Ever Wondered What It Would Feel Like To Lift The Premiership Trophy?

why would they sign Vronin…some questions have no answers

@Dave:
That is full of awesomeness.
I took the liberty of conclude it:

Any United supporters > Liverpool FC

Bastard it has spoiled my punchline. I just saw the title prior to opening the page and was about to put “yes and so do Liverpool”. Fucking clowns.

Just gone on their site. Fuck me, as somebody pointed out before the only range they seem to do of everything is “El Nino” and the thug. No wonder they are so skint, their marketing dept is a piss take.

First shity fans about tevez , now this…I think their entire team (with the reserves+fsw) entered the competition.LOL

We all know that ‘Pool have never had a team good enough to win the EPL, despit the stort-sighted and immature comments from many of their fans. What is often over-looked is that this situation stems from an incompetent Board of Directors.
Looking back over the past 20 years, the errors made at Board level in that time have had a large bearing on Liverpool’s lack of on-field competitiveness. The biggest mistake by far was the decision not to get started on ground improvements shortly after the governments decision to insist on all-seating stadiums. Some clubs, including UTD had the foresight to recognise how this would impact on the game in England. These were the clubs who started planning for the future then. Liverpool sat on their hands and did nothing. Today they are paying for it. It’s no use the manager complaining that UTD have more money to spend on the team – that is all down to their Board’s lack of vision.
Pushing this promotion is another example of how Liverpool constanly make themselves look like fools.And most UTD fans are laughing their socks off.

How great it is too see these dippers running these competions, they can only dream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

phaka sa red

u must be shitting me tevez 47 mil…

i know you probably get asked this all the time but…

if you were going to have sex with a woman who was half-fish like a mermaid, would you prefer top-half fish or bottome half fish like the traditional mermaid stereotype:
i mean, picture it,
cute ass, great legs but one ridiculously freaky top half with big dead looking fish eyes
or
classic mermaid but you basdically half to… ahem, nudge nudge wink wink… into a fish

sorry wrong website.
what i meant to say was…
yeah those liverpool guys are strange people

come off it mate – Ahh I have just read your second post. Question is what bloody site was that meant for? Strange.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahhaha

@footy4eddy
Suicide apparently, i always thought he was a top keeper, terrible news.

@Footy4Eddy

You forgot to mention their ridiculous fans (beach ball incident). Without the bitters and the dippers deluded fans, the league would be humourless. If they get relegated they’ll be missed dreadfully. The dippers have been wondering what it would feel like to lift the premiership trophy since since the 90s, and still do.

Original one below. (It was interpreted/changed to avoid hullabaloo.)

Well now is your chance, because to celebrate the renewal of the Barclays Premier League sponsorship until 2013, Barclays are pityingly offering 20 fans from anywhere in Merseyside the once-in-a-life-time opportunity to win the Barclays Premier League for once, for the first time, for a whole day.
To enter, simply complete your details by clicking on the unfamiliar long sought trophy >>

Terms and Conditions apply.*
*Note: This competition is only open to fans, and any official premier league players are restricted to apply for this promotion.

Priceless!!!!! Get ure picture taken wiv a beachball too!!!

Why would liverfool bring this on themselves lmaoo . They have probably realised its their only way.

i have lifted it once or twice, more times than jaymo and stevie

are those ryan giggs’ arms holding up the trophy in the advert?

it just keeps getting better the more i look at it!

Robert Enke, R.I.P.

@20Legend “get ur picture taken with a beachball”
Hahahaha…. Lol man…yeah I would do that
Dipper Screwing beachball would be a nice addition to the photo album.

@ King Eric
I’ve been thinking about your earlier post about all the merchandising and marketing built around “El Ninaaa”

I guess all the hernia and groin problems that he’s suffering is because he now has to take all the cunt-pounding from stevie me. Earlier Xabi alonso was there to share the load with him whenever Saint Gerraaaard got horny. Now all the ass-pounding comes the way of poor El Nina. And with liverpoo on such a terrible run off late, poor Stevie me must be in need of some consoling!

thought this would give everyone a laugh…

1238 GMT: Barcelona midfielder Yaya Toure will not be joining Manchester City after his agent Dimitri Seluk stated that “bigger clubs” are interested in the player.
Full story: Sky Sports

http://www.tribalfootball.com/man-utds-evra-world-cup-france-better-champs-league-435651

France > United as it seems for the player.

Manci yanky and Red Devil – Ha ha nice one.

Corea – Yeah I saw that, we know how much Pat loves United though. I don’t know! just because you don’t like Evra you are trying to stir it up!! Only joking mate.

Here’s an interesting one. When we won the treble a lot of folk seem to think we were unbeaten. Well I was watching a re run of Leicester away last night in Jan 99. By that stage the Rentboys were top of the league and we had only won TWO out of SEVEN games away from home!

