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Gerrard Goes Too Far

Steven Gerrard sensationally claimed in his autobiography that he wanted Manchester United to die, highlighting the hatred there is between the two clubs. His hatred is somewhat of a recent hobby though, when as a lad, he ran about the fields of Merseyside proudly wearing a United shirt with Robson’s name and number on the back.

Whenever the two clubs meet, he is given the hardest time of all the players, which comes down to the fact he is a bloody good player, and that he is a scouser. Whilst you will have seen pictures of Gerrard as a lad, kitted out in an Everton shirt and shorts, he is now a representative of Liverpool. Throughout his life, of swapping his shirt from red, to blue, to red again, it appears he hadn’t learnt much, when on two different occasions he handed in a transfer request to his beloved team to try and play in the blue of Chelsea. The Liverpool fans who were burning his shirt back then will be thankful for all the death threats he received to keep him there.

Regardless, he hates United now and wants us to die. It might be worthwhile if a copy of his autobiography is handed to the judge in his case for compensation after breaking the leg of a little lad. Ten year old Jamie Hellawell, who is a keen United fan according to his grandad, Reg, was hit by Gerrard’s black Bentley yesterday. He was stable last night, and transferred to Alder Hey.

Of course, I am only joking, I just want all the bases to be covered :D

It appears as though “big and fuckin hard” Gerrard is actually quite the softie, and was extremely concerned for the little red. An eye-witness reporting to The Telegraph, said “Stevie Gerrard stopped the car and got out and ran over to the boy. He was kneeling over him and you could see there were tears in Stevie’s eyes. He was really upset to see the little lad like that. Steve was really pale and shocked. He stayed with the lad while the paramedics were treating him and giving him oxygen before they moved him.”

Awwww.

[edit]. Whilst banter is more than welcome on this blog, comments about Munich will not be accepted. Will you please refrain from making such remarks, and join the human race.






 

30 Comments

  1. Anonymous says:

    how can you say that of s.gerrard he hasnt gone to far what about gary neville he hates scousers alltogether straight from his mouth look its football after ten years it be forgoten

  2. Anonymous says:

    g.neville wouldnt hand in a transfer request when his club are not doing too well

  3. Anonymous says:

    Some perspective on the car accident please. Having a go at someone for shedding a tear having broken a child’s leg (and possibly feared worse) is indicative of an incapable mind.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Any word on the damage to the Bentley?

  5. Anonymous says:

    aww look. we’ve got a bunch of angry scouse turned out for the United blog again. Bless! It must be tough trying to find a liverpool blog out there to post on with the big challenge of finding a literate scouse.

  6. SuperGerrard says:

    If you had actually read Gerrards Biog you would have read that his uncle put him in a Everton Shirt to take him for a meeting somewhere, and gerrards father was fuming! so dont even try and say he supported Either UTD or Everton. The Roboson shirt was becuase robson was gerrards fave player and i think it was an england shirt not a manure one!
    So please please please check up on your facts before writing another ridiculous blog!

    Cheers!

    YNWA (to all the REAL red fans out there)

  7. hadley says:

    The reason why Neville wouldn’t hand in a transfer request, is because nobody else wants him

  8. Pooja says:

    Aye aye aye , a bunch of ugly little scousers , backing them self and their beloved player with some utter tosh. Come up with some thing better next time.
    Gary Neville is red ,
    Is a red , is a red
    Gary Neville is a red ,
    he hates scousers
    Lmao
    he had problems with the staff , for that he will leave his stone age club? , Your having a laugh.
    & that uncle story is completely ridicules.
    evolve scousers , evolve

  9. Anonymous says:

    whats the difference between a sad dirty manc and a shopping trolley?

    a shopping trolley has a mind of its own.

    go on the pool
    seany preston

  10. Scott the Red says:

    Lol it’s called a joke lads, lighten up eh.

    Good on Stevie G for being concerned for the lad.

  11. AbuDavid says:

    what does a scouser have in common with sperm?
    One in 2million’ll make it as a human being..

  12. Anonymous says:

    Out of order comments about the accident. It doesn’t matter who plays for, or supports, who, the guy did the right thing and gave a damn.
    Some of us football supporters get tired of this arrogant crap – support your team and go for the chants (if you ever attend a match), but this comment has no place on any clubs website.
    And before you ask . . . Carlisle United, and bloody happy with it

  13. Anonymous says:

    Typical of Man U Fans to come out with this crap! There isn’t one Man U supporter out there who would not want Stevie G in the red of United. And as the Carlisle supporter pointed out, it doesn’t matter about who it is or what team they play for or support, Stevie G cared enough for another human life to visit the lad in hospital and tried to cheer him up. It’s so funny when Man U fans try to call scousers thick!!! I live in Manchester and have also lived in Liverpool…… Scousers just on football matters are way more clued up. Even the blue side of Merseyside know more about football than most of the Man U fans I have met!!!!!

