After Wes Brown and John O’Shea were sold in the summer, Jonny Evans had a wake up call, and admitted he might only have one more season left at the club if he didn’t improve on his 2010-2011 form.
When Nemanja Vidic got injured in December it should have ended United’s title hopes. The fact that United have the best defensive record in the league this season, conceding just five more goals than City, speaks volumes about the way he has played with Rio Ferdinand.
Evans has expressed his delight at his improving form and acknowledges maybe he shouldn’t have been so honest at the start of the season.
“Maybe I was too honest and shouldn’t have said that,” he told the official website. “But that was an honest opinion of myself, I guess. Every player goes through that. It was up to me to find a way to get through it. It was a challenge for me and everybody needs to be challenged. You either rise to it or you don’t, and if you don’t then you don’t deserve to be at a club like Manchester United. Those are the sorts of challenges everybody here faces – when that happens it’s up to you to try and raise your game and get back into the team.”
Man Utd News 24/7
We surely don’t have the best defensive record in the league if we’ve let in 5 more goals than City, huh?
Other than that glad we kept Evans and that the lad improved.
Time to redeem yourself next week Jonny.
longest fucking week
ever
Nowt wrong with being honest Jonny lad. Especially when you have proved people wrong. Nice one Jonny.
Johnny is such a humble and honest player himself. Really love him. But also feel he has a long way to go to be a top player the likes of Vida and Rio. Still couldn’t be in a better place and I have full confidence in the lad. Hope Smalling bounces back from his injury as well. Next year will be very interesting if all 4 are fit.
Honesty is the best policy. At least your not deluding yourself with your own self importance like many professional footballers these days. Well done Johnny, Keep up the good work.
Evening reds around the world..
Have to say, this has been the most consistent season for Jonny bar that city game and few others in terms of playing and performance..
Hello Costas and King Eric..
Hey Kings,
Happy birthday mate..Hope you having the best time…easy mate, hang over 3?
Does he mean we have the 2nd best defensive record? If so, hopefully come next Tuesday morning, our defensive record will be equal with city!!!
Nice one Johnny lad.
I think he’s overrated.
FletchTHEMAN,
if all 4 are fit,
yup it will be interesting..
I m more curious how him and Vidic will perform as a pair..
Reading the game has been the lad’s trade – and Vida will complementing through his physical and aerial superiority..
exciting times ahead..
Smalling is kind of a forgotten player this year
Injuries have held him back this season..
‘sandeep1878′ i reckon smalling comes in for rafael at RB against bitters next wk. what do you think.
Willie – Ha.
Sandeep – Good evening mate. Hope you are well.
Alright Mike!!
Willie,
he is not only over rated, but under performing as well
##
Media is full of shit such as how Sir Alex has become tired of rafael and ready to drop him for City game..
Give me a break..they talk as if the lad has done the biggest sin..
I hope the lad starts, i dont want to see Valencia at Right back, in a plan that might accommodate Nani and Young on wings…
On the topic of honesty….
Researchers in Florida have confirmed today they found the ever elusive “G-Spot” on a disected female cadavor. Best not let the missus find out about this one, I’ve been trying for years to convince her it’s in her mouth
reddevil_83
Hello pal,
Well, i m not sure how to put this, but starting Smalling without having game time under his belt might be very risky..Especially when he isnot having the best season with injuries and game time..
I would think Sir Alex will stick with Rafael..
His understanding with valencia has been fantastic over the last 2 months or so..
and i m not expecting much of our attack through the middle in this game, so it is important to have the wingers and wing backs who have played good number of games..
I think it will be too much to ask of smalling to have a go in such crunch game..
I would keep the same back four…
Top, top lad is Evans. Similar to our very own De Gea, takes character to have your name dredged through the media circus, only to accept the need to improve and prove them all wrong. Go’on Johnny, get stuck in on Monday!
King Eric..
I m okay mate,
how’s you and wee Tom..how months old is he now?
Wille
He can’t be overrated as he was never rated. Tits for feet that lad and Shit hair. Have to drop him.
Sandeep- how are you pal?
