Comments on: He’s Cracking Up… http://therepublikofmancunia.com/hes-cracking-up/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=hes-cracking-up a Manchester United blog Fri, 25 May 2012 12:19:47 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.4 By: Jake http://therepublikofmancunia.com/hes-cracking-up/#comment-29739 Jake Sat, 17 Jan 2009 10:37:22 +0000 http://therepublikofmancunia.com/?p=7419#comment-29739 @tooth, agreed mate, Benitez is so incompetent he can't even get being a fat Spanish waiter right.... @tooth, agreed mate, Benitez is so incompetent he can’t even get being a fat Spanish waiter right….

]]> By: johhhhhnnnnnnn http://therepublikofmancunia.com/hes-cracking-up/#comment-29733 johhhhhnnnnnnn Sat, 17 Jan 2009 06:34:14 +0000 http://therepublikofmancunia.com/?p=7419#comment-29733 +1. Rafa sucks +1. Rafa sucks

]]> By: Bob Koh http://therepublikofmancunia.com/hes-cracking-up/#comment-29731 Bob Koh Sat, 17 Jan 2009 05:30:45 +0000 http://therepublikofmancunia.com/?p=7419#comment-29731 Benitez planned it all with the calculated the rant against ManU, Fergie & Gill. By claiming all that he said, if L'pool wins the league, he'd succeed in his 'mind' games. If L'pool does not win, he has implied the bias for ManU by the FA, refs..and then he'll reject his contract & quit for Real, taking Torres with him. L'pool fans, be prepared for the last option! Benitez is a prick & my dislike for him has exploded. Benitez planned it all with the calculated the rant against ManU, Fergie & Gill.
By claiming all that he said, if L’pool wins the league, he’d succeed in his ‘mind’ games.
If L’pool does not win, he has implied the bias for ManU by the FA, refs..and then he’ll reject his contract & quit for Real, taking Torres with him.
L’pool fans, be prepared for the last option!
Benitez is a prick & my dislike for him has exploded.

]]> By: Fuglis http://therepublikofmancunia.com/hes-cracking-up/#comment-29621 Fuglis Fri, 16 Jan 2009 14:55:05 +0000 http://therepublikofmancunia.com/?p=7419#comment-29621 RedAlert, fantastic post! RedAlert, fantastic post!

]]> By: Stephen http://therepublikofmancunia.com/hes-cracking-up/#comment-29606 Stephen Fri, 16 Jan 2009 13:23:43 +0000 http://therepublikofmancunia.com/?p=7419#comment-29606 Class!!, also Benitez has turned down a contract offer from the dippers, fahct!! Class!!, also Benitez has turned down a contract offer from the dippers, fahct!!

]]> By: North Stand,Tier 3,Back Row http://therepublikofmancunia.com/hes-cracking-up/#comment-29595 North Stand,Tier 3,Back Row Fri, 16 Jan 2009 11:54:01 +0000 http://therepublikofmancunia.com/?p=7419#comment-29595 Red Alert, thats fucking hilarious!!! Red Alert, thats fucking hilarious!!!

]]> By: RedAlert260599 http://therepublikofmancunia.com/hes-cracking-up/#comment-29591 RedAlert260599 Fri, 16 Jan 2009 11:31:16 +0000 http://therepublikofmancunia.com/?p=7419#comment-29591 Brilliant mail arrived this morn.... Liverpudlian Rhapsody (to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody) Is this our Stevie? Captain of LFC? Arrested in Southport All caught on CCTV. Open "The Sun" It's there on Page One, you'll see. I'm just a Scouser I need some help Because I'm Huyton-born, Huyton-bred Once a Blue, now a Red. Whatever the truth is, it doesn't really matter to me. [Piano: Dumm di dum dum, dumm di dum dum] Rafa! It's Stevie here. I've just t*watted a DJ And they've taken him away. Rafa, we were four points clear But now I fear we'll throw it all away! Rafa! Ooooooooooh. Didn't mean to make you sigh If I'm not back in time to play at Preston Tinker on, tinker on, my career is all in tatters.... [Piano: Dum di dum di dum, dum di dum di dum] Too late! It's Walton Jail. I don't think that I can cope I can't bend down for the soap. Goodbye everybody - I've got to go Gotta leave the Kop behind and face the Bench. Rafa! Ooooooooooo! (Anyway the sh*it blows) I don't want to go to jail I sometimes wish I'd never joined Liverpoo-ool! [Piano, guitar and stuff] I see a little silhouetto of Hamman There's more dosh, there's more dosh if I sign for Man City But joining such a sh*ite team is very very frightening to me Calling Barry (It's Rick Parry) Calling Barry (It's Rick Parry) Calling Barry! He's Magnific-o-o-o-o I'm just a poor boy from a Scouse family He's just a poor boy from a Scouse family Spare him his job says Co-Coach Sammy Lee Piano: Tinkle, tinkle tinkle Easy come easy go! Will you let me go? It's me, La! No! We will not let you go! Let him go! It's me, La! No! We will not let you go! Let him go! No no no no no no! Rafa! Sammy! Rafa! Sammy! Rafa! Sammy! Get me out! A Big House con has a shower set aside for me! For meee! For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! [Big Guitar Riff] So you think you can say my career's in decline! So you think you can suggest my kids are not mine! Oh DJ! Can't do this to me DJ! Just gotta get out! Just gotta get right outta here! [More guitar and then the slow bit] My career is now in tatters Anyone can see Nothing really matters! Nothing really matters to me! Anyway the sh*it blows! [Cymbal: pish] Brilliant mail arrived this morn….
Liverpudlian Rhapsody (to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)

