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brilliant! Rafa jumping on the balloon was priceless!
Oh since your not gonna say it Ghtt i’ll say it for you
F iorentina
A astonvilla
C Chelsea
T totthenam
S sunderland
(Credit all to Gotta hate tiny tears)
I hope we score 99
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14IRDDnEPR4
look at the comments
HA
Can’t wait for scum match neville says its the most important of all
scott maybe a t-shirt for the balloon?? id get 1 not a problem!!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/liverpool/content/images/2009/04/15/014_470×352.jpg
SUNDAY MAYBE??
Macheda is GOD
I didnt come up with it buddy
thats why i wont take credit
THE BOOKIES WILL BE TAKING BETS ON HOW MANY BEACH BALLS WILL BE ON THE PITCH ON SUNDAY JUST CANT WAIT
I am expecting all away utd fans to be holding a red beach ball each in the stands at anfield on TV. They could be thrown on the pitch anytime, but preferably they should be aimed at the liverpool players, especially at stevie me (if will play) and any other dipper on the pitch. But anyone except Carragher. He is our number 1 fan after all, or fergie’s, more like. We’ve got to show Jamie respect eh?
Oh it just get’s better and better
Roll on Sunday – let’s have us a fcukin ball !!!
Fze123
he did score 2 against liverpool for united in one game
there was a question going around my local last week.
who is the only defender to have scored 7 against liverpool and doesnt play for united,arsenal or chelsea?? he has always played for the same club aswell
Ulster Red
is it our old pal jamie Carragher
could be mate ill let it be for a while for the others to have a go
the beachball set has been removed altogether from the liverpool online shop
Its a bit made having an online shop for liverpool fans
how are you ment to steal from that???
theres always someone elses credit card i guess
liverpool realy are not a 2 man team and have never claimed to be
,
as noted before by myself the beach ball item has been removed the from surfing through the shop i seen this
http://store.liverpoolfc.tv/products/souvenirs
3 men have there own categories Shankly Torres and stevie me
I taught Jermaine Pennant still had one but it turns out to be flags and Pennants
could you Imagine if United just had Rooney and Giggs getting royalities
Imagine how Edwin van der Sar Ben Foster Tomasz Kuszczak Gary Neville Patrice Evra Rio Ferdinand Wes Brown Nemanja Vidic Fabio Rafael John O’Shea Jonny Evans Owen Hargreaves Anderson Park Ji-Sung Zoran Tosic Michael Carrick Nani Paul Scholes Darren Fletcher Luis Antonio Valencia Michael Owen and Dimitar Berbatov would feel about that
GHTT, I know mate, should’ve mentioned that. How could I forget that defeat liverpool suffered. Another reason why he shouldn’t be targeted if a beach ball ramp occurs.
Can’t be carragher, he has scored 4 goals in his career overall according to someone I have asked. It’s also unlikely that he would score 7 own goals against his club. Give us a clue, Ulster Red . I am racking my brain.
fze123
no clues as it would be to easy mate:)
Ulster red
Im right mate he has 4 goals for liverpool
6 own goals in the premiership
and 1 own goal in the f.a. cup
bet your house on it
FSW on the space hopper is great. T-shirt for that one.
your right ghht…tooke me a couple of days 2 get it lol..jimmy bullard got a right few boos coming on for hull ther..great charachter
Ha Ha! Fucking mint Scott. Funniest one yet. Rafa on the space hopper is funny as fuck. All the scousers behind him with perms and taches. Superb.
Macheda is god – It was Jack you should credit.
gotta hate – Fucking typical of the dippers to only cash in on those 2. Well 3 including Shankly. Two man team. Talking of the dippers Fat fucking Stan was saying tonight that if Mourinho became their manager they “would win the league within 2 seasons guaranteed”. What a cunt.
fsw wuda popped that the fat cunt,
CANT WAIT TO TEAR EM APART SUNDAY’
UNI TED
UNITED ARE THE TEAM FOR ME
King Eric, we all know Mourinho would never manage the dippers. Because he will be the first one in queue in wanting to take over from fergie when retires, going to jump at the chance. Why is Stan so damn thick, and what makes him so bloody sure they’ll win the league within 2 seasons? Somebody’s got to tell him, as long as man utd football club exists they’ll never win a thing.