Eh up King Eric. Looking forward to getting stuck into James’ cigars week Sunday!!
“and i m not expecting much of our attack through the middle in this game, so it is important to have the wingers and wing backs who have played good number of games”
that’s an excellent point. i did not think of that.
i did have sh-tty’s height advantage in mind though and how smalling could cope with that though
No one biting? He he. Hoping rocket Ronnie knocks the Germans out! still annoyed at our exit 2 years ago, at Bayern’s hands.
Evans is overrated, Terry is under-handed, Willie is stir-crazy.
Or, to be precise, Robben’s left foot!
blatant stupid handball in the box by bayern, and Ronaldo proves he’s better than Messi by making his penalty…
Willie
That was Carrick and Rafaels fault. Should have fucked them both off after that game. They’ve been on a downward spiral ever since the nowty fuckers!!
JC
Wasn’t as blatant as that Wigan cunt!
One thing is for sure.
I’m not over rated at all
I think some Happy Birthdays are in order!
So where’s the cake gentlemen?
Who’s getting old?
M19ke,
I m good pal, thanks. hope you are well my friend..
Long long wait for the biggest game of the season…
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reddevil_83
well, after the Jelavic goal, this height factor of Rafel is come into picture..not right..
We made the mistake of letting in that cross to start with where Nani was caught sleeping..
and then Rafael was late and lets not take anything away from the special header by Jelavic..
sometimes Sir alex and we think from psychological view..
and in that case, Smalling’s goal VS bitters in the shield game come into picture..
I just saw the last game squad, Smalling was on the bench, i was not aware..
So you never know if we start with Smalling..
One more factor is Ashley Young, the lad has been in the good form in the last 45 days or so, right from that cross where he set Giggsy winner in the game against Norwich..
I feel he dint feature because of the diving bill he is getting from the media..
He could well be in the team if we are looking for some flair..
Nani has had memorable moments against City and he looks in decent form off late…
its a tricky selection between Valencia – nani – Young.
Danny Welbeck should be the first name on the sheet for this game..
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____Carrick____Scholes
Valencia____Rooney____Nani
_______Danny______
Carrick, scholes and Rooney will be up against Yaya and Nasri/Silva…
its a fascinating battle…
If only my Football Manager Manchester United team was the real one
I’m bonkers Albert!
Mikey12 – Sell them all off!
Rocket Ronnie scores again lol.
2 goals for Ronnie!
Messi IS overrated!
Bonkers for spoons and other stirring implements.
and we are in for a Ronaldo hatrick i feel…
Go on Ronnie, screw the typical Bayern…
Valencia is awesome and has had an awesome season but his last few games he’s not looked great. Possibly Nani right and young left with the potential to become a little more central if needed?
Evening Mike
Kings and STR
Evening MG me old mucker.
Willie and mike,
not Just Carrick and Rafael, it was Van der Sar as well
MG – Evening! Apple crumble and custard at Scott’s expense.
Kings wants some lager! 
Mike
Are you ready for Monday?
I’m ready – I have been wearing my United shirts once a day since Saturday.
Never fails to lift the spirits up
I’ve got my Solskjaer shirt ready for Monday.
MG is in the zone. Come on city let us have you!
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Sandeep
That lanky streak of piss!! Don’t get me started on him!! Useless fuck!!
Penalty Bayern!!
Penalty..Bayern..game on?
Robben and Ronaldo >>> Messi!!! Little flea fucker!!
Evening all
Alberto Rossi – Just saw your reply on the Best thread from this morning, you make me laugh mate your posts are brilliant.
MikeKelly12- Valencia is unreal mate, i can see a Young and Tony V combo on Monday, work rate over guile.
Willie
Apple crumble and Custard
Yum yum
I’ll have some of that!
Kings I would buy you larger – after me and Costas have fed you all some Kebabs.
Soft but a dumb play by Pepe to give the ref the option. Unbelievable that Casillas didn’t get to that, he’d cheated over at least 2 feet to the right and got both hands to the ball and it still went in, good power by Robin.
