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RoM have the official club DVD for the 2010-2011 season to give away.

Unfortunately, the DVD hasn’t received the best reviews, although I guess it’s better than getting a smack in the mouth!

Q: In all competitions, how many games did United win in 10-11?

Send your answers with your full name and address to republik_of_mancunia_competition[AT]

About Scott

Scott is the editor of Red Matters - 50 Years of Supporting Manchester United and an author of Play Like Fergie's Boys and Not Nineteen Forever. He writes for ESPN, The Metro and Bleacher Report. Follow @R_o_M on Twitter.

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  1. WHAT ??? says:

    @ Willie, he’s shown his character sticking around, if he was a cunt he would’ve been off somewhere “ambitious” once his stock went up. Can’t wait to see him in a better side, meaning, once our transitions over and we’re fresh all over the pitch. By then he’ll be senior. He ain’t even peaked yet.


    Nasri for our midfield? I’d rather have Jack “Odd Bodied Cunt” Wiltshire – had to look twice at Jack first time I read King Eric say that, fucking hilarious, I can never look at him the same now haha

  2. fergie is the boss says:

    WHAT ??? – for me nani’s career all depends on if united decide they want sanchez that badly

  3. T4M says:

  4. T4M says:

    why dont they give those “special boots” to ngog and the deadwood lool

  5. GoatinaUnitedShirt says:

    @WHAT ???
    “I’d rather have Jack “Odd Bodied Cunt” Wiltshire – had to look twice at Jack first time I read King Eric say that, fucking hilarious, I can never look at him the same now haha”

    When i first saw willshire i thought he was sri lankan. Every bone crippled and snapped in his body so he could grow up and cheat at sport. Believe me the boys a tosser.

  6. WHAT ??? says:


  7. willierednut says:

    The Goats no Monet, but he does paint a pretty picture. ;)

  8. Cyril Sneer says:

    It’s allright, I’ve found out who’s really behind all this ‘special boots’ nonsense…

    *His name is magic Keano, he wears a magic hat…*

    Cyril: Hello?

    Kenny: Sneer ya cunt!

    Cyril: Oh not you again.

    Kenny: Aye ya cunt, it’s King Kenny, magnificent ruler of Anfield.

    Cyril: What do you want?

    Kenny: Ha ha! Huv ya sin the fuckin’ news? Youse cunts are fucked noo!

    Cyril: What are you talking about?

    Kenny: Ha! Ah’ve just fuckin’ revealed to the werld mah latest fuckin’ invention ya cunt! The Kenny-Nator 5000 fitba boot, specially designed on mouldings of ma ain feet!

    Cyril: You’ve made your own football boots?

    Kenny: Aye ya cunt! Ah med ‘em masel in mah wee shed! The Kenny-Nator 5000 is the peak of fitba technology. Any player who wears ‘em will be fuckin’ unstoppable, just like me!

    Cyril: What’s so good about them then?

    Kenny: Thu’ve got broken glass in ‘em so nae cunt can stand still in ‘em. Then on the ootside thu’ve got a wee red stripe to mek thum run fasta and a picture of mah face so’s every cunt knaes not ta fuck wi’ya. Ah’m gonna mek a fuckin’ mint!

    Cyril: They sound shite to me.

    Kenny: Fuck ya! ah’ve a’ready fuckin’ given ‘em to mah playars. Wee Hendo’s a’ready learnin’ ta pass tha baw betta n big Crouchy is a’ready runnin’ fasta! When wee Stevie recovers from his penis extension, ah mean his groin surgery, we’re gonna be unbeatable ya cunt! Hah ha!

    Cyril: I told you yesterday, that’s not Crouch it’s Carroll.

    Kenny: Ah fuck off! Ah’ve nae got time ta fuck aboot wi’ya, ah’ve got important deals ta mek and a ton o’cash ta spend. Fuck ya and ya bastard boss!

    Cyril: Oh right, I forgot your new owners have a bottomless pit of money to waste on you losers.

    Kenny: What fuckin’ owners? King Kenny owns Anfield ya cunt! Ah’m payin’ fer everythin’ masel. Not only am ah gonna make millions on the boots, ah’ve had this fuckin’ e-mail thing from a deposed Nigerian general! All ah huv ta dae is gie the cunt 500 million and next week he’s gonna send me 50 billion smackeroos!

    Cyril: Er, those e-mails are scams Kenny.

    Kenny: Scams? Ah fuck off ya wee bastard! Ah’m gonna get that 50 billion and spend it on top players and a massive groond extension! We’ll be gettin’ 60,000 fans every week! Aye, the fuckin’ Liverbirds are gonna have tha biggest groond in the werld!

    Cyril: Er, Old Trafford has 75,000 every week.

    Kenny: 75,000? Yer fuckin’ mad, that’s not possible. Ya mus’a had some o’ma pills eh? Ha ha, 75,000 he sez! Ya fuckin’ radge cunt ya!

    Cyril: Why do I even bother with you? Just fuck off.

    Kenny: Ah fuck ya, ah’ll fuckin’…


  9. Jeet says:

    @WHAT???: Yeah – I think this is one of the first time I am seeing someone saying that about Nani on this forum and you are absolutely spot on. Like it or not, Mourinho is a top manager, and when someone asks you a seemingly innocous question like that what do you expect him to say? “No, I think he is a tosser of the first order and I wouldnt be cought dead with him”??? Only it wasnt such an innocuous question, just as “How important do you think Giggs is for the CL final?” wasnt an innocuous question. Even if he said something like “Mourinho is good, but I dont think of working with him”, the headlines would have screamed “Mourinho not welcome at Old Trafford, says Nani!!!”

