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Chelsea Striker Embarrassed By United Defeat

Had Didier Drogba not slapped Nemanja Vidic in last season’s Champions League final, he would not have been sent off and therefore would have been available to take one of the penalties. Instead, John Terry took one of the penalties, missed, allowing United back in to win. Of course, there’s no guarantee Drogba would have [...]

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Bookies Paying Out Over United Treble Because Nobody Can Score Against Us!

“We know and punters know the race for trophies is all but over for another year so why wait for the formalities?” said a Paddy Power representative. “If none of the opposition are able to even score a goal against United what chance have they got of actually beating them to silverware? We just hope [...]

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How We’ll Win Five Trophies

The Times looks in to the future and predicts the 25 steps needed for United to claim all five trophies on offer to us this season.

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Stats To Prove Liverpool Boss Wrong

Earlier today I responded to Rafael Benitez’s latest comments about Manchester United. In the past week, this is the third time our club has been spoken about by them, with Carragher and Agger already ‘taking their hat off’ to us. “Manchester United make €65m a year more than we do and buy three £20m players [...]

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Liverpool Boss Has Cracked… FACT

“He’s crackin up, he’s crackin up, he’s crack, Rafa’s crackin up!” our fans sing on almost a weekly basis these days, in reference to the Liverpool manager who has seemingly started to lose the plot. Attending a press conference with a list of inaccuracies which are falsely reeled off as “facts” is never going to [...]

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Forget About Rossi Because He Ain’t Coming Back

Nobody could quite believe it when Sir Alex Ferguson sold Giuseppe Rossi a couple of summers ago. The lad showed bags of potential but had never really been given a go, then just at a time when he could have had more of a starting role, he was sold on to Villarreal. We were desperate [...]

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Thank The Lord This Clown Left Us For Chelsea

United announced an impressive pre-tax profit of £59.6 million just a few weeks ago, obviously aided by our Premiership and Champions League wins of last season. In contrast, Chelsea have just announced losses of a massive £65.7 million. Under the experienced guidance of Peter “United4ever” Kenyon, who embarrassingly lead the Chelsea team up to collect [...]

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Giggs: There’s No Truth To The Rumours

Ryan Giggs has confirmed he has every intention of signing a new one-year contract extension which will keep him at the club until 2010. Our very own legend is enjoying great form this season, recently scoring the winning goal against West Ham.

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Mr Liverpool: Take Your Hat Off To Manchester United

Jamie Carragher grows on me more and more all the time. First, he was repeatedly declaring his love for Sir Alex Ferguson, calling him ‘the master’. He also admitted following all our victories over them over the past decade or so that we were worthy winners. He’s claimed he’s embarrassed over Liverpool’s lack of success and [...]

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I Hate To Say I Told You So, Chelsea Fans…

Whilst always biased when writing about United, I really couldn’t get my head around the idea Chelsea were starting the season as favourites. In all the write-ups and down the bookies, Chelsea were apparently going to win the league. Why? The logic was if Avram Grant can get them to a few points away from [...]

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Remembered and Never Forgotten

The Flowers of Manchester Geoff Bent, Roger Byrne, Eddie Colman, Duncan Edwards, Mark Jones, David Pegg, Tommy Taylor, Billy Whelan. Numquam Moribimur

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Live blog for West Ham: Can’t Watch The Match?

Don’t forget RoM’s liveblog! It’s pretty damn good, even if we do say so ourself…

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It’s True – The San Siro Is Never Full… Unless They’re Playing Man United!

The season before last I was at the council house for derby day, knowing that if we won that day and Chelsea did anything other than beat Arsenal the following day, we were Champions for the first time since 2004. The away end was buzzing, with songs about us being Champions and chants belittling our [...]

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They’re Going Dowwwwn, They’re Going Down

They’re Going Dowwwwn, They’re Going Down

As sure as you can be that United fans will chant “Champions of England! Champions of Europe!”, you will always certainly hear the song for our neighbours down the road. Poor old City fans eh? I’m sure they are the only club who would be able to manage fucking this gift of a situation up. [...]

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Our Manucho Chant Is Spreading

Earlier in the season, RoM ran a “Sing a Song for the Unsung” competition, with the idea of getting new chants sung for players who don’t have one regularly sung at the ground. It was a chant for Patrice Evra that won, which has since done the rounds in the Old Trafford local. One of [...]

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