Every now and again, I wonder if I’m being a tad harsh on City fans. It will just be a fleeting thought, something I usually dismiss fairly quickly, but I still do consider it. Whilst on derby day they are just a mass of total cunts, on a one to one basis, in the local, they’re usually good for a laugh. They can usually take the piss out of themselves and for all their wrongs, at least they’re Mancunians. I wonder how it would feel to follow a side that hadn’t won anything since before I was born, whilst my mates from school, some relatives, work pals, got to celebrate with and support the most successful English team in recent times. Can you actually imagine what life must be like for the average City fan?
But before I start feeling too guilty for ripping the piss out of them, something will always put me in my place, and remind me how soft I am to feel sympathy for them.
Step up Christopher Atkinson…
“I wanted to show off. I just hope we go for him this summer,” said Atkinson, in all seriousness. “It’s taken a few weeks to see the funny side. At least I have a permanent reminder of how close City came to signing him. I won’t get rid of it. I’ll just hang back a bit next time, hopefully for someone like Lionel Messi from Barcelona. I’m having a Robinho tattoo next.”
Oh dear God!
But as a one off, shall we give them our full support at Anfield on Feb 22nd, and hope they give the dippers a hiding!
Hear Hear Knightsmith! Nothing better than dippers gettin beat. Well, that is debatable………..
hahahahah miserable..
This is so lol Scott! Haha.
Hope we sign him now!! LOL
Reminds me of that Geordie who got a huge one of Andy Cole done the day we signed him!!! Classic.
On a side issue, how can the FA justify giving SWP a 3 game ban for his kick out at Delap after Delap drove the ball into him, that AFTER chopping him down from behind, and then ignore Boswingas kick out at the end of the Liverpool game?
In SWP’s defence, and yeah he shouldnt of kicked out, but he didnt roll around on the ground or feign injury, he kicked a prick that just kicked him. Two wrongs dont make a right, but fuck me, a 3 game ban???
But my bigger gripe is definitely how Boswinga got away with that kick. Fair enough, I respect the fact that he was kicking a scouser, but rules are rules.
I obviously hate City, Chelsea, the scousers, SWP, Boswinga and everyone else mentioned in the above, but Id feel very hard done by if I were a City fan. Then again, that’s the case every day they wake up, so nothing new there I suppose. But that FA are a joke at times.
This beats The Zune Guy hands down !
North Stand: “Fair enough, I respect the fact that he was kicking a scouser…”
Laughed my ass off at that one mate!
North Stand,Tier 3,Back Row, the FA did nothing because the linesman saw it but did nothing about it therefore the odd rules state they can’t do anything about it but the ref missed SWPs kick on Delap and so they can take action after the game.
As for this City fan? Oh my, i’m surprised he doesn’t have “EPL winners 2010″ tattood on himself, if he believes they’d sign Kaka he must believe that too.
What a plonker!!!
MIC, yeah thats the official ruling on it, but that just makes it more farcical that the linesman saw it and did nothing, surely he should then be demoted down a division for a game or two?
And I would hope that in a situation like this, the FA should over rule that original decision, or rewrite the rules so they can intervene, because its a joke. How did the fucking linesman miss it anyway? Boswinga nearly took his head off aswell. Aahhh who gives a fuck really…
Twat.
mic, how sure are you that the ref did not see it and just looked the other way? i think bosingwa does not deserve punishment because he kicked a liverpool player.
why are you jealous of our money. when you have someone rich enough to take over you guys, then you can also spend like we plan to do. we are getting teh best players in the world and there is nothing you can do about it.
“Fair enough, I respect the fact that he was kicking a scouser…” ROFL. This one line really…hahahhahaa..even more than that picture…. North Stand,Tier 3,Back Row, I thinkyou stole the joke away from the picture haha
Well, I don’t know if it’s true or not, and I don’t want to start internet rumors, but I heard that Calderon has one that reads, “RONALDO” -on his arse.
man that line still tickles me. hahaha
he shud get FUCKING GOBSHITE tatooed on is face
The Bitters… the only club who can turn an embarrassment of riches… into an embarrassment
Watch ‘em fuck it up.
…And there’s nothing you can do about it bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuue.
Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuu: Fuck off you idiot. Just take a look at the Rentboys to see that it takes more than a rich owner to guarantee success. Why the fuck would United fans be jealous of Citeh? You are a joke of a club mate. All this Kaka and Ronaldo talk and who do you get? Oh yeah Bellamy and Bridge.
“we are getting teh best players in the world and there is nothing you can do about it.”
I certainly won’t stand in the way of you getting the best players in the world in Wayne Bridge and Craig Bellamy ..
Rags use are always good for laugh on ere!!were wer use when use were shite??every dog has its day!!!our day will come!!! yeh use win trophies respect!but feck me your support lack respect an use call us bitter???try making some noise at the swamp or is it the libary now a days??? an yes we will do the scouse 2-0!!!! ctid!
fucking retard
Christ Irish blue….. could you leave out the Irish bit…. you are an illiterate shambles who brings shame upon our nation??? Your english is a fucking joke….. I guess you bought your first Citeh jersey the day the Arabs bought your club the same way Rent Boy fans appeared overnight a few years ago…..
the only glory your hunting will find you is probably a first division winners medal in a few years……
They’re going down with a billion in the bank……………
This is not quite as good as the story about the teenaged Boca fan who went into a tattoo parlour in Buenos Aires and asked to have some sort of club badge on his back. Unfortunately, he didn’t check out the “tattoo artist’s” loyalties. The guy was a River Plate fan and adorned the unsuspecting kid’s back with a huge penis.
Classic double dopey cunt…… !!
First for following Shitty
Secondly, for the tattoo
What a monumental fucking idiot
Good luck to City gainst the Dippers, sure they’ll fuck up again (on purpose …honest!).
daveob82…cheers you twat jus made me laugh!!! what u want proof???how big a blue i am!!!? or can i not be citeh… as you say cause im irish????what you want my tickets stubbs from my season books at maine road?????do you want my first citeh..as you say..shirt???typical shite from rag!!!!tell you what numpty!? you worry about your own support and yourself you twat!!! because fergies right YOUR FANS ARE SHITE!!!…CANT WAIT UNTILL THE WHEELS COME OF THAT JOKE OF CLUB USE HAVE!!! oh and by the way who you going to watch this week..fc united… OR the glazers biusness machine who rob the fans you prick!!!! impeccable 2008 i was there blue proud…. and fucking irish!!!!ctid
Well, Kaka does mean shit in just about every language in the world so maybe it’s appropriate he got that branded on his chest.
hahahahahahaaaaaaaa…
mullet..