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Cantona: No Place For Mercenaries At My Club

Eric Cantona was asked about Wayne Rooney’s decision to hold Manchester United to ransom over a massive pay rise. Cantona has claimed he has no problem with players taking their share but can’t abide by players whose motivation is money rather scoring a last minute winner.

“I have no problem with players taking their share, because without players you have no game,” Cantona told ESPN. “But money cannot be your motivation. If the money is crazy, you can go play for another team. But the demands don’t always come from the player. There are people around him who are trying to manipulate him. I think the question we have to ask the players at the Cosmos Academy is ‘Why do you want to play professional football? Do you want to be a great player, or do you want to become rich and famous? What is your dream?’ If you just want to become a professional and make money, I don’t want you on my team. But if you want to become the best player in the world and score a goal in the last minute to win the game, then I will help you become that. Me, when I was 4 years old, it was my dream to play with the best. When I got older, they paid me to play, but I would have played for nothing. I didn’t become a football player to become rich. Yes, rich as a person. Trophies. Memories.”






 

229 Comments

  1. TonyBee says:

    no good me asking for a job then…..

  2. TonyBee says:

    hey Max…..did you know Mikey Owen was out for a while…………\!!

  3. Dave says:

    I love you, King Eric

  4. Costas says:

    So much wisdom from this guy. He almost rivals TonyBee in that respect. ;)

  5. TonyBee says:

    don’t you fucking start Costas……lol

  6. Dave Malaysia says:

    And the King speaks, makes sense,well said.

    Now as Scott the Red expalined to anyone where he went awol,leaving us alone ?

    Was he in a trawler chasing seagulls ?

  7. TonyBee says:

    wisdom….me ….lol ….thick as shit me…roflmao

  8. Costas says:

    @TonyBee

    What? Did I say something that Maxine already said? :P

  9. MrKirie says:

    Absolute legend :)

  10. TonyBee says:

    She wont be here today as Mummy has already put her to bed…

  11. MG says:

    I salute you Number 7

    Eric Cantona is a symbol of defiance and his number 7 shirt for Manchester United was the defining example of what this shirt meant to him and us.

  12. Dave Malaysia says:

    Who is Maxine?

    Whos mummy ?

  13. Dave Malaysia says:

    Wei MG ANY PICS OF Hayley in red?

  14. TonyBee says:

    Costas… what have you fucking started now…..Maxine’s Mummy will be furious….lol

  15. FletchTHEMAN says:

    So great to have King Eric back in a footballing role.
    Absolute Footy Legend.
    What a man. What a player.

    “When I got older, they paid me to play, but I would have played for nothing. I didn’t become a football player to become rich. Yes, rich as a person. Trophies. Memories.”

    We all remember you as well Eric. We are rich with our shared memories with you.

  16. Costas says:

    @TonyBee

    Lol, I didn’t call him Maxine first. It was someone else. I like mad max too. :D

  17. FletchTHEMAN says:

    MG and Dave Malaysia.
    You could get a few buyers for that Calendar.
    January The Great Dane #1
    February RedNev#2
    March Irwin #3
    .
    .
    .July King Eric #7
    .
    .
    October Georgie Best #10
    November Sir Ryan #11
    December Hayley McQueen #12

  18. Dave Malaysia says:

    @FletchTHEMAN: U intrigue me,what picture dude?

  19. Neil says:

    That interview is mandatory reading. It’s terrific

  20. Dave Malaysia says:

    ok me go now sleep ,dream of hayley.

  21. pjcamino says:

    Pure genius! You gotta love him!

  22. Devil Is Red 19 says:

    Eric you legend

  23. pritch the red says:

    2 weeks ago today fergie was in the hotel half a mile from my house with pepe reina my mate who is a scouser was in there.he is gutted next day he went to bookie to put a bet on him coming to us the bookie said no. this is the talf allover the town where i live .everybody knows about it

  24. notaFISH says:

    mmm… inspiration.

  25. Kings says:

    A truly world class player.

  26. StatesideAussie says:

    @pritch … interesting story. wouldn’t SAF be taking some risk to meet Reina (or any player contracted to another club) in public like that? Well, Reina is pretty good. I don’t think he’s the best we could get, but maybe the best aren’t available. A while back, Eric Steele talked about having narrowed it down to a list of 3 keepers. Trouble is, with VDS retiring, the deadline is now fixed. As of the end of the next transfer window, we either get a new keeper or go into the new season with the ones we’ve already got. Let’s say Steele’s shortlist included Stekelenburg, Neuer and de Gea (not saying it did, but those are the names I see fans mention a lot on here), what if none of them are available?

  27. manutdisadream says:

    i fucking love the king

  28. m-united says:

    do u think starting with one of tunnicclife, morrison and pogba in tomorrow’s match will put to much pressure on them? i really want to see more of them after seeing the highlights from the youth cup they really look great prospects

  29. MG says:

    Dave Malaysia

    Sorry mate no pictures – devastatingly handsome was Hayley in Red today on Sky Sports New :)

    FletchTHEMAN

    Nah mate Jan – Dec Hayley lol :)

  30. MG says:

    Read the title of this piece

    Cantona says my club

    Beautiful :)

  31. denton davey says:

    I saw in the Guardian Online that among the potential subs for tomorrow’s match are King, Morrison, Tnnicliffe and Pogba along with the usual first-team stalwarts. The projected first-team is a mix-and-match affair with part0-imers Lindegaard, Wesley, Bebe, Gibson, Fabio, and Obertan along wtih a few others who have been on the fringes of the first team like Rafael, John O’Shea, Anderson, and Chicharito. That’s only ten names so I’ve obviously forgotten someone – and someone won’t be ThreeLungPark or LittleMikey or Jonny Evans who are all injured. Anyhow, I’d be happy to see TheLads smash these upstarts and get some playing time for three of King, Morrison, Tunnicliffe and Pogba.

