Earlier this week, Manchester City ambassador, Patrick Vieira, claimed that Manchester United showed “weakness” in bringing 37-year-old Paul Scholes out of retirement.
In just the few months he’s been playing, Scholes has already scored more than he did all of last season and has been an important player in every game he has featured.
Sir Alex Ferguson has today responded to Vieira’s criticism by claiming City are the desperate ones, given they have now welcomed Carlos Tevez back with open arms after falling 2nd in the table, despite him refusing to play for them for six months and Roberto Mancini claiming he would never play for City again.
“If it’s desperation bringing the best midfielder in Britain back for the last 20 years then I think we can accept that,” said Ferguson. “I think he was programmed for that. Roberto had a wee dig a couple of weeks back. We’re all going to play our hand that way. There will be plenty of ammunition for that. If you talk about desperation, they played a player the other night (Tevez) who refused to go on the pitch, the manager said he’d never play again and he takes a five-month holiday in Argentina. What is that? Could that come under the description of desperation?”
After Tevez refused to come off the bench to play for City in the Champions League game against Bayern Munich, Mancini said: “For me, if a player plays for Manchester City in the Champions League and earns a lot of money and does this, then he can never play for me again. I can’t accept this from him. For me, he’s finished. I cannot go on with him. If I decide these things then he’s finished. At Bayern Munich, do you think this would happen? Would it happen at Milan or United? I am the manager. I make the decisions and in my opinion he can’t play for me again.”
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Mancini’s cracking up
Titile race wil be over before we play City at Wastelands. We will win all our games, and they will drop points against Stoke and Arsenal
Mercenary of the highest order
Viera is a City ambassador having spend 2 years at the club!!!
What a money grabbing whore
UTD ambasaddor, SIr Bobby Charlton, Bryan Robson
City- Vieira
Says alot about the two clubs
No no no no no
Viera statement:
Manchester United, they are scared of us. This time it isn’t Highbury Pizza, it’s Etihad non Alcohol. We know that they are alcoholics, even the Government agree with us and it’s important to understand that the Government wants Tevez to lead the campaign against Manchester United, because Alcohol damages people and Manchester United are damaging people.
Tevez is going to lead this campaign not because of the money but because he wants to come out and stop the vicious liver disease that Manchester United have given the world. We want an uprising against alcohol, and praise be to Allah and Sheikh Mansour for giving us the courage to fight this evil.
(Patrick Viera was sponsored by Abu Dhabi tourism authority, Muslims against alcohol and Carlsberg – Manchester City PROBABLY the best team in the world, better than Manchester United.)
Now I’m off
CITY ARE A JOKE, CITY ARE A JOKE!!!!!! What a laughing stock the whole club is.
Vieira has a big mouth only because Roy ‘I’ll see you out there’ Keano is not around!
And to think there were people on here giving supporters on here grief for giving Viera shit at Scholesys testimonial.
Not everyone who retires is past it, Scholes packed it in because he wasn’t guaranteed 30 starts a season. Hence why people thought he shouldn’t have packed it in. Looking at his stats since his return are prrof of that.
Viera retired because he was 3 years passed his sell by date and when he packed it in, nobody gave a shit and nobody wanted him to carry on. Now he’s Director of Football at emptihad and has uncovered such gems like Savic.
Spot the difference.
Great to see Fergie having a go, relpying to Vieras nonsence statements! The heat is on
to MG
i seriously dont see the funny side of involving Islam and religion in this issue. i’ve yet to see Man City fans raising the fact the Glazers are Jewish into any satirical/humourous take on United.
you want to poke fun at Veira’s utterances which where hilarious then great, but just keep religion out of it pls.
stick to the football, enough religious crap being spewed by those in positions of power without the average citizen getting involved in a bad attempt at being funny. besides last i checked this is a united site not the guardian’s comment is free section….
What I could not believe were all the Tevez banners and flags by the pathetic City supporters declaring their love for him. Shows what a classless lot they all are. Would never happen at United never.
