Comments on: Chelsea’s Fat Frank Lampard Signs – Consequences For United?

By: Jed

Jed — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 03:04:48 +0000

Thank fuck we don’t have players with Lampard’s mentality as our heroes and role models!

ROONEY! ROONEY! ROONEY!

By: Duncan

Duncan — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:50:42 +0000

Scott, that’s a bit of a far-fetched consequence for United. You use the word ‘will’ a bit too easily – like it’s written in stone. It’s just one of many possibilities, and an unlikely sequence of events. Surely it’s more likely that the Ronaldo tabloid frenzie will cause more unrest in the united camp, and that our rivals might profit from this. The Lampard story was tiny in comparison with what’s been going on with Ronaldo all summer.

Obviously you haven’t made yourself very clear, since even people who think they understand your article (matty), have contradicted your explanation! Lol! On one hand, matty implies that the consequences are negative for united, since Chelsea may be prepared to bid anything for the ‘next hottest talent’ (who united may be interested in); on the other you are saying that united have the advantage since it ‘will’ cause unrest in the Chelsea camp. At the end of the day, Chelsea is owned by the 2nd richest man in Britain, worth over 11 billion pounds. A few thousand a week extra to keep who he believes is one of Chelsea’s top players, is not exactly ransom.

You certainly should be more clearer in future Scott, if that’s your kind of logic. United will win the title this season, but it certainly won’t have anything to do with how much Lampard is earning, for fuck sake.

By: Gazza

Gazza — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 08:27:24 +0000

Duncan what you on about? you from london?
message to all: Who the fuk is Man U? Its Man utd

By: Scott the Red

Scott the Red — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 00:37:21 +0000

Sorry Duncan, maybe I should spell it out?

- Chelsea are the biggest threat to us retaining our title
- Lampard is a greedy cunt
- Lampard being a greedy cunt and the club giving in to him will upset team morale
- In future, more Chelsea players will behave in the same way, adding further unrest to the team, after seeing Lampard hold the club to ransom successfully
- United’s chances of beating Chelsea off for the title improve

I’ll try and be clearer in future.

By: matty

matty — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:36:57 +0000

This is the first time i’ve replied and duncan it’s because of your little rant.
Duncan, although Scott doesn’t say explicity what his answer is, it is more than clear that the concerns for united are in future transfers ie fees/wages against a team who are prepared to succumb to an overrated player’s demand at the age of 30…such as future ‘hottest talents in the world’ who united would be interested in.
At the end of the day mate its not ‘whinging’, and course its going to be bias, its football for fucks sake.

By: Duncan

Duncan — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 21:15:58 +0000

Scott, you don’t actually answer your own question in this article – what are the consequences for united? Just like a lot of your articles I’ve read, there isn’t much point to them other than to have a go at the opposition. You seem to go to so much length in trying to prove that united are great and everyone else is shit, without really saying anything else. Honestly, you could some up your whole article with the following points:

1) Lampard is fat and greedy
2) Scholes, Giggs et al are not
3) Kenyon’s a twat
4) My job is to: i) sniff around for every pieces of tabloid shit, ii) somehow relate it to united being great and everyone else being shit, iii) type every thought that runs through my head. This is how I waste my life.

You’re starting to give utd supporters a bad name with your constant whinging and unbelievable bias beyond logic. Take some time off and go outside.

By: Tom F

Tom F — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 20:48:29 +0000

Another thing which really made me laugh is that John Terry has the cheek to say United’s players have peaked!?!?!?!

Wayne Rooney, Ronaldo, Tevez, Nani, Anderson all 24 or under.
Carrick, Hargreaves, Evra, Vidic all28 at the oldest.

That’s not to mention the bundles of young talented players we have. How can anybody, especially a man who wants to captain his country say a 24 year old has peaked?

Funny times!

By: Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 20:47:36 +0000

ManU, sorry for Roman? Are you fucking serious?

By: ManU

ManU — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 20:09:43 +0000

I am sorry for Roman who been made a suckers by his Chelsea players like John Terry and Lampard.By standard they are average players and loyalty they only have been in the club for a couple of years.Their performance will sure droped when they passed their thirties and Peter Kenyon been made a fool also.

By: Jimmybob

Jimmybob — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 19:19:32 +0000

Fat Frank and his “beloved” chelsea who he was quite willing to walk out on unless they gave him a 5year deal make me sick, watch out for his badge kissing bull shit next time one of his deflected efforts roll over the line

still the pie shops in the west london area must be breathing a large sigh of relief