How Will The Bitters Lineup Next Season?

June 29, 2009 87 Comments

Author: Scott the Red Filed Under Just For Fun

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June 29, 2009 at 17:29
jcolas says:
greatest attacking side seen in years!
June 29, 2009 at 17:33
Fze123 says:
This team could qualify for the champions league and win the quintuple next season, i can assure you
June 29, 2009 at 17:37
Fze123 says:
i mean quadruple, they don’t play in the CL
June 29, 2009 at 17:39
JTrappe says:
in all seriousness i’d play given up front before i’d play Vassell
June 29, 2009 at 17:40
Corea says:
LOL
June 29, 2009 at 17:42
DuudeLove says:
Sturridge in goal
June 29, 2009 at 17:43
Chris20LEGEND says:
they will be lucky to get into the mid table

City are going down with a Billion in the bank!
June 29, 2009 at 17:45
In4muslegand says:
LOL, I thought about that the other day; CITY have got a shit load of Strikers! but Scott you forgot one; Where is Ched Evans gonna play?
June 29, 2009 at 17:46
Mic says:
Sturridge has gone Chelsea hasn’t he? I don’t understand City, their attack is okay, it’s the defense that can’t well… defend… should be a nice 6 points off them next season
June 29, 2009 at 17:46
Fze123 says:
would love eto’o at utd though. class player.
June 29, 2009 at 17:50
Red Dave says:
and their teams a snip too at only £500 million
June 29, 2009 at 17:50
King George the Switzer says:
I don’t like City
June 29, 2009 at 17:55
skipTHFC says:
Now that’s wierd. I just stumbled upon this blog to see my image!

Will be making similar comics in upcoming weeks.
June 29, 2009 at 17:58
FailsworthDevil says:
At this rate its gonna cost them £1.2 billion to win the league cup lol…

Rumour has it that they are offering £36 million for Franny Lee to run the front line for them…

DIrty Blue Dippers Bastards…
June 29, 2009 at 17:59
Ulster Red says:
where was kaka goin 2 fit in then lol
June 29, 2009 at 18:02
Gotta hate tiny tears says:
That’s one amazing attacking team they should lose ll there games about 9 6
June 29, 2009 at 18:04
Nas says:
Seing as the transfer window is no where near shut yet, whose to say the bastards won’t spend big in getting there defence stronger.
I think its a blessing in disguise that Mark Hughes is the manager, cus he’s shit lol
June 29, 2009 at 18:07
kapti14 says:
given

richards kompany dunne bridge

barry(elano) ireland(dejong)

wright-philipps robinho(petrov)

tevez(bellamy)

santa cruz(jo)

maybe maicon in place of richards

good team but will take time to gel.
June 29, 2009 at 18:07
Macheda is GOD says:
haha why not take off given too have another attacker
June 29, 2009 at 18:08
ROJO RED ROT ROUGE says:
HA FUCKING HA !

Samuel Eto has told the bitters that he does not want to play for them !
NOT EVEN FOR 1,000,000 PER MONTH WAGES.

Fucking hell City. Fucking hell.
June 29, 2009 at 18:13
Gotta hate tiny tears says:
Nas none of that against sparky is justified player or manager
June 29, 2009 at 18:14
ROJO RED ROT ROUGE says:
“I dont care too much for money cos money cant be me love.”

Or Kaka , or Eto !

Sorry to quote the Beatles, but a shit soundtrack seemed appropriate for a shit comedy/horror called ” City of the Damned ”

Salam al e kum you losers !
June 29, 2009 at 18:16
arsene wenger says:
i remember the tottenham hotspur famous five, sherringham,klinsman,barmby,anderton and dimitrescu, man city will struggle to defend the exact same way
June 29, 2009 at 18:16
rc7 says:
Hope its true about Eto’o and he doesn’t change his mind. Barca will have to give on Villa who will go to Madrid allowing Benzema to come to OT.
June 29, 2009 at 18:17
peacesofpeace says:
Yeah one of th most attacking sides ever but definitely the most conceding side too…score 4 and concede 6…isn’t that great?
June 29, 2009 at 18:19
kapti14 says:
tevez (in goal yes in goal)

swp bellamy(great game reader) benjani caicedo

vassell jo

bojinov petrov

santa cruz robinho

how is that for a team?

beautiful guys beuatiful
June 29, 2009 at 18:20
Ulster Red says:
that fruit nas is annoyin piss off 2 dipperville
June 29, 2009 at 18:26
javac says:
eto’o, ireland, given, and robinho are good enough for united. The rest can stay in mid table with cit-eh.

