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LIVE BLOG: Bolton 0-5 United

5.4 on Chicharito first scorer and other great odds…






 

283 Comments

  1. Costas says:

    Rumored line up is the same as the last 2 games. The only difference being Chicha starting instead of Welbeck.

  2. Zibbie says:

    Jello!

  3. berbatunday says:

    yup confirmed Costa

  4. Zibbie says:

    Glad I was not embarrassed and said 1st and wasn’t! Kebabopulous !!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Costas says:

    Not confirmed, but I hear Rio is starting instead of Smalling with JOnes moving at RB?

  6. arijc says:

    Team: De Gea, Jones, Ferdinand, Evans, Evra, Nani, Anderson, Cleverley, Young, Rooney, Chicharito
    Subs: Lindegaard, Berbatov, Giggs, Smalling, Park, Carrick, Fabio

  7. Costas says:

    Nice to see us keeping the tradition of not playing a regular right back this season!

  8. Moses says:

    He moves Jones and plays Rio and Evans in middle of defence against Bolton!

    No way we can win this game now and Davies will bully us all night.

  9. Zelh says:

    smalling played both games for england. He’s rested.

  10. Moses says:

    Another game with just the one striker. Macheda travels with squad but not even named in it. We should have 2 strikers on bench always.

  11. RedPharoe says:

    @ Moses
    Where do you get that from, Evans and Rio got it more than covered…

    GO REDS!

  12. Red_Indo says:

    @costas : wow..what an experiment again by SAF,if he puts Jones at RB instead of smalling or Fabio.interesting to watch.
    Come on United..wait for a hour just like waiting for a whole day..my regard to all United fans at Indonesia. GGMU.

  13. MG says:

    In United we trust

    Come on United!

    19

  14. Sandeep1878 says:

    may be smalling will start against benfica

  15. Zibbie says:

    @Smartalex, thanks I googled it, what a great place. Zulu land. KwaZulu-Natal coast!!

  16. NotoriousRedDevil says:

    Everyone go BBC cunts are so pro Liverpool they’ve given them an equaliser even thought its 1-0!!!

  17. Costas says:

    What’s up with DDG starting? Wasn’t he dropped for being shite?

    @Red_Indo

    Or maybe Evans will play at right back. Not too possible, but it could happen. Don’t know how comfortable Jones will be on the right.

  18. Sandeep1878 says:

    pools lost..

    sunderland pull one back in inury time..more in store?

  19. Zibbie says:

    @Moses, trying to master his baiting!

  20. Costas says:

    Lol, Dogleash.

    We need a win by 2 goals to go back on top by the way. Thanks Wigan.

  21. Sandeep1878 says:

    rent boys win again by a one goal margin..how many now?

    spuds won 2 nil..

    3 o to bitters..

  22. Zibbie says:

    A fresh Jones, Anderson and TC, with Rio wanting to prove a point! Evans playing well and still playing! Lil Pea to hit his stride today, Rooney to smile a lot.

  23. CedarsDevil says:

    NRD

    Funny that, even the announcer at Sunderland said it was 1-1 !! lol

  24. Clint-iamyourpapii says:

    My Mate down in Boltons stadium says he’s heard round the stadium that our line up is;
    De Gea, Evra, Jones, Ferdinand , Evans, Anderson, Cleverley,Nani, Young, Rooney, Hernandez

    Sounds good :D

    Damn it someone else got here first with rumour For FUDGE Sakes

  25. Hasan says:

    Man Utd line-up: De Gea, Smalling, Jones, Evans, Evra, Nani, Anderson, Cleverley, Young, Rooney, Hernandez.

    The official one.

  26. NotoriousRedDevil says:

    @ Cedars. I take some solace in the fact that a load of vermin fans probably got their hopes up only to find that they’ve lost to Stoke!!!

  27. NAD says:

    Come on United! Come on 20!

  28. Zibbie says:

    Evans to go forward with Young as Rooney drops to meet them, THEN BAM MAGIC, A BLUR OF MAN UTD STYLISH DISMANTLING OF ALL FOOTBALLKIND!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. NotoriousRedDevil says:

    Anyone got a link for the game myp2p has gone down for me

  30. carloc1978 says:

    jones will be fine at rb played it in pre season thought he would go with him or smalling because of fabios lack of height.

  31. Red_Indo says:

    @costas : that’s why I said it’s interesting to watch.I prefer jones @RB instead of evans bcos i think rio + evans partnership is common.but who am I to judge? Lol..btw, thx to Stoke not wigan. Wigan hammered by those blue bitter bastard.

  32. Clint-iamyourpapii says:

    Bolton have opted for 2 big men up front. Davies and Klasnic :shock:

    Suprised they dropped Muamba and went with Mark Davies and Reo Coker in the middle. Muamba’s better than both.
    Boyata starts at Right back, Wazza gave him horrible time during the Carling Cup semi vs Shitty in 2010.
    Tuncay is a slimy fucker on the bench, this guy always has good time vs us, N gog is also one to watch.

    C’mon United make it 4-0 or a Clean sheet win. Cant handle a close game !

    Better yet Aim for Infinity & Beyond until the whistle’s blown. :P

  33. Costas says:

    @Red_Indo

    Yeah I know. I was being sarcastic. I never expected any favors from Wigan. They are known to roll over.