What a game this is! Robben scores a penalty. Come on Ronnie!
Little bit edgy in Madrid
Still can’t believe how the fuck we lost to them – but it was that goal before half time that really did it – even down to 10 men we would have hung on
Anyway, we need three performances like that from now on for this 20
Minus the sending off
Come on UNITED – right behind you REDS!
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Game almost resembles our match sunday, RM is blinding going forward but then lazy getting back leaving huge spaces out wide for the crosses or drives into the box.
I was talking about Bayern above
Sorry! Didn’t mean to be confusing!
Giggs12
I’d start with the pair of them too but knowing Sir Alex, he always throws up something different. All Nani’s better performances have come from the right? You never know. Maybe his surprise will be Owen on the bench coming on to grab the winner!!
Another penalty (for Bayern) that’s 3 altogether so far!
Giggs12Gerrard0 – Cheers mate!
What has happened to Maureen and company… Madrid an absolute shambles at the back tonight.
I still think Madrid will win this because of – RONALDO
This is our version of crazy golf! End to end madness!
MG
That goal before half time and that last minute goal in Germany when we switched off and let that fucking little brick Olic score. If it had been a boxing match that match at OT would have been stopped long before the half time whistle!!
So what are we saying here?
Madrid v Bayern
Sex?
I frigging love Evans…….So happy he finally shoved it down the doubters throats
Mike
I agree of course add the Rooney injury and suddenly…
That year we would have done some amazing things – Rooney sort of like the Ronaldo role that year and his injury just knocked us out – though I still can’t understand why SAF started him at OT – we would have had that game without Rooney…
Maybe he may have been fit for Blackburn…
Hey I guess that’s football though bloody ifs and buts
Fuck that let’s do it the United way on Monday
Nothing else or less
Everything that has happened before the Monday game has gone it’s a past – it’s finished.
We have three games to win this title let’s just go.
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Fuck me ozil is a dead ringer for Marty Feldman!!
Cedars – don’t you start with Evans!! Dont you read the papers?? He’s shit!
Mike
I know he is mate, I just feel compelled to give him support, you know just in case he improves!!!! ha ha
Come on Bayern, do one and dump the virus and that smug face Mureen out
Off topic
A year 10 lad in my form, proper rough arse and not the brightest button in the box, went to see the iron lady film the other day…. Daft cunt thought it was the sequel to iron man 2!!! Haha daft fucker!!
Good night reds..
Evans is still shit…so is carrick..
Ronnie to score a hatrick..
Good night ROM
He’s a few straws short of a thatcher, that boy.
Mike
The lad must have scouse blood in him, seems like the perfect explanation
Night Sandeep!
Mike
Margaret Thatcher as Tony Starks wife?
Sounds about right mate
Sandeep
Night pal
Cedars – you and your support pal. It wont catch on you know !!
Albert – haha. He got a whole few hours of thatcher. I never asked when he realised some bloke in a flying suit wasn’t going to be appearing.
MG – if ifs and buts were pots and pans there’d be no need for tinkers!
Night Sandy
Never trusted him, even though he had a good season ..He always seems to be not sure what he’s doing and seems to rush into opponent players like a headless chicken..I don’t want to be hard on him and i really want to come here and eat the humble pie someday but i just can’t forget what Vidic offered week in week out.
Cedars
No mate, right little manc toe rag!!
Sat here at half time thinking…. Football just doesn’t excite me in nearly the same way when United aren’t playing!!! Imagine if I supported someone else? Football would be meaningless.
Jonny too trusting!
Mike
You are so right there mate!
TK99
You’ve been proved wrong go eat your humble pie your post makes no sense
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I never trusted stock brokers and real estate agents, always running around me like headless chickens to close off their deals
Gomez and Fester are real trouble for Madrid!
Mike
I hear you, just imagine if you were born a blue nosed bitter?!!
I never trusted sylvester sneakley from Penelope Pitstop!! I was right too, turned out to be the hooded claw!!
Mike – she would have banished Messi, Tevez and Heinze; sent them home on an ICBM.
People watch the weirdest movies. I mean, what about The Titanic?