@dalliaa
Agree, I’m not a frequent poster on this site yet I take time and enjoy the fact that it is part of my day, as a Muslim I found MG’s post offending and I was very surprised that he would right something like this.
It’s not even a fair fight. Womancini and Viera vs SAF in a battle of wits. Both Citey men were unarmed, or maybe half armed. Two knockouts with one blow. ,”Would someone please get the the physios to wake these men up” . Poor fools never even saw the blow that cold cocked them.
At long last, after I have waited long for it, the mind games has finally began. Thanks Fergie. Now make them crack up. City made the biggest mistake of their existence by starting this mind battle with Fergie, the worst person who would want to do that with. Now, I am certain that the league is ours.
Where’s the RoM police? We’ve got a situation here?
The comments by SAF made my Friday. A masterful rebuttal and right back at ya Shitty!
I almost feel sorry for Viera and Mancini. Almost.
Never bring a knife to a gunfight.
Loud mouth Viera should have kept his trap shut. You do not and I repeat “YOU DO NOT” play mind games with the Gaffer. For references, please ask the following managers:
Kevin Keegan
Rafa Benitez
Kenny Daglish
And the list goes on. SAF has been there, done that and will keep doing it till he is in charge of Manchester United.
Absolutely superb response by Fergie. Stick that up your arse Viera you tunnel bottling cunt.
You watch Fergie get stick in the media for the “mind games”. Fuck off Pat.
I absolutely HATE the way the greedy fat golfer has been lauded as a hero after the other night’s cameo. Smalltime club isnt the word.
NRD – Hey up pal. Where you been? How’s tricks?
@AbuSaad and @dalliaa: I can understand why it’s wiser not to bring up religion or plitics on a forum like this. At the same time, I have to say that I see nothing that can be remotely construed as offensive to the Muslim community in MG’s post. And I don’t know if you are aware, but as far as I know, MG is a practicing Muslim and doesn’t touch a drop (MG – correct me if I’m wrong).
And ohh, there have been a couple of stray posts about the Glazers that brought up the Jewish angle in a derogatory manner that could be well construed as far more offensive than MG’s post. Pretty much all of RoM condemned those posts and they were probably deleted by STR.
Let’s draw a line on this here and move on. I think we all pretty much understand each other. The intent was clearly not to upset any sensibilities, MG is pretty much known as a responsible leader on this forum, so let’s not make this another 600 post storm in a tea cup.
Peaceout. After all, we are UNITED.
Willie – Ha quality pal.
Gorse Hill Red – I know pal. It was laughable wasn’t it. Waving their “Tevez 32″ shirts and “welcome to manchester ” tops. Fucking idiots.
“We want him (Pogba) to stay because we think he’s going to be a fantastic Manchester United player. We hope that’s the case.” Boy, if I were in Pogba’s shoes, I would have signed that contract a long time ago. Seriously, why isn’t the lad signing the fucking contract when he can clearly see that the Gaffer wants him to stay?
@Abusaad and Dalian
I see MG using satire to lampoon City. He is saying that things which are supposed to be sacred to City ( discipline, team unity and the authority of the manager) are for forgotten if it does not win games. In short win at all costs. The use of Carlsberg as a sponsor in his post is dead giveaway to that. Hypocrisy abounds especially if they can use it against us.There were also a few posts in another thread satirically referring to Tevez as the Christian messiah. It’s meant to show hypocrisy and how some will invoke sacred symbols to rationalize whatever they wish to justify. I perceived no attack on Islam. Your hypersensitivity though is apparent.
King Eric @ 13:17: “Stick that up your arse Viera you tunnel bottling cunt.”
“you tunnel bottling cunt.”
Well said, sir; you’re still the King of ROM.
@LoneStarRed
well said mate, well said. MG didn’t say anything wrong and the hypersensitivity is out of control these days
Both statements are true. Man U had midfield problems and scholesey solved that to a great degree. Man C has just handed the league back to Man U with some lousy performances in the last month and they need some miracle, even tevez, to take this campaign anywhere.
And why is Patrick Viera not an ambassador for Arsenal where he is considered a legend?