  34. Costas says:

    So is there any chance we will see Berbatov start a game before Leeds? Probably not.

    @Papii

    I like that. That moron Redknapp also changed his team’s tactics just to exploit DDG’s “weaknesses” and in the end we ebat them easily. If Bolton play 4-4-2 against our 4-4-2, that will leave a lot of space for our lads. Me likey.

  35. fergie is the boss says:

    Costas – this will make the headlines, matrinez saying shitty will be compared to barcelona in 3 years time

  36. RedManWalking says:

    Streams people! I need streams! Fellow REDS, help me!

    By the way, I got 10/11 on the line-up! Thought it would be the same line up with Chicha instead of Welbeck!

  37. 3Generations says:

    @ NotoriousRedDevil
    take your pick…

  38. Costas says:

    Yeah just read it FITB. Under Mancini their brand of football will never resemble Barcelona’s. But in terms of success, who knows? If they keep spending and spending anything’s possible…

  39. redrider says:

    eagerly awaiting sir terry the cunt’s warcry… followed by the quips from king komp and le scarf.

  40. Mes says:

    Hey guys, does anyone have a reliable stream for Bolton please? I’m away in Belgium…

  41. Xyth says:

    Come on United!!! We can do better than Shitty!!!!

  42. Zibbie says:

    @fergie is the boss
    Costas – this will make the headlines, matrinez saying shitty will be compared to barcelona in 3 years time.
    Because no one compares to Man Utd!

  43. Mes says:

    Rio must be feeling the pressure today. It’s not often in his United career that he is properly challenged but Smalling is really making an excellent shout for a spot. Not 100% sure if I would have dropped Evans instead of Chris but hey, I’m not the greatest manager the world has ever seen…

  44. Zelh says:

    Mes – Smalling is on the bench because he had 3 matches in 8 days. Season is a long way to go.

  45. Zibbie says:

    11:20 , it is 4:20 somewhere!

  46. Costas says:

    That being said, Martinez should start taking responsibility for his team giving up so easily everytime they concede a goal instead of lauding his opponents. No wonder Wigan are so spineless out there. Just look at their manager.

  47. ryan7 says:

    way to go fsc, just showed boyata as our right back in the line up.

  48. fergie is the boss says:

    Costas – it makes me laugh once again united seemed to be written off. I do not see united going anywhere any time soon. I do see united winning a few titles in the next few years. Shitty’s football and success maybe good but its not going to overtake united to a point where they are that far ahead of united. Most of united’s squad is going to still be here in 3 years time

  49. parryheid says:

    Atdhe usually quite good,help Mr Murdoch in his campaign to prevent you getting something for nowt by reporting any good stream to the relevent authorities,

  50. Mes says:

    Zelh, obviously. Point still stands.

  51. Zibbie says:

    I can here the wolf howl……

  52. Clint-iamyourpapii says:

    Spurs was hilarious when they “targetted” & “exposed” Our Van Der Gea.
    Lets hope Bolton are as funny.

    Dumb buggers, our only chink in the armour are when we run out of minutes in the 2nd half.

    THATS IT !

  53. Costas says:

    Come on United!

    @FITB

    Don’t sweat it mate. When we beat Wigan, Martinez will hail us as the team of the next decade. :lol:

  54. Mes says:

    Parryheid – adthe is requiring me to download software and seeing as I’m using someone elses machine I really don’t wanna take the piss!

  55. Zibbie says:

    FITB,FFP? Man Utd to be OK!!?!! Shity and RentBoyz in trouble!

  56. RedManWalking says:

    Hello? Streams anyone?

  57. Zibbie says:

    See you at half time!!!!!!
    GO MAN UTD! GO!!!!!!!!!

  58. dela says:

    Evening everyone. For once I thought I had the entire lineup spot on, only to discover that Phil Jones had replaced Smalling at rightback.

    Who am I to second guess Sir Alex?

  59. fergie is the boss says:

    Costas – na I am not going mental, but it seems to me the united potential is not highlighted has much as shitty, because a quater of united’s squad did not come with a fancy name and cost a pretty penny

  60. ryan7 says:

    TC hurt bad

  61. Red_Indo says:

    Little Peaaaaaaa..!!!!

  62. ryan7 says:

    kevin davies is a cunt and deserves to play for shitty

  63. redrider says:

    that’s what you get when you try to scythe down our lads…

    Davies may you rot in hell.

  64. thedonmassawe says:

    the pea is BACK!

  65. slim says:

    that fucking arsehole has fucked Tom C up, cant stand the fucker. Good goal by hernandez by the way

  66. ryan7 says:

    nice goal chicha! what was the C signal?

  67. RedLion says:

    Chichooooo!!

  68. aimanunited says:

    our little pea is so damn fast…
    I’m waiting for his first hattrick for united.

  69. Zelh says:

    kavies that utter cunt.
    cleverley injured.

    fucking son of a bitch.

  70. Devil310 says:

    Chicho’s movement is ridiculous!

    1-nil

    Fuck Clevs injured. Didnt look like much. Dissapointing.

  71. RedManWalking says:

    What? Cleverley replaced??

