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Chant For Mancini On Sunday

“Mancini are you listening,
We’re gonna keep our ticker ticking,
We’ll be on Wembley Way,
34 years to the day,
While your choking on your scarf back home”

Stretford End Flags have asked Roberto Mancini to attend the official banner changing at Old Trafford, whereby the ticker will move on to 34 years, after the City boss earlier promised to take the banner down. As yet, they have heard no response from City.

Sunday will mark 34 years to the day since City last won a trophy.






 

59 Comments

  1. shak says:

    practising it alreaday!

  2. fan from poland says:

    BTW We should think about chant for Patrice Evra. Don’t you think? almost everyone has their own song- Roo, Berbatow, Park, Anderson, Nemanja…
    Pat also deserves :)

  3. EastStandManc says:

    That last sentence needs a bit of work, I reckon. Doesn’t sound right as it is.

  4. Red Dave says:

    christ he wont keep his job long enough to attend the ceremony

  5. jimmy cooper says:

    i love the theory but its awful, the second-last and last lines dont work at all.

  6. aig alex is god says:

    I hope CIty learn a lesson or two and stop their silly blue moon thing before home games. Really looks ridicuous. They must also realise that they have made a clown of themselves with their crap talking this season and all those fools who dared to say City would finish above United are now quiet.

  7. King Eric says:

    EastStandManc is right the last line doesn’t actually ryme with anything. Good chant though.

  8. King Eric says:

    aig – Hello mate. Spot on. That Blue Moon thing is so tacky its untrue. Let them carry on though as it just enforces the fact they are a comedy club.

  9. aig alex is god says:

    @King Eric

    Hi mate. Good morning

    All that they are doing is making a fool of themselves. They have become a laughing stock all over the world.

    As SAF said ‘CIty cant match United spirit’

  10. Red Devil says:

    @ AIG and King eric

    Hello mates…
    Yeah….I’d rather let them carry on making foolish statements and actions….for us to amuse ourselves later on when they invariably fuck up…
    Garry Cook – “Comedy is at the very heart of what this club is all about”
    my goodness was he right :D

  11. 7seagulls says:

    tommy docherty:
    “there are three types of oxo cube:
    light brown for chicken stock
    dark brown for beef stock
    light blue for laughing stock”

    and i do agree, the last couple of lines could do with a bit of work

  12. Shnuu says:

    a song for Pat: ( to the obvious tune of Postman Pat)

    left back Pat
    left back Pat
    left back Pat and his Man United Cap
    when running down the wi-ng,
    or getting tackles i-in
    Pat looks like a very happy man!

    http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00112/evra3_112412t.jpg

  13. Costas says:

    Hi everyone.

    Adebawhore got slammed with another 4 game ban. What a great ambassador for their club. :D

  14. Xyth says:

    He may get the sack by the time of banner changing at Old Trafford!!!
    Crazy Cook & Co apparently not too impressed with him now.

  15. rooney the new king says:

    the last line of the song needs working on it does not quiet fit.

    speaking of tommy docherty is it me or I cant stand the TWAT, he really is inpulsive bitter and not only that he knows jack shit about football. He could not wait to attack fergie after the glazer takeover and saying how grea chelsea were I bet he had more egg on his face than the media in general.

  16. redphil says:

    @fan from poland.

    Patrice has a brand new song on the way:

    You can forget about ronaldo,
    And carlos teve$ too,
    Cos we have got a lad thats United through and through,
    he might beat up your groundsman,
    and bomb down the left wing,
    he’s french he’s fast, he’s fucking class.
    so hear United sing tra la la laaaa, its patrice Evraaaa, tra la la la la la la la la.

    (to the tune of: you can forget about your munichs, juventus ajax too, theres only one colosal team, they play in lazer blue!)

  17. 7seagulls says:

    @rooney is the new king
    whats that about docherty? i never heard this shit – i didnt know he’d become a dick. have you got a link to anything?