I bet it sinks. It’s so obvious.
“I’m trying to escape! I’m trying to get out! I can’t swim! I’m freezing!”
She won’t make it. Don’t connect to her, she dies in the next scene.
As for The Iron Lady, rust never sleeps.
Cedars
Don’t even joke about that!! Getting nauseous just thinking about it!!
Albert
I want to know how Celine Dion escaped the icy waters!! Fucking bitch!!
This is difficult for me to say
But my heart will go on…
Did Ronaldo come out for this second half?
Oi, lay off Celine Dion, she brings out the romantic in me!! ha ha
Cedars
You big love bear you!
Cedars
Thought you’d be more Barry White!!
MG
What can I say, I am a dim lights and a candle lit dinner type of a person!
If Ribbery and Lescott put their heads together they’d complete a hair cut!!!
Cedars
Is that so the bright lights don’t wake her from her rahypnol slumber?!?!
Cedars
You love her just the way she is…
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
And she can’t get enough of your love!
And you are her first and last her everything
Mike
Ha ha ha you bugger……………
I’m good I am
The walrus of love
MG
Barry White brings out the ‘Ya baby’ in me ‘show me the lovin’
Where is the burger ?
Oh wait read it wrong!
Cedars
So in football terms you are a Devil bu as far as love is concerned you’re a God!
Lovely combination that.
MG / Mike
By special request….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcd3XuQwDQQ
Are we looking at extra time? Or will someone nick it. I know he fucked us off but I think Benzema could do a job in the Prem !
Gomez you plumb!!
I’m not nervous. I don’t know why I should be on edge. I mean come on, the season starts somewhere, and ends somewhere, its all the same. And what’s this “squeaky bum time” ?
Oops! Sorry! That was me. It just burst out, without warning and self-announced!
Cedars
I’ll buy you that jacket!
Cedars
Haha… That bloke really was the love Walrus!!
Apologies if this has already been discussed but I have only just seen it myself on sky news on my phone. Apparently some sick Leeds scum fans have put some crap on Facebook mocking the Munich air crash. Fucking fuming as Facebook refuse too remove it.
Bell bhat can I shay?
Is feel ah hension from he Bernabeau no?
Storming Norman
Not heard about it but anything those scum bastards fails to surprise me. Sick fuckers! Fuck Leeds Fuck Facebook !!
MG / Mike
Love walrus indeed and I would love that jacket!! ha ha Like MG said I’ve the best of both worlds, a Devil at times yet a god of sorts at others!!
End of the day, I am just blessed to be in love with UNITED
Something About United.
Storming Norman
Nothing those low life, vile, disgusting, demented sick fuck leeds fans do surprises me…I hope all those sick fuckers rot in hell
I’ll drink to that one Cedars
Lemon ice tea from my man James!
Speaking of James where is number 21?
Come on Gomez, put an end to their misery
Mikey12 – Do you think Gomez was suffering from squeaky plumb time?
MG
Harvesting his cigars for the Swansea match!!
MG
Last I heard, our man Jimmy James has been busy doing refresher training programs….The Noise is always with us in spirit
Madrid are gonna get mullered now! Tommy is on!
Well then Gentlemen,
MG salutes James, man on a mission ready with his cigars – we are going to love it when our plan comes together!
James, salut!
Outraged Manchester United fans have attacked Facebook for refusing to remove a page mocking the 1958 Munich air disaster in which 23 people died- including 11 players and staff.
The group , ‘I like to Munich Munich’ is named after the 90s pop song ‘I like to move it move it’.
It appears to have been set up by Leeds United fans and contains hundreds of slurs against Manchester United, mainly based on the 1958 air disaster.
The groups picture has the words “ha ha” above a picture of the wreckage of the aircraft.
The page has more than 1,200 ‘likes’.
The above is a part of the sky report. WTF
Willie
Squeaky plum time!! Haha. Like it.
Khdeira looks like a horses ass!! With the Bayern suspensions Real Madrid will be better equipped to do the rent boys!!
Big game bottler is on, Higuain!