  72. redrider says:

    Davies bastard.

  73. TonyBee says:

    fuck me come on lads kick that cunt Davies all over the fucking park …fucking dirty bastard…if one of our lads did that ….etc etc…

  74. CedarsDevil says:

    Davies is a fucking cunt, now on Evra the bastard

  75. RedManWalking says:

    Davies that bastard!

  76. redrider says:

    Davies you Fucking bastard you inbred moron… is he out there as a football player???!!!

  77. TonyBee says:

    hiya Cedars mate …..

    wont someone do Davies for me……

  78. Fred says:

    One more of those and that cunt Davies should be off. Fucking prick. :x

  79. Zelh says:

    davies again.
    I want to smack his fucking face.

  80. RedManWalking says:

    And the effing commentator says “Aah! Thats what Kevin Davies is all about! Leading by example!” – Leading by example, my ass! Must be leading a bunch of thugs!

  81. TonyBee says:

    the way SAF is getting angry at Davies …he will probably chin the cunt himself…. :lol:

  82. redrider says:

    he’s leading those thugs by example for sure.

  83. CedarsDevil says:

    Fucking commentators saying its just his style of play… talking about Davies!

  84. redrider says:

    i hope at least the post does him one proper…

  85. TonyBee says:

    the other Davies cunt is at it now…..

  86. RedDevil4Lyfe says:

    FYCKING DAVIS =- i hope he dies.. useless bitch..

    Anyone have update on cleverly?

  87. Costas says:

    I never wish harm on anyone, but I sure hope karma is a bitch for Davies. He should have been off already. I hope Tom is ok.

  88. RedManWalking says:

    How thick can you get? He missed a long range shot one time and they have decided that De Gea can never save those. Idiots!

  89. TonyBee says:

    wazza scores…..

  90. ryan7 says:

    RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  91. CedarsDevil says:

    Get the fuck in!!!! Roooooney

  92. Devil310 says:

    Smalling just got demoted from that RB position. LOL

    What a cross from Jones!

  93. TonyBee says:

    take that you fucking dirty cheating fucking cunting bastards…..

  94. RedManWalking says:

    Commentator – “Man United’s counter attach seems to get to Bolton sometimes…ROONEY..Man United start the season in style” LOL

  95. redrider says:

    are you Fucking kidding me?”

  96. TonyBee says:

    puff puff pant pant …rant over…. :lol: :mrgreen:

  97. YS says:

    any update on Cleverley…………………Davies is a CUNT

  98. YS says:

    Jones U Beautyyyyyyyyyyy

  99. TonyBee says:

    3-zip

  100. RedManWalking says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  101. Zelh says:

    and rooney again! :-D

  102. CedarsDevil says:

    Fucking Phil Jones!!!!!

    Jones > Messi lol

  103. Devil310 says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA….Jones is having the game ofhis life…that was ridiculous!!!!

    3 nil cunts…thats what you get for hurting Clevs

  104. RedManWalking says:

    3-0 in 20 mins against Arse. 3-0 in 20 mins against Bolton

  105. redrider says:

    shit… that brought a tear to my eye …

  106. aimanunited says:

    how good are this young team?
    another 8 goals today perhaps?

  107. RedManWalking says:

    Fuck! That was almost 4!

  108. Zelh says:

    almost the 4th in 30min.
    :lol:

  109. RedDevil4Lyfe says:

    Damnit what is up with Cleverly? Seems like an ankle issue after that bullshit tackle by that cunt Davies.

    Come on Utd – put 10 past bolton so davies can suck shit!! prick

  110. RedDevil4Lyfe says:

    Anyone looking at Man City?? Whatever they do – we do better :D

  111. YS says:

    Today’s Score line 8-0………………..John Terry plz Shit in ur pants

  112. RedManWalking says:

    Btw, forgot to mention in all the excitement, anyone saw how Nani turned away from the defender?

  113. Samuel - united WE stand says:

    Aim – a bit greedy lol, but so far fantastic football by the team.

    Anyone thinks the cleverly injury is serious or not?

  114. RedKonvict says:

    Smell another rout !!!
    Cone on United !!!

  115. redrider says:

    Haha davies you cunt…

  116. redrider says:

    rmw

    yeah…

  117. redrider says:

    wall pass feast…

  118. Samuel - united WE stand says:

    Nani always says he wants to be world’s best, some may have doubts but i’ve said it, he is world class and a match winner without a doubt the best winger at the club, young is getting there and valencia is there too, we have some dangerous players.

  119. CedarsDevil says:

    Robinson is another fucking cunt…………. How old is that bastard 60?

  120. dela says:

    Bolton have committed 8 fouls, against United’s 0.

    Sums up the game so far.

  121. Fred says:

    I want that Robinson thug in the book too. :x

  122. aimanunited says:

    fuck ref fucking book the fucking bolton cunts already!

  123. ryan7 says:

    what a cunt that cahill is, yelling at chicha on the ground. he clearly bulldozed over the back of him.

  124. Fred says:

    WTF’s that guy trying to block the free kick just then? He doesn’t know the rules of football? :? Bolton cunts.