  32. Lang7 says:

    Ay mates i was just looking at the United website and if you counted Fabio and Rafael from our youth teams, 50% yes 50% of our squad is from OUR academy

  33. TonyBee says:

    like to see Morrison get a go tomozz….just to see what the fuss is about…..

  34. TonyBee says:

    Let the young ones tire out the opposition then put on some power and bury the minnows

  35. willierednut says:

    I’d like to see the kids bury a G.

  36. FletchTHEMAN says:

    OFF TOPIC
    Reports from France put Jimmy Briand goal tonight on par with WR10s famous bicycle kick vs the bitters. Olympique Lyonnais 4-0 Nancy. Anyone have a link to the highlights or a clip of the goal?

  37. Kevin says:

    My favorite moments from his interview:

    “I think clubs should make a quarter or half of the stadium where the tickets are not expensive, where these people don’t have to make a big sacrifice to go to the game. It’s their children who will grow up to be the great professional players, not the children of rich people.”

    “Yes, I regret not kicking him harder. We are not all saints. I know there are some players who take their image very seriously.”

    EC: It’s all about Johan Cruyff.

    DH: If it’s all about Cruyff, why don’t you add him to your stable of legends in the Cosmos front office?

    EC: Because now we have Eric Cantona.

    Love him, Legend!

  38. wayne says:

    i love eric just as much as anyone but in reality he’s talking shit,i don’t understand what exactly is going on,i’m assuming the attempt is to revive the new york cosmos and bring them in mls.to become relevant and get new yorkers to fill the stadium the club will have to bring in name stars and overpay just like any other club.

  39. willierednut says:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1358496/Manchester-United-bid-15m-Evertons-Jack-Rodwell.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

    According to this article, Rodwell was the player United were after in January. Looks like, It could be a done deal in the summer.

  40. RedScot says:

    Its all in the words, if you read carefully? Get your head in gear, Wayne Rooney, you are at the biggest club in the world? SHOW us the fans you can follow through, the devotion and loyalty we have displayed to YOU.
    Yes you won us a derby, and spectatcular it was, you rose like a preening Cockatoo, to the heavens.
    Alias King Eric. Now turn this Goal, into a winning season performance.
    .
    Off topic there as been a lot of bitching and nit picking, of recent on here.
    I have had my day with this shit, we are all United supporters, no need for triviol, handbag fights.
    United have a game to win , tommorow, I will be on this forum, SO be ready, for some”cunting” Cussing, and bugger bollocks.LOL
    .
    Off topic. what do Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspurs and Paul Mcartney all have in common?
    .
    They both, like “One leg’s” lmao
    .
    Keep it Red.
    Bonnuit.

  41. wayne says:

    fuck me thats priceless people in glass houses comes to mind

  42. wayne says:

    haven’t seen much of rodwell times i have seen him hasn’t done much,cannot pass judgement one way or the other.

  43. RedMegleeker says:

    Any views on them Beady Eye?

  44. wayne says:

    funny i was talking about certain contributors being conceited on a thread the other day,i’m guessing tomorrow so many people are going to show the site might crash.

  45. willierednut says:

    Ha ha, another day on RoM. I might swerve It tomorrow lol.

  46. wayne says:

    i have to work tomorrow, will tape the game i’m just hoping my day comes before 21st of december 2012 trying my best fish is just not biting

  47. jasonpark says:

    I just prestiged on black ops…well said king Eric

  48. wayne says:

    made a mistake not a fish an arachnid

  49. Gaurav says:

    The mail says Evra has agreed a 3 year deal which will be announced on Monday..

  50. wayne says:

    breaking news looks like evra’s signed a 3 yr deal

  51. TriniRed says:

    F*cking legend

  52. King Eric says:

    Willie. That rodwell story will most likely be true. In red issue it said chelsea had bnid twenty for him but he said he would only go to united. His agent knows someone at ri. They have been on this story a year or more. A lad I met on holiday said last august it was a done deal. He was excellent to his recent injuries but suffered for form. A huge talent nonetheless and can play midfield or centre half.

    Meanwhile that smug french cunt wenger is confident arsenal can do the quadruple. Stick to the league cup for now eh arsene. Don’t get aboove ya statiom after one win against a team thaty had 67 per cent posession. Cunt.

  53. wayne says:

    @ King Eric lol hi mate if sir alex comes out and is confident utd can do the treble isn’t that what you want from your manager.yes he’s an arrogant cunt but to be honest he’s one of the managers who have earned the right to be.he’s feriously loyal to his players,like them or hate them wengers teams have always played good football.produces quality teams year in year out .the rentboys, chelsea and city fucking narrow boring italian,defensive counterattacking crap.everyone gives him shit about not spending money but who knows what restraints have been their because of the new stadium.great with spotting and deveolping talent.i’ve just described fergie and i’d take him in a second to succeed sir alex,yes he’s an arrogant cunt but he has earned my respect.

  54. Lovin' United says:

    Could anyone enlighten me?

    How good is Rodwell anyway compared to our midfielders?

    Is he really worth it?

    I haven’t seen much of him to see how good he is.

    What about Henderson?

  55. wayne says:

    @Lovin United i’m like you haven’t seen much of him.one thing i do know at 19 isn’t being signed to replace scholes or expected to be a major factor next year.this kid if utd sign him is a project obviously the powers to be see alot of talent in him.if utd sign rodwell its over and above whoever the club signs next year to bring instant inprovement.

  56. Raizzen says:

    roflater,

    that shit is funny as hell man hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    hahahahaahahaha thanx man thanx

  57. chicharito14 says:

    looks like we could see one of the reserve team players tonight. http://www.united-latest.com/1/post/2011/02/4-reserve-players-registered-for-first-team.html?

