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Kiko Let’s Sneijder Story Slip?

July 12, 2011 154 Comments

Federico Macheda has only been on Twitter a few hours and has already whipped up a bit of controversy. Wesley Sneijder to United? Yeh, we hope so too!

He later said “can I not say that?” and then deleted both Tweets.






Author: Scott   Filed Under Federico Macheda, Transfers/Rumours
 

154 Comments

  1. July 12, 2011 at 19:58
    Fred says:

    Kiko you legend. Welcome to United, Big Wes. 8)

  2. July 12, 2011 at 19:59
    DanLatt says:

    Yes, get in ;)

  3. July 12, 2011 at 19:59
    Balaji Sivaraman says:

    Fred, my man, Go find Cedars and Costas quick.

    We’ve got a lesson to teach.

    :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

  4. July 12, 2011 at 19:59
    Fred says:

    Scott, it’s “lets” not “let’s”. Get it fixed, boss.

  5. July 12, 2011 at 20:02
    CedarsDevil says:

    Poor kid is delusional just like Fred and Balaji :-)

  6. July 12, 2011 at 20:02
    Fred says:

    Wesley “Snejeder” FFS :lol: At least he didn’t call him “Schneider”. Kiko, the best “ITK” on Twitter! :lol:

  7. July 12, 2011 at 20:04
    Fred says:

    What Kiko doesn’t know is that he is going to Inter as part of the deal, and therefore will not be meeting his Dutch hero. :(

  8. July 12, 2011 at 20:04
    GoatinaUnitedShirt says:

    Kikos only been on twitter for a few hours and no alarm bells are ringing in your head. I may start a twitter account and acclaim me Barry Elliot (one of the Chuckle Brothers) the new prsident of the United States. Hope I get enough to believe me so I can oust that twonk Tiger Woods and put a great big bouncy castle on the whitehouse lawn.

  9. July 12, 2011 at 20:05
    Balaji Sivaraman says:

    @Goat, Yeah, of course mate, half the twitter accounts are fake. I am also not sure whether this is the real one or not, somebody could confirm that for me.

    But, for me, it gives me one point over Cedars and Costas. That’s good enough for me.

    :lol:

  10. July 12, 2011 at 20:07
    Fred says:

    He’s sleeping like a baby right now and doesn’t realise the shitstorm he has caused. He’ll wake up to find he has a million new followers, 10 trillion messages in his inbox about Sneijder and one very angry boss banging on his hotel room door.

  11. July 12, 2011 at 20:07
    vas says:

    @balaji bajji :

    https://twitter.com/#!/rioferdy5/status/90788851278299137
    rio confirms Macheda enters the ‘twitterverse

  12. July 12, 2011 at 20:08
    dannysoya says:

    LMAO!!!! It is amazing what a sentence with alternate meanings can do to people.

  13. July 12, 2011 at 20:09
    vas says:

    Rio Ferdinand confirms .
    https://twitter.com/#!/rioferdy5/status/90788851278299137

  14. July 12, 2011 at 20:10
    carloc1978 says:

    it is kikos account rio confirmed it was his earlier today.

  15. July 12, 2011 at 20:11
    Fred says:

    Goat is right, this ain’t Kiko. :x

  16. July 12, 2011 at 20:12
    Fred says:

    Goat is wrong! Carloc1978 is right! It is Kiko! :D

  17. July 12, 2011 at 20:13
    The Fly says:

    HAHA Kiko you legend. One of the first things he writes and it causes a debate. Brilliant.

  18. July 12, 2011 at 20:14
    GoatinaUnitedShirt says:

    Belaji
    Your welcome mate. I won’t believe it untill I see Sir Alex with his arm round Snejeder (as kiko spells it) with cheesey grin to the camera with the United shirt on. Untill that time its Murdoch trying to sell more papers again untill he looses another one.

  19. July 12, 2011 at 20:14
    Fred says:

    http://twitter.com/#!/rioferdy5/status/90788851278299137 Proof that the account is Kiko’s.

    http://twitter.com/#!/machedinho27/status/90852996237365249 Proof that Sneijder is on the way. 8)

  20. July 12, 2011 at 20:14
    Balaji Sivaraman says:

    I love trouble makers. :lol:

    Fred @ 20:07, Amazing mental picture mate. I wouldn’t want to face the Wrath of Fergie anytime soon. Macheda is going to end up in the stone age for this.

  21. July 12, 2011 at 20:15
    Fred says:

    http://twitter.com/#!/machedinho27/status/90852996237365249 Proof that the account is Kiko’s. Thank you, carloc1978.

