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GIF: Our Bench Goes Mental After Rooney Winner

After Wayne Rooney’s winner against Manchester City, Anderson, Michael Carrick, Wes Brown and Chicharito all went mental on the bench.

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Scott is the editor of Red Matters - 50 Years of Supporting Manchester United and an author of Play Like Fergie's Boys and Not Nineteen Forever. He writes for ESPN, The Metro and Bleacher Report. Follow @R_o_M on Twitter.

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  1. CedarsDevil says:

    Willie, I bow my head in shame mate…. How could I miss that one. Rodney, now that is heritage for you

  2. smartalex says:

    CedarsDevil – ‘feathers sticking out of my noise?’ Maybe your wife was trying to muffle the sound of gaggling geese partying in your head.

  3. TonyBee says:

    Rodney Marsh ….another fucking drunk….

  4. CedarsDevil says:


    Good point, my analysis was that she was actually trying to strangle me with a feather full pillow

  5. smartalex says:

    CedarsDevil at least she had the good grace to only use the feathers. Many a wife would have stuck one goose up each nostril, beak first! What a honk!

  6. CedarsDevil says:

    Yes, bless her.

    Beak first? Now that thought has made me nauseous

  7. smartalex says:

    A blessing in disgoose!

    Nostradamus predicted the future
    Nostrilgeese prevent your future.

  8. CedarsDevil says:

    I can hardly breathe…………..

  9. willierednut says:

    Tell you wife, to take her hands, off your neck Cedars.

  10. smartalex says:

    Superglue their feet to your wife’s handbag, and tell her that there is a half-price sale at her favourite boutique. That should clear the aisles!

    My nephew has just called to tell me he has his drivers test tomorrow.
    ‘Can uncle teach me to park?’
    I guess that Ji is injured, so off I go! 300 km round trip, so if those geese still won’t leave, you’ll have to wait until they migrate, with or without you! Cheers!

  11. CedarsDevil says:

    Its not my neck I am worried about Willie

  12. King Eric says:

    Haaahaaa. Jesper moses. That letter has made my great day even better. The icing on the cake. United have had to put up with abu bias for fifteen plus years. That little club need to stop mouthing off and gloating fort absolutely no reason at all. Fuck all to mouth about. Some of the media act like its a great achievement to be third. Is is fuck. They have spent three hundred and fity million on a squad of average joes with no passiom or fuck all for the shirt. The only dangerman yesterday was silva in glimpses. But for better final balls united could have come out four one winners. You cannot buy uniteds determination team spirit and fighting qualities. Second half yesterday milner fatboy yaya and silva were all arguing with each other. Even hart was bitching. They are nowhere near united and never will be. Two bit cunts. Sick of hearing how the first half was a smash and grab. Different game to the one I was at.

  13. catotraa says:

    Can not fucking belive i was there to see it! My first ever United game live, at old trafford, against City.
    I was only a couple of meters away to watch Rooney throw himself around and smash in the goal of the year. Brilliant!

  14. rj93 says:

    lmao reds – ‘lets go fucking mental, lets go fucking mental na na na na’

  15. kk says:

    That is what United is all about

  16. iNnojg says:

    the legendary boxer Mohamed Alli was once quoted as saying the punches that knocks u out are de once u dont c dem coming. the damn goal was not only brilliant but so instinctive. i keep looking at the goal am aint sure in a blink of an eye its a goal.


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