  58. dela says:

    @chicharito14

    Darn, Ravel Morrison isn’t one of the 4 players mentioned. I have heard a lotabout the kid and was hoping to get a good look at him/.

  59. chicharito14 says:

    he has a squad number and featured back in september against wolves.

  60. Kings says:

    King Eric – Hello mate. You well? Yeah I have a feeling that Rodwell deal could be on. He’s not getting much first team opportunities and Everton will not make Europe next season. They say that this is the best squad they’ve had for 25 years, yet they are far worse off this season compared to last.

    On the topic of Wenger – what a smug arrogant cunt. If it wasn’t for Messi’s imcopetence in the final 3rd, Barca would have taken them to the fucking cleaners. I still think they will win the home leg comfortably. Wenger bitches opposition teams players for their ‘anti football tactics’, when Song is the worst culprit, blames pitches for when his side loses games, but when they win, he seems to think they are destined for great things. Yeah stick to the league cup and make plans for an open top bus parade, because that’s all you’ll win you cunt. Fucking getting ahead of yourself. Typical media wankfest on Thursday, asking the world and his wife about that performance and saying how great it was for english football. Doesn’t take much for this country to get excited. Fucking hell, it was only the first leg and Barcelona have an away goal – something they overlooked whilst getting overexcited. I know you hate Barca mate and so do I, but for me, they are the lesser of two evils in this case and I really hope they wipe the floor with Arsenal in the home leg and put them cunts in their place.

  61. Kings says:

    wayne – hello mate. When we was chasing the quintuple two seasons ago the media went into overdrive, but Fergie actually dismissed those chances, preferring to focus on one game at a time, despite the fact we had already bagged the FIFA World Club Cup and the League cup. We were also holding a 7 point lead at the top of the league, a fa cup quarter-final with Fulham to look forward to and Inter Milan in the second leg of the European Cup at home. This silly cunt is 4 points off the pace, yet to play in the league cup final, carrying a slender 2-1 lead against Barca, a team who averages 5 goals every home game and an away trip to Leyton Orient in the FA Cup 5th round. Fergie acknowledged the difficulty of that task, despite two trophies won, this fucking cunt is boasting before he’s even won anything. I’m sorry but this guy deserves no respect and to use his name in the same breath as our great man is an insult to say the least.

  62. dela says:

    @chicharito14
    Oh why of course, how could I forget?

  63. dela says:

    @KIngs
    Morning mate. The Arse wankfest is annoying me too. If the linesman hadn’t fucked up in the fest half, it would have been 2-0to Barca and the Goons would have been done for. They are going to get thrashed at Camp Nou, so let the cockneys have fun while it lasts.

    Quadruple indeed. After winning fuck all for five long years. Dream on, Mr. Wenger.

  64. anderson08 says:

    Cantona, make your Cosmos wear Green and Gold.

  65. geneside says:

    anyone know about hugo lloris transfer on summer????

  66. RyanDunny says:

    Just read that Morrison is in trouble again and if he commits another offence he will jailed for a year. Wtf is up with the kid he has fantastic potential if he just kept his head down. Gary Neville should give him a good talking too!

    Was really hoping to see him play tonight but I highly doubt it now…. Hope Pogba or Tunniclife get some game time tho

  67. Rai says:

    Morrison has been acting like a big headed prick he needs to learn some humility

  68. parryheid says:

    Obviously a problem child.Dump him and let him if only at his leisure.

  69. Kings says:

    dela – Morning mate. Yeah I know what you mean. He’s a cock and Arsenal will get a reality check on March 8th at the Nou Camp. Thing about United is, we know how to win a treble and fuck up other teams treble dreams – just ask Arsenal (2004) and Liverpool (1977).

  70. dela says:

    What’s the matter with this kid? The latest controversy surrounds the mugging of some teenager- apparently Ravel and his mates stole a music player. We pay our youth team enough to buy their own music players, surely?

    On another note, my team for tonight:

    Lindergaard- Rafael- Wes- Smalling- Fabio – Bebe- Gibson- Carrick- Obertan- Chicharito- King

    Costas, where art thou?

  71. Costas says:

    Morning lads. I didn’t read the previous comments, so I apologise if max or anyone else already said good morning. :D

    @dela

    Hi mate. I made my predictions yesterday. Kind of like you team, only I went with O’Shea as Wes’ partner and Ando as a 3rd CM instead of King. I can see us playing 4-3-3.

  72. King Eric says:

    Kings – Morning mate. Yeah sound mate are you? Agreed about Fergie and Wenger. You would NEVER hear Fergie talking up fucking quadruples, especially not when they haven;’t won fuck all in five seasons. Like you say they are in no position to be boasting yet. Fucking smug cunt. They COULD win the lot (if they do I will run round OT naked) at the same time Brum could give them a game next week and they could end up with fuck all. Fucking slimy Fabregas saying Wilshire is a Spanish player with an Ingerlish heart. Oh fuck off Cesc you cunt. Wilshire had a decent enough game but nothing like the media are making out. Infact I saw his stats last night on Skysports and the little freak made only 45 passes of which 41 connected. Fucking 41? Scholesy bangs 41 passes about in one half. Jokers. I have changed my mind these last couple of days . I too hope Barca smash the cunt s at home.

    Fucking Lineker saying a London final at Wembley would be great. You could not make this up.

  73. King Eric says:

    Ryandunny – Morning mate. Sorry but you are wrong on the Morrison case,. He hasn’t been in trouble “again” he has just been given a referral order for witness intimidation. This has been going on ages but the MEN can only just report it as he is now 18. United have taken him back into the fold and hopefully thats it. If he does owt wrong again he willl be sent down . A fucking talent and a half.

