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Liverpool’s Torres Dreams Of United Goal

As the weeks starting running out last season, the chance of a Manchester United vs Liverpool European Cup final were looking stronger and stronger. Both teams progressed through the rounds, when a semi-final meeting between United and Barcelona, as well as Liverpool and Chelsea, was drawn.

Once United beat Barcelona, we knew it was going to be an all English final, but who was to be our opposition? Our title rivals, Chelsea? Or our hated enemy, Liverpool? Whilst both would have made a tasty clash, I was hoping for the rentboys.

Firstly, because they had endured a season similar to ours, competing for both the title and Champions League, meaning fatigue was as much a problem for them as it was for us. Liverpool, in contrast, dropped out of the title race by the turn of the year, and could afford to rest their players in anticipation of the final. With the race tight at the top, United couldn’t afford to rest their best players, as we would risk losing out on the title.

Secondly, whilst beating Liverpool in the European Cup final would be so sweet, losing against them would be utter misery. I can’t really imagine how you could get over something like that. Everybody would be talking about it for years. We can sing about our successes, whether it’s their five times or out Treble, but them beating us in the Champions League final would be the ultimate trump card, and I wouldn’t be able to stand it.

Fernando Torres has today spoken out about his dream to face United in the final, and score against us, something he’s yet to manage. In fact, he hasn’t had a sniff at goal in both games he’s played against United.

“We all want to score against our big rivals,” said Torres. “I’ll have another chance at Old Trafford this season … or maybe in the Champions League final.”




 

107 Comments

  1. Mic says:

    Dream on Torres, like he’ll score at OT, he’s always quiet on away days, makes such little impact but then a moment of brilliance from a team mate, he’ll contribute a shot or a goal, i’d rather have someone who brings more to the team rather than being quiet all game and maybe having a chance. Must be gutting to score 33 goals on your debut season and watch your team fall a long way away from a trophy. Didn’t even make a runners up medal.

  2. FAILSWORTHDEVIL says:

    (vidic+ferdinand)=torres/backpocket

    Scousers are in cloud cuckoo land..

  3. Shiraz says:

    Who needs Torres anyway, when you have gems like Wes Brown !!!!!!!!

  4. mkalota says:

    He scored five goals this season and all five were away, so i would not be so surprise if he scored against Man Utd at Old Traford.

  5. TK 99 says:

    Dream on son…

  6. Colie says:

    Vidic + Ferdinad = No shins for torres as he gets kicked around the pitch, and Mic, quiet on away days, all his goals this season are away from anfield, and you would rather have someone who brings more to the team, oh you must mean Berbatov right, because he is all action as is ronaldo as is nani, a bleedin team of selfers hence the thumping at anfield.

  7. FAILSWORTHDEVIL says:

    Thumping at Anfield? You Prick !!

    Got us on a bad day.. hands up… but you had scallies had to raise your game to beat us on a below par day… What does that tell ya ??

    Scouse = shite

  8. North Stand,Tier 3,Back Row says:

    Eh Colie… (I’ll have to assume that you are actually a dog, like the TV legend that is Lassie, the collie – any relation??? although this makes you a dog that can write – quite impressive and rare. Or maybe just a scouser that can write??? more impressive and even rarer).
    Torres shat himself last year against Rio and Vidic (home and away), as he shat himself when the going got tough in the Champs League semis away at Chelsea last year.
    Talking about ‘selfers’, how is Stevie Me keeping these days???
    The best part of all is that ye build up yerselves this time every year, and the fall back to reality gets harder when ye realise that ye are just as shit as the last 18 years. Your club, your team, and especially your muppet fans make me laugh – so thanks for that.
    Best of luck keeping Hull out of the fourth Champions League place…

  9. Stephen says:

    Colie, how the mighty have fallen, if you call 2.1 a thumping with an own goal, and a defensive mix up as another goal, a thumping then I feel sorry for you.

  10. FAILSWORTHDEVIL says:

    <———Pissin my pants at North Stand…. quality comments mate, keep them coming….

    Lassie was on telly about the same time as when the dippers last won the league wasnt it lol??

  11. Colie says:

    North stand who is building anything up, stating facts thats all, if you can’t agree that ferdinand and vidic kicked lumps out of torres last time then there’s no point in havin any sort of conversation on the matter, I wouldn’t consider that style of play to be in the ranks of back pocket. And stephen you can try and paper over the cracks with scorelines and how goals were scored at the end of the day you were played off the pitch, just like last year at anfield only that time you got a shade lucky to say the least.

  12. Stephen says:

    Colie, why were we lucky?

  13. Mila says:

    Personally I used to adore him. He was on my wishlist for United for 3 years. I was hugely disapointed to see him wear the You never walk alone band and sign for the dippers.

    I still think he is one of the best strikers in the world, if not the best at the moment and he is so young that he can only go higher. He has the right attitude for the game, fans, club, himself (CR7 – take some note on being humble, man).