  18. 2 weeks till Emily Jane hits the theatre of dreams says:

    has anyone got a better last line i want emily to do this
    but that last line makes little ol ghtt :(
    “living in cooks blunderland”??????
    anyone got a better line

  19. Dilardo says:

    (Tune: When Johnny Goes Marching Down The Wing)

    They said they’d take our banner down, City, City
    They think they run this northern town, City, City
    They said they’d win some silverware
    But now they say that they don’t care
    Manchester City, England’s comedy club

  20. 20Legend says:

    I’d change Manchini to bobby manc – fits better and would add extra comedy value to the chant!!!!

  21. aig alex is god says:

    @Red Devil

    Hi mate.

    As long as the great Gary Cook is at City you can be assured that the club will continue to provide us entertainment and make a fool of themselves all over the world

  22. numquam moribimur says:

    last line needs a re-think and i think the word years should be dropped! just 34 to the day is good enuf!

    just off subject… what was the park song being sung in the stretford end against westham? it didnt really get going too much and couldn’t make out the words!

  23. King Eric says:

    Costas – Hello mate. How come a FOUR match ban?

  24. wayne says:

    the fucking italian poser stands on the sidelines like he’s just come from the pages of gq he’s already lost 4 games to hughes 2 yet got offered a 3 year deal what the fuck is that about,the term bohica comes to mind{ bend over here it comes again} hughes truley got bohicaed city are a fucking disgrace that cunt of a general manager and the fucking joke thats called a manager it’ll be another 34 years regardless of money because their a bunch of classless twats

  25. King Eric says:

    Dilardo – I like that one especially the last line.

  26. King Eric says:

    numquam moribimur – “Park, Park wherever you may be, you eat dogs in your own country, it could be worse you could be scouse, eating rats in your council house”.

  27. Dilardo says:

    Taking into account some of the comments above:

    Bobby Manc are you listening
    We’re gonna keep our ticker ticking
    We’re on Wembley Way
    It’s 34 years today
    While you’re stumbling in a bitter wonderland

    Or revert the last line to ‘Walking in a Fergie wonderland’

  28. King Eric says:

    Wayne – Quality line pal. “the fucking italian poser stands on the sidelines like he’s just come from the pages of gq”

  29. Costas says:

    @King Eric

    It’s probably because it was his second charge for violent conduct this season.

  30. Fred says:

    It’s crap tbf.

  31. 0161-Jon says:

    totally agree with getting a good song going for Kenny Evra, it’s high time!

  32. scholeses ginger pubes says:

    ManciniIIIII are you listening,
    We’re gonna keeEEEEp our ticker ticking,
    We’ll be on Wembley Way,
    34 years to the day,
    Why dont you fuck off back to Milan!

    RE: numquam moribimur-
    tHERE WERE 10 ALSATIONS WALKING DOWN THE STREET,
    10 ALSATIONS WALKING DOWN THE STREET,
    BUT IF JI SUNG PARK..SHOULD FANCY ONE TO EAT,
    THERLL BE NINE ALSATIONS WALKING DOWN THE STREET.

    nINE ALSATIONS WALKING DOWN THE STREET,
    nINE ALSATIONS WALKING DOWN THE STREET,
    BUT IF JI SUNG OARK, SHOULD FANCY ONE TO EAT, THERLL BE 8 ALSATIONS WALKING DOWN THE STREET.

    AND SO ON…..

  33. wayne says:

    guys little bit confused about the ji sung park chant its derogatory and racist i must be missing something

  34. Mozza79 says:

    Here’s a couple…

    Bluemoon,
    You started singing too soon,
    Without a trophy to hold,
    Despite a shitload of dough.

    The city’s all yours, the City’s all yours,
    While we’re off at Wembley the City’s all yours

    On telly on telly,
    Let’s all laugh at City cause they’re watching on telly.

  35. Dave Mack says:

    I love it but changed the last line ……

    “Mancini are you listening,
    We’re gonna keep our ticker ticking,
    We’ll be on Wembley Way,
    34 years to the day,
    That City had a trophy in their hand”

    When we sing it in April we can change the third line to

    “We were on Wembly Way”

    Got to love them Bitters …always good for a laugh!!