  22. July 12, 2011 at 20:15
    GoatinaUnitedShirt says:

    Fred who has confirmed Rios account

  23. July 12, 2011 at 20:16
    Fred says:

    Oops, wrong link. Here is the proof: http://twitter.com/#!/rioferdy5/status/90788851278299137

  24. July 12, 2011 at 20:16
    CedarsDevil says:

    Not gonna happen, stop dreaming ……..

  25. July 12, 2011 at 20:18
    Trevor says:

    Who knows!

    Cant read anything into what the kid says, Sounds like Hope more than Fact!

    Will Fergie Replace Scholes?……. 100%

    This season?…. Who knows!

    We may have to wait until next season!

  26. July 12, 2011 at 20:19
    Balaji Sivaraman says:

    So, we can all be sure that this is the only tweet that Kiko’s going to be doing for a long while.

    :lol:

    But what a tweet it is.

  27. July 12, 2011 at 20:19
    SirAlex'sSon says:

    Balaji’s going to be wanking himself right now i suppose…

  28. July 12, 2011 at 20:20
    Fred says:

    Goat, Rio’s account is “verified” by Twitter. He has posted pictures of himself, his children, his teammates and even made reference to his long-running “stay on your feet” Twitter joke in the interview he gave after we won the league at Blackburn. He also has a range of “RioFerdy5″ “stay on your feet” merchandise and recently tweeted about wanting to have RIO FERDY (5) on the back of his shirt next season. :D

  29. July 12, 2011 at 20:21
    Fred says:

    LOL he’s tweeted again:

    “Wheres the problem lads? Can i no say that? Lol u dont want him?”

    :lol:

  30. July 12, 2011 at 20:21
    smartalex says:

    Perhaps the kitbags with Sneijder embossed on them has aroused Kiko’s suspicion.

  31. July 12, 2011 at 20:21
    RedScottX says:

    This speculation is getting boring…….
    I hope a negative story does’nt break a lot of hearts here..
    Well,i have alot of napkins if you want one at the end of everything..
    Anyways,in SAF we trust..

  32. July 12, 2011 at 20:23
    Passe says:

    ‘hope’ -> negotiations are ongoing, nothing is certain.

  33. July 12, 2011 at 20:24
    RedScottX says:

    @ Goat,
    Belaji???????
    You wanna incure the wrath of the maharaja?LOL
    it’s Balaji,..,.

  34. July 12, 2011 at 20:25
    willierednut says:

    Oh ah Wesley Sneijder! :lol:

  35. July 12, 2011 at 20:25
    SJP says:

    i just want to hear that we’ve had a bid accepted and have been given permission to talk to the player. im reading report after report that we’re going to sign him, just hope we do the business soon.

  36. July 12, 2011 at 20:25
    The Fly says:

    Anyone else surprises Gab Marcotti has been quiet during Sneijder-gate. Thought he was the italian expert, I use that term lightly.

  37. July 12, 2011 at 20:25
    Fred says:

    smartalex – if these rumours are true, Kiko won’t be the only one who is aroused. :oops:

  38. July 12, 2011 at 20:26
    Balaji Sivaraman says:

    Just to make it clear to some of the non-regulars, it is all in good jest. The regulars including me are knowledgable enough to know how the market works. Unlike the TSO which was the rage here during the summer.

    Nobody is going to be jumping off the Burj Khalifa if Sneijder doesn’t come.

    But if he does, then whatever SirAlex’s Son said might just come true.

    :lol: :lol:

  39. July 12, 2011 at 20:30
    GoatinaUnitedShirt says:

    ooops cheers RedScottX
    Sorry Balaji, I never get these eastern European names right.

  40. July 12, 2011 at 20:31
    The Fly says:

    Kiko’s latest tweet makes it even more obvious. :)

  41. July 12, 2011 at 20:32
    Costas says:

    I’d prefer a nip slip at this point.

  42. July 12, 2011 at 20:33
    Red Devil says:

    Cedars

    Man you are one determined and persistent bugger! :D

    I dont want him for 35 mn plus 250 grand a week. He’s not worth that kind of money although I like the player to be honest. I wonder, why we couldn’t see his amazing talent a couple of years back when Ronny left??

    We could’ve got him as part of Ronnie deal or for around 12m separately…..
    Doesn’t make sense to me to pay 23m extra for a guy who is a couple of years older and wages of 1 m pound a month…..crazy season….lets wait and watch

  43. July 12, 2011 at 20:33
    wayne says:

    What am I missing here don’t see kiko saying WS is signed

  44. July 12, 2011 at 20:34
    Fred says:

    Passe – of course, but you don’t think there’s a small chance that the players might have heard Sir Alex talking about Sneijder on his phone or something? It’s nice to dream! :D

    TheFly – Marcotti tweeted today: “Marco Branca, Inter DoF says Sneijder not for sale and no official offer has been received. I suspect that cd change.” I agree that he is not especially knowledgable.