    But Rio and Vida still owned his ass at Liverpool games :)

  14. North Stand,Tier 3,Back Row says:

    You’re right Colie, I cant agree with you so theres no point having any sort of conversation on the matter – so piss off…
    Failsworthdevil, I like the way you’re thinking, but you’re way out, Lassie couldnt of been on TV back then, cause they didnt have TVs back then. I think it might of been a weekly broadcast on the wireless though, so my Nan tells me anyway…

  15. Colie says:

    No one still willing to admit at the kicking lumps out of him tactics by rio and vidic, no surprise there. And stephen lucky??? played off the pitch, a typical utd smash and grab, not in the game at all and Reina spilled the ball and one batty boy o’shea gets lucky with the ball falling at this feet.

  16. Stephen says:

    Wouldn’t you say Carragher and Skrtel adot the same policy?

  17. Colie says:

    Nowhere near to same extent, even Andy Gray (I love the mancs more than the toffees) went as far as to say it was a disgrace the attention torres was getting from utd, I must of missed the drama over carragher and skrtel, oh that’s right there wasn’t any. I suppose you got an answer for everything Stephen, afraid just to admit it, can not one of you admit the truth. And you wonder why so many fans hate discussing football with a manc, because there’s no point if this is the way they carry on.

  18. Triggerguard says:

    In relation to the actual article, I’d say I felt a similar way in that playing you Manc’s would have been a great game but a defeat would have been disastrous for years to come!

    Think someone had a dig at Stevie Gerrard in there, not sure if you watch any football mate but if you did you’d know full well that Gerrard is one of the most inspiring players in the Premier League. This from a defensive, attacking, aerial, set piece, leadership and passion stand point. I’d say that in terms of passing then Scholes is probably better, Fat Lampard may be a better proposition for goal threat and Essien may be better defensively – but Gerrard is able to operate better than most others in ALL of these departments making him such a great player. Other than that I suppose he’s sh*te ; )

    In relation to the points made about Torres, he is undoubtedly awesome. He scored 33 goals in his debut season and looks like he is ready to have a go at beating that this season (scoring many away from home in the process). Not to mention that he scored in the Final of the Euro Championships. At OT last year he didn’t have a great game, as he was playing up front on his own and we’d played a negative formation so he had very little support. In fairness the team played poorly and weren’t helped when Masch got sent off. This season we outplayed you, and came from behind to do so. I think that in itself shows we look a more serious title challenger this season. Should be fun!

  19. Stephen says:

    Er I think you are gettting over excited, I was asking a question, it is a tactic when you play against a quick forward to get stuck into them, it has always been there, obviously Torres doesn’t like it and goes missing against us.

  20. North Stand,Tier 3,Back Row says:

    Colie, you moaning bitch, dont come on here crying and whimpering and complaining about this and that. We’re bias towards United, you’re bias towards your shower of shites, thats the way it is. Just grow a set of balls and piss off…

  21. Colie says:

    Where have seen any bias on my behalf, I am willing to agree that utd have been the best side in England for the last twenty years, but the fact of the matter is 1) I am not actually a Liverpool fan and 2) I can’t stand the way utd fans talk such absoulte sh1te and can’t even admit to something when the whole world are pointing out the obvious to them, a bit like Ronaldos diving. Stephen dealing with quick players you get stuck in to them, fair enough and torres doesn’t have a problem with it, but when it’s just blatant kicking then that’s just dirty play. Did you ever hear of the way the portugese used the exact same tactics on Pele in 66, probably not, but it brought shame on the game, a bit like your defenders against torres.

  22. Stephen says:

    If it was so blatant then why wern’t both players sent off? Don’t tell me the referee was bias? Ronaldo dives Torres also dives, its part of football, so is getting stuck into a good player, Ronaldo gets kicked week in week out you don’t hear us mythering on about it.

  23. Oooodz says:

    Colie, your defenders aren’t so innocent can’t believe that Skrtel got away with that Bruce Lee style Karate kick the other day against shitty.

    That was a fuckin high boot.

  24. Colie says:

    Ronaldo gets kicked, just like fat frank did to him, oh thats right again, he didn’t go near him and the little diving scumbag took a fall, how Mike Riley (another utd lover) gave the free to utd is beyond me. The reason they didn’t get sent off, you would have to ask the ref that, thats why Andy Gray spent most of the after match highlighting it.

  25. Stephen says:

    Colie, you are embarrassing yourself now.

  26. Colie says:

    Really, the lack of admission from yourself is whats embarrasing stephen, the article was written about torres not getting a sniff against utd, I have only pointed out the reason for that, as Andy gray has done also with video evidence, but that probably isn’t good enough for you, same as I suppose Pedro mendes shot never crossed the line at old trafford either. YOur still adamant I suppose then that torres wasn’t lumped out of it, rather than vidic and ferdinand using their own abilities to defend against him.

  27. North Stand,Tier 3,Back Row says:

    Colie, its becoming clear that if you are not a scouser (as you say yourself), you’re just another sad twat – otherwise known as an ABU. You’re on the wrong site though, if you want to share your conspiracies and extend your United hate campaign then just google ‘unemployed thieving scouser muppets living in hope’, and that’ll bring you straight to the official Liverpool FC website, where you can share your ideas with other sad twats.
    Or have you grown those balls I mentioned before??? I know most ABUs have some other club they ‘like to watch’, so who is it Coleen???

