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Chelsea Captain Proves To Be A Top Bloke Yet Again!

So, John Terry has been knocking off Wayne Bridge’s ex-missus, the mother of his child Jaydon Jean Claude Bridge, eh? Bridge and his baby’s mum broke up a month ago.

With friends like him, who needs enemies? Some bloody captain!

December 20th 2009: Terry caught selling tours around Chelsea’s training ground, without the knowledge of the club, for £10,000 a pop.

November 16th 2009: Terry’s dad is caught dealing cocaine by undercover reporters.

March 27th 2009: Terry’s mum is arrested and cautioned for shoplifting £800 worth of goods.

November 11th 2005: Got it off with a 17-year-old behind then fiancée Toni Poole’s back.

April 25th 2004: Got it off with a prozzie behind then girlfriend Toni Poole’s back.

February 2002: Terry was caught on camera pissing in a glass during a night out in a bar before throwing the glass on the floor.

September 12th 2001: Terry mocks American tourists about September 11th in a pub when drunk less than 24 hours after the tragedy occurred.

You can only imagine how pissed off Fabio Capello must be for buying in to the “British bulldog” bullshit.

 

99 Comments

  1. james f says:

    Congrats GHTT! And now for the 4th in a row!

  2. TheTipIsRed says:

    @GHTT Congratulations! May you and your family enjoy endless health and happiness.

    I’m on this site all the time. I somehow manage to teach and read most if not all of the posts and comments on this site. I hardly comment except when it comes to this man-child. I was hating myself earlier for finding such joy in another human’s misery after these recent revelations, but then I reminded myself it’s John Terry. He really thinks he’s a god among men.

    How will the British press react to this? If Capello were half the man he’s been reported as among the England set-up, not only would Terry be stripped of that armband he loves touching so much, he’d stay home and watch the WC with the rest of us. I’m repeating myself but I don’t want Terry touching the cup. Will his club stand by their man after this?

  3. aig alex is god says:

    Congrats ghtt and family

    May all your dreams come true and wish you a happy family life.

  4. gigg11gerrard0 says:

    Q) what ryhmes with John Terry

    A) Cunt

  5. MG says:

    John Terry steps up to win the champions league…

    He’s missed it – it’s hit the bar!

    Same thing with his England captaincy

    Same thing with his attitude at his club

    Same thing with his wife

    Same thing with his friends other half

    Fuck me if we win the world cup this knob gets to lift it

    Give that armband to Wayne – or else…

  6. mummy85 says:

    @GHTT Congrats

    P.s Fuck off ulster red u dirty bastard

  7. Goonerman says:

    JT is the only reason I could not bear to see England win the World Cup. Terry spoken in the same breath as Bobby Moore; never. I’ll wait for 2014 when he won’t be there.

    Incidentally, Arsenal to win 2-1

  8. weeeeldrinkadrinkadrink says:

    Ulster red
    fuck off somewhere else with your twisted sectarian filth.This the republic of Mancunia,the only religion we discuss here is Man united.

  9. ax1d says:

    RedPhil Said,
    January 29th, 2010 @19:07

    “can we make sure the legend that threw the bottle at that cunt bellamy gets a ticket for the chelsea game. And someone get him a nice cold magners to sip on.”

    - I’d gladly throw one at you and the likes of you – sad cunts.

  10. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    please dot answer people who write things like that .

    its small mindedness creates wars
    children die in this world because people just call me a fenian bastard just because im from dublin
    i dont give 2 shits and noone should answer that bollox

  11. weeeeldrinkadrinkadrink says:

    Ghtt
    agreed,best policy to ignore the sick bastard.now i’ve got that out of my system.

  12. vidic will get ya 15 says:

    congrats ghtt, i feel i want to get u an arsenal programme sunday as a present, all your postin is brlliant and i enjoy reading on long 12hour nights.
    all the best buddy

  13. Oldham Red says:

    He’s an absolute wanker. If he’s still captain for the world cup, then I’d hate to see us win it. England winning the world cup would be a historic moment, I’d hate the image of him lifting the world cup being there for years to come. He’s a horrible man, with no morals or respect for anyone but himself.

    I still laugh at Moscow, it couldn’t have happened to a better person (well maybe Gerrard) but I feel no pity for a scumbag like him.

  14. Giles Oakley says:

    Gotta Hate (James!) So nice you’ve got us all laughing on this happy day, as on so many other days. I’m sure Emily knows what a star her dad is, and it looks like Caitriona does too. In Sickness & In Health, in Victory and in Defeat, I’m sure you’ll remain…UNITED!

  15. Its in my blood says:

    GHTT

    Congratulations mate, wish you absolute happiness!
    Bless!