I was reading before about Gaetano D’Agostini (Udinese) having an English team bid for him as well as Juve and i’m guessing one of the two Milan clubs. As he’s a midfielder we can rule out city
Maybe, United are looking for a playmaker? Looking at 15 mill euros. Any opinions?
June 29, 2009 at 18:32
Mark the Devil says:
Citeh, he he
June 29, 2009 at 18:33
Fze123 says:
off topic, but,

5 reasons why the benzema signing is still possible:

1. Lyon won’t be able to resist 40 million

2. He’d like to play at real, don’t think he’d go right now if they bid, he won’t be given 1st team football due to the arrival of ron/kaka, therefore he’ll come to OT, play for 3 years max, then go to real for hopefully another 80 million

3. His agent revealed fergie wants him this summer a few days ago

4. He claimed man utd are his favourite english team

5. Evra might convince him to come
June 29, 2009 at 18:35
Debrabs says:
In all seriousness, tevez left us because he wasn’t getting a regular place in the side.. Does he expect it to be different at shiittay?

Tevez, Santa Cruz, bellemy, robinho, e’to (maybe or someone else instead)

You gotta laugh haven’t ya )
June 29, 2009 at 18:54
skipTHFC says:
Hmm… now that Eto’o seems to have turned City down, maybe I should sub him for Evans?
June 29, 2009 at 18:56
King Eric says:
“Hope its true about Eto’o and he doesn’t change his mind. Barca will have to give on Villa who will go to Madrid allowing Benzema to come to OT.”

rc7 – I know what you mean mate but we should not have to rely on these scenarios. If they don’t want to play for United 100% fuck them off.

Has Eto’o really rejected Citeh?
June 29, 2009 at 18:59
King Eric says:
Off topic (well sort of) – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1196324/Double-standards-FIFA-chief-Sepp-Blatter-backs-Madrid-spree-calling-financial-fair-play-England.html

Is that fat idiot cunt for real?
June 29, 2009 at 19:02
Mark the Devil says:
King Eric, according to that bastion of truth, ssn, it looks like its gone belly up, shame. But you never know.
June 29, 2009 at 19:11
smokebreaksteve says:
With that line up will shitty still be desperately advertising home game tickets on KEY 103 on the Friday afternoon before a game? I think they will. You couldn’t make it up.These signings could only have been ordered by a spoilt Arab playboy who has got his own way all his life. Don’t rate Hughes as a manager but don’t believe even he has requested funds to buy all these players. He will have his hands full of spat out dummies well before Carlos starts whining. Trying to get odds from my bookie on Bellamy knocking Eto’o out before christmas.
June 29, 2009 at 19:12
King Eric says:
Sounds like Alonso may be leaving the dippers. ” It is not impossible that I will join Real Madrid”.

With them losing their best players and not having owt like our squad, and with the rentboys not buying, United could well get 4 in a row next season.
June 29, 2009 at 19:15
King Eric says:
Smokebreaksteve – I know mate, I was ranting on here last week about some Citeh fan slagging us on Talkshite. He was saying “when Citeh and the rentboys were in Division 2 they were only getting 12,000 fans each game, but Citeh were getting 40,000″. Yeah right mate, you can’t even sell out now, that is why you have to advertise on free radio for half price tickets and kids free. A joke of a football club.
June 29, 2009 at 19:17
Fze123 says:
Blatter bull shitting again. It should be pointed out that the facists are the ones who have done the big spending this summer, twice smashing the world transfer fee record, first to buy kaka, then ron