Money of course the fucking classless mercenary.
Nice.
Viera’s comments have put his membership application MENSA International in serious jeopardy.
Interesting news conference. Fergie was actually quite animated. I was only half listening but thought he was entertaining. Anyone have a clip of it as I might want to go back later and really listen.
Interesting for Me
” we wanted to Morrison for obvious reasons. But we want Pogba to stay because we think he’s going to be a fantastic Manchester United player !
RE: Viera …… what player …… for the Arsenal. What an utter tool for Cittay. What more to say really.
SAF with a classic response. The reason it makes us all laugh is the truth behind it!! Mancini doesn’t have the balls SAF does. Would he bench his star player for being hungover at practice like SAF did? I don’t think so!! In SAF we trust!!
What a fitting reply by Sir Alex..
If there will ever be a case study on the mind games – he is the man
and the rest of them can just try in vain..
I think we are touching the nerves of the council house..bring it on..Sir Alex is and will be at his best!!!
Evening reds..
i’m fucking sick of Muslims overreacting to everything ,every other rellgion gets made fun of most things in life does,yet someone makes a funny cartoon or says anything that ‘upsets’ allah death threats get invovled or something gets bombed i’m fucking sick of it.
If you lads want to live or react with the modern/western world you need to grow thicker skins or just don’t bother,continue to live in the 6th century and forget about it because i’m just fucking sick of all the bollocks that goes on and how much grief has been caused in the name of allah
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One Michael Carrick –
There’s only one Michael Carrick,
One Michael Carr-ick –
There’s only one Michael Carr-ick!
Michael Carrick is a Red (to the tune of ‘Seasons In The Sun’)
He can tackle, pass, head,
Michael Carrick is a Red.
Gerrard, Lampard, Fabregas,
Your not fit to wipe his arse!
@Jeet
I think everyone just gets a little sensitive when it comes to religion, esp when it comes to Islam, with all the negative publicity its been in recent times. I agree though, I’ve been following RoM for a while now and I’ve yet to see MG post something to purposefully offend anyone.
Just think we should stick to football as these comments just create unnecessary drama and tension as there’s always those who take some things a bit too seriously. Not saying that has to be a bad thing, because religion is pretty personal, some people consider it a huge part of their lives and hence get defensive about it.
Anyway, when I first read the comments from Viera it pissed me the fuck off like I’m sure it did a lot of you. But the way SAF just handles it makes me giddy with joy. Backhanded bitch slap to mankini and the cunt viera! Well playedd!
@ Sandeep
Carrick has been beast for us. Notice how play was affected when he was subbed at Wolves. We should have had seven not five.
afternoon ROMERS! The bosses rebuttel was classy! fucking Patrick Bullet Head Viera and Roberta ivanna eat cock FAGKINI should fuck right off thinking the can take on the boss TWATS!They are like some ugly fat balding 50 year old virgins who has just paid over the fucking odds for a smelly fucking whore and boasts about his pulling power. fucking twats let Carlos Necky diarrehea shit all their club and then take the porky argie troll back. Cunts.
We are an average and shit team.;.yeah right..
Premier League Stats – 2011-12 (Till now ) :
Biggest Home Win : Manchester United 8-2 Arsenal, Arsenal 7-1 Blackburn Rovers,
Biggest Away Win : Manchester United 1-6 Manchester City, Fulham 0-5 Manchester United, Wolverhampton Wanderers 0-5 Manchester United, Bolton Wanderers 0-5 Manchester United
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Highest Team Score 8: Manchester United 8-2 Arsenal
Highest Aggregate Score 10: Manchester United 8-2 Arsenal
Most Wins : 22 Manchester United
Fewest Losses : 3 Manchester United
Highest Points per Game :2.41 Manchester United
Most Goals Scored :73 Manchester United
Highest Goals Scored Average : 2.52 Manchester United
Most Clean Sheets : 14 Manchester United
Fewest Games Failed to Score : 1 Manchester United
This is a read on Clyne..
http://www.lifesapitch.co.uk/opinions/young-eagle-clyne-set-to-soar-at-old-trafford/
media reporting its a done deal?
