Sir Alex Ferguson has sung the praises of Antonio Valencia who was arguably our best player on the pitch in the 5-0 win over Wolves.
“He could be very important,” said Ferguson. “His form before he got the injury was outstanding. Now he is back we hope he stays back fit. He is such an honest, hardworking player. You get two sides to Antonio. He is prepared to work really hard. He can tackle, he can run, but he can also beat a man. He has got everything really.”
Only David Silva (12) has more assists than Valencia (11) this season, although he has started ten more games than Valencia has.
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Yes thanks sir Alex and Steve B !
Reminds of Kanchelskis tearing down the right wing. Shame he went to Everton but there were very dark forces responsible for that transfer.
With Valencia back I can almost smell no.20
No coincidence that our best attacking displays come with him in the team.
maybe i am wrong on this one.. don’t get me wrong, i really like the way he plays and how powerful he is. but there is one thing that drives me crazy everytime I see him play:
He is not able to use hes LEFT foot!!! Saw him touching a ball on his left like 5 times!! I mean, isnt it necessary for a pro player to at least USE both feet?? that really makes me crazy because often it would be easier to play it left instead of doing another move or twist to get the ball on the prefered right foot…
#justsayin…
Lets go for the 20!
@ Costas. …………..And Scholes.
I thought Danny Welbeck had a great game. His finishing is a little disappointing but he has a good first touch, strong, always makes himself available, links up brilliantly and I see a new Thierry henry if he can just fine tune his finishing.
Swissdevil,
No its not
Isn’t he a Right winger.
Valencia for Team of the Season !!!
@Swissdevil
He’s adapted his game to perfection around his one-footedness to the extent it is barely noticeable. Not an issue at all.
Valencia is incredibly quick and very direct doesn’t showboat, gets his crosses in early. Should have been man of the match. He showed all this before his long term injury, but is now easily back to his best and I think more to come, he is a bit one footed but if you’re fast enough, it’s not such a draw back.
Welbeck is like Bambi on ice sometimes! I love the kid, but I wish he’d stay on his feet when he gets in promising positions. Once he sorts this composure out, he’ll be a really consistent threat to our opponents.
VALENCIA IS A MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best right sided player in world football.
His weaknesses are irrelevant, such as they are, because his strengths are such that even if he doesn’t surprise the opponent he still cannot be stopped. The counter attacking goal was the best example of this. The lad takes off like a bullet from a gun to get on the end of the Rooney pass and it’s clear what’s going to happen next. But there’s nobody going to stop him.
One of the things I like best about his game is the power he has and his control of it, particularly with his crossing and finishing. He puts more power into his shots than many players can but he also gets the placement and that makes him lethal.
Like i always say vc is that player,i will never wish he should be on the bench,atleast if not for anything but his assits.
I like the fact that he got rid from his agent because he wants to stay long time at UTD. Great attitude!
Kinda like Wolverine before he harnessed his power in Xavier’s school and learnt and how to use it and contain it. Welbeck is like a Bugatti without brakes, which makes it easier for defenders to bundle him over at the crucial moment. He has so much acceleration, acceleration that hasnt yet gelled with his statuesque legs. Once he learns to control it however, he’ll be devastating.
May sound strange, as predictable as Valencia may be, he’s also unpredictable. We’ve gotten used to wingers who tend to cut inside and use either foot in recent years. He’s different. While he only used his right foot, it’s hard to tell what he will do with the ball at his feet. Will he try to get past his man, will he cross high, will he cross low, will he shoot? For example, as soon as Ronaldo started that run yesterday, I would have bet my house on him going for goal on his own. On the other hand, I thought Valencis would square it back.
Anyway, I remember saying that I was afraid the hamstring problem would halt his momentum. I forgot that this was the same guy that came back from a broken ankle as if he hasn’t missed a beat.
@keegan4england
Scholes has made an impact of his own, defeinitely. We control the midfield a lot better with him and Carrick on the side. The point I made about Valencia also goes back to December. When Fergie drafted him back in the side after the Basel game and we won the next 4 games by scoring 16 goals. He’s been at the top of his game for 3 months now.
@Swissdevil
Would you say Robben is not a world class player because he only uses his left foot? same the majority of the time with Van persie?
Valencia is a beast of a right-sided player, you can’t fault him.
Apart from his obvious talent his work rate and attitude has been so terrific that it rubs on other players.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fipEh7iF6RY
Fergie:
MG is different
Manchester United boss has heaped praise on MG for continuing to inspire the youth of today with his words of defiance as United close in on number 20.
“No question about that” said the United gaffer at Carrington.
“The boy is remarkable you know? He writes like no one has ever written before and he’s a credit to Manchester United football club.”
MG was unavailable to comment but was in tears of joy being praised by SAF
MG wakes up and it’s good morning United
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MG,so funny lol.
Yesterday I made fun of Tom’s absence, blaming it on another injury. It just occured to me that maybe Fergie didn’t use him because his mind wasn’t on the game after what happened to Muamba? I think they were teammates for England’s U21s?
@Costas – Also might be because he played a whole 90 minutes 3 days previously after coming back from injury. Plus the Scholes and Carrick partnership is looking quite good at the minute. Takes me back a few years!
Off topic. But Evans haters, may you please come and show yourselves up ?
It was sickening how somebody could call themselves United fans and openly discuss in public forums how they want the boy dropped.
Shame on you.
@ Costas 10:38
Yeah, from what I know, Tom and Fabrice has known each other for quite a while. He, Fabrice and Wilshere have formed some sort of clique in the 21′s national it seems.
Word is it’s still critical, or?.. Would be a tragedy if he we’re to pass away…
On a completely different note. How brilliant were the Wolvesfans yesterday? Did ”the wave” at 4-0 down, and cheered for each pass their team made. Terrific! And with their “booring! Booring!” chants, really cracked me up. Hope they stay afloat.
Valencia is very quick and very direct. He doesn’t showboat and gets his crosses in quickly. He is one footed, but with his pace it is not such a drawback..when he first came to United he looked a fantastic player until his long term injury, but now he is back to his best and I am sure will get better. He should have been man of the match against Wolves!
How come this blog alwayz suddenly goes rant free wheneva utd put in an OK performance and yet d daggers are out after any winless result?Anyways,Stateside Aussie’s prediction -and his posts are sorely missed-that Berbatov doesn’t fit into Fergie’s long term plans for utd hold true.Football is cruel.Ask Keane.Here’s to you Berba:your utd adventure was as a candle in d wind yet you’ll alwayz b aflame in our hearts by all your magnificence on and off d pitch.An authentic Utd ICON.You are family.
How come this blog alwayz suddenly goes rant free wheneva utd put in an OK performance and yet d daggers are out after any winless result?Anyways,Stateside Aussie’s prediction -and his posts are sorely missed-that Berbatov doesn’t fit into Fergie’s long term plans for utd hold true.Football is cruel.Ask Keane.Here’s to you Berba:your utd adventure was as a candle in d wind yet you’ll alwayz b aflame in our hearts by all your magnificence on and off d pitch.An authentic Utd ICON.You are family.
Off Topic – Scholes attempted 98 passes completing 96 successfully. 2 miss pass in a entire game with an av of 1.05 pass per min is incredible. Will other learn form him please .. pgoba attempted 44 passes and completed 41 passes in half an hour not bad for a new comer …
Tony V could win the Grand National.
Sooo much power!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojbRbAqYAE4
Morning.
Fucking love this bloke. Absolutely tiop drawer and the best right sided player in Europe right now.
Well done Jonny son. Great to see him score and what a ball out to the wing by him too. Got loads of praise on MOTD last night and rightly so. He has been nowt short of excellent this term.
As a heterosexual male, I must admit I have a man crush on Antonio. I’ve admitted it to my family and my girlfriend. I can’t help it! Helps that he’s a fantastic player for us too!
with tony v back we have one hand on the trophy. I have this feeling saf is doing to nani what he did to giggs and fletcher in 2007. Got them fired up for chelsea. Think same happening to nani fo shiteh
As Costas stated earlier Tony V often gets labelled a limited winger but he is not. Fact is though he relies on raw peace and brilliant crossing, his simplicity belies an end product that is quite diverse. A nightmare to try and counter since his variations only seem to enhance his effectiveness. And not the least of his qualities is a selflessness when it comes goals. After the likes of Ronaldo and Nani, it really is refreshing to see a player whose choice in front of goal is not a given, and whose decision making denotes sound footballing sense. For contrast one can take a look at Walcott and the majority of his decision making. And like Giggs, in his prime, he improves the game of the strikers around him, particularly rooney, who obviously benefits whenever Tony V plays. Not to mention his defensive qualities often go unmentioned. A beast of a player.
There is nothing one can add about Scholes except restate that it is a chilling thought indeed that we still have to replace him.
@Briggsy
06-07?
Same here. They click well especially against teams where we have to maintain possession. Lets hope none of them get injured. As for Cleverley, I didn’t expect him to start for the reason you mentioned. I just found it weird that he didn’t even make the bench.
@catotraa
Yeah, last I heard, he was still in critical condition. I can’t remember any of these instances ending up well. Hopefully Muamba will be the exception to the rule.
The man is a beast. To come back from the treatment room as if he never left the field each time is incredible. Arguably, the man of the match yesterday. Can’t wait to see what he’ll be like against our meeting with City next month. A true advert for the game. Keep it up Antonio!!!
I just hope Torres is wearing his scoring boots on Wednesday. Away to Stoke and a rejuvenated Arsenal too. It’s theirs to fuck up now and I for one will be hoping they do.
Shame about Mitko. Seems like SAF is clearing the way for some summer spending. But I don’t want to jinx it by speculating too much.
This Wednesday Chelsea will thrash city
And city will be done in Stoke
I feel it, there is a disturbance in the force
@MG
Nah, that was just the Evans haters going quiet. They’ll be back though. Evil never ceases to exist.
@Brooka
your gay bro
Costas
It’s all Berbas fault you know
And because of Bebe we can’t sign anyone
And sell Jonny Evans and sign Blanc
Wait didn’t we once do such a thing…
Costas
There is much darkness in this blog…
@MG
Talking about dark, I remember a while back someone here saying that they didn’t think Prunier was that worse compared to Evans. Don’t you just love rocket scientists like that?
Buy back Prunier, Djemba Djemba and Nardiello and Barca are there for the taking.
Valencia has improved massively since joining the club and is arguably, the best winger in the premier league (Nani still hasn’t woke up yet). When Antonio gets moving, he’s comparable to a heavy wagon rolling off a hill, incredibly difficult to stop and has an end product to match. Amazes how a man can just slot back into the hustle and bustle of the premier league seamlessly after being out for that length that time. hope his form continues.
I love prunes!
Costas
Taibi Bellion Kleberson too
It’s important that we have intellectual thinking on the ROM
Without them we can never be better too
I have a hypothetical moral dilemna – exactly how am I supposed to feel about CLLC if he scores the winner on Wednesday?
I guess everybody’s still thinking about that one….:)
Youy left us speechless jeet.
What struck me in Sunday’s match was that Antonio Valencia is STILL reluctant to use his left foot BUT he seems to have come up with a new trick: when he should/could use his left foot, he hits the ball with the outside of his right foot to “slice” it, giving the ball the same movement as it would have with the inside of his left foot. I’d still prefer to see him use his left foot – he would become much, much, much more unpredictable if he did that on occasion.
Valencia’s “directness” is a huge asset – and so, too, are his low, hard crosses. Those crosses simply beg for a striker to make a hard, fast near-post run to flick-on the ball. (Chicharito does that best among the four guys who are considered “strikers” in this current squad.)
In ice-hockey – a sport that is not especially dis-similar to footie in terms of tactics and actions – this particular combination of pass/shoot is called “driving the net” and it creates consternation among defensive players. Essentially, it’s all about team-work and anticipation – knowing that Valencia is likely to get to the bye-line and square the low, hard cross at the near post literally invites the other forwards to make a run at the defence so as to deflect/re-direct the ball. It’s a simply tactic but a very effective one.
Feel nothing. Absolute disgust and sheer joy cancel each other out.
He’s my favourite player this season…
Nani sucks, fergie should sell him, get hazard…
greeting from Indonesia…
Everything but a left foot
He’s clever enough not to need one, apparently. He’s actually turned the outside of his right foot a makeshift left foot. It’s stunning.
Wednesday?
John Terry of course
Leader Captain Dad of the year Kick racism out of football Don’t do drugs Affair to remember
And whatever else
Can’t even hide their feelings: some citey fans already giving up on the title, Some thinks there’s curruption and conspiracy to make us win it! Now i understand when u guys said they had no class.
But can he play in a midfield of two?
Now now now, don’t get carried away. You need more than a burst of incredible pace and power to be a great central midfielder so NO, valencia wouldn’t be so effective in central midfield.
See the cross field pass from Evans to Valencia that led to Welbecks’ goal ? If that was Messi folk would be having a wankfest now. For me though it was the Wolves corner that was cleared to Chicharito who passed to Rooney who in turn flicked the ball over the Wolves player and Valencia was away to eventually score. Cracking Goal.
He also has a Red Shirt with a Utd Badge on it. We buy players and make them World Class.
Antonio Valencia. Made at Old Trafford.
UTD UTD UTD!
Valencia stays wide and opens up the middle for Rooney and Welbeck to run. Nani could learn a thing or two from that strategy.
The thing that is frightening about defending against Valencia is that you know what we will most likely do……….But You Are Powerless To Stop Him. It must be like fighting Tyson in his prime, you just knew he was going to knock you out with a right hook.
He really is the man..
He has perfected his game!
When I find myself in the six yard box, a cross is swinging in for me
It came swinging in from: Tony V
And when we need a hero, against the Scouse or Man City-
Playing for United, Tony V
Tony V, Tony V! Tony V oh Tony V
Straight from Equador, Tony V.
TONY V MAKES THING HAPPEN!!
With that said, how much do I love this guy? Not as much as Booka
but almost. Lest we forget, Valencia FIRED HIS AGENT because he was too greedy and a deal was stalled. As I have stated on other threads: His blistering pace, strength and DIRECT runs unnerves defenders to no end. They are forced to commit. That creates gaps for finishers to exploit which forces other defenders to cover which creates other gaps. Few defenders come to mind who can cope with him right now. In the EPL even fewer, perhaps Sagna who is a right back naturally.
I prefer him to Nani because too often lately Nani slows down the speed of play and gives defenses time to react. Yes he has pace but he is double minded about looking for chances for himself as well. With Valencia you know what you are getting: cross after cross after cross after cross. I don’t care if he ever touches with his left foot if he can keep this up. In that regard he is like Rory Delap. You know what is coming and you had better be able to stop it or you will be sorry.
LoneStarRed
Thats why Nani is so frustrating as a player. No doubting his talent but its his selfishness that makes him look average at times. If he’d just think about the team like Valencia does instead of going that little tackle too far or looking to shoot when the forwards are screaming for a delivery he’d be an absolutely awsum player. To be fair I think there is alot more pressure on Nani because fans expect him to be Ronaldo and that must be playing on his mind when he plays. A very good player but could be great.
Sam
Have to agree there. He’s good where he is so why change things? We need a central Midfielder who is a central Midfielder and not to change a player who is so dangerous on the wing, attacking oposition players and putting in decent crosses.
Rio has a fun Q and A going on twitter. Maybe food for another tread. Some good ones so far
5m @rioferdy5
RT @braduz: @rioferdy5 #rioQ+A “What’s been your proudest moment of your footballing career”? » Lifting CL in Moscow + winning PL each time
11m @rioferdy5
RT @neal75abarrow: #rioQ+A rio, what was your first car? @rioferdy5 » a blue Fiesta 1.3 freestyle! Cost 2k, insurance £1800!! Felt sweet!
19m @rioferdy5
RT @ArzeNDUBZafc: fav away ground #RioQ+A follow bak » White Hart Lane. The feeling winning at Anfield + city is lovely jubbly though!
20m @rioferdy5
RT @luke1244hosken: @rioferdy5 why are you such a shit defender? #rioQ+A » ask the long list of strikers still scuffling in my pocket *wink*
RT @sohaillovesmufc: @rioferdy5 what was your worst moment in a united shirt #RioQ+A » losing, CL + Fa cup finals…eats away at me still.
RT @JordanWalsh90: #rioQ+A Who’s the loudest in the dressing room? Apart from you obviously » Scholesy!!
30m @rioferdy5
RT @11amylong: @rioferdy5 #RioQ what has been your favourite goal you have ever scored? » Stretford End vs LFC…left foot half vol top bin!
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RT @olliewalker2: #rioQ+A what’s the most inspirational team talk you have ever been given? Moscow 08 the boss gave a life + history lesson!
Dunno where this stuff comes from that Nani’s selfish. biggest bullshit I’ve ever heard. Why not fancy a shot at times? That’s what the gaffer wants from him to stay unpredicteable.
His problem is that he’s not direct enough. Takes the tempo out of the game to often and his decision making could be better.
Message to the Spaniards you can Fuck right off.
I think Valencia is so one dimensional as he has no use of a left foot.
In saying that, he is so good in that dimension it doesn’t even matter. Full backs know exactly what he is going to do, yet he still does it and they cannot stop him.
Although Nani is excellent on both feet, would much rather be playing Valencia. Nothing fancy, just beat your man and fire it into the box. Exactly what you want.
@zelh
agree. people are always quick to criticize based on what they see, but very often they miss out the positives. look at the stats, and u find that nani often top assists.
with nani, aside from the decision making, it’s the final ball which is not gd too. he lack that consistency of delivering the balls to place that he wants it to go, something i thought valencia does better, and that’s why make scholes and beckham brilliant. but with time and composure, i suppose he could make his passing more accurate.
as for valencia, his left foot is his weakness. he has to train on it i suppose. not everyone is born double-footed. it’s just lamentable when he can’t shoot because the balls lands on his weaker foot. but i think he’s probably training it to better his game.
btw, i seem to realise that evans’ passing is quite good. or am i mistaken?
zelh
Nani is selfish, saying he isn’t is also Bullshit. Many times where he should have put in a cross or pass and hasn’t, only to loose the ball. Nothing wrong with a bit of selfishness but if you look at the other players they pass if the shot isn’t on or a player is in a better position. Nani doesn’t. How many times do you see Rooney and co hold up their arms and scowl at him for taking a shot that isn’t on or not passing it. Good player but very frustrating.
Giggs is one dimensional, overrated and never did no good for no one dash garn it.
One footed? Farcical.
I think its about time that Valencia is appreciated. I watched the game yesterday here in New York with English commentary. The no. of time Valencia’s performance was highlighted : None. And then they gave the MoM award to Rooney!!! Yes, Rooney had a good game. But surely the man of the match was Valencia. Things were totally different while watching the game with spanish commentary though. They atleast really appreciate Antonio.
Judging by some comments on here, some people think he is one-dimensional because he is one-footed. He is not people!!! He is not because he has an awesome football brain. I think thats why he comes across as unselfish. His decision making on the wings is only matched by Giggs, whenever he drifts wide.
Also, the next time please notice how intelligently he varies his pace. You know he is going to run on the outside, the defender knows it, everyone knows it but no one can stop him; because he varies his pace and fakes crosses/passes/shots so well.
Yep, Valencia has no left foot, and Nani is a selfish cunt. While we’re at it, Scholes can’t pass a ball. Giggsy’s right foot is for standing on. Berba is a lazy bastard, and Rooney is a handsome devil!
Willie and all a big fat HELLLLOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zibbie
Rooney Rooney Rooney.
Willie
The Spoon is working its magic again.
I see KR and crew were no where to be found. No 550+ posts.
