David de Gea has been put in Spain’s squad for the London Olympics and has a great chance of coming back with a medal. Spain, who are Euro champions at senior, U-21 and U-19 level, boast an excellent squad for the Olympics, including the likes of Juan Mata, Jordi Alba, Javi Martinez, Thiago Alcantara and Iker Muniain.





Man Utd News 24/7






















i wish you good luck world best Goalkeeper
Tickets for United v Barcelona in Gothenburg on Aug 8th sold out in 30 minutes. Stadium holds 43,000
Good for De Gea – he’s got a tonne of international experience but this will only benefit him
Surprised Jordi Alba’s going.. after playing all those games for Spain in the Euro’s – Barca will be pissed if he comes back injured..
good luck fella.
All the best De Gea and Giggs . hope team GB and Spain will be in the final .
Had faith in him from day one……Media and some so called fans slated the fuck out of him at the start. During the second half of last season he showed what he is all about and will only get better.
De Gea is shit, Manuel Almunia should have been called up
http://cantheyscore.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/de-gea-save.gif
kanchelskis
Epic stuff mate
He would be a better keeper if he did the ‘jelly legs’ like Neuer and pulled faces like Joe Hart.
Good luck David, very soon it’ll be full Spain squad..
@Cedars
So funny cos the Chelsea fans behind him had been giving him ‘dodgy keeper’ shit all through the half. Then he plucked two points from their chavvy hands with the best save of the season, right at the death
Good one David. I hope he makes us proud and his participation does not affect his performance for united come the start of the season.
You got to say, what a great team spain has. Seems they would win this as well. Just great.
kanchelskis
No doubt one of his best saves in a single match……..Had loads more in other matches which I cannot recall at the moment
It is fuckin CRAZY how some people doubted this guys talent, WOW,
what were them thinking, I think sometimes our supporters doesn’t seem to appreciate some players like they should.
Lindergaard was great no doubt, but no matter what mistakes De Gea made ( I only noticed the corners), hi in my eyes always looked great. SO I never knew what was the fuss.
That chelsea save at Stamford Bridge, the the save against Ramires at the Theathre and a lots of lots of saves. CRAZY people these days.
That GIF makes the save look like the true worldclass save it was. Heck that was a Martian save.
http://www.redcafe.net/f7/xavi-man-utd-offer-tempting-me-331440/
^^^^The Reactions on this thread are hilarious. Dunno if he’d have been the same player for us though
nice quote;
“I’ve always really liked Manchester United. I made my European debut for Barcelona at Old Trafford.
It was in the Champions League group stage of 1998/99 and ours was the Group of Death. The game was level at 2-2 when our coach Louis van Gaal told me to warm up.
While I was warming up, United scored from a David Beckham free-kick to make it 3-2. The noise from the crowd after he scored… wow, it was so intense!
Imagine what it was like for me to hear that… I was 18 at the time, still getting the metro to training and playing for Barça B in front of only 1,000 fans. Then I was at Old Trafford, with 50,000 crazy Englishmen screaming in my ear!
I assumed that van Gaal wasn’t going to make the change when Beckham scored, but he insisted. I went on and we won a penalty. Nicky Butt handled the ball and was sent off. Luis Enrique scored it to make it 3-3.
We pushed for a winner against 10 of them, but were happy with 3-3. What an introduction to football – what a noise. Old Trafford remains my favourite stadium in Europe.”
wow RedHound , if I could pick one reaction from redcafe it would be this http://humorcastle.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Edward-Norton-Closing-Laptop.gif
somebody wrote that
he read an interview, the complete one,
wgere Xavi said that the reason he didn’t come here was that his only request was to come along with a player called “Leo Messi”, but the Manchester United authorities decided against it, when they red Cal?’s posts
Nice words by Xabi, class act both on and off the pitch
haha quality, the twilight trolling thing is brilliant too.
http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Features/Football-News/2012/Jul/dimitar-berbatov-remains-a-red.aspx
and: http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Features/Football-News/2012/Jul/sir-alex-ferguson-says-more-signings-possible-mutv-exclusive-interview.aspx
Epic news on Berba, I am sure a few here will be disappointed !!
yeah that’s funny too hahahha
going to this Berbatov case, now he’s going to the tour, but I think even if you’re at the tour, it’s possible that he would be selled?
For me it’s ok, if he stays. More players and more quality.
Damn I miss the mere sight of the boss at the dug out
so thats confirmed then, maybe a centre mid? but im sure one of them concerns a left back, baines i assume unless they have kept someone else hidden but im not sure who else is avaliable in that position who we could sign.
