“One England captain! There’s only one England captain!” the rentboys started singing today.

I personally thought it was very touching. Aww, how sweet of them to be so praiseworthy for our defender after the England captaincy was taken off their own captain in a shameful and embarrassing fashion. You remember, he was shagging the mother of his best mate’s child (not that being an odious cunt makes a blind bit of difference to the Chelsea faithful – smashing bunch aren’t they) and Fabio Capello said there was no way he would ever let Terry wear the armband again.

What? Did I miss something…?

Rio! Rio! Rio!

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