Fze123
who’s the best striker in the world
who ever you pick its your choice
but if you put him up front for….everton,no disrespect to everton
they wont win the league
liverpool have a team that wont finish 9th 10th or lower
like everton/villa
and they have a world class(?) striker, altou he’s about as strong as emily going up for a header against vidic
They are deluded
they are 5-7 good perductive years away for been in the running
but they’re not gonna do that over 5-7 years
there manager is shit
with so many many examples its bonkers use the topdogs would pay barry the money he
like saying they would of won the title last seson if torres wasnt injuried for alot of the first half of the season
all the while sitting Keane on the bench and bringing on ngog as a sub when lookin for a goal
like not rating alonso for 3 years and trying to sell him to arsenal twice and only kept him cause the topdogs would pay barry the money he needs to play football( the gready twat)
like buying shit
millions and millions on shit and moaning about united getting 30million for rooney berbatov etc
rooney 30 million
3 shit players @10 million each =30 million
been a disresectful moaning embarrasment to the press and having an undeserved ego like he has done something in the game so everyone should think he’s Sir Alex or arsene wenger.
building everything around Stevie Me and Torres that when they dont play not only do the media and the fans think the’re gonna loose the players do to, ref sunderland 1 liverpool 0. beach ball or no beach ball
those liverpool players had no belief in them at all
im not gonna add anymore but in 6 years there are so many balls ups that a manager should never make its crazy
He’s a fuck joke
AND I FUCKING LOVE IT
let him stay in charge of liverpool for years
as the liverpool fans say
IN RAFA WE TRUST
and I do trust rafa
i trust him to fuck up liverpool worse than graham souness could ever dream of doing
1990
18 leagues and 4 european cups
then the backpass rule came in
hows your stats dippers
1990
7 leagues 1 (the first english team) european trophy
I cant wait for the banner hanging from stretford end” Au Revoir Stevie me and Man United. Come back when you’ve won 19″
In honor of villa beating chelsea i have a new user name
Scott, that is brilliant! Fookin lovin it!!!!!
guys heard there were’nt any balloons left at dipper land most probably the scousers stole them from their own store. looking forward to seeing balloons invading the pitch on sunday at anfield.
@King Eric
stan”i scored one goal against newcastle”collybore is full of rubbish. he was a flop and a selfish cunt when playing for sheffield wednesday in his footballing days. deluded dipper, as if mourinho would go to the dippers.
Balloon 1- Dippers 0. haha!
well some bads news for you lot is that………it looks like coleen has not gave birth yet…ive seen pictures of her out in liverpool today and she still looks the size of a ballon..lol
Since the trivia topic is open, heres one for ye….
name 4 players that played for both United and Barcelona in their careers
Theres been five……Hughes, Pique, Cruyff, Larsson and Blanc.
Another tune for sunday
To the tune of when Johnny goes marching.
He’s half a boy and half a girl
Torres, Torres
He looks just like a trans-ves-ite
Torres, Torres
He wears a frock and loves the cock
He sells his ass on albert dock
Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side…
Stan’s grasping for reasons to be on the radio! He’s a fucking dohnut & a general embarrassment to the intelligence of any sportsman. The United fan that called in put him straight but he still stuck to his wet dream! To think a manager of Jose’s calibre would go to a club knowing that their best player would be going the other way (Nancy Boy), the ££ & squad players are useless, their fans hate you (because you beat them for fun!) and you have to convince all the decent players from th Rios & Milans of this worldto live in Liverpool??
Do us a favour n stay OFF that coke Stan! I know he’s Durham’s tag with the unenlightened perspective, but c’mon Mr Murdoch, those dumb fucks in marketing & recruitment need some real fans @ talk sport towers!
Gotta hate – Great post. Spot on as usual.
Hargreaves’ Curly Hair – Not been awkward mate but Stan never played for Sheff Weds. Notts Forest?
Rio merks em – Absolutely bang on about that fat fuck Stan. How they employ him I just don’t know. Surely nobody is that biased and bitter. He even said ” I don’t want United getting to 25 titles or so before Liverpool even win another”. This ABU cunt should not be on the radio simple as. Even Durham has some sense where this twat is concerned. What did the United fan say?
Tried posting this an hour ago but it hasn’t shown up. Anyway where the fuck have all these United “fans” come from? I was listening to the phone in on MUTV and one cunt called in berating and slagging our midfield then said “we lack a leader in there, someone like KEVIN NOLAN”. Kevin fucking Nolan!!??
Another 2 callers started slagging Fergie for his run in with Alan Wiley saying he shouldn’t be lowering himself and the club like this. Great managers of the past wouldn’t behave this way. Oh do fuck off. If you can’t get behind the lads and manager fuck off elsewhere you plastic cunts. May seem over the top but I am up to fucking here with em!
@king eric
ye i saw that. mutv should really start to screen callers beforehand http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgovSQv1SXM
people who have genuine constructive criticisms.
also read this article on f365. would i really be good if the dippers went into administration? as funny as it would be. the rivalry between us and them makes the season better in my opinion and if they have to sell stevie me, the boy/girl and the rest of their team then they will undoubtedly be championship bound. We can all have a right laugh yes but i guarantee everyone would miss those matches. http://www.football365.com/john_nicholson/0,17033,8746_5638248,00.html
LOL @ Kevin Nolan! sad to have missed that gem!
but mate, I can’t stand that ABU shit! cunts like manchump2008 on the radio!!?? God help my ears!As for the 2weeks of Fergie bashing!? It was horrendous the things I heard on the radio, cries for SAF to be banned for life, ‘made an example of…’, bully, he steals sweets from babies!? all kinds n colours of utter shite!