Norman
1,200 sick bastards made up of Leeds, Liverpool and city scum! Lets invite the fuckers to a little get together in town and see how the cunts “like” that!
I’ll bring the telephone directories, face-book will take on a new meaning.
Albert
Like it!!
MikeKelly12
I doubt the faceless scum who make these kind of sick comments would have the bottle. Didn’t a sick fuck go to prison recently for comments made about Fabrice Muamba? For some reason mocking out Munich dead doesn’t seem to count as bad.
Squishy plumbs time. Pens!! Cue a German victory!!
After these 2 semis think people have to reassess just how good La Liga,Barca and Real are,both are supposed to be head and shoulders above every other team,I don’t see it.
Let’s be honest Rent Boys are shit
WOW just wow, great match great suspense, great saves.
good lord Ramos, been taking penalty kick lessons from Charlie Adam??
Germans win penalty shoot outs!! Simple!
No Spanish teams in the final of the CL, I knew they were overrated!
Well well well, smug face Mureen misses out, good riddance, Ronaldo misses a pen in yet another important shoot out…. The ‘two best teams’ in the world knocked out…..
Now all that is left is for Bayern to rip the renties to shreds
Football is the winner this week
JC. LOL. Nice one.
Barca beaten by shit team in 6th in the Prem. Real beaten by a team 8 points behind the German champions Dortmund!! Prem & Bundesliga >>>>> La Liga!!!
Germans always win on penalties! Should be too strong for Chelsea on home soil. So much for La Liga being the best league in the world!
The premiership has one team there at least!
Ugh. What a shitty final this will be.
Come back to United Ronnie! At least we make up for your spineless penalties!
Just the final that I was hoping for and I look forward to Chelshit losing again in the final. Mind you, Im not at all happy with seeing Bayern in the final. I dont like “those Germans”! But I’ll take them over Chelshit any day of the week.
Giggs12
Don’t mind football being the winner this week as long as United are the winners next week!!
Right, 4 more nights before its match day, the proper match with a proper team taking part…
Night fellas, just going to doze off to some boring movie….
UNITED
I need Adam Sandler’s remote control. The wait is killing me!
Yes!!! Bayern
JC- Maybe ha ha
Albert Ross- Where is Chase?
Champions League Final 2012 FC Barcelona vs Real Madrid Oops ha ha
Good Night Cedros
Don’t mention gas refresher course. You think you know it all until you go on these courses.
Cigars are all ready and rolled on the thighs of a Newmarket slapper. COME ON REDS!
Night Cedros
Hello soren!
James!
Evans is improved and will no doubt be even better beside Vidic.
Evans still has areas of his game that need massive improvement.
- He needs to be like Rio and time his tackles precisely and less of the lazy leg sticking out.
- Impose his physical presence on strikers, getting stuck in with force sets the mood !
- Further improve his aerial presence and heading clearances.
- Use experience to read the game.
It will come with age,24-34 is his prime and he will get even better. Cmon Jonny !!!!
Give that Kunt and Aguero Hell !
StormingNorman,
Heard a bit about that on a BBC red wednesday. Pretty shocking and has some reds hopping mad.
Might surface at the monday do as well. City fans been known to rub that way as well.
Facebook should really look at itself if they can’t see fit to pull this site down.
It is hate speech. No doubt.
Hola MG
How are you?
James21- cohiba, montes or cuaba?. Love them .
James
As long as we’re inhaling the sweet taste of success with these hogies, I don’t mind if they’ve been rolled in the arse crack of a deansgate bum or a gypo whore!
Right, time for my beauty sleep. Night RoM.
soren
I have been running around looking for him everywhere, but he’s always right behind me!
Here is a link to the Sky story on this Facebook page mocking the Munich Air Disaster. http://news.sky.com/home/uk-news/article/16216132
Despicable
Ha ha ha
I’m right here soren!
Ha ha ha
I’m okay I hope you are okay too
Hola!
Night Mike!
