April 24th 2012: After 37 minutes in Chelsea’s Champions League semi-final at the Nou Camp, Terry was sent off for kneeing Alexis Sanchez in the back off the ball. From the dressing room, Terry preposterously claimed: “The player checked his run and piled into the back of me. He put his weight on the back foot, that’s why my knee went up. I’ve not had a booking in the Champions League this year. I would not deliberately strike another player. That would be madness.” Yes, it would be madness, and it is also exactly what happened. After watching the replay, he realised he couldn’t lie his way out of this one, so put out a half-hearted apology, but this time claimed he kneed Sanchez to protect himself. “At the time, I was bewildered because I was trying to protect myself a little bit, but looking at it on the replay, I’ve no complaints. I’ve let the lads down. I deserved to be sent off. I tried to protect myself and raised my knee, but realise I should not have done. I’m not that type of player.” What was he protecting himself from? Make up your own mind.
October 23rd 2011: Terry is accused of racially abusing Anton Ferdinand after video footage appears of him apparently saying “Oi! Anton! You fucking black cunt!” After the game, Terry claimed he had resolved the issue with Anton, although the QPR defender didn’t find out about the incident until later that evening. Terry then conceded he did use the racial slur but insists he said “Oi! Anton! Do you think I called you a fucking black cunt?” Make up your own mind.
December 20th 2009: Terry caught selling tours around Chelsea’s training ground, without the knowledge of the club, for £10,000 a pop. Investigated by the FA and Chelsea FC.
November 16th 2009: Terry’s dad is caught dealing cocaine by undercover reporters.
March 27th 2009: Terry’s mum is arrested and cautioned for shoplifting £800 worth of goods.
March 19th 2008: Terry fined for parking his Bentley in a disabled parking spot.
November 5th 2006: Terry was sent off in Chelsea’s 2-1 defeat to Tottenham Hotspur at White Hart Lane and was accused of racially abusing Ledley King. He was rumoured to have said “shut up you lippy black monkey” which lead to the black players on the Spurs team, Chimbonda and Zakora, going mad. There appeared to be no offence from Terry yet he walked calmly off the pitch after being shown the red card. He was fined £10,000 for inappropriate conduct.
November 11th 2005: Got it off with a 17-year-old behind then fiancée Toni Poole’s back. Terry admitted this was one of eight women he had cheated on Poole with.
April 25th 2004: Got it off with a prozzie behind then girlfriend Toni Poole’s back.
February 2002: Terry was caught on camera pissing in a glass during a night out in a bar before throwing the glass on the floor.
January 5th 2002: Terry was charged with assault and affray after a confrontation with a nightclub bouncer. Terry was suspended from England duty and subsequently missed out on the 2002 World Cup. He was later cleared of wounding with intent to cause grievous bodily harm, unlawful wounding, possessing a bottle as an offensive weapon and affray.
September 12th 2001: Terry mocks American tourists about September 11th in a pub when drunk less than 24 hours after the tragedy occurred.
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Captain leader liar cunt
A real gem who showed his true colors. Those like him are used to getting away with it so he though he would again.
of all their players I@m glad he will miss the final. hopefully they wont win though as it would rob Newcastle of a deserved champions league place
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC5YOEFbInY
Who fucking cares. Move on
Fucking cunt.
After mocking the deaths of 3,500 people on sept 11 chelsea should have known what type of cunt he was but what do they do? They make him captain. Class lot
Real Madrid or Bayern Munich wil make them cry in da final.
Craig Bellamy, another gem, stated in a candid post game interview that they all know the real John Terry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjhbv1UxjjU
Have I told you lately, that I hate you. Cunt!
The word cunt in the dictionary has his picture next to it.
Who cares… They won and beat barca. Something we failed to do in the past few seasons.
Cunt in boots.
I understand we don’t like Terry but seriously whatever happened yesterday has got nothing to do with us at all.
It’s not like we will be playing them in the final – little bit confused with this post
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Who cares that Alex moved on?
MG – The article is filed under ‘Just for fun’ so I guess it’s another dig at a rival we have often parodied over the years on RoM.
Ha. Good work Scott. What a fucking vile piece of work this cunt is. He has become a characture of himself and I find him amusing more than hate him.