  125. RedManWalking says:

    @dela – Thats going to be the scoreline, mate! :D United 8 – 0 Bolton

  126. redrider says:

    cedars

    think by the end of this game he’ll wish he was…

  127. ryan7 says:

    imagine if TC was still in the game. It would be an easy 4/5 by now.

  128. dela says:

    @RedManWalking

    Haha, I certainly hope so. I was about to put 10 pounds on a 4-0 rout, but decided against it, reckoning that I was being a tad too optimistic. What do I know?

  129. RedManWalking says:

    WTF! A United fan yawning???! u gotta be kidding me!

  130. RedManWalking says:

    @dela

    Optimistic? Mate, if I were with you, I would have encouraged you to put 10 pounds on a 6-0 rout!

  131. aimanunited says:

    @RedManWalking, saw that too… WTF with that lady?

  132. redrider says:

    oh pls no not nani…

  133. RedManWalking says:

    @aimanunited

    I know mate! Yawning watching this??!

  134. Zelh says:

    this lady is from a group of supermarket employes who got tickets for that game. Around 700.

  135. TonyBee says:

    some one wants to tell Nani that it was a Bolton player who did that to him…… might make him play even better….

  136. RedManWalking says:

    Bolton 44% possession?! I think I am watching another match…

  137. RedManWalking says:

    @Zelh I think she is missing her prawn sandwiches!

  138. RedDevil4Lyfe says:

    Bullshit bolton thugs 11 fouls to utds 1

  139. RedManWalking says:

    Btw, I need a better stream. A 150kpbs stream would be satisfactory! I just want to see continuous football. The one I have right now gets stuck every 20 seconds or something…

  140. Zibbie says:

    Yes!

  141. Saad says:

    So how many you have orgasmed already??? ;)

  142. RedDevil4Lyfe says:

    COME ON UTD – want 7 goals next half so we can humiliate that cunt davies.. bunch of thugs!!

    hoping Clevs is ok for chelsea atleast

  143. redrider says:

    Wats wrong with a yawn? think i yawned each time bolton tried to shoot…

  144. MG says:

    Where’s Moses?

    Parting the sink water washing away his tears at United losing?

    ;)

    :lol:

  145. Costas says:

    Rooney is world class.

    Chicha looks like he hasn’t missed a beat.

    Nani is back to his unselfish best.

    De Gea is solid.

    Kevin Davies, tell your bitch of a wife to stop calling me.

  146. KingOfStretfordEnd says:

    This feels like watching the United of the 90s. Loving it to the max.

  147. fuckliverpool says:

    man utd will score 6 today

  148. Zibbie says:

    19! What a team!
    TC be well young man.

  149. Sandeep1878 says:

    3 pegs of rum, one each for wonderful red goals..

    KEVIN DAVIES…bloody cunt, better join rugby, anyway Worl cup is going on..

    he could have broken Evra’s leg..

    fantastic save by DDG,

    great blocks by Evans..

    sublime runs by Jonesy..

    Chicharito, the perfect poacher..

    ROONEY..he is everywgere on the pitch, right from the leading the frontline to patrolling the goal post..

    Young had a subdued game considering his previous performances :P

    FULL TIME CITY 3,

    HALF TIME UTD 3…

    the difference is evident and it will remain so..

  150. RedDevil4Lyfe says:

    Fuck Davies – I hate him.. SO MUCH.. I want him to break his leg

  151. Saad says:

    Loved El Pea’s goal. He completely suckered England’s supposedly best defender Gary Cahill. Dragged him right, then dragged him left, then left him hanging to wish he’d never woken up to play football today!!!

  152. Costas says:

    Glad to hear that Fergie gave Javier a bollocking for his back heel. No room for that.

    Had to laugh at Coyle’s cheek to complain about the fouls. Count your blessings you weren’t down to 10 men after 12 minutes cunt.

  153. dela says:

    Berbatov to come on in the second half? All this game needsis a few Berba-gasms.

  154. Zibbie says:

    Flashback to the 90′s, cool I missed that part here in the states. I’am here for this team!!!

  155. Costas says:

    The De Gea nonsense is actually a blessing in disguise. Teams actually think they can have a go at us and they change their tactics. Plus, it has made our defenders more aware.

  156. Devil310 says:

    Chicho turned Cahill inside out so bad, that the man is now walking around with his asshole in his mouth

  157. Unitedyankee says:

    This is a great attacking football team! Just going to enjoy watching this team get better and better! And hope Sir Alex keeps them scoring as a lesson for those cheap tackles from Davies- go United!!

  158. parryheid says:

    United pretty impressive first half x goals.

  159. Sandeep1878 says:

    @ Costas,

    i havent seen such agressive celebration by Chicha,

    he was sending out a message…what was it any idea?

    i think he was upset fans or press and he made a point there

  160. The Big Red says:

    phil jones, tough as they come! Even took out nani! The boy looks like hes been playng at Utd for years! Love him, love him!

  161. Devil310 says:

    I gotta a question for the statistical reds.

    When was the last time United won the first 4 games of the season?

  162. Devil310 says:

    I gotta a question for the statistical reds.

    When was the last time United won the first 4 games of the season?

  163. Samuel - united WE stand says:

    sometimes you wonder what position kevin davies plays, is he the first defender that plays up front? some truly horrendous tackles which in turn made cleverly exit the match (hoping he’ll be okay, probably a caution?)