Re: The dippers. Don’t jump on my back but I was looking on Liverpool tv to watch the re run of the Brum game. It says on the info for the programme “An in form Liverpool look to maintain their IMPRESSIVE league form”. What the fuck? I would hate to see what they call POOR league form. Deluded fuckers.

Sorry for multiple posts but saw this and had to post it. They are getting more deluded and desperate by the day. (A citeh fan).

“I think we need to realise just how hard a job it is to get in the top 4, and what it effectively means. Recent seasons have seen English teams dominate the last 4 / 8 of the Champions league, so logically if you get in the English top 4, you are at least one of the top 8 clubs in Europe, which you could argue means top 8 clubs in the world! Think about it, at least as good as Barca, Madrid, the Milans, Bayern – that is one helluva leap from battling relegation a couple of seasons ago! These teams have relative stability over decades on their side, lets show some restraint and patience, I expect our team to start really turning teams over regularly after Easter, anything sooner is a bonus”.

Corea – I agree his final ball isn’t always perfect but for me he is the best left back in Europe. Fabio needs time to improve. I thought he was found out in the CSKA game.

@King Eric – Can’t wait for Owen to get back in the side. The stronger the midfield, the better at the moment… Though the midfield look the best it has all season against the rentboys!

Lol, how funny! Oh I’m sure Stevie Me will have entered, it’s as close as he’ll ever get.

Will the trophy that the lucky gets to lift also have united ribbons on it? That would make this situation even more priceless

That advert for lifting the Prem league trophy has been on every Prem league clubs website this week, including Uniteds.

my son’s held that more than the scousers when he was only 1, he tried to eat the european cup at the same time too

Tufty – Yeah I think most people realised that. Anyway what is this you have heard about Nani? You enjoy the attention and people hanging on don’t you.

the humiliation evra would feel for being part of a french squad which failed to qualify would be huge. i always think players make these statements to psyche themselves up for huge matches. this one might as well be a world cup final for france and ireland, as it is a knockout elimination game, and the loser will have to wait another almost 5 years to play in another one. evra might not even be on that next squad.

darren fletcher said similar comments about scotland in their qualification bid. and i bet rooney would say the same about england, ando about brazil, john o’shea about ireland, etc. patriotism runs deep with internationals, and i still remember an interview with evra the day after winning in moscow, saying he doesn’t like to drink or “do the party a lot” and that he needed to be sharp because he was leaving straight away to the french team for the euros. the man just won champions league, but he was already preparing himself for his next obligation. what discipline and dedication!

also, after evra took the piss out of his english teammates for missing those euros, you know he is fearful of getting a just retaliation and he is far outnumbered in the dressing room by england internationals. it all makes sense if you think about.

i don’t like to hear country over club statements either, but i would bet the majority of our players would make these statements right before a huge qualifying and/or tournament elimination match. patrice is manchester united through and through, i don’t doubt that. love that guy.

as far as who his mates are? who cares, really? georgie best was best mates with a city player (when they were an actual threat in the 1960’s) and the city player was even best man at bestie’s wedding.

doesn’t drop georgie best’s legendary status down one bit with our supporters i imagine.

I didn’t know Bestie was friends with Summerbee.

nani! oh,dear!

hope he can put his tail between his legs and beg for forgiveness. he can be thick at times, but i hate hearing about things which might disrupt team spirit.

i wonder what odds gamblers are putting on nani lasting through january?

anybody know what happened to darren ferguson at peterborough? wonder if fergie wants to bring him into the united coaching setup?

@bezi

thanks mate, a bit harsh for a man who got them promoted twice. don’t think the level of talent was brought in to compete at the championship level, because it seems obvious that he had the talent to be a successful manager at the club. were they expecting him to walk on water every season?

fergie, sign him up! his cv is more established now. let’s see what he can do back in a united capacity. i’m not big on nepotism but this might be the exception. if darren’s shown some managerial ability already why not bring him in to learn from the master?

probably all pointless speculation anyway. i’m sure some other club will soon want to sign some of that ferguson coaching gene pool to influence their club!

Tufty – Cheers pal. Cannot say I am too concerned, although this may upset some. By the way were you on MUTV last night ? It showed the game between United fans and CSKA fans. I know SE Flags were behind it?

How much of the game did it show on MUTV?
I was playing right back alongside David May and Clayton Blackmore, although they kept dissapearing leaving me back virtually on my own!
Was a great day.
The kids from the 2 schools really loved the coaching and the supporters game was really good.

http://i35.tinypic.com/xegydc.jpg

Tufty – A fair few minutes of it mate. It showed Ritchies Hat trick and his possible penalty claim. It showed Mark Sullivan for a bit then they interviewed Blackmore, Ritchie and Maysy. Then they interviewed one of the organisers. It looked a good laugh to be honest.

theboogeyman – Yeah they had that boutique together pal.

Bastard , It has posted twice. Out of interest Tufty which one are you on the photo?

The premiership is one of the only ships never to have docked in the bindippers city.

@Tufty : where are you in the pic ?