I went to Chicago for St. Paddy’s day. It was great. My lady shows up we are having 80 degree weather sHe was in a skirt happy and flirty, bing bang boom we call some friends who live in Chicago and were off. ThaT is why no RoM for me during a 5-0 WIN 4 FUCKING POINTS UP!!!! $HITTY GOING TO PLAY THE RENT BOYZ IN FORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROONEY, ROONEY, ROONEY!!!!!
HIGH TREE!!!!!
Evening twat knackers.
No united players in the under17 European squad – sounds ominous
So many good points about the game.
Evans, played great. His ball and passing skills on the rise.
Lil Pea last 3 to 5 games hitting form since the head injury in the summer and the teams know his strenght in his 2nd year.
Dan did well on the wing, remember his age. He will grow into his body.
Carrick and Scholes wow what a tandem
Rafa looking good, bigger, stronger and playing well. Love how he and Tony play the rt side together. His passes and crosses in the box are great. He has lasted 90 a few games in a row.
Every one knows my love of Rooney, today he had a great day. Yes no goals. His goal was to have fun and get the others going. Lil Pea and Welbecks goals for there hard work and get the confidence going strong for the run in. Have Tony come back into the attack. Help the 4 man mf take on a 5 man mf from the Wolves. Have fun grab 3 point and reduce the goal deferential.
Hey fuck head!!!!!
MikeK what a game!!
Smartalex and Cedars sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G.
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes work and a baby carriage!!!!
Any footballer> RVP hehe
One legged man> RVP
J Low Zibbie!
According to reports, Muamba is talking again. Great to hear.
Do you remember pple here saying, he cannot replace CR7? To me they are two different players in their style of play. While CR7 is confident infront of goal, avoid tackles but selfish. Valencia shooting confidence is a bit low , but is complimented by creating chances, he is selfless, his work rate is very high can defend and he is very disciplined. Both have sserved us very well.
Best United Wingers? We might be seeing one of the best in Valencia, but still very early days. My all time favorites are still Giggs and Best. Giggs might take if I had to take a modern winger, but Best would still have to be in the side. (also rans, Ronaldo>>> Beckham, Kanchelskis)
I was at the airport collecting my son after the Ajax game and the united team followed us to the car park payment machine. Since then i’ve been ‘seeing’ united players all over south Manchester – Dennis Irwin at Altrincham tesco, Valencia at the Horse & Jockey, Paddy Crerand at Coppice Avenue shops and Fletcher at Broadheath today. I think I need some treatment for my obsession
A dark hostile mood over RoM, like a thick dark cloud of doubt. MG has stated a fact. RoM on RoM crime has been down for the last 6 months. Self doubt mixed with 2 parts ignorance. Sprinkle in Great Expectations. Keep away from children, do not expose to heat in excess of 105 degrees. If consumed find a nice cool place lay down if you have a cell phone call the one you love you have 3 to 5 minutes before death comes quick and violent.
Kebab, Fletch and Warick!!!!!
Wolfie when feeling in lowly way, have a run with the pack and HOWL!!!!
WHAT A ZIBBIE!
Your boy is pretty awful though. 5 goals and he didn’t score any of them. Ts ts ts.
He’ll grow into his body? that’s great theory there zibbie.
PP looks awesome. SAF sure knows how to introduce kids for the least likely hood of failure. 3-0 up even if they give a goal away the win will protect them from the press. And wont kill their development. DDG on the other hand is a keeper they have no choice to be thrown into the fire. That is why a Jones a Smalling and Pea are so open for criticism for playing so much so young.
Kebab I know…. hehehehehehe and he yells at them to, he is so mean. Can’t pass, can’t shot, plays no defense, can’t lead the young kids. For the life of me I can’e understand why the great SAF plays him so much.
Oh I forgot he Rooney has no trophies in 7 years.
Good news on Muamba. Keep fighting kid.
@Zibbie
Lol, don’t get me started on the yelling part because it’s something I used to defend about Berbatov too. We scored right after he yelled at them, so..
I noticed that Rooney didn’t have any white tape on his ankles yesterday. If I was a Daily Mail reporter, I would make an article about how he has to wear them each game because that’s the only way he can score.
Sammy, I see him growing into his body in the next 3 years. He still has much growing and filling out to do. If you have been around lads from 14 to 19 they go through a growth spurt and get clumsy, run into shit all the time. SAF even said it like 20 months ago when he lent him out. And at 23 and on becoming on of the worlds 10 best strikers and can become a top 5 striker. He has an all around game and plays his ass of on defense.
OFF TOPIC:
Reports suggest Muamba is speaking again and heart working on its own. As you all probably know. That lad owes his life to the medical teams and quick action heart completely off line but CPR probably started under 2 minutes. That is the only reason that lad has a chance of avoiding serious long term mental impairments.
http://m.skysports.com/article/sports//7609543
Yes talking it is so great!
So spot on Fletch. So his brain should not be damaged!!!!
I heard on Sky, some Dr in the stands said send him to a hospital that specialized in cardiac care some 10 min further away that was a great call. His time was not that day.
OK this might not be bright to type here. BUT ANYWAY.
If some 8 1/2 years ago if SAF did not sign Rooney and signed nobody or 1, 2, 3 other players for the same amount Rooney cost, would Man Utd be fighting for 20? A lad from the blue side of Liverpool?
i remember Ruud van goal machine saying that he would score goals based on becham getting the ball and crossing early. He could plan his runs. They may know what valencia will do, but if im a striker I would rather play with a player I can read…..
Nani has greater talent, but valencia is more affective…… but great options to have.
@swissdevil
No disrespect mate but Maradona was exclusively left footed and he didn’t do to bad as a footballer
zibbie
Are you trying to beat the 450+ comments on the Bilbao defeat thread.
Go Zibbie Go Zibbie Go Zibbie.
Rooney is a work horse made and had a part in the goals yesterday. He might be Scouse But he’s OUR Scouse.
Also have to say. Wolves fans were fantastic, had plenty of banter between the fans without the sick references to Munich. 10/10 Wolves Fans.
Stir the pot man! I missed being here after a game.
I truly believe with all my being, without Rooney or even if he was replaced by 1 or 2 great players. Man Utd would not have won 4 of 5 PL titles and a bad call from 5 in a row and 4 points clear and going for 20. This is what I would like people to consider when they might not understand why his peers and all top gaffers thinks he is the worlds 3rd of 4th best player.
http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Features/Features/2012/Mar/antonio-valencia-is-power-supply-to-manchester-united.aspx?newsid=CD81B634-BEE7-4F7D-BEE1-D07B0A644A14&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed
Good article on the man of the moment.
At 3-0 at half of the Wolves game. Rooney knew it was more important that Lil Pea get a brace not him for the teams good. And he is fine with that. That is what adds to his greatness.
Zibbie, not saying the lad Muamba was that lucky. Probably won’t know for quite awhile if he as escaped serious harm. Just saying the medics gave him as good a chance as could be hoped for.
Still very likely he will never play again and serious risks of secondary attacks and strokes.
If any are up to Bolton tomorrow they will open the Reebok for a fan vigil. Would be nice to see some United shirts as sign of solidarity. This kind of thing transcends rivalry for me.
More info at wanderers www site.
Whats up you lazy fuckers! ha ha
The Devil is back….. Not been able to post for a couple of reasons, damn not having internet at home is terrible. Cheating Lebanese bastards….
Best wishes to Muamba and his family.
Feels great to be top of the league…
UNITED
Great read Willie, SAF loves working class people.
TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELLO MY FRIEND!!!!
My Dick!
Hello buddy, hope all is well. The lad Rooney isn’t bad eh? But what about Evans? Some of his passes put Scholes to shame! ha ha
Now where are Alcohol, The Noise, Mike, Giggs12 and ffs smartalex?
Cedars
450+ is the target. About time you got off your lazy ass and started posting. All this shit about no tinternet. By the way Utd beat Wolves 5-0 and Evans was my MOTM (Probably on a parr with Tony V). You know the one, that lad who isn’t Utd quality. His overall play and calmness bringing the ball out and thinking were he was putting it rather than just punting it upfield. It was his crossfield pass to Tony V for the Welbeck goal that had us all buzzing. Jonny ‘ Bestie,Ronaldo, Messi’ Evans has a new found confidence. Some of us knew he had it in him.
By the way, how good were our away supporters on Sunday, again? Best away support in the world, not to mention that The Noise was there…That on its own is enough to guarantee great vocals….
Valencia is all the things people have mentioned. Powerful, fast. direct AND one footed but his best strength is his use of the ball. You very rarely see him give it away or lose it. One dimensional my arse.
I’ve seen somewhere on a French journal asking what will happen to English football when Ferguson retire, cause not only he bring up players for small clubs in EPL, but also identify foreign players to be signed by big EPL clubs. So guys we’re not the only ones worried, Dogleash and Mankini too are scared . Lol!
Probably get stick for this but I was surprised Rooney got motm yesterday. Second half he was better but in my opinion I actually thought he was quite poor yesterday. I like Rooney as folk know but I lost count of how many times he attempted little 10 yard passes and gave the ball away. Valencia was MOM by a distance.
Another spooky moment on RoM!
Earl of Sandwich aka The Noise
I never doubted Evans, remember that season where we had that run of clean sheets? He was at the heart of it…. He seemed to have lost his confidence for a while but now he is back…. Class act, I bloody love him.
Costas – Hello mate. Hope you are well. So THAT was why Rooney somehow looked different yesterday. No white tape. I knew there was summat different about him but didnt realise it was that. Well spotted pal.
Cedars knows me well, I’m a big Johnny Be Good fan.
All is well mate, $ points UP!!!!
King Eric
How have you been my friend and how is wee Tom and Ruth?
Need us one of your trade mark rants, please….anything will do, just rant away.
KE never sick of your thinking man.
Hey up Cedars. How’s tricks? Right off home now.
Yeah where are AntiScouser and KR et al?
4 points hehe.
Is it true that Barcelona want the twins ?
Cedars – Typed that comment before I saw your post to me. Yes good thanks my friend. 3 months old now. Time has flown. A rant will come in due course. I am mellowing in my old age. I am sure I will get pent up about summat shortly!
Zibbie – Thanks alot mate!
Capitano – I very much doubt it!
King Eric
Was reading through my phone but could not post…… Fucking negative cunts sicken me, ungrateful twats the lot of them.
My Dick
Get your mind of the dollar sign pal! ha ha
Hello James. Hope you are well. Haven’t been in touch as your number in old phone. Didnt hear back when I texted new number. Can’t text you Cedars as my phone bill was astronomical! Will leave my email though tomorrow when get a minute.
Alright Fletch?
Great news about Muamba. Again I may get stick for this but did you see the fucking scousers yesterday with their Muamba banners? Now some will say nice gesture. The cynic in me says it was just ANOTHER PR stunt by the dippers to look like the lovely friendly club they are. We know what you really.
*are*
KE that is what I said KR Anti????????????
KE I saw that as well, another slant. He was forcing the tight 1 2 tight space play. When WR10, Teves, Giggs and CR7 played well together. many passes off legs, feet they swarmed hustled and played for deflections of advantage. Once an opening presented itself they would pounce. At the time Carrick, Scholes, Fletch and Andro as well a speeder Rio and Vida cleaned up well. Got the ball back they might loss with some sloppy play.
saw that city were watching hazard yesterday, some talk of chucking stupid money his way! we watch him and city go over the top with stupid money……..
not saying we need him or we are interested, but if he did tell city to fuck off and say United are for me, then It would be a good start to his United career!
@King Eric
Hi mate. I am good thanks. Hope you are well too. It’s funny, but it’s one of those footballer nitpicks I tend to notice. Some players like to tape their ankles. Rooney is one of them. Solskjaer was another. And since our socks are black, you tend to notice when that’s not the case.
I agree about your motm comment. I didn’t think Rooney played bad or anything. He was just in that pull the strings role in midfield (something that seems to work in away games for us) and it was other players that stood out more. Like Valencia.
Evans did a solid job in defence too. If you notice, he was playing close to Rafael in case Jarvis got the beating of him.
King Eric
Told you before mate, you are never obliged to respond. Texts from here cost next to nothing and I enjoy sending them. I have a cracking time with James on a daily basis, some of the jokes we share are hilarious, he is funny as fuck
SAF who ever he may get they will be speedy fuckers, to match the pieces waiting to explode. By this time next year the Twins, DDG, Dan, TC, Jones, Smalling, PP, Tunni, Fryer, Petuccci will have another year to have matured. Rooney will enter the season at 26 just entering hid prime. Vida back a new striker, winger, defender as well!!!!
Chief Medic Costas
How have you been my good Greek friend? A question for you, how does our points tally at this stage of the season compare with previous title winning seasons?
Rooney as a child wanted to be Geppeto the sting puller of Pinocchio.
This is where he is happiest as a player. So in like 5 years at 31 to 38 he will become the true great player at his favorite spot, string puller of the MF.
Tree they broke that down on another thread. only once in the PL have they reached 70 so fast.
In 5 years a PP, Jones, TC and Rooney MF………….
Cedars you fanny munching fucker. Internet issues my arse, you’ve been unconscious after another round of peach schnapps with your good lady!!
Zibbie, you might have something there, maybe thats why we have not bought an attacking midfielder.
the future: 4 2 3 1
DDG
Raf, evans, smalling, fabio
Jones, poggy
Valencia, rooney, welbeck
Chicharito
Not a bad team!
jones will never be a CM, he is a CB
Evening all just popped after finally losing my erection over Valencia Rooney and schools. Anyone would have thought I had popped 30 viagras.
Glad to see all the positive reds enjoying being top of the table. Where have all the negative cunts disappeared to? I though SAF was shit, our midfield is shit, Scholes is past it, Da Gea is shite, the twins are shit, Evans is shit, wellbeck is shit, the pea is shit? Not fucking bad hey……
The most important thing as winger is end product. Valencia always provides the end product from his wing play. i agree with several poster here that says he is not one dimensional. i don’t care he can’t use his left foot as long as he delivers the end product. he is great winger to have and possesses pace and power. He can beat his marker from standstill position. Many wingers e.g. walcott, lennon, downing don’t have that quality.
Evans > Gerard Pique. Evans has improved drastically this year. he is composed defender. always keep things simple and can read the game well. Glad to see him recieve acknowledgement he deserves.
Welbeck on left flank offers acceleration and pace. he and rooney can switch position seamlessly in the game and it made defenders confused. he need to work in his composure though.
Mike!
Ha ha ha…… Happy for you with that England win, sure you fluked it though. The good lady was not well pleased to be honest, called you lot all sorts!
Lee you have Carrick to tutor for years and Scholes and Giggs now teaching them as well. Look the fuck out I see that with one always staying a little deeper then the other. They both are great a bursting forwar with over laping fb to have 8 in attack
Peach Schnapps
Evening Manchester United
Ps who the fuck is schools
I agree he seems more suited to cb atm, but I could see him play a holding midfield if he works on his positioning. good engine, workrate, strong, good tackler. all the physical attributes. time will tell buddy
Giggs12
You fucking beauty
Giggs12Gerrard0 says:
Evening all just popped after finally losing my erection over Valencia Rooney and schools. Anyone would have thought I had popped 30 viagras.
ME 2 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What many saw as loose passing by Rooney I saw as pushing the issue. Some were loose hehe. Thats the point, it can be OK when people swarm.
Alright cedars me old China plate who the fuck are we.
United top the league united united top of the league
Giggs12
You shouldn’t be getting erections over schools mate, you’ll have the old bill round!
A guy named Paul by his parents. He schools all who get in his way. A Freudian type-O-!
Check out this corker from a Bitters forum. HILARIOUS.
http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=251071#p5371967
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Why good evening MG, how is the health my friend?
Time to eat BBL!!!!!!
Scholes or schools either way its a football education by the ginger prince.
Zibbie ignorance mate by people who refuse to let go. Rooney was class again his passing is as good as scholes, there I said it and it is. World class
I really think that we need someone to cover Carrick. I hope Pogba can fill that role. we need a disciplined midfielder to shield the defense. With Fletcher being ill, i can not see another midfielder who have experience to fill Carrick’s role atm if he is injured. Regarding Jones as midfielder, i think he lacks awareness as DM like carrick. i think he is suited as CB as heir of Vidic. he has pace and good tackling ability. however, he needs to work on his aerial ability and reading the game.
IMO, and this takes nothing away from the ability of any of the other players, we now have 4 indespensible players on our team: Carrick (dominating the midfield passing lanes, controling the opponent’s countering ability), Jonny (owns the box and now carrying the ball up and dropping 50 yard cross field passes onto Tony’s foot), Wayne (our talisman, even when he doesn’t score he makes everyone else better) and Tony (beast, what else can you say, no back in the Prem wants to face him 1 on 1 right now) ok maybe 5 including Scholes but I don’t think he can play 90 of every game. If we make it through the run out with those 4 (or 5) playing every game we will win out.
Mike / Giggs12
Here is the thing….. We need at least 45 new players in the summer. Being 4 points clear at this stage is pathetic, should be 12. Also putting 5 past Wolves was ridiculous, should have been 15….
Fergie or is it faggie? Has lost it, bring in AVB asap
I was remiss in not adding De Gea to the list, his blossoming and command of the area has turned our early season weakness into a great strength going into the home stretch. Even against the wolves he pulled off a couple of great stretching saves on a couple of testers.
Carrick is shit!!! Where is KR?
@Cedars
Hi mate. Hope you are well. As for your question, the only season where we had a better points tally than this after 29 games was 06-07. We had 72 then. I also read somewhere that United became the first EPL side to score 70+ goals after 29 games.
Bring back view from the enemy.
Cedars
Much better – but there was a time last week when MG needed the Lebanese touch…
Not to worry – I got the temperature touch instead to the max! All better – not there yet but watching hometown Wolves getting smashed was very good for the soul
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@ JC.
well said mate. they will be the backbone of next year team. The other young players like TC, Jones, Smalling and Pogba also gain experience and showed moments of brilliance this year. by the time they matured, they can deliver it more consistently.
Giggs
Hi mate. The crowd were chanting for you again mate.
Giggsy 12 Gerrard 0
MG
I gathered, just a pity I could not post….. However remember this Cedars is always looking after you from a far!
Costas
Cheers, so we are not as shit as some claim?
Reports are that JT has been interviewed saying he wants to beat cittay because it helps CSKALondon in fight for 3rd and it helps us. He reportedly said United were more deserving !!
Anyone have a link to this?
Mr Ambition
A few stats for the season:
Most Goals Scored 73 Manchester United
Highest Goals Scored Average 2.52 Manchester United
Fewest Goals Conceded 20 Manchester City
Fewest Goals Conceded Average 0.71 Manchester City
Highest Goal Difference 49 Manchester City
Most Clean Sheets 14 Manchester United
Fewest Games Failed to Score 1 Manchester United
Had we been a little less generous earlier in the season or in those little slips such as against Spurs when we gifted a single consolation we’d be up on GD too. But then again had we been that bit less generous in mid-season we’d be running away on pts as well…
Costas
First team to 70 points this season
First team since 62/63 Rovers to win 3 away matches by a margin of 5-0 and first United team ever to manage it.
First team in EPL era to 70 goals after only 29 games
Ya mate, we must be crap then
Ah Cedars
You’re a true mate
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James
How are you mate, that song will never be sung again come may and it won’t be because that scouse cunt has won one either.
JC
Only got ourselves to blame for slack goals we’ve conceded. BUT, if it wasn’t for that dozy cunt of a linesman against Newcastle we’d be 6 points clear and only 2 goals behind!! Cunting prick!
Bit of non footy trivia…….