@ King Eric,
i think he’ll go to barca, then who will the dippers have left. torres+gerrard? doesn’t equal pl trophy
June 29, 2009 at 19:22
Ant says:
Since no-one apart from the “big 4″ have any chance of winning the PL, I reckon all other sides might as well play 1-1-9. It’ll be more entertaining.
June 29, 2009 at 19:39
rc7 says:
I’d stick Bellamy in defence with his golf club.
June 29, 2009 at 19:42
Costas says:
Poor Carlos Tevez. Not even on the bench. At least his bank account will console him.
June 29, 2009 at 20:31
AlphaRS says:
How come Given is playing upfront?
June 29, 2009 at 20:42
gotta hate tiny tears says:
noone is in talks at all with benzama
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11667_5405532,00.html
June 29, 2009 at 20:44
fze123 says:
anyone watching u21 final, england a goal behind. they’re bossing possession, but aren’t scoring, if fraizer was playing it would’ve been different, i reckon.
June 29, 2009 at 20:45
smokebreaksteve says:
King Eric think I heard the same guy on the radio talking about how UTD were built on sand and now we don’t like it cos it’s their turn now. They are a fuckin joke. What they forget is that even though we are in debt, the debt is servicable due to UTD being a cash cow. The way city are going their gate receipts wont be able to pay the wages of their front line. City can fill their squad with as many mercenaries as they can afford but you can’t buy class or history.
June 29, 2009 at 20:50
Howie says:
looks like the winning formula to me…. lol
June 29, 2009 at 20:57
gotta hate tiny tears says:
i just read an interview with wrestler booker t(stay with me it ties in with city)
i dont know if anyone watchs tna but every week booker t uses a different accent and it just looks plain stupid
when asked why in this interview he said because hollywood is always looking and im just saving my money from tna then i’ll hit the movies
such a blantant usage of tna time just so he can make as much money as possible because of his big money contract with out caring about his job and is only using it as something to do till he does what he wants to do,
,
isnt tevez only going to city to make as much money as possible without really givin 2 shits about city of the football he plays
just because in a few years he’s going back home to play for a team in argentina
June 29, 2009 at 21:08
King Eric says:
SmokeBreakSteve – Yeah that will be the same bloke. Was he saying how if Tevez joins city he will “piss him self at United’s loss”? Like any United fans actually care about the Argie Judas.
June 29, 2009 at 21:09
Rooney says:
we are so fucked
June 29, 2009 at 21:21
rc7 says:
@GHTT
Yes, spot on mate. I think there is a lot more to the original deal that we don’t know about. Why did United agree to pay £9 m for a two year loan? Why did Utd agree to a valuation of £35m two years ago? Tevez’ value has risen because he played for us. Very un-United like.The whole deal sounds dodgy to me.
@smokebreaksteve
The bitters are going to end up spending £1.5 billon just in the next five years. They may get a couple of years in the sun but it will end in disaster.
They are genetically programmed to fuck things up.
Anyway, the cunts who have bought the Citeh are also “human rights abusers” At some stage they are going to be on the run.
June 29, 2009 at 21:32
Gudjohnsen says:
The filthy rich Arab will have to give away their tickets so they can fill the stadium. Yes Shitty is a massive club…
June 29, 2009 at 21:32
gotta hate tiny tears says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRAvPMmYQcA
billion in the bank
June 29, 2009 at 21:34
gotta hate tiny tears says:
they got 10 strikers but no defence
they got 10 strikers but no defence
they got 10 strikers but no defence
but city are a massive club
June 29, 2009 at 21:37
gotta hate tiny tears says:
Germany
Castro 23 Ozil 48 Wagner 79,84
4 – 0 England
June 29, 2009 at 21:42
gotta hate tiny tears says:
just got a text off my mate who went to liverpool this afternoon to do a beatles tour, he met in liverpool airport Ruud van Nistelrooy and got his autograph
why was he there?
June 29, 2009 at 21:55
javac says:
@gotta hate tiny tears, Rude’s going to everton which will guaratee them fourth spot. United top, Arse second, Chelsea, Everton, and Tottenham, top five. Villa for sixth. “This is our year” and “Tevez’s Blue army” mid table. And the geordies failing to get promoted. Gonna be a great year.
June 29, 2009 at 22:06
Douglas Costa says:
I always liked Everton with David Moyes. If Ruud is going there then best of luck. He’s my favourite all time player. He will help them get 4th. No way will Arsenal got 2nd though, they just haven’t improved their team or squad.
June 29, 2009 at 22:12
BrisbaneRed says:
Remember this about City – They hold a record that will probably never be beaten, unless they field Scott’s team!