LoneStarRed – I hate Bellamy but loved that comment he made last season.
I admit I dislike John Terry for some of his cuntish behaviour but some things on that list are just stupid. Parking in a disabled spot? Are you honestly trying to say nobody else has ever done that?
Also his parents caught drug dealing and shop lifting? What’s that got to do with John Terry? Shagging about behind his fiancees back? Nobody every cheated on their partner?
Who the feck cares about this cunt? This is a United blog.
Bellamy is a cunt, but he’s spot on about this cunt!
terry is a cunt among cunts.
If you want to have a go at him for the stuff he does on the pitch fairc enough but what his parents get up to and what he does behind his wifes back are irrelevent. Don’t forget we have some players who have behaved just as bad of the pitch with regards to cheating in there marriages
y te fuck does an article on captain cunt appear on our website…watever happened sday was not in anyway concerned to us..admin…seriously therer plenty of things to write abt our mufc…
This does have a United bearing. This is the idiot who was given the England Armband away from Rio and who continually gets benefits and is let off for his actions when Rio gets no favors at all.
It is a national disgrace of the tallest order and well worth bringing up.
bruce – who’s website?
Regarding the Chelski win yesterday: The enemy of my enemy was useful to me. Their pyrrhic victory ensures few first teamers play in the final and the old players will be vindicated to stay another season which weakens them. Barca gets to eats crap on top of that. Not a bad day for us.
John Terry gives cunts a bad name- what a low life
Thanks for that REAL smartalex
Cunt is too good a word to describe the vile and disgusting human being that is Terry…..Seeing that I cannot come up with anything better I will just stick with CUNT!!!
barcelona players are better liars then him. why didnt u mock them? he admit his fault, he deserved red card and suspension. what in the hell u want from him again? p/s to barca fan, no offence but its true.
Cunt : Chelsea undisputed nasty twat
Terry is so low, he could walk under a snakes belly wearing a top hat.
King Eric – allegedly , Terry is a united fan .
Captain Cuntastic!!
John Cunterry
he is the right captain for gulags ….
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
come on Bayern….
Open a dictionary at the word “cunt” and you’ll see a picture of Terry.
He is liar…but i m happy that they play in final and i wish them to win..they deserve it. But i think Bayern will win. They are mentally maybe the stongest nation and team. And when they have a bad team they go to the end. Bayern played brilliant today. RM could do nothing. They played good, but Bayern outplayed them. They played that good, like they play home.
But i feel said when i see that they have 5 titles(maybe 6) and we just 3.
So fucking pleased he won’t get to play. JUSTICE
Also, is it just me, or does Alexis Sanchez sound like a pornstar name? lol
Phil Jones Birdshit Streaks
Sounds more like a character in a Mexican daytime soap opera!
“pour que, marriiiiiaaaaaaa???”
I hate that cunt Terry more than any footballer in the world. I hope Bayern do them in the final but if they don’t at least that prick can’t lift the cup.
Just read through Captain Cuntastic’s list of misdemeanors a second time and I actually get the feeling he makes Balotelli look good!
I’m not a fan of John Terry’s behaviour but I’ve got to admire Chelsea’s achievement in getting themselves to the Champions League final. Whatever Terry lacks in character his team-mates certainly made up for it – they showed real guts against Barca at the Nou Camp and if a United team had showed as much guts against Basle and Benfica then it might have been us going to the final in May.
Chelsea – bashing is fun when they’re down but I don’t think we can take the mickey too much when they’ve just beaten the team we’ve failed against twice in recent times.
30 Jan 2010 : John Terry’s affair with Wayne Bridge’s girl Vanessa Perroncel – Did you forget to added this, Scott ?
scumbag.
Viva John Terry
Viva John Terry
Could’ve won the cup
but he fucked it it up
Viva john Terry
I wish Terry would sign for Leeds,then I can hate them more.
How can anyone admire the way the rentboys made the final? They put every man behind the ball and got lucky. Would any of us really want to see United play like that in any game? Bayern went to the Bernabau and outplayed the virus, deserved to win, and I really hope they stuff the rich man’s toy in the final. As for tiny tears, not much to be said, the man was born and will die an utter twat.
Terry is a rock start…
If was not a footballer he would be in jail from a Liverpool fan