So let’s get our minds working over what chants our fans can sing at Anfield in a fortnight’s time! Surely we can do better than what Spurs already have on offer.
To That Boy Ronaldo:
He plays on the left
He plays on the right
That boy Berbatov
Thinks City are shite
To Another One Bites The Dust:
Dim Dim Dim, Dimitar Berbatov,
Dim Dim Dim, Dimitar Berbatov,
And another one’s in, and another one’s in, another one hits the net,
Oooh, he’s gonna score one more, Dimitar Berbatov!





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Very good Scott, did you come up with that second chant yourself?
Not a bad one from this kid . . .
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFgmKW9-92w
Minus the chipmonk bit obviously
Also: ‘Here comes the Berb’ To the tune of ‘here comes the girls’ on current boots campaign. Might not be too easy to hit those high notes after 6 pints mind you.
Anywho, that’s my two cents.
How about adapting the Keano classic:
Oh, Berbo’s ********in’ magic
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw Old Trafford,
He said “I fancy that!”
He didn’t sign for City,
Or Madrid because they’re sh1te,
Oh he signed for Man United,
‘Coz they’re ********in’ dynamite…
i think it works
To the tune of “life goes on”
DIMI-DI
DIMI-TAR
BERBATOV-AHHHHHH
LA,LA,LA,LA BERBATOV!!!
Short, and simple!
What about…
(to the coma united road tune. I know, i know, but just off the tpe of me head!)
Dimi Dimi Dimi Dimi Dimitar
Berrrrbaaatooov
Berrrbaaatooov
Berrrbaaatoooooov
Repeat ad nauseum.
Something like that.
Great signing by the way, and not losing Capmpbell was a bonus, imo.
(To the tune of the Anderson song)
Berba tov-tov-tov
He told Tottenham to f*** off!
Berba tov-tov-tov
We told City to f*** off!
With his left With his right
Berbatov is dynamite.
Spectacular. He’ll get ya! … and he looks like Draculaaaaaaa!!!
From a Spurs fan:
how about
“SPURS Tried to make him sign for city, but he said no no no”
something To the tune of abba – gimme gimme gimme
Dimi Dimi dimi …
Then can only be one chant for Berbatov, with his languid style and resemblance (playing style) to Cantona.
Ooh Aah Dimitar, Say Ooh Aah Dimitar
Or
to the tune of “Lassie from Lancashire”
He’s a laddie from Sofia
and captain of Bulgaria.
Came to United which he holds dear
Oh, so dear.
He is comfortable on the ball,
Standing proud and standing tall,
Now he’s a Red
and let it be said
he’s a laddie from Manchester.
dim – i – tar ooooh oh
dim – i – tar ooooh oh
hes got a sulky face
but we all think he ace!
To: Glory, Glory ManUtd;
Dimi Dimi- tar Berbatov
Give me Dimitar Berbatov
Dimi Dimi- tar Berbatov
The Bulgarian captain’s on!
Goal, Goal!
good stuff with the second one scott but what about
He scores with his left
He scores with his right
That boy Berbatov
Thinks City are shite
Like that one.
But what about instead of That boy Berbatov, what about Dimitar Berbatov….he’s not really a boy is he.
Dimitar Berbatov fits a little better. Syllable wise, i think.
Sorry for being picky.
Berbatov tov tov tov
He told to city to fuck off
Berbatov tov tov tov
He showed spurs he was boss
£30m we don’t mind, he’s now wearing number 9
Berbatov tov tov tov
He told to city to fuck off
Gimme, gimme, Dimi the man before midnight.
Won’t somebody help us beat Chelsea to the league.
(Sung to the tune of Abba – Gimme, Gimme, Gimme)
SCOTT..THE 2ND ONES CLASS….AND JIG…THE YOUTUBE BY THE KID IS AWESOME TOO….BOTH OF THOSE SHOULD DO
To the tune of Que Sera Sera.
“Oh-oh Dimitar,
There’s only one Manchester,
The one that you’re playing for,
Oh-oh Dimitar…
Oh-oh Dimitar,
With United you will go far,
So thanks to Tottenham Hotspur,
For our Dimitar.”
Nice one Tevatov – me likee!
Good times.
I got a great one a few weeks ago i’ve been dying to share.
Its the song that goes ‘gimme some, na na narrrrrrrrrrr’
It goes ‘ hands up, baby hands up, gimme your heart, gimme, gimme your heart, gimme, gimme’.