  16. Fred says:

    PMSL at Giggs11Gerrard0’s song. :-D

    John Terry, a cunt of the highest order. Disgraceful when Cappello awarded him the captaincy ahead of Rio. That rap sheet someone posted is shocking. The lowlife twat has no business being anywhere near the England squad, let alone the fucking captain. What a joke. And the media love to portray him as some brave, heroic, noble, virtuous role model, all the while knowing full well what sort of scumbag “Big JT” is. I’m so glad he’s going to get hammered for this. A “super injuction” FFS. Who does he think he is?

  17. Belgo-Irish Red says:

    Re: John Terry as England Captain: who cares? This is the Replublik of Mancunia => Manchester United>England.

    @GHTT could you recommend a good place in Dublin to catch the United games? Cheers.

  18. rooninho says:

    @ghtt

    congrats my friend! about time, lol! my wife was 6 months pregnant with our first son when we got married, i see you took a bit longer! i knew i found the right girl when she let me go find a pub to watch united beat arsenal when we were on our honeymoon in april 2006! anyway, didn’t think there was a difference between girlfriend vs wife before, but it is like night and day once you’re married. it’s a lot harder for them to get rid of us once they wear that ring and can call us their husband (lol)! all the best to you and your family mate!

    btw- glad to see you rise above the troubles, life is too short for that!

    about terry

    what a scum bastard! how is he still england captain? if rio can’t do it, make rooney captain already.

  19. Squiddy says:

    While Rooney is merely a granny shagger and referee abuser, with his words audible on daytime TV every game.

    While Rio has his drugs ban and serial elbower on the pitch, plug ugly, a crap DJ with no sense of humour and can barely even play football.

    While Che Nev and his pre-pubescent moustache is still sticking 2 fingers up at anyone who’ll look at him (very few).

    Still, no need to make up stories about taunting americans at Heathrow. That never happened, as confirmed by all the links you posted. People may well have been offended but nothing at all was directed at them.

    No need to make up stories about his parents being in any way linked to the son.

    No need to make up stories about racism, made up by bitter Spuds, who don’t even know that Ledley is one of his best mates in football, having played in the same team as kids at Senrab. No-one heard anything at the game and Spurds themselves vehementyly denied any such things were said.

    And as far as being a dirty player goes, perhaps you don’t realise that in 10 games against Barcelona he’s only given up 3 or 4 fouls in total from all those games. This is why he’s the only player to be voted into Uefa’s team of the year every year since its inception.

    But I guess it’s normal to criticise someone you’re jealous of, especially now you’re on the road to nowhere.

  20. giggs11gerrard0 says:

    @squiddy

    are you having a laugh mate? Jealous of that stupid cunt! Was we jealous at the end of last year, or the year before, or the year before that! Was we jealous in Moscow? Are we jealous that we are the most successful club in England? Don’t be so fuckin stupid! The road to nowhere you say, well rather our successful road than your trophy droubt you fucking rent boy!

  21. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    the best pub ive been in is the Champions Bar in the Stakis Dublin Hotel at Ranelagh Bridge. Theres none here in tallaght or as i like to call it if you dont like the dippers people will stand in front of you on a screen . Tallaght is dipperland part 2

  22. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    and im 28 years of loving tallaght
    its just not a united friendly place. my local is the unoffical liverpool pub . when the played in there last champions league final this place was a sea of liverbirds from almost every house . it was a wonderful walk to the offo at 10 oclock as i could hear m hair growing it was so quiet

  23. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    Heyyo Thank you very very much to all with the best of wishes :)
    anyones invited to the big match

  24. theboogeyman says:

    GHTT- Congrats mate!
    And you just GHTT.

  25. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    sky sports news said” chelsea will stand by there captain as storys of his private life are splashed all over todays papers after he lost an appel for a gagging order to the media” and that fucking it.why is Englands number 1 sports news channel not saying what this wanker did

  26. kel says:

    Can anyone tell me is John Terry married? If so, his wife is so patient with him.

  27. mags the red says:

    Ulster RED – less of the Fenian mate. If You are a red just remember Sir Matt was what you would label as a Fenian…infact he was a Knight of St Columba that was the highest accolade any lay could have in the Catholic Church. This has nothing to do with Fenians we are all one colour here in Manchester that is RED or GREEN N Gold, regardless of race or religion.LUHG

  28. Giles Oakley says:

    United and religion?? United ARE the religion…

  29. Squiddy says:

    giggs11gerrard0: I can see the veins popping in your neck from here. Yes, jealous of England and Europe’s #1 centre back (I guess that means theworld too) and only England captain.
    Gotta hate tiny tears: “Why is Englands number 1 sports news channel not saying what this wanker did”. I know it’s hard to believe for them, but maybe it’s nothing to do with football.
    Fenian nonsense: what on earth would connect Terry with fenian leanings, even IF there were anything wrong with it. Chelsea’s Rangers link-up would imply the opposite. Surely Utd would have far more links in that direction – agai, as if there’d be anything wrong about that.