  45. July 12, 2011 at 20:34
    smartalex says:

    Be prepared for the celebrations should Wesley sign.
    Don’t want to be watching the CL Semi-Final while on the phone to the maternity ward.

  46. July 12, 2011 at 20:34
    Balaji Sivaraman says:

    In come the buzzkills in Cedars and Costas. :evil:

    Looks like the tweet has disappeared from Kiko’s page. Looks like somebody is in real trouble. :lol:

  47. July 12, 2011 at 20:35
    Kings says:

    Piss take.

  48. July 12, 2011 at 20:36
    Costas says:

    Costas and Cedars: The silly season crushers. :lol:

  49. July 12, 2011 at 20:36
    Fred says:

    Kiko has deleted the tweets now.

  50. July 12, 2011 at 20:37
    RedScottX says:

    @ Goat,
    you are most welcome,man…I kinda jusy had to point that out,so that the big man doesn’t throw you his lightening bolt..Bala-Zues!!!

  51. July 12, 2011 at 20:38
    Red Devil says:

    Somebody gonna getta hurt REAL BAD…. :mrgreen:

  52. July 12, 2011 at 20:38
    Devil310 says:

    Somebody is going out of loan FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  53. July 12, 2011 at 20:40
    willierednut says:

    Breaking News on WRDTV!

    Cedars, a quick word?

    Ok Mr RedNut

    First off, what about Costas pimple?

    Very strange. I would suggest a sponge bath.

    Hmm, nice suggestion.

    I’ve got to go now Mr RedNut.

    I hear Fred and Balaji are in hot pursuit.

    Right, just a quickie, what are your thoughts on Wesley Sneijder?

    He won’t fucking sign ya bloody morons!

    No need for that Cedars.

    I’m sorry… no for fuck sake

    What what??

    There’s fucking Fred and Balaji, I’ve gotta go

    Thank you Cedars….

    Well well, that concludes my swift interview with CedarsDevil on WRDTV.

    Get WRDTV now!

  54. July 12, 2011 at 20:42
    smartalex says:

    I’m wondering if Wayne or Rio put mischievously put Kiko up to it.

  55. July 12, 2011 at 20:42
    wayne says:

    Sir alex will be banning all twatter accounts

  56. July 12, 2011 at 20:47
    Devil310 says:

    I like his tweeter name “MACHEDIHNO27″…..LOL!

  57. July 12, 2011 at 20:48
    slim says:

    ahhh so this is where everybody ran to. tweet tweet

  58. July 12, 2011 at 20:49
    dasilvatwins says:

    I think we are overreacting abit i mean without offending him macheda is italian, his english may not be so good could it be that he just hopes that united sign sneidjer? just like neville?

  59. July 12, 2011 at 20:49
    udemsky says:

    i’m a spoilt man utd fan and would love to see sneijder,schweinsteiger and nasri at utd at once.though if i had to pick,it would be sneijder.

  60. July 12, 2011 at 20:50
    RJ says:

    Guys seriously “Hope to see” even GNev said he’d like to see him at United.
    I hope to see 1 million pounds in my bank account….

  61. July 12, 2011 at 20:51
    redevil_83 says:

    i think its kiko just causing mischief upon joining twitter lol. or maybe fergie suggested he type up somthing like that that would be really funny haha.

    i don’t think anyone’s coming quite sadly, as dire the need for attention to the center of mid field. maybe anderson or cleverly will have a breakthrough year vamos!

  62. July 12, 2011 at 20:51
    Balaji Sivaraman says:

    @willie, WRDTV sounds like the bomb. Where do I subscribe? :lol:

  63. July 12, 2011 at 20:54
    Devil310 says:

    Off Subject….VIDEO

    United at Harvard University – Cambridge, MA
    http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/manchester-united-goes-harvard-12890491/

    (My apologies if it has been posting before)

  64. July 12, 2011 at 20:56
    RJ says:

    Also:
    “I will try my best on tour, cause I dont wanna leave United again!”
    I’m inclined to agree with him there, cracking lad!

  65. July 12, 2011 at 20:56
    MG says:

    We shall clutch onto any straw

    Any straw will do (as long as Sneijder is on the end of it)!

