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Gooooooo Manchester!

The fastest man in the World is disappointed that Cristiano Ronaldo left Manchester United this summer but still fancies us to do well this season.

“I’m a bit disappointed he left the club because he’s definitely a great player,” said Bolt. “I like watching him play because he’s very skilful. But I’m not worried. We have a great side still at Manchester United and I think we’ll do well this season. We had a solid team last season and we just lost two players. As long as our midfield is strong, I’m not worried. Alex Ferguson is a very good manager so I am looking forward to this season. Go, Manchester!”

 

41 Comments

  1. Anon says:

    hahahaha! i don’t really know how serious a fan he is, but you can’t deny the guy is a character!

  2. edwin says:

    Forgot the United, but he’s still a class act.

  3. Anon says:

    “Alex Ferguson is a very good manager ”
    thats like saying Bolt is a pretty fast athlete!

  4. Red-Manc says:

    jesus christ.

    he claimed to be madrid fan, then a chelsea fan, then United back to chelsea and now back to United again.

    JCL JCL JCL!

  5. Tom F says:

    Gooooooooo indeed! haha

  6. Eolude says:

    Was thinking go autobots.lol

  7. 9jmac says:

    sign him n put him on the wing

  8. Pat says:

    He said the midfield was strong. I’m an Arsenal fan and I’m curious mates, do YOU believe your midfield is strong?

  9. TonyBee says:

    What the fuck does the dopey twat know about football….. the publicity seeking tosser…… fast tosser though lol.. !!

  10. Jack says:

    imangine him playing for us..stick him upfront and put balls over the top and let him run on to them haha

  11. Anon says:

    @ Pat, yep mate. Our midfielders are probably the most underrated around.
    Apart from Carrick and Fletch, Gibbo has just signed a new contract, Ando will be looking to have a go next season, hopefully he’l play attacking than defensive, Giggs and Scholes are like one world class midfielder, who contributes with vital goals. and then come January, we will have two new additions to our squad. Owen Hargreaves, the best defensive midfielder when on form in the EPL, and Adem Ljajic from Partizan, world class talent.
    so yeah, i guess we are pretty set.

  12. Blue Moon says:

    Bolt would score more than what Tevez and Adebayor are gonna get us. As a City fan I’m worried. Obviously were not ” Going down with a billion in the bank “, but some of our fans think top 4 and that just ain’t gonna happen now is it. I fear that we will be an even bigger laughing stock if our signings don’t work out.

    I just want Sparky to buy who he wants, not who the Arabs want.

  13. ganu66 says:

    I`am very disgusted about this fans everyone forget we have great players evreyone forget in 24th years Sir Alex make 4 or 5 different team and evrey time we finish on top, why this time that great manager didn`t make the same, never rub your head before cuting. UTD fan from Malta

  14. Anon says:

    so basically to narrow it down

    CDMs- Fletch, Ando (since he is used such), Giggsy (he plays everywhere nowdays), O’Shea (if the back four are completely fit, he’s always an option), Hargreaves (come january, fingers crossed)

    CAM/CMs- Carrick, Gibson, Scholes + Giggs, Anderson (hopefully), Adem Ljajic (january onwards)

  15. cantona7 says:

    our midfield has Anderson who is not a starting 11, yet he can outclass even Gerrard, not to mention Fabregas lol! that alone is an indication.

    In my opinion our midfield is not the strongest, which may go to Chelsea (Ballack Lampard Essien Mikel) but we have the most stable, consistent and the most important attribute – systematic midfield line up.

    And sad to say, Arsenal’s the weakest among the top four, although they may possess the most flair. Why weakest? They are all easily injured! Furthermore, they dont actually click very well together, they just know how to move forward together. Instead, our midfield’s off the ball movements work more efficiently.

  16. monkeytennis says:

    @pat and anon

    I can’t see scholes and giggs playing an awful lot of games next season. Scholes has just had an average season, giggs won the player of the year award but we all know it wasn’t truly all based on that one year.