The biggest mistake City, mancini and Vieira have made is to start the mind games against the Godfather..
may be they will never do this after this season
Fergie is not only a quality manager but a brilliant mind manipulator (if that’s a word? but sounds good to me anyway). Viera’s comments won’t affect him simply because you can’t use old tricks you learnt from a book against someone that wrote and published it, it will be more about him using it to spur the team on hopefully against a tricky fulham team……
no where in my post did i use the word offensive, i just said the comment wasnt funny and in context of the post was irrelevant…the key word being context.
if the issue had been for example the maktooms saying no training on friday cause of friday prayer i’d have been the first to jump up and down and scream blue murder, but the post Scott put up referred to SAF’s brilliant riposte and put down of Viera’s pathetic attempt at mind games. Round one SAF.
@Jeet, i completely get your point
@Wayne, am sure you’re sick of the PC brigade, so am I, and am sick of Muslims being the punching bag over the actions of extremists; just like many fair-minded and liberal Brits and Americans for example are probably sick of the actions undertaken in their name by their governments etc etc yadda yadda. but like i said above the issue is context. PS am not a lad, am a ladette i guess you can say.
anyway, ive said my point and its now 5pm local time, my weekend has started and am heading to my favourite pub.
@Dalliaa OK then. The ladette has spoken and we can move on to things Football.
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tbh i really was shockd by vieira. I thought it was very dull those comments. It was scholes who came to the gaffr not the other way round. 2 yrs at a club and you are already an ambassador, thats being desperate. Why would saf be desperate when we aren’t under pressure to win the league since 1.we won the league last season city, i can’t remember
2. Even if we don’t win saf will still be in charge yet fankini will be jobless if he doesnt.
3. Every player that is scouted by another team, city will want him,thats desperation e.g d rossi, nasri, silva, barry.
4. Fans crying-thats desperation
@wayne, just think of religion issue this way.
for most loyal united fans, they love the club very much and would do anything in their power if it can bring success to the club.
some consider manchester united as a religion itself.
and when ABUs badmouthing the club or our players, we the fans would become angry and will make sure that we pay them back. We even defend our player/manager even when they’re wrong…
The same thing can be said about every religion in this world, some people might not understand the reason but for devout Muslims, even jokes are very offensive. There are lots of other things that you can make joke about so I humbly ask everybody in this blog to refrain from saying things about religion.
@ Dalliaa Jimmy Buffet was right. It’s five o’clock somewhere.
dalliaa that’s what i always hear it’s the extremists and the masses get the blame,my problem is i never see the masses doing anything about it,all i see is horrible groups like the Taliban supressing peoples rights,torturing and killing people,seems to me the ave Muslim in the middle east lives in poverty and fear and no disrespect but also very ignorant and uneducated.
I’m a pragmatist so believe in evolution and science and don’t even get why religion even exists but whatever gets someone through the night,doesn’t matter what religon has been the main cause for death,toture and war thru the ages and it seems a few controls the masses
Just had enough don’t care what people do just don’t need them interfering in my life,seems to me the Muslim religion attracts the extremists,it’s time for the billion or so to do something about it,honestly don’t see to many passive Muslims in the middle east just trouble causers
Fergie’s cracking up……………………Viera really rattled him!!!!
typo in my last post:
Favorite line from friday presser:
SirAlex: “we wanted to sell Morrison. But we want Pogba to stay because we think he’s going to be a fantastic United player!
Pogba does look confident and moves the ball well. Still needs a couple years to settle. But he and Tom move the ball really well together in the midfield and have belief. Could do the trick.
sandeep
Cheers mate. Been following the Clyne stories for awhile. Follow on stories now in the DailyFail and Metro. All say we were in for him in Jan but lad decided to stay on at Palace out of loyalty and to get games. at 20 already has >100 games for the eagles and is an england U19 and U21. In Jan we apparently offered 3M but he would come for training fees (free transfer) in the summer.
