Manchester United were originally set to play Chelsea on Saturday May 7th at 2pm. That game has now changed to Sunday May 8th at 4.10pm.
United’s next game is against Blackburn on Saturday May 14th. If United are to play in the FA Cup final, this game will move to Tuesday May 17th at 7.45pm, five days before our final game of the season against Blackpool at home.
United fans today found out whether they were successful or not in claiming FA Cup semi-final tickets for Saturday April 16th at 5.15pm. The referee for that game will be Mike Dean.
April 2nd: West Ham (a) – PL
4 days
Chelsea (a) – CL
3 days
Fulham (h) – PL
3 days
Chelsea (h) – CL
4 days
City (n) – FA Cup
3 days
Newcastle (a) – PL
4 days
Everton (h) – PL
3/4 days
? – CL semi 1st leg
4/5 days
May 1st: Arsenal (a) – PL
3 days
? – CL semi 2nd leg
3/4 days
Chelsea (h) – PL
6 days
Blackburn (a)/FA Cup final
3 days
Blackburn (a)
5 days
Blackpool (h)
6 days
? (n) – CL final
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Glory, Glory, Man United. Let them come. One at a time. Not scared of dates. On, On, On, we march.
Mike Dean…Oh My.
We rise above dates, refs, the FA and ABU cunts… We are winners, its in our blood
After 2 weeks of international boreness, this is the best recepy you can ask for. Tough schedule but with the likes of Park, Ando, Vida, Fletcher, Rafael, etc all fit (or almost fit) will give us a boost in the run in.
GET IN THERE!
CedarsDevil – Well said mate. Fucking Dean and Atkinson to deal with if we are to win the FA Cup, if that’s not an attempted stitch up attempt then I don’t know what is.
I may sound a bit thick here Scott lad but what are all those “2 days, 3 days” etc after each tie meant to represent? The amount of days between each game?
Keep the games coming. With Vida back (hopefully he’ll come back unscathed from International duty), as well as Park, Valencia, Fletch and Ando, coupled with the shit hot form of Chicha, we’ll be ok. One Love One United
Kings
Cheats only last for so long mate, winners last an eternity…
Being them ON
tribalfootball.com/articles/man-utd-strike-terms-atletico-madrid-de-gea-1534571 Reports claim we’ve signed De Gea for €20,000,000
http://www.tribalfootball.com/articles/man-utd-strike-terms-atletico-madrid-de-gea-1534571
I am also happy with the busy schedule. No more of interlol shit
CedarsDevil – Absolutely mate. My only fear is the semi-final, and that is the nutcase Ballotelli throwing darts at our players! Fucking cunt.
Kings
A player like the cunt that is Balotelli needs a Keane or Robbo type for one match… Smash the bastard to bits
@CedarsDevil
I actually think, with Balotelli on the opposing team, you’d do well to have a Gazza-type joker on the pitch.
Picture it, one minute in, he grabs Mario’s crown jewels at a corner, or gives his booty a tender carress. Mario flips out and thumps him one. Rest of the game playing 10 men. Thank you very much.
kanchelski
Not a bad idea mate, but I would still rather see him smashed to bits, Keano with one on the knee, Robbo with a trademark tackle or hell even Cantona with a karate kick up his fucking throat
CedarsDevil
Yeh, wouldn’t mind that.
I’d bet good money that the FA Cup semi-final is the last chance we’ll have to play against him as well. Can anyone really see him still at City next season?
I tried to make the math a while back. It’s depressing looking at the amount of games we have to play in a short while, but, that’s the price you pay when you are going for the treble. I try notto think about it. Lets just pray that our squad willbe up for this schedule. Any injury crisis could be costly.
As for Mike Dean, well, that’s the worst news we got today…
@King Eric
Yes, that’s what they stand for mate.
@ CedarsDevil: Mate you are on fire!
It does not matter who we are up against or who the officials are, now is the time to step up to the plate like we always do and will always keep doing.
Come on lets have it!!!!!!!!!
Cheers Sir Ryan
Bring the bastards on indeed……We are fucking United
@ costas: Not to jinx anything but i have a funny feeling this could be a very special year! I am hopeful everyone will be fit and will contribute to our success on and off the field. We shall for sure be doing our bit to get the lads over the line(s).