‘Wake up boys there’s a light at the window’
Name the song and artist and receive a Cedars special
Absolutely correct Mike, terrible decision, been praying all season that it doesn’t come back and cost us and finally at this point no one else can lose us the title, we control our destiny.
Faggie’s lost the plot;
Firstly Valencia is a club not a “He”.
Sack him, bring in Di Matteo + JT.
Sell Valencia, Buy Suarez !
Papii
You nut head! ha ha ha ha
Cedars
Is it “wake up boys there’s a light at the window” by The Wake up boys??
@Cedars, Fletch
No lads. We are definitely not crap.
Not in England anyway.
Mike
Wrong answer……… Think Irish
ceders,
Fergies genius for me is very simple. The ability to build teams for the future while still winning / pushing for major honours!
Were not crap, were in transition! lol
Lee Martins winner
You know nothing mate. Transition? we’ve been hearing that for 25 years and what has it brought us? Oh Wait! haha
lol especially when ince, kankan were moved on…. and look at the future then,,, i man who the fuck is beckham and scholes!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
you win nothing ith kids!
Cedars
Whats the prize a signed RVP poster?
Cedars
It’s RVP- send the presents over
Cedars
Had to cheat!! Won’t spoil it for the other quizzers.
Wake up boys there’s a light at the window.
George Formby. When I’m cleaning windows.
MG
No its RVP. Send in the Clowns.
Daft fucks the lot of you…….. This is quite fun…. Think you buggers, google it if you may.
Oh, and who guessed the RvP signed shirt, sigh
Mike
Spill the beans….. Spare them from the agony
Google it? No fun there we can keep this going for hours, 450+ although we’d better not go off topic so. Valencia is fuckin dynamite.
TBH I cheated ages ago. I don’t have time to trawl through my entire Chris de urrrrrrr collection. More fun this way.
James
Cedars I google it and it comes up as:
Chris De Burgh!!!
Woman in Red…
I will only play if I can win a signed pair of RVP y fronts…………..
Lee Martins..
You wouldn’t want them after Cedars has had them might be a little crunchy.
MG
Did he do any more?
Revelation Chris de burger king
By the way, I take offence with RvP being ridiculed here…..
No worries son, I have you protected.
James
I can’t remember – not to my knowledge anyway
Revelation Chris de burger king???????
And you Googled it M19ke no gold star for you.
REVOLUTION.
on topic….
who are the best 3 right wingers in europe atm?
Chris de burger king? ha ha ha If Linda ever met you she would kill you after that comment….Would make sure she gets it!
Lee martin
I’ll for Paborsky, Wallace, and Milne
Lee Martins winner
Easy answer, just have Cedars on the left, James on the right, Mike down the middle…. Best wingers in Europe by a country mile.
Giggs
Poborsky was ace just had a dodgy haircut.
Lee martin
Sorry I was taking the piss then I’ll go for Downing, Kuyt, and Henderson
thomas brolin for leeds! same time we signed pob!
dont forget maxi!
Three best wingers in Europe
Me Costas Willie
Original ROM Trilogy
We were having a laugh, why mention leeds?
Team of Europe right now who you saying…..
Contenders for me would be
Hart
Ramos
Pique
Vidic
Lahm
Ronaldo ( as a winger )
Xavi
Iniesta
Valencia
Rooney
Messi
Robin van molesther wouldn’t even get a sniff the greasy rapist
@ Zibbie
Enough of the revisionist nonsense about being happy not to score. Too much Windy City deep dish pizza has clouded your Rooney colored glasses. Wazza was desperate to score near the end and he had a quality shot on goal which he curled around a defender but the goalie just got. Over all he played his usual very effective game and was instrumental in all aspects but MOM goes to TONY V.
On another topic I like skirts in the passenger seat next to me on a long drive. It gives my right hand something to titillate.
Lonestar
I’m with my man Zibbie Rooney was MOM for me his all round game was class
Giggs12
Piss off….. Shame on you ha ha ha
Team of cunts
Reina
Carragher
Terry
Gallas
Cole
Bellamy
Gerrard
Mikel
Kuyt
Suarez
Van molesther (c)
@ Giggs and Zibbie
Did someone say stir the pot? I would NEVER do that.. haha ha ha.
TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V
Rooney’s game was excellent. Tony V’s was better.
Giggs12
No Keown?
I have to say I would never put RVP in the team of cunts
I just think he’s too sexy for all then lot
them
Bloody typos
Pogba isn’t a carrick and won’t provide similar services, i think he has the potential to be a better player. pogba seems a box to box player. technically gifted, strong, good aerially and can strike a thunderbolt when he hits a shot accurately. Certainly not the finished article and has more improvements to make (which hopefully he will). I thought his playing days at united were numbered after all the endless rumours but things seems to have been galvanised and looks like he’ll sign a new contract hopefully soon, That should settle him to slot into the first team. With more confidence, he’ll do more.
LoneStar
No thats Willies job.
Cedars
Stop swearing or we’ll have to wash your mouth out with soap. I’m really offended by the Dirty L word. Woollyback loving Munich chanting Cunts.
Thats me done c u all later. UTD UTD UTD.
RvP
Forgive them my son, they know not what they say. Your back is forever protected, this red devil is on your side
Hey MG do you and Booka like Gladiator movies? ( See Airplane!)
Cedars
If it was an all time team of cunts mate Keown woukd be captain the horrible un evolved monkey cunt
Jimmy James
Same here, pissing off as well….. Great to be back.
Love you all you RED nutters
horrible un evolved monkey cunt
Hahahaha
Giggs12
Just given me sweet dreams!
LoneStarRed
I love movies full stop.
Me off too into the realms of dream land
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MG – Thats an orgy mate
Giggs12 – did u pick that based on form of 2011-12?
My team would probably be;
…………………Hart…………………….
Alves…….. Ramos…… Marcelo
……………..Xavi ……..Boateng ………..
………..Messi………Rooney………….
…….RVP ……Gomez…..Ronaldo…….
In that squad of cunts, i wonder where andy carroll and his frankiestein long lost brother henderson fit into? are they sheeps that will cut the grass?
Pogba’s basically everything Anderson should/could be. Not a pure defensive mid….not a pure attacking mid. A box to box. Got the energy and tackling ability to win the ball in his own half….can drive forward with the ball….and can pass it as well.
Take a look at those attributes I just mentioned though. Does that not describe Anderson as well as Pogba lol? Unfortunately, he seems to have gone backwards.
With regards to Pogba, I’m not too convinced by his intentions. People thought that coz he’s been in the last 3 squads, he must have agreed to sign. But Fergie himself said that “he’s still making his mind up.” So clearly we’re playing him to try and persuade him to sign.
My worry is that he’s using these appearances to effectively advertise his services to potential suitors. And come the end of the season, he’ll stick 2 fingers up at the club and go somewhere else. Maybe I’m just being a pessimist lol, but until the club say he’s signed his contract, I shall be suspicious.
http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2012/03/19/2977656/jonny-evans-on-verge-of-signing-new-five-year-manchester?
Not the most trustworthy source, but good news if true.
Top wengers in europe? I’d have to say Arsene…
Now as to top whingers, I’d have to say Pool fans with City fans a close 2nd…
…I’ll get me coat.
If pogba is using these appearances to advert himself for “Potential suitors” then he isn’t well at that at all, hasn’t done anything out of this world just yet.
Fergie clearly isn’t a mug so why would let some rookie hold him to ransom? he has shown his ruthlessness before and will show it again if he has to so your theory is invalid. Fergie wouldn’t let him anywhere near the first team if pogba was still FUCKING about.
Thirdly, anderson always seems to have the term “Only if” “would be” “could be” and that kind of inconsistent players do not make an impact at the highest level. in the 5years the brazilian has been at the club, he has done nothing noteworthy and when he has one or two good games, he crawls back into his shell. injuries are a mainstay in football but the state he returns in to don the shirt of united is beyond awful, almost like a pig locked into a small shoe-box in order to suffocate. Fergie sees something in him and what that is I do not know, i’ll leave that to the scot-man though.
That’s what I’m banking on, the fact that Fergie’s no mug. BUT, the West Brom game was over a week ago, and the club haven’t confirmed anything. As I said, the Gaffer himself said Pogba’s still making his mind up. Only thing I can think of is that he’s agreed to stay, but his agent is still pissing about over the finances.
As for Anderson….”A pig locked into a small shoe box in order to suffocate” hahaha I’m actually cracking up at that. I have to admit I thought this could be his season, as it was the first time he had a proper pre season. Started off well but had a serious dip, both in terms of form and fitness.
I’ve lost hope of him being a regular first teamer, but I’d definitely keep him at the club as a squad player. Simply because what he offers can be invaluable, in terms of that ability to beat a man. Games like Bilbao/Barca are actually tailor made for him IMO….he’s one of the few midfielders at the club who can handle when teams press us….coz he’s got the ability to carry the ball 15-20 yards. The one thing which Scholes and Carrick lack.
He’s also got this ability to make a good impact when he comes off the bench. It’s probably coz his fitness levels are so poor that he only looks good in 20 minute bursts, but plenty of times I’ve seen him come on late in the game and raise the tempo.
I think Progba will leave United at the end of the season. My sticky balls are tingling !
If Fergie wouldn’t be 100% sure that Pogba stays he would never ever let him play.
Btw. looks like we signed a pre-contract with Nathaniel Clyne for the summer. But still have to pay a tribunal fee of 3m pounds.
You’ve been ogling your neighbour again, papii.
If pogba is using these appearances to advert himself for “Potential suitors” then he isn’t well at that at all, hasn’t done anything out of this world just yet.
Fergie clearly isn’t a mug so why would let some rookie hold him to ransom? he has shown his ruthlessness before and will show it again if he has to so your theory is invalid. Fergie wouldn’t let him anywhere near the first team if pogba was still FUCKING about.
Thirdly, anderson always seems to have the term “Only if” “would be” “could be” and that kind of inconsistent players do not make an impact at the highest level. in the 5years the brazilian has been at the club, he has done nothing noteworthy and when he has one or two good games, he crawls back into his shell. injuries are a mainstay in football but the state he returns in to don the shirt of united is beyond awful, almost like a pig locked into a small shoe-box in order to suffocate. Fergie sees something in him and what that is I do not know, i’ll leave that to the scot-man though……..
If that story about Clyne is true, wonder what that means for the twins?….
Of course, provided they stay fit, I can see one of the twins maybe taking over the “Park Ji Sung role”….the high energy player brought in for the big games to give us legs (plus they’ve got more technical ability than he does).
What should that mean for the twins? Fabio is LB anyway.
Rafa is a starter atm and rightly so. But we need some cover. I fucking hate to see Smalling on the wing trying his best instead of him being in the center where is actually is at his best.
Clearly Jones can do a good job there but it’s not his natural position.
If we sign Clyne we have cover for Rafa which is good.
The FA have confirmed that the Dubious Goals Committee will award both of Fernando Torres’ goals to Leicester City as own goals. Fernando Torres was not available to comment and Chelsea FC said
“We will issue a statement during Friday’s press conference”.
Manager John Terry has backed Leicester City to find the net more often for his club.
Full article found on: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2116159/Torres-ladyboy-stripped.html
Now we should look for a new LB and midfielders pls.
Sparkz – you’re right regarding anderson. all the attributes of a fine box to box midfielder but seems to lack any consistency, that’s why we’re still discussing and having doubts about him. I’ve heard a lot about his injuries but so have many players. compared to nani, he has fallen way behind in terms of development (maybe queiroz could have helped). People forget he has been here for five years and he hasn’t had any stand out season out of them all. like you say, being a squad player probably awaits him as i can’t see him ever becoming that player we thought he could be.
Regarding paul popba, i’m no body language expert but during all these rumours, he has shown an exemplary attitude on and off the pitch, didn’t throw a tantrum when Fergie threw him off the team which shows he does want to stay. His agent is probably stil stirring things but hopefully he’ll officially sign soon.
have we had a single real article on rom in the last week? Scott needs to get some guest writers in if he’s too busy to write anything… just snippets from newspaper interviews.
Anyone who thinks Valenicia is a predictable player is watching on another planet – have you actually seen how many times defenders have no idea what he is going to do next !!!! – he has everything in his locker – dribbles, tricks, turns, best close control on par with Scholes, passing vision, weight of pass, pass and move, can bring down long balls, defend tackle, intercept, read play, pace, score goals with headers, volley, feet, in or outside the box, take corners, take free kicks, interchange with attacking players, hold off defenders, drive commitment, resiliance, consistancy …. what more do you want?
Also is better than most two footed players, he can use his left foot and has scored with it, its just not as good but then look at Becks.
Off topic – I feel Chelsea and City will draw and this title, as SAF has so long prepared for, could actually come down to goal difference.
The player we cannot afford to lose is Rio. Without him our defence leaks goals left right and centre.
@ Red Onion
Well Said!!!! TONY V TONY V TONY V.
I love this awkward moment when I read the post, get ready to comment, stop by near the end of the comments section, read a few comments by the regulars, get to the bottom and forget what the hell I was going to write..
But on topic, I remember thinking we lost our right side when Ronaldo left (no pun intended). And Valencia did not bring the flair and goal scoring drive CR had. All I need now is for Antonio Valencia to stay fit and a time machine to go back and slap myself.
Morning reds,
we have seen the best of Valencia this season when it comes to over all play..
we can expect him to do still better..
He will terrorize the defenders..
Premier League managers voting results :
2/3 PL managers believe Manchester City will win the title
3/4 PL managers voted for Tottenham as the most entertaining side.
Brendan Rogers is voted as the most impressive manager (Paul Lambert, Roberto Mancini and Steve Kean are the only other managers who get any vote)
Joe Hart is voted as the best goalkeeper
Vincent Kompany is voted as the best defender
David Silva is voted as the best midfielder
Robin van Persie is voted as the best striker (followed by Sergio Aguero) ♥
Phil Jones is voted as the best young player (followed by Daniel Sturridge and Kyle Walker)
Demba Ba is voted as the signing of the season.
Kev E
Completely agree mate RoM is not what it once was. Just copy and paste from quotes and tit bits.
Valencia is so fucking predictable and one dimensional.
Just like Beckham with his freekicks and crosses.
Just like Hernandez with his goals.
Just like Fergie and United with their titles.
Morning all
Jeet – Nice one to start the day with! Hope all is well my friend
@Costas says:
No coincidence that our best attacking displays come with him in the team.
No doubt about that. We really miss him when he’s not on the pitch. Sometimes you don’t realise the importance of players until their gone and Tony is a prime example. Stay fit lad!
kev e
Agreed, just like Giggs12 said its all newspaper extracts these days. I discussed this issue with King Eric a while back, STR’s interests seem to be else where and fair play to him, but like you said why not get more guest writers to the blog….
@cedars: all well, my friend. Missed you on the blog. Sitting in the lobby of an office, come for an interview. Wish me luck!
Just watched highlights of the game (thank fuck for internet again) A few stand out moments for me…
The pass by Evans to Tony V which set up the third
The interchange between Welbeck and Tony V which set up the 5th
Overall, Evans, fucking Johnny Evans
Jeet!
Best wishes mate, pity we did not discuss this earlier, could have given you a few pointers, I am in HR after all! Good luck, kick some ass
Jeet
Eye contact, maintain eye fucking contact. Do most of the talking, do not wait for the next question in silence, be calm and composed, not over cocky, just self assured…….
Best of luck again
Jeet
Just think everyone in the room as Harry Redknapp and watch yourself fly through that interview
Well done Jeff
Morning Manchester United
19
MG
Haha, what a RED nutter you are…….. Frigging love you to bits
Team of Cunts
Szczęsny(talented bt a cunt)
A.Cole,JT(Capt Cunt),Samba
Bellamy,Gerrard,De Jong,Lampard,Nani(Sorry)
Suarez,Balloteli(Why Always Me,ur a cunt)
Redslevin
Not a bad shout, but Lampard and Nani are no cunts……. Lampard in fact is a very decent bloke
I love demeaning and making fun of opposition players, but come ON Frank Lampard? Proper bloke, decent human being, nothing but full respect for him
morning people,
So the El Cuntico is tommorow night. First off i hope they kick several kinds of excretment out of each other. Secondly i hope the renties win obviously but preferably with Fantasy Manager of the year the cockney lezzer getting a burst face and legs. (can always dream) is the peanut head fit for the bitters? if hes not that little string of piss Savic will get owned by Didhe dive Dogshit!
gaz
You fucking nut head, missed your posts pal! You always crack the fuck out of me
@Cedars
Agree re Lampard and Nani. Nani is (was?) a little immature, but nothing more sinister than that.
Team of current PL cunts:
Reina (why not)
A. Cole (mercenary)
JT (where do I start?)
Bramble (rapey)
Glen Johnson (racism apologist)
Gerrard (thug)
Cattermole (thug)
De Jong (shitty thug)
J Barton (thug and embarrassing self-styled revolutionary martyr)
Tevez (…)
Suarez (the ultimate cunt)
cedars
Your right,he is probably a decent guy,its just that he has this smug look whenever he scores that just annoys me (petty?probably). Take a look
http://www.google.com/m/imgres?client=ms-opera-mini&q=lampard+smug+look+scoring&channel=new&start=3&site=images&imgid=ANd9GcQ7fnr-ZNI0SvxliiJixuRQMtavFfl3RSFuAT2l4g5kFqTu9EoC8Sv7Pys&imgsz=30459&imgurl=http://cdn.theweek.co.uk/sites/theweek/files/styles/theweek_article_main_image/public/frampard-440.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.theweek.co.uk/football/premier-league/42350/frank-lampard-goal-raises-rumour-level-la-galaxy&ht=248&wd=440&tbnh=72&tbnw=127&ei=5lZoT4C4F6n-iQK_hwE&ved=0CA4Q9QEwAw
Cedars
Give us a hug Cedars!
kanchelskis
Now that is a line up
El Chavico !
Hope our homeboy JT gets the boot in then.
Come On Chelsea!
Redslevin
Lampard endured the death of his mum and most of his goal celebrations were directed at the sky in her memory, we have to respect that
cedars – glad to be of service pal! been busy with work commitments and other stuff so have been unable to get on to voice my dis-pleasure of the cunts in the world!
Hello Cedars,
i dint knew you are an HR
Hope all is well mate,
MG,
how much you paid for your sense of humor?
Jeet,
Good luck mate
gaz
Good luck in your job life mate, just keep them foul mouthed rants coming, they light up the place….
Thanks for all the wishes, friends!!
I was interviewed by a tall, distinguished looking man. Very mild mannered and prep school type – could have been a banker or a lawyer. Cedars asked me to maintain eye contact, so I stared and stared like he was the personification of Nigella’s titties. If I don’t get the job, you know who to blame – ohh, damn all the Van Persies!!
Jokes apart, I thought it went all – thanks once again!!!
Jeet
All the best pal, no need to bring my son into this though! haha
Sandeep
0
All the best things in life are free
Nigella’s titties………. Drooling
Sandeep
HR all my life buddy, most hated man in a company! haha
Laters you RED freaks
“the cockney lezzer”. Quality.
gazs team of fuckhead cunts.
Pepper Spray chief celebrater and played no games in the W/C Flashbulb Scouse Cunt Reina
Diego Slugano – Cunt supports racists cunts never seen the fuck head play but he won my heart of hate
John Terry – Captain Worst tastic boney faced tosser beat my chest to show my primal insticts for Cunty ness, Fuck my best friends missus and his dog CUNT!!!
Jamie Shittagher – cant kick footballs but can kick opposing players gets away with the slimeiest fouls and the fucking cunt commentators say “its experiance” nah Gaz says its fucking shitness a disease formulated and owned exclusively by LFC and Jamie Hoofagher talentless mong.
