“Mancini are you listening,
We’re gonna keep our ticker ticking,
We’ll be on Wembley Way,
34 years to the day,
While your choking on your scarf back home”
Stretford End Flags have asked Roberto Mancini to attend the official banner changing at Old Trafford, whereby the ticker will move on to 34 years, after the City boss earlier promised to take the banner down. As yet, they have heard no response from City.
Sunday will mark 34 years to the day since City last won a trophy.





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practising it alreaday!
BTW We should think about chant for Patrice Evra. Don’t you think? almost everyone has their own song- Roo, Berbatow, Park, Anderson, Nemanja…
Pat also deserves
That last sentence needs a bit of work, I reckon. Doesn’t sound right as it is.
christ he wont keep his job long enough to attend the ceremony
i love the theory but its awful, the second-last and last lines dont work at all.
I hope CIty learn a lesson or two and stop their silly blue moon thing before home games. Really looks ridicuous. They must also realise that they have made a clown of themselves with their crap talking this season and all those fools who dared to say City would finish above United are now quiet.
EastStandManc is right the last line doesn’t actually ryme with anything. Good chant though.
aig – Hello mate. Spot on. That Blue Moon thing is so tacky its untrue. Let them carry on though as it just enforces the fact they are a comedy club.
@King Eric
Hi mate. Good morning
All that they are doing is making a fool of themselves. They have become a laughing stock all over the world.
As SAF said ‘CIty cant match United spirit’
@ AIG and King eric
Hello mates…
Yeah….I’d rather let them carry on making foolish statements and actions….for us to amuse ourselves later on when they invariably fuck up…
Garry Cook – “Comedy is at the very heart of what this club is all about”
my goodness was he right
tommy docherty:
“there are three types of oxo cube:
light brown for chicken stock
dark brown for beef stock
light blue for laughing stock”
and i do agree, the last couple of lines could do with a bit of work
a song for Pat: ( to the obvious tune of Postman Pat)
left back Pat
left back Pat
left back Pat and his Man United Cap
when running down the wi-ng,
or getting tackles i-in
Pat looks like a very happy man!
http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00112/evra3_112412t.jpg
Hi everyone.
Adebawhore got slammed with another 4 game ban. What a great ambassador for their club.
He may get the sack by the time of banner changing at Old Trafford!!!
Crazy Cook & Co apparently not too impressed with him now.
the last line of the song needs working on it does not quiet fit.
speaking of tommy docherty is it me or I cant stand the TWAT, he really is inpulsive bitter and not only that he knows jack shit about football. He could not wait to attack fergie after the glazer takeover and saying how grea chelsea were I bet he had more egg on his face than the media in general.
@fan from poland.
Patrice has a brand new song on the way:
You can forget about ronaldo,
And carlos teve$ too,
Cos we have got a lad thats United through and through,
he might beat up your groundsman,
and bomb down the left wing,
he’s french he’s fast, he’s fucking class.
so hear United sing tra la la laaaa, its patrice Evraaaa, tra la la la la la la la la.
(to the tune of: you can forget about your munichs, juventus ajax too, theres only one colosal team, they play in lazer blue!)
@rooney is the new king
whats that about docherty? i never heard this shit – i didnt know he’d become a dick. have you got a link to anything?
has anyone got a better last line i want emily to do this
but that last line makes little ol ghtt
“living in cooks blunderland”??????
anyone got a better line
(Tune: When Johnny Goes Marching Down The Wing)
They said they’d take our banner down, City, City
They think they run this northern town, City, City
They said they’d win some silverware
But now they say that they don’t care
Manchester City, England’s comedy club
I’d change Manchini to bobby manc – fits better and would add extra comedy value to the chant!!!!
@Red Devil
Hi mate.
As long as the great Gary Cook is at City you can be assured that the club will continue to provide us entertainment and make a fool of themselves all over the world
last line needs a re-think and i think the word years should be dropped! just 34 to the day is good enuf!
just off subject… what was the park song being sung in the stretford end against westham? it didnt really get going too much and couldn’t make out the words!
Costas – Hello mate. How come a FOUR match ban?
the fucking italian poser stands on the sidelines like he’s just come from the pages of gq he’s already lost 4 games to hughes 2 yet got offered a 3 year deal what the fuck is that about,the term bohica comes to mind{ bend over here it comes again} hughes truley got bohicaed city are a fucking disgrace that cunt of a general manager and the fucking joke thats called a manager it’ll be another 34 years regardless of money because their a bunch of classless twats
Dilardo – I like that one especially the last line.
numquam moribimur – “Park, Park wherever you may be, you eat dogs in your own country, it could be worse you could be scouse, eating rats in your council house”.
Taking into account some of the comments above:
Bobby Manc are you listening
We’re gonna keep our ticker ticking
We’re on Wembley Way
It’s 34 years today
While you’re stumbling in a bitter wonderland
Or revert the last line to ‘Walking in a Fergie wonderland’
Wayne – Quality line pal. “the fucking italian poser stands on the sidelines like he’s just come from the pages of gq”
@King Eric
It’s probably because it was his second charge for violent conduct this season.
It’s crap tbf.
totally agree with getting a good song going for Kenny Evra, it’s high time!