    :lol:

  66. July 12, 2011 at 20:58
    Fred says:

    Thanks for the vid, Devil310 :)

  67. July 12, 2011 at 20:58
    Fred says:

    MG, well said. :D

  68. July 12, 2011 at 20:59
    willierednut says:

    Balaji – It’s free for all members of the “Clique” :lol:

  69. July 12, 2011 at 20:59
    stubiedoo says:

    i’ll believe it when he signs

  70. July 12, 2011 at 20:59
    dasilvatwins says:

    @rj who are you quoting?

  71. July 12, 2011 at 21:02
    vas says:

    Kiko has to throw his mob off .. gaffer gonna come knocking his door ..

  72. July 12, 2011 at 21:02
    Fred says:

    LOL @ Sir Alex whacking Berbatov at the end of the video. Great camaraderie in the camp. :)

  73. July 12, 2011 at 21:02
    RedScottX says:

    @ all,
    what’s/are the difference(s) between Sneijder and Schweisteiger?

  74. July 12, 2011 at 21:03
    Fred says:

    stubiedoo – no, this is how the club announce transfers now. Welcome to United, Wesley!

  75. July 12, 2011 at 21:05
    Balaji Sivaraman says:

    @Fred, LOL!

    Welcome to the Internet Age stubiedoo.

    :lol:

  76. July 12, 2011 at 21:08
    RJ says:

    @dasilvatwins
    Kiko of course mate.

  77. July 12, 2011 at 21:08
    Jay says:

    Dutch correspondent Thyce Sleggers is convinced Inter Milan playmaker Wesley Sneijder is Premier League bound with Manchester United.

    Reports said that Sneijder has been asking Nigel De Jong regarding houses in Manchester area.

    http://www.talksport.co.uk/radio/kickoff/blog/2011-07-12/sleggers-there-definitely-something-going-sneijder-and-manchester-united

  78. July 12, 2011 at 21:10
    willierednut says:

    Hope he didn’t ask about the weather.

  79. July 12, 2011 at 21:13
    dasilvatwins says:

    just realised…! IF wesley come he wont have a DREAM move to madrid since hes already played for them….that then rules out barca cus of rivalry….inter rules out any moves to AC milian too :D

  80. July 12, 2011 at 21:14
    dasilvatwins says:

    comes*

  81. July 12, 2011 at 21:14
    Fred says:

    Oh yeah, that prick De Jong would do whatever he could to put Sneijder off coming to United. :x FFS he should have asked Van Der Sar.

  82. July 12, 2011 at 21:14
    scan74 says:

    I got a 2 bed for rent in whytenshaw if he fancies it leccys on a meter so your need 2 change up some of your dough into 50p’s Wesser

    nothing fucking worse then the lights going out when u jump up for a piss at 3 in the morning

  83. July 12, 2011 at 21:15
    Fred says:

    dasilvatwins – yes, at his age, this would obviously be the last big move of Sneijder’s career.

  84. July 12, 2011 at 21:24
    Cyril Sneer says:

    Thyce Sleggers? What a brilliant name, sounds like a Charles Dickens character.

  85. July 12, 2011 at 21:25
    Dave Malaysia says:

    Wayne Rooney was on a bad spiral of decisionmaking last year,probaly started the previous year .

    The final fuck up was his decision ,I beleive was made together with his agent to push the contract talks to the brink to get what he wanted.

    Fergie sorted him out ,cos the boss did it for the club and I am sure for the kid too. Its clear once Wayne was set straight he fixed the situation quickly.

    He signed the prepared contract that Gill had prepared. I beleive its 110k a week. For the first time Manutd broke the 100k ceiling they have so religiously held on too for the modern era.

    Even Keano,Ronaldo RVN ,Beckham never really earned 100k a week,it was 90k plus bonus and what not that comes up to 100k. Not 100k basic.

    That was what Gill meant we have broken our pay ceiling. Its difficult to believe its 180 or stupid 250 k.

    That means if u read any player like Young on 130k a week,say fuck u to that media outlet.

    Unless Manutd seriously abandoned thier entire history of financial prudence on one player and leading now on others then it is a fuck u stupid media pricks story.

    Those of u who follow our club religiously,looking out for bit of info and anthing about our club or most importantly like me, Follow Fergie than u wud understand what i just wrote.

    So Sniejder coming to us most like 30 to 35 mil pounds. Salary maybe same as Rooney.

    If we are actually in for the guy, the stumbling block wud be both fees cos Inter think they can get stupid money for him and he thinks he can get a stupendous pay day.