No confirmation from the club as is usual in these cases.
fucken oath fergie, rip into vieira just like keano did
I have not read the last 200+ post ans must leave soon but here’s Johnny!
http://www.goal.com/en/news/9/england/2012/03/23/2986660/we-want-to-keep-pogba-but-we-wanted-to-sell-ravel-morrison
denton – Cheers mate. I try my best.
LSR and Jerry Garcia said it is 4:20 somewhere!!
Other transfer news:
Word is breaking that we will bring in a couple brazilian youngsters in the summer for the academy/reserves
Here is a story on 17yr old Lucas that we have in one of our south american development schemes.
http://pitacodogringo.wordpress.com/2012/03/23/manchester-united-sign-brazilian-teenager-lucas-evangelista/
SAF looked great, rested had good color in his face, looked flush. He is so fucking awesome.
samuel – “mind manipulator”. Like it pal!
Fletch the pipeline of talent is filling up from SA. It will begin to spill out into first team players in the yeas to come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your honour I have no further comment to make
The defence rests
Oh okay
Viera was saying things right that have been put into his mouth – it’s been scripted as the gaffer says.
Well for those that don’t know me read Jeet and LoneStarRed again
Under my writing credentials I write because I can find the hypocrisy in everything – a lot of people are offended by this but they shouldn’t be – no one person/group has a right to justify what is known as common and sense.
The remark was as innocent as what I did to Tevez saving Christianity on a couple of blogs back.
I am not afraid of sensitivities – I too am a Muslim but one that does not practice everything word for word, because and this is the irony bit, as a writer I know words can be written in ways to promote ones agenda. I am not going further – I know people take religious text by word and by heart – suffice to say I respect people who do that – I am just saying i don’t.
Today Muslims are being killed in Syria by a Muslim as the Muslim family gladly watches on – forget the Western world because when your own are looking away then everyone else will just follow suit.
You want to know what defamation and hypocrisy of a religion is – don’t start with a writer, start with those that are killing people – I merely use my words for a laugh and for that cannot apologise because ultimately this world should know that I am here and I find things much more serious in context than at times what I say – and yes this is a United blog and again me trumping my card no one does it better than me
If ultimately I want to tie it all in then there are many who follow this club from all walks of life, the greater good is the need to know that we come here for a reason no matter who and what you are – everything else is irrelevant – it is to me anyway – and religion is just another political tool born out of necessity and want to control and put fear into people.
If you believe in God, great – but if what you believe creates a world where all you are doing is to find ways to proclaim your right over everyone else then that is just a tragedy isn’t it?
I am who I am – privileged to have encountered Manchester United the way I did – some might say this is a religion, I don’t.
This is more than a religion, this is a family, this is a love affair. Here in this love affair, you have to stay the course for better or for worse.
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Halley on Sky Sports is as beautiful as a women can come, now mind you you come in all shades and colors.
SAF Strikes back. The Master will always win the mind games.
MG
Funny as usual and now we need a good Arry interview on why Mankini and Vieria shouldn’t take on the master.
Wayne
Hi mate. I can see your point and to me most folk need to get a sense of humour in these trying times, Its quite good to laugh and I recommend it to anyone. MG meant nothing wrong he’s just MG and if I ever met him he’d have me and definately Cedars in stitches. We’ll do the drinking he can do the jokes.
If you come from Manchester
You’re sure to be a blue,
Moston, Collyhurst, Salford, Ancoats too,
And if you think that this is true you’re nothing but a fool,
Cos in the town of Manchester
Man United rule
Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City
Tra la la la la la la la
You can stick your Bayern Munich
Juventus Ajax too,
There’s only one collosal team they play in laser blue,
They’re gonna beat United, like once upon a time
They’re gonna conquer Europe like they did in 69
Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City
Tra la la la la la la la
‘tunnel bottling cunt’
Another gem from King Eric
19, wow what did I miss you having to explaine yourself over some PC shit in your great sarcastic writings. I will read back but I’m sure they have not read your wonderful pieces in the past and have not much of a clue who you are. Now if I find out you have dropped kick puppies, steeped on spring flowers or have walked away from a crying baby!!! well I’m off to get my mom!!!