Ashley Cole – gammy looking scrawny shit head Terrys little bitch
Stevie Me – this overrated Cunthole that should be shat on fucking Stevie GBH go fuck your mothers brother ya lanky piss head
Kelvin Davies aka pigeon chest Kevin Davies this man is a fucking thug and an ugly cunt with that. wouldnt piss on him if he were on fire
Craig Neckallamy – this little pigmy basterd is high on my list of Cunts
Joey Barton – fucking thug with his gay little quif who the fuck does he impress? Brutus who made him his bitch in prision?
Luis Suarez – Teethy cheesy racist little greasy basterd. fucking teeth like planks and face like an ass. The man epitimises the shit that is LFC little pointy faced cunt
Carlos the troll Tevez – Necky mark 2 kettle neck is whats wrong with footballers these days fucking no neck basterd his uglyness is a crime against humanity!
As for Lampard i like taking the piss outta him as much as the next man hes not a Cunt just an overrated footballer in my opinion hes also a small bit overweight haha!
Be nice
It’s Nigellas beautiful sumptuous delectable breasts
Jens Lehman
Carragher CLLC Keown Cole
Barton Ballack Gerrad
Suarez Tevez Bellamy
Manager: Tramp Kenny
Alomst exclusive Spanish bench: Reina, Puyol, Alvez, Busquets, Masceranho, Robbie Keane. As always, sheer cuntingness keeps talent on the bench
@Jeet
Lol. Only three of those are Spanish!
Ahh Masceranho…. LOL. I keep confusing Alvez as well – it’s hard to think of the diving, cunting, racist twat as Brazilian
I knew you would all love my team of cunts idea, here is my updated one
Cedars
MG Gaz JC Stateside Aussie
MikeKelly James King Eric WilleRed nut
Zibbie Jeet
Manager – Giggs12
@Jeet
Also, it’s easy to think Robbie Keane is Spanish as his boyhood clubs include Barca, Athletico Madrid, Hercules, Deportivo La Coruna and Real Zaragoza
Robbie Keane also is a boyhood supporter of celtic, Liverpool, and Spurs
G12G0
Where’s Watson on that list?
The pasta munching surrender monkey is cracking…..
http://www.football365.com/news/21554/7612155/-We-Will-Win-The-Title-
I bet he would ‘love it’ if he beat us now…
@Giggs12: I’m fucking shite as a striker – best as right back, but like CuntCarragher, can play all across defence. And besides, I must be captain!
But King Eric as the midfield bruiser would be just fucking awesome! And Gaz as the hardman CB – wow! Die ABUnati, die!!
LOL @ kanchelskis!
@MG: Watson is our team’s secret voodoo weapon
…and I refuse to play in a 4-4-2 formation
Jeet
We can swap places
Total football
Watson – voodoo
And of course, there’s only one “Head of Medical & Fitness Affairs”. Never understood all that medical jargon, it’s all Greek to me
@Ccedars: Just look at the RoM team. Can you imagine a real situation where you were playing GK and me in defence? Rapid interchange of the ball be fucked, more like rapid interchange of the spliff
Giggs12
My cunting was always more effective from the centre of the park.
Damn. With our illustrious Europa League run now over, this leaves us with 9 games left over the next 2 months. ROM is bound to veer off topic quite a bit. Especially in the middle of each week.
Bring back sachu to spice up things.
Jeet
Alright mate yuo are captain cunt
I still refuse to play
Jeet
Thats because you are cunt, so you have to play this is my team of cunts
Jeet
Fuck off to Argentina for 3 months. Giggs12 will say you’ll never play for RoM cunts again then reinstate you as captain!
@costas:
yes bring back sachu, goat, redscot, kr, captaink9 we need them to “warming” this place now
BTW, How could people forget to add berties duo; micah richards & vincent kompany into their XI Cunts? richards for his moral victory bollocks, his premature goal celebration last week &kompany “in our head we’re win” (do head surgery u mong!)
“Craig Neckallamy ”
“Joey Barton – fucking thug with his gay little quif ”
Keep them coming Gaz you nutcase.
Lads I would be fucking shit in midfield. I couldn’t run a bath let alone a game. Too many fags. I would be fucked after five minutes!
Skysports’ twitter just reported that the CLLC is out of tomorrow’s game. Yeah, I think I’ll pin my hopes on Stoke then…
@Mikekelly12 : The manager is treating me like a dog!!!
……………
……………
……………
…the manager is my bitch!!
Or, to regirgitate an old Watson gag, the manager says my position is untenable. He’s all wrong – I keep telling you my position right back!
ohh, damn the typos…
my pleasure King Eric plenty more abuse where that came from!
LoneStar Red oh I agree, Tony was MOTM for me, I was just noting Rooney was happy with how the game unfolded and after 3, 4-0 sure Rooney wanted to score and I loved that curling shot. That was after all the other were involved and the game was won. Sure Rooney would love a hat trick every game, but not if the team does not win Silverware. I must read many more post now BRB>
He’s looney for Rooney!
You got that right!
In the US on my Comcast from Chicago is replaying the Man Utd vs Wolves in HD this afternoon.
I would be a power forward who is quick but lacks speed, good in the air and a poacher extraordinaire, like Robin of the Hood the kings deer would be mine. And I would get a Red card every 3rd game.
Oh to have Tony back for the run in, gives me a peace in my soul, knowing now 20 is surely within grasp.
Come on Rent Boyz,
United invite 3 brazilians for trial. with our record with the samba boys, surely one of them will transform into romario.
SAF has been shopping hard, he has a list, he is checking it twice. Looking for physical talent, and a mental toughness to make it at the WORLDS LARGEST SPORTING CLUB!!! $hity and the Rent Boyz chase and spy on Man Utd scouting department, they have private eyes following the gaffers brother were ever he goes. And bid on what they think SAF wants. So much misinformation this time of year, but SAF does have a short list, we will see soon enough. Clyne has been mentioned and fits the age profile and if he is English all the better to meat the British player quota.
SAF hands have been freed for the British youth and no more 90 mile radius thing. Man Utd has set up with the Dutch club to get young South American talent work permits and first choice of the lads after a year or 3 of development and having established the work permit needs.
I read back with Fletch’s illness that leaves Carrick as the only established CM if he goes down, sure Scholes might sign for next year but that’s for 22 to 27 games. If SAF has chose to let’s Anderson go then a cm might come in if not? A FB, Winger and Striker might come.
My balls itch, therefore I am.
Giggs12
Nice team of cunts you have there, thanks for picking me boss!
Gaz
You nut case, that was fucking hilarious
Jeet/Costas CLLC??? Sorry, can’t keep up (hangs head). Assume it is some piss take for JT ??
If you are talking about JT (His Royal Knobness is my preferred moniker as of reading it this am
But honestly, am starting to love the -lico aspersions to the tie.
El Cashlico
El Chavlico (personal favorite)
El Plastico
I am prepared to be laughing my socks off…. hoping for some red blooded challenges as well. Rooting for CSKA Landon on this one. Who knew ?!
Sure you could have guessed……
My Dick
We need the tranny and side show bob in top form for tomorrow.
Gaffer I will play anywhere you need me. Your dick has become a cunt in your control.
FletchTHEMAN
Captain Leader Legend Cunt CLLC
Side Show Bob, stand up and play defense first then make your runs. I hope DD is in one of his moods, the type we know all to well.
When Danny Welbeck, becomes Dan the Man Welbeck. I see him some 7 to 12 lbs heavier and an inch taller and his feet are under him and his mind slows the game down a bit, look the fuck out a world class striker with a chance to be in the worlds best 5 strikers that runs his ass off on defense as well.
@FletchTHEMan: “His Royal Knobness” had me in fucking splits
@Zibbie: That was profoundly existential
Bite Me.
http://www.givemefootball.com/premier-league/mancini-we-will-win-the-title
Jeet Thanks man.
Its been FIVE Days since a “proper ” post was put on here by Scott, not just paper quotes. And folk wonder why shit loads of regulars are fucking off in their droves. This was THE best United blog about , thats why it attracted my attention in 07 but of late it has been dogshit. Sorry but thats how I see it. No doubt some will tell me not to bother coming on but I do still in the hope Scott may have done a decent new thread. Alas no.
@ Zibbie and all
Welbeck is gojng the same course as Fletcher. Some day soon everyone will go “WOW this guy is awesome.” He is very underrated as a passer and must continue to develop.
Zibbie is SAF is nothing if not a strategic thinker. HE will well be aware to not compromise his intended targets. I look at how this team is shaping up and methinks we are building a well oiled machine for WORLD DOMINATION.
Zibbie is right is what I meant.
FT 3-2 Stoke v MUFC U18
United U18 went down to defeat after going down by 3. There was an exciting come back with the academy lads clawing back 2 in the last 20 minutes. Pierluigi Gollini, the youngster we signed from Fiorentina last year, got a debut in goal for the Reds.
http://www.manutd.com/en/Players-And-Staff/The-Academy/Academy-News/2012/Mar/academy-stoke-v-manchester-united-report.aspx
Costas: Ha ha ha. I had heard that one to be fair. Cheers!
Maybe.. just maybe The owner of the blog actually has to live his life and make a living rather than sit in front of a laptop all day conjuring up ideas to satisfy posters. I think he updates it more often than not. I’m just saying how i see it.
On welbeck, anyone with a footballing knowledge (i know there are many half-wits out there) would realise how talented he is. He’s technically gifted and brings flair and a whole different dimension to United’s attack. Yes he should improve his finishing but that will come with time and composure.
Thirdly, why do people keep calling this current united team ‘average’?. Yes we aren’t the finished article by all means and some massive improvements is required in certain key aspects of the team (recovering our european form, controlling games e.t.c) but we aren’t average and have room for improvement.
LSR spot on as per the norm, imo. “strategic thinking” I thought of this last week and remember how you phrase your thoughts, me thinks you ave military training as a member of the Armed Services or as some trained consultant or military historian of a sort. People can loose way with shot term tactical miss step. This does not mean long term strategic thinking. This ability to keep your head when kayos surrounds you. Is a attribute of ER Dr’s ETM’S, good military leaders, top sporting players in any sport.. A trained mind is meant to have reactions to things freeing it up to see what is, the zone for an NBA player who can not miss a shot, an in form player. Also a good CEO ect. ect..
Low blood sugar, hehe
People can loose way with shot term tactical miss step. This does not mean long term strategic thinking.
People can loose there way with a short term tactical miss step by over reacting and change there long term goals and plans. This does not mean your long term thinking is wrong.
hahaha
No food, to much coffee and been high for 3 hours already, and still have a sore throat and a bug in my chest.
Right folks I’m back again.
Where do I fit in the RoM team? Left out?
Yeah the quality of RoM has gone down a bit, it was brilliant in 07-08 and the next 2 seasons after. These last two seasons it’s gone down, but I reckon the comments and commenters are still the same, if not better.
Some folks on here are missed though, but none more so than suhayl before a Liverpool game.
With the idiotic comedians that keep swarming All over talksports and pundits like cunt-dy who has as much footballing knowledge as a slug flushed down the toilet, i really pity england.. i really do.
Breaking:
Sky Sports Mobile
Chelsea have confirmed midfielder Jacob Mellis (U21 and England U21 left back) has left the club after setting off a smoke grenade at the training ground.
Cole shoots someone and now Mellis is setting smoke grenades? Cobham must be just the place to send your sons/husbands for a bit of training then. But how is is a smoke grenade worse than bringing a rifle?
Confused…..
No average team for me. A team in transition from some all time greats retiring and playing at 37, 38 years old and 2 health casualties. Still last year won the PL and were the best of the rest in the CL. Things get regurgitated by lazy jurnos and over used miss used long after what ever pertinence is long gone.
Off for a lunch.
King Eric
Evening pal…. Spot on regarding the blog, whilst I agree with Samuel that Scott of course does have a life outside the blog, but this place is also part of his life.
I would honestly suggest that STR asks some of the posters here to write up articles on a regular basis and we have plenty of excellent writers, Stateside, Denton, MG, Balaji and many more. That would make it more interesting and would open up more debates.
theboogeyman
How have you been young man? Hope all is well my friend
people take this blog too seriously. “Quality has dropped” – i don’t get it, it’s primarily a public blog open to anyone, i don’t think any quality can be measured because of various opinions which you probably don’t like. I post one or two post and get the fuck off it, no nostalgic crap.
@King Eric
Hi mate. Like I said earlier, with our schedule being lighter from now on, I wouldn’t expect plenty of new threads. But I do agree that it should be updated more often. And I am not talking about a Fergie quote or a Rooney quote. I mean by Scott’s personal take on a match, a player or a development at our club. Scott’s view on United matters was the first thing that drew me to this blog.
Ask carBANGrick. He was so damn sure Carrick isn’t United quality. It’s people like him who adamantly call the team average and poorest team seen for a while.
UEFA announce that the 2014 Champions League final will be held at Benfica’s Estadio da Luz in Lisbon.
Booking my flights and rooms tomorrow! Get in U reds.
I think this blog started going down hill, when Cedars came back yesterday. He he.
YorYor
Haha.where did you drag that piece of shit from?
Don’t know… hah. Samuel was asking that, and somewhere up there, people were writing about Carrick and asking where all those criticising the team went… and that name just had to stand out.
What are the chances they’d play the CL Final in Singapore? Zero? Damn. But one can dream.
Samuel
I agree with you to a large extent, yes its a public forum, anyone can come on, post whatever they like then piss off. Everyone has an opinion and rightly so.
To me however this place is very personable, reason being is that I have made a lot of friends on here, most that I am in touch with outside the blog, be it via phone, texts or emails. Its the only related United blog that I read or even post on so I care for the place. Hell I only visit our official site once every 2 weeks!
@Fletch
Nice. Bebe returns to his home country to win the big one with United!
Willie
Ha ha you Irish nut….. Just me I guess, I ruin things!
@boogeyman
The quality of the blog was definitely at an all time high in 08-09. That’s when I joined.
Ah suhayl. My favorite trash talker in here. No scouser dared to comment.
I miss Drew Vader as well. We had our disagreements about Berbatov, but he was one of those sceptics you could have a serious conversation with.
Zibbie – The reason why they call this team average is because of comparisons with previous united teams. Meaning we should never move on and actually build a new team, these bitter bastards still underestimate this team and that’s great because it piles more pressure on city. A.B.Us and their ignorance never fail to ammuse.
Honestly, What gives with Cobham smoke bomb story? We were on it for days when Cole shot the schoolboy. Think this is funny as all! Be printing up a few Justice4JacobMellis T-shirts.
Costas Bebe for Ballon d Or then
Don’t panic
I’m here
This is Dr. Frasier MG Crane
I’m listening.
Costas
Speaking of joining dates, I started posting early 2010 and will never forget that the first three to greet me were King Eric, Willie and your good self!
Dr MG Crane
I have a problem…. Thing is, I keep chewing gum and looking at my watch. Can you help?
@Cedars
Really? I am not usually the one to make the first step, lol. Must have been something different about you.
Who cares what other people say about United! Jason Cundy says United are average? A big so fucking what! Fuck him and his plastic wife!
Costas
Ya, I was too sweet to resist back then! ha ha
Cedars, Costas
Random fact of the day. I started posting around mid 2010 and the first three to greet me were Balaji and the two of you.
On a side note, what ever happened to Bebe? Wasn’t he expected to be back in training around mid Feb?
cedars – your love for the blog is evident buddy but i just don’t think the owner can consistently come up with ideas to run a blog, i’m not on as often so i probably don’t notice how much it gets updated but why are we all throwing a tantrum? come on, give the blog owner a break, let’s get on with it. A bitch is probably keeping him busy, posters are 2nd best ha!
Cedars
No problem
Let me call Harry for you.
Ring ring…
Hello?
Hi Harry this is Dr. Frasier MG Crane, Cedars needs your help.
Triffic I’ll do my best you know.
Harry Cedars can’t stop chewing gum and looking at his watch, what do you think?
What do I think? Well I think he’s got Alex syndrome you know? The only way to get over that is to carry on chewing more gum and buy a bigger watch, triffic.
Thanks Harry.
Thanks Dr, by the way have you seen Jeff
Well yes I have Harry he’s with Sally!
Well he broke my heart, I love that man I do.
I know Harry, bye Harry!
dela
Really? No recollection! I recall you live in Bahrain and we discussed channels that air live games right?
Samuel
No one is giving STR a hard time mate, just suggestions. If he is off shagging a hot babe then bravo! ha ha
And the mope likes George Micheal!
The day I start taking notice of Cundy and his like, is the day I pack football in. Durham is a dick sometimes, but I’d take him over Jason(Orange)Cundy.
MG
You’re a nut case ha ha, just pissed myself. ‘Alex syndrome’ quality
Cedars
Oh yes. Something about the FA Cup games not being aired in the middle east, I think.
Lunch was good, twitter has caught STR’s fancy.
Were here, and change the subject to what is pertinent. When we run out of that, well chicks are hot. Hotties on Sky are always a good thing, Meg is taken.
dela
Yes, somewhere along those lines, also the bliss of pirated cable in these parts….
WIN WIN WIN no 20 WIN WIN WIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPgPrtOxvK4
Come ON UNITED
You’re welcome Cedars
Date Time Home Away Venue Competition
Mar 26 3:00 ET Manchester United v Fulham Old Trafford Premier League
Apr 2 3:00 ET Blackburn Rovers v Manchester United Ewood Park Premier League
Apr 8 8:30 ET Manchester United v Queens Park Rangers Old Trafford Premier League
Apr 11 2:45 ET Wigan Athletic v Manchester United DW Stadium Premier League
Apr 15 11:00 ET Manchester United v Aston Villa Old Trafford Premier League
Apr 22 7:30 ET Manchester United v Everton Old Trafford Premier League
Apr 30 3:00 ET Manchester City v Manchester United Etihad Stadium Premier League
May 6 9:00 ET Manchester United v Swansea City Old Trafford Premier League
May 13 10:00 ET Sunderland v Manchester United
So, so very weird no FA cup or CL quarter finals/ simi finals in there.
Holy crap Batman, that was the Penguin!!!!
I know Robin, to the bat chairs.
Terry out of tomorrows game oh didn’t c that comming. The pricks
I think Cedars has a valid point. If Scott hasn’t got the time to post like he used too, then give some of the lads on here who post on a regular basis the chance to air their views. Scott has given his Twitter mates the opportunity to write articles, so why not the main contributors? As Cedars said, Denton, Stateside, Balaji and MG are excellent writers. Much better than me, though I do try my best! I’d like to throw Costas into the mix too. Yeah, even if it’s about the medical team lol. I won’t personally get on Scott’s case. You don’t know whats going on in peoples personal life. Honestly, I think it’s a great idea, and takes some of the slack off StR’s shoulders. I’m sure Scott isn’t too big headed, to take our concerns on board. ps I didn’t mention Sir Giles for obvious reasons lol.
Thank you Willie, many thanks
My doctor said this evening…….
“I’m just going to cup your testicles sir…………”
“Then I shall need to insert a finger into your anus…………”
Is this something you’re familiar with………..?”
“Yes, but I usually get them to buy me a drink first.” I replied.
evening boys……. cough cough…..
Just had what I call multiple sneeze orgasms…… Bloody hell, 7 or 8 in row just blow my head off!
Evening MrBee
Hi all…
Goal.com’s PFA nominated player of the year is…. RVP!!
http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2012/03/20/2978697/van-persie-the-standout-winner-ahead-of-silva-kompany-rooney
Hi Lebomanc
Of course it has to be RvP, he is like a football god of sorts!
I went to the Doctor’s with a sneezing problem….. told him every time I sneezed I had an an orgasm…..