@CedarsDevil
why would people be disappointed with berbatov staying?
The Berba situation is just odd,we all know he’s a fantastic footballer but never gets to play yet Sir Alex seems to want to keep him and you’d think Berba would want away but i’ve never seen anything suggesting he wants a transfer,whole thing just leaves me confused.If he does stay i hope he gets more game time,seeing him on the bench is a wasted talent imo
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a391277/wayne-rooney-falls-over-a-tree-after-evening-with-piers-morgan.html
Piers Morgan is a right cunt,he’s on thin ice at CNN his ratings are abysmal wouldn’t surprise me if his show gets the chop
wayne
Morgan is a right old tit, the mere sight of him makes me sick
Legend22
Not sure, ask those who hate him pal
Justing reading this mornings articles seems Galatasarey,PSG,Spurs and Lazio are all interested in Berba,maybe Costas is right going to showcase Berba in pre-season then sell him but i’d have thought every club knows what they’ll be getting regardless of the pre season
I want more Berba Time dammit!
Cyril
As do I mate, frigging love him to bits……Berbagasms all the rage
Cedars always seems to get good guests Yanks just haven’t taken to him has gone from 2mill viewers to around 500k,fucking guy loves himself to much and it turns people off
wayne
Just stick the fucker in the Stretty with a banner saying ‘I hate United’ That should sort him for good….
Arrogant prick
@CedarsDevil
oh right thats weird.. why would anyone hate him? hes amazingly talented and he truly loves the club.. which is why i am disappointed for him, he clearly wont get much playing time and its such a shame that no club has come in for him, specially with all the rumours, but as a united fan i am happy to see him stay because we all can see what a magician he is with a football, he can change games and is always a good option to come on or start matches even
JULY 3, 2012 AT 02:01
Zibbie says:
Tony Bee this one is for you.
A young ladies man goes back home for a visit. He finds out his old man before he was married was a ladies man in his day when out to lunch his old man had some older women fawning over him and found out he fucked them 30 years ago. Then he noticed 2 girls he had banged. He pointed that out to his dad. So as men do they made a competition and bet out of this new found information. The came up with a signal of clicking their finger to say to each other the rest of the day to signal a women they bedded. Snap dad is up by 2. They laugh and the game is on. The son walks down with his dad a busy street. Snap high Britney snap here snap there. as the night finished going home they were tied!!!!! The Old man has it in the bag as they walk through the door, snap honey I’m home. He looks at his boy as to say fuck you. Then Hi Mom, snap, where is Lisa, snap his sister, snap over at Grandmmassss……….
The bookies have Baines at 1/5 to join!
Damn it. Hope Rafael doesn’t play there too.
@wayne
Yeah turns out Fergie will take him along on the tour after all. I knew it, lol. Hope any clubs interested in him will be patient enough to wait until our tour is over..
If Everton do lose Baines and Fellaini and Moyes ended up at Spurs,Everton would be in big trouble
@Wayne
Keep up! AVB has just joined Spurs.
ok didn’t know that my bad
@wayne
Haha. TBF, it was literally in the last hour.
At the risk of winding some on here up … if you were on Twitter, you definitely would’ve known.
Twitter sucks dick……..Just saying! Ha ha ha
Interestingly he has been appointed as “head coach” not manager.
Thats what we need a new head coach to replace Phelan.
Cedars
My sucked dick twitters….go figure!! Afternoon fuck ends!!
Twitter might be good in some aspects but don’t recall any ‘inside information’ or rumors coming true so there is a lot of bollocks on there,to many people trying to become famous,sign of the times
Same as home videos going viral who gives a fuck about stupid pet tricks or anything else some daft cunt is doing,yet some gets millions of hits just beyond me and don’t really get it.
Mike
Take your twitter and facefuck and shove it where the sun don’t shine babe…………This old school fucker is staying firmly on the ground? What?
…tucked dicks sweeter?
A man walks into a bar at 11 in the morning and asks for a double shot of tequila. A minute later, he asks for a repeat, and then a minute later he asks for another.
Barman asks, “What’s the party for?”
Man says, “Well, I got my first blowjob last night”
Barman – “Wow! Congratulations – have a round one the house!”