Heard the 25, 26 titles tripe from Stan the tran and his ‘ name one striker better,Rush, Owen, Fowler, Torres 4 liverwank blah blah biggun… cunt! Keep dreaming about Mourinho, we’ll dream about the NEXT trophy!!
the United fan that came on was extremely rational and explained to Stan how Liverpool’s finances just don’t cut it and haven’t for the last 2 years… & y they have to stick with what they got n pray we loan them Possebon & Petrucci in the summer!hahaha
BTW, have you heard Citeh are lining up a £40,000,000.00 swoop fro the beach ball!?!? Massive club!!
ps, who are we shitting, it’s liverpools year after all! mwahahahahahahahaha
Spot on King Eric…Fuck those bastards who just does not know how to get behind the lads and manager…fuckin’ twats…
i must point out that that article is of typical dipper foreseeing their “great” clubs demise
King Eric-A Forest fan once told me(I have no idea why I was talking to one) that if we didn’t want United to be called Man U,we shouldn’t call Nottingham Forest Notts Forest.It should just be Forest.
And by the way,just to be clear,someone said we need a leader like Kevin Nolan?!?He couldn’t keep Newcastle United from being relegated,and the “fan” wants him to play for United?Wow.Just….wow.
Hey off topic,
I read that the scousers had printed a banner “Come and sing when you have won 18″ when fans sung Cantona song,
Is they singing this weekend????
If so can anyone record and put it here pls.
Trivia time guys which man utd player scored against the same goalkepper in three diffrent teams in 1963??
fair play scott… thats a good one…
ha ha, well in scott, i cant fukn wait for sunday!!
It was a beach ball not a BALOON!
The plan for Sunday is Cantona masks, after Liverpool fans asked us to come back with Cantona and sing ooh arh when we have won 18!
Im sure there will be a few beach balls about, but the danger is someone throwing one and it stops a Utd goal or we concead one from it.
They are blaming that kid on wrecking their season – priceless!
He’s said to be a die-hard scouse fucker, which makes it all the more hilarious!
colleen goes into labour on Sunday – Rooney goes off to be by his wife’s side at the last moment – amidst high drama the gaffer is forced to throw Owen into the starting eleven and he scores the winning goal…this is called DESTINY….:)
that dipper who throw the ball on is gonna get fucking murdered, if only he didnt throw that ball on they would def win the league, def the dippers year this year, deluded fucking idiots.
Hey Scott, where can I download the ‘wanted’ picture? Its almost impossible to find a decent beach ball pic! Cheers!
Of Liverpool get beatin tonight in there toughest group game I’d be more surprised to see the FSW on sunday
tufty mate who do you think you are talkin down to people all the rime cause of there user name cause of photos on tshirts because they call a beach ball a fuckin balloon
if I want to call it a space hopper bought in hamleys for 65p I’ll say what I want , what sort of insecurity problem have you got
And another thing tufty i hope you do wear a cantona mask to the match cause I’d love you to get fcked out on your ear
sure it’s only Liverpool vs Manchester united why wouldn’t they let a couple of thousand traviling united supporters to go into anfield with there faces covered, I checked eBay there’s noone sellin those masks so if your going to the game just wear a balaclava and tell them tufty of stretford end flags sent ya
GHTT- The masks have been available as a cut out in some of the fanzines.
Its been widely publicised that it will be a Cantona day, with cantona masks and people taking in banners relating to the Cantona quote.
Did you buy any of the fanzines at the match last Saturday?
Im sure most people will keep mask in their pocket till theyget into the ground. Most wil have cardboard ones, as the rubber ones are hard to get hold of.
I take it you wont be taking a Cantona mask to Anfailed?
i personally think we are getting overconfident here.okay.agreed that the dippers are struggling.but how often it happens that a team is written off and it gets a much needed result in a big game.that could happen next Sunday.we are not playing great either so we cannot be too confident.Plus Gerrard and Torres will be back for the dippers.we all know what they did at OT in March.plus we also have injury problems.we struggle against teams that try to be physical and give the ball away way too much.i would happily takea draw.it wont be a bad result. A win would be great though
Lets take the piss out of the dippers if we beat them on sunday.
I’ll settle for 4 points from our next two league games.