    Remember Who We Are, we have walked away before from the best players when thier demands do not meet our way.
    Its often that when we work towards signing a player ,we find out more about him personally.
    How much he wants to join us,how logical is his demands and expectations, is he on cloud fuck or is he on cloud ‘damm he fits our culture ‘.

    So if these Italians and the dutch boy do not reason , we send Fred the flinstone to tune em up, then TonyBee to finish em off.

    Modric Drama is getting interesting , Lets see if mr.levy can hold his promise or bend over backwards for a fee from russion mafia.

    As for Nasri, wellthank you for playing,goodbye. Of course ,unless Fergie is playing 007,well time will tell.

  86. July 12, 2011 at 21:26
    willierednut says:

    http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11670_7034210,00.html?

    Another one bites the dust.

  87. July 12, 2011 at 21:26
    RedLife says:

    He’s a great player but last season he didn’t play that many games, i think he was injured quite alot so i’m not getting too excited. I hope he comes but 35m is a lot and his wages will be massive, which means others will want the same.

    I’d love to suggest an alternative but i don’t have one. I hope he doesn’t turn out to be a Veron.

    Oh well. Time will tell if the deal happens and if he can do the business if he arrives.

  88. July 12, 2011 at 21:28
    slim says:

    lawd have mercy we’ve started welcoming a player that hasn’t signed yet. tut tut get your hands out of your pants boys. Enough of this debauchery. sheesh, hearts could be broken if the deal falls flat

  89. July 12, 2011 at 21:31
    Zelh says:

    So Macheda the new ITK guy on twitter? :lol:

    twatter bollox says we agreed with nasri and now after sneijder :lol:

  90. July 12, 2011 at 21:36
    Fred says:

    Slim, it’s all a bit of fun.

    Thanks for the link, Willie. I’m surprised to see Defour go to Russia. Maybe he’ll turn out to be the bee’s knees, but maybe not. Time will tell.

  91. July 12, 2011 at 21:37
    King Eric says:

    Hhmm. We will see. Have to say though there are a hell of a lot of rumours going around about this. No smoke and all that. Gill not gone on tour speaks volumes. Has anyone seen Renee there? Seen Fergie micky and albert but not renee?

    Kiko has turned into a man the last six months. Looks a big cunt. Also looks a fucking cool cunt. Him and hernandez to be our pin up strikers!

    Just seen Morrisons goal. Quality.

  92. July 12, 2011 at 21:38
    Cyril Sneer says:

    ‘Defour Snubs Premier League’, yeah right. More like ‘Defour snubs King Kenny: Nobody else made an offer’.

  93. July 12, 2011 at 21:40
    MG says:

    So Manchester United are training at Harvard University.

    I see that’s where Part one of the Barca Protocol begins.

    Education: The answer to all our problems.

    :lol:

  94. July 12, 2011 at 21:44
    Red Devil says:

    Is it the real willie?

    The one line genius is posting comments 15 or so lines long….just checking if somebody isn’t playing games…

    Also King Eric calling Macheda a cool cunt seems a bit funny….Is it the real King Eric….I’d think he was more likely to praise Welbeck..

    Hmmmm

  95. July 12, 2011 at 21:44
    King Of The Hill says:

    snejeder? i want sneijder!!!

  96. July 12, 2011 at 21:46
    Dave Malaysia says:

    Well if its true then thats another one cleared. Unless Defour’s agent is trying to drum up last minut interest.

    Strange one this, thot we wud be in the mix to get this kid.

    Well lets see what happens.

  97. July 12, 2011 at 21:47
    dannysoya says:

    LMAO i’m not saying anything till i see wes wearing a United shirt smiling with Fergie in the press conference. Now i’m hearing United have signed nasri despite Fergie HIMSELF coming out and pouring cold water on that rumour. You simply cannot make this up. the press trying to force us on Nasri LOL.

  98. July 12, 2011 at 21:49
    Fred says:

    Hearing rumours that Giuseppe Rossi is on his way to Juventus. I’m happy for the lad. He’ll learn so much from the great Alessandro Del Piero, one of my favourite ever non-United players. :)

  99. July 12, 2011 at 21:49
    King Eric says:

    Red devil. Hello mate. I can assure you its me pal. I have never been averse to a bit of man love. Metrosexual and all that. Fred will confirm. He pulled me up on a rather homosexual comment a few weeks back. No mate I have always liked Macheda. Was there THAT day. He can be top drawer this kid. A natural finisher. Gotta admit though mate I had my doubts about willies posts. Not like him. Especially that play thing he acted out.