Man says, “Thanks, I’m still trying to wash the taste from my mouth”
Whats the fucking story rommers! been a while since i posted! been keeping tabs on the site though. Cant fucking wait for the new season to start so we can get back to watching our beloved reds! so the scouse scum have gotten rid of old cod face flaggin drinker and replaced him with a toad face in Brandan Todger cant fucking wait for that comedy club to keep us all entertained next season fucking scouse scum cunts. with there Pony tailed jager fart crack head Bandy Andy Carroll and Stevie fucking Cramps fucking klngon faced mutant cock cunts rave about him being this great player he got shat all over by Pirlo, useless overrated ginourmous vagina! and the tounament came to the inevitable end when the Underpants Gnomes Spain win again. Blubbotwatty i was delighted that dim witted twat was crying – (made his fucking silly postman comments a load of doggy shit) fucking wanker. Cant fucking wait to see the Kag in action hes gonna show that little poncey faced pubescent arrogant twatter Eddie Hizzard how to fucking be a model pro cunt can fuck off and join London Bus along with king kong cunt twerry! i hope that slanty faced creature gets locked up for his racist bullshit fucking big man fag. oh and luis the chipper ill cut your fucking teeth in half you fucking ugly half otter half human mutant!
Ha ha ha
Spurs announce signing of Andre Villas Boas as their new Manager.
Cedars
MyFace sucks fanny!! Twitter is just a way of keeping abreast of information. Only worth following people that don’t tend to spout shit. What….and What?!!
Underpants Gnomes
Welcome back, Gaz – how’ve you been?!
gaz
You fucking make me piss me self………… Genius
Ha Gaz. You fucking nutcase, Brandon Todger!
Great news about Berbatov. Watched a fair bit of Lewandovski and got to say wasn’t that impressed. No real pace or touch. Infact I failed to see what he offered at all apart from “being a handful”. Well Andy Carrol is a fucking handful.
Rooney never ceases to amaze me. Why the FUCK is he knocking about with that eton toff cunt Morgan. A fucking tosser who continually slags Fergie and United.
Jeet
Quality!!! Still can’t stop laughing
Funniest fucker without a doubt on here…………gaz …………Cracks the fuck out of me
A young couple are in their honeymoon room on the night of their wedding and the groom decides to show the new wife who’s in charge. With a flourish he whips off his trousers and throws them at her.
“Try those on!” he says.
the bride takes a look at her new hubby’s slacks and shakes her head.
“I can’t wear your trousers” she says, “they’re too big for me”
“that’s right” he replies with a smug smile. “Just you remember that I’ll be the one wearing the trousers in this relationship!”.
The bride thinks for a minute and then yanks off her knickers, throwing them at him with the same request.
“Try those on”
The groom picks them up but doesn’t even attempt it, shaking his head at how small they are.
“I can’t get into your knickers” he says.
“That’s right.” she replies “and you won’t until you change your fucking attitude”.
Sign Strootman….
@King Eric
To be honest, Piers Morgan is such a tragic wanker that I bet he saw Wayne and Coleen in the same restaurant or whatever and just went and crashed their party. Anything for a bit of attention.
Goodday all,just saw the movie SAFE HOUSE starring Denzel Washington and Ryan Reynolds.Tight script.Smashing cinematography.Quite believable acting.And when the character Tobyn Frost says to the character Weston ‘You’re better than me’ just before he dies…uhwee one of the greatest hollywood moments of all time for me.U guys ought to check it out.That is if u haven’t seen it already.Just when I thought Denzel couldn’t get any better he gone outdone himself.It’s got romance,intrigue,suspense,realistic car chase stunts in sunny South Africa, well choreographed fight scenes and most importantly a message.Someone on this thread made mention of ppl seeking fame on so many platforms such as twitter and adduced it as being ‘a sign of the times’.This movie is for those of us who would have it no other way than the ‘hard way’.And congrats to all Reds called up on Olympic duty.Hope u all return safe and sound for the coming season.Peace brethren.
As per the berba situation, it is still very possible that he will be sold before the window closes. Looking at the squad available for the tour, if i’m correct, sir alex is gonna leave behind totally every player who was called up for the euros and the olympics. So that leaves us with hernandez and kiko if berba doesn’t go which is pretty thin if you ask me. Plus, a star attraction is important for the tour as well which berba will help with in wayne’s absence and it keeps berba match fit for potential suitors. All in all, a win-win. Afterall, frazier campbell was loaned out after a certain preseadon tour as well
alright boys! been grand now! l fucking hate this time of year its a fucking cunt, cant wait even for Uniteds first pre-season game in south africa! i need my United drug!! Piers Morgan is a quiff faced tosser i hate that fucking david cameran look a like un-fucking funny fag. exactly KE what the fuck was Rooney doing hanging round that twat? The boys were back in yesterday any pics on who was there? best of luck to Fabio hope he gets in that QPR team and comes back as our permanent left back, concerned about cover for Paddy Evra if he gets an injury now though? will Fryers or Michael Keane get a go?
