Javier Hernandez has yet to start for Manchester United this season, after a busy summer of football followed by a concussion in pre-season training.
After an excellent debut season, Chicharito has revealed his targets for this season.
“To improve, keep learning and to enjoy myself,” he said. “Hopefully in 10 years I’ll still be here and saying the same thing, because this life – playing for United – is a dream for me, and I just want to keep enjoying it and working hard.”





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I love you Javier. well in a football way, not sexually.
Supporting United is also a Dream
Check this video, he is so funny and Evra was angry (joke) LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ripe2NhLTQY
I can’t lie, i love him sexually. Get in Chich lad. Looking forward to seeing what you can do this season.
i love lil pea, sexually ..
I think its difficult not to love Hernandez, as for in a sexual sense best leave that up to King Eric lads else he’ll have a real go at you since I believe he claimed him first! lol
Obviously I say ‘not sexually’ but I reserve the right to knock one out over him if he scores a hat-trick against the rentboys.
Also, is there a special phrase for getting the first comment on two consecutive threads? Is it a ‘double first’ or ‘sad bastard’ or what?
The ladies love United…..
Rafa & Fabio are babies to them,
De Gea is the Spaniard they all Lust,
Chico is cheeky rascal,
Berba is the Kool Kat , we all know ladies love their european Hunks.
Giggsy is the ladies man
Evra, Valencia & Smalling look like gentlemen & gre8-2 look at when in suits.
Cleverley is a Golden Balls.Jnr.
Lastly, Rio the family man….which lady does like that.
——–To Much Homo thoughts
—————
Yeh Madrid read and fucking weep
Cyril
I believe its more like ‘double sad bastard’ ! hahahaha
Cedars – thanks mate, i like to get my terminology right.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2205292.ece
I start to worry these days when i see the word dream from a footballer ! However ,in this case i truly want to believe it . If there are footbaling Gods up there, i think we have been blessed .End of sermon , Amen .
Everyone says Phil Jones is 5’11 – But he looks like to much of a beast to be only 5’11.
ESPN say hes 6’2 http://soccernet.espn.go.com/player/_/id/140032/phil-jones?cc=5739
Wiki uses this as a source aswell.
— Why am I so obsessed with his height? —
Proud n honoured to be man utd fan n would be till i die… GGMU
Fucking love you Chicha.
The ruthless finishing and movement is always there but for his second season, i wanna see improvement on his around game. first touch, passing, holding up the ball. he is not bad at this but he can improve on every aspect of his game to finally become the world class striker, he is so close though.
I think welbeck (when he recovers) will give him a run for his money, that boy pretty much has the all round game but still lacking experience.
Hi guys, just where have smartalex and Balaji been last few days, I’m starting to worry about their whereabouts….
Me i’m not gay not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Hernandez breath of fresh air just wish players wouldn’t say want to stay at the club for life.In the Rooney case it wasn’t wanting more money that bothered me it was all the lies he’d given to fans about wanting to follow in Giggs and Scholes shoes and become a Utd legend.Then the disgusting way he went about things.
Just want players to stop leading the fans on and stop kissing the badge that has become passe because of the phoniness involved with most players.I got so sucked in by Rooney just don’t believe anyone anymore
can some people just come out of the closet on this blog? what the fuck lol, football is a great game and can drive emotions high but you people push it
I’d put him in the top 5 finishers in Europe. Great spot by our scouting network.
And it’s a dream come true to see you play for United!
Love you Chicharito
@ Cyril
“Are you Lucy in disguise”
Hahahahah, unfortunately for Hammers fans, the cunt may never get to Upton park this season.
Record that phrase “in 10 years I will still be here”
ChichariGOAAAL!!!!
He is so cute! Kawaii ^_^
@Ferane Mauritius
he said hopefully
Not too much posting comment here,but I come regularly just to read STR thread and people comments.it’s enjoyable. On topic, I do hope Lil Pea stays forever @United and become a Legend. He has United Spirit and Desire. He plays in his heart for United. Hope he can improve and becoming great player @United. Off topic, just wish all the best to Indonesia Scuad to face the Iran tonite for the pre world cup qualification. Are there some people come from Iran here?