Is this our Stevie?
Captain of LFC?
Arrested in Southport
All caught on CCTV.
Open “The Sun”
It’s there on Page One, you’ll see.
I’m just a Scouser
I need some help
Because I’m Huyton-born, Huyton-bred
Once a Blue, now a Red.
Whatever the truth is, it doesn’t really matter to me.

[Piano: Dumm di dum dum, dumm di dum dum]

Rafa! It’s Stevie here.
I’ve just t*watted a DJ
And they’ve taken him away.
Rafa, we were four points clear
But now I fear we’ll throw it all away!
Rafa! Ooooooooooh.
Didn’t mean to make you sigh
If I’m not back in time to play at Preston Tinker on, tinker on, my
career is all in tatters….

[Piano: Dum di dum di dum, dum di dum di dum]

Too late! It’s Walton Jail.
I don’t think that I can cope
I can’t bend down for the soap.
Goodbye everybody – I’ve got to go
Gotta leave the Kop behind and face the Bench.
Rafa! Ooooooooooo! (Anyway the sh*it blows) I don’t want to go to jail I
sometimes wish I’d never joined Liverpoo-ool!

[Piano, guitar and stuff]

I see a little silhouetto of Hamman
There’s more dosh, there’s more dosh if I sign for Man City But joining
such a sh*ite team is very very frightening to me

Calling Barry
(It’s Rick Parry)
Calling Barry
(It’s Rick Parry)
Calling Barry! He’s Magnific-o-o-o-o

I’m just a poor boy from a Scouse family He’s just a poor boy from a
Scouse family Spare him his job says Co-Coach Sammy Lee

Piano: Tinkle, tinkle tinkle

Easy come easy go! Will you let me go?
It’s me, La!
No! We will not let you go! Let him go!
It’s me, La!
No! We will not let you go! Let him go!
No no no no no no!
Rafa! Sammy! Rafa! Sammy! Rafa! Sammy! Get me out!
A Big House con has a shower set aside for me! For meee!

For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Big Guitar Riff]

So you think you can say my career’s in decline!
So you think you can suggest my kids are not mine!
Oh DJ! Can’t do this to me DJ!
Just gotta get out! Just gotta get right outta here!

[More guitar and then the slow bit]

My career is now in tatters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters! Nothing really matters to me!

Anyway the sh*it blows!

[Cymbal: pish]

]]> By: virgopq http://therepublikofmancunia.com/hes-cracking-up/#comment-29576 virgopq Fri, 16 Jan 2009 03:11:38 +0000 http://therepublikofmancunia.com/?p=7419#comment-29576 Hahaha!. Yeah!, shaft it up his!. Hahaha!. Yeah!, shaft it up his!.

]]> By: klauq http://therepublikofmancunia.com/hes-cracking-up/#comment-29573 klauq Fri, 16 Jan 2009 02:42:19 +0000 http://therepublikofmancunia.com/?p=7419#comment-29573 Was there ever a bigger loser than Benitez in this mindgame? Keegan? erm...why both of them Liverpool-related? another FACT? HAHA Was there ever a bigger loser than Benitez in this mindgame? Keegan?

erm…why both of them Liverpool-related? another FACT?

HAHA

]]> By: Sean http://therepublikofmancunia.com/hes-cracking-up/#comment-29559 Sean Thu, 15 Jan 2009 22:22:16 +0000 http://therepublikofmancunia.com/?p=7419#comment-29559 Kidney stones and cracking up! Kidney stones and cracking up!

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