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Chelsea’s Drogba Has Death Wish After Final Defeat… He Wishes He Hit Vidic

Didier Drogba is just one of those players you love to hate. Long before Cristiano Ronaldo became public enemy number one, Drogba inspired hatred from all around the country. He’s over six feet tall, he is well built, yet threw himself to the ground, crying like a little bitch, whenever the opportunity arose.

It was rather pleasing when Drogba got himself sent off in the Champions League final then. Whilst I would have enjoyed seeing John Terry or Frank Lampard receiving their marching orders more, Drogba is still a great candidate to fuck up his team’s European Cup hopes. With the game almost certainly going down to penalties, you don’t want to be without your main striker, yet Drogba’s foolishness meant Chelsea were going in to the shoot out at a disadvantage.

Whilst every one is quick to blame Drogba, it’s interesting to watch the incident back, and see that something-or-nothing quickly turned in to a bit of a brawl thanks to hot-headed Terry. Ashley Cole and Carlos Tevez had an exchange of words whilst Terry was lying on the deck receiving treatment for cramp. The situation was over though, until Terry leapt up and ran over to Tevez to have a go at him. Ballack marched in then, shoving Tevez in the chest, then Lampard did the same.

From this point, players from both teams ran in to get involved, before it was all ended with a slap from Drogba. Vidic had to be held back before the referee correctly showed Drogba the red card. Just think, had Terry just let it be, there would have been no problem, Drogba wouldn’t have been sent off, Terry wouldn’t have taken one of the penalties, and Chelsea probably would have won the European Cup. Aww.

However, in Drogba’s autobiography, he claims he didn’t deserve to be sent off for slapping Vidic across the face, and now wishes he had punched him.

“I have seen the match on video and I believe I should not have been sent off with three minutes to go,” Drogba says. “If I had punched him, I would have understood. Now I wish I had. You have a lot of regrets when you go to the final and lose it. I have more regrets about losing the final than being sent off. But it wasn’t the worst feeling. Hitting the post was. I wasn’t feeling well because I was playing alone and against world-class defenders. When you get a chance like that you have to take it. Some Chelsea fans blame me for losing. I can take it but I think I gave my best, as I always do, because I want to be No.1.”

This just about sums up this odious cunt. His sending off quite probably cost Chelsea the European Cup, yet all he bloody cares about is being number one. Christ.

Regardless, for a man who is quite happy to throw himself on the floor and pretend to cry when there has been no contact whatsoever, I’m surprised to hear such fighting talk. He wishes he had punched Nemanja Vidic? Really? Someone should let him know that if he had punched Vidic, he wouldn’t be around to tell the tale…

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Scott is the editor of Red Matters - 50 Years of Supporting Manchester United and an author of Play Like Fergie's Boys and Not Nineteen Forever. He writes for ESPN, The Metro and Bleacher Report. Follow @R_o_M on Twitter.

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    i really pity the guy, hes been saying since he went to chelsea he wants out but now he knows no one wants a diving, t**t of a striker so hes trying to get teh chelsea fans back on his side.

    its funny tho had vidic slapped dogface he would have gone down like he’d been shot, i think hes a little envious of vidic a real man! would have been great to see dogface get a punch in, seeing him get battered moments later

  2. Adebayor says:

    He never liked Vidic for one day because he is man enough to keep him both in terms of tackling as well as physical challenges. For this reason, he tries to take him out whenever he faces up to him. I remembered in two ocassions where Vida has gone off injured cos of him. One time was in the FA cup where Vida broke his shoulder while the other was last season when he elbowed him in the nose. If i were Vida, i will frustrate him whenever we play and get him sent off every chance i get.
    Finally, Drogba is finished if he thinks he is any good and he deosnt want to accept it against defenders that are man enough to tackle him. He actually likes defenders who are young that he can terrorise like Senderos. Unfortunately, at Utd, our defenders have been trained to tackle as though they are killers. Im pretty sure he cant play against Wes Brown or Jonny Evans as well.

  3. Its in my blood says:

    Dog face Grace Jones surely heading for a disrepute charge! then again, as we all know that would only happen if he was a Utd player! Cant wait to hear from Failsworth Red!

  4. Ben Dover says:

    Drogba is a pity little joke of a player… He has good skills, but dives all the time and also needs to be carried off the pitch 2-3 times every game. A man with his physical person should be able to hold off challenges and stay on his feet whoever comes around.

    It will be interesting to see if his comments will give him a suspension like Roy Keane had after his comments in his book…. My guess is “no”.

  5. Gapi says:

    For all his big words, the most he had courage for was a pathetic little girly slap.