  100. July 12, 2011 at 21:53
    Fred says:

    dannysoya – I’m saying nothing until the next piece of rehashed “ITK” info from some no-mark journalist on Twitter. Playing it cool. 8)

  101. July 12, 2011 at 21:55
    Dave Malaysia says:

    @King Eric : Good to know its u,the real u,since ur not adverse to someman love,wud u mind checking that red willie and his nuts to confirm Identity?

    Cud ask Fred flintstone but he might swing his bam-bam on that wam-wam.

  102. July 12, 2011 at 21:56
    Red Devil says:

    King Eric

    Hi there mate…..so it is the real royalty..!
    Spot on About Macheda….that goal was pure class, at 17 years of age to do that cruyff turn and finish in such intense pressure with the cauldron of Old Trafford in Injury time…..takes something special. I reckon he’s the best finisher at the club since Ruud, including even Hernandez. Hopefully’s he’s learnt his lesson and will now buckle down and get his act sorted. Sir Alex had once called him to be the next special “Ronaldo-esque” talent at Old trafford….lets hope he can fulfill all that potential.

    As for willie, someone was impersonating him a few days back and his posts today seem unusually odd. lets wait for someone to confirm

  103. July 12, 2011 at 21:57
    planetx6 says:

    The Sun reports…

    United eye record £35m deal
    Wesley Sneijder is ready to sign for Manchester United this week in a club record £35million deal. And the Inter Milan midfielder is expected to agree a bumper contract that would eclipse even Wayne Rooney’s £220,000 a week. A team-mate said: “Everyone expects Wesley’s move to United to be announced soon, maybe as early as Wednesday.” Sneijder’s arrival will take United boss Alex Ferguson’s summer spending to more than £85m – just £5m more than he picked up when he sold Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid in July 2009. Inter are resigned to cashing in on the 27-year-old Dutchman. The source added: “He has even spoken to Dutch international team-mate Nigel de Jong to find out where are the best places to live in Manchester. It all looks imminent, no matter what Inter or Wesley may say in public. It seems Inter want to sell but don’t want to admit it, while Wesley wants to go but doesn’t want to say it. It’s a good move for him and good business for Inter.”

    Meanwhile, The Daily Express claim Southampton rate Arsenal’s £6m offer for Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain as derisory. The promising youngster has also been linked with United for some time. In The Independent, Paul Scholes raves about the current youth crop at the club and says of teen starlet Ravel Morrison: “We’ve trained with Ravel and we know what talent he has got – hopefully.”

  104. July 12, 2011 at 21:59
    Fred says:

    Yeah, this is definitely King Eric. He has a serious man-crush on Chicharito and apparently Kiko too! :D Seriously though, could be onto something about them being pinups. We could market them as “Chico & Kiko”, have them release calendars and maybe even pop singles. The new Glenn & Chris: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KEMMfV5-Qg The money we’d make from the Chico & Kiko venture would fund our next few summer spending sprees. Happy days. 8)

  105. July 12, 2011 at 22:04
    King Eric says:

    Dave. Hello mate. Love your posts. You talk a lot of sense.

    Red devil. Spot on mate. That day was magical. That finish was one of the best I have seen. Nevermind in the context of that game. Been beaten by the dippers then Fulham away and we really needed that win. As kings mentioned to me the other day he certainly looks the part. Just look at his finishes last tour as well not to mention his rocket at Villa park. High hopes for this lad and so has Fergie else he wouldn’t have come bacl from Italy and gone on the tour.

  106. July 12, 2011 at 22:04
    Redrum says:

    All over Italian press breaking news medical booked in for Thursday. will join rest of squad in Chicago on 22nd and be officially revealed. Should be on sky sports news in next 30 mins I reckon

  107. July 12, 2011 at 22:05
    slim says:

    @Fred

    i’m down for fun my good man. just taking the piss. a lot of Reds on here can’t wait. Premature ejaculat – oops., i meant premature signing. easy lads, easy. lol

  108. July 12, 2011 at 22:07
    Red Devil says:

    King Eric

    Yeah…hope Fergie can make him see sense and knuckle down. I wouldn’t want him going down the Giuseppe Rossi route.

    Fred
    Cheers mate!

  109. July 12, 2011 at 22:07
    Dave Malaysia says:

    @King Eric: TQ.

  110. July 12, 2011 at 22:10
    Dave Malaysia says:

    @slim: Exercise is the key to good and right timing of ejaculation problems ,plus a visualization of something that wud calm u down,plus just ease a little ,theres plenty of other things to play with u know, wait a minute were u asking about ejact or ?