  74. King Eric says:

    parryheid – I assume you haven;’t seen much of Ravel? He is NOT a player you dump. He can be a superstar , he is that good. He now needs nuturing and United will do that. He has been superb the last few games. Fucking hell he s a kid, we all make mistakes. Hopefully this close shave will have taught him.

  75. King Eric says:

    Fergie has said Wes and Sheasy and the two da silvas will play. So thats the back 4 sorted.

  76. CedarsDevil says:

    Can the English media please fuck off? First they were masturbating over the fact that Chelsea were going to win the league in October, now they are having orgasms at the fact that Arsenal will win 4 trophies this season…….

    Will these clueless idiots never learn? And why do they fucking hate United so much?

    Any hoo, fuck them all we always shove it up their hateful throats anyway

  77. Dave Malaysia says:

    @CedarsDevil: Yo mun ! Hope them dudes used tissue mun, ooh no otherwise all sticky and yucky

  78. Dave Malaysia says:

    Dreamt of hayley last night.nice dream.

  79. RyanDunny says:

    KingEric

    Thanks mate for the info I was seriously worried when I saw it. I hope he can get his act together because when ever I watch him for the U18s and Reserves he is just superb. Hope get to see him in action today, even if it was only for 10-15 minutes.

    CedarsDevil

    The english media just love to hate United. The only journalist I truly enjoy reading because he does seem to have a bit of respect for United is Henry Winter. The rest just predict year after year that United will self implode.

  80. Dave Malaysia says:

    Ok,I want Gary Neville to continue his good work on MUTV,it got the M.E.N purring and coach the kids and mentor another manchester kid ,Ravel Morrison.

    Ravel has some tough choices to make,friends that get him into trouble or a new life focused on his career and family. Gary made some tough choice at that age ,he can certainily help this kid on the right path.

    Tonight , Fergie will get the team selection right,formation right and tactics right. The players will respond with a powerful performance and victory tonight.

    Then we have a run of games thats going to test the strength of our squad.
    Glad Micheal Owen will back for the next battle.
    Hope to see Hargreaves tonight in action for the first team.

  81. parryheid says:

    King Eric.

    Only on Mutv.Talented as fuck possibly Great future but unlikely, appears to want to act like Billy Bigtime.Spot the difference Lee Sharpe,George Best,Ravel Morrison,Ryan Giggs.Out of the first three of them Two moved forward before imploding but at least showcased their skill.Morrison is more likely to show how good he is at sewing mailbags or whatever they do in jail.Like I say talented as fuck but no Nous,the last name speaks for itself.Again it appears to be more than a possibility another if only yet may pull out of it we’ll see.

  82. Dave Malaysia says:

    Manchester United 3 – 0 shitty

    halftime u18s going on right now.

  83. RyanDunny says:

    Dave Malaysia

    Is Owen Hargeaves even fit?

    I remember when he played against Wolves it was on my birthday and I couldn’t think of a better birthday present then him coming back. Alas it only lasted four minutes but at least Park saved the day!

  84. Dave Malaysia says:

    @RyanDunny: Either he comes back now or we hear of his retirement.

    I frankly am hoping that Hargreaves who has contributed so much in the short time he played for us ,played with pain killers , WILL be back tonight .

  85. RyanDunny says:

    Dave who scored for the U18s?

    Would be watching it but in town trying to kill some time before the game… hate early flights!
    Well as long as United win won’t matter!

  86. Dave Malaysia says:

    United Youth has people tweeting about the youth game against shitty going on now.

    apparently the city team is filled with giants and they have just brought on another wildebeest in the second half.

  87. RyanDunny says:

    @Dave M

    I certainly hope so…. such a gifted player. A lot of people say he was a waste of money but the contribution he made in his first season is woth 17 million alone.

    Was watching highlights of the Roma game from 08 when we won 1-0 at home and Owen was outstanding on the right and set up a goal! Oh the nostalga is unreal!

  88. Costas says:

    @Dave Malaysia

    I don’t see how tonight is a deadline of any kind. Haven’t heard anything about Hargreaves training, so I doubt he will play tonight. Ferguson pretty much revealed who will play in midfield. If I was a betting man, I’d say there’s a little chance that Hargo will play at all this season. After that, it’s anyone’s guess what decision will be made in the summer. He could retire at that point if he can’t get his fitness back.

  89. Dazbomber says:

    UTD 4-0 CITY

  90. Dave Malaysia says:

    Defender Sean McGinty
    Lingard
    Cole for the third

  91. Ash says:

    @dave
    Who all scored goals for us against shitty u-18?

  92. fergie is the boss says:

    CedarsDevil – the media obviously expect united to drop points to arsenal chelsea and liverpool. But no one will do a quad. I dont want to jinx and the cunts do it. But if united could not do it back in 2009 when they were 3 games short of doing it, when they had the likes of ronaldo rooney tevez berbatov, add giggs nani scholes etc and a back 5 of VDS rafeal ferdinand vidic evra then I doubt this current arsenal side could do it which is a very beatable arsenal side

  93. RyanDunny says:

    Costas

    To be fair though I don’t think there was on him returning in November either so you never know. I heard he was a few weeks away a couple of weeks ago. However, a few weeks for Hargreaves tends to be a year or two.

  94. Dave Malaysia says:

    @Costas : Me goin to slap yr butt. Me trying to be in the right mojo in the dojo . I WANT HARGREAVES BACK TONIGHT.

    gO ON OLIVE OIL SAY SOMETHING???

    Understand what ur saying Costas but this is a perfect night for him,let it happen.

  95. Dave Malaysia says:

    the fourth goal by larnell cole again

  96. Dave Malaysia says:

    @Dazbomber ,how is aquaris today?

