After Arsenal took the lead at Old Trafford the season before last through an Emmanuel Adebayor handball, let’s hope whoever is refereeing on Saturday keeps an eye out for Arsenal striker Eduardo, who shamelessly dived against Celtic in their crucial Champions League match this evening. The way they’re playing at the moment, we could do without them having any unfair advantages!

[edit] For the Arsenal fans who have clearly been on holiday all summer, Cristiano Ronaldo plays for Real Madrid. Good ol’ Robert Pires taught the Premiership how to dive but he bares no relevance to Arsenal any more because he isn’t an Arsenal player. Also, when we ended your unbeaten run we beat you 2-0 and you had one shot on target in 90 minutes. Two minutes after Ruud van Nistelrooy scored the penalty Ashley Cole brought Cristiano Ronaldo down in the box, meaning we got exactly what we deserved from the game – a penalty and a goal from open play. Arsenal got exactly what they deserved too, nothing. [/edit]

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