He’s Cracking Up…

15 Comments

1. January 15, 2009 at 20:53

   w says:

   gold
2. January 15, 2009 at 20:58

   EastStandManc says:

   The shirt below it is miles better, but undone by an error, unfortunately.
3. January 15, 2009 at 21:17

   Tooth says:

   Not just one error, three. Fat Spanish waiters don’t wear Adidas tracky bottoms, they don’t wear Mexican Sombreros and they know where to put an apostrophe.
4. January 15, 2009 at 21:52

   Isaidso says:

   Re Tooth. That maybe correct maestro, but if your a scouser, I can tell you plainly where to put your apostrophe, UP YOURS, and then some.
5. January 15, 2009 at 22:08

   micheal says:

   he is cracking me up lol,
6. January 15, 2009 at 23:22

   Sean says:

   Kidney stones and cracking up!
7. January 16, 2009 at 03:42

   klauq says:

   Was there ever a bigger loser than Benitez in this mindgame? Keegan?

   erm…why both of them Liverpool-related? another FACT?

   HAHA
8. January 16, 2009 at 04:11

   virgopq says:

   Hahaha!. Yeah!, shaft it up his!.
9. January 16, 2009 at 12:31

   RedAlert260599 says:

   Brilliant mail arrived this morn….
   Liverpudlian Rhapsody (to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)

   Is this our Stevie?
   Captain of LFC?
   Arrested in Southport
   All caught on CCTV.
   Open “The Sun”
   It’s there on Page One, you’ll see.
   I’m just a Scouser
   I need some help
   Because I’m Huyton-born, Huyton-bred
   Once a Blue, now a Red.
   Whatever the truth is, it doesn’t really matter to me.

   [Piano: Dumm di dum dum, dumm di dum dum]

   Rafa! It’s Stevie here.
   I’ve just t*watted a DJ
   And they’ve taken him away.
   Rafa, we were four points clear
   But now I fear we’ll throw it all away!
   Rafa! Ooooooooooh.
   Didn’t mean to make you sigh
   If I’m not back in time to play at Preston Tinker on, tinker on, my
   career is all in tatters….

   [Piano: Dum di dum di dum, dum di dum di dum]

   Too late! It’s Walton Jail.
   I don’t think that I can cope
   I can’t bend down for the soap.
   Goodbye everybody – I’ve got to go
   Gotta leave the Kop behind and face the Bench.
   Rafa! Ooooooooooo! (Anyway the sh*it blows) I don’t want to go to jail I
   sometimes wish I’d never joined Liverpoo-ool!

   [Piano, guitar and stuff]

   I see a little silhouetto of Hamman
   There’s more dosh, there’s more dosh if I sign for Man City But joining
   such a sh*ite team is very very frightening to me

   Calling Barry
   (It’s Rick Parry)
   Calling Barry
   (It’s Rick Parry)
   Calling Barry! He’s Magnific-o-o-o-o

   I’m just a poor boy from a Scouse family He’s just a poor boy from a
   Scouse family Spare him his job says Co-Coach Sammy Lee

   Piano: Tinkle, tinkle tinkle

   Easy come easy go! Will you let me go?
   It’s me, La!
   No! We will not let you go! Let him go!
   It’s me, La!
   No! We will not let you go! Let him go!
   No no no no no no!
   Rafa! Sammy! Rafa! Sammy! Rafa! Sammy! Get me out!
   A Big House con has a shower set aside for me! For meee!

   For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

   [Big Guitar Riff]

   So you think you can say my career’s in decline!
   So you think you can suggest my kids are not mine!
   Oh DJ! Can’t do this to me DJ!
   Just gotta get out! Just gotta get right outta here!

   [More guitar and then the slow bit]

   My career is now in tatters
   Anyone can see
   Nothing really matters! Nothing really matters to me!

   Anyway the sh*it blows!

   [Cymbal: pish]
10. January 16, 2009 at 12:54

    North Stand,Tier 3,Back Row says:

    Red Alert, thats fucking hilarious!!!
11. January 16, 2009 at 14:23

    Stephen says:

    Class!!, also Benitez has turned down a contract offer from the dippers, fahct!!
12. January 16, 2009 at 15:55

    Fuglis says:

    RedAlert, fantastic post!
13. January 17, 2009 at 06:30

    Bob Koh says:

    Benitez planned it all with the calculated the rant against ManU, Fergie & Gill.
    By claiming all that he said, if L’pool wins the league, he’d succeed in his ‘mind’ games.
    If L’pool does not win, he has implied the bias for ManU by the FA, refs..and then he’ll reject his contract & quit for Real, taking Torres with him.
    L’pool fans, be prepared for the last option!
    Benitez is a prick & my dislike for him has exploded.
14. January 17, 2009 at 07:34

    johhhhhnnnnnnn says:

    +1. Rafa sucks
15. January 17, 2009 at 11:37

    Jake says:

    @tooth, agreed mate, Benitez is so incompetent he can’t even get being a fat Spanish waiter right….