Gaz you fucking head case! Underpants Gnomes! Where dya get em from. Not at all disappointed in Berb staying, just don’t see why when he doesn’t get a look in? Probably a case of failing to attract any serious offer or decent enough deal. Did he and his agent not say a while back that they had to move in order to play? Strange one. Anyway, Sir Alex says that there are 2 more deals being worked on. Guessing that will be Baines and another midfielder if Berba is staying.
A bookish professor has a hot and horny wife. Everynight, the prof reads himself to sleep while his wife lies beside him, burning with desire. Frustrated at her hubby’s lack of interest, one night she dresses up in the hottest lingerie money can buy, and slides into bed beside the prof, who’s reading as usual.
“Mmm honey….I’m all wet,” she goes
Prof takes a look at her, goes totally wild-eyed and slides his middle-finger inside her panties……….
……………….before he takes it out and turns the page…
Shit was going to watch that movie now someone has ruined it
@mike kelly!
Cheers mate! they fucking reminded me of the Underpants Gnomes from an episode of South Park! fucking irritating little cunts!
Thank God we signed this lad. Go grab a Gold medal son!
Don’t think Berba will be here come the end of August. He’s not gonna get the games, and it’s pointless keeping him on the bench. For his own wellbeing, he needs to find a club.
De Gea is the only player who could make me support Span lol. He’s got steel and ability as shown last season, just hope he’s been eating steaks all summer as he does need to bulk up a bit!
As for the “masters of the Universe”, fair enough they dominant European football at the mo but Spain have only won TWO world titles in their history and one of them was for U-17 ffs. Respect where its due. Brazil have won 5 x World Cups, 5 x U-20 WC and 3 x U-17 WC. Thats THIRTEEN world titles at all levels. They’ve also got 5 x Copa America titles compared to Spain’s 3 x Euros, so in total its a bit premature to be re-writing history. Im sure the Germans and Italians agree! The real test will be Brazil 2014 anyway, lets see you go over there and play ticky tacky… and come home with the ball shoved up your arse Lol.
As for Berbatov, its a shame about his price tag and playing second/third/fourth fiddle, as given the chance he could lead United from the front. Just look back on his contribution 2 seasons ago when Wazza had a Wobbla, he produced the goods when he needed to. It has been unfair to solely blame him for the piss poor partnership with Rooney when it takes two, but as long as he’s happy to stay im glad he’s still here. He’ll benefit from our new look midfield, meanwhile Rooney needs to find his first touch as without it he looks half the player. Being banned for half the Euros didn’t help but we need him firing on all cylinders next season, so leave your 3 Foxes disappointment at the door mate, ta!
Special mention to Cap’n Vidic, he’ll be like a new signing and we did lack experience in the back four at times without him. Thorpe, Keane and Johnstone for England U-19 tonight. Everybody wants to rave about the plight of english football but maybe a bit more interest and funding in the youth game from the BROADCASTERS would improve things? Fair enough its on EuroSports later but hardly anyone will watch it and most who do are mainly thinking about future Club players not national performance. The whole thing needs reform but till then all the best to them, United lads in particular!
what really got under my skin, is carragher saying the likes of hart etc will be one of the worlds best keepers, as he did not see anyone coming any closer. Did he forget DDG?
…Is Exile on Main Street the greatest rock n roll album of all time?
“Won’t you be my little baaaby, foo-oor a while…”
Grooving
Jeet – Why did you have to go and throw them tumbling dice?
That’s how I get my rocks off, Willie…
Nick Coppack and Gemma Thompson just tweeted that the No 7 shirt will be announced at 5pm.
Any guesses?
Nick Coppack @nickcoppack
Visit http://ManUtd.com or watch MUTV at 17:00 BST to find out who will wear #mufc’s iconic no.7 shirt next season.
Gemma Thompson @gem7thompson
United fans out there – we’ve got another announcement for you at 17:00 BST. Tune in here, on http://ManUtd.com and on MUTV to find out.
Sorry Wayne,Its a pain when the cat is let out of the bag.Someone also ‘ruined’ it for me in the same manner.That didn’t stop me tho.Big Denzel fan.Even bigger after having seen the flick of which he was one of the executive producers.He sure’s getting better with age.Authentic Hollywood Legend.Hardworking chap.Pls do see the movie and I’ll make sure I don’t repeat such going forward.Safe bro.
Fuck! Just come back fit De Gea! Whats this about Berba?
GO ROONEY!!! HE IS MAN UTD’S WANKER!!!!!!!!!