MG
Does Arry think you’re offensive?
Don’t worry mate You make this short arsed hobbit laugh although thats not hard many things make me laugh, just what I need after a hard days graft.
Viva MG
Cedars
Piss off Goliath only short asses allowed today.
Jimmy James!
I kept fishing and fishing for you last night, Mike chipped in as well, but you never took the bait.
Viva MG as ever……
My Dick
Good afternoon my friend
James:
Arry just believes that Spurs have lost there way.
Maybe they need religion to get it back
Who is that ex United defender that now plays for Stoke, Snowcross, Snowdoss? Well you know, the guy who broke Ramsey in 2 by accident a few years back. Anyway, I fully expect him to score tomorrow
Tree I will be back in 2 hours!!! Go Man Utd!!!!!!!!!!!
MG
Maybe they’d do better buying a map.
Cedars
Sorry mate I looked on later. I couldn’t get on til late and you’d gone, outdrunk into unconsciousness by the Great Linda again.
Scott, this would make a PERFECT “THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO BE CITY” poster
Another extract what’s happened scott? fuck sake.
TG – Fergie’s cracking up? Yes you bitter cunt. Just like Rafa, Keegan and Dogleash before him. Silly bastard. Fuck off to your own shithouse little club blog you cunt.
King Eric
Ignore Talks Garbage. He tries to be a wum but he’s not very good at it.
Check out the comments lads . Seems every fan of other clubs bar the bitters are loving Fergie’s riposte at that cunt Viera and Mancini:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2119125/Alex-Ferguson-says-Manchester-City-desperate-bringing-Carlos-Tevez.html
I watched Fergie’s hit back at Vieira and wankini on tele…….If that is a sign of cracking up then I am from Mars….. Had his usual great smile on his face, which I love, when hitting back all calm and composed and extremely sarcastic …
Damn I bloody love that man
James21 – Hey up pal. Isn’t he a City fan? Look at the comments by posters on the above link. As I say they love Fergie’s comments. EVERYONE hates City.
Poor Patrick. We should just send Keane round for tea and biscuits. It’s amazing how quiet he goes when Roy’s around. Although Fergie did a good job with just a quick few words to the press.
Some of the bitters on that Mail link though reckon Fergie is doing a Keegan. You could not make it up.
King Eric
No Idea but I know his Granny is brilliant in Goal.
King Eric
Read through some of those comments, the bitters do seem to have support from the dippers though! What a perfect match!
Jimmy James
Well spotted, he was the one going on about De Gea now I remember! Not sure if he is a bitter but certainly a WUM
Dalliaa & AbuSaad….TOUCHY PAIR OF CUNTS……..
May I make a little suggestion….if you a offended by MG’s post you aint going to like this…….
GO AND FUCK YOURSELVES
TonyBee always says it like he sees it………..Frigging love you old man
King Eric says:
TG – Fergie’s cracking up? Yes you bitter cunt. Just like Rafa, Keegan and Dogleash before him. Silly bastard. Fuck off to your own shithouse little club blog you cunt.
SO GOOD I HAD TO REPEAT IT………CLASSIC KING ERIC
and you can fuck off and all Cedars…..
is it me MG……. or is Hayley’s cleavage getting deeper…….. think it just might need investigating….. or probing …with my …ahem…. man probe…..
is it me MG…….
or is Hayley’s cleavage getting deeper……..
think it just might need investigating…..
or probing …with my …ahem…. man probe…..
Viera vs Keane ……. Only going to be one winner.
Viera vs Fergie ……. Same result
hee hee ….must have had kippers….keeps on repeating….
TonyBee
Not only repeating, but in different formats! Spooky
Love the banter on here.
Fergie bottling it ?!
Keep it up lads!
Just switched the tele on, showing a re run of the QPR v the dippers match, 15 minutes to go. Worth another watch for a good laugh and especially KK Kenny’s post match
SAF cracked up 20 odd years ago thats why we won fuck all since.