  97. Ash says:

    Lol i did a costas on ryan.
    Thanks dave

  98. I AM NOT A MAN says:

    There will only ever be one – I doubt we will see a player who is so enigmatic ever again – not in this day and age.

  99. Dave Malaysia says:

    @Ash: Sean mcginty ,lingard and cole (2) goals

  100. Ash says:

    So this is how feels to be shitty.Our u-18 against shitty doesnt have morrison,pogba and ryan tunncliff and still we are thrashing them.
    Great

  101. Costas says:

    @RyanDunny

    Lol, that’s the thing. By the way, the injury against Wolves was a hamstring problem that was supposed to keep him out for 4 weeks, 3 months ago…It’s just that this time, we’ve heard nothing about him making progress or anything. So who knows? He has to play a Reserve game first imo.

    @Dave

    Lol, ok. I don’t want to ruin it for you. I hope you are right and he makes a cameo appearance tonight. But if he doesn’t, expect plenty of “I told you”. :D

  102. Dave Malaysia says:

    @Costas: TQ. If ur not busy ,can u PLEASE tell me how to make those smileys?

  103. RED SAM says:

    my line up today

    lindegaard,
    rafael, wes, smalling, fabio

    bebe, pogba, anderson, obertan

    chicharito, king.

  104. RED SAM says:

    guys, what about will keane? This kid seems a natural goalscorer in the mould of chicha…this are the kind of games this kids should be getting a run in.

  105. Dazbomber says:

    UTD 5- 0 CITY

  106. Dave Malaysia says:

    @Red Sam : Fergie and his team will gauge the players and decide who is ready. Keane might be ready next season. Expected Ravel to be avaliable tonight but he is not ,that means a decision was made to that effect for the right reasons.

  107. RyanDunny says:

    Costas

    I don’t think he will play at all but I don’t want to give up hope on him either.

    Anyway the team I think will start.

    Lindegaard

    Rafael Brown O Shea Fabio

    Bebe Gibson Anderson Obertan

    King Chicharito

    The team I would pick….

    Lindegaard

    Rafa O Shea Brown Evra

    Bebe Pogba Gibson Morrison

    Obertan

    Hernandez

  108. Ash says:

    @Red sam
    Will keane is injured and same with cofie.But both are great striker and could be our future striker.

  109. Dave Malaysia says:

    @Dazbomber : Isint that brilliant ! considering many key players were not playing tonight.

  110. Dave Malaysia says:

    Everton winning thier battle right now.

  111. Dazbomber says:

    UTD 5-1 CITY

  112. Costas says:

    @Dave

    There’s a selection of them. The main thing, is to leave a spacebar gap between the smiley and the other words. That’s the only way they’s work. As for how they are done:

    This : and this ) put next to each other give you this: :)

    This : and this P put next to each other give you this: :P

    This : and this D put next to each other give you this: :D

    This : and this ( put next to each other give you this: :(

    Finally, this ; and this ) put next to each other give you this: ;)

    I am sure there are others out there, but these are the ones I use. Maybe the forum has more of them and instructions on how they are done.

  113. Choccy says:

    6- 1 larnell Cole hat trick

  114. Dazbomber says:

    UTD 6 -1 CITY dave Malaysia it’s a great performance . Like you say with so many out . Full time

  115. Dave Malaysia says:

    :)

  116. TonyBee says:

    Afternoon boys and girls…. big tee on and scoffing a bacon buttie….. any team news yet

  117. Dave Malaysia says:

    I LOVE YOU COSTAS! :)

  118. Dave Malaysia says:

    :) ;) P)

  119. Dave Malaysia says:

    :D

  120. Dave Malaysia says:

    :P

  121. Dave Malaysia says:

    ;) )

  122. max says:

    https://twitter.com/luisnani

    NANI IS NOW ON TWITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  123. Dave Malaysia says:

    :(

  124. Costas says:

    That’s it Dave. You can pay me later. ;)

  125. Dave Malaysia says:

    ;}

  126. Ash says:

    Larnell cole could be our better version of aaron lennon.

  127. Dave Malaysia says:

    @Costas : as in barrels of olive oil or beer? :)

  128. TonyBee says:

    Boo hoo….. finished me bacon buttie,,,,,,,

  129. Dave Malaysia says:

    @TonyBee: Hungry here dude,pass me bacon or fries ;)

  130. Dave Malaysia says:

    Thank you Costas, a whole new world of fun just opened up, lol ;)

  131. TonyBee says:

    come on Costas ….aint you got any team news ….or are you worried about repeating the team after someone else.! :P

  132. willierednut says:

    Every time I come on here now, It’s the same old smiley faces.

  133. Dave Malaysia says:

    :) :) :)

  134. TonyBee says:

    Dave M…. too late buddy scoffed the fucking lot….got me figure to think of so cant share….. !!

  135. TonyBee says:

    Mawning willie

  136. Dave Malaysia says:

    Hey willie the man with the red nuts! ;)

  137. willierednut says:

    :)

  138. TonyBee says:

    already getting excited about the game tonight…. I get withdrawal symptoms if I cant see my beloved team kicking ass

  139. willierednut says:

    Greek oracle? what have you started:)

  140. Dave Malaysia says:

    Say Tony with da shape ur in boss? hour glass or Tony Sopranos foward bumper?

  141. TonyBee says:

    gonna make a brew back later

  142. TonyBee says:

    Malaysia Dave…. not a front bumper a la Tony Soprano….its a love hammer ….you need a huge love hammer when you have a big love nail to thump home….. that’s what I keep telling her any-ways….