  28. Gapi says:

    Not a Liverpool fan? Yeah right. Torres wasn’t kicked out of the game, where do you get that bullshit. He didn’t get a sniff at goal because the best defender in the world kept him quiet throughout the game.

    Ronaldo dives? Yeah, he does. Most proper United fans will admit it but don’t forget Torres and especially Gerrard! It’s also funny how you remember games. We got lucky last year and the year before that while you “outplayed” (I’m still laughing at that) us this season.

  29. Stephen says:

    I have said we got stuck into him, what do you want us all to do apologise for all the decisions we have had go for us? Will you apologise for the decisions we have had against us?
    You obviously have a chip on your shoulder, or live in some ideal world where nobody fouls and United never win. Thankfully we don’t live in that world.
    Torres obviously can’t take the physical nature of English football and he will join that other lightweight Reyes back in Spain.

  30. Colie says:

    Gapi why then did Andy gray spend half an hour after the match discussing that point, just for the fun of it, and North Stand(call yourself after a piece of construction, a real f*ckin genius) your use of the english language leads me to believe your really really smart, did I see you on university challenge last night, I am sure I recognise those words. And so far every utd fan on this site has lived up to expectation by not one of admitting to the beautiful tactics used by vidic and ferdinand (the drugs cheat). Keep living in your own little dream world their lads, beaten by the scousers already in the season, I would consider myself an abu, but this mainly due to the fans who as already stated can’t see the nose on their faces.

  31. Stephen says:

    Ah Colie jealous of our success are you? never mind.

  32. Stephen says:

    Its funny that you want us to admit we kicked Torres, buy you can’t admit that Ronaldo gets kicked every week, you are living up to the expectations of a typical ABU.

  33. Kings says:

    Fuck off Torres.

  34. Colie says:

    Ronaldo does get kicked every week, big time, not disagreeing one bit their stephen, but who out of all the players in the premiership is the WORST for diving, take one guess, maybe a stab in the dark, I think a vote on that would be quite conclusive, and the fact you think of it as part of the modern day game shows the type of fan you are, if gerrard dived which he has done and torres, I would still be disgusted by it, and you have some absolute pearlers in the background as well for it, Rooney got suspended due to his diving, Anderson, Mr. roll around twenty times on the ground just to make sure the ref gives a free. Divers are virus of todays game and is disgraceful to see, but when torres gets absolute lumps taken out of him and you can’t admit it, means talking football with you is obviously fruitless.

  35. FAILSWORTHDEVIL says:

    Colie… is there no wheel trims on the cars left outside to nick or sommat… or are ya at the local jobcentre pissing about on the internet rather than looking at jobs ya scally dipper…

    What dya call a dipper in a white shell suit?? – The bride

    What dya call a dipper in a suit?? Guilty

    What dya call a dipper in a semi detached house ?? Burglar

    What dya call a dipper with a job ?? A fuckin liar

    Colie, didnt i see you on BBC1 Benefit Scams programme… oh yeh thats right… your the one who was claiming disability allowance for your hamster thats only got 3 legs… thats why u dippers dont work…

    Do yaself a favour Colie and Molie whoever you are… “Sign on Sign on, with a pen in your hand… coz youuuuu’ll never get a job… youuuuu’ll never a get a job”…

    Scouse scally twats……….even Liverpool Council have got the bug, thinking that that your some kind of cosmopolitan city coz you got a few Spanish people involved…

    FFS… have you seen Stanley Park?? Even the Rottweilers walk round in pairs round that park… and the Grannies carry CS gas in the bags..

    Dippers, why dont you go and try this website.. .might be useful, but will probably burn your fingers if you try this link as i believe this is a Satanic website for you lot…

    http://www.jobcentreplus.gov.uk/ -

    Now fuck off and let us United fans carry on deliberating about just what fuckin scally muppets you lot really are..

    Cheers

  36. Stephen says:

    So you are a Liverpool fan, “if gerrard dived which he has done and torres, I would still be disgusted by it”.
    Every club has divers, get a grip!! you are so bitter you can’t see above your own blinkered view.
    What do you the type of fan that I am? what admit diving is in football!! What you think its only United players that dive?, give me strength.

  37. Colie says:

    What do you call an educated man utd fan? Oops therin lies the problem, there are none.

  38. Colie says:

    Can you read stephen, you accepted diving as been part of the modern game, it will only be accepted if people like you carry on believing it to be acceptable. I am not denying other players dive, absolutely, but Ronaldos dive at chelsea, just shows how big a diver he is, lampard was about five yards away from him when he dived.

  39. Gapi says:

    api why then did Andy gray spend half an hour after the match discussing that point, just for the fun of it,

    That I honestly don’t know because I’m not from England and we have our own commentators. I’d love to see the video of him doing it though.

    and North Stand(call yourself after a piece of construction, a real f*ckin genius)

    What the fuck does that have to do with ANYTHING in this article?

    your use of the english language leads me to believe your really really smart, did I see you on university challenge last night, I am sure I recognise those words.

    English is not my first language but I think I can speak it very well. You should really learn how to insult someone.

    And so far every utd fan on this site has lived up to expectation by not one of admitting to the beautiful tactics used by vidic and ferdinand (the drugs cheat).

