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Gerrard: Rooney Is A Fantastic Player

After beating Liverpool 3-0 at Old Trafford, Steven Gerrard told the press that Wayne Rooney “destroyed” Liverpool, something that did not go down well with their fans. Today Gerrard has been full of praise for our striker again, hoping that he will perform better for England this summer than he did against Barcelona a week [...]

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Rooney: I Can See Myself Lifting The Trophy Now!

Rooney: I Can See Myself Lifting The Trophy Now!

Wayne Rooney couldn’t go up much higher in our estimations after this season, with him announcing his hatred for Liverpool and insisting he wants to stay here forever. Ahead of the European Cup final tomorrow, Rooney has been thinking about the final, imagining scoring the winning goal, and picturing himself lifting the trophy. These are [...]

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Barca Fear Rooney

It appears as though Wayne Rooney is the player worrying Barcelona the most, ahead of our Champions League final tomorrow. Andres Iniesta and Gerard Pique have both claimed Rooney is the one to look out for, as they prepare to stop United retaining the European Cup.

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Fergie: F**kin ell, what is Rooney made of??

I think Wayne Rooney is the dog’s bollocks. If we had eleven of him, I’d be made up. He swears too much at the ref, which is something I can do without, but other than that, I struggle to find fault with him. He’s brilliantly skilful, passionate, determined, a grafter, fast, cheeky and he has [...]

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Rooney: Payback Time For Arsenal Fans

After beating United on our own turf to claim the Premiership, Arsenal fans take great joy in singing about winning the league at Old Trafford. At the weekend, we will play Arsenal for the third time in as many weeks and will hope for a repeat result. After beating them 1-0 at home, then 3-1 [...]

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Well Done Giggsy and Rooney

Steven Gerrard was voted the Football Writers’ Player of the Year, after dragging Liverpool through the season, whilst Ryan Giggs was voted runner-up and Wayne Rooney came in third. Rooney has played all over the shop this season and has made a success of every role he’s been asked to play. In the 45 games [...]

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Rooney: Thankfully Chelsea’s Money Couldn’t Stop United

“Have you ever won the Treble, have you fuck!” we shouted at Chelsea, watching our team get beaten 3-1 during the last home, after seeing our team applaud Chelsea, the Champions, on to the pitch. It was painful and humiliating and our Treble talk was all we could throw at them, as if they gave [...]

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Rooney: Ribery Is Great And He’s Welcome Here

After reports linking us to Bayern Munich’s Franck Ribery, Wayne Rooney was asked of his opinion on the current best player in Germany.

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Our Lads Gutted For Fletch

Manchester United’s big concerns for last night were Wayne Rooney, Patrice Evra and Carlos Tevez, who were all one yellow card away from missing out on the European Cup final, should we make it. At 3-0 up, I was massively relieved to see Rooney and Evra taken off, and didn’t consider for one moment that [...]

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Fergie Butters Up Ref To Keep Full Squad For The Final

When ABUs talk about our win in the Nou Camp in 1999, they will refer to it as “lucky”, thank to the two winning goals we scored, without any luck, in injury time. Ahead of kick-off that evening, I felt anything but lucky, with probably our two most effective players, Paul Scholes and Roy Keane, [...]

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Rooney: I’m United For Life

After United’s easy 2-0 victory over Middlesbrough yesterday, Wayne Rooney has again reiterated his commitment to the club, claiming he will sign any extension given to him. Having spent five years at the club already, Rooney intends to spend the rest of his footballing career at Old Trafford. His commitment on the field is clear [...]

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Fergie: Rooney Reckons He’d Be Better At Centre-Half

Having already played the same number of games as last season, Wayne Rooney has already scored more goals, bringing his total for the season to 20. Given he has spent much of the season out on the left, this is an impressive feat, and another four goals will see him have his most successful goal-scoring [...]

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Fergie To Rooney: You Should Have Saved Us Money On The Transfer!

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Rooney: We Watched Liverpool vs Arsenal Game In Hotel

Rooney: We Watched Liverpool vs Arsenal Game In Hotel

Wayne Rooney bagged two crucial goals against Tottenham Hotspur at the weekend, securing our place at the top of the table. At one point, it looked as though we were certainly going to lose, but Rooney says he is used to these stressful moments. He reckons that all the stress is worthwhile though, particularly when [...]

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How Was The Match On Saturday? Yeh, It Was Alright

At half time, Manchester United had over three times the amount of shots on target as their opponents, yet they were 2-0 down. Unlike performances of weeks gone by, we actually had a decent enough 45 minutes, creating chances and keeping possession well. However, every time the ball got in to our half, there seemed [...]

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