  143. Costas says:

    @TonyBee

    You are asking me a few hours too early, lol. But, did you know that Nani is on twitter? ;)

    https://twitter.com/luisnani

    @Dave

    You are welcome mate. It is quite fun and a great way to express yourself. :)

  144. Costas says:

    @willie

    Hey, you are using smileys too. That’s one of my proudest accomplishmets. :D

  145. King Eric says:

    Ryan Dunny – No problem mate.

    parryheid – Yeah I know what you mea pal, i just hope United and Fergie etc can sort him out.

    Hargreaves is ceratinly NOT gonna play tonight. Like I said its become worse than funny now It truly is a piss take. Hamstring and out 3 fucking months like Costas says. It will take him a year to get anything like he was. People know I am not negative BUT I really think his career at United is over. Hope I am wrong.

    As for siddy what a joke. Fuck off their academy for overpaid mercenaries and get hammered by a United side that didn’t include not just Pogba, Morrison and Tunni BUT Keane and Cofie.

  146. Dave Malaysia says:

    But Tony the Bee ,me thinks big love tummies makes the hammers ermm shrink ??? well if she bus it then what the heck ,jack hammer away Tony the Bee. buzzzzzzzzzzzz what a sting!!! ;)

  147. willierednut says:

    :D

  148. TonyBee says:

    fuck me is Nani on twitter …… well done for letting us all know Costas..mate… ;)

  149. NotoriousRedDevil says:

    I’ve seen it all now. Pinocchio sticking up a bit for Rooneys goal last week that coke snorting alcoholic cunt Merson and tranny Charlie Nichlois berate Rooneys goal from last week. Bunch of fucking cunts that panel. They sat there and berated it! Only Jeff Sterling and Pinocchio stood up for reason.

  150. willierednut says:

    Diving cunt Rameriz. ;)

  151. Dave Malaysia says:

    Hey King Eric ! Now me thinks me take that crown and put it where the sun dont shine! lol :)

    I know where ur coming from but me have hope,will always do until its officially confirmed he is retired. Tonight is a great way to come back in. Lets stay with the right thots.

  152. Costas says:

    smileyrednut, lol.

    @Tony

    Sure, no problem mate. Glad I could help. ;)

  153. willierednut says:

    Costas – There’s no stopping me now. :)

  154. TonyBee says:

    King Eric….HI MATE….. Is Hargo any where near fitness yet……. have had no news with regard to him for ages

  155. Costas says:

    @willie

    Seeing you use smileys is like seeing Scholesy on twitter, lol. Never thought I’d see the day.

  156. dela says:

    It’s funny how the media was all over Berba whn=en he failed to hit the ground running while barely a word is said about Ramires who has done fuck all after the Rentboys spent a fortune on him. Except for dive every now and then.

  157. Dave Malaysia says:

    It has been a good day so far for us .Manutd 6-1 shitty.

    Like the guys said key players not avaliable but they expressed themselves well.

    Read on United Youth that shitty players tall big wildebeest.

  158. Dave Malaysia says:

    So the chelski boys are cheating, whats new,well whats new is the ref carded ramires and terry shouted and shouted but no avail.

    now thats progress.

  159. AJtheRed says:

    You will never guess who l met today? A Fairy, yes a Fairy, who Granted me One Wish. I said, that l wanted to Live Forever, sorry said the Fairy, I am not allowed to Grant Wishes like that. OK I said, I want to Die when Man. City win the league. ‘You Crafty Bastard!’ said the Fairy :)

  160. Dave Malaysia says:

    @AJtheRed: Yea u bastard, U SHUD HAVE SAID IF shitty are close to winning the title ,let Manchester United do a miracle run and win it under thier Noses, like the Roadrunner.

    Go back to sleep find that fairy and make things right!!!

  161. willierednut says:

    King Eric – On Rodwell mate, If he does sign in the summer, were does that leave Carrick? Rodwell could play in Carricks position, so I’m wondering, If Carrick will be surplus to requirements. Another thing, I’m not sure If we sign Rodwell, that will also sign Henderson. The latter is more of a creative player. As I’ve said before, this summer could be the most interesting, since 2007.

  162. shubhangmanred says:

    Not only is nani on twitter, check out the convo rio and CR7 are having. Can’t link it though.:(

  163. Dave Malaysia says:

    @willierednut: agree about rodwell. I think the speculation is goin on and on about who was the mystery player Fergie tried to sign in January. today its rodwell,tommorow it will be someone else.

    If the other reports are true; after Giggs ,Evra, then Carrick ,Scholes among those signing new contracts. That means if rodwell does come the someone does need to leave but who?
    and is the lad ready to shoulder the responsibility in the center? I dont think so. he needs time to blend in and raise his performances.

    Pogba and Tunni ,Cleverly and Corry , given they need different amounts of time to get in ,what will rodwell signing mean for them?

  164. GoatinaUnitedShirt says:

    I see you retards are still hung over from last night because the most intelligent thing discussed on here is Luis Nanis twitter and fucking smileys.
    Unfortunately they havent produced a smiley yet that sums up my mood. Its somewhere between bunged up in the belly and the feeling of a hernia but really Ive just god a stool as hard as wood and I am sweating and scared about the inevitable passing AND the usual bi polar conflicts that argue in an echoing drain that is my mind. By the jist of it I think the left hemisphere is wanting a cheese sandwich but the right hemisphere has got the sandwich maker (the wife) by the fucking throat for putting two sugars in my tea and betwix them both have allowed a shoddy cup of tea to go cold, a stirring hunger that feels like Ive been ass ramed by a male deer (must confirm not a female deer with a strap on) with his hypadermic meat treat squirting hot lava into my burning gut, a possible police report against me and piss all over the carpet.
    Im with you lot who likes saturday mornings.

