Comments on: Have United and Mascherano Cost Liverpool A CL Place?

By: jimmy Bob

jimmy Bob — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:09:14 +0000

jack your manager is either a fool or a liar if he didnt see the several incidents of mascherno and his dissent including shouting fuck off at the ref twice

good job he was sent off and he should get a lengthy ban for his actions in refusing to leave the pitch

good luck to everton on the wknd

By: Anant

Anant — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:24:28 +0000

Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
Because if it walked it would be mugged.

Man walks into a shop in Liverpool:
Man: Can I have a pair of tights for my wife?
Shop assistant: Certainly Sir, what size head are you?

What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?
A burglar.

What’s the difference between a Scouser and a coconut?
One’s thick and hairy, and the other’s a coconut.

What do you call a scouser in a suit?
The accused.

If you see a Scouser on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him?
It might be your bike.

What do you say to a Scouser with a job?
Big Mac please.

What’s long, scouse, and goes around corners?
The Dole queue.

Why is the Anfield Stadium Grass so green?
Because every week Liverpool put millions of pounds worth of shit on it.

What do you call a Scouse woman in a white shell-suit?
The bride

Q: What do you call a Scouse woman who has had 6 abortions ?
A: Crime Prevention officer

By: Anant

Anant — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:21:59 +0000

An Italian, a Frenchman and a Scouser are discussing their relative performance in bed. The Italian says - “When I’ve a finshed a makin da love with my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy” The Frenchman replies - “Zat is nossing, when Ah ‘ave finished making ze love with my girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats ze 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy” The Scouser says - “Dat’s nothin, when I’ve finished shaggin me bird, I get out of bed, walk over to da winda and wipe my knob clean on da curtains. She hits the ****in roof !!!”

By: Anant

Anant — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:18:37 +0000

A Liverpool fan walks past a shop and sees the video “Liverpool - The Glory Years”. He goes into the shop and asks how much. “£100″ says the shopkeeper.
“That’s a bit steep, how come it’s so dear ??”
“Well its a tenner for the video and £90 for the Betamax recorder!!

By: jack

jack — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:06:45 +0000

“Benitez playing ignorance card” eh? You guys obviously don’t know anything about your manager. The man complains about protecting players yet turns a blind eye to Roy Keane intentionally trying to injure a player. Hypocrisy does not begin to describe him. It says alot about your manager and the lack of honour and decency of your former captain. Also I dont think you guys are goint to go past Barca so dont go above your station.

By: Tom F

Tom F — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:52:48 +0000

” Let’s just have a quick look at Benitez’s post match comments and see how much fun we can have with them “.

That is just funny.

By: ME

ME — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:37:41 +0000

Some clubs just get away with anything don’t they??? See you in the CL Final (thats if you get there), what goes around comes around!!!

By: proud to be syrian

proud to be syrian — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:18:22 +0000

i guess everton game is very important but what if they won the cl this year i think they will have thier place next year

By: Superdorz

Superdorz — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:16:51 +0000

I hope so, Scouse gits!

By: jonny

jonny — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:08:54 +0000

i’m waiting for the liverpool fans who are going to say “what about rooney”

and to be fair he gets away with more than he should, but he’s also mellowed out a lot since first coming to united