    I read the actual quotes, and its been taken totally out of context.

    @Zelh: Who’s that? Cant even keep track of all the footballing infidelities…

    @Goat: Could be Aussie as well a la Lee & Tait, if you ask me…

  10. Jeet says:

    @Cyril: I know you don’t see it as competition, but have to say I like your interviews better than MG’s. MG – you got work to do!!

  11. Zelh says:

    Jeet – Ridgewell? He’s playing for Villa. Or do you mean his ex fiance? well don’t know her either. googled her. her name is Kirsty MacLaren.

    well both young and ridgewell cancelled their wedding after rumours coming through that young had an affair with ridgewell’s fiance.

  12. Jeet says:

    @Badger: I actually had a lot of doubts about whether DeGea deal was done, but after SAF mentioned it, I am pretty certain. It would take more than a bottle of the best champagne at GNev’s testimonial for Fergie to confirm interest in a player publicly.

  13. Zelh says:

    ah no he’s playing for birmingham, but he played in the aston villa youth team which won the Youth Cup.

  14. TonyBee says:

    its a fun post competitition ….between Cyril Sneer and MG….

    Oh and by the way……. Nice to see you fuckers back on here ….
    Cedars, Smartalex and Willierednuts….. it’s addictive as Class ‘A’ drugs is RoM… :lol;

  15. TonyBee says:

    as you can see still fuck up the cunting smileys… :lol:

  16. byron1970 says:

    Well fuck that anyways, my DVD is in the post and I was really looking forward to seeing it but after that bad reviews its been getting it’s ruined the excitement somewhat. I’m super pissed to hear it’s all commentary from MUTV. Paddy Crerand is the most biased commentator I’ve ever heard and I love him for it, the absolute legend that he is, but it’s the other twat that does my head in. His voice just pierces my brain.

    My favourite season review DVD was 2006/2007 but clearly this one will fall way below that standard. Ah well no bother, a poor Season Review does not a bad season make. We won a 19th title and that’s all that matters. Get In!!!!!

  17. Zelh says:

    I bet the only Sanchez Garry Cook is coming back with from Udinese is a dirty one :lol:

  18. Cyril Sneer says:

    @ Jeet & TonyBee – There’s no competition guys, we’re all United. I’m glad people get a laugh out of my posts and really grateful for all the nice comments. We get enough cunts on here trying to mess things up so it’s nice to chill out and have a laugh :-)

  19. CedarsDevil says:


    Keep em coming! That was terrific….. hahahaha

  20. Clint-IamYourPapii says:

    I Screamed Like a Little Girl When I Heard Graig Gardner’s for Sale !!!!

    Fergie Fergie Sign Him Up

  21. Marching Red says:

    Hahahahah!! Oh man! Came across this link on the Guardian website. You guys gotta check it out:

  22. You took my name says:

    @marching red

    Gotta get me one of them, heard they are doing a special for £15 they will throw in some petrol and a box of matches

  23. Ridiclus says:

    I have heard the sneijder deal is defo on with nani going the other way

  24. RedManWalking says:

    @Ridiclus – where did u hear that?

  25. CedarsDevil says:


    Flattering to know you missed me darling…. Kisses, with tongue of course! :-)

  26. King Eric says:

    Good to see you back Cedars and Willie.

  27. smartalex says:

    As addictive, and it’s all free!
    Thanks TonyBee. I saw the odd comment from you, and knew that it really was you!

  28. King Eric says:

    Oh and smartalex obviously!

  29. willierednut says:

    King Eric – Cheers pal.

  30. smartalex says:

    Cyril Sneer, thanks for sharing your confidential transcripts! Very funny! Much enjoyed.

  31. smartalex says:

    Thanks King Eric! For a minute I thought ‘That’s my knighthood gone!’

  32. CedarsDevil says:

    King Eric

    Cheers buddy and great job in helping keep this place sane and RED

  33. Ridiclus says:

    @Redman There was an italian guy on newstalk(irish radio) saying that was the deal to be done, he is usually spot on too

  34. Ridiclus says:

    gabriele marcotti thats his name, it might be on twitter somewhere

  35. RedManWalking says:

    I would love to see Sjneider at United but I am not too pleased with Nani going the other way…He just had his best season with us. I see him improving vastly next season. I find it difficult to think SAF would sell off one of the best players at United at the moment especially after his best season in which he was instrumental in the 19th title coming to OT…

  36. RedManWalking says:

    @Ridiclus found him on twitter, though I didnt find anything about United-Sjneider …

  37. smartalex says:

    Does Nani go both ways? Or is that just on the pitch?

    Nani isn’t leaving United. Unless Luís Carlos Almeida da Cunha comes the other way.
    He’s our double-crosser!

  38. Zelh says:

    according to gazzetta we made an offer for Sanchez.
    I think the signing of Sanchez will trigger a chain of events.

  39. dazbomber says:

    Sanchez and Sjneider wtf , we can only get one , both would be 50 mill at least

  40. willierednut says:

    Zelh – How do you do this? Is it by magic?? ;)

  41. willierednut says:

    Zelh – Like the end of the world? I hope we don’t get him then…

  42. RedManWalking says:

    50 million? if madrid are bidding, yes! Not when SAF is bidding! He doesn’t throw money around!

  43. badger says:


    You have a point there mate, unless SAF mixed the bubbly with some of his favourite red of course! :-)

  44. Ricardo says:

    Gutted to hear the Season Review is crap

    Maybe we could all pull together and get the best clips of all the games together and get someone who’s able to edit them together to do so for a nice reward

    Stick it on the net and we’ve all got a free download of a better season review


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