He asked me what I was taking for it……
Pepper, I told him……..
attishoo…. attishoo…….attishoo
Been too busy at work to post during the day but G12 you pegged me on that list pal, I don’t have buckets of speed but at 5’11″ 18 stone no one is getting through me in the center…
re: STR having to work a 2nd job instead of posting, you’d think with all the income from the crazy pop-up ads he’d be rolling in $$ and retiring to a beach in Malta or at least a nice highrise in Salford…
MrBee
Ha ha ha ha……
I went to the doctor today and he said he’d need a sample of shit from me.
I’ve just emailed him the address of Manchester City.
Cedarsdevil
The voting was like 80% for RVP! Arsenal would probably relegate without him in the team
JC
Never mind anyone getting through you mate, I am a big enough cunt to cover the whole fucking goal…. I have to thank the boss Giggs12 for having faith in me!
Antonio Valencia: floats “like a hummingbird” and “stings like a rhinoceros”, at least that’s how Steve Bartram of ManUtd.com might describe Antonio if you asked him.
Couldnt disagree with that!
I wouldn’t say I’m the best poster on here Cedars, but I’m in the top one!
Old Cloughy was a genius!
JC
Only 5’11? Next to me and Giggs12 you would look like a midget! Mind you, on the plus side, next to James and King Eric you would be a giant! ha ha
Lebomanc
True that, its RvP FC after all!
Willie
You have just touched my heart. Clough (RIP) was a genius, I rate him as high as the likes of Busby, Shanks and Fergie
Btw, anyone know yet when the 2nd leg of the FAYC semi is at Chelski, has it been scheduled yet?
samuel – Yes mate and maybe us regulars VOTED for the blog in the awards which he duly won. A blog is not a blog without decent posters. Also Sam I too am fucking sick of cunts mate saying this United side is shit. Most goals, possibly highest points total ever. Two of the best widemen about. Top strikers. Top young keeper. Great defence. Fucking idiots.
samuel – No mate the issue is more the lack of threads. We used to get great write ups from Scott. View from the enemy, Reactions and so on.
Costas and Cedars – Spot on lads!
Costas – Oh yeah mate. I forgot about Drew Vadar. Top lad. Failsworth, RedManc, Jake, East Stand manc, SmokeBreakSteve . Loads have gone. Spencer, Suhayl and of course Kings!
Another bean pole in JC. WTF have you lot been eating? Me and the 4′ 7 king eric need some.
RE the lack of threads. Who cares I read all I need to know on manutd.com I only come on here to get insulted and stay off topic.
King Eric- I too am sick of the ‘ united are on the decline’ bandwagon . Shift in premise – especially from cit-ey fans – is from the team being shit , now we are top and showing form to the premier league/ media conspiracy theory that the powers that be want united to win. The proof – allegedly – being poor decisions re city penalties free kicks and red cards. The same media who , all season lauded city and paid scant regard to united.
Light Blue Touch Paper And Retreat.
samuel – Olly Holt and the like on twatter are keeping him busy pal, not a bitch!
Don’t forget Paco Rabane and Red Riding Wolf, King Eric?
King Eric
Spot on regarding Kings, thank fuck I am in touch with him….. Bloody miss his posts and ABU rants
Oi. Fuck off with this King Eric is a midget bollocks!!! I am just shy of 6 feet. Don’t believe James!
King Eric. You know my feelings on Negative comments about the Manager, team and players. The one that bores the pants off me never has a good word to say about Utd and probably moaned about all 9 goals we scored against Ipswich is Uncle Liverpudlian. No sorry his wife.
Jimmy James
King Eric is only 4’7? Thought he was 5’2?
King Eric has small man syndrome.
Red Billy – Exactly mate. It is becoming a worn out cliche now and has been banded about for two seasons “Not a great United side”. Well whats that say about the like of Spurs who only three weeks ago the Beetroot cunt arse lickers were tipping for the title? They are now 17 points behind.
Willie – Who were those two? Paco Rabanne and thingy?
James – You prat! I am getting smaller by the week! 5 feet 6. Five feet 2. NOW Four foot 7! Ha.
Cedars
I forget how tall he is I just know that Warwick Davis towers over him.
To all the midgets of RoM, worry not the likes of me and Giggs12 have the cradles ready and will rock you to bed
King Eric
I never took you for a 4’5 person to be honest
Jolly Green giant Cedars chased all the wee men away. Bully.
Either that, or MG’s 5 week old cold has found it’s target! Ha ha
Don’t listen to them King Eric. Height doesn’t matter vertically. Only horizontally! If you are 5’2 in that area, more power to you.
One of the guys I’d love to see back is Red Manc. Like I’ve said before, he was the first guy to welcome me here.
@willie
Personally I can’t write a coherent and eloquent long article to save my life, but I’d love to see something from the 4 people you mentioned. Don’t know if I would read a Denton Davey article about Berba, lol, but other than that, he could do the business.
@dela
Hi mate. Really? I didn’t remember that. 2010 must have been a year when I was open with people, lol. I am usually too shy to get a communication started.
Target initiated
Target sort
And fire!
Cough cough – stupid cold won’t go away!
Nurse!
Don’t be modest now, Costas. We know you’d love to write a goodbye article on Berba!
Thanks for that earlier mention Willie
Personally I wouldn’t mind at all but I have to do something for Cyril first and I am very busy writing otherwise myself
I’m just blessed writing comes naturally to me – but that doesn’t make me better than the rest, I couldn’t do this without the spark everyone gives me
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Willie
I am no bully, full of love and affection I am, hence my soft spot for the wee men, i.e. James and King Eric!! hahaha
Me and Costas should just write a book on Kebabology
Then watch us make some money
@willie
Ah no pal. It will involve too much ranting and bitching.
I’ll leave it up to someone like Stateside Aussie, Balaji or Mr. C.
Evening fuck bags.
When we’re in Platts I have to pass on anything James says to Giggs12… Conversation courier if you like. I’ve got to say, never thought King Eric was in the hob goblin category. Good set of shoulders on the lad! Anyway, deffo a lack of threads, quick reaction went to slow reaction went to no reaction.
Leave nurses out of this discussion, that is my area
@MG
We’ll dedicate the book to those responsible for making kebabs a ROM past time last year: Hernandez, Vidic, Berba, Rooney, Nani and of course, Bebe.
Mike
Whats up fuck face? Ha ha you cracked me up…. Poor old Jimmy James, so short he cannot be heard eh?
Costas
Not forgetting all those that turn up when we lose and then never turn up when we win
Oh nurse? He he.
Ok Here Goes.
Reactions to the victory over Wolves.
Their fans were good fun and traded banter well. Rooney had a blinder as did Welbeck. Chicharito scored 2 needed goals and looked sharp all game. Can see why some rave about Pogba and as for Evans DDG and Valencia just not good enough.
In the end ‘We won 5 fucking Nil’ The only negative comment was there was no beer on sale inside Molineux. Grrrrrr
Cedars
Too short even with my corrective heel shoes. Not easy having two legs shorter than the rest.
The looser’s club, charter member’s KR and Anti Scouser.
Chaps. The point I was trying to make is that unless you’re a regular poster you tend to visit for the articles AND the comments… I’ve been reading ROM for about 3 years and rarely posting. It just seems to me that there aren’t many in depth articles on here anymore, in fact it’s a rare treat when we do… hence the accolades handed out to Denton when he properly puts the hours in and gives us all a real insight in to the club’s history. Not slagging STR off, I follow him on Twitter as well, just reckon that there are other people out there who would love to write articles for the blog. But ultimately it’s a blog… a blog gets visited because of the articles!! …and fuck me after the topsy turvy season we’re having it’s not as if there’s nothing to discuss! Anyway….
450
Sir Giles gets his pen on, here.
Plus it takes f**king hours for the pages to load when there’s 450 posts!!
On a different note… 3 new brazilians on trial?! The medical team clearly had too much time on their hands now that the injury list is getting shorter!!!!!!
Kev e
You can write or suggest articles. I think its in the contacts bit.
Topsy and Turvy don’t post no more, either?
James
Rooney had a blinder? Must have been watching the wrong match mate, the guy is average at best. Give me a Henderson any day of the week
Carroll>rooney hehe
Looks like Muamba is one lucky lucky lad.
Fabrice Muamba has been ‘laughing and joking with Bolton players’ according to the latest reports
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/fabricemuamba-laughing-and-joking-following-cardiac-arrest-7578955.html
Well the episode did 3 things.
- Gave everyone a crash course in heart health
- Showed there is a footie community that can cross supporter lines (except for a few racially challenged toads).
- Taught everyone how to spell Muamba !
MG – Sorry mate, I was drinking a cup of tea lol. I’d rather read an article from you, or someone else who posts on the blog regularly. No disrespect to other guest writers, but they ain’t on here every other day.
Cedars
You know me and Zibbie wear Rooney tinted specs.
I’m genuinely happy that Muamba is recovering well, sky say he’s joking and laughing about with mates, talked with Coyle, responding and answering questions, speaking french and english & had a comfortable monday night.
Chequesea without JT and Shitty without either Kompany or Lescott. Hope Chelshit get lucky.
JT wont make the game but will be on the touchline which is a added boost.
Been reading this blog since the time of Jesus, St Paul. now that is a poster I miss. Bugger was great at taking the piss
Willie
I’ll agree there especially bloody Admin and his/her stupid bet posts
Oh they drive me mad!
I hope that tea was good – was it from Lebanon by any chance
Cedars me old china… I usually bring paper cups connected by string so he can speak to everyone! Any sign of Maya and the ex yet pal?
One topic I’d love to discuss lads, Is CedarsDevil a bully? Look how he talks down to young/old Jamesy? Just because he doesn’t sit the stretty, or his small stature. Just not right imo.
St Paul was great, loved his take on the time they switch from a severed head as a ball to an air filled cows blatter. Traditionalist said the game would never be the same.
Papii
I can’t wait for JT to do the Avram tomorrow on the touchline
Cedars a bully?
Nah he’s a big soft teddy bear…
Mike
No sign yet, ex is over worked mate, fucking bad luck…..
Willie – Bring it on
Cedars a softy, not when his nurse is on duty.
St. Paul ?
He was the one who wanted to keep the sacrificial lamb instead of handshakes.
Better for the kebabs !
St Peter, now that was a man……….
RvP >>>>> Rooney
Hell rises
This blog would be dead without me.
There were quite a few cunts, and I don’t use there term lightly, on here who were banging on about Scholes coming out of retirement was a panic move and showed signs of desperation!!! Think I read that we’ve compiled 25 out of a possibl 27 points since he made the decision!! That’s fucking desperate!!! Let’s panic!
Dead serious you mean willie.
Willie
Life as we know it would make no sense without you
I fight wars for the wee men!
Costas – Are you referring to my Anderson article, I posted on here last week? That was serious.
Or are we talking about a different St Paul….
Cedars Devil said to James and Giggs
Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury
No, said they you Cockney twat
But we’ve heard of the K standers.
Jason Lee>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>RVP
MikeKelly
Good call. Scholes came back because he realized he retired to early. Still has a load of games in those legs.
Plan A: Kebabs and a nice flagon first…….. We can panic later, if we remember!
St Paul of the Genitals.
He’s got a pineapple on his head……
Rooney has renamed the Bitters v Rent Boys game El Plastico!!!!
MG –
I wouldn’t be surprised if JT does a Maureen and pokes the eyes of Mankini.
Di Matteo believes he did not stick the knife into AVB, He exclusively revealed “It was a Fork”.
Watching the Nuggets play the Black Cats, is this volley ball? Fucking hilarious
K Stand my arse, silent stand barmy army!
Papii
I thought Jason Lee was good in, My name is Earl? Randy is the man though!
Tomorrow
JT will finally use all of his Football Manager skills to become the manager we want him to become.
JT will mastermind citys downfall
All hail JT Football Manager God
Mike
You are fucking clueless, Scholes is rubbish, we begged him out of retirement…..
Scholes had divine intervention when coming out of retirement
That and of course he had blessings from the wife
Schoes is vastly overrated. So says the ginger Durham.
Leeds getting spanked at home by Forrest!
Regarding Scholes’ return, would it have happened if Anderson and Tom weren’t injured? Probably not. So in a way it was a desperate measure. Plus, you expect a team (at least one with United’s resources) to buy a player when they are dealing with problems ar a certian position. Not bring a player out of retirement. Has the Scholes gamble paid off? Definitely. He looks fresher than he did in the last 2 seasons. However, that move has me worried that we will once again look to keep him around next season instead of buying the midfielder we need. And as great as Scholes looks at 37-38, he’s not the future of this team.
@Wiilie
What article was that, lol? How many injuries he gets just by waking up each morning?
Willie
Durham the football genius! He just hates that Scholes has hogged the ginger limelight….mmmm ginger and lime! The cunt does however big up Carrick!
Leeds pull it back to 3 3, then Forest make it 4 3! Lol.
3 -3 at the sheep shaggers, been quiet on this but come ON Forrest
@Costas
Mate, if Scholesy does stay on, I think it’ll only be to give a rest to the likes of Pogba, Clevz and Tunni. Maybe to help cope with the loss in experience we had this season when we lost so many experienced title-winners. Always helps to have someone as level-headed as Scholesy to play alongside.
Get in there ………….Bash them sheep shagging Munich chanting bastards
5 3 Forest! ha ha.
Ha ha ha 5 – 3 now, get stuck in you fucking beauties
Willie
Same wave length?
Costas
I hope it would have happened. I don’t think their injuries were the catalyst for him thinking he retired too early! He’s been vitaly important in games this season. Bringing back a tried and trusted legend for free, never desperate or a gamble in my book. Spending £30m in January on an unknown quantity in the Prem, now that’s desperation!
Spooky Cedars? I was reading your mind!
And Hoilett puts Sunderland’s hopes in the toilet…
Come on Forest Come on Forest
We all hate leeds scum
Willie – You know me so well!
6 3 Cedars? Lol.
Cedars
3-6 Marro is a happy man!! We all hate Leeds scum!!!!
Bash the fucking bastards, bash the fucking bastards hahaha
6 – 3 Sheep shagging Munich chanting bastards being well and truly put to the sword
Forest player has scored 4 goals!
Fucking hell? 7 3 Forest! Neil Warnock is making some impression.
We want 7, we want 7 ….attack attack attack attack
@ Zibbie. I can tell you this. The ability to function and excel under danger/duress is key. But it is a double edged sword. One can become addicted to the adrenaline and the heightened state of being. Paradoxically , a coping technique for some who are in such situations is to sleep just prior to entry if the situation permits. And the let down after is hard. I have seen many walk away from marriages and family to pursue adrenaline and endorphins. When immersed for long periods in such an environment burnout (PTSD) can ensue. It is similar to stress but entirely different. It is a potent drug. Learning to control the adrenaline takes time and practice. But once achieved you can truly be “in the zone”. Perception, fluid movement,reaction and thought all flow seamlessly. It is almost out of body. We had a tornado here a couple of years back. I was in a situation which was quite perilous. By God’s grace I am still here (just like all the other times). It had been quite a while since I experienced that rush. Fell dead asleep afterwards. Then came the shakes. They come after the danger has passed.
I can see things in a concerted big picture manner. That is how MUFC goes about their business. ( That is why Mourhino is NOT the one to replace SAF. At his core it’s about him and not the legacy of the club.) We will have ebbs and flows. But with many competent personnel in place, with good LEADERSHIP and a vision all ascribe to ,we move forward. Even if it means taking a step or two backward to reassess and reacquire our true course. The fact that we are top of the EPL as we take a step back does not bode well for the rest of the table.
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hahaha so its fucking 7! Pissing my self
Warnock and leeds suit each other. 7goals conceded? cedars will be dancing around a fire tonight.
The other side affect is the tremendous ego. One must be balanced and grounded. A large dose of humility and living for something bigger than yourself does wonders.
@Pratyush
There are a couple of ifs in that theory though. Pogba signing a new deal is one of them. Another one is Tunni. I have a feeling that he’ll be on loan next season as well. Judging by Fergie’s recent comments, Scholes doesn’t sign contract extensions just to be called in a case of emergency. He wants to start games. So should he stay fit, we could be looking at 25-30 starts for him next season. I’d love to have Scholes stay as a squad player. His presence in the locker room is invaluable. Is it what he wants though?
Anyway, for me the midfield conundrum boils down to something different. The lack of a player that will stick his foot in and hassle the opposition’s midfield. It’s one of the reasons we’ve conceded as many goals this season. We don’t have a player like that in Fletcher’s absence. And God knows what his future holds.
@Mikekelly
Yeah, but I wasn’t talking about Sneijder mate.
I am pretty sure that Scholes was missing football. But like I said, it’s not usually the normal pattern in these circumstances. Anyway, I am not blind to the fact that it’s been a succesfull comeback. His form has exceeded my expectations. But it only prolonged the inevitable until the summer. How will we approach the whole midfield situation then? Especially if Pogba leaves and Fletcher fails to return.
West Ham are shocking at home.
Messi became Barcelona’s leading all time scorer today with 235 goals. Took him a long time.
But that’s just secondary to the really important news. Take that you Leeds scum.
Samuel
I am going fucking mental here! ha ha
@ Costas Regarding the lack of a “Fletcher” /DM
Pogba shows balance. Offensive at his core but willing and eager to press and chase. Cleverly is offensively biased ( fear of injury perhaps).
@Samuel
What do you mean “tonight”? He already was dancing around some bonfire, calling on the spirits to spook the shite out of the SS defenders.
We all hate leeds scum we all hate leeds scum…… Fucking murdering Munich chanting bastards
I had no doubt about that cedars haha.
Blackburn worry me, we still have to go to the Ewood park this season, i think we’ll be in for a tough game over there. Can united pick up junior hoilett? quality player on a free.
How heavy is he?
saad – i’m not Suprised, it’s all cedars fault for their trashing i hear leeds scream LOL
Samuel
Would not be you otherwise if you were not worried or nervous my friend…. You are just like a pregnant woman about to give birth, always freaked out! hahaha
Never mind me, I just like to take the piss…..You’re a good man
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/9154287/Trending-Sevillas-hot-dog-bench-a-song-for-Phil-Jones-gurning-and-Didier-Drogba-vs-Angry-Birds.html
It’s the Phil Jones Gurn song. (-:
Cedars – i would love to stroll through the season and think united will be entirely comfortable but in the premier league, that won’t happen. looking at blackburn, they seem to have a habit of causing an upset, 3-2 springs to mind
@ Samuel
Blackburn benefited mightily from first playing us during the festive season and when we were focused on other competitions. We looked past them and suffered the price for it. This is a totally different situation with a focused United. The results will be different. If they press in attack we will score at least three.
My heart says Chelsea can get a draw, but my head says city win this 2 1. Too strong at wastelands. I suppose it depends what Chelsea turn up. Jackal and Hyde team. Will they want it enough?
Lonestar – i agree. that loss was truly baffling to be honest. Let’s hope so, gotta go there and be professional.
Heart says
Chelsea win
Head says
City will fall apart
Win win!
I bet Cedars must be happy with the Forest result
Goodnight United
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Just wondering: has any player who has left OT as a 21 year-old been “brought back” after getting two/three/four years of experience playing regularly elsewhere ?
I’m asking that because I watched Phil Bardsley quite closely – not all match because friends dropped by and I had to be “civil” to them – and he impressed me again. I know that UTD have a number of young guys who are in line for the right-back job – Rafael/Fabio, MrJones, BigManSmalling – but I do wonder if Bardsley might not be a pretty good option as a box-to-box midfielder.
PhilB. has become the very best of the “exUTD” players in the EPL – apart from Phil Neville, who I think should have stayed on since he is so versatile AND will always be a ProperRed. Bardsley is a very, very tough s.o.b., has a great shot and is a very good passer. I also think that he is athletic enough to do the job. Plus, of course, he’s from Salford – and UTD need to have a local core-group.