‘Night, lads…keep it RED.
If y’all (company I work has Dallas HQ, lol) promise to be good boys, I’ll tell you the one about samir nasri and the camel tomorrow
Valencia got the number 7 shirt. Powell 25 and Kagawa 26.
NRD same old Berba shit, he is a god and Rooney is a wanker.
Can not wait to see Berba’s ass hit by the door as he goes!!!!!!!!!!
BERBA BLAH BLAHH BLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOME 142,392 POSTS ABOUT BERBA.
348 STORIES TUNED INTO BEBA FUCKING STORIES.
@Notorious
Fergie said he’ll be a part of the tour. Probably because we are short on big names as I speculated recently.
@Zibbie
Try decaf, lol.
Tony 7 cool
NO!!!!!!!!
My post at 16:55 has been moderated so here it is shortened:
Nick Coppack and Gemma Thompson just tweeted that the No 7 shirt will be announced at 5pm.
Any guesses?
Nick Coppack @nickcoppack
Visit http://ManUtd.com or watch MUTV at 17:00 BST to find out who will wear #mufc’s iconic no.7 shirt next season.
I think it will be Wayne or Nani if the current squad. Otherwise I would love it to go to Tom Cleverley, but know there will be arguments from some quarters.
Costas,
Is that confirmed mate. I just don’t see Tony V as a No7. Maybe for a year or 2, but odd if true.
REMEMBER SAF LAUGHING AT HIS POUTING ASS, THEN HITS PHLEAN TO LAUGH AT HIS SORRY ASS!!!!! BY BY BY BY BY!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ Costas- Is that it?
@ Zibbie- Fuck off. Had enough of reading your shit. all you have to say is Rooney Rooney I love Rooney. Bores me to fucking death. I asked a question to the blog no need for you to constantly have a fucking go. Just do one part timer.
Jeet – Stick the Exile album on and spark up a J!
Night mate.
NDR you can fuck youself
FUCK OFF TO YOU AND YOUR BERBA LOVE!!!!!
ROONEY IS MAN UTD BEST AND SAF CHOICE YOU FUCK OFF AND DIE AS SO MANY WANKERS WONT STOP ON BERBA!!!!!!!!
NRD so just jump in and a personal attack FELTERNATOR!!!
NDR TELL ALL WHO SLAG ROONEY TO FUCK OFF, THEY INDIRECTLY TELL SAF TO FUCK OFF!!!!!!!
@Notorious
Yeah that was it. Just something me and wayne have been speculating about recently. Oh and Galatasaray are rumored to be after him.
Nothing but Rooney bashing as you can see.
Costas come on you me all good. 2 3 regs talk some good stuff turns to Berbagasiam from left feild come numb nutz1
Lets look back, hum some 340 threads turn to Berba threads, what else is there to say???
NRD do not ask questions if the answer hurts, U asked about Berba? I told you MFO!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Zibbie
I have no problem with you and I don’t want arguements created over the stupidest of reasons. I haven’t seen any post here that refers to Berba and takes shots at Rooney. Berbatov is in the news today for a couple of reasons and sonce he’s still a UNited player, we are discussing them over here. Nothing to do with Rooney.
The Berba Question turns into 90% of the time slagging on the other players when people try to build Berba”s case. THAT WHAT AS A MAN UTD AND RoM FAN TURNS MY FUCKING STOMACH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kebab last post sums up my feelings NEXT!
Kebab never said it did.
Kebab I saw one of some 300 threads turning into a Berba thread nuff said.
Fuck me sideways.
Except this time it hasn’t Zibbie. You just want it to so you can get off on slagging people on here. This is a blog to do with Manchester United. Which include all current players irrespective of their playing time or how YOU feel about it.
If you don’t like that or the ROM readers just simply fuck off or don’t read its not hard. And your comment was hardly the truth just
“bile from your mouth”
Now go turn your stomach elsewhere.
@Zibbie
No doubt his issue has been discussed to death over here in the past. But that shouldn’t stop anyone from bringing him up when there’s something new to be addressed. Can’t change what happened in previous threads (and lets not forget that some of his critics often threw the first stone so to speak), but what’s done is done. He won’t be around much longer anyway.
I slashed fuck out of him and I’m right.Pleased he is going to the Olympics with Spain it wont cost us any goals.Hope Lindguard stays fit all season proper goalie.
Just you NRD just you cunt!
JUST GOT BACK IN FROM BEATING A DEAD HORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
De gea is United’s number one. Linde is a good back up option, but not in the same class as DDG.
That probably means De Gea will miss the start of the season for United amirite?.