breathe it... and im always gonna have sommat to say about it......its the way I am... its the way a lot of us... thats the joy of this fantastic website... we get to chat United... and slag the blue cum, scouse pricks and cockney tossers off all day long !! Just1n…. i know what you are saying mate…. but how could we ever have anyone in charge… who has blatantly tried to knock the club which made him… which give him such an illustrious career…..

I know that he is only doing is job at the Blue Noses by saying these things… but Stevie Bruce says things…..and i know he always puts a team out to play us… but its the way Sparky has been saying things about United… thats why i could never accept him….

Your right in a sense… we wont have any control over the new manager… but once appointed… if the fans dont agree with it… or dont take to the new manager… then the fans can make it pretty intolerable for the new manager to stay.

I could never go to a splinter club ie FC United… thats just a load of bollox if you ask me…..

When they started off, it was setting up in protest at the Glazers etc… and i was for them doing it to make a point… but exactly where has this got them?? Nowhere mate….

I will always be United… Manchester United….whether we end up playing in the Manchester Central League if we go bankrupt.. i will always be Manchester United… its my blood.. i breathe it… and im always gonna have sommat to say about it……its the way I am… its the way a lot of us… thats the joy of this fantastic website… we get to chat United… and slag the blue cum, scouse pricks and cockney tossers off all day long !!

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