@ Samuel
Professional, clinical and ruthless. We put them to the sword with no mercy. Nothing personal but our build up to the match with baby blue poo must be clinical. Each game on it’s own but very much a part of the march to 20.That will demoralize them and have WoMancini shaking in his scarf. A good indication of WoMancini’s state of mind will be his command of
English in the interviews prior to.
My penis says Chelsea will lose without the CLLC out there. Piss on them.
I think Terry not playing is good for Chelsea. Sergio Garcia would run him ragged.
That ship has sailed Denton.
WillieRedNut @ 23:03: “Sergio Garcia” ?
Why do you think that “that ship has sailed” in regard to my comment about Phil Bardsley ? Is it because SAF never brings back guys who have been sold on ? Or do you think that Bardsley just isn’t up-to-it ?
I love ROM. Things evolve – that’s natural. Why hanker for the past? New people on the blog all the time – just as good as the people who have drifted away. Things get stale if they stay the same.
Denton – I knew a Sergio of some description played for city? Augero! On Bardsley, decent player, but we’re ok at RB imo. I think he’s found his level at Sunderland. If he came to United now, I doubt he’d be first choice. The lads playing every week under a top manager in O’Neill. Still nice to see one of our products doing the business at a different club.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17349285
For Cedars.
Valencia and Evans have been immense. Absolutely amazing contribution by the duo. Valencia tends to get the praise but our Johnny is the unsung hero. I salute you both!
http://www.utdtillidie.blogspot.com/2012/03/unsung-hero-johnny-evans.html
Boy it’s sure good to see wunderkind Morrison getting that quality 1st team action that he so richly deserved … er wait, yeah he’s played as much for WHU as he did for us. Quality will tell out and all that.
“Kenny Dalglish to rivals- You’re all scared of Suarez”. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
James Lawton on tevez-gate:
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/james-lawton-win-at-any-price-sums-up-tevez-recall-7579382.html
Good morning, RoM!!
COME ON CHELSEA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh how I’d LOVE to see Torres re-find his scoring touch tonight at the Emptihad. The old Torres rampaging through a shitty back line and stuffing a few down that arrogant cunt Hart’s throat. I don’t think I’ve ever supported Chelsea before, but I will be tonight.
WOW! So many mentions yesterday and I wasn’t even on here. Many thanks to Cedars, Willie, Costas and all others.
I myself consider Willie, Costas, smartalex and others as much better writers because they can deliver the point within a few words and sentences whereas I ramble on for many paragraphs to deliver the same point lol.
Morning reds,
I just hope we lift the trophy at shittihad
that would be icing on the cake..
I can almost sense that this means we are a two-men team: Valencia and Rooney… If both men are present the team is in fine form, exclude one of these two men in the lineup and the team drops low in performance
@Sandeep1878 : how r u dude? I hope you mean we lift the trophy there irrespective of the result, and not wait for a win there to eventually lift it
Mancini reckons the title decider will be between us when we meet at Maine road, does that mean That Chelsea Arsenal and the rest are all going to roll over just to make his wish come true?
Who would have said that we would be wishing the scouse bastard turned rent boy a hatrick!
Come on ladyboy, make your darling Carragher proud tonight!
Having said that I strongly believe that we should win no 20 without any assistance from others!
Morning all
This thread is like deja vu!
The good thing about tonight’s game is that regardless of the result we will still be top. If I was a betting man I would go for a draw, the renties should be up for it if they are serious about getting 4th, which eventually I hope they don’t.
In other news, Patrick Vieira needs to shut his ugly cakehole.
“Paul Scholes is a player that I really love and admire, one of the best English players of the last few years, and seeing him come back is good for him and for United.
“But for him to come back just shows a little bit of weakness in United, because they had to bring a player back who was 37. I think it shows that, in the next few years, it will be really difficult for United to cope with other teams because, with all the respect I have for Scholes, him coming back shows that they don’t have talent in there to replace him.
When you see United losing young players like Ravel Morrison and maybe Paul Pogba, they should be really worried because that wouldn’t have happened in the past.”
What a fucking desperate PR stunt by City to try and get us nervous. He’s got no fucking clue about the Morrison and Pogba situations. Just scratching around in vain to find some harbingers of doom. Fucking do one mate.
On a personal level, he should feel ashamed to even mention a player TWO YEARS older than him who’s doing a great job for the team at the TOP of the league, while he spaffs around being an executive director for a team with which he has no connection other than via his fucking wallet.
How come we missed Viera on our AllStarsCunt Team? He’s right there with the very best.
Kanchelski. We could always bring back Roy Keane and really upset him!
who cares about viera?!!!
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kanchelskis
Wow, he actually said that? What a frigging tool……… By the way what exactly does he do at shitty?
@CedarsDevil
If you can stomach it, here’s the whole thing:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-city/9156526/Manchester-Citys-Patrick-Vieira-insists-bringing-back-Paul-Scholes-showed-Manchester-Uniteds-weakness.html
Another classic line has to be “Obviously, I spent nine years with Arsenal at the most crucial period of my career, between 20 and 29, so I understand when people ask why I didn’t go back there because the club will always be in my heart.
But the response is simple – it’s the fact that opportunity was here at City. It was interesting and something I wanted to do, so it just happened. ”
‘It was interesting and something I wanted to do’ = ‘they offered me shitloads of fucking money, alright?’
When you see Manchester City have to rely upon and beg Carlos Tevez to come back and try to win them the premiership which they are shitting themselves trying to win, then we have nothing to answer for.
From Carlos Tevez will never play for this football club again to Carlos can help us win the premiership – jog the fuck on
Let it be, the irony of it all is that if those that kept shitty on top for so long can’t bring in the trophy, can’t be trusted any longer to fulfil the brief of winning matches, then for Carlos Tevez to be entrusted to single handedly bring the premiership in is the most stupid wanting expectation ever.
One man cannot do such a thing, it takes a team effort, whilst some have licked his ass wanting him back, others will not feel the same way – others will feel they have been disrespected by the manager
But this is what we want – more tantrums – excellent
By the way – where is Hargreaves in this equation?
Cunts
kanchelskis
When Arab dollars drip down, Viera will say anything.
He would never have got that money anywhere else, Viera needs to say what they want to here.
Mind he’s always been a cunt anyway
Keane
Viera
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Viera
Didn’t win much compared to Scholes
kanchelskis
Cheers for the link pal, I might read it later, do not want to spoil my morning to be honest.
MG
Why good morning! No arguments from me on this one, he is a cunt of the highest order.
By the way reading back through some of the posts and I have to mention Giggs12, his team of cunts idea got things going with loads of laughs
Lordrt,
i m good pal, how are you?
I meant, a win there and then lift the trophy
Jeet,
aAllStarsCunt Team
Cedars,
how are you buddy, the most hated person in the company
Kanchelskis..
Hello pal,
small team small mentality..
Has he even know our youth to make such baseless comment?
Hope its yet another Hansen moment
@Sandeep1878
Morning mate.
This is even more desperate than a Hansen moment. I think Vieira is probably fearful for his position at the club in the event that they don’t win the PL. If they finish the season trophyless, Mancini will probably go, but how much deeper will the executive clearout be? It’s a last-ditch attempt to assure himself of his lucrative money-for-nothing position.
Shameless twat.
Do it son DO IT and come home….
http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/3774/the-sweeper/2012/03/17/2972309/the-sweeper-lawyer-reveals-contract-loophole-could-see-van
Sandeep
Hi pal, was never hated when it was bonus or salary review time! ha ha
Viera: “we shouldn’t think about what they are doing”
and yet they are always talking about us
Morning Cedars
I was going to say I’ve got your goal Cedars but I think I swapped my position with Jeet
I’m playing in attack now
MG
Has the boss approved this switch? I need to hear it from Giggs12….. I need you to hold the line at the back
Cedars
Maybe I can indulge in total football
Breaking News
Hollywood has announced that Carlos Tevez has been announced to play Jesus
Apparently todays comeback has inspired movie moguls to rewrite the Jesus story
Tevez now will be asked to come and save himself on the cross thus changing the whole course of Christianity.
“Carlos Tevez is a person we admire, we know that one man can make a difference, one man can change the course of a destiny”
Upon hearing this news Mancini was in tears
Er I no want Carlos to feed 5,000 no? Thissa important that Carlos wins the premiership for us. We are going to win the premiership and we are going to do it for all crying fans.
MG,
Total football eh? try that in Europe
MG
Hahaha, that was hilarious
James & Zibbie
Well you said the target was 450+, way passed it now and more importantly troll and WUM free!
Sandeep
I’m the total football man I am
Cedars: Further
The Evangelical right are up in arms at the thought of Carlos Tevez representing Hollywood
Sarah Palin has issued the following statement:
“We just want Tevez for ourselves, we believe he is a sign from God. We believe by bringing Tevez back he can change our futures for the better. We believe in him, we absolutely know that he is the chosen one. We want him to wear the Tea Party shirt. Welcome to God Tevez.”
Viera was unavailable for comment, as sources have confirmed that Sheikhy Baby is upset that Christians have hijacked Tevez for their own means.
Apparently Mansour wants Tevez to lead the Islamic prayer in Abu Dhabi, he believes that Tevez warrants so much attention that it would be good for the religion.
Mansour is willing to pay Tevez double what Palin is prepared to pay.
Reports are coming in that Israel wants to be the face of Judaism – we’ll go where the money is a source from Tevez’s camp has declared.
No one from Buddhism was available to comment, but sources say – it is a time of austerity, we haven’t got money for Tevez.
Re-write
Reports coming in from Israel, they want Tevez to be the face of Judaism
MG
You mad nutter, hahahaha…. Just pissed my self. The suspense is now killing me, wonder where he’ll end up
Shiekhy Baby? Classic
President Obama
I
I’m so in love with you
“Carlos Tevez will be the face of new America, we want Tevez to win the hearts and minds of our enemies, Carlos Tevez is the man to save the world. God bless Carlos Tevez and God Bless these United States of America”
@MG: That was a very offensive post – I might consider leaving the blog
Cedars
I could do this forever
Prime Minister David Cameron:
Carlos Tevez is important for our economy, not is he the perfect tourism poster, Carlos Tevez is the perfect parent, the perfect symbol of a working class man wanting to achieve it all, this resilience allows us to appreciate the hard work that Tevez puts in to be the best”
Greek PM:
Tevez will save our economy!
MG
Keep em coming, keep em coming………. This is seriously funny shit
No you won’t Jeet
The press are up in arms as SAF has directly said:
“I don’t need Tevez, no doubt about that”
Viera:
Manchester United are shitting themselves, everyone needs Tevez – God’s people need Tevez and Ferguson doesn’t? What an ungrateful bastard!
Mancini:
Crying people need Tevez, and Ferguson says no? No, it’s important to know that Carlos is going to win the premiership for uh us and all the crying people
Wenger
I agree with Alex
Harry
I mean if we can do a deal, then I’d like to sign the boy for free Jeff, you know? Triffic
MG
According to your sources has there been any contact made with Tevez by governments of Lebanon or India?
The Queen is ready to honour Carlos Tevez and his humanity to the world.
My distinguished Lords and Ladies
It is an honour to recognise the hard work and dedication of Carlos Tevez in his quest for humanity.
Therefore I would personally like to bestow the knighthood upon his shoulders and I thank him for his immense contribution, it is an honour.
Viera
Manchester United are shitting themselves, the Queen has given Carlos a knighthood for coming back to win the premiership for cit, and what has that ginger nut Paul Scholes got?
Nothing because he’s too old and not important. And also he suffers from asthma and Tevez doesn’t.
Cedars
According to my sources:
A person of Lebanese descent has lodged a petition to the highest sources that Tevez should not be honoured for anything.
“He’s done fuck all, and all you idiots are giving him awards?”
In India:
Tevez has been paraded by Pakistan as there poster boy.
“This is unacceptable and an act of aggression by Pakistan, and we will take the appropriate measures for action.”
MG
I seriously have tears rolling down my eyes, this is seriously hilarious stuff….. Just hope the rest can enjoy it..
You have a talent my friend, just triffic
Not to steal MG’s thunder, but my sources are reporting that Tevez is being fetted in China because he is all that is representative of the age-old Socialist principle, “Greed is good”. The Dalai Lama is unavailable for comment
Cedars
I have this dream that one day the writing side of me will finally take over
Slowly Cedars, it’s been a long time to get here and it may take a little longer but I’ll get there
Then watch: then the fun will really begin
19
Jeet
I really have to go out for a few hours – we’ll do this later
Fuck off Viera you bottle job cunt. Arse went at Highbury that night. Mind your own fucking business and busy yourself with your own shithouse club.
Morning lads.
How shit are reporters? like we were saying yesterday about the lazy cliche “worst United side in years”. That fat bighead Alky Brazil reports Messi scoring a hat trick in a 4-1 win. Err it was 5-3 Alan you thick cunt.
Hi Denton Davey, good question about Phil Bardsley, which I thought myself after his goal-line clearance for the Toons at Old Trafford last November. The best case of a United Comeback Kid would be Sparky Hughes, who Big Fat Ron mis-used and sold to Barca and then Fergie brought him back. The rest is a history of cups, titles and a Double. I’d be happy to see Phil back, he plays with real guts and passion, but has improved in his judgement and positional sense.
King Eric
Is this the same Brazil that played for us?
@Giles Oakley
Bardsley’s at Sunderland.
You’re thinking of Danny Simpson.
kanchelskis, did you check out the comments?
One of them responded:
z3r0ss
“Carlos Tevez is a player that I really love and admire, one of the best players of the last few years, and seeing him come back is good for him and for City,” I said.
“But for him to come back just shows a little bit of weakness in City, because they had to bring a player back who already fuqqed the club over”
HAHAHA x infinity
@YorYor
It’s a point I made when there were first rumours of Tevez coming back to City.
All those months ago, when City seemed to be bulldozing everything in site and the title was nailed on, Mancini was happy to give it large about Tevez, about how he’d never play for them again. Gradually, as their lead has been eroded, his position has been softening, and now they’re actually behind on points, Mancini is practically bending over to allow Tevez to bum him. It’s pathetic.
A manager like Fergie would sooner finish second – hell would sooner finish fifth – than allow a selfish little prick of a player get away with something like this. It sets an atrocious precedent, and even if Tevez comes back and fires them to the title, it will have done so at the expense of any sort of integrity, and also sending out a message to current and prospective players – “come to / stay at City, and get away with whatever you want”. The ‘project’ will be well and truly doomed.
afternoon redz!
So the pimple headed small brained lanky string of French Piss has a pop at United for lack of talent coming through? hahah who have ye brought through at Shitty dickface fucking who? who is coming through at Shitty? ill tell ya big fucking council house oil spillage of mercenary cock ends like you ya big lanky fucking cunt. piss off you no job posing for the cameras done fuck all at shitty with your fucking queer leather gloves and scarf who the fuck do you think your joking acting all civilised now you were a dirty cunt on the pitch and your a dirty cunt off it you disgusting form of human.
“oil spillage of mercenary cock ends”
COME ON CHELSEA!!! DO THIS!!!
This is the one day I don’t want the Rentboys to get fucked!
Cedars – It certainly is my friend.
Say what you will about Scholes, but at least he’s played more games than Hargreaves already this season…
And who’s Hargreaves playing for again?
@Costas
He plays for City. Duh. He’s on course for 40 appearances this season, like he promised. Can’t believe you haven’t noticed him tearing up the league, cups, Europe etc etc.
The city medical team must be worse than ours!
@WillieRedNut
Yeh … wonder if they’ll get a telling off when Hargreaves leaves the Shittyhad at the end of the season.
Hargreaves was never going to get picked ahead of Toure, Barry or De Jong anyway. He also got an injury when Toure was in Africa(and that was why he was bought in the first place), so he hasn’t made 40 appearances. Just 4.
But this isn’t about Hargeaves’ record. Vieira’s talking about our weakness. His club bought Hargo because Mancini admitted they were out of cash!
@Costas
Yeh, the signing of Pizarro spoke volumes as well. Clearly there to replace Hargreaves, who must now surely retire in the summer. That in itself is of course very sad and I wouldn’t wish the misfortune he’s endured on anyone. Just a shame he couldn’t wind down with a bit of dignity.
Oops Kanchelskis, you’re totally, embarrassingly right…this’ll confirm suspicions that I’m going senile…
Since Scholes came back has proven he’s as good as anyone in the Prem made a huge difference so how is that a sign of weakness?the time off was the best thing that happened to him
Who knows initially might have gone to Sir Alex when the teams injuries were critical doesn’t matter he’s still quality and is getting picked on merit,the sign of weakness comment just doesn’t make any sense
@Kanchelskis
Oh yeah, I forgot about Pizarro. That signing also proved why they bought Hargreaves in the first place. Just to poke us. I don’t think he’ll retire yet though. He could find a lower league club to play at. After all, a certain other Owen still finds clubs to play at.
As for Vieira, he forgets that he also joined City at the twilight of his career. I bet that wasn’t a sign of weakness on City’s part..
@Costas: They get Hargreaves from us, and we get some promising European talent from their “Elite Development Squad”. And then we have to tolerate this whatever giving it large about us not investing in youth and bringing back “old man” Scholes.
@Giles Oakley
I’d far rather your mental capacities – such as they are
– are given over to writing the excellent and enlightening pieces that you do (not to mention, I could fail to notice, the odd invective appearing on the Guardian’s Sport letters page), rather than recalling the minutiae of our ex-players’ careers!
@Costas
He won’t want to play at a lower league club. And to be honest, neither should someone of the talents he clearly possesses, regardless of his misortune with his knees.
Also, his fitness problems have nothing to do with the level at which he’s trying to play. If he can’t train long enough to get himself on a pitch, he won’t be able to play at any sort of level, even if it’s League 2. I’m pretty sure he’ll retire.
Big Pat’s comments smacks of weakness to me. They’re worried about us now. Mind games? Fergie sets that standard.
Big game tonight. Come on Spurs.
Eh?
Thanks Kanchelskis. Sadly the Guardian has stopped having a Sports Letters section, which used to be one of my favourite outlets, although I’m happy to say their very last column ( in January) just happened to carry a letter from me having a go at Liverpool over Suarez and racism!
By chance I have a letter in the main letters page of today’s Guardian,reflecting seriously on the Fabrice Muamba case. I also had a letter in yesterday’s Times on the same thing, only suggesting that Bolton shouldn’t pull out of the FA Cup, as some have suggested, they should take inspiration from United after Munich and ‘carry on’.
@Giles Oakley
Guardian Sports section is erratic now. Sometimes integrated, sometines stand-alone. When it’s the latter, is there not a column or two for letters?
I remember the Suarez letter. I actually came on here to congratulate you for it, but I don’t think you were around!
Sadly I missed the letter today during my lunctime peruse – don’t normally stop at that section – but will have to go back to it and have a read.
Come on Scott give me something new to read
Pat(twat) veering badly.Lmfao.
How sad and pathetic can you get. Shitty must be really scared. Mankini has also started to predict us winning every game. Obviously hoping for the old double bluff. Typical shitty.
In other news, two burglaries occurred in Manchester last.
An unnamed Utd player lost multiple EPL winners medals and an ecl winners medal.
A shitty player lost a toaster and a ps3.
Pat and his pass to Giggs. That must haunt his dreams. Fuckin useless blank firing gunner, fuckin bitter bertie.
He’ll be working for the scouse shite next.
Giles Oakley @ 11:31: “The best case of a United Comeback Kid would be Sparky Hughes, who Big Fat Ron mis-used and sold to Barca and then Fergie brought him back.”