Cyril – that’s hilarious. The tranny’s better Lookin than cunt chops!
A lot of gay love on this blog! Each to their own. Love Chico !!
Javier – I love you too mate, not only in a football way but a sexual way too. I want to permanently live inside your bum hole. I literally want to climb inside and build a little house I can live in. I want us to for slow walks on the beach while I clasp your balls in my hand while whispering sweet Mexican nothing in your ear.
Seriously though, Javier is a great kid, sexy too.
james, you made me blushed…
chuckling to myself here. quite a number of ROMers coming out the closet
@james
whoa, easy big boy. having lunch here. lol
I love Chicharito. I have a real crush on the guy.
Run Javier!
Just sign the extension already.
I was at the Chicago stop of the US tour. Lil Pea is an Icon in Mexico already. Every where Lil Pea kits.
Rooney, Lil Pea and Welbeck nice 5 year plan.
Run!!!!!!!
Cyrils LOL!!!!!!!!! JT Bull Dyke…..
i’m with slim except it’s breakfast
i hope he never wakes up from this dream
38 PL games, how many team goals this year?
way off topic but i gotta ask. is ben foster retired from England. reading an article saying he did in may. Is this true?
What a complete douche bag
slim
Its true mate, said he wanted to concentrate on his club football! idiot, more like concentrating on catching a bloody ball!
@wayne
lunch didn’t go down too well to be honest. sigh. what can i say. jame’s is lucky he’s alright
Could have been a different matter if that wasn’t the case
A little off topic, but was reading a sports sites and came across this post regarding Bendtner’s loan move:
Losing Clichy :7m
Losing nasri:25m
Losing Fabregas:35m
Losing bentnder :FREAKING PRICELESS!!!!
Made me ROFL !!!
Brunch
The answer to the big question.
Don’t listen to them James. Express yourself freely. Tell us about how you want to cover his body with melted chocolate…
I love this kids attitude. I hope it never changes and he doesn’t get swayed by certain Spanish clubs that always come sniffing around our players when they start to blow up.
Good lad
chocolate fountain, toe candy.
Hey … been a while…
I am in love with him, I admit. ahhh Javier =)
Today I hitchhike.
Frank might say” I figure the odds be 50,50.”
He brings out the gay in everyone. Ask King Eric.
Like Cedars says, hands off he is fucking mine!!
I have seen people still saying Fletch is the only guy who will go get the ball in the MF a ” Ball winner”.
Anderson and TC seem to go get it to me. With Flech coming back and Tony V. hehe what a fucking club.
Young plays tough D as well, and Nani knows to play he must play defense as well Ball winners everywhere.
Chicharito signing autographs in Poland
http://www.record.com.mx/galeria/mexicanosenelextranjero/fans-en-polonia-van-por-chicharito
samuel – What are you talking about mate? What did you mean about coming out the closet?
Ball winner for Lil Pea has been chosen.
The twins win my balls.
Ha. James’s posts amuse me. Camp as fuck.
I’m meant the twins are ball winners as well.
Lol, King Eric proved me correct a minute later at 16:48.
Now my breakfast is coming up,fuck off Costas don’t encourage him
People spoken for or claimed by posters.
Haley
Georgie
Meg
Megan
The pharmacist at my local Hy-Vee
Mrs Robinson
Lil Pea
Berba by 14 dudes
ECT. ECT.
Costas and wayne – Ha nice one lads. Gotta admit though Wayne he has a buff little body and chunky muscular legs!! Enjoy your breakfast with that image pal.
Crazy world of the RoM.
Fuck me is this ROM or some gay chat room,share not scare lads
Hungry Eyes, hungry eyes
There is a thing called the copulatetory gaze where when a women looks right through you, her face goes slack, her eyes round and big and look right through you. Her whole body relaxes and she bellies up on you.
Goo Goo eyes.
You’re fucking nuts Zibbie lol.