  165. Dave Malaysia says:

    Ever so often i read a post like GoatinaUnitedshirt and seriously wonder if we share too much info sometimes.

  166. willierednut says:

    Goat – You grumpy bastard.

  167. GoatinaUnitedShirt says:

    Dave Malaysia when in Rome

  168. RJ says:

    Afternoon gents.
    What was with al the Ravel bashing a few hours back?
    Even if the lad is a total cock, just look at Balotelli…..
    Fergie will beat some sense into him anyway,

  169. willierednut says:

    The toffee men hanging on.

  170. Dave Malaysia says:

    GoatinaUnitedshirt: Find a beautiful Italian babe?

  171. NotoriousRedDevil says:

    I know goat lets scrap the modern age and send all info by carrier pigeon, will that suit you more ;-)

  172. Dave Malaysia says:

    cmon toffee men ,stick them arrogant poppies in da bin.

  173. CedarsDevil says:

    Goat

    Eat some cereal you fucking dried up piece of shit!

  174. GoatinaUnitedShirt says:

    Spread the word of god, silly. Plenty of Harry Munk

  175. Dave Malaysia says:

    whois harry munk?

  176. GoatinaUnitedShirt says:

    Cedars you silver tongued fecker is that a cum on

  177. GoatinaUnitedShirt says:

    Harry Munk = Spunk cockney ryming slang

  178. KingOfStretfordEnd says:

    Aha, Nani’s on twiiter.

    It’s nice seeing Rio, Nani and Ronny conversing. I miss Ronny.

  179. CedarsDevil says:

    If you want it to be than it is Goat! And here us a :-) for those opposing it!

  180. GoatinaUnitedShirt says:

    Notorious, no mate technologies great, but the use of language shouldnt take a back seat and be replaced by smileys because the author cannot put mood into his work.

  181. Dave Malaysia says:

    wiseman say ,stay out of cum flinging conversation.

  182. willierednut says:

    Forget It Goat, the genies out of the bottle.

  183. CedarsDevil says:

    Breaking news, seems Nani is on Twitter…… Not sure if Costas knows that… Maxine probably does

  184. GoatinaUnitedShirt says:

    Not here willie, here the genious came out of the bottle

  185. Dave Malaysia says:

    willie goat drank the whole bottle ,thats why he is belly aching.

  186. RED SAM says:

    FUCKING LINESMAN!

  187. willierednut says:

    Enos then?Andrews liver salts?

  188. GoatinaUnitedShirt says:

    Enough of this cum flinging as Dave so rightly says, even though I must ask what wiseman said that. I dont remember any works of the great philosophers discussing how to get eroneous stains from drapes.
    Anyway I feel empty without football, been a long week even though there were points of discussion with the midweek champiuons league games, especially that faggot Gatuso. And today hasnt really left me with great excitement. I think we’ll dispose of Crawley in the first 10 minutes and I reckon were good for a good 7-8 goal drubbing. I reckon we’ll be 5 up at half time and the dissapointment from today will be that we dont match the first half performance and make it 10. Its been a while since the last time we scored 10 in the same game.

  189. Dave Malaysia says:

    Former long-running CNN talk show host Larry King has claimed his successor Piers Morgan was “oversold” to US television audiences.

    “I don’t want to be horrible about him, I think he’s a fine broadcaster,” King told BBC Radio 4′s PM programme.

    After it was announced that the former newspaper editor would be replacing King last year, a huge advertising campaign began to publicise the show.

    “I think they might have been better off starting quietly,” King said.

    King bowed out in December after presenting his CNN talk show for 25 years.

    Morgan made his debut in January with Oprah Winfrey as his first guest.

    Critics gave a mixed reaction to Morgan’s first show with the Philadelphia Inquirer newspaper calling him “enthusiastic and effusive”.

    Hank Stuever from The Washington Post, however, said the show “turned out to be a fawning and completely unnecessary interview”.

    King said he had not watched many episodes of the show, but added that from what he had seen, Morgan seemed “fine”.

    He added: “I think one of the problems they did was over sell it. He was going to be dangerous, he was going to be water cooler talk.”

    King told host Eddie Mair: “He’s good but not that dangerous. I think they might have been better off starting quietly and that’s not Piers’ fault, or maybe it is, I’m not inside anymore.

    “He’s certainly not bad. He’s certainly an acceptable host. He asks good questions, maybe he interrupts a little too much at times. I think he may have been oversold.”

  190. CedarsDevil says:

    Cod liver oil

  191. max says:

    SKRILLEX – Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites

  192. willierednut says:

    Extra time, at the bridge.

  193. GoatinaUnitedShirt says:

    Thats a weird one, have i missed a rule change. The Chelsea Everton game is going to extra time, whatever happened to the replay.

  194. Dave Malaysia says:

    Dear Goat,put the cum gun down. THIS is a replay so it has to be decided today.

  195. CedarsDevil says:

    Goat

    This IS a replay mate, they drew 0 – 0 in the first game

  196. GoatinaUnitedShirt says:

    A 16 year old with 12000 euros a month wages, what is this world coming to. I was a porper as a youngster and probably still am, I would hate to think how my mind would have been corrupted with that sort of money.
    Thanks for the link YorYor

  197. chicharito14 says:

    @dave have you watched the show.terrible, absolutely terrible, and dull too.

  198. GoatinaUnitedShirt says:

    Cheers Ceders and Dave, didnt realise that, not properly awake.

  199. NotoriousRedDevil says:

    Well hopefully chelski win can do with our game vs them being postponed. They will have an entire week off before they play us if they go out. Can’t have that.

  200. Dave Malaysia says:

    Dear chicarito14, I seldom have such fury with people but piers insults on Fergie and our club ,just , i just dunno what to say.

    The shock i had when they decided to replace an instituion like Larry King with the arse prick.