    We simply disagree with you, we might be biased (I try not to be) but so are you. Vidic and Ferdinand are the best defensive pairing in the world. They kept your best striker quiet, get over it, seriously. Also calling Rio a drugs cheat shows how much you know.

    Keep living in your own little dream world their lads, beaten by the scousers already in the season

    Oh the irony! Our little dream world? We’re the PL / CL Champions! If someone’s living in a dream world it’s you scousers. Yep, it’s your year… again…

  40. Stephen says:

    How about Gerrards three dives against Blackburn last year?
    Do you go after Drogba or Robben when he played in England? who were on a par with Ronaldo, probably not because they didn’t play for United.
    To say I accept it is part of the game is one thing, to say I find it acceptable is another. I don’t find it acceptable, but is in the game and won’t be iradicated unless straight reds are brandished for offenders.

  41. North Stand,Tier 3,Back Row says:

    Well spotted Stephen, so he is a scouse rat – and one thats in denial??? OOOhhh thats low, you’re scouse mates wouldnt like to see that. To be fair though, I can understand why this twat would deny any affiliation with El Scouserinos… sure its like admitting you’ve a criminal record for buggering your sister or something – very embarressing, and down right wrong.
    Colie, you just went up a notch in my book, and in the immortal words of Mr Huggy Bear, that puts you at notch one.
    Hold on a second there Colie, is there any chance this is a simple cry for help??? A scouser rat on a United Blog denying his scouser roots, and looking for a bit of fair play??? Your obvious jealousy and bitterness are classic symptoms of a want away Scouser, looking for a new home, somewhere to see the European champions play perhaps???
    I for one would welcome you to the North Stand, Tier 3, but only if i get to be the one to throw you off it???

  42. TinManUnited says:

    Look, Mr. Colieson. This is a United site. Plain as. We’ll never admit to anything any outsider has to say that is in anyway negative towards anything affiliated with United. Forgive me if those words are a bit of a confusion for you, but FUCK OFF back to scouseland.

  43. FAILSWORTHDEVIL says:

    Hey !! Thats enough now… if it wasnt for your fuckin stupid gormless grey matter free scouse scally dipper twats we wouldnt have been banned from europe for so fuckin long…

    it was you lot that go us banned… you lot why our game didnt develop for years….

    For fucks sake… wanna go on about players conduct…. what about Fatty Fowler snorting the line on the pitch?? Very good public image for kids…

    Wasnt it your ex GK… that got caught match fixing…. very good public image for the traditions of the games…

    Wasnt it an ex liverpool player that got done for disablity fraud coz his knees had gone, yet was caught taking a penalty in the pre match entertainment in the fa cup final Utd v Dippers (the one which eric scored the winner)… “did you play us off the park that day as well”?? Fuck off.

    People in glass house…. yeh you know the saying…

    Fuckin dippers… are dippy, and the robbed an ice cream man all for a Mr Whippy.
    You got benitez, coz u was refused by man called Marcello Lippi, your current board remind me of bungle george and zippy, and with your so called cosmopolitan city, then next thing we know you will be buying a spanish new age hippy/

    and then you wonder why nobody likes ya …

    Get to fuck, go rob a few bricks and help ya owners afford a new stadium, ya scally scouse scrounging thick as fuck dumb arse twats.

    Fuckin Scally dimwits

  44. Triggerguard says:

    I see no one bothered to respond to my comment earlier where I actually tried to trigger some football discussion @12.25 rather than petty arguing about divers etc.

    All I will say now is that you can have your Berbatov, I’m much happier having Torres. He’s a more formidable prospect than any of your strikers IN MY OPINION! You can have your own opinion, but you’ll have to accept that your always wrong manc’s ; )

  45. Stephen says:

    FAILSWORTHDEVIL, that sums it up for me mate!

  46. Stephen says:

    Triggerguard, Berbs suits us as we ball the ball to feet, Torres suits you as you like the ball over the top, simple.

  47. FAILSWORTHDEVIL says:

    Yeh Torres is good, but what has he won?? Swee Fa, and will carry on like that while he plays for the dippers…

    Its all about winning the trophies… sommat you dippers aint really accustomed to in the last 20 years aint that right??

  48. FAILSWORTHDEVIL says:

    Well its true Stephen mate… these dippers think they are sommat special and they clearly aint…

    The got a manager that think Rotational Policy is a new fomation, They got Mascherano that thinks a referee is an anger management councillor…and then they got Jamie Carragher who bigs himself up as sommat important.. “When im manager of liverpool i hope Ferguson is manager to i can knock him off his pedestal”… who the fuck says that he is management material? This is a guy that turns his back on his country when he had to fight for his place…

    The only thing good for dippers is jeremy kyle, as we watch the dippers on that and realise just how lucky we are…

    After all… dippers are a scurge to society…

  49. Stephen says:

    Caaarrrrahhh, is a media darling, no ability, all he talks about is United, he is Scouse, and won’t play for England because Terry, Rio and Woodgate are better than him, sums him up, twat donkey.