BUT my question was somewhat different – has SAF ever brought back one of the “kids” who were sold-on after failing to make the first team ?
Such former-”kids” play for middle-rank EPL teams and all the way down the various leagues and some who were surplus-to-requirements @ 21 might be good squad members now that they’ve had several years of regular playing time.
The reason I mentioned Phil Bardsley – in relation to switching him from right back to box-to-box midfielder – is that whenever I’ve watched Sunderland, he’s been really good. I think that he has more up-side than other guys who have been sold-on such as, say, Danny Simpson or Kieran Richardson or Sylvan Ewbanks-Blake or Chris Eagles.
Phil Bardsley has a powerful shot, defends tenaciously (great goal-line clearance last night), passes well, and plays within-himself as a team-player. He is tough, strong, athletic, and very courageous. He’s a guy who “could do a job” in much the same way that DarrenFletcherinho did.
Phil Bardsley would never be a top-rated player but not every guy on the pitch has to be “international class”; some are there to “do a job”. It’s been that way almost forever – or at least since Nobby Stiles wore the red shirt with such great distinction.
Regarding Viera and his Scholes comments. Like Kings texted today he has had a damn site more impact than that fucking goofy mincing cunt Nasri who cost how much?
gaz – queer leather gloves. You crack me up pal .
Be interesting to watch the game tonight and if Tevez plays Bonus.
off topic.has Vida played enough matches to pick up a medal at the end of the season?
Denton
I can only think of Bosnich that SAF re signed.
Hargreaves will be hoping to catch another sucker, preferably like City.He’ll be hoping somebody like Chelsea are daft enough to take him on,fucking Leech.
Vidic: “We’ve won four titles in five years and played three finals in Champions League but those two moments – the 19th title and Moscow – stick out.” manunited web chat.
Such a player.
Danizizu: Vidic has only featured in 6 prem matches this season. Usually the club only considers a 10 match minimum but can ask for special extra medals in rare occasions, such as for back up keepers. Most years we here that the real limit is the number of medals provided by the EPL. Which has variously been reported as 21 or 23. I am not actually sure that Fergie gets one every year and have heard that it relates to the number we get from the EPL and our large squad. Surely there are posters who know more about this. Good question.
Danizizu
Vidic has played 6 games in the PL this season so no he wouldn’t get a medal. Normally 9 will get you a medal and 10 games assures one.
Chuck Norris wears a Tevez T-shirt.
Anyone else concerned about the away ticket price escalation?
http://www.unitedticketagency.com/away-games.html
£100.00 Wolverhampton Wanderers v Manchester United (away section tickets) 18.03.12
£100.00 Blackburn Rovers v Manchester United (away section tickets) 02.04.12
£100.00 Wigan Athletic v Manchester United (away section tickets) 11.04.12
£350.00 Manchester City v Manchester United (away section tickets) 30.04.12
Fletch
My Wolves ticket was £38 and Blackburn is £40. Not applied for Wigan and shitty isn’t on sale yet.
James, That is the price from a couple months back I imagine? Click on the link I gave. Is that right or is it some third party vendor gouging united fans?
Cracking good read on the Muamba case:
Lad was technically dead for 78 minutes…
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17460781
Evening you numpty heads
Right non football but just a bloody share. Just got back from some grocery shopping and in one bag a couple of eggs broke, fucking hell…. Egg yolk all over the place, on my smokes, beer bottles etc, really pissed me off.
Now only at least a draw tonight would make me feel better, or I can simply think of a certain result from last night!
King Eric
Cheers pal, so it is the same bloke…. Why the hell is he to bitter? Has he always been like this?
When are THICK cunts like Vieria going to realise that Paul Scholes asked SAF to start playing again and not the other way round. We had alot of injuries at the time so for Utd it was a blessing. Vieria you keep collecting your big fat undeserved pay check and worry about shitty and stop playing mindgames or SAF will destroy you. And well we’re on it YES shitty do fear Utd because with the shitloads of cash they’ve shelled out and very little injuries to key players they should be lightyears ahead of us. Now fuck off back into your vile little hole.
Thanks for that Cedars.
Evening fuck ends
Like I said yesterday, 25 points from a possible 27 since he came out of retirement… Proper shit that ain’t it you fucking lanky shit yourself in the tunnel when Keano went fucking ballistic on your cheating bastard ass!! Leave the mind games to Sir Alex you “what the fuck is your job anyway” piece of shit!! I suppose Tevez coming back shows forward thinking progress from you you bitter cluster fucks!!
Injury Update:
Nani ankle (to train next week)
Jones Flu (available for Wolves)
Long term
Michael Owen (no return)
Anderson (no return date)
Darren Fletcher (no return date)
Vidic (targeting a summer return)
From manunited.com.
Nani could be back in training this week, while Phil Jones is available for Monday’s Barclays Premier League encounter with Fulham.
The Portuguese winger played the last 15 minutes of the home defeat to Athletic Club in Europe but missed the away leg and the league wins over West Brom and Wolves after picking up an injury in training. Jones, meanwhile, was under the weather last week and not rushed back for the comfortable victory at Molineux on Sunday.
“There are no problems with injuries,” Sir Alex told ManUtd.com. “It’s much better now. There was Jones getting that bout of ‘flu but he’s back. Jones was actually back on Friday but we didn’t risk him on Sunday. He’ll be available [for the Fulham game].
“So they’re all training apart from Nani, who should not be far away and might start training this week, while Anderson and Michael Owen are the only other ones out. Nemanja Vidic and Darren Fletcher are obviously still long term.”
James / Mike
Been asking this question all day, what does Vieira actually do at shitty? I know his job title what does he actually DO?
Willie
You’re welcome mate, thanks for the thanks! ha ha
I’m surprised Vieira is at city? Never thought Keano would let him out of his back pocket.
By the time the shitty match ends we might be close to a 1000 posts on this thread! ha ha
I am sure some would remember we had around 1200 on one thread back last summer, all mad and non relevant as well! Funny as fuck it was
Cedars – Not sure he is bitter mate , more pissed up on his morning show.
Fletch – Those will be third party ticket prices pal. Fucking disgraceful how they get into the hands of these cunts then sold on at absolutely exorbitant rates.
Owen still injured? Fuck me. Thought he was back training ages ago. What is the point of him being here when he does fuck all half the time yet we are willing to let Berba go who IS always fit and a fantastic footballer. Yes I know the wages but its just daft.
STILL this fucking Valencia thread.
Good Day RoM,
Come on Chel$ki!!!! A tie would be great, a win would be awesome.
Of course, 3 points from Fullum and mark another game to the 3 points side of the 38 game ledger.
Win out and win 20 becomes more real with each win.
1200+ was great!
Movie quotes gone wild!!!!
Fletch
Not sure I think its third party because away tickets are normally priced around the £40 mark except Chelsea and Arsenal which are about £50.
There was an article in the Red Issue. (More of a Comment)
So where did all the Spurs tickets go last week? It may have been a reduced allocation but its been a long time since so many in the loyalty pot were on the end of a mass clubbing like that.
The answer probably lies in all these ‘official sponsors’ that the Glazers have taken on. Gill and co. trumpet the fact that there are now 28 of them, but if they call up and ask for 20 or 30 tickets for a big weekend game in London then its those who’ve applied for every away game since Adam was a lad who are shoved to the back of the queue.
Makes you wonder where these 3rd parties are getting them from maybe the above article explains it.
I bet Vieira still shits himself when he remembers this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwcpFXOsrY8
And the 2 points lost since Paul’s return might have been Man Utd best/most important 2 points in the 3-3 tie come back at the Rent Boyz.
Owen was supposed to return by Christmas wasn’t he?
If it’s this year’s Christmas, he’s still on track!
I’ll see you out there!!!!!! wow shivers
King Eric
My only recollection of him is that he was a half decent player, scored some decent goals as well
Can we please have a new fucking thread Scott. My phones getting more finger action than my mrs with all this scrolling!!!
I have been smoking weed like a sophomore in collage the last 2 weeks, I have cut back cigarettes from 15 a day to 3-5 a day and it has tripled my weed intake. just saying.
He was on twitter this week saying he was full of a cold. Think he’s spending mote time in the stables than carrington.
My sources tell me, there’ll be a new thread in the coming hours.
My Dick
Ha ha….. Yes shivers indeed buddy.
Monkey
Change your phone mate, technology evolves quickly, having a 7 year old phone does not cut it these days
SAF should make yoga mandatory above all other stretching and flexibility drills.
good evening ROM
My first ever rant on here!
Viera comments today, following we will win the league mancini comments have had the following effect on me.
firstly, i was angry…… To think of the brass bollocks on these two pricks to make comments so up thier own asses, to try and diminsh UTD and SAF by trying mind games…. I would have happily slapped “mr in Keano’s pocket” viera,,,
But once calm again I thought about what they had done, put myself in carricks, clevers and even poggy place reading these comments this morning. I realised my intial mistake, those posnan pricks have just helped us…….
did viera think that our players would have read it and then thrown in the towel at the stark reality that viera was right, we are weak and sitting top of the prem was by luck!
No what will happen is thst they will read it, wipe their asses with the paper and be even more determined to win title 20.
with regard to mancini’s we will win the league, SAF could just drop a copy into each players locker and thats his next 9 team talks done.
to put it simply, mnd games my cock, you twats just helped us win number 20!
P.s. now fuck off!
Just emailed PLTV, Alison Bender is hosting the news and I wished her well for tonight, she is a Chelsea fan and sexy as fuck
Lee martins winner
Mancini “We will win the league” statement is about as accurate as his “Tevez will never play for this club again” statement. Full of shit.
Marro
I’m due an upgrade but can’t be fucked!!!
Hey this team is good.
LM nice first rant.
Lee Martins winner
Pretty good rant, keep em coming and soon you will join a league of elite ranters here!
Could Sparky take points from $hity last game of the year? hehehehe
thanks zibbie, i have spent most of the day waiting to get that off my chest on ROM…. just placed a bet on chelsea winning 3 – 1….good odds 28/1.
Viera, isn’t that the strapping Manchester lad that assisted with the famous cross field pass to set up a young Giggsy in an FA cup semi a few years back? er…
Breaking news
Sir Alex ‘ We will definitely be making a bid for Robin van Persie this summer, Cedars has done my fucking head in’
While you wait for a new tread, no need to watch the paint dry.
Check out the he twins 2011 United interview (10minutes).
Classy youngsters.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=md1z292NfLs
Following reports from North London tonight that a mysterious stranger has been seen following Robin Van Persie in recent weeks. The identity of the man is still unknown, but we can confirm that he has been playing the same football chant from his phone whenever RVP has been alone…
“he scores when he ants, he scores when he wants, robin van persie, old traffords what he wants”
How long this contnues is unclear, but one things for sure. The man is believed to be part of an elite band of brothers whos moto is
WE DO WHAT WE WANT
When Fergie signed Valencia as a replacement for Ronaldo, I thought Fergie was losing it. But as the great one has proven that Valencia is a great signing and our best player this season by far. I just hope he can avoid injury from now till the end of season because he goes crazy down that wing and his crosses are awesome. I just hope Nani can take a leaf out of his books and get to Valencia’s standards on the other side.
ps
Come on Chelsea Tonight do us a favour and hammer them wastelanders!!!!!
This blog isn’t what it used to be. I preferred it in the Jurassic period. DinoRedNut was my favourite poster back then.
What about the middle ages?
Robin Red HOOD
More fun Former Manager Tommy Doc Docherty
City have already blown their chance
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17466866 #MUFC
Willie
Agreed mate. Still the best place to come and catch up on relevant gossip from mates who will respond and banter.
LeeMartin. Rant anytime mate. If Viera doesnt shut it, we can send Agent Keaneo over to have another chat. That should have it sorted
Lee Martins winner
Ha ha ha nice one…. Do reveal the intruder asap!
Willie
You make a good point, however I preferred it at the time of Abraham, damn could that fella post
Cedars may be a devil, but it was Fletch that got comment 666.
Then there was the 1900s? I thought that guy, Jack The Ripper was decent? Little dark though for my taste.
Watching the match with a couple of renty mates, best friends actually. We’re on the piss already. Bastards already giving it large about how we will owe them big time if they get a result tonight, really doing my head in the pair of them….
Costas
I do not do numbers my friend, I only steal souls! ha ha
@Cedars
Some devil you are.:lol: Next thing you are going to tell me is that you support every United player. Even Jonny Evans!
El Cashlico
Man City: Hart, Kolo Toure, Richards, Zabaleta, Clichy, Yaya Toure, De Jong, Silva, Nasri, Aguero, Balotelli.
Chelsea: Cech; Ivanovic, Cahill, Luiz, Cole, Lampard, Mikel, Ramires, Mata, Meireles, Torres
City team sheet signed by Mancini
Chelsea team sheet provided by JT
Willie
We could debate this for days mate…… Best poster? No one comes close to Al Capone
Costas
Shocking eh? I even support Carrick!
What time is these 2 shite hawkes kicking off? 7.45, or 8pm?
After hearing that Tevez is in so much demand, South African President Zuma has declared that the ANC will greatly benefit from the footballers wisdom as he looks to replace Nelson Mandela as the dominant figure in African politics
I think that eh Tevez will be the symbol of Black South Africa. I like the way the boy has come back from adversity. He was thrown away and left for dead and now he has come back and won his freedom. This is like Nelson Mandela. God bless Tevez we have found our Nelson Mandela.
7:45 Willie
MG
Hahaha, still at it I see……… Bloody brilliant stuff
Cheers Cedars!
Apple are ready to replace Siri with Carlos Tevez
Apple insiders having met Carlos Tevez and his advisers are prepared to offer the football God a multi billion pound offer to become the voice of the Jesus phone.
However it is believed that Google may be in for him too
Carlos Tevez was unavailable for comment however Viera made the following statement:
We want the best for Tevez it’s not about the money he’s come back because he’s important to the world, unlike Paul Scholes who has been bought back for the money and that United are scared of us.
Ironic how viera highlights that bringing back scholes shows there’s no one to replace him at old trafford, what’s worth acknowledging is who ever we’re to come in and take scholesy role will have big boots to fill, he’s been a great footballer and very succesfull with it. not to mention a top professional, whilst down at wastelands who have the silva’s and yaya’s had to emulate, step forward joey barton, stephan ireland, clutching at straws me thinks.
Cedars
Always at it
Come on JT do us another favour
Torres starting!! Chelsea are fucked! Drogba would have given them a right game but that long haired prancing show pony!!!! Fuck me! And Mikel and Merelesh!!! Bollocks. Where’s sturridge!! Bollock wanglers!!!
Chelsea are going to raped literally.
Packed out the middle with Shite like Lampard and Mikel. No Dan Sturridge and Drogba. No Hope.
fucking renties are writing this off with fucking donkeys like Mikel and Haireles playing and fat frank is shite and boy women torres up front cunt looks like he forgot his fanny pads walking onto the pitch
Clint
My sentiments exactly!!! Fuckers gonna give up goal difference too!!
The lady boy will get a pair
@FletchTHEMAN
Is that website the best way to get tickets? I live in Los Angeles and will be traveling to the UK in april and I might be able to catch both the Wigan (away) and the Aston Villa (Home) game.
Any sort of advise on how to get tickets from you handsome bunch would be greatly appreciated.
How can it be a full house of 46K when the shittlands holds 49K?
MG (Tevez lol You’re crazy) and Costas Burritos>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kebab ha ha
I think the bitters will win tonight, can’t see that Chelsea line up getting ow’t.
Cedars
The ladyboy needs to grow a pair !!
Oohhhh too close that.
Mike
I was not talking about goals mate! ha ha
Why is torres in the starting line up?? Hope he gets a goal today though!
I’ll go for a 2-2 or probably a 3-2 for city…
Hahaha the ball possession is 78 for city and 22 for Chelsea!!
Ivanovic is pure shit
Chelsea are pure shit!
OH MY ballotelli… lo fucking l what a mug.
Was that fat fwank doing his best Stevie me impression?
Shebangsthedrums
No arguments here, both teams are just full of shit
soren
I’ll have that burrito with you and Costas
Then we can do kebabs
And finish it off with negrito cake and tea
Craig Burley just told Matt Tylor, look at all the empty seats, I fully expected this to be sold out….
City is ours my arse
The Emptihad is never sold out , church and all that!
Both temas are shit
Watching these two pair of cunting teams I do not know who i hate more….. Ok ok shitty get my vote, but come on, they are both fucking crap
Strange tactis from Terry. He’s playing 4 CMs? Still expect City to win this. It’s destiny that we will end their winning run at their ground just like they ended ours.
@MG, Soren
Burritos will be the flavor of this season, but kebabs rule overall!
Chelsea need to win, a draw will increase the odds of this coming down to goal difference and city game.
Anyone watching other games, how is my son doing?
Well that was an amazing first half;
Watched 5 minutes,
Fell asleep
Dreamt of me & the ex doing it.
woke up
&
its half time, still 0-0, Awesome, didn’t miss much and had dream sex.
@ Cedars – your son has had a sex change
Barry Garry is on for Mario Balobelli;
If JT knew anything he would have fielded;
Cech, Branslav, Louise, Cahill, Cash, Essien, Ramires,Meireles, Mata,Sturidge,Dogba
Slow cunts like Lumps,Mikel + Torres belong on the bench.
Cedarsdevil
He assisted a vermaelen goal!
Any news on James? Last I heard he sunk into his own sink…. Call a plumber, call a fucking plumber………
We’re all rooting for you James
chelsea doesnt want a win.playing like that,u only get hammered
city growing in confidence. toure makes a diff
The mystery of meireles i’ve never understood what he actually brings to a team.
NBI
Haha Good one mate
Meirelesh brings a shit hair cut to the prem!!
yawn… just realized how old and boring I am…..sat here drinking Earl Grey tea and munching ginger nuts……..
should clarify that better……. ginger nut biscuits …. not Ginger’s nuts….
cahil scores chelsea 1 -0
Rent boys scored!
There we go, now keep ahold of it…
although……..
YEEEEESSSSS CAHILLL!!!!
Yes Harry Cahill scored !
deflection off toure
Ha Ha lets all laugh at City,
Get in there Gary Cahill.
tevez to come on
i feel dirty but come on chelsea
Cant believe how horribly bad Boswinga is, he cant pass, cant move, can’t defend and is afraid to keep ahold of the ball for more than 1 second even with no one around him. Sheesh how is he even playing Prem league football??
CAHILLL yepa yepa
Wattle neck on the pitch…… Mancini you fucking hypocrite
tevez on
Tevez, lol.
hahaha go on you rentboy cunts!!
See that fuckin idiot Veira sayin we r desperate gettin Scholesy outa retirement, what the fuck does that make Shity bringing kettle neck twat back then?
If anyone had done what troll boy did at Utd Fergie would send them packing regardless of the price we got.
It’s not like Dzeko was on the bench. Oh wait…
is it me….or is Joe Hart looking a bit ….well… effeminate tonight….seems to have too much rouge on….
MG and Costas- Good idea, where is a good meeting point (Mexico, Manchester or Greece)?
fucking essien !
Bullpoop.
How the fuck can that be given….for fucks sake….full bore shot on the volley striking a hand at point blank range…..refs a cunt
c’mon Chelshit !
BELIEVE
Nooooo
1-1
At least they can stop with all the conspiracy nonsense!! Cunts!
Without wishing to state the fucking obvious, a draw here would leave us 3 clear. (-:
Was the penalty deserved?
Boll fucking arks.
Chelsea truly are fucking shit
Well theres always Arsenal to rely on
bastad bitter cunts
Bummer! :S
Like I said, that 100% record is ours to break.