    We need Anderson and Nani to show their true value. We all know that they’ve got it. I imagine Hargreaves won’t be back to his best until the last 2 or 3 months of the season.

    All in all though I think we are ok. wouldn’t mind extra signings but I’m not gonna cry If we don’t get any.

  17. hurr says:

    Usain Bolt, Superstar! Got more medals than Shearer!

    >_>

  18. Gudjohnsen says:

    Let’s sign him up as our waterboy, the world’s fastest waterboy. Our players will never get thirsty again…

  19. doncobaino says:

    i see drogba has had his european ban reduced to three games

    that means evra received a worse punishment for what he did!!

  20. red devil says:

    blue moon , why are you so obsessed with city ? whats your proplem , we have won eveything at united city have done nothing for 34 years ! yet you seem very bitter and seem to have a problem with city and keep making pathetic little digs at city , why dont you come out .

  21. willierednut says:

    Hurr, ive more medals than shearer lol.

  22. MUFC the Religion says:

    Doncobaino

    I know, it’s a fucking disgrace

  23. sagar says:

    I like it the way he says we and our!!
    btw he didn’t forget the united bit at the end.
    in some countries abroad manchester united is refered to as just manchester!!

  24. rob taylor says:

    on another note

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/8152833.stm

    how do chelsea manage to get off scott free every time?

  25. OT_factor says:

    I can only imagine what our midfield would look like havin’a DMF in the mould of yaya toure and an AMF in the mould of lamps to suceed d ninja,carrick played more in our half last season&produced some magic when he often ventured to attack,we really need an extra pair of xperienced attackin’legs this season cuz it’s gonna be a long&nerve-rackin’season,but with SAF,i believe in 1 united!

  26. Dazjoe says:

    After the Olympics he did a big newspaper interview here in Melbourne where he talked all about Real Madrid, they were his club as a boy and all that shite, and he wanted to go train with them. Now this? Fuck off Usain eh?

  27. Sash Sylvarre says:

    @Pat

    I don’t think our midfield is the strongest around, but at the moment it’s very strong nonetheless.

  28. evras left boot says:

    @red_manc

    not meaning to be hateful , but could you please produce a link to each claim you make ! because its quite a big tale ! ill be happy to be proved wrong . lets be honest here am drunk and i can honestly asume that you’ll never produce an articulate arguement ! BAM …

  29. evras left boot says:

    @ blue moon

    no matter how many fans flame you , thank you for given us an itelligent view of the city side of manchester , its a rare sight to see such a well balanced fan

  30. Dazjoe says:

    evras left boot.
    You want links to ‘prove’ he supported Madrid?
    http://www.realmadrid.com/cs/Satellite/en/1202741295181/noticia/Noticia/Usain_Bolt:_Real_Madrid_fan.htm
    read the 3rd paragraph.
    Fuck him.

  31. CUNTLITO TEVEZ) aka (ROJO RED ROT ROUGE) says:

    Stick him on the wing Fergie. Haha

  32. bobkoh says:

    As long as Bolt is a fan, our scorers should try to do the Bolt celebration to recognize this. Go, Bolt!

  33. Micky says:

    Don’t refer to United as ‘we’ you plastic cunt Bolt

  34. Swissdevil says:

    off topic: Adebayor has been offered to us by his agent??

  35. Stephen says:

    I would rather cut my cock off and eat it than have Adebayor at our club.

  36. aig alex is god says:

    we r fine.we dont want that lazybone at our club.let him join thewastelands circus and earn big bucks for being lazy

  37. andsolskjaerhaswonit... says:

    @ Stephen: rofl :D

  38. Swissdevil says:

    @ stephen: your comment about adebayor speaks out of my heart as well! neither would I want RVP that arrogant twat!

  39. wakey says:

    @Dazjoe

    That link is from an interview with marca. Marca is hardly a reliable source is it, they make the Mirro/Sun/Star look trustworthy

  40. evras left boot says:

    @Dazjoe

    man , i was blatantly hammered last night ha ! but thanks for showing me the light. He is just another plastic … but i wont be telling my scouse mates that

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