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Cheer Up Rafa Benitez…

Cheer up Rafa Benitez, oh what can it mean, to a fat Spanish waiter and a shite football team…

FACT – Fat Spanish Waiter Has Lost The Plot

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Scott is the editor of Red Matters - 50 Years of Supporting Manchester United and an author of Play Like Fergie's Boys and Not Nineteen Forever. He writes for ESPN, The Metro and Bleacher Report. Follow @R_o_M on Twitter.

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  1. Mic says:


  2. 9jmac says:

    we gonna be singing that at matches?

  3. olusanjo says:

    what will it look like if we all get A4 sheets of paper and take it into old trafford when we host looserpool?

  4. Tom F says:


  5. Davetian says:

    Great stuff.

  6. olusanjo says:

    the king of what?
    a. rubbish
    b. nonsense
    c. madness
    d. stupidity
    e. all of the above

    IMO, answer shold be e

  7. Laos Red says:

    Quality stuff! Poor ol Rafa….. When will they learn not to mess with the master!!

    To the looser fans that try to defend this idiot, please take ur heads out oof ur asses!!

    And as always, Man Utd and sir will have the last laugh…. Hull city will win the league before you lot do!

  8. geezer123 says:

    Excellent. However I can see the fans quite quickly substituting the waiter for w****r To hear that sung by 70 odd thousand would be the best thing since the Mourinho chant.

  9. Simmo says:

    How do you say ‘i’d just love it,i’d just love it if we beat them’ in Spanish?

  10. King Eric says:

    Spot on, how funny does that look!

  11. Manu says:

    POOL DREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Mic says:

    Looks like his outburst couldn’t be better timed for Fergie to kick him while he’s down :)

  13. King Eric says:

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !!!!! Where are you now you useless fuckin dippers! 2 points against Stoke. What did we get? Oh yeah thats it 6 points. Your manager really is gonna look a fuckin fool now, especially if we get a result tomorrow. All this effort put in by Rafa about SAF at yesterdays pre match conference and he can t even get his tactics right. Starting without Torres, Keane and Babbel. What the fuck? He has no idea. Watch out dippers we are coming for you!! By all accounts dippers were shocking! Lets all laugh at Scousers and their manager! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.

  14. socamad689908 says:

    LOVE IT.

  15. knightsmith says:

    Where are all you dipper twats that were gobbing it off earlier? Your team is so predictable, year after year after year you bottle it, it is getting boring.

    Four points dropped against Stoke! and you lot have the audacity to take the piss out of us!

    Old Trafford awaits you scousers! but look on the bright side, August isn’t that far away, this is when we hear the cry of the Disillusioned Dipper “It’s going to be our year this year la”.

    Funny as fuck, there’s more chance of one of you doing a decent days work

  16. dave_pistol says:

    Fact: Scousers shit in the bath
    Fact: Gerrard wants to be at chelsea
    Fact: Benitez “the rotator” cant rotate
    And remember these are the facts, Benitez is growing a felaini afro to add to his shitty facial hair and 1987 shellsuit

  17. Manwhores United says:

    Ha ha you guys make me laugh… you will regret what you say after liverpool will end up victourious this season

  18. TheGriff says:

    Ha Ha Ha YOU MAKE ME LAUGH LOUDER Victorious at what !!
    Shut you clown, its like dejavous, EVERY year you come out start the season average, fade away like Phil Browns suntan, then after New year its we are going for this cup that cup and THEN you end up with fuck all !!
    You crawl under your stones with your tails between your legs bleating ‘wait till next year’ then it all starts over again !!


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