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Let’s All Laugh At Terry

UEFA officials have confirmed today that they will be reviewing the John Terry spitting incident. Video replay suggests Terry spat on Tevez following the sending off of Didier Drogba. Maybe better lip readers could put me straight and let me know that he didn’t say “You fucking Argie cunt” whilst doing so.

Ashley Cole and Frank Lampard are possibly the only players I’d rather see miss the crucial penalty, although, I am pretty sure that Terry would be the player I’d pick to miss. Mr Chelsea stepping up, knowing that if he puts this in the back of the net, Chelsea are European Champions, and he bottles it and slips.

So read on to look at the best piss take pictures of John Terry.

Terry Tiny Tears

 

 

Terry’s Chocolate Orange

 

 

Priceless Terry Miss

 

 

Terry kicks the trophy goodbye

 

 

Caution

 

17 Comments

  1. james f says:

    Ha ha! The penultimate picture is excellent!

  2. jsos says:

    HA HA HA HA these are f-in brilliant :D . Well done Mr. Chelsea… know your fans stand behind you.. I think I can smell your shirt being burned already

  3. ph0bolus says:

    Funny…i don’t smell anything burning…As for the spitting incident do you guys see something i don’t? Because i saw the replay countless times and I don’t see anything coming out of his mouth except for probably some curse words..

  4. jsos says:

    Funny that.. I believe it was here I smelled it ph0b

    “But then Nicolas Anelka’s miss precipitated a deafening gloom. “To United! On fucking penalties!” was the cry of more than one fan. “JT [John Terry, the Chelsea captain] has gone from hero to zero. He’s finished here. We’ll never forgive him for this.”

    http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/european/in-chelsea-dreams-turn-into-nightmares-832256.html

    The blue faithful! :D

  5. k9 says:

    The mastercard one is priceless mate. Too fecking funny…

  6. ben says:

    love it, couldnt have happened to a better person…hahahaha

  7. Simmo says:

    Winning the Champions League is one thing. Beating a horrible little side that contain some of the most hateful players in Europe is another thing altogether. Drogba, Terry, Lampard and both Coles!!! It just gets better and better!!

  8. ANDERSON8 says:

    J.T wanted to be tha Guvnor and take the Glory eh?? hahahaha, Big Sissy. Gr8 PICS, Our number 8 scored his first goal too, One Touch, One Goal, Credit to all The Boys in Red tho, Nerves of Steel balanced with Beautiful Football. CHAMPIONAS CHAMPIONAS

  9. Jak says:

    Terry Tiny Tears makes me guffaw.

  10. best7 says:

    fukin hilarious, keep em coming!!

    GLORY GLORY MAN UTD!!!!!!!

  11. Robin says:

    Hi i’m new here and what a time to subscribe and follow this blog. Anyhow the flying cup is my favorite. Oh my oh my… if Ballack also missed the penalty, that would be a super duper laugh!

  12. daddy says:

    come on people….333 million fans worldwide…and all we could come up with are 6 pictures…come on…keep them coming. Theres never as good a time to kick a c*nt as when theyre down…

  13. jimmy Bob says:

    couldn’t happen to a “nicer” guy

    capt fantastic my arse, hope he cops a ban to the cheating bassa!

  14. Taron says:

    I loved the flying cup too and of course MasterCard

  15. daddy says:

    the guy who came up with that idea at mastercard is a genius…you can use that pitch ANYwhere….

  16. stewart says:

    love the yellow “caution John Terry” warning! Hilarious! Deffo couldn t have happened to a better bloke! The loud mouthed cocky cockney knob!

  17. suhayl says:

    ha ha ha ha..i love them all…

    going to print these out from the net and put the all over me house…

    that fucking spitting cunt desered it..

    phoblous…you blind bastard

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