  164. RedManWalking says:

    United are scoring so often that we can make a drinking game out of it! One shot each time United score!

    @redrider

    if you yawned each time Bolton tried to shoot, then you have yawned 8 times according to the stats 8O

  165. Balaji Sivaraman says:

    Points to note:

    * If any of you think that you have a chance with Phil Jones, be gone! I have first preference on him. :lol:

    Anyways, this guy is fucking good. I mean, he is just fucking awesome. There isn’t anything so far that he cannot do. The cross he delivered was amazing. The run he produced was sublime – and in the end he had the presence of mind to cut it back and shoot instead of taking a random shot. Seriously, this guy is one of the few people who I think the comparison to Duncan Edwards actually holds good. What a player we’ve got. 18 mil is looking like a fucking steal.

    * Chicharito continues my love for goal scorers. When we lost Ruud, we lost a potent threat for sure. We lost somebody who always guaranteed goals – of whatever type. Hernandez fills that void. He is the proper poacher. Everything brilliant about him was highlighted in his movement for that first goal. First going this way, then going that way, before tapping in from the near post. It was just sublime to watch. He has added some passing into his arsenal as well and is constantly improving. Scary to think what he’ll be like in a few years time.

    * Rio and Evans partnership has not been the greatest so far. In fact, I was surprised Sir Alex did not go with Jones in CB because he has the ability to match Davies strength-wise. However, we’ve not had many close calls and DDG did pull off one decent save and a good punch which should do his confidence some good.

    * Carrick’s arrival signified what Tom Cleverly brings to the table. This is definitely not a knock on Carrick, but he is definitely a safe player. Each time he is one the ball, he seems to look for the safer option out which mostly involves passing back. Now, this is not a problem because that is part of his JD in recent times. But it does highlight just how good Tom has been in recent performances going forward.

    * What can you say about Rooney? My only fear for him is burnout. He seems to be all over the place in all games. I hope he can keep his energy up for the rest of the season. If he does, we are looking at Wayne’s best season.

    * Contrary to what Bolton supporters think, this game is an example of refereeing at its finest. He didn’t let things get out of hand. Had he not booked that ugly player Davies, then he would’ve gotten more leeway to put similar fouls. He has made some great calls which has kept Bolton under control and that is what has made this game resemble a football match. In the hands of another referee, the game would’ve spiraled out of control because Bolton’s only intent was to kick us off the park earlier on.

    I also apologize for thinking this would be a difficult game for us. We’re in some form right now and long may it continue.

    Game on! Fuck you City.

  166. Costas says:

    @Devil310

    06-07.

  167. Zibbie says:

    As SAF say’s, Lil Pea has goals written all over him.

  168. aimanunited says:

    unfortunate for TC but Carrick might be feeling otherwise…
    that’s how much of a competition this team have.
    I’d say sub Chicho for Berba if he score another.
    I just want everybody to be happy!

  169. Red_Indo says:

    Beauty..is the only word I want to say. Hope TC is doing just fine after that silly tackle by davies cunt..

  170. Costas says:

    @Sandeep

    I think he was making the C sign for his name? Not so sure either. He’s glad to be back obviously!

    @Balaji

    I agree that this game highlighted the difference between Tom and Carrick. But it also showed how useful Carrick is in games like this when he drops back and helps out defensively. We will need that in our hardest games iN England and Europe.

  171. Zelh says:

    btw rooney is the first player in PL history to score 7 goals in 4 games.

  172. Zibbie says:

    6-0 or 7-0.

  173. Balaji Sivaraman says:

    @Costas, Oh yeah mate. That is exactly what I was getting at. Absolutely not a criticism of Carrick since he has had some good interceptions out back. It is obviously a difference in styles which I was trying to highlight.

  174. Sandeep1878 says:

    @ Zelh..

    good know abt rooney record, thanks..

    @ Costats,

    may be he was mate, no idea..

    catch u after the game, enjoy pal

  175. Clint-iamyourpapii says:

    United have gained unstoppable momentum, we’re a juggernaut. But Guess what those Haters will turn this into a major criticism and say shit like,

    “United have peaked to early, they’ll burn out by November, by then the stars of City will set alight the league and run away with the league because of their title winning experience, but before the sunsets on the league, Chelsea will make a late burst and United will drop out the top 3 being a sinking ship since De Gea, Carrick, Ando,Evans, Berba started playing.”

    :lol: Gonna enjoy this season 8)

  176. RedManWalking says:

    De Gea looks cool btw!

  177. RedManWalking says:

    LOL – Those thick headed cunts think that shooting from range gives them a higher chance of scoring :P

  178. dela says:

    Cleverley is holding a crutch. Not a pretty sight at all.

  179. RedManWalking says:

    Anyone with a good stream? Mine keeps getting stuck!

  180. RedDevil4Lyfe says:

    FUCK – Cleverly Ankle braced – doesnt look good. Maybe a precaution

  181. Devil310 says:

    Thx Costas.

