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Get Stuffed Paul Ince… You’re Not Fit To Be Associated With Us Again

Since Ferguson has confirmed he will be retiring within the next few years, there has been plenty of speculation over who will be replacing him. This will arguably become the biggest appointment ever, following around 25-years under the manager, filled with success. Hopefully, by the time he packs it, United will have won more league titles than any other team in England, considering we’re just one short of Liverpool’s 18 at the moment.

With so many former players of Fergie making it in to Premiership management, there are a few candidates the press don’t even have to think about when writing up their predictions. Mark Hughes, Steve Bruce, Roy Keane and Paul Ince were all important players for Fergie at one time or another, and their ambition would certainly see them fancy the job.

So, ahead of United’s clash with Blackburn, Ince, or ‘the Guv’nor’, if we are to refer to him by his self-proclaimed nickname, has tipped himself for the job.

‘Who’s to say what might happen in the future,” Ince said. “Why not?”

Where do you want me to start, you bin-dipping-badge-kissing cockney twat…

I don’t keep my feelings on Paul Ince close to my chest. He is one of a handful of players I truly can’t stand. It probably originates from my love for him as a kid, copying the goal celebration he performed with Giggs back when I was a lad (I was a cool kid, obviously). I thought he was the bees knees. Sure, he was cocky and full of himself, but he was a bloody good player and could have seen out his career with us.

He got too big for his boots, cleared off to Italy, only to return to the Premiership a couple of years later. Now, whilst I’d never be pleased to see any of our former well-loved players playing at Anfield, I can accept that we weren’t going to take him back and he wanted a career in England. Fine. However, his behaviour after becoming a dipper is what confirms to me what a complete and utter twat he is.

As the 1998-1999 season was drawing to a close, United took on Liverpool. Obviously we were chasing all three competitions and there was little to no room for mistakes with Arsenal still hoping to win the league.

Paul Ince scored against us in the dying moments of the game and celebrated like he’d just won the European Cup. He was overjoyed, kissing their badge in front of their fans. Why was he so happy? Because maybe he had just denied us our chance of winning the title. And now he thinks he can manage our club one day? Fuck that.

“I’d need to do reasonably well in the Premier League for six or seven years to even be considered,” Ince continued. “But I know how the club work and I know all about the success the club thrive on.”

 

17 Comments

  1. North Stand,Tier 3,Back Row says:

    I’m with you Scott, he’s an arrogant twat, fucking loves himself. I had the black away United jersey in 95, INCE written across the back, he was quality back then (couldnt wear it again once he left, and i loved that jersey!!!).
    I know Fergie pushed him out in the end, but he pushed Fergie to push him out…who writes the fucking ‘GUVNOR’ on their boots??? At least him going led to one of the greatest center midfield pairings in football history, Keane and Scholes…
    But yeah, Ince as manager? no chance.
    Bring on Saturday though, Ince and Fowler – 2 muppets. I cant wait.

  2. Stephen says:

    North Stand,Tier 3,Back Row, I fucking loved that shirt!!
    I hate Ince with a passion, and beating him and coke head on Saturday would be ideal.
    Lets hope we will be singing “Charlie, Charlie whats the score” again to that arrogant fat twat.

  3. Mila says:

    Ince is really pretty far down in the line of managers hoping to fill Fegie’s boots :)

    Honestly, he isn’t exactly a club legend, beeing a dipper and all and he isn’t actually that good of a manager.

    Personally I think with the whole naming Phelan as assistant, Fergie is just waiting for Carlos to have a go at being Portugal coach and then come back and manage United.
    After all bringing in a new person from outside on the position of assistant would have introduced a new factor in the game, as it stands, Carlos would fit right back in nicely if he will be the next United manager.

    Still gutted byt Carlos leaving though.

  4. Oooodz says:

    I agree / hope with you mila that Carlos will come back. Its doubtful he would ever say anything bad about United. And he left on the very best condition.

  5. TK 99 says:

    A fucking twat and traitor..nuff said

  6. N0bber says:

    I cannot stand the arsehole.

    There are only a few footballers I truely detest eg. Ray Parlor but Ince is right up there with em. Fecking Judas.

    It would be a dark dark day if Ince returned to our club…thankfully it will NEVER happen.

  7. A MAN UNITED FAN says:

    i would like to be called the Guv’nor as well
    i think we all should

    what a twat to give yourself a title
    it must of just ate at him sitting in a dressing room with Guvnor wrote on his bootslooking across at a man named the king by the fans

    last year he was at mk fuckin dons and now he thinks he can take control from one of,if not , the greatest manegers of all time of the world biggest club

    what a wank

  8. North Stand,Tier 3,Back Row says:

    Ahh sweet Jaysus Scott, did you have to change the main photo to one of him in that fcuking rag??? Im being honest here, that turns my stomach. I cant look at that without wanting choke. We get the point, he’s a tit, just take down that photo, I dont want to see that jersey for the next day or two, every time I open the page. I fcuking hate the sight of it…
    Show some compassion Scott!!!

  9. mickey mouse owen says:

    he looks gay wearing liverpool’s dark pink kit.

  10. TK 99 says:

    scott,i think you need to look at the bright side of this story..
    Imagine if Steven Gerrard decided to give Liverpool the “finger” (as he tried to do before) and moved to Man Utd,do you think there’s any darker day in our history than the day when he’s wearing our armband(God forbid)????? IMO no..
    If our trash is captin material at LOSERFOOL,i’m more than happy.

  11. Drew Vader says:

    I hope we fucking stuff them tomorrow…Come on lads

  12. OTRed says:

    He’s an idiot to even think he’ll ever be considered, us fans don’t have short memories, you know? And we don’t take betrayal lightly either, just ask Heinze.

  13. Jig says:

    United’s management team will be Queiroz & Solskjaer in my opinion. Both being groomed as we speak.

  14. Its in my blood says:

    Agree with all the other comments, his behavior with the dippers was unforgivable-much as i loved him as a player. The sad thing is, i have a gut feeling he is going to be an exceptional manager!

  15. Jonny says:

    lol.

    Ince not ruling out the possiblity of joining United makes him arrogant. Of course he’s not going to give a straight yes or no answer. He was asked if, given the oppurtunity, he could see himself back at United. He was not asked whether he thought he would become manager.

    What really makes me laugh is the way Ronaldo said exactly the same thing fairly recently in an interview whilst on international duty, and also said that he did not know and only the future could tell. You don’t jump on Ronaldo’s back? I even see him being called loyal, despite giving the same respone when asked about Madrid in the summer.

    You United fans are a funny bunch.

  16. DarkDevil says:

    Yeah, I remember that Liverpool game well. If I’m not mistaken, Keane had a goal disallowed for offside when he was in fact on-side. I remember Ince scoring that last minute goal, I remember his celebration and I remember the feeling. Wasn’t a nice feeling. Still stays when I see his face. Still thinks he’s the shit. Got a good lesson at what a real football team look like on Saturday!

  17. rubanraj says:

    One of the best he was however I could never get over the fact that upon his return to EPL, out of all clubs, he joined Liverpool!
    Well, neutrals will say that it isn’t such a big deal because he joined Inter Milan first before joining Liverpool also the fact that Liverpool were nowhere near to challenge the top 2 teams in EPL at that time however, no player who keeps United close to his heart would have chosen to play for Liverpool.

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