    The only thing I can say is that his agent deserves the Noble prize .

    Saw some of him on some american talent show,trying to be Simon Cowell. YUCK.

    I dont watch the show unless my remote is stuck on the cnn chanel,then u hear me grinding some vulgar words until the channel changes.

    from that little i have seen ,dont like it one bit.

    chica14 do u actually watch it?

  201. chicharito14 says:

    @dave watch it? No.just wanted to see what the hype was all about.goal chelsea

  202. willierednut says:

    1 0 Lampard.

  203. GoatinaUnitedShirt says:

    All this talk about peers morgan and calling it dull. Christ sake people didnt you ever watch Larry King that was dull too. As far as Im concerned all they did was replace an old sock with a turd in it with a kitty litter tray. I didnt watch it before and I certainly would watch it now. Peers Morgan is a clueless wanker at the best of times and made his fortune wirting bullshit like I do and Larry Kings whole selling point was to dress up like a farmer who brought his clothes from the village charity shop and look like the uncle you wished you never had in the barn showing you the secrets of life as a kid.

  204. Dave Malaysia says:

    well me go now prepare for battle. take care muchachos.

  205. chicharito14 says:

    @goat well i really liked king and his choice of clothing.

  206. YorYor says:

    Goat, I would never trust those reports about wages and transfer fees. But it’d be interesting to see us get another youngster to keep the future alive.
    I just hope Bebe turns into a monster tonight and rips CT all by himself. This will tell all the promising youngsters out there that there’s no other club like United. If United asks for you, you can’t go wrong unless you screw it up yourself.
    Hope Ravel can understand this sooner than later.

  207. GoatinaUnitedShirt says:

    With you there YorYor, We have bucket loads of talent and thats the way I like to see United advancing, producing our own players. Im not into all this spending left right and center, it gives very little to the fans. A true United fan would turn up at the reserves,watch on tv or take an interest and see the new Scholes’ and Giggs’ come through the ranks, it gives a much bigger feeling of the enormisity (new word) of Manchester United than a hefty signing now and then.
    Hope it all goes well for him but 12000 euros for a 16 year old.

    yyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 1-1

  208. Lao Red says:

    Baines… what a beauty… bet the cunt Drogba and Cashely are regretting the time wasting now…..

  209. YorYor says:

    Goat, at 16, I’d be happy to have a constant stream of 1200 euros a month.
    Anyone knows if OT needs more sweepers? Not the playing type, the type that carries a broom.

  210. King Eric says:

    Willie – Hhmm. Think Carricks’ contract is being discussed now. Fergie won’t let him go as for a start his European experience is vital. I have to disagree about Henderson mate. I don’t think he is all that creative at all. Out of the two I would prefer Rodwell.

  211. NotoriousRedDevil says:

    Fuck looks like we will be playing chelski and dippers back to back! P Nev to score!

  212. GoatinaUnitedShirt says:

    what a strike by Phil, bye bye Chelsea.

  213. mrmojorisin77 says:

    Long live the king, My favourite player of all time.

  214. GoatinaUnitedShirt says:

    Notorious no worries mate if we dont win our games then we have no right to pick up trophies. No fear mate just a respect of what they could do.
    Trebles on.

  215. ididnotzeeit says:

    Fucking awesome! Couldn’t have picked a better prick to miss a penalty than Ca$hley. Rent boys done and dusted, come on you Reds, take Crawley to the cleaners!!!!!

  216. NotoriousRedDevil says:

    Thats my theory as well Goat, wasn’t buying into some of the crap here this week of how people wanted Barca to win because l’arse a better prospect in the Champions Lge. I can honestly say bar the last 20 minutes of the Blackpool game watching United away has been more a bag of nerves than any actual enjoyment. I enjoyed my work review a lot more than our away performances!

  217. TonyBee says:

    fuck off Chelsea…… Torres .’ joining Chelsea to win things’ hahahahahahah

  218. MyCowIsTheBest says:

    hi guys..

    been missing for for a few days cos i was busy.. my cable tv also has gone, so i dunno how i’m gonna watch our matches from now on..

    on this topic, when i first read the title, i was thinking “you cant avoid mercenaries nowadays, so how is the King going to rule at OT if he returns here as the manager??”

    but after reading the whole article, i just think it’s marvellous. Simply too awesome.

    Ooh Ah Cantona

  219. mara says:

    @King Eric…

    I think that Wilshire is good player. And he will be better in future. You can t compare him and Scholes becuase, Scholes is older, won everything…etc.
    But Fabregas, Arshavin and Nasri are good in middle, they are all technicaly great and playmakers…that is something that we need. I dont think that scholes is not good, but he will go, so i mean we need someone to come after him. I think that Arsenal didn t spent to much for these players and they play good. When i remember that no one didn t want to buy Arshavin, and he plays good. Fabregas and Nasri are also great players.
    I know that everything from arsenal is shit and only what is from our club is great, but i dont think that way. Wenger bought those guys for shit, and now they worth millions. We shouldnt laugh to him becuase he do that becuase Arsenal has no money, and we also, so we have to buy young players and get them on the world class level, like we doning with Javier.
    Actually when i see for example Wilshear i think that we would play even better in our club.
    But when i remenber that Inter paid 15 mill for Sneijder, and in some news that SAF is ready to pay 35 mill for Modric, i get sick. We could save 20 mill.

    Tottenham also bought a lot of great players for shit…Van der Vaart, Sandro, Bale…and now we will pay for fortune those guys…i also get sick. we missed a lot of good players, so i hope that SAF have ace in the pocket with some good player in the summer.

  220. mara says:

    And about the Eric, what to say? he is the greatest…only player who is ready to play for free, he can be the greatest, not just in the game, but in fans heart…

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