  50. North Stand,Tier 3,Back Row says:

    Aahhh lads, all that nasty talk has scared poor auld Colie away – I really think he was looking for some help, or maybe just a shoulder to cry on.
    I miss him / it already, he was my favourite half man half dog thingy that Ive ever came across. Colie, if you’re still out there…I LOVE YOU MAN, COME BACK!!!
    Well said though Failsworthdevil and Stephan, we dont need twats like that spewing up that shite on here, what if a child wandered into this blog, and read some of that stuff that the scoushites were saying??? It’d scar that child for life…

  51. Stephen says:

    He was embarassed of being a scouser, bless him, and he would have gotten away with it it wasn’t for those peskey Mancs!

  52. bossdem says:

    andy gray-
    the guys the biggest anti manc commentator on tv. hes a fuckin joker, cant stand the prick

  53. Triggerguard says:

    Incorrect FAILSWORTHDEVIL, Torres has infact won the European Chanpionship scoring the winning goal in the process. Aswell as reaching a European Cup in his first season whilst being the top scorer. A very good start to your career in a new country I’d say, much better then Ronaldo’s, do you agree? I have no doubt that he will win many trophies with Liverpool. Who infact have won a number of trophies over the last 20 years.

    We haven’t been as successful as you Manc’s but we have been pretty successful all the same. I’m not saying we’re going to win the league this season, but we have the squad to challenge closer and I fully expect us to. When teams can come from behind against there biggest rivals and then also come from two goals down to City at their place you know they have a bit of fight. You lot know we can challenge closer this season, I know a few Manc ST holders and they are constantly giving it about us – reason is because they know we’ll be there or there abouts same reason we kick off about you knob-sh*tes all the time!

  54. FAILSWORTHDEVIL says:

    European final at club level?? When??

    Wasnt last season… Torres’ first season… coz i dont recall the dippers being in last season Champs League final.. do you??

    As for the Euro Championships that was national level and not club level, so stop trying to detour the subject…

    Yes he was successful last season, but not at Dipperland FC…

    HA HAHAHAHAHA im laffin my nads off now… you quoted “One of our biggest rivals… and Citeh” in the same sentence….

    That sums it all up for me lol… United are Tier 1… Dippers are Tier 2.

    We are challenging for the league… dippers are challenging for a champs league place..

    Yeh you will be there or there abouts… 4th 5th or 6th there abouts… yeh i agree with that lol hahahahha

  55. FAILSWORTHDEVIL says:

    North i love your humour mate… carry on… its all good bud

    Stephen… i like your way of getting straight to the point mate… carry on… its all good bud..

    Dippers…. i like your way of digging holes for yourselves… its good for our entertainment…… carry on dip shits

  56. Gabriel says:

    lol FAILSWORTHDEVIL!!! these dippers do really love a good bashing, eh? They come on here and just give us ammunition… I respect Torres and tbh, he was on my wish list but he chose the enemy!! It will be interesting to see how he and the scousers fare this season; will they be able to cope with the demands of sustaining a title challenge on all fronts as opposed to their usual ‘one competition a season’ challenge. I don’t think so.. challenging for the FA cup, Carling Cup, CL, PL all at the same time ain’t easy and I think they’ll crumble.

  57. Triggerguard says:

    Missed out the semi part in that sentance lad. I’d doubt you’d come from 2 down to City at their place would you – and what’s wrong with quoting one of our biggest rivals and then city meaning seperate teams in the same sentance. Try reading before blasting off you illiterate cunt!. Your obviously biased but I find it hilarious how you don’t take peoples points and realise them. Again just reinforces my feeling that your worried about us this season. Can’t wait for OT next year, we’ll be banging right on the door for the title and you know it!

  58. Stephen says:

    Triggerguard were you alive the last time you won the league?

  59. Triggerguard says:

    Gabriel seems to be the only one who can talk without sh*te dribbling out. Fair point you make in that we have struggled to compete in all competitions, but I’d say we have more strength in depth this season. We have lacked that strength in depth and it has cost us in recent years.

  60. FAILSWORTHDEVIL says:

    Gabriel… have you read what these dippers are putting…

    The lack of time that it took “triggerhappydipper” to reply, must mean that i am realy getting on his scally nerves now… lol…

    Listed the dippers rivals this season are Tier 2 teams challenging for champs league spot…. :

    Dippers
    Everton
    Citeh
    VIlla
    and HULL hahahahaha

    United are Tier 1…challenging for the title.

    United
    Chelski
    Arse(nal)

    You aint in the same breath as United…so why would i even be the slightest bit concerned…

    You beat us once at the happy clappers congregation (Anfield), and you assume that you are up for the league title… ermmmmmmm… ok permed curly mop… dont get ya moustache in a twist…

    I tell ya you dippers are that good at making bollox up, that you actually believe it yaself…. prob why ya so good in court when your up for scally charges..

