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Liverpool Boss A Fool To Try And Take Fergie On

Ahead of Liverpool’s vital Champions League clash at home to Chelsea, Rafael Benitez was getting too big for his boots. For whatever reason, the FSW took offence to Sir Alex Ferguson claiming that the winner of the Chelsea vs Liverpool game would be our biggest threat to the title, after this question was posed to him by the media. Rafa “five minute speech about Fergie at a press conference” Benitez claimed he only likes to concentrate on his own team, unlike the United manager, and reckoned it was because he was scared.

The next day his team gets played off the park at home by Chelsea, despite taking an early lead, and he’s made to look very foolish indeed.

Sam Allardyce is taking his relegation-fighters Blackburn to Anfield at the weekend, with the hope of coming away with something. Of course, it would certainly be helpful to our title campaign if Blackburn could pinch a couple of points off the scousers.

Allardyce has reiterated what we all know, that Benitez is foolish to try and take on Ferguson.

“Bolton always used to batter them at The Reebok but we were never capable of reproducing that form at Anfield,” said Allardyce. “But you can’t help him whinging and moaning, can you? He loves it. You’d be foolish taking on Sir Alex because he knows every trick in the book. I’ve managed to psyche out a few managers in my time but nobody has ever psyched me out. It’s great when a manager moans about the way my teams play, though. Irrespective of what label they might give me, if I can beat Liverpool, Chelsea, Manchester United home or away, then I am a major tactician and a very good manager. But you have to be to beat them because they can spend £200million to your £25m.”

Fat Sam doesn’t half like to blow his own trumpet!




 

13 Comments

  1. North Stand Tier 2 says:

    I can’t stand Allardyce, he’s such an arrogant tw*t!! But boy do we could really do with a result here…obviously!! He’s done it before with Bolton and Newcastle. With Gerrard out or at most running on one leg they have got a chance…

  2. FailsworthDevil says:

    If we put a big performance in a get a really clinical 3-0 against Sunderland this weekend, and hopefully Blackburn can keep the dippers to at least a draw… then you watch the pressure hit the FSW… i reckon you could see a real if not more better than a Keegan outburst…

    Plus the pressure is on the dippers anyway, as we know they are only a 2 horse team… with Romanian Haircut Flatfoot Cunt Gerrard… and FannyFreckleFace Torres… and i do believe that the Dippers are preparing for Gerrard to be out for a couple of weeks after requiring scans yesterday… and i reckon Torres will get some rough treatment this weekend…

    Oh my Oh my… watch the FSW crumble then… and that my friends is a “FACT”.

  3. FailsworthDevil says:

    My sentiments exactly North mate.

  4. Fergal Hunter says:

    …rafa took on whiskey nose fergie twice this season….and won 2-1 and 4-1…..

  5. costas says:

    This is the big one for me.Given the circumstances and the injuries,they will dispatch Arsenal in 10 days.But tomorrow it will be different.Gerrard possiblu out,Torres tired and just 60 hours after the defeat to Chelsea.A draw would be massive and just the boost the lads will need at the Stadium of LIght.

  6. FailsworthDevil says:

    I reckon its on mate… might go bookies… 1-1 for the dippers… and 3-0 for our boys…

  7. costas says:

    Better to have a whisky none that a FSW gut.

  8. costas says:

    “nose than” i meant above.

  9. Devilton says:

    This just in….

    “Everton Valley is closed due to severe flooding. Apparently a fucking big bubble burst in Anfield.”

    :D

  10. King Eric says:

    “Romanian Haircut Flatfoot Cunt Gerrard…” Ha Ha quality. I said exactly the same yesterday, I can see United winning 3-0 up there, exercising these demons then kick on for Porto and rest of season. Like you say if all goes our way tomorrow the FSW will combust!

  11. Jonny says:

    Allardyce is not a great tactician, a very boring tactician maybe. None of his teams have any style, and play a long ball hoof and run game that must get incredibly tedious for those home fans

  12. TonyBee says:

    As long as they hoof the transvestite into the crowd a few times…..and try and smudge his masacara, the lady boy shirtlifter anyone know if romanian haircut cunt (hahaha Failsworth) is playing…or has his tights been laddered

  13. King Eric says:

    TonyBee – He is in the squad, but not guaranteed to play. Apparantley the dippers “may need to nurse him through the remainder of the season”. Overated cunt.

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