A new story claims that the Facebook page mocking victims of the Munich Air Disaster is finally taken down after a day of increasingly strident outrage finally made Facebook reconsider its position.
http://www.lbc.co.uk/munich-page-taken-down-amid-growing-outrage-54090
So as Papii would say:
Chelsea manager for United aptly assisted by Bayern manager as number 2
Fletch
They are sick bastards
I would not mock there dead they can rest in peace however those fuckers alive who mock the Munich dead can fucking go ahead to in fucking hell
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Night Mike
It always will be.
Albert Ross haha
Yes I’m right behind REAL smartalex TM
Hmm, reading that page more carefully now. Seems Facebook didn’t take it down at all. The fun loving idiot who created it did.
Guess Facebook has it’s principles
MG- I’m fine tks mi amigo.
What mean Issa? he he
FletchTHEMAN
Spot on, it is hate speech. If the same song was used to mock religion or race would Facebook not have removed the page. I hope the people responsible for this are punished accordantly.
soren
Issa means Mancini’s first word to a nonsense conversation
Still have no idea what the Albert smartalex deal is because every now and then smartalex pops up
It reminds me of the Exorcist were the demon takes over the little chicks body but let’s her speak every now and again.lol
Papers saying that Danny Welbeck with get a 3x pay rise. Also saying youngster Norwood will sign a one year extension and that Richie De Laet is probably off this summer.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2135139/Danny-Welbeck-closing-2-5m-Manchester-United-deal.html
wayne
I don’t believe that the smartalex that pops up is smartalex
I believe that having had enough of his name being taken to the cleaners by sachu the idiot, REAL smartalex went and came back as Albert Ross
I believe he doesn’t clearly come out just in case sachu the demented Brevik comes back and takes that name.
I maybe wrong but I’d like to believe that I have a very dear friend back – like many others I have.
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MG- With reason, he repeat that a lot ha ha
Yes, that’s what I think also (smartalex)
Completely off topic but I’m just watching some games of this Eden Hazard lad. My word. He is brilliant. I really hope we sign him. He can be a big investment that will pay off in leaps and bounds. PLEASE Fergie don’t let the sky blue bastards snatch this one away from us.
Fletchtheman. good link you posted there. What a disgrace to football leeds united fans are. I don’t even bother to give them any of my time because they are irrelevant and are still holding on to a rivalry that does not even exist anymore just for the sake of wanting to be relevant. We have bigger fish to fry than some useless yorkshire scum.
MG I have no doubt Albert is smartalex never thought about the fake smartalex still being around so by your deductions a fake Albert is on the way,you should be able to figure out a script out of this
soren
He sure does soren! He’s trying to unnerve us – I hope we burn his supposed mind games once and for all on Monday.
soren you mean Albert Ross?
Take care soren, time to go and get ready for school tomorrow
Hope you have a good rest of the day!
And to you too Manchester United, wherever you are, be RED
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Yes Albertalex smartross
Good night my friend
Dulces sueños
wayne
On roll:
I’m writing: The Long Walk Home – screenplay
The God App – screenplay
The Bravest Princess – Novel
The Valiant Vegetables Army/The Fabulous Fruit Co. – children’s books
Phew!
Researching The Busby Babes
And after that if I have some time I’ll figure out the script as mentioned
Take care mate
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soren
Good night whenever it comes to you too!
Now I really am off or else I’ll just goodnight the night away without going to sleep!
Blessed to have great friends
MG bows to United family wherever you are
19 and out…
danny- About Eden Hazard, this the most credible rumor of all.
You to mate good luck with your projects
My pen name is Halibut Cross, but I thought I’d shorten it to Albert Ross, to save time typing.
Also, the albatross is a lovely seabird with beautiful plumage.
Even nicer the Norwegian Blue.
My crow bar is coining it, with early-bird specials flying off the shelves. Life is good!
I saw Icarus the other day, he asked me to give you all his regaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Good night Republik.
It’s using the trees. Like a hunter? Whats out there, Billy? We’re all gonna die. Fuck off Billy! It’s just one man. Whatever is out there, ain’t no man.