@TM4 very interesting about De Gae. Would not have thought much of that link as it is not really coming up anywhere else. BUT there are other reports that Martin Steklenberg is now talking up a move to Arsenal. In combination, the DeGae story is very interesting.
So — all those teams and two referees to beat. Let’s go.
Issue a ruling forbidding any talk of the treble. Pronto.
I don’t know whats more worrying, the tough run – in, or CedarsDevil.
Willie
Me of course! lol
@Sir Ryan Giggs
I like your optimism. I feel that at some point something will have to give. The 07-08 and 08-09 teams went all the way in the league and Ch.League(made the final in both seasons), but the FA cup was one competition too many. I’ll just take the 19th title and everyting after that will be a bonus.
@ costas: True mate, the most important one is the league but I do not know why I just feel for all the stick we have taken, this could be a very special season but as you say the other ones are bonuses!
MIKE DEAN? WHAT THE FUCK? How does Mike dean get a game of that magnitude?
Also please we should refrain from talking about the treble cuz it may jinx everything. lol but i’m serious. take it one step at a time. let’s seal the deal in the lge first.
Those fixtures would have whinging Mankini in Cheadle Royal.
Lets get them won Starting with West Ham.
Got my ticket today.
Congratulations james21! Another lucky red devil!
smartalex
Good evening mate
its just fixture congestion that we can handle.
Just booked on the coach to go to the semi was gonna drive but then I thought of fuel costs, parking and reckoned £35 was worth it.
Reds Heading To Red Bull Arena To Take On MLS Stars
http://www.theunitedreligion.com/2011/03/reds-heading-to-red-bull-arena-to-take.html
CedarsDevil
Good evening mate.
Four and a half days to kick off.
Just booked the couch for the semi, was gonna stand, butt fuckit.
Sour grapes at the fortune of mattbw7, james21 and others. Well done lads, enjoy!
@ costas: have United ever given us a reason to be pessimistic ??
No mate they have always exceeded expectation and made us very happy and proud! We are United, no obstacle too big for us. We have overcome the odds time and time again. All their hate makes us stronger! And their hate just seems to grow!
Come on United, Lets bring home number 19.
Learning from MG.
Although it does sound more inspiring when he says it.
Kick Chity’s ass!!!!!!! Have fun Matt!!
Man Utd making a tour of the States in the summer. I will make a game then.
Damn it! why dont United ever come to India?? Ah yes cos there are no football pitches here! LOL
@Cedars ? Nice post but what is ABU? We rise above dates, refs, the FA and ABU cunts… We are winners, its in our blood.
My bad I just don’t know.
@Zibbie – Just saw that. But as far as I know, its only playing against the MLS All Stars in July.
Is there going to be an actual “tour” like last year? or just that game?
If fixture congestion is wrong I don’t want to be right!
Thats the goal of a big club, fighting on many fronts late in the season.
Thats why Man Utd are 30 players deep.
GLORY GLORY MAN UTD!!!!!
@Sir Ryan Giggs
Don’t know if he will like the term, but MG is our Mister Motivator.
No on can rile us up like he can. 
Nah, the team hasn’t given us a cause to write them off, even in seasons like this. Because if the squad is healthy enough and we get a few breaks here or there, more than one trophy could be on the horizon. There were only 3 times in the past where we were in 3 competitions at the beginning of April. And we won the league in all 3 of them. So that’s at least a good sign on that front.
Thanks Devil310.
Smartalex
Just hope the vile Berties fans behave themselves had enough run ins with them to last a life time.
Couldn’t believe I got it as I opt out of the Carling cup.
3rd CL title with Man Utd or 19 what would SAF want more?
Vote now, standard tex rates apply.
My vote hhhuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,
19.
Every walk of life has a first step
Every soul has it’s mate
Every grief has a hand on the shoulder
We are privileged that we have Manchester United
It is not for the many to understand it is for the few to believe – those that walk in the footsteps of giants those that stand shoulder to shoulder in defiance.