  36. Union Jack says:

    Bobby Manc, are you listening,
    We’re gonna keep that ticker ticking,
    You won’t be around,
    To tear it down,
    You’ll be looking for a job you fucking clown

  37. Union Jack says:

    Or
    Bobby Manc, are you listening,
    We’re gonna keep that ticker ticking,
    34 years we’ll sing,
    Since you’ve won anything,
    Walking in a Fergie wonderland

  38. Union Jack says:

    OR
    Bobby Manc, are you listening,
    We’re gonna keep that ticker ticking,
    For 34 years,
    You’ve been shedding your tears,
    Walking in a city blunderland

  39. Union Jack says:

    Actually
    “Man city, are you listening We’re gonna keep that ticker ticking,
    For 34 years,
    You’ve been shedding your tears,
    Walking in a city blunderland”
    Makes more sense than the last one

  40. Union Jack says:

    Like Mozza79′s little ditties

  41. Fred says:

    City fans are you listening?
    The Carling Cup might be glistening
    But instead of that
    We’re singing about you twats
    Acting just like smalltime bitter fans

  42. numquam moribimur says:

    cheers scholeses ginger pubes! proper catchy tune that 1!

  43. SEF says:

    Wem-ber-ley, Wem-ber-ley,
    Were the famous Man Utd and were going to Wem-ber-ley

    On Tv, On Tv
    Lets all laugh at City coz their watching on TV!

  44. rooney the new king says:

    7seagulls – I cnt remember what links but on interviews on radio 5 live I think he has been on talksport spouting the same shit about fergie, he has never liked fergie and I dispise the bitter scottish prick. And it is an insult that he was called a former united manager.

  45. SmileyLUGH says:

    Up there with the worst chants ive ever seen!

    Sort it out, and make one for Pat!

    DONT SELL MY PARK!

  46. bchilds says:

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who doesn’t think it quite works!

  47. reddevil forever says:

    34 years i wish it last forever

  48. Falkirk Red says:

    Mancini are you listening,
    We’re gonna keep our ticker ticking,
    We’ll be on Wembley Way,
    34 years to the day,
    While your wanking Gary Cook of with your hand

  49. ManUtdPeople says:

    wember-ley wember-ley its that famous place in london, that Man City never see , wember-ley wember-ley

  50. Fred says:

    The Carling Cup final has nothing to do with Manchester City (and City have nothing to do with the Carling Cup final, thanks to Rooney!)

    A few songs about Ciddy won’t be out of place if we’re winning, but it seems like Stretford End Flags are trying to make City the focus of the day to take the focus off the Green & Gold/LUHG protests that are planned.

  51. oneunited says:

    Mancini’s days are numbered, i always knew it would be difficult for him to adapt to the english game.

  52. ManUtdPeople says:

    Green & Gold/LUHG Protests that are planned

    EPIC FAIL

  53. Dave Mack says:

    Fred, so the focus of a Wembly final should be on the gren and gold campaign??? Tha’s just sad.

    LU – IFIT

  54. Fred says:

    ManUtdPeople or whatever your fucking name is, care to explain the EPIC FAIL? Or are you just talking bollocks? Please let me know.

    Davey Mack, don’t put words in my mouth, sunshine.

    It has been known for weeks that the green & gold will be proudly displayed at Wembley, especially with no Glazer stormtroopers there to confiscate banners and eject United fans. So Tufty and SEF have got a campaign going to try and shift the focus onto fucking Man Shitty and their wanky manager.

    This pathetic PR stunt from Tufty & co “we’ve invited Mancini to the grand unveiling… Man City have declined to comment” FFS it’s the kind of cringeworthy stunt Garry fucking Cook would wince at.

    Just for the record, the “ticker” banner was around long before the Glazers set up Stretford End Flags Ltd. Embarrassing that Tufty is trying to claim ownership of it now and giving it the biggun. He is not a United fan, he’s a fucking embarrassment. Remember the fucking “BELIEVE” mosaic before Barca – how fucking Scouse can you get? The joke is on the numpties who don’t know the truth about Tufty and SEF.

  55. aaronaldo says:

    Mancini are you listening,
    We’re gonna keep our ticker ticking,
    Sunday we’ll play,
    with the trophy come our way,
    you wonder how long you’re allowed to stay.

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