Night Halibut Cross
Life is good! I agree
Adios
Sandeep1878 – Hello my friend. Thanks for the birthday wishes. Yeah I had a good time thanks mate – plenty of water consumed before climbing in to eliminate any threat of a hangover! Hope you are well. Roll on Monday.
FletchTHEMAN – Hello mate. Replied to both you and Berbatundy on the Stats thread expressing my thanks for the birthday wishes.
MG – Hello mate. Yeah I’ll wolf down some kebabs as well as a half duck with some pancakes, then wash it down with a few lagers!
I pray for either of these wonderful moments on Monday: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x9X1WMXSPQ&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbCRf6HtQNo&feature=related
Ha ha – No way Jose !!!! Go hide in the laundry basket – Bayern v Chelsea. At home. Chelsea cannot beat Bayern. Sit back. Enjoy. I am glad all the RM, Barca hype has got a pie in the face and I am glad a premier league team is in the final. Now lose Chelsea. The point has been made.
How cool is Bastien Schwiensteiger.
Also Evans – focus on next game son, you were also at fault v Everton and we can’t afford any more slip ups.
MG
Jupp I agree with you, Heyneckles would be triffic no.2.
I hear Charlie Adam’s stray penalty killed Gaddafi, lets hope Sergi Ramos’s pen knocks those eyebrows off Alastair Darling.
Stop lying you’re a virgin.
The underdog has won twice in the CL.
However the dog looks like winning Spanish league. Let’s hope its same for us. City will be inspired by Chelsea v Barcelona and mentally will be totally up for this. They are a strong team and tight defensive unit on form with that spark of creativity from Silva, Aguero and Tevez and the old Barca boy Toure is world class.
Our wingers and forwards will need to shine. I think City pitch is quite a bit narrower than ours so our wing play will not have the same room and they can crowd us out easier. Can’t see us winning it in MF, they will be stronger there. Defence will need to be tighter than a ducks bottom and track the runs from Aguero and Tevez and we will need to hassle for 95 minutes like a prime bitch. We also need more interchange and movement amongst the forwards and a few moments of magic from a Rooney or Nani. Exciting!
@ Clint – it doesn’t count when you do it with yourself.
He’s like Frank rubbery in the sack!
Morning reds around the world..
so shall we wank now – the so called Spanish domination is over..
Penalty and Germans winning..no surprise there at all..
and the term ” MANCHESTER UNITED” was coined on this day in 1902..
This was the day (+ or – 2 days) we abandoned Green and Gold and then came the famous Red and White..
Manchester United
Manchester united
When was the last time ze germans lost a shootout? ‘Typical germans’, no doubt about that
Not only does my dream scenario of jose ramming it up roman’s arse go kaput, but now I am a bit scared as well, cos correct it if I’m wrong, but no one has ever won it at home?
Post match press conference that’s as haggard and down i’ve ever seen Maureen,still funny how he has a dig at Barca he really hates them
It just shows germans have the nerve of steel while others wither and crumble under intense pressure. I think the fact people keep saying “Germans never lose a pen” only further destroys the confidence of their opposition in a shoot out situation while strengthening theirs significantly.
Jeet,
Morning pal,
yeah you are right,
in the current format since 1992 no team has won it at home..
in all time records,
Madrid and Inter are the only two teams to have it won at home..
Madrid in 1956 and Inter in 1964.
back then it was called European cup..
Well at least Jack ass Terry is banned from lifting the cup if they win. Maureen is a bitch, great to see that self loving wanker and wanker creator taking a kick up the backside.
Jose – “That’s why my heroes at Chelsea are in my mind and why Chelsea deserve to be in the final.” – eh – trying to claim credit for an x in the final Maureen? Twat, first you said they had no chance, now they r your Chelsea ie you did it really.
Moriniho only manages to get a semi….Again
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NBI Red Onion..
yup its his 4th Semis defeat..
Good day mate
Danny and Soren,
Eden is an incredible player..
He has got pace, skills and he is still young and a decent lad..
Would be great if we are really after him..
He can be a great partner with Tom C in midfield..
the lad is really class, his vision, ball possession, skills and pace are superb…
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Smartalex,
when you coming back mate?