In the 1950s they were relegated from the top flight but that season scored over 100 goals in the league campaign.
June 29, 2009 at 22:23
JimJones says:
Good man Sammy Eto for telling City to take a hike.
June 29, 2009 at 22:26
King Eric says:
javac – “This is our year” and “Tevez’s Blue Army” . Quality

Brisbane – How many did the useless cunt’s concede?
June 29, 2009 at 22:28
gotta hate tiny tears says:
question.how can a top flight footballer gain respect from other teams fans
answer.tell city to fuck off
how to lose respect from you former team fans
accept the dirty money
June 29, 2009 at 22:31
javac says:
@DouglasCosta – I just didn’t have the heart to put Chelsea second. I notice no-one wants Drogba now though… lol. Their old now, Chelsea, and with Rosicky, Eduardo and Arshavin all back, Arsenal might push close if they spend wisely on defenders. It’ll be a poor season next all round, too many teams rebuilding, and if the dippers keep their midfield intact, I dread to think how consistency might help them… We need signings, IT MUST NOT BE THERE BLOODY YEAR!!! Rather city won it than them…
June 29, 2009 at 22:33
gotta hate tiny tears says:
just imagine this
if united win the season next year
4 in a row
that is unreal the more you think about it
June 29, 2009 at 22:39
gotta hate tiny tears says:
arsenal liverpool and manchester united (twice) are the only teams to win the top flight english league 3 in a row but 4 is unreal
June 29, 2009 at 22:44
rc7 says:
According to SAF “We are good at doing firsts”
June 29, 2009 at 22:59
Sean says:
Like winning the champions league back to back? That first was very funny
June 29, 2009 at 23:05
Kraftwerker says:
One might call it Massive Attack
June 29, 2009 at 23:11
King Eric says:
Oh dear. Bored so I went onto Citeh ‘s blog in M.E.N. They are talking about going for Tiny Tears now and with a “leader like him” they can win the League next season. They are really excited and actually believe they are gonna piss it. ” It may be the beer talking but I don’t think we will lose a game all season”!! This is before Eto’o knocked them backed.
June 29, 2009 at 23:28
Da Cunha Malta says:
hahahahaha good one. They will have one hell of an attack if they clinch Eto’o which seems unlikely. Tevez Eto’o Robinho. Still they are shite though
June 29, 2009 at 23:30
unitedgirl15 says:
havent they signed barry aswell?
Bloody hell.. theyve got a lot of attackers.

hahaaaaa funny pic
June 30, 2009 at 0:39
pawaka21 says:
they had been really bad even with dunne in defence. with this line up they will be buried hopefully like leeds united….hahahahahahaha…shitty city…
June 30, 2009 at 0:53
Carrick's Fucking Magic says:
ahhh this is just classs
would love to see citeh v.s real madrid i’d bet on a rugby score
June 30, 2009 at 1:22
Bob Koh says:
I’ve got to say something funny or outrageous, mmmmmm.. can’t think of any now. But all I will say is, it’s going to be a hell of a Premier League season 2009/10! Bring it on!
June 30, 2009 at 2:52
Manu says:
That cunt Tevez is mouthing off again. Mother fucker. I hate him
June 30, 2009 at 4:19
King Eric says:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/jun/30/carlos-tevez-champions-league-final

“My family knows how much I suffered at United. I could not arrive home after a match or a training session and forget my pain. It was not good and I transmitted all my sadness to them.”