When people look at you and frown upon you, when they question you; remind them when you wear the shirt that Manchester United will never die
@ costas: True that, MG is a class act.
As long as we stay injury free, I cant see anyone stopping us from winning the league!!
@ Zibbie: Mate I think Fergie wants to win every competition he enters but as a supporter I would prefer the league!
@ MG: Welcome mate. In your absence I tried. :p
zibbie…..ABU . …..ANYONE BUT UNITED
smartalex says:
Just booked the couch for the semi, was gonna stand, butt fuckit.
A STAND UP BUTT FUCK ALEX……. I call that a knee trembler…..has Cedars changed you……..????
fucking hell MG ….. been on the profound tablets today mate…….. :d
bastarding smilies …still fuck em up
Listening to talkshite. Fucking Collymore is a cunt. Just heard two great comments from that cocksucker: ‘Terry, our captain, our leader, regarded by many as one of the worlds best’. ‘Gareth Barry, an honest to god good pro, deserves to be captain in my opinion’. Cunt.
Tony on a roll. Give MG a starring role in any future sequel of Gladiator.
Zibbie stardust lol.
My mad mate Cedars, give him a few minutes with Townsend, see what happens.
Smartalex and Costas, both vying for Fergies number two position.
KE and Kings, get them on Sunday supplement, to twat all the ABU cunts!
james21, I guess that means they didn’t bring the Carling cup into the equation. Either way you are a lucky devil! Drama with berties needs to be caught on your phone and submitted to RoM with a tale of intrigue about the bitter blues. Some good ammo for StR’s ‘city series’
zibbie, Sir Alex will want the league. See Costas’ stat on United still contending on 3 fronts in March. We go on to win the league.
TonyBee, I want to sit, as I was fearful that my castanetting knees might summon your vastness from whence thou came.
How could I forget the Goat? The Bill Hicks of RoM.
Costas
Every Rocky needs his trainer
Sir Ryan Giggs
You did very well mate
willierednut – Hello mate. By the time me and KE have finished with them cunts on the Sunday Supplement, they will need lifetime therapy.
TonyBee
I’ve actually been writing so I came up with whatever came into my head
willierednut
Well I’ve got an idea pretty close to Gladiator – writing is the forte I don’t think I could act out the part – leave that to the Russell Crowe’s of this world lol
glory glory united. What a busy and cumbersome schedule. but we shall overcome, yes we can
Kings, Talkshite really does my fucking head in. Sack James Whale because he didnt like the pinkos but they hire Colly because he knuckles his missus. Chav radio mate.
BREAKING NEWS!
Rihanna is to sue Brazillian footballer Neymar, for coping her hairstyle.
wasnt taking the piss MG…… meant it…… what you wrote about following our beloved reds WAS very profound
Not sure about that mate, he looks like a jap with aids. (jap jokes too soon, lol)
fuck me been waiting for JAP JOKEs
I GOT LOADS……
not that i would post any…… unless i was asked……
TonyBee
I know you weren’t mate I honestly literally was writing away when I came on here and just wrote the first thing that came into my head after reading the banter between Costas and Sir Ryan Giggs!
I’d never say you were taking the piss – Never to a made man
And thanks for the words…
Posted a Jap joke on facebook. Got hammered and branded heartless. Tough week that was!
your being asked
Just read that that Gilbert Gottfried got fired for making Tsunami jokes. Touchy fuckers, how about appologizing for the attrocities you did to our troops during the second world war you cunts. If its not a big deal then appologise.
GoatinaUnitedShirt – That show hires nothing but total cunts who spew such bile against United. Collymore is a bitter scouse cunt who rubbishes anything we have achieved – especially when we won the FIFA World Club Cup, because he is pissed off his beloved Liverpool lost to Sao Paulo in 2005 – and has a pop at any given opportunity. Matterface is a rent boy cunt. Alan Brazil is a bloated fat pisshead cunt who’s always having a pop at United with a litre bottle of whisky next to him. Durham is a ginger cunt and what the fuck that fat cunt Darren Gough is doing on there talking about football issues I don’t know. He should stick to dancing or talking about cricket. Oh yeah and Monkey Man Keys and Andy ‘I think I’m a ladies man’ Gray are on there as well now – another pair of prized cunts.