  61. North Stand,Tier 3,Back Row says:

    Aaahhh sweet jaysus Triggerguard, are you still here???
    I know the internet must be a lonely place when you’re a scouser, cause none of yer mates can read or write (although, thanks to therepublikofmancunia.com you’ve now found Colie, a scouse dog that CAN read and write, so go throw him a bone or something), but you shouldnt be hanging round here either.
    OK ok ok, you got me, you’re right and we’re all wrong. I was trying to spoof ya, but you saw straight through my lies, ya smart fucker ya…. Torres is the best striker in the world bar none, and he will again set fire to Uniteds defence this time around, sure Vidic had a chainsaw on the pitch the last day hacking lumps out of him (ask Andy Gray), and Rio was taking pot shots at him with his potato gun.
    Gerrard has no equals, and Rafa is a genius, like Stephan Hawkins without the wheelchair. Ronaldo dives, its all he does – sure doesnt he have a silver medal from the Beijing Olympics for his flawless triple sommersault back flip (that sneaky Chinese chap got gold, but he must of been on drugs). Your wise words have broadened my mind.
    Now, piss off…

  62. Triggerguard says:

    Love it! I just enjoy winding manc’s up! It’s got to be one of my favourite past times! I don’t really like you or anything you stand for! I feel I have succeeded in my aims and also feel I have proved my point as to the fact your worried about us knocking on the door this season.

    Cheers chaps you’ve lightened up my afternoon at work, I now have to go home to my massive and expensive house and get ready for football training as I do actually have a tendancy to play and not just spout crap on the internet all day. Once again thanks for being your usual endearing selves!

  63. Scott the Red says:

    Triggerguard – One of your favourite things to do is visit United websites and wind up Mancs? Christ, you sad bastard.

    Thanks for lightening my day. Just when I think maybe it’s time I got a new hobby or something, I hear something like that and it makes me realise that I’m probably doing alright with life.

    What kind of fucking sad act cites winding up opposition fans over the internet as one of their favourite past times? Fuck me.

  64. Stephen says:

    Your massive expensive house? is that what you call a dustbin these days.

  65. Colie says:

    Guess who’s back scumbuckets, sorry working away there boys for a few hours, you’re probably not aware of the working enviornment as you seem to be sitting at your computers at home while your mammy cooks your lunch and does your ironing for you, while wiping the dribble from faces every few hours. Ps. You know that CL trophy you won in 99 as part of your famous treble, if you ever want to see it again call down to Anfield. It’s in the trophy room there, permanently.

  66. Stephen says:

    Colie the Scouser is back! You can’t even admit what club you support so you have no voice on this site, goodbye.

  67. Gapi says:

    Are you ashamed of supporting your club?

  68. suhayl says:

    Triggerguard…seriously. C’mon verbals aside. You dippers are in a false position…yes you may be 2nd…yes youve had your best start since before the war or whatever. But c’mon realistically a team that hasnt even come close to touching us in the league for 20 years a real threat to us????
    NOOOOO lad

    Yes you may have got a tad stronger…YES you may close gap a little bit….thats way things work. But however after watching you v boro., sunderland, leige, villa, stoke and even city. You were poor….all of those games were daylight robberies and smash and grabs. And if you say summat to the contrary….you are a liar.

    Boro hammered you. Sunderland had you. Liege humiliated you. Villa outplayed you. Stoke hustled you.

    And the teams you have won this season

    Marseille = decent1st half….2nd half you once again scraped through luckily like above games.

    UTD = you createsd nowt…no clear cut openings..yes you pressed and tackled and played at a decent tempo. But it took 2 xmas gifts + the worst utd performance for 5 years for you to scrape past us.

    Everton = Even newc battered them…need i say more

    Shitty = sending off changed game…blimey you were playing with 10 men

    So dont get all carried away. MAN for MAN chelsea and us have the best 11′s and the strongest squads. And they will be our main rivals again…mark my words….you’re still off the pace lad.

    And dont get ahead of yourself…even with our shit start…win our game in hand and we’ll only be 3 points behind. And remember nothings handed out in oct.

    Seriously most of the dippers 2nd and 3rd generation havent seen a title race and win. Hence you’re becoming a bit deluded about it. Calm down, i know you must feel like a kid in a sweet shop at present…lol

    But when the shopkeeper eventually hands those sweeties out in may. You’ll again find like the past 2 decades. That the shops closed…

    Deluded..

    And yes c u in may,

    Believe me when i say this…chelsea worry us to an extent. Dippers??? for crying out loud…im more worried about hull

  69. suhayl says:

    And colie…???? Vida and rio kicked buckets out of torres. I think u may be suffering a bout of amnesia. But it was torres who tried to barge into rio…and fell over…no body strength and again he came barging his chest in rios face. Whilst rio swatted him like a fly.

    LOOK muppet…torres is class….no doubt a top striker. But what you said about being kicked etc…im sorry thats just the comments from a deluded twisted sick individual.

    I mean we had one of the best disciplinary records in the prem last season along with the best defensive record in the prem + clge. We attained that by kicking everyone every week.

    Deluded.

    Stop your immature comments and if you want a proper discussion…stop fuckin makin innane comments

  70. suhayl says:

    And please dont resort to vitriol. Cos believe me you dont want to get me started.