    Not good news on Cleverly on clutches. That looked liked 4weeks out at least

  182. slim says:

    Ando has improved ten fold

  183. slim says:

    Devil310

    who knows. at least he was able to stand on it. fingers crossed

  184. RedDevil4Lyfe says:

    Fuck Bolton – 2 cent thugs- throwing coins on the pitch.. CUNTS.. i hope they ban bolton

  185. redrider says:

    each time they shoot i thank dzeko…

  186. Troy says:

    Balaji

    points for been diplomatic, but Carrick is bloody lucky to still be in this squad. I wager if he had been a non association trained player he would have been moved on by now. Off course the lemmings (supporters who never criticize) will gnash and wail, but a donkey is a donkey.

  187. RedManWalking says:

    Thanks TonyBee!

  188. RedDevil4Lyfe says:

    CHICAAAAA

  189. TonyBee says:

    4 zip…but Nani should have had a pen anyway

  190. DeReD says:

    What a kick by Dgea… wow

  191. MG says:

    In other news:

    Real Soceidad 2 – Bara 2 having being 2-0 up half time

    And Messi got a yellow card just before end of game for diving trying to win a penalty

    Apparently Soceidad played them off the park second half ;)

    Costas the protocol is in full flow :lol:

  192. aimanunited says:

    DDG really reminds me of VDS with that kick

  193. MG says:

    Well what can I say about United.

    What a team ;)

    :lol:

    Now for DDG to score and that would be the icing on the cake – and to think this time last year we were so depressed…

  194. redrider says:

    reo coker?? really??

  195. TonyBee says:

    Mg me old mucker ….how the fuck are you…

    19

  196. aimanunited says:

    fuck, is evans injured as well? he doesnt look too good…

  197. TonyBee says:

    this first touch passing is just fucking magical….

  198. Troy says:

    If we don’t win by six, i’m going to complain.

  199. Zelh says:

    evans with a limp.
    hope it’s not that serious.

    what a combination

  200. redrider says:

    no berba again… bummer.

  201. RedManWalking says:

    EGGNOG!

  202. aimanunited says:

    Ngog in and he’ll score five and won the game for bolton…

  203. RedManWalking says:

    Bolton passing the ball to De Gea to increase their no. of shots on goal. Idiots!

  204. slim says:

    Phil jones. What a player

  205. redrider says:

    hail the egg.

  206. Zelh says:

    cleverley says on his fb profile that he thinks his foot is broken.

  207. ryan7 says:

    roooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

  208. TonyBee says:

    hat-trick for Wazza …..

  209. RedManWalking says:

    Rooney Hattrick #2

  210. aimanunited says:

    fucking hell rooney… I support United but I’m pissing my pants!

  211. RedManWalking says:

    Dixie Dean beware! :-P

  212. Devil310 says:

    Fuck and there’s still 20minutes to play?

  213. TonyBee says:

    fucking hell Rooney to Chico….what a goal that would have neen

  214. Zelh says:

    jeeeeezz.

    we are ridiculous good.

  215. aimanunited says:

    rooney is rising to Messi and Ron level now… Godlike!

  216. Devil310 says:

    One word to define UNITED’s season so far….

    CLINICAL

  217. RedManWalking says:

    The White Pele is back!

  218. redrider says:

    no words.

  219. ryan7 says:

    @zelh let’s hope tc/facebook is wrong. I broke my 5th metatarsal and displaced it 5 mm back in january of this year, went on to be our teams leading goalscorer, and just now got the cortizone shot this thursday. laid out on the couch now, but certainly there’s no way to tell if he broke it without seeing a bone stick out. let’s hope and pray it’s just a sprain and a shit ton of precaution with that boot.

  220. Unitedyankee says:

    Wow-they look like they are still playing against MLS teams in the states. Bolton can barely touch the ball but no Barca comparisons

  221. slim says:

    Never been a gambling man but for goodness sake its madness not putting a couple of quid on Rooney or Hernandez getting on the score sheet. Absolute madness

  222. aimanunited says:

    keep shitting on bolton sheets lads!
    but please keep our own sheet clean…

  223. redrider says:

    at least now Wenger can console himself…

  224. RedManWalking says:

    Petrov was close! Maybe he will get one shot blocked on his 20th shot!

  225. TonyBee says:

    Petrov…fuck me you are shit you baldheaded cunt…..try a hair transplant you dipshit ….it works wonders….

  226. aimanunited says:

    i don’t recognize Tuncay, he looks like some mob boss now…

  227. RedManWalking says:

    I think De Gea might bring a mattress with him in the next match!

  228. AlphaRS says:

    Bolton play Barcelona over the PA system as United warmed up before this game.
    Classless cnuts are payin for it now…! Ha.

  229. ryan7 says:

    poor evra down and out too. wtf?!?!

  230. slim says:

    Fucking injuries are mounting. WTF

  231. redrider says:

    oh Fuck.

  232. Clint-iamyourpapii says:

    Special mentions has to to go out to Carrick & Nani who have been immense all game !

    The pass from carrick to Chico’s 2nd was sooooblime. ;)

  233. ryan7 says:

    they are saying he is ok, but he certainly looked done for

  234. RedManWalking says:

    Roman I-Am-A-Bitch pays Bolton to break as many United legs as possible! Bastards!

  235. redrider says:

    thank Fuck.

