“Remember, we got Deco for £8 million and that looks to be the buy of the season.”

Deco started 17 games for Chelsea, scoring just one more goal after Peter Kenyon made that ludicrous statement about their new signing.

“I have a contract with Chelsea, but there are offers from other clubs,” Deco said this week. “I want to feel fine, and that is not happening at Chelsea. I want to find a club that can bring the joy of playing football back for me. I do not want to stay, I have said that. I have not liked my experience at Chelsea.”

All together now, Peter Kenyon, you’re a wanker! You’re a wanker! Peter Kenyon, you’re a wanker! You’re a wanker!

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