  30. mufcdevils says:

    he is a faggot.

  31. daddyblue says:

    It would appear that you have a rather unhealthy interest in all that our captain does, is there such a thing as internet stalking? BTW have you considered a career in journalism as I feel that your expose certainly indicates probable future with Hello, Lucky or Bitch to name but a few.

  32. King Eric says:

    This Chav cunt can seem to do what he pleases and no fucker in the media cares less. Just last night Neil Ashton the southerner of the News of the World was saying “terry will be on the pitch tomorrow fighting for Chelsea as that is the only place he feels happy at the moment. HE IS A WARRIOR” Can you believe it. He is a fucking disgusting, disgraceful, horrible chav cunt who is not fit to pull on his country’s shirt never mind captain them . Whats the betting he doesn’t lose his captaincy? It will “make him stronger”. TWAT.

  33. King Eric says:

    Daddyblue – On the contrary. It isn’t an unhealthy interest but more a source of amusement. To think he is Captaining Ingerlund to glory. Laughable. He is scum and you know it.

    Squiddy – Fuck me pal. Swearing at refs hardly compares with your Captain Courageous. A bigger rap sheet than all the scally’s in dipperland put together. Jealous of Chelsea? You are having a laugh son. You will always be a small club punching well above your weight. You thought you were the new kids in town fuelled by the london loving media. Granted you were whilst United were in transition. Then what happens? 3 titles and 4 to come on the spin, a European Cup and other “little” awards. Fucking Forest an Villa have won more in Europe than the rest of you cockerknees put together.

    “Hollow hollow hollow

    Chelsea’s success is fucking hollow,

    all the money you took from that big Russian crook,

    but you’ll never win 3 in a row”.

    Small club, no history, no class.

    Gotta hate – Congratulations James.

  34. willierednut says:

    @ulster red
    Im ashamed your from the same country as me mate, ghtt didn’t deserve that. As for tiny tears, i cant say im surprised the guys got no class at all, to do that on his mate is dispicable.

  35. willierednut says:

    I forgot, congrats ghtt.

  36. Rufus the Thief says:

    did he nor beat the living shit out of an asian student too?

  37. Rufus the Thief says:

    ulster red. i take it you mean the 6counties in the provence of northern ireland and not 9 counties of ulster. its just because ulster is about 75% fenian. there for you look a bit of a twat.you see what i am saying?

  38. NotoriousRedDevil says:

    How does he constantly keep getting away shit like this? JT=Classless cunt.

  39. Peter says:

    Does anybody else think that in the next few days we will see more skanks coming out in public and saying they shagged that twat Terry. If I was his wife id stick a 9 iron where the sun dont shine.

  40. ulster red says:

    first of all, im sickened by the person (who was my friend) that has came on to this blog pretending to be me, first of all you can see that the user name had an underslash between it eg ” ulster_red” lads i use the username ULSTER RED im so sorry to GHTT for this serious misunderstanding, the poster that used my name was MUMMY85 and scott the red can hopefully put my user name to good credit… lads i have not said the things that “ulster_red” has, he is a so called mate of mine wanting to unearth stupidthings of the past, my love is MANCHESTER UNITED, you only have to look at my previous posts to how much i love this great club…i only hope scott confirms that post was not from ULSTER RED but from a scumbag called ULSTER_RED…..

  41. mags the red says:

    No worries Ulster red. No offence taken. United is our religion. LUHG

  42. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    Ulster red
    I dont know what your talking about because i mustnt have taking it on board enough to remember
    there is no problem with me with anyone on this
    ya cant get on with everyone aand most of the stuff said against me is making fun of been irish era 1970 or for been gay era 1980
    the fact that countrys dont mean nothing to me ,me and trigger are getting married and have a 3 year old together may be a smoke screen
    :)
    no problem my man

  43. Ulster Red says:

    honestly ghtt im sorry for what has happened, i feel embarrased.

  44. mummy85 says:

    Ur a lying bastard ulster red, u shouldn’t get drunk and post coments u’ll regret in the morning and then try and blame me

  45. Avadu says:

    I wouldnt want him as a mate, or allow him anywhere near my girl but at least he showed more taste than some, she was on the better side of 50.

  46. Avadu says:

    Trust some troll from the North of Ireland to bring his petty sectarian bigotry into this, a site about football in general and Man Utd in particular, run off and support a Scottish team, they dont mind bigots

  47. Ulster Red says:

    fuck off mummy85 (who is christopher kelso that lives in 15 monavilee drive lisburn) your a dick, scott the red can check who sent the comment, and it certanly wasnt from my email address, it was from yours, your just a fucking idiot, so dont try and think u will win this battle, your just a cunt

  48. Avadu says:

    I have to say that the level of discussion here confirms my opinions on the average IQ of Man U fans. still, I suppose if you were smarter you,d support someone else.

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