Until then, hopefully Arsenal and Stoke will make them drop more points.
and that fat useless cunt Lumpard should go and do one
bloody hell…
Oh dear
Oh well.
soren – what about neutral territory?
Middle of the atlantic ocean?
Shit cunt bollox!!!
i agree costas, typical utd style that’ll be.
i fucking hate nasri, he is such a knob. soooooo glad we didnt sign him
None the less good luck at Stoke on Saturday evening 3 days to recover,
The old chelsea would have ground out the victory, they’re FUCKING spineless these days. bosingwa, what a clown. Why a man carries such ridiculous eyebrows remains a mystery!
Spurs choking on their lilies again.
And today Mata decides to put on his suckiness!
Fucking Chelsea
Quite an impressive home record, I must admit. Guess we’re gonna have to ruin it ourselves.
see the city fans celebrating like they have won the Championship, i can not fucking wait for April 30th. Seeing the shit and the wanky fans crying it will be fucking priceless. Fuck me Shity make my blood boil.
fuck it
2-1 city sucks like a …
chelsea are on the slide, they need massive money spending
As always destiny still in our own hands.
this will give them belief, they have huge squad and one game a week
not happy
I see Lampard doing his best to help Citeh win the game. 1st half, gave the ball to BaLOLtelli, who missed a sitter and was subbed (lol), and then second half, had all the time in the world to just track back with Nasri while Tevez (cunt®) took all the time in the world to feed him in. Good going Frank. If anything, you showed the world just why AVB was right to drop you when he did.
Anyway, as JC said, it’s still in our own hands.
haha on a bright note QPR have grabbed a late goal against them bin dipping knobs, HA!
QPR – Pool now 2-2 snicker…
Chelsea really are lame these days which is quite nice to see, but wish they could have put in a performance tonight like they did v Napoli last week.
Fortunate pen for Shitty tonight.
anyone have our and their run in to hand – who has more away games
Forget the home games it’s the away games they fuck up, continuing at Stoke then the Emirates. They’re on the ropes.
haaaaaaaaaaa 3-2 qpr!!!
3-2 to QPR………..!!!!!
3-2 *snickers again
Like True Chelsea fans we are bitterly disapointed
Like true reds, we are ecstatic that the scousers got beat by Queens Park Power Rangers !
ROFLMAAOOOOOOO QPR have stolen it at the death. ahahahahaha Liverpool the greatest chokers in the history of english football.
As for chelsea. FUCK EM i should have known they were not up to the task. RVP will win us the title and maybe stoke can do us a favor as well. most important tho is that we still control our destiny and we MUST keep it that way. we also have some tricky games coming up. blackburn away sunderland away everton fulham too and of course shitty away on the 30th. COME ONNNNN UNITEDDDD.
HOW BAD ARE CHELSKI THESE DAYS!
Lucky pen. Seeing the cunt of cunt of cunts Nasri score was not good for my blood preassure.
But they will draw a few times away. That Mankini is too scared.
GREAT TO SE “KING” kenny GO DOWN THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
patrick viera:
“He said: “Paul Scholes is a player that I really love and admire, one of the best English players of the last few years, and seeing him come back is good for him and for United.
“But for him to come back just shows a little bit of weakness in United, because they had to bring a player back who was 37.
“I think it shows that, in the next few years, it will be really difficult for United to cope with other teams because, with all the respect I have for Scholes, him coming back shows that they don’t have talent in there to replace him.
“When you see United losing young players like Ravel Morrison and maybe Paul Pogba, they should be really worried because that wouldn’t have happened in the past.”
We have to take care of our own games. To be honest, with the bitters shit hole defence I thought Chelski would take points from them. But Stoke could do something and I’m sure Arsenal will so we need to keep putting the pressure on! Wasn’t gonna watch match of the day but gotta see the dippers fuck up!!
Bottled Kingkenny, anyone?
Only if the manager (terry) would pick players on merit. picking fucking fat frank, he’s about as mobile as chihuahua with Shit stuck up its ass.
That was a piss poor chelsea performance… Better get used to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i4EocbgIYw
It will probably be a point between us going into the derby. We just can’t lose that one. One would think that Stoke could put up a challenge at the britannia, but realistically it will be at the emirates that City might drop points. Let’s just hope that Arsenal don’t pick up any injuries and can keep their form.
Shit. I was hoping for at least the draw.
Shitty beat United’s most consecutive wins at home record with 20 now.
We can end it at Etihad, if the lads show up with a strong mentality, that is all thats needed. Show up with hunger, concentrated and focused, silly mistake will be cut out and we’ll grab points there.
Fristly lets beat the other teams, they’ll be harder, we have to stay in tip-top shape till then, hopefully no injuries to Rio, De Gea, Evans,Evra,Carrick,Giggs,Scholes,Valencia + Rooney. We’ve got wrap them up warm after each game.
No more sore throats Wazza ! ;P
Super mario has a red mist momment in training and injures Melt neck…. Media are all over it and mankini has a nervous break down….
fantasy? or maybe I can predict the future!
feel 3-2 laugh at Liverpool !
How the fuck was that a penalty. It looks like will will have to win all are games. It’s going hot the wire that’s for see:)
Thank you Liverpool.
Nothing has changed for me. I expected city to win. Chelsea were horrible though. Fat Frank, Mata, Drogba, Essien were fucking shocking. Kept giving the ball away. That cunt with the lesbian haircut? He ties with Adam for the worst player in the premiership. He couldn’t pass you a plate, never mind a ball! Still in our hands. That’s the main thing. I do think the Red tops will go ott on city winning. They beat a poor Chelsea team, with no interest. We should have known this, when they beat Napoli. Still in our hands though. 19/20?
Me neither willie. Like I told everyone here, save your support for Stoke! Although obviously the biggest obstacle for City will be the Emirates.
Lads is it true bolloxtellie had a scrap with mankini at half time? Were gona have to do it the hard way lads can’t c them droping points.
Lads is it true bolloxtellie had a scrap with mankini at half time? Were gona have to do it the hard way lads can’t c them droping points.
Utd just keep winning and not worry about anyone else,let’s beat the fuckers at their shithole and shut everyone up
I was listening to the game on the radio and its Chelsea coverage,one of the lads thought it was a penalty because Essien raised his arms
Glad to see Chelski were well up for the game……….. not!
Like Willie said, expected them to win but considering how shite both teams were was almost expecting a draw.
That will turn out to be their easiest game in the run-in!
Not long now lads!
The slippery sloop is slipping lads
Gill unveils the Hublot/Munich Clock
https://api.twitter.com/#!/Danny_McMullan/media/slideshow?url=pic.twitter.com%2FZK6wk93W
Whats next? Water closets sponsored by Fiat/Audi/?
Jaysus Wept!
Also: Wasn’t someone on here promising a new thread? Bad information or ? over exuberant optimism ??
I thought David Silva’s impression of Jordan Henderson was really on the money. 10/10 performance.
:
FletchTHEMAN – That story is fabricated mate. The picture is a fake. According to Nick Coppack on Twitter.
Didn’t expect owt but a city win at home. Essien is fucking finished. As much as it pains me to say it had CLLC been playing they would have seen out the win. The tranny was fucking dogshit. Drogba should have started. Its away where they will falter. Stoke newcastle and arsenal. Fuck off Parry you scouse loving cunt. Could he have been anymore excited. You would think they had tied the title up tonight. Smith “stuff of Champions“. Oh fuck off you cock sucker. They were five in front two week back. What REALLY sticks in my craw is the arse licking and adulation for that fucking fat greedy golfer. He will be a hero in the papers tomorrow. The ridiculous and completely unnecessary handball by Essien changed the game. How small time are the bitters proudly waving their Tevez shirts. Cunts.
Well done King Kenny. Yeah nice one.
King Kenny at his best. Claming the universe’s balance is to blame for their loss!
“I don’t think anyone saw that coming. It is not a lack of concentration. Give them [QPR] a bit of credit as well.
Maybe the luck they didn’t get at Bolton [when a goal wasn't given to Rangers even though TV showed the ball was well over the line, and they lost 2-1 ], they got tonight.
There is not much I can say. I don’t have any answers to what happened.
“They never got what they deserved. That is life I suppose.”
Well done QPR. As for Chelsea, though they didn’t throw away the match like I thought they would, it was pretty clear from their line up that they were going for the draw today. Anyways, fuck all of them, we win our remaining games and we are champions again. The ideal scenario would be to clinch the title at their stadium in front of their deluded fans. Oh, that would be so sweet.
Liverpool have just offered me a contract after seeing me walk my dog, they said my ability to keep hold of a lead was worth every penny
Chelsit rubbish. I have never in 35 yrs seen a Utd team be so shit. And that includes last week. Proper pissed off ….
Then QPR go and do that. I laughed my fuckin arse off.
Long live KK.
WOW 808 comments
808 state.
Somebody isn’t tryin. And I don’t mean Chelsit or KK.
Night you reds.
WillieRedNut, Are you pullin’ my leg?! That is scandalous
Unbelievable !
We’ll leave in the hands Cedars’s son or better yet 30-04
MG- lol I can’t swim glup! glup! haha
Vermin getting humped by QPR – fucking great – and they have “the greatest midfielder since Sir Bobby C, sorting it out, and he’s dead cool and dead hard when doing some poor DJ v me and my 14 mates” – per Jamie Carragher
Patrick – “I passed the ball to Ryan Giggs” Viera now trying for the head games for Bobby Manc v SAF – well that’s like Emmanuel Dapidran Pacquiao v Ricky “the blue” Hatton over 15 rounds – SAF must be choking on his smoked salmon + capers with fear on that one.
May yet come down to a night in April – doubt it, very much doubt it – head games won – they now live in hope but fear is within their physc – it is apparent – Viera just admitted it.
“So if you are a City fan surrender or you will die” – you are still basically a second div team and have been since 1962 – only class you ever had was with Joe Mercer.
Message being – “City – remember your place” – you are second class “citizens” and have been since you fired Joe Mercer and for 10 years prior you were total shit
Now for you twats who say “RVP will win us the league and City will choke on the road, Stoke will do them ” – FUCK OFF – we are UNITED – we will do them at Eastlands – we will win it ourselves – you snivelling fuckers – learn how to be a UNITED fan. WE win it or we lose it- no options – only our way – only pride in our shirt.
FUCKING GREAT TO BE A REAL MANCHESTER UNITED LAD – WIN OR LOSE
UNITED 20 – 2012
Morning reds,
somebody from Manchester – please visit a police station and file a missing complaint on Scott The Red
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on the other hand,
lets not go over board, City winning is kinda good for us – we wont be complacent
plus it will take the race down to the wire..
lets not fear the cunts, we know they arent playing good on the road..
having said, all that matters for us what we do, as long it is in our hands, no need to fear anything or anyone..
all i want is us to perform the best of the season at shittihad…that will do the job!!
good day pal..
Good morning, RoM!
I woke up today hoping for a nice birthday present from the Chavs….too much to expect from a CLLC managed team, I guess. Ohh well, never mind – we will have to do it the good old United way, and if it happens, it will be so much sweeter. BELIEVE.
In other sobering news, D Venkatesh , a 27 year old lower league player in Bangalore, collapsed and died of cardiac arrest yesterday. What’s terrible is the fact that there wasn’t any trained medical help, nor an ambulance at hand. The players had to commandeer a tuktuk and take him to the hospital, and by then ot was too late. RIP.
Good morning Jeet,
Many Many happy returns of the day!!
Happy birthday..
Hope this brings lotsa love, happiness, togetherness and number 20!!
Good day pal..
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This is my sports SIM number – 9916601801 – do drop me an SMS if you need score updates..
Cheers and happy birthday again..:)
Sandeep – many thanks, no both counts. I will message, better call, and even better, promise to catch up next time i’m in your lovely town! Like I say, my fantasy is that all of RoM is having it out – all the debates, all the jokes and banter, in one huge pub. Maybe in Heaven there’s such a place for all true Reds – Sir Matt is the avuncular landlord, and Georgie Best is the resident band leader (after all, he is the fifth Beatle)!
*on both counts
Jeet,
If its in heaven, i m ready to go now before its house full or other words heaven full
Good day pal
Costas
na they’re biggest task will be beating us at the Etihad. we’re Manchester United, we smell blood and we’ll fucking pounce.
@ Jeet – D Venkatesh was 23 years old .. our football is still in shambles
wonder when we will have proper infra ..
No side has had the amount of points that UNITED and city have at this stage of the season and not won the league. so something has got to give, with regards to last nites game i did’nt put to much emphasis on chelsea winning there if im honest.
Both rediff and indiatimes reporting 27, but that’s beside the point. Forget pitchside medical attention, this could happen to a jogger in a park, we dont have anything resempling a paramedic and emergency rescue system, something like a 911. And we keep paying 30% taxes, BUY safe drinking water, and watch while the fuckers loot the country dry. Makes my blood boil, and makes me feel so fucking helpless at the same time.
Yeah heard this sad story of a player’s death in Bangalore league
@ Once a Devil always a Red DEVIL
buddy make no mistake,
it will take ages to be having top drawer medical facilities in India for footballers – all that India cares is about CRICKET..:(
Good Afternoon ROM!
Sandeep, All that India cares about is Sachin, not Cricket. Never mind the fact that the man cost India a place in the final of the Asia Cup. Cricket and Indian team is secondary, Sachin is primary. Stark contrast to the club we support, eh?
Jeet, You better not read the papers today. If you start reading about the Coal Mining scam, I think we all will stop paying taxes altogether.
“Makes my blood boil, and makes me feel so fucking helpless at the same time.”
That is about right.
Premeir league that is
Busby babes, I am in torontored’s boat as far as the title is concerned. My dad asked the same question and said he had hoped for a Chelsea win. I said City still have a number of away games but I am not really hoping on them dropping points there.
This title is in our hands and only one time have we not won the title in recent years from this sort of position. And that year a bad away performance to Blackburn and a certain Martin Atkinson were the reason. I wanted us to be within a game of City but we are better than that. We can win this at the Etihad stadium to rub it into them.
They’re already crumbling under Sir Alex’s mind game and it seems like it will only be a matter of time before their defense collapse. We’ll have to see to it that it happens.
Balaji,
how are you getting along buddy?
Stark contrast to the club we support, eh?
Bang on.. at UNITED, nothing was/is and will be bigger than UNITED itself..and thats the way it should be…
Sandeep, On antibiotic medications for the next four weeks, so that is taking a toll on my body. Still doing fine buddy. How about you?
Yeah, every time I am in a discussion about the Indian cricket team, I invariably mention that we could learn a thing or two from United in letting go of heroes. However, that is not how it works here, is it? The selector himself is saying Sachin has to choose when he retires. Why is he paid to do a job then? LOL.
Morning all
Sigh, still on the same thread! Worry not fellow REDS, my son will sink the bitters!
I do agree with most though, its in our hands. Anyone got any links to highlights from the dippers match? I need to have a laugh
In other news, happy birthday JEET!! Hope you had a blast…
Balaji
At least you did not have to go under the knife right? Get well soon my friend
Hola Cedars, Thanks for the wishes my friend. Of course, you went missing, so couldn’t send a detailed mail buddy.
Yeah, for now, no surgery. But will have to visit the doc after the meds course is over just to get a final opinion. It turned out to be something Parryheid warned me about initially. He said he had the same problem and it was due to a bacterial infection and that was the same with me. The meds are for killing the infection. Once that is done, mostly surgery will not be needed.
Breaking news
STR was seen in Malta having just bought an expensive villa. When asked how he made his money STR replied ‘Its from posting dating ads on my blog for idiots like Cedars and co’
Ha ha ha
I really pity those having to read from their phones, must be a nightmare with over 800 posts, I tried it when my internet was down and it sucks, mind you I have a shit old phone!
Balaji
That is good news in a way, always seek multiple opinions as I am sure you have. Regards to your loved ones, special mention to your dad
Balaji i agree with your sentiment’s we get the job done then city’s results dont bare much relevance, if we we’re to continue winning we could even afford a draw there. dont think we will mind i do fancy UNITED to beat city at the counsel ground. watched the game with my m8′s in our local boozer lastnite and they claimed that had tevez played all season city would have been home and dry, for me that argument stand’s with vidic being fit, i applaud johnny evans he’s been quality in his absents, but vidic’s leadership at the back i feel at various times this season has been missed.
Thanks, Cedars! Got a little dinner planned with family tonight, blast is for Friday evening
Balaji – do take care. Best wishes, I’m sure you’ll sail through!
Jeet
That sounds triffic (MG TM) Make sure your young boy turns out to be a proper RED like his dad
Oldham trials for son of Man Utd legend Irwin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR0w8pPXcbo&feature=related
A Stepney, S Houston, A Forsyth, S Coppell, J Nicholl, B Greenhoff, L Macari, M Buchan, S McIlroy, G Daly and S Pearson…legends
Cedars,
that link was for you mate, the leeds lover
Balaji,
Take care pal,
I m doing fine, thanks.
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Heard that Norwood is doing great on loan..
Cedars,
how are you friend?
this is the link for dippers,
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xplu8k_queens-park-rangers-vs-liverpool-3-2-highlights_sport
Sandeep
Thanks for that pal…. Video would not load, will try again later. Some of those players were fantastic, proper REDS
Buchan, Pearson, McIlroy and Houston are ones I remember very well…. Pearson was lethal
Sandeep
Doing great my friend, thanks for the dippers link as well. That works fine….. Now I will watch it and piss my self! ha ha ha
Some of my friends play in the leagues here in Chennai, the medical facilities are non-existent.
Cedars – How are you sir? All well?
Liverpool are a club of jokers, going from 2-0 up against QPR to losing. Kenny needs to go if they want to succeed. Too bad they think he’s the greatest thing since sliced bread. Oops, did I say too bad? I fucking love it!
theboogeyman
All is well my young friend. You’re like a frigging phantom, one post and you vanish! ha ha
KK Kenny should never leave the dippers, he’s doing a great job at sinking them to levels they would never recover from
Cedars – I’m not called theboogeyman for nothing! But yeah, it gets hard to comment from my phone, bit of a pain in the ass when there are 846 comments. I keep reading though, I miss getting caught up in discussions on here. One thing: quite weird that it’s the middle of March and we’re only going for the league. Hopefully with the lack of distractions we’ll do it better.
Happy Birthday Jeet. Have a good one.
TorontoRed – Great post.
King Eric
How are you mate? Bet you were well chuffed after your two most favorite players linked up for the bitters second last night!
I have an idea
Rafa Benitez for Liverpool!
Wait didn’t that already happen…
Can we have a new bloody thread reloading this one is a pain!
Happy Birthday Jeet!
soren – I can’t swim either!
Sad to hear about the Indian player who died – we take a lot of things for granted in this country but when put into perspective Muamba is alive today because of what was in place. That’s something.
Right I’m off need to do things me hearties
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Wait….. Both soren AND MG cannot swim?
Worry not my friends, I am a great swimmer, won loads of medals at school level. I would happily carry you both across oceans!
Happy Birthday Jeet!
Kebabs on the house.
You know, if we don’t get any new threads until the Fulham game, then this one will probably break the comments record held by one of the Ambition-gate threads.
My sauces tell me, HP is better bet than daddies.
Happy birthday Jeet!
Cricky. Walking in Reddish (Stockport) just now and I see people wearing their Man City tops, over one game! Just a pathetic bunch of morons. Would love it if we pick the Premiership trophy at their place, love it!
New thread.
We called and Scott answered!
Happy birthday Jeet! You’re always welcome to throw a party here in Chennai!
Thought for today… I Red that Ryan Giggs can still fly as high as the pigs in a City’s Blue Sky.