Since whats his name did an Elvis and died on the shitter and Whale left I lost the point as why to listen to talkshite. Before it wasnt great but atleast a differing point of view came across and allowed for debate but know the station is just full up of namby pamby yes men tossers who spend half their time doing lines and being gobbed off by homeless ladyboys. I cant be doing with it. As for Gough why ?? I had no idea he was on it, Isnt he the Lee Bowyer of Cricket.
@kanchelskis and cedars … nah, Vinnie Jones was the man to do a job on Mario. You guys probably remember this beauty on Gascoigne, but just to refresh that memory:
http://www.pulpinternational.com/images/postimg/my%20cussin%2002.jpg
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00380/SNF29BALLS_280_380025a.jpg
http://www.art247.com/images/large/MIRRORPIX/MP/MP_0013235.jpg
If I was any good with PhotoShop, I’d love to edit Mario in there…
fergie out..carrick for player manager..xx
Goat at 19:50
Fuckin hell I’ve just pissed myself and near choked to death as well.
What a Great comment 11/10
Goat and kings. Ha. Yeah I heard collymore the fat faced cunt banging on about barry. Saying how he is the quiet lad, the shy type who just does his job so nobody likes him. Then that silly cunt villa fan came on and said barry was class and ran the midfield and people only don’t rate him as he is a nice lad (yawn) and that he doesn’t drink in the right bars and wear the right clothes. Oh do fuck off. Nobody rates him as he is fucking shit. One paced, positionally poor, can’t pass particulary well ponderous, insipid footballer. I texted the station saying as much as saggers the posh cunt read it out. It was mocking captain barry and saying that they wonder folk can’t be bothered with the shambles that is ingerlunds national side. They spout nonsense on there. Collymore then says every england team has to have a great white hope and a scapegoat. The great white hope is that cunt willshire and the scapegoat captain. Seriously how do these tossers get a job ? I could talk more sense on that show.
Yeah kings would love to get on sunday supp like willie suggested. Especially on an episode with fatcunt custis, barclay and oliver holt.
City and Stoke are due to meet in a League game on the weekend of the FA Cup final.
A fixture they can complete as scheduled, hours before United plays at Wembley.
I wonder if anyone will be at wastelands.
we need everyone fit because that is a ridiculous amount of games coming up
My preference of trophies if ever there is such a thing:
CL,PL,FAC
Having said that, winning all 3 will be superb & we can do it!
Don’t mind the changes actually. It’s not like a game on Sunday after a CL game has been pushed back to Saturday for TV reasons. These are changes that don’t matter to be honest. As Cedars said, they are inconsequential at best for United.
Also, did you guys see the BBC poll (I think) which puts United as the most hated club team in England. My dad asked me what is the reason for that given United are one of the few clubs who still have their heart and soul in place. I told him that we are the most hated team for the same reasons the Australian cricket team was the most hated until just a few years ago. With the most success, comes the most hate.
Unfortunately, the haters don’t realize that the more they hate us, the stronger it makes us. Cue Star Wars reference here.
Balaji
How are you buddy?
In fact the said poll included every company in the UK not just sports clubs, so we are even more hated than banks! lol
But as you said their hate always has and always will make us stronger
@Cedars, Amazing mate, Things couldn’t be better. How about you mate? I know I can never find you in a downbeat mood.
And I did not know that it included all companies including football clubs. That really puts things into perspective regarding how strong the hate against United is.
Past two weeks have been boring mate, not getting our addiction cured by watching United play just sucks. Thankfully, it’ll be over this weekend and we have a non-stop run-in till the end of the season. Really looking forward to it.
Balaji
Agreed, these international breaks are a waste of space, all these useless FIFA competitions should be scrapped and I do mean the world cup for starters, what a joke of a pre fixed competition…. To add fun throw Platter to the OT crowd on match day…
Like you I am really looking forward to the run in…
COME ON UNITED
Just got off the phone to club and got my ticket confirmation
I live in west London so travel wont be a problem, double 
Get Stuck in Lads…now more than ever before…
Bring them On!The Treble is on!!!