  236. ryan7 says:

    wow, while down 5-0, the announcer just said bolton were showing a real hunger for attacking and that they are certainly giving their fans value for the money…

  237. Troy says:

    if we don’t win by seven, i’m going to complain

  238. MG says:

    @Watson

    Stripping walls ceilings whatever down whilst listening to United

    ;)

    And in-between all that having time to post on the Republik

    :D

  239. redrider says:

    ryan7
    yes the lucky few behind our goal might actually get to take a ball home…

  240. RedManWalking says:

    United piss poor in the second half! I mean 2 goals? 2 fucking goals? Thats it? We got 3 in the first half! Whats happening to us??

  241. Samuel - united WE stand says:

    C’mon i’m really hoping cleverly will be okay, broken his foot? fucking hell you dirty cunt kevin davies.C’mon i’m really hoping cleverly will be okay, broken his foot? fucking hell you dirty cunt kevin davies.

  242. Devil310 says:

    @Papii…not taking anything away from Carrick, but I think that was more of a shot than a pass

  243. ryan7 says:

    even worse comment by the announcer after not knowing is a child with a mexican flag was a boy or a girl: “what is mexican for little little pea?”

  244. Samuel - united WE stand says:

    I hope sir alex keeps a lid on any complacency building despite this winning, we can’t get ahead of ourselves as it will a tough, long journey of a season. city are a threat, chelsea are very dangerous. arsenal, pool and spurs will try cause problems so its not a foregone conclusion at all, we have to continue this ruthless attitude in matches, some fantastic performances today though but we got chelsea next, won’t be easy.

  245. ryan7 says:

    i thought mexicans spoke spanish but maybe im wrong…

  246. RedManWalking says:

    I bet we would have got 6 if we had Sneijder :-P

  247. ryan7 says:

    owen coyle rockin the farmers tan!

  248. redrider says:

    thumbs up from the egg…

  249. parryheid says:

    Devastating without the need to be lethal.Great day at the office.

  250. Balaji Sivaraman says:

    To add to my points in the first half:

    * Anderson’s long range passing was also pretty fucking good. We’ve already seen his link up play with Tom in recent games but the way he picked out our wide men today with some passes was pretty telling. It definitely looks like Scholesy’s retirement has broken his shackles and he has become a complete mid-fielder. And he’s still only 23.

    * Ryan Giggs – what a substitute to bring on when you are 4-0 up. His pass to Nani for Rooney’s hat-trick goal was something else. The dude’s 38 man. What the fuck does he smoke everyday? Will somebody please tell me?

    * Troy, I wasn’t being diplomatic at all. You have to use softer words when a player was bad and you’re making him out to be good. But I was making an honest observation. Don’t put me in the same bracket as Carrick bashers. Carrick is a completely different player from Tom and that was what I highlighted.

    * De Gea’s passing is something out of this world. Not much has been made of it so far because everybody wants him to fail, but his long ball to release Hernandez which forced a mistake out of Jaaskeleinen was the best of the lot. He is gaining his complete confidence back and has another clean sheet to his name. The lad’s a keeper as someone pointed out the other day.

    * We’ve scored 47 goals in total including pre-season. If this was Barcelona, the world will be wanking at our every touch. Fuck them. The main thing I want from this season is for us to get our top goalscorer record back. We lost it Chelsea the season before last and I fucking want it back. Somebody should highlight that to Sir Alex if he doesn’t know already.

    What a fucking performance from the lads again! As I said, we’re in some form right now. AVB will be shitting his pants in preparation for next week.

  251. aimanunited says:

    If this continue, wayne boy will keep all the balls after the match…

  252. Saad says:

    I’m yet to find something that Phil Jones cannot do!

    “The boy’s a genius!”

  253. RedManWalking says:

    De Gea hands in transfer request.

    De Gea, 20, when asked the reason for this decision had to say this – “I like United. Big club with big history and traditions. But, I don’t get to see ball. It is always in front with strikers. If it comes to this side, Jones clears it. I don’t like standing simply.”

  254. Troy says:

    What, we only scored five. Not fucking good enough, this is relegation form. We have to spend 200million in the next transfer window.

  255. RedDevil4Lyfe says:

    Fuck this – even tho this is a great victory im gutted about cleverley. So pissed of that the fucking mother fucking bitch cunt shit scuking whore davies dint get sent off. i was hoping we raped Bolton and ripped them a new asshole for that and put 10 past them. but sadly dint happen.

    Hope clevs comes back soon

  256. RedManWalking says:

    @Balaji – Maybe its because he doesn’t smoke :D

  257. Clint-iamyourpapii says:

    I think it was a pass intended for anyone to throw themselves at which is why it was powerful and dragged.

    Great performance, De Gea was solid and made a monster save :D Townsend will be distraught he wont have anything to chuck at David after making bitchy comments according to you lot and Youtube clips.

    De Gea, Jones, Evra was stand out attackers :lol:

  258. Saad says:

    The Manchester Rule is still in effect:

    “Whatever City do, United can do better…and sexier!”

  259. Costas says:

    The Cleverley injury ruins it for me to a degree. There’s nothing worst than a youngster getting injured just when he’s getting his big break.