@Red Riding Lobo
This is getting dangerous ha ha. Run Chicha Run
I know Wolfie, so they say I’m not cus I think I am. hehe
King Eric- Sorry sir. He’s mine!
@Wayne I have a excuse, I am girl.
Sorry guys he said he prefers the Mexican girls. ha ha
boogey on down!
Miss Soren, good to know. Good luck he is a cutie.
Funny enough, as gifted as he is and as many moments of brilliance he’s provided us and even before his “ambition” campaign, no one ever mentioned anything sexual about their feelings for Rooney. Either Chicha and Berba are two smooth fucking cats, Rooney’s an ugly scouse mug of a human being or, in all likelihood, both.
Someone’s gotta get this thread straight-ened out
http://media.photobucket.com/image/micah+moore+/Irishryguy/micahmoore01.jpg
AAAHHHH Mexican girls. I moved from Iowa to San Diego in 1985 wow the Mexican women, food and culture.
Rooney, has movie star looks! Has a donkey as a best friend and scores the princes.
Chicharito is our very own Latino Heat.
@wayne
Sorry mate. But I blame James and KE. They were the first two to make moves on Hernandez over here.
Costa, wayne- I called dibs on him long back!
Owen Hargreaves left out of Man City squad for Champions League
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/14762200.stm
deserves it.
@boogeyman.
Well, looks like I’m the only one that’s after the Berb now.
Marvin Gaye said It best! Whats going on?
Rooney, Young and Smalling all start for England. Well done Chris!
Is Chris at RB or CB?
Costas- Nope, I want Berbatov too. And Cleverley, the twins, and a few more.
RB. Sounds like Young is playing off Rooney. Cahill is partnering tiny tears.
@Zibbie Yes, he’s so cute, I like his personality.
@cedars, @cyril
Regarding the “double first sad bastard”…
Might I suggest one of these?
http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/double-bastard-ale/11243/
On topic, Chico, my devilish little pot of horn, of course it’s a dream. It’s a dream for me too, all I want is to see you score goals. Thankfully, you do a lot of it.
Loving the fact Fat Frank has been dropped!!! Never rated that shit bag!
Parker and Barry in the middle is average as fuck! Cleverley everyday of the week for me!!
Parker and Barry do me a favour
Cleverley and Jones don’t even make the bench.
Crazy world of RoM indeed! Love it
Mes – Cheers for that, great link!
Zelh
To me that is good news, keep em rested and fit
Tom’s time will come. Jones will take Terry’s place in 2 years. We need them fresh for Bolton away on the 10th.
Parker and Barry ahead of Cleverley? Just confirms that Capello is as moronic as I thought he was. He’ll probably disguise this as looking towards the future, but the truth is that he replaced a 33 year old with two 31 year olds.
Gary Cahill in the centre of defence makes sense. He’s been a real rock for Bolton this season. Oh wait…
@boogeyman
This isn’t an orgy.
Ok which idiot got me watching micah moore porn?
Costas- Beg to differ
Good evening the great reds,
hope you all are good..
i kicked on friday night with red rum and the reds highlights of that Aston Villa 3-2 game,
Macheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeda, sends shivers down my spine, fucking beauty..
later in the UTD review, Ronaldo says,
staff: Ron, how did u feel about Kiko’s winning goal,
Ron: great, but people FORGETS MY 2 GOALS, no i m kidding,
its great for a 17 year old and to score a winning goal in debut,,its great
Kleenex Dave!
I think Smalling is going to have a tough task. He has Walcott ahead of him. Can expect no help from this winger.
Its gonna be very different from having Nani ahead of him, who constantly gives smalling advice adn tracks back a lot nowadays.
What have I missed then?
@ididnotzeeit : Is this u? I search images and somehow got a limecat then this! Tell me its u?
http://www.spasspics.de/rscs/4008/max.jpg
Cahill is the most over rated centre half about. Didn’t realise tom and jonesy not on bench. Barry is a big fat fucking joke. Ever since ozil skinned him in sa he should have hung his boots up. Fucking parker. Yeah shit loads of creativity there. Capello you weak cunt.