    Decent convo…banter all ok. Stupid comments dissing utd and our fans on OUR site???? that aint on

  71. Colie says:

    More worried about Hull, you see there is a sensible fan. Hey remember October 1992, I am sure people were laughing at athe thought of utd winning a league title, I honestly hope you keep it up scumholes, with the whole you’ll never threaten our title, because it will make it all the sweeter, Sunhayl you’re right about the displays from liverpool, pretty standard so far, but you know they can go up a few gears, hence everyone taking notice of their start, also statistically after chrimbo liverpool have always under benitez had a better points total than any other team in the premiership, so if the pool are still in touch at the christmas period, you can bank on fergie and scolari needin a new pair of shorts for the new year.

  72. Colie says:

    Innane comments ?????? See the hull comment you dribblin chair hugger.

  73. Colie says:

    Torres barging in rio, was that before or after he nearly need a double leg amputation.

  74. Stephen says:

    Colie, you should tell your friends that you were too embarassed to admit who you support, that is not the mark of a true fan.

  75. Gabriel says:

    yeah colie, who do you support?

  76. Colie says:

    Kettering Town

  77. suhayl says:

    hull comments was the truth…thats how i seriously feel…lo. Not lying there colie. I SERIOUSLY hand on heart….bible, quran whatever NOT in the least bit worried about the dips. Seriously.

    YES you may have improved…yes gerrard and carra and torres are world class. But c’mon i ask you again nicely lol….you still seriously think you have better teams and better squads thatn us or chelsea. And you really think you have bridged the gap enough to beat us to the title. Remember anybody can beat anybody in a off game or over a hort format.

    blimey even schumacher was beaten in some races…so was ali j some rounds…so has tiger….phil taylor..etc etc etc

    But over a period of longevity eg 38 games…Class inevitably rises to the top. And that you deluded muppet is the truth. Come back and see me may.

    Scolari world cup winner. SAF the most successful manager in english football history need new pair of shorts??? lol lol

    You funny twat. Not going to even ridicule myself to go to that level.

    And please…stop making spurious unsubstantiated comments….dribbling chair hugger??? I mean i could just jump a conclusion and say…your mums a whore. Would you like that if i made such a unwarranted comment???

    Lets stick to football…the facts and the truth. not flying insults. lol

    And i seriously as i keep telling you….pool do not worry us 1 bit. Seriously

    See you in may…lol

  78. suhayl says:

    Lads just leave it…leave this sad twat alone. He could make proper football convo and banter around truths and facts. So he resorted to unwarranted lies and jabs and remarks and insults.

    ‘ double leg amputation”?
    ” chair huggers”?

    etc etc

    The muppets just making a laughing stock of himself…with childish remarks. School probs just finished hence got nowt better to do.

    Well keep at it colie…

  79. Stephen says:

    I believe you Scouse boy.

  80. suhayl says:

    Good luck to your kettering town

    Well done for your lies and insults and spurious vitriol

    And lastly

    1. utd
    2. chelsea
    3. arsenal
    4. dips

    Post this send it to your inbox or print it….and i want you here back in may…so i can ram it down your throat.

    Bye bye lassie

  81. Colie says:

    My ma is a whore, who do you think is pimping, at least my ma can attract clients, yours can’t even give it away. So scolari, and wenger make comments that they would see liverpool as a threat to the Premier league title but some little sad gimp from London who claims to be a utd fan but probably hasn’t been anywhere old trafford through out his whole existence knows more than these two world renowned managers. You forgot to add in Benitez more league titles than scolari, more european cups at league level than scolari and wenger and over the past seven years in management has the best record in europe bar none, but thats nothing to worry about, Ps, give us you’re address and I will personally arrive on your doorstep in may with a lovely barbershop quartet singing YNWA.

  82. Stephen says:

    Colie, you are obviously not very bright, but that snot your fault, you lied to us all about not being a Liverpool fan, and I don’t blame you, I wouldn’t want to associated with such an area.
    Liverpool have no backbone, Benitez will fall out again with the owners go on to manage either Barca, or more likely Real and take Torres back with him, and Liverpool fans, like you will say in the year 2012 this will be our year and in Sammy we trust, fat scouse clown.

  83. Gapi says:

    Oh my god he’s still at it…

  84. suhayl says:

    lol…read properly and stop calling your mum a whore..i never said that.lol

    class

    lol

    PS. OT season ticket holder 21 years.

    Address…101 azalea road…fallowfields..manchester

  85. suhayl says:

    Sad little gimp?
    chair huggers?
    london fans?
    2 managers?
    Safs shorts?
    His mums a whore?

    This child is really deluded….not only has he started making comments on his own mum…miss colie has suddenly become a clairevoyant. lol lol lol

    Print this…send it to your inbox….and come see me in may ok lassie???

    1. utd
    2. chelsea
    3. arsenal
    4. kettering town..oh sorry dips.

    bye bye you kusra..hijra…madar chod…kumbakaht..iblis…randa…panda..lol

  86. suhayl says:

    PS. fetch..woof woof….fetch doggie..fetch…..

    fetch that stick and bring it to the reigning CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND AND EUROPE…fetch lassie

    sala sala sala KUTHA….now lick your balls…lick em..lol
    lol

    the fun i get with dips…lol

  87. suhayl says:

    fuckin boring day at the office brightened by this dog…30 lads having a great laugh now….lol

    thanks dog…oh sorry col

    lol

  88. Sam says:

    like collie quoting andy gray. nice to hear he was at the match

  89. suhayl says:

    Exactly Sam…spot on mate…

    by the way…to all the lads….when next lassie makes a visit dont forget to greet him with woof…woof..fetch that stick and bring it to the champions of england and champions of europe.

    woof woof lol

  90. Drew Vader says:

    If those big bullies Rio and Vidic were being too mean and playing too rough for poor defensless Torres, than next time he should put on a dress and sit in the stands. End of. Its a mans game and physical contact is allowed. If it hurts too bad, then dont fucking play.