    I hope it’s not anything too serious. I read on twitter that he fears he might have broken his foot. Or to be exact, the thug broke it. Hopefully it’s an injury similar to Wayne’s at Munich and he’ll be back in 4-6 weeks.

  260. RedManWalking says:

    Cleverley says he might have broken his foot. More details after scan! Kevin Davies rot in hell!

  261. Sandeep1878 says:

    i have developed a habit of making a peg for each of our goal..

    OMG, if we keep scoring like this then very soon i will have more alcohol in my body than blood :P

    please can anybody update me on TOM AND EVANS?

    i hope they will be back soon..

    Welbeck’s injury hurt me, hope TOM wont be out, i want him against Benfica..

    SIR RYAN GIGGS…what a fucking ball to ROONEY…

    good to see the cunt steve McMahon praising our young lads after the game, fuck him anyway..
    UNITED

  262. Sandeep1878 says:

    @ Balaji…top post at 17:25…

    VALENCIA BERBA FLETCH yet to make a start or get game time..

    fucking crazy…

    PHIL JONES.. i dont think he is 19, impossible

    hope evra is okay,

    the last thing i want is defense ravaged with injuries like the 09 season..

  263. RedDevil4Lyfe says:

    Sandeep so far we just saw on twitter that Clevs said he thinks he broke his foot and will let us know after the scans are done.

    I wonder how many of us tweeted him

  264. Zibbie says:

    1878, weeks ago it was debated, he is 25.

  265. Collar of Cantona says:

    wazza and chicha were just ruthless! the new schoolboys! :D

  266. Troy says:

    Balaji
    … actually I am a Carrick basher, though I don’t go to lengths like those Gibson twitter bashers went to.

    Chelsea next. Damn, they must be shitting themselves

  267. Sandeep1878 says:

    @ RedDevil4Life…

    broken foot? its horrible if its true :( fuck it

    @ Zibbie..

    soon we will have to change that 25 :P

  268. The truth says:

    Just want to echo/ add to everything thats been said. That boy Jones is phenomenal, surprised with his dribbling and pace tbh. Great performance by the whole team. Evra was excellent going forward, he has been getting a lot of slack lately, but whenever the armband is on he seems to perform MUCH better than usual, which in itself is a scary thought. Rooney and Chico. Best partnership or what? Would have liked to see Chico get a hattrick as well, but not going to complain too much. 5 goals away from home is fantastic enough.

    Funny how Nani and Young are alternating in terms of their impact. Each game one of them manages to get all the assists etc. Today was Nanis day. He played exceptionally well. I was so impressed with his tracking back and natural dribbling ability. He is a born star. Just needs to improve his consistency.

    I was laughing when I looked at our bench and the players on the stands. They all have to try to beat this first lot to try and get games. At the moment, that seems like an impossible task. The competition for places this year is bloody intense. May the best 11 win. :)

    Only downside was Cleverely getting injured. That Davies scum doesnt know when to stop. The tackle was dangerous and totally uncalled for. He get away without a yellow card even, UGH. I do hope TC makes a quick recovery.

    Ohhh happy days. :)

    Roll on Benfica and those chavs.

    UNITED.

  269. Redslevin says:

    The new way to count 1,2,3,4, bolton, 6, 7, arsenal, 9, 10

  270. Sandeep1878 says:

    RedSlevin..

    damn funny that new way of counting..

    good one mate

  271. RedDevil4Lyfe says:

    don’t think Chelsea are really shitting themselves as much i wish they were. They have a solid strong team and they will certainly not fear this Utd side. The biggest test for our team will be against Chelsea and hopefully UTD will prevail!!

  272. Cyril Sneer says:

    If anyone wants some more post-match entertainment, here’s the latest adventure from Agent of Fergie:

    http://agentoffergie.blogspot.com/2011/09/origin-part-1.html

  273. Dave Mack says:

    RedManWalking …. Truth is DeGea had most saves in the league today …8! Two were outstanding and three others very good. He was constanly involved and his distribution was excellent.

    Not a complaint (cause this young side just looks to go forward all the time!) but will welcome Vida back to tighten things up at the back.

  274. RedManWalking says:

    @Dave Mack – Ya, stats wise, De Gea did make 8 saves. But, as I mentioned earlier, Bolton were just passing the ball to him to increase shots on goal at one point. No complaints against the lad. He made 2 class saves today I think and his distribution, like you said, was amazing. I was just taking piss out of the fact that the way United are playing now, De Gea almost has nothing to do. Our attack and defense are amazing! Great times ahead…

    Sad about Cleverley though. Hope the lad is alright.

  275. Champions 19 says:

    I think De Gea was brillsnt 2day plus young was very poor on 2day game played very well I also think Jones was good 2day jones ran back 2 defence all day and try 2 attack 2 great littlepea best player on the pitch was rooney plus will the utd boss bring on beroatov or he will go 2 a new club in Jan? And will the arseal boss still get the sack or quit?

  276. LexxythenigerianRed says:

    Glad for the win, a bit dissappointed for Cleverley. Hope he comes back stronger, Davies should be banned and let us give him hell when next he comes to O.T the donkey.

  277. Mancunian says:

    Fuck you kevin davis. someone should burn his house

  278. bruce thomas says:

    Can I just add that Kevin davies is a CUNT.

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