  6. dogbar says:

    this serbian will bloody killed him while dogbar can only afford a girly paw slapped.

  7. Tom F says:

    Vidic is a man, Drogba – with all his skill and ability, is still all talk when it comes to cofrontations.

    I think the silly looking drag queen needs to have a little think before opening his mouth.

    What an idiot!

  8. scouse bill says:

    Vidic so hard, one lost tooth against Chelsea and he doesn’t play for 2-3 weeks.

  9. Drew Vader says:

    I remember some rather blatant elbows aimed and directed at Vidic by that cunt in more than one aerial challenges…he gets so frustrated playing Vidic because Rio can handle when the balls on the floor, and Vidic can dominate him in the air. What a stupid cunt…I wish he would have punched Vidic too, just to see him get fucking murdered

  10. reddev07 says:

    ‘I am angry that I signed for Chelsea’. ‘Somebody in the dressing room was responsible for Jose going. They know who they are’. . ‘Tevez provoked me’. ‘I will spend two weeks looking for a new club and after that if I can’t find one, I will stay at Chelsea’ ‘Avram Grant is the stepfather that nobody wants’.

    I present to you, some of the moronic comments by Didier Drogba.

    The best of all which he apparently said in the summer was

    ‘Chelsea fans are angry with me. I won them the fa cup. They are ungreatful and Jose was right, Stamford Bridge is full of glory supporters. Milan will treat me like I should be treated’

    This was a few weeks after Moscow when he thought he would be going to AC or Inter.

    The guy thinks he is funny but he just looks stupid. Chelsea fans are embaressed by him and I can’t wait until January when he comes up against Vidic. Of course I will be there like I am for every home game. I can bet Drogba will miraciously have an injury before the match though.

    Nemanja Whoa,
    Nemaja Whoa
    he comes from Serbia
    He will fuckin murder Drogba

  11. Tom F says:

    Did somebody hear a bin dipping shite bag?

    Vida losing a tooth was not the reason, more like concussion, in which case the medical staff have responsibility to stop a player risking further injury.

  12. john ferry says:

    little baby drogba needs psychiatric care. HIS_IS_MANCHESTER is correct. drogba wants out, but is pissed because he is stuck at chelski. So, what does he do instead ? He takes his anger out on a defender that kicks his ass. A word of advice to little baby drogba-its called “transference”-you are really angry at yourself and at your team.

  13. paddy says:

    funny how he makes these comments 5 months after the incident…..imagine if he made these comments days before he was due to face nemanja in a league game,OH YES….THERE WILL BE BLOOD!!!!!!!!

  14. OTRed says:

    Scouse Bill: Congrats for not disappointing us, Scouse= Sh!te posting and low intelligence.

  15. Wastoid says:

    “I have seen the match on video and I believe I should not have been sent off with three minutes to go,” Which match was he watching?? I’ve seen the match on video (many times now, of course :P ) and the incident in question even more times and I can’t see how he can say that he shouldn’t have been sent off. Oh wait, yes I can. He’s a f***ing moron.

  16. fidlurs says:

    has anyone seen the tv commercial in which they show chelsea players headed down the dressing room tunnel, and drogba dives over a cleaning lady’s mop? that about sums up this (so true) odious cunt.

    also, he had a goal against arsenal (when lehmann was still GK) where he ATROCIOUSLY miscontrolled a longball and it dribbled off his shin into the net. that, and his subsequent chest-thumping celebrations have always been the epitome of his classless, schoolyard melee playing style.

    anyway, a great vid of vidic


    Grace Jones v Chuck Norris…

    Only one winner if you ask me !!


    I think we should send Ralph Milne round to Drogba’s house n sort him out !!

  19. Stephen says:

    Drogba is a clown, he looks like Wesley Snipes in To Wong Foo.

  20. TK 99 says:


  21. Ste says:

    Keano got a 5 match ban and a £150k fine

    Drogba will get no ban, no fine, just a telling off for being a bad dog.

    He sounds very delusional, Chelsea made him and he wanted to run away and join AC Milan coz he was scared of what the fans would do. What a fuckin girl.

    Hes worse than Ronaldo for his pathetic girliness, and that is saying a lot

  22. Dinu says:

    Kinda reminds me of that other cunt that used to play at Arsenal.. you guessed it, it’s Viera. Remember when Keane almost murdered him for just threatining Neville? Where are you Keano.. there are other cunts that need sorting out.. but who cares, coz we got Vidic and he’ll fuckin’ murder you drogba bastard..

  23. DarkDevil says:

    We all know that Drogba is the definition of a moron and only genuine moron’s would pick a fight with Vidic.


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