It’s competition time again. Up for grabs for the week to come is a book about the best chants in football.
Throughout the country every weekend, football stadiums ring with the sound of hundreds of thousands of supporters singing the praises of their favourite players, rubbishing the opposition, having a go at the ref and waxing lyrical about past legends. From lengthy ballads reminiscing about club glory to spontaneous chants – often with extremely amusing results – football fans across the nation revel in the opportunity to make themselves heard. This book contains the best bits,
It is written by a red who is a regular poster here on RoM, so expect numerous sections poking fun at the dippers.
It’s currently selling for less than a fiver on Amazon but if you’re interested in winning a copy for free then simply send in the funniest chant you’ve heard/know of, not necessarily just United’s, to: republik_of_mancunia_competition@hotmail.co.uk
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One of my favourites was four seasons ago, at Xmas, at the Bridge, when Chelsea were champions…
(to the tune of winter wonderland)
Mourinhooo, are you listening?
You’d better keeeep that tropy glistening.
Cos we’ll be back in May
To take it away.
Walking in a Fergie wonderland!
And we did!
Hi Kanchelskis – that song you have written is in the book!
It’s my first ever book so it would be great if you tell everyone about it!
Thanks for helping me out with this Scott…
Spread the word!
Alex.
Talking about the Chav’s I like the : “hollow , hollow hollow, Chelsea’s success is fucking hollow, all the money they took from the big russian crook and they’ll never win three in a row”. Soon to be four.
Love the Hargreaves song, This is how it feels to be city. Far too many in United’s songbook to make a definate choice.
Alex,
The amazon link is now posted on my FB wall.
hi everyone…
my cable tv shown unauthorized Manchester United Story last week…
anyone know where i can get that video online or any other manchester united documentary that available…
congratulations alex…a great idea!
Good Luck Alex – look forward to getting a copy.
“There`s only 2 da Silvas, 2 da Silvas, there`s only 2 da Silvas”
That sounds like a great book, congrats. Alex.
I really like the follow chant for the Moscow Final in 2008 and the:
What a friend we have in Jesus,
He’s our saviour from afar,
what a friend we have in Jesus,
And his name is Cantona!!
Oh Ah Cantona!
Nani are u ok, are u ok, are u ok Nani?
(to the tune of Smooth Criminal)
@ Everyone: Thank you so much! Means a lot for your support – it’s only a fiver on Amazon so get a copy and tell all your mates!
@ DArreN24 – Your song is in the book!
As is ‘Viva Da Silva’ which is a good one!
Lots of piss taking at the dippers and bitters too! Hope you guys like it and feel free to give me any feedback on your copies!
Cheers guys
LUHG.
He’ll shoot, he’ll score, he’ll eat your labrador! Ji Sung Park
Alex – Just realised its you who comes on here that has done the book. Yes I am an idiot. Gonna order it.
aaaahhahahahahaha marsy thats fuckin golden mate
one of my personal all time greats is what the arsenal supporters sing to ashley cole. look it up its hilarious.
One of the classic United ‘funnies’ was at the 2007 FA Cup Final vs Chelsea after it was in the press about the Mourinho family pet getting lost – again to the tune of Winter Wonderland:
Mourinho are you listening
Your dog’s gone missing
We heard it bark
So we fed it to Park
Walking in a Fergie Wonderland……!!
Your just a fat eddie murphy, fat eddie murphyyyy, or just a fat eddie murphy – toward jimmy ffloyd hasselbank
@ Marsy
Ha Ha Ha Classic mate.
The Other ‘Park Park wherever u may be’ chant is classic as well. Anything that pokes fun at the Scousers wins it for me.
Used to like ‘You are my Solskjaer’
O….Owen Hargreaves…you are the love of my life…
O….Owen Hargreaves…i’ll let u shag my wife…
O….Owen Hargreaves…i want curly hair too…
alex- good luck for the book!
LUHG
BUILD A BON FIRE
BUILD A BON FIRE
PUT THE SCOUSERS ON THE TOP
PUT CITY IN THE MIDDLE
AND BURN THE FUKN LOT!!
fukn gold!! all the best with it alex, will that book be available in australia? if not ill have to get one of my cousins to send one over. cant bloody wait!!
LUHG
@ Red Devil 1878 – I think it is available in Australia, amazon ship worldwide don’t they?
Thanks for the support everyone! Most of the chants you guys have posted here feature in the book and there is a short piece of history with most songs too!
Tell all your mates!
Alex
We paid for your hats
We paid for your haa-aats
What a waste of council tax,
we paid for your hats….
sung by Fc fans to the police
We paid for your hats
We paid for your haa-aats
What a waste of council tax,
we paid for your hats….
Two hats…Two hats…Twats Twats Twat