  111. July 12, 2011 at 22:11
    torontored says:

    Newspanel Reports Samir Nasri Signs with Manchester United

    Sneider too old and too expensive and too one dimensional

    UNITED20/4/12 – 2012

  112. July 12, 2011 at 22:14
    MG says:

    Dave talks sense?

    Does he?

    I see

    When he claims Hayley McQueen knowing full well she’s mine!

    :lol:

    Got to go – time to write :D

  113. July 12, 2011 at 22:15
    Dave Malaysia says:

    @torontored: are being notti or wum or is there a link? or i swear i will ‘to ronto yr red ass’ :lol:

  114. July 12, 2011 at 22:18
    Red Devil says:

    All of a sudden willie disappears….something wretched here methinks…

  115. July 12, 2011 at 22:22
    King Eric says:

    Torontored. Hello mate. I think his performance at the bridge two year ago proved beyond any doubt he is most certainly not one dimensional.

    Fred. Ha. Hello there mate. You may be onto summat there. Kiko and chicho. The new glenn and Chris. Nice one pal. Diamond fucking lights and hideous mullets.

  116. July 12, 2011 at 22:22
    BashyTheR3D says:

    http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/manchester-united-goes-harvard-12890491/

    it’s pleasure to see Berbatov having a laugh with SAF

  117. July 12, 2011 at 22:23
    Fred says:

    Dave, there’s a link alright, but it’s not exactly a credible source. Redrum’s post sounded like a wum though. Care to provide a source on that, Redrum?

  118. July 12, 2011 at 22:23
    Dave Malaysia says:

    @MG: U know I like u dude, but damm u fuck, always wanting to get the last word in huh? :twisted:

  119. July 12, 2011 at 22:25
    fergie is the boss says:

    I would never thought twitter would be the no1 source for transfer gossip.

    But the scneijder rumours have gone crazy the past few days, its been like a viral video.

  120. July 12, 2011 at 22:27
    King Eric says:

    Fred. Yes you are correct. It was hernandez comment you pulled me on. The one where I said he looks to have beefed up and looks muscuiar!

  121. July 12, 2011 at 22:27
    FletchTHEMAN says:

    32 days, 18 hours, 33 minutes and 1 second

  122. July 12, 2011 at 22:29
    Dave Malaysia says:

    @Fred: Mate ,anyone on Rum can be relied on ,now if it was whisky maybe! :lol:

    @MG: DA GIRLS IS MINE ! U UNDERSTAND ! AINT FUCKING AROUND DUDE!

    SHEEEEE MMMIINNEEEE ,SO FUCKOFF! :mrgreen:

    And enjoy yr writing dude, hope ur laughing over there,am expecting a funny response,dont dissapoint! :lol:

  123. July 12, 2011 at 22:35
    CedarsDevil says:

    FletchTHEMAN

    I cannot wait and just in case I have not mentioned it before, we will NOT sign anymore players!

  124. July 12, 2011 at 22:36
    Dave Malaysia says:

    Okie dokie time to sleep, hope to hear who we signed later today.

  125. July 12, 2011 at 22:36
    CedarsDevil says:

    Willie

    Many thanks for that interview and sorry I had to rush out! :mrgreen:

  126. July 12, 2011 at 22:38
    GoatinaUnitedShirt says:

    RedScottX says:
    @ Goat,
    you are most welcome,man…I kinda jusy had to point that out,so that the big man doesn’t throw you his lightening bolt..Bala-Zues!!!

    If that last part was meant to read ala-Zeus then Balaji would have a very hard time wrestling the bolt from my hand. Because freekily my real name is ZEUS.

  127. July 12, 2011 at 22:38
    Dave Malaysia says:

    OH yea if anyones in lebanon just smack @Cedars around for me wud ya! thanks! :lol:

    WE WILL SIGN SOMEONE OR SOME PEOPLE ,UNDERSTAND !

    How Maya dude,hope shes well!

    ok now me go sleeps.

  128. July 12, 2011 at 22:40
    Fred says:

    By the way, RedLife – don’t worry about his form last season. Anyone’s form would suffer under the coaching of that fat twat Rafa Benitez.

  129. July 12, 2011 at 22:44
    Fred says:

    Careful what you wish for, Kiko… http://oi56.tinypic.com/2e1amc0.jpg

  130. July 12, 2011 at 22:47
    MG says:

    Dave Malaysia

    CEO of Looney Toones ACME division Malaysia TM

    :lol:

  131. July 12, 2011 at 22:48
    CedarsDevil says:

    Dave Malaysia

    Maya is doing well, thanks for asking my friend

  132. July 12, 2011 at 22:52
    T4M says:

    ITKiko.