Tufty I don’t think I’m going on Sunday as my daughters mammy is sick if everything goes well I should be going as my friend has the tickets but sure if I cNt go I guess that makes you a bigger fan than me
go fuck yourself and your little penis inferiority complex
tufty
think so we will manage that.should beat Blackburn at OT.The difficult part is anfield but a draw is not beyond us neither is a win
Id be happy if we get through these nxt 2 games unbeaten.
tufty
next 3 games.after blackburn we have to visit Stamford Bridge.
are you talking about moscow and anfield? or only the league
sorry Tufty.
that last post was meant for Willierednut
The nxt 2 games aig.
willierednut.
moscow and anfield.Looking at the team for tomorrow ith all the injuries a draw wont be bad at all.CSKA are a very good side and have plaers who can really hammer in great goals from 25-30 yards
I was actually on about Liverpool and Chelsea away and settling for 4 points, forgot we had Blackburn in between!
Tufty
That would be great.remember that we are playing both of them away from home so we will have advantage in the return fixtures.also we will have played dippers chelsea spurs arsenal and shitty while dippers and rentboys will have to yet face shitty and arsenal.
Tufty – Haven’t we got Everton before the rentboys as well? I may well be wrong.
Gotta hate – Go on man you tell him.
aig – Alright mate. Yeah I agree with you.As much as I have enjoyed winding dippers up at work I have not gone over board. They can still play on their day and they really will be up for this. United will be too but the dippers NEED a result. I remember us all getting cocky last March and look what happened there. Having said that the dippers are not a physical team and will try and play football which will suit us fine.
King Eric
Hi mate.actually we play everton on 21st November.2 weeks after Chelsea.of course we have the return leg with CSKA 4 days before Chelsea.
well talking about being physical that was what unsettled us at Anfield last season we were leading and then a freak own goal and liverpools physical approach saw us crumble and give the ball away.in the end we lost deservingly.liverpool are not a physical team but these encounters are usually physical games with lots of fouls.hope we have fletch back for the game.Plus Gerrard and Torres will be back.Have to admit they are sheer class.we cannot play scholes as he is often found wanting in big games.will play giggsy though.
My team would be.
VDS
O Shea Ferdinand Vidic Evra
Valencia Anderson Fletcher Giggs
Berbatov
Rooney
aig – Completely agree with your line up mate.
Im looking to run a book at how many united supporters throw Liverpool Beach Balls onto the Pitch on Sunday?
Anyone like to help me with odds for the following
1-5 …….
6-10….
11-15
Also what are the odds of a liverpool player spraining an ankle by stamping on one?……
HAHA…
We win on sunday its all over for Liverpool this year!…. Keep on dreaming…
Playing anyone after a european tie is difficult, the only thing that concerns me is that Liverpool have a home european tie and United have a nasty away one to Moscow above all places!…> Games there have always been difficult!
It certainly wont be easy, i really hope torres is unfit!
trevor
after the united game liverpool have to play Arsenal
if they get beat by lyon toight there is a big big chance that they will be dying for the F.A. Cup to start up again as there season could really be in tatters by then
king eric
ya.actually i sometimes get a bit irritated that SAF goes for 4-5-1 in the big game because rooney cannot be dropped berba often gets left out.i want us to be positive and have a go at the dippers.berba is in the best form of his united career.we should not be too tactical.just play a 4-4-2 like any other game and i am sure we will win
@trevor
spot on.that is my fear too.plus the dippers play today while we play tomorrow. i am sure that all the 5 players who are missing tomorrow are not injured but are probably 80% fit.SAF does not want to take any chances.the best thing is to make 5-6 changes tomorrow.i would go for this side.
VDS
Brown evans Vidic Fabio
Obertan Carrick Scholes nani
Welbeck
Owen
i wil be delighted with a draw
@ AIG Alex.
Im there with ya.
Think the line up tonight will be simular to yours although
Foster
Brown evans Vidic Fabio
Gibson Carrick Scholes nani
Berbatov
Owen
MY Team for Sunday
VDS
Nevile Ferdinand Vidic Evra
Valencia Fletcher Anderson nani
Giggs
Rooney
Im going for Nevile as i need to see him play and kiss his badge at Anfield just one more time! HAHAHA… Im going for a shock 5 in midfield for this one! I think its one we dont 100% need to win and 1 point would be good enough for us! 1 point to us is 2 dropped by them, if we win then its a hang over on monday!! hahaha
@Gotta love tiny tears tantrums
If liverpool get stuffed tonight i think that will futher more stoke their fire!
I hope lyon put them through their paces and its a high tempo match!…….. I dont really care if they win or not…Maybe an injury would be good!!hahaha
opps! Thats unsporting!!!
Hi Trevor. No Berbatov for Sunday? I acn appreciate you going for a five man midfield but got to be 4-4-2. Hit the fuckers from the first whistle like we did against Bolton.
lets just hope one of the beachballs doesnt wrongfoot vds this time haha















There must be a chant floating around about a liverpool and 99 red ballons
or life is a beach (ball)
or something