ManciniIIIII are you listening,
We’re gonna keeEEEEp our ticker ticking,
We’ll be on Wembley Way,
34 years to the day,
Why dont you fuck off back to Milan!
RE: numquam moribimur-
tHERE WERE 10 ALSATIONS WALKING DOWN THE STREET,
10 ALSATIONS WALKING DOWN THE STREET,
BUT IF JI SUNG PARK..SHOULD FANCY ONE TO EAT,
THERLL BE NINE ALSATIONS WALKING DOWN THE STREET.
nINE ALSATIONS WALKING DOWN THE STREET,
nINE ALSATIONS WALKING DOWN THE STREET,
BUT IF JI SUNG OARK, SHOULD FANCY ONE TO EAT, THERLL BE 8 ALSATIONS WALKING DOWN THE STREET.
AND SO ON…..
just to keep people up to speed this is the new park chant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CS2b98LXg0
Oh and Ive an Evra Chant Too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXvtJHT4uQg&feature=fvsr
guys little bit confused about the ji sung park chant its derogatory and racist i must be missing something
Here’s a couple…
Bluemoon,
You started singing too soon,
Without a trophy to hold,
Despite a shitload of dough.
The city’s all yours, the City’s all yours,
While we’re off at Wembley the City’s all yours
On telly on telly,
Let’s all laugh at City cause they’re watching on telly.
I love it but changed the last line ……
“Mancini are you listening,
We’re gonna keep our ticker ticking,
We’ll be on Wembley Way,
34 years to the day,
That City had a trophy in their hand”
When we sing it in April we can change the third line to
“We were on Wembly Way”
Got to love them Bitters …always good for a laugh!!
Bobby Manc, are you listening,
We’re gonna keep that ticker ticking,
You won’t be around,
To tear it down,
You’ll be looking for a job you fucking clown
Or
Bobby Manc, are you listening,
We’re gonna keep that ticker ticking,
34 years we’ll sing,
Since you’ve won anything,
Walking in a Fergie wonderland
OR
Bobby Manc, are you listening,
We’re gonna keep that ticker ticking,
For 34 years,
You’ve been shedding your tears,
Walking in a city blunderland
Actually
“Man city, are you listening We’re gonna keep that ticker ticking,
For 34 years,
You’ve been shedding your tears,
Walking in a city blunderland”
Makes more sense than the last one
Like Mozza79′s little ditties
City fans are you listening?
The Carling Cup might be glistening
But instead of that
We’re singing about you twats
Acting just like smalltime bitter fans
cheers scholeses ginger pubes! proper catchy tune that 1!
Wem-ber-ley, Wem-ber-ley,
Were the famous Man Utd and were going to Wem-ber-ley
On Tv, On Tv
Lets all laugh at City coz their watching on TV!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmuhSuzJqAw
7seagulls – I cnt remember what links but on interviews on radio 5 live I think he has been on talksport spouting the same shit about fergie, he has never liked fergie and I dispise the bitter scottish prick. And it is an insult that he was called a former united manager.
Edwin has signed a contract extension
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/mobile/football/teams/m/man_utd/8433442.stm
Up there with the worst chants ive ever seen!
Sort it out, and make one for Pat!
DONT SELL MY PARK!
I’m glad I’m not the only one who doesn’t think it quite works!
34 years i wish it last forever
Mancini are you listening,
We’re gonna keep our ticker ticking,
We’ll be on Wembley Way,
34 years to the day,
While your wanking Gary Cook of with your hand
wember-ley wember-ley its that famous place in london, that Man City never see , wember-ley wember-ley
The Carling Cup final has nothing to do with Manchester City (and City have nothing to do with the Carling Cup final, thanks to Rooney!)
A few songs about Ciddy won’t be out of place if we’re winning, but it seems like Stretford End Flags are trying to make City the focus of the day to take the focus off the Green & Gold/LUHG protests that are planned.
Mancini’s days are numbered, i always knew it would be difficult for him to adapt to the english game.
Green & Gold/LUHG Protests that are planned
EPIC FAIL
Fred, so the focus of a Wembly final should be on the gren and gold campaign??? Tha’s just sad.
LU – IFIT
ManUtdPeople or whatever your fucking name is, care to explain the EPIC FAIL? Or are you just talking bollocks? Please let me know.
Davey Mack, don’t put words in my mouth, sunshine.
It has been known for weeks that the green & gold will be proudly displayed at Wembley, especially with no Glazer stormtroopers there to confiscate banners and eject United fans. So Tufty and SEF have got a campaign going to try and shift the focus onto fucking Man Shitty and their wanky manager.
This pathetic PR stunt from Tufty & co “we’ve invited Mancini to the grand unveiling… Man City have declined to comment” FFS it’s the kind of cringeworthy stunt Garry fucking Cook would wince at.
Just for the record, the “ticker” banner was around long before the Glazers set up Stretford End Flags Ltd. Embarrassing that Tufty is trying to claim ownership of it now and giving it the biggun. He is not a United fan, he’s a fucking embarrassment. Remember the fucking “BELIEVE” mosaic before Barca – how fucking Scouse can you get? The joke is on the numpties who don’t know the truth about Tufty and SEF.
Mancini are you listening,
We’re gonna keep our ticker ticking,
Sunday we’ll play,
with the trophy come our way,
you wonder how long you’re allowed to stay.