Is this “man” for real? I am really starting to despise the weak cunt. Contrast with Rooney.
June 30, 2009 at 6:52
Anant says:
may i take this opportunity to implore everyone who will be at old trfford next season for the manc derby to boo the fuck out of lil vermin carlito .

also , if you see anyone applauding him please do not hesitate to strip him off our glorious new kit n douse him in blue paint n head towels!
June 30, 2009 at 8:14
gotta hate tiny tears says:
“You cannot argue with Alex Ferguson,” he said. “He is like the president of England. It is impossible. You always lose. But he made a mistake to leave me on the bench. That was the only final the team had lost since I had been at Manchester United.”
who in the blue hell of manchester does this guy think he is
if sir alex was ickin a team for the champions leaague final and then someone was thick enough to stand up and tell him he’s wrong and he’s making a mistake then he’s lucky he wasnt kicked out there and then.
June 30, 2009 at 8:18
Costas says:
Oh my God, i never truly realised how much poor Carlos was suffering. How could i have been so blinded? Just about 40 starts in his last season. Not even the Guadanamo prisoners suffer like this.

Please fuck off and next time wash your mouth before you speak about the club or “the President of England”. Idiot.
June 30, 2009 at 8:20
Costas says:
Forgot my manners. Goodmorning GHTT.

Anant is right. With his attitude in the last several weeks, he has lost the right to get a good reception. Sir Alex’s greatest deal ever: not spending 26 million on the greaseball!
June 30, 2009 at 8:38
gotta hate tiny tears says:
Good morning costa
what a way to start the morning with that gimp talkin again
Mark Hughes wanted to leave old trafford becaause of the return of Cantona he seen himself start less matches
ala tevez berbatov
and what did Mark Hughes do when he left
nothing
played football somewhere else ,he gave 100% for chelsea when he played against united , but he never said a word he never disrespected his time at manchester united he never bitched and moaned to the media he never even said it was because of the returning eric(martin edwards did) he just played football and with the respect united fans had fr him ,that was never lost. He joined city to manage them and united fans taught “its a good opertunity for him” because of that respect.
Tiny Tevez lost my respect last november
I lost some respect for the man u fans who chant over Sir Alexs speech
Berbatov siad he wanted to play champions league football( if your a footballer and you dont wanna play top level no team should touch you, because your hearts not in it) he then played a whole season for spurs banging in goals every which way and setting robbie keane up to do more of the same. then city got there money and offered berbatov alot of money and a chance to battle to scrap into the top half of the table, what did he do he said feck off http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-PL-mApImM&
which makes,or should make, spurs fans respect him more that he’s not just standing on your club like a stepping stone to a bigger pay packet.
and yes id say he’s getting more money playing for united than spurs but thems the perks of playing in a champions league final.
Tevez,Barry they are cut from a different cloth
and the further United are away from prostitutes likr Tiny Tevez the better for the dressing room
Its Waynes World now
June 30, 2009 at 8:45
AIG Alex is GOD says:
we will beat them 6-2 at the eastlands next season with their woeful defence.roo wid a hat trick.fuck off city
June 30, 2009 at 9:02
Swissdevil says:
wtf is that all about? is he crazy?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/2009/06/30/sir-alex-ferguson-blew-manchester-united-s-chance-in-the-champions-league-carlos-tevez-115875-21482521/
June 30, 2009 at 10:14
Gudjohnsen says:
Man, Tevez is making it to my hit list. He’s no better than Heinze. F***ing Argies!!! They just can’t shut up!

But aren’t you glad we didn’t sign him? He doesn’t have the slightest idea how things work at Old Trafford. He doesn’t seem to have respect for the manager, which is by the way the most famous and successful manager in the whole world right now! And a 25 year old Argentinian thinks he knows better, it’s quite easy to be wise afterwards. But Tevez didn’t do shit in the final, just ran around like a wild dog and then went sulking after the game.

How many CL finals do you think he’ll play at Shitty???!! Hahaha…
June 30, 2009 at 11:22
Dutton1990 says:
You know what’s funny? At this rate Tevez will be in rotation at City too
June 30, 2009 at 12:02
Rite$h says:
Seems Tevez will warm up the bench again until robinho fractures a leg
June 30, 2009 at 12:24
skipTHFC says:
You guys may appreciate this too. :p

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