@Red Riding Wolf: Is this u without the kleenex? Say it is?
http://www.elfwood.com/~kekpafrany/Moonlight-and-candles.2903449.html
@AnomanderRake
Walcott tracks back all the time mate. Didn’t you see him at OT last week? He was shouting at Jenkinson because he had to cover for him. Of course there’s the tiny detail that Evra was Walcott’s responsibility anyway, but Theo the master football strategist wouldn’t agree. Don’t believe me, read his autobiography.
In all seriousness, Smalling, Young and Rooney will all struggle today due to the sheer mediocrity that surrounds them.
@Red Riding Hood: My apologies, the pic is on the right bottom of the page. I have to learn how to get a proper shortcut next time.
Any news on the 25 man squad yet.??
Yes Dave, that’s me. Red Nuts and all.
Capello does not manage England, the media do…. Just like those before him Capello has no balls to make tough decisions….Just like playing Gerrard & Lampard every time regardless of form, its pathetic.
And now Cahill ahead of Jones, that is another joke decision…..
Anyway United > England .
Oh and congrats to Costas for the win tonight!
Gareth fucking Barry
…Shambles!
Cahill and Jones, it should of been. Terry is finished at the top level.
the only right that Capello might have done is getting paid by English FA for doing fuck all bull shit
@Cedars
Thanks mate. Getting close to Euro 2012 now. A lousy week for Benayoun. First he joins Arsenal and now this.
Woah England are a shambles and the match hasn’t even begun.
Cahil ? – That average bloke over Jagielka, Richards and Jones …. NO!
Barry? – You either play Lumps or Clevs…no 3rd choice….what a douche, Acapella is !
No Clevs or Jones on the bench but crap like Milner & Johnson make it…those two are aweful players since joining Shitty. Both was promising in the beginning but the Small Time mentality seeped in.
Any manager with balls would go with; (based on form in the league)
Hart
Smallings Jones Terry Cole
Theodore Parker Clevs Downing
Young Rooney
Parker was a championship player for the last 3 weeks and hasn’t earned a recall but anything is better “slower than a slug” Barry.
Fuck this I hope Terry breaks a leg, Cole gets shot and the rest walk off in fear and disgust of Barrys performance.
Eurgh
The Ingurland kit makes me want to Vomit and have Diarrhea, just to get that shit out my system.
I think I might just adopt the Bulgarian national anthem #Inspirational
Costas – Good luck buddy, perhaps another 2004 on the horizon?
@Cedars
Thanks pal. Not too likely. The squad (particulary the midfield) isn’t as strong, plus, our tactics are know to everyone now. Should we qualiyfy, a good presence in the group stages will be good enough for me.
Clint-iamyourpapii
thank goodness youre back, missed clicking your name
Slim
Dear Mr. Capello,
I’m not your biggest fan, but I’m hoping leaving Fat Boy on the bench is a sign of things to come. England really need to start afresh and groom a generation that actually wants to play for the country, rather than themselves. This ‘golden generation’ of English players that the media keeps wanking over has won bugger all and they are all well past it. The one truly world class player in that generation was played out of position, simply to accommodate the bigger egos.
Kick out Terry, Fat Boy and Stevie Me and England might actually win something.
While you’re at it, kick out Barry as well.
Yours,
Dela
bloody hell is THAT the England jersey, whose fucking bright idea was that? yuck
Good to see word class Parker running like a headless chicken already.
berba looks like bulgarian mafia boss
@Costas
Congrats on the win. I heard Ninis scored a beauty of a goal. Remember the time a few of us here wanted Fergie to sign him?
And then Tom Cleverley happened
Clint-iamyourpapii
what can i say i go weak in the knees at the thought.
Slim – Call me Papii or Clint or Fella or something
Same here, I always click on my own link hoping I put up something better in my sub concious.
A headless chicken running around a traffic cone — The current English midfield
Clint-iamyourpapii
clint ? nah, sounds like cunt, won’t eba able to keep a straight face
papi – only my girl calls me papi
Guess it’ll be fella then
Costas – Just keep the hope alive my friend………….