  91. Failsworth Devil says:

    Suhayl… quality comments as always mate… :0)

    The dippers are class aint they lol… bless em.

    <—– Manc Red (m35) hence the failsworth devil.. lol

    The reason why they go on about united fans not being from manchester is coz there is approx 330 million united fans worldwide… and yeh i know and my fellow manc friends on here know that manchester is a special place to live… but to get 330 million of us here would be a very tight squeeze, coz you gotta remember that lots of people buy there houses in manchester… unlike the council squallers in dipper land…

    Anyway.. Suhayl.. i will go with your top 4 prediction… but maybe just maybe if VIlla can go on a good run they can take that 4th spot off the dippers… and how much would we love that !!

  92. North Stand, Tier 3, Back Row says:

    Take it easy there Suhayl, you’re being a bit harsh on my auld pal Colie. I thought we established that Colie was some kind of half man / half dog creature, who is in complete and utter denial of his scouser worshipings.
    Although the fact that he pimps his mam out has me confused…Colie,is she the cause of your human half or your dog half???
    And if you want to compare managerial stats, how about Sir Alex??? The most successful manager in English history!!!
    You’re comparing Benitez to Scholari and Wenger, like he’s head and shoulders above, but you’re comparing where it suits. Where does Scholaris World Cup leave him? or his Copa Libertadores success? or Wengers English Premier leagues? If you’re gonna sing on about Benitez success in Spain, then you’re just waffling. You’re as sad as that Triggerguard git. You’re two sad scouse loser muppets. And to do it all behind the disguise of a Kettering fan???
    Id say I speak for alot of lads here when I say PISS OFF!!!

  93. Failsworth Devil says:

    North Stand gets my vote!!

  94. OTRed says:

    I’ve not being on this site long, but 94 comments!! isn’t that a new record or something?

  95. North Stand,Tier 3,Back Row says:

    95 comments, this making 96, surely we’ll squeeze the 100 comments out of this???
    I think its only fair, so I’ll propose a toast… to Triggerguard and Colie the pimping scouse dog in denial, by reconfirming to us how retarded, jealous, bitter and warped ys scousers really are (as if we needed to be reminded), and for brightening up our working day yesterday (whats a ‘working day’ I hear you ask??? its a long story, but dont worry, its something ye scousers will NEVER have to worry about)…
    To Triggerguard and Colie…..you retarded scouse muppets!!!

  96. Stephen says:

    North Stand,Tier 3,Back Row, I salute you!

  97. FAILSWORTHDEVIL says:

    <—Raises Bottle of Becks….(comment 97)

  98. suhayl says:

    Here Here lads…To the RED DEVILS…THE GREATEST TEAM ON THE PLANET.

    And OT red…there has been a few articles in the past that have gone beyond 100….but it is rare In the 3 years + ive read Republik. Redcafe and other more established utd sites do get 100 fromtime to time…but republik is the best…And 100 is a rare and magical figure…

    So hope we get there

  99. suhayl says:

    Lads…sorry dont want sound conceited. But i think i posted the 100th comment….do i get something? lol lol

    PS. Dippers we hate you.

  100. FAILSWORTHDEVIL says:

    Suhayl… CONGRATULATIONS… you have won the star prize for being the 100th comment maker on this topic.

    Your Prize “To kick shit out of as many dippers as you can in 10 minutes” lol

  101. Anant says:

    amazing . nothing like kicking scouse ass . and suhayl , while we’re at it lets call him kutta chod ….or better yet…phil thompson(remember pinocchio ?) chod!

  102. suhayl says:

    anant….spot on mate lol lol…true pal true

  103. suhayl says:

    Failsworth me auld mucker….thats a great prize…was hoping for a speedboat or plasma tv or a trip to the bahamas..but kicking as many dippers beats all those put together.

    Great prize lol

    Right time for brews..in me big utd mug…ahhhhhh nowt better

    Take care lads..until the next article

    Have a good weekend an all.

  104. North Stand,Tier 3,Back Row says:

    http://www.therepublikofmancunia.com is full of Reds…
    full of reds, full of reds…
    http://www.therepublikofmancunia.com is full of Reds….WE HATE SCOUSERS!!!!

  105. Failsworth Devil says:

    Suhayl mate, i might be able to push your prize to “kickin the shite out of dippers for 10 minutes, and a crate of beer for afterwards, coz i know it would be tiring work all those kicks”…

    North Stand mate, “OOoooooh Manchester…. Ooooooooooohhh Manchester…. Ooooooooh Manchester is wonderful… ”

    Carry on with the good work mate, i see lassie aint been back since lol

  106. TK 99 says:

    Fuck all the dippers.Nuff said.

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