Just imagine if shittys Abu Dabi life support machine gave up. Come on Dr Platini turn that screw.
THE PERFECT DAY FOR MG…
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job
6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section upcoming Man Utd versus Man City game
7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers on route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30 Limo to Old Trafford (blow job on-route)
9:45 United tour with Paul Scholes & Wayne Rooney
11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Another Blow job
2:15 Limo back to Old Trafford
2:30Seat on Bench next to Sir Alex Ferguson
3:30 suggest team tactics to SAF ….Which he uses…..
4:30 United win 5 -0
5:00 Limo to hotel, massage and hand job en-route by naked Hayley Mcqueen (bending over, naturally)
6:45 shit, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news—Carlos Tevez assassinated
7:30 Dinner—lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy
fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits (Hayleys of course)
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV
as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap blow job
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces Hayley to leave the room
11:51 Laugh himself to sleep
Watson
How many blow jobs was that?
Zibbie is off to get his mom
Watson:
Yes I do believe you have a point on Hayley
Therefore on this case I’ll investigate alone – you just sit back and have supper ready, wait make that breakfast.
Don’t let Dave Malaysia know though
MG
TonyBee posted the same thing on the new thread and I also lost count of the BJ’s… Seems you are a stud of sorts! hahaha
I love this blog.
@MG awesome comments and views.
anyone think any other fan site would get this kind of debate about issues such as race and religion.
just goes to show how clued up (most of) us Reds truly are.
roll on 20
citeh cracking up…
GGMU!
Have the RoM police arrested that MG character?
Touchy and feely need to get out more! 
Cedars
Me a stud?
3Generations – cheers mate
Willie
Which MG character?
Evening Piss ants…. Here we’ve had some fuck wits on RoM?! You know when other fans get worried, they come on here and talk shit! Sir Alex will take those arse wipes to the cleaners! Cuntin plastic no fans no class no dignity no fucking hopers! Go stick put your trophy cabinet keys in your fucking FA cup and stick it up Vieras arse, you won’t be needing them for a bit! And if you ever do need them get the lanky streak of piss to meet Keano, they’ll soon fucking reappear!!! Whose gonna be city’s next legendary ambassador….Pizzaro….??!!! Two bob fucking joke outfit! Class, you want class, you want dignity? You want pride and respect….have a butchers over at Old Trafford you fuck ends, that’ll give you some clues. You can throw as much oil mony at the bitter cunts as you like but you can’t escape the old adage …. You can’t polish a turd!
Mike
Cedars is bowing his head in respect for that rant
TonyBee – Cheers mate!
Mike – Ha ha. Well said mate!!
19 hehe
Bitters comparing fergie’s comments today to keegan’s is like Angelina Jolie being described as Ugly and shit in bed,
Fuck City…..20
Get it out Mike let it all out…
And breathe…
Interestingly, Viera statement is similar to some of the postings here by United fans suggesting that scholes return , ravel morison & pogba departure is the sign of United diminishing power.
Are u vieras in disguise?
Thought for today… I Red that Ryan Giggs can still fly as high as the pigs in a City’s Blue Sky.
Some one mentioned about the Maktoum family. I would like to mention and clarify that the Maktoum family rule the emirate of Dubai, whereas City’s owners are the rulers of Abu Dhabi. The Maktoum family had previously shown interest in Liverpool football club. Emirates as you know is also owned by Dubai and sponsors several teams – Real Madrid, AC Milan, PSG, Hamburg, Arsenal.
I’m a Muslim and I found MG’s post hilarious. People need to develop a sense of humor.
Peace guys. Let’s just chill out.
Time to bust out the beer, bacon and pork chops.
Yummmmmmm.
And if Viera can be their ambassador, we should make Henrik Larsen ours
Thought for the day… Is the Rio Grande Ferdinand or a little Pea from the Mexican Sea?
“Time to bust out the beer, bacon and pork chops.”
I’ll bust out the bhang, kebab and curry then