    YNWA

  14. Anonymous says:

    “There isn’t one Man U supporter out there who would not want Stevie G in the red of United.”

    1 right here :)

    oh, and this is hilarious. who knew so many scouse could afford internet on the dole?

    “you’ll nevvvvver gettttt a jobbbbbb!”

  15. Scott the Red says:

    Carlisle fan, lighten up.

    “Of course, I am only joking.”

    Am I the only person who can read that part of the article? Gerrard said he wanted United to die, then ran over a United fan. I made the comparison in jest, and didn’t for one second think so many people would take it so seriously. Don’t be so precious.

    Relaaaaax.

  16. Anonymous says:

    We all know who the most succesful team in English history is dont we?? i will give you a clue its not Man utd….YNWA,by the way Gerrard should have hit the lad a bit harder it would have been one less manu supporter in the world.

  17. Anonymous says:

    I just hope he sues the little scumster for the damage to the car.

  18. Anonymous says:

    Changing the team he supported – Gerrard never! Born a red always a red (The only red (Liverpool FC)!

    However it is funny how Sunny Solskjaer was a Liverpool loving lad as a youngster all the way into adulthood, and a proud member of the Norwegian Liverpool Supporters Club….

  19. Anonymous says:

    munich 58 munich m

  20. Anonymous says:

    Someone above mentiooned stevie had a blog can i get a link to that please!

  21. Anonymous says:

    ‘Some perspective on the car accident please. Having a go at someone for shedding a tear having broken a child’s leg (and possibly feared worse) is indicative of an incapable mind.’

    If you’d apply that logic to Liverpool fans rocking Alan Smith’s ambulance after his leg break.

    But wait, this is all singing all dancing Mr. Liverpool who handed in a transfer request to get away!

    Christ, don’t you all just think about the words, ‘You’ll never walk alone’ and think just how camp it is that you all quote them all the time and sing it together? :/

  22. Anonymous says:

    gerrard is obviously a red. he’s our captain. he almost left because of the incompetence of a chairman who failed to move liverpool, financially, into the 21st century. his threat to leave made moores leave a little quicker and to suggest he only stayed because of death threats is pretty pathetic. he stayed because he loves the club.

    on seperate note why do you sad bastards always sing about us even when you’re not playing us. its bazarre. im a season ticket holder and we never sing about you lot unless we’re playing you or unless on a rare occasion city start singing about you and we join in for a laugh. you are jealous of us. you want to be what we are. you want an anthem like YNWA. you want a stadium with our history. you want semi like chelsea when luis scored and finals like rome 77 and instanbul 05. you are trully pathetic

  23. Anonymous says:

    ynwa,a pathetically crap pop song from the sixties.Who cares,’this is anfield’.What a load of tosh.As for that putz gerrard we don’t want or need him.Lower case on purpose where applicable.

  24. Anonymous says:

    You dirty bath-sharing scousers should really find your own blog! I swear the only way you lot can get off is by picking an arguement with us Mancs. Pathetic! Your song is Pathetic, your rotating merry-go round (torres on the bench) team is pathetic and Raffa looks like he needs to go back to spain or else he’ll peel into the Michelin Man! And fuck SG’s bently, he prob got the standard spec anyway!! PATHETIC!! Win the league this year?!?! Man City will finish above you scummy lot! Pathetique!!!!!

  25. Anonymous says:

    Any united fan who can not see the benefit of stevie G at united should stop following football now-clearly you have no clue!Rooney is a scouser!As long as we continue the way we have been-attracting the worlds best players-where ever they are from we will be just fine–Liverpool have a great history but thats all it is-them winning the champiuons league in 05 means little-Greece won the european cup but does not mean they are the greatest footballing nation in europe-Some clubs are suited to one off games and others have the strengh and stamina to last the season and win the premiership-I think the last 10 years have shown what suits liverpool and what suits united!As im sure this season will show again with united lifting the prem yet again!

  26. Anonymous says:

    Why are so many dirty scousers visiting a united site, obsessed?

    Go onto your own site thicko’s.

    You’re as unwelcome here as you probably are in your own home.

    Now fuck off!

  27. KB says:

    I’m a Liverpool fan and the reason I am reading this blog is cos it because it has a link to it on the newsnow liverpool page.

    That said, i thought the original post was funny – sad to say that both scousers and mancs sometimes lose any sense of humour as soon as it has anything to do with our two teams

  28. Anonymous says:

    What’s the world coming to. United fans imitating Platoon fan Saha. Word of advice, if you are going to dive make sure there’s not a car in your path, even if it is Stevie G.

  29. Anonymous says:

    finally some sense, in the form of KB’s comment. thanks mate. was beginning to get a bit worn out with all the bullshit

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