Anyway it goes
Berbatov, na na narrrrrrr
my dimi, dimi, dimi berbatov, na na narrrrrrrrrrrrr
I just made up another one:
To the tune of Aga-doo.
Oh-oh, Dim-i-tar
Where the fuck’s Bulgaria?
Oh-oh Dim-i-tar
Has a fantastic head of hair.
Upper left, bottom right
He scores goals day and night
Oh-oh Dim-i-tar
The czar of Mancunia!
When we play city to the tune of YMCA by the village people:
“It’s fun to score at the mi…ddle…eastlands, it’s fun to score at the mi…ddle eastlands. They got everything for Berva to enjoy, you can even add to the score .”
“Berva, there’s no need to feel down.
I said, Berva, city being run to the ground.
I said, Berva, ’cause you didnt sign for those clowns
We are sure, you’re more, than happy.”
“Berva, there’s a place you can go.
I said, Berva, where you’re shots will sure score.
I said, Berva when you play in the middle east
We are sure, you’ll have, a good laugh.”
“I said, its fun to score at the mi…dle east lands, it’s fun to score at the mi…ddle eastlands. They got everything for Berva to enjoy, you can even add to the score.”
Berbatov is the new don:
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=pKITg0dvBXw
Surely his chant must include a fuck off to City, and reference to the fact he is Vincent in the Godfather III
Dimi dimi dimi he signed before midnight
He said to the council house take your money away
Dimi dimi dimi he signed before midnight
not even the rentboys could temp him their way
late I know
Oh Dimitar, he won’t smile
Oh Dimitar he don’t smile
He hates Madrid, City and Tottenham
Oh Dimitar, he’s wonderful
i think berbatov is a great signing hes a very skillful player and hes vital any where around the 18 yard box this is the kind of player that we need we got rooney that can play out wide and likes to go back and defend we got ronaldo that can run the defenders silly dow nthe wing and he can score then you got berbatov that can score great goals watch out other clubs they will hert you UNITED FOR THE LEAGUE ? x
To the tune of ‘Oh my darling Clementine’
Our Dimi, Our Dimi
Our Diiimi Berbatov
Wore the red shirt and told City
to fuck off.
to the tune of popeye the sailor man-
He comes from Bulgaria, we signed him from Tottenham Hotspur, his name is dimitar, Fergie picked him up in his car- ITS DIMITAR BERBATOV!!!
So I wrote that. I’m also workin on 1 to the tune of Rockstar by Nickelback-
When the money rolls in and UTD start bidding, a countless 30 million for just 1 star, ther was only 1 strikeforce 4 UTD thats Tevez and Dimitar. He said no to city, he said no to Spurs, he jumped to the chance str8 into Fergies car, – WOE HOE WEVE GOT DIMITAR, WOEHOE HE’S A UTD STAR!
Please tell me wat u think- Red Devil Kev!
to the tune of viva ronaldo
dimi berbatov
dimi berbatov
dimi berbatov
thinks city are shite
and he’s fuckin right
dimi berbatov
you are my berba, dimitar berba, signed for united, on transfer day, manchester city, oh what a pity, he told the arabs to go away
I love the various variations and there are some bloody good ones.
But it needs to be unique and not using the same tunes as That Boy, Viva Ronaldo, or Anderson-son-son.
Those players need to know THOSE tunes are for THEM.
If Ronaldo leaves next season, then Berbatov can have all the That Boy/Viva versions.
To the tune of Only Fools n Horses
we’ll stik a dimi in the front 2, he’ll play jus like ruud van, but if u want the best then ull stik him wiv tevez then dimi hes ure man, where it all comes from is a mystery- its changin to a manc from a cockney, for he’s the 1 who sed no to city, dimmis gonna rule this city- nar nar nar nar- dimmi dimii-tar! nar nar nar nar nar- dimmi dimmi-tar!!!
once again from Red Devil Kev- cheers- any comments greatly appreciated!
Just seen this so i thought i would add one.
(Jesus Christ Superstar)
Dimitar, Dimitar, jumped in the back of Fergies car,
told City to fuck off,
he is a red his names Berbatov!
How about this one…… (to the theme tune jesus christ superstar)
dim-i-tar, ber-ba-tov
looked at city and he said fuck off
he’s now a red
our number 9
no more sulking cuz its time to shine