In the space of a week, United have collected six points from our Merseyside mates. A 1-0 win at Anfield coupled with a 2-1 victory over Everton at Old Trafford today ensured Christmas came early in Manchester. Nothing feels sweeter than beating the scousers, so to do so in such quick succession has brought the festivities home sooner than expected.

After enduring the whiney chants of “Die die Rooney Rooney die” and “Manchester is full of shit” today, it felt really good belting out our Christmas song for our friends in Merseyside. Aw have a heart, think of those less fortunate than you at this festive time. Feed the scousers…