My own national side got a great result in South Korea! lol
Rooneeeeey!
link to any online streams?
Red Wolfie, she the blue wolfie should have like 8 boobies?
http://www.soccertvlive.net/watch/81574/1/watch-bulgaria-vs-england.html
ashley young is going to be shit hot this year you can tell he’s gonna be a Fergie favourite. Good play from theo as well
rooney makes it 3 after an assist from young.
This Rooney looks to be a player.
AnomanderRake says:
A headless chicken running around a traffic cone — The current English midfield
you were saying……..
Rooney, Young and Wellbeck next Euro’s!?
Theodore is playing well with Christopher – Sir Alexander bring this gentlemen over to Newton Heath in the first month of 2012 please !
Still just 25 for Wayne and 26 for Young.
Chile 2- Spain in pain 0
25 man squad due today?
Chicharito Goaaaaaaaaaaaal =)
Is Cahil, Upson in disguise?
Is Lucy, Terry In disguise?
is Traffic Cone, Barry in disguise?
Is Papii, Mama in disguise?
Is Wolfie,actually Willie in disguise? or is it his alter ego WileyBrazilNut
Inception:
Lebanon implanted an idea in South Koreas head that they were inferior to them
On this occasion it didn’t work
That was for Cedars by the way
Let’s not be so hard on Lebanon – they lost at South Korea by the same margin that Arsenal lost at Old Trafford!
Been a while since we had a mention of Nigella Lawson.
MG – Ha, nice one… We did try like you say does not always work! lol
Esteban – Thanks, I guess that makes me feel better
In all honesty though I could not care less
Cyril – I agree…….
http://imperfectlyhealthy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/nigella-lawson.jpg
I agree even more…
http://madameguillotine.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/lawson-n.jpg
@ Cedars – Great picture! I was going to hang around on here for a bit but I’ve suddenly remembered some urgent business that needs to be taken care of…
http://www.maxconsole.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=26205&d=1307940774
Cyril
Looks like a lot of work buddy……… I will gladly offer a ‘hand’
here’s our 25 or more 22 man squad.
1 Evra, Patrice Latyr No
2 Ferdinand, Rio Gavin Yes
3 Evans, Jonathan Grant Yes
4 Owen, Michael James Yes
5 De Abreu Oliveira, Anderson Luis No
6 Berbatov, Dimitar No
7 Rooney, Wayne Mark Yes
8 Giggs, Ryan Joseph Yes
9 Smalling, Christopher Yes
10 Park, Ji-Sung No
11 Hernandez Balcazar, Javier No
12 Vidic, Nemanja No
13 Carrick, Michael Yes
14 Almedia Da Cunha, Luis Carlos No
15 Young, Ashley Simon Yes
16 Cleverley, Thomas William Yes
17 Fletcher, Darren Barr Yes
18 Valencia Mosquera, Luis Antonio No
19 Gibson, Darron Thomas Daniel Yes
20 Kuszczak, Tomasz No
21 Diouf, Mame Biram No
22 Lindegaard, Anders Rozenkrantz No
Evening Cedars
As if we care about anyone other than United
MG – Well said my friend…….
United > Everyone
fuck me watching England play ….its like watching fucking paint dry…ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
CAPELLO //// FUCK OFF YOU BASTARD….ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
@dela
Oh yeah. Class player, but mind you, don’t know if he was ever United class. Kind of like Tosic. He’s more of a winger, but with Nani, Young, Park and Valencia, his chances of making it would have been slim.
@Cedars
Sorry to hear about that. And Parky wasn’t even playing. :O
Zibbie – Oh yeah, eight boobies!
Costas – No need to feel sorry for me my friend, I wasn’t! lol I never even watch their matches, its a complete joke
I love you oh so much Javier Hernandez.
we all agree this guy is a legend in the making. I hate to be this guy I love him to but one season is not enough I believe he could be the best striker united as ever had and topple Wayne and Sir Bobby just hope it continues The New Baby Face Assain great work the replacement for the long and never Forgotten Ole Gunner Solsjkar.