  133. July 12, 2011 at 23:01
    willierednut says:

    Red Devil – That was me mate. An impostor, I am not. ;)

    Easy to spot those cunts anyway.

  134. July 12, 2011 at 23:08
    Devil310 says:

    @Fred – LOL….that is hilarious! somebody should tweet that back to him

  135. July 12, 2011 at 23:09
    supertramp says:

    Michael Owen almost joined United in ’94

    http://unitedbanter.blogspot.com/2011/07/when-michael-owen-almost-joined-united.html

  136. July 13, 2011 at 01:31
    Fred says:

    Wow, very interesting stuff, Supertramp! Thanks for posting. He would have been one hell of a player for us, but I’m happy with the way things worked out. :)

  137. July 13, 2011 at 02:46
    Samuel - united WE stand says:

    Kiko can’t say that though, i mean don’t be suprised if he ends up getting sent on Loan for that.

  138. July 13, 2011 at 02:54
    Drew Vader says:

    Sorry Kiko, but I for one hope we don’t fucking sign him.

  139. July 13, 2011 at 05:50
    Red Devil says:

    Willie

    Cheers mate! :)

  140. July 13, 2011 at 07:10
    Anoop says:

    If there’s one thing that’s aweomse abt Kiko, it’s the fact that he always enters with a bang. :D

  141. July 13, 2011 at 07:53
    King Eric says:

    Drew – Where have you been? Hello mate.

  142. July 13, 2011 at 09:37
    marky boy says:

    Kiko your as thick as you look,,,fergie sooner you ban twitter from the dressing room the better.

  143. July 13, 2011 at 12:02
    Louis says:

    I doubt Kiko would have inside info. Can you imagine Alex calling him up the night before the transfer to check its Ok with Kiko? Bahahaha
    He fell for the rumour just like the papers have.

  144. July 13, 2011 at 12:05
    Louis says:

    @ fred

    In what universe did Kiko play under Rafa Benitez last season?

  145. July 13, 2011 at 12:46
    Wakey says:

    @Red Devil

    I think I have pointed this out before to you but we COULDN’T have got him for 12million. Real were quoting over £20mill for him and even rejected an £18mill offer from Inter. This fo a player who hadn’t doe much at Real so in excess of £20mill would have been a risk.

    Real in the last week of the window went cap in and to inter with the £12mill offer. Much like the VdV deal with spurs there is no evidence they offered him at this point to anyone else, most likely because while they got to the point they were willingbo sell both for cut price they wanted to sell to a club they felt weren’t a rival.

    At inter he has matured as a player, those skills that h showed as a youngster came together. Something that he may not have achieved if we had bought him as I’m not sure he would ave been in a much better position game time wise with us than at Real. Now is the right time for him to join us

  146. July 13, 2011 at 13:03
    st scholes of salford says:

    apparently Sneijder was talking to De Jong about buying a house in Manchester and supposedly the deal was done 3 weeks ago according to a close very reliable source.

    This saga is getting a bit annoying though, even more so that the De Gea saga!

  147. July 13, 2011 at 13:06
    willierednut says:

    Wakey – Two questions, do you think we’ll sign Sneijder, and what sort of wages will the Glazers go to?

  148. July 13, 2011 at 13:08
    Fred says:

    Louis – in what universe did I suggest he did?

  149. July 13, 2011 at 13:11
    willierednut says:

    Mars.

  150. July 13, 2011 at 16:14
    Nathormson` says:

    I dno wat to make of all this lol.. I dno if were gna sign him or not!!!

  151. July 13, 2011 at 19:29
    RedArmyGen says:

    If you can get on google type in Nike football Wesley Sneijder and look at the first result that comes up. Tell me the 2 words that stand out.

  152. July 13, 2011 at 20:13
    Kilhar says:

    To all premature things there is the “Ron Jeremy-method.” Just think dead dogs.

  153. July 13, 2011 at 22:41
    Louis says:

    @ fred 22:40
    I misunderstood. Soz

  154. July 14, 2011 at 06:00
    Red Devil says:

    @Wakey

    Whatever man….lets take your point that you couldn’t have taken sneijder for 12 mn and we would have had to pay 20 mn for him.

    Even then it would have been much cheaper than the 35 mn being quoted now?
    Also, his salary demands would have been much lower back then…so as I see it we still missed a trick.
    As for his skills being sharpened up, he was 24-25 when he moved from Real. Thats no longer a young player for goodness sakes….if that is the case, why are we so quick to slate Gibson, Ando, etc etc….their still children if thats the case…I wouldn’t call Rooney a young player..?

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