Good day indeed @ Sandeep! I am interested in your fact re home team CL wins, I hope that Chelsea r on the end of a new stat. I agree re Eden, I hope he does live up to the hype however, not sure how he would fit in at United and who would give way for him. I diagree re you asking @ smartalex back – though he seems to be here – he is complete ego maniacal wanker as far as I am concerned.
I also read SAF is thinking of taking the lads to wales for a break. Hmmm, will that work before this game, do they really need to be protected from the hype, won’t being together just hype it more as what else will there be to discuss.
http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Eden-Hazard-flattered-by-Manchester-United-interest-article895376.html
NBI
Yup read about the 2 days trip to Cardiff…
Not a bad thing, we still Saturday, Sunday and Monday to prepare for the game..
2 days cooling off period before the biggest game is not a bad idea..esp when you are cooling off mentally..
On thread , ahead of Monday i hope Jonny Evans realises he faces the prospect of immortality if he can produce a barn storming defensive display . This will take away the ache still felt from the last derby . Give it all Big Lad !!
Has to be Bayern this time . As a nuetral it will be a great game to watch .
NBI Red Onion-on Talk Sport this morning , they said they are trying to see if he is allowed to lift it if they win
Albert Ross- Ha Halibut Cross, love it
@wiuru: Sorry, pal – but I cannot be a neutral when the bluescum are playing a CL final…
Jupp I am a virgin….like the virgin mary. I make love through immaculate ejaculation.
Come again?
Daily mail p 72
Mario and his brother in identical clothes and dyed Mohicans . What a sight , city must be so proud.
Papii,
the joke is over?
Eventually, Mourinho will become the only manager in history to lift the European Cup with 3 different teams. Maybe he’s destined to do it as our manager…
Costas
You forgot to add ‘God forbid’ at the end of your post!
4 more days to go…
That eden hazard goals record is impressive. 109 so far for lille and bountiful of assists to add. He’s simply a match winner and you never have enough of those in your team. His dribbling ability, technical skills, touch and awareness are all top notch. He’ll cost an absolute bomb but he’ll improve this united team in a creative sense but strengthening in other places is also required. i’d assume a lot more teams will scramble for his signature. If FERGIE wants him, he better have had an agreement in place or another long drawn saga commences.
Jeet
Fuck off, I had it in my mind that its only 2 days to go!
@Cedars
Hey, if it’s destiny you can’t fight it.
I think i meant 46goals, giving him more eulogy than he actually deserves ha. Anyway this is probably another non story by the daily mirror. one quote and they drag it on like he will definitely arrive.
Sammy Sam Samuel
What position does Hazard play in exactly? Never seen him in action to be honest so I am clueless!
Costas
Trust me mate, I will fight it!! Remember my swim and walk promise?
@Cedars
Heh, I know you will mate. Personally speaking, he wouldn’t be my first choice. But I have a feeling that that’s who Fergie has suggested as his successor.
Clint’s Papii
Good day! I know it is just a bit of fun, and you mean no harm. However, it’s not as funny for those who’s beliefs are trampled in the process. There are millions of devout catholics that support and love United as much as those fans who’s religious beliefs differ from theirs. The Virgin Mary is as sacred to them as any deity you care to mention is sacred to those who believe.
No harm meant, I am sure. Likewise, the spirit of this message is to make people happy.
ps To any other readers of this comment. Do not rebuke me for this message, it is not for you.
Clint’s Pappi and I are well able to reach fair resolution in this currently minor matter. Thanks.
I think it’s time I stop lurking around and start actually commenting. But for now, pointless comment is pointless. Hello ladies and gentle men.
Prove people wrong by doing it on Monday please
Yep that’s smartalex
Good Morning Manchester United
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NBI doesn’t like this smartalex character.
What one is he talking about, though? 
onions are red, violets are blue,
smartalex hatred, just like sachu.
if rhyme is a crime well then I’m doing time
but verse is not worse than the curse you immerse
your game is to blame still the same taking aim
show no class, truth is sparse, just the farce from your arse