Watch him running down the wing,
Watch the trophies he will bring,
Watch Old Trafford rise and sing,
It’s a goal,
So nice one Tony.
This is Pete Boyle’s latest attempt to get a song going for Valencia. Gary Neville was impressed with it. Are you?
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Decent one. Ends a bit poorly though… no?
For Chicharito:
(to the tune of the Mexican song: La Cucaracha)
El Chicharito
El Chicharito
Na na na na na na na na na
Simple and would be great to hear a stadium in tune to.
haha nice
Fucking shit, will never be sung by match going fans at a game. ”so nice one Tony’; what the fuck? Sounds utterly poor. Maybe will be sung ONCE at bishops blaze with pete on the table smashed and the rest of us trying to sing along barely understanding him.
Viva Tony V, Viva Tony V, runs down the wing and fucking crosses it in, Viva Tony V!
Simple and to the point
You lot are all behind Emily Jane Best already did one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjzBXzUKbsY&feature=plcp&context=C467b9dfVDvjVQa1PpcFNE4eIbPfyBRciERbGktO7s8tXERqcvZJA%3D
3 years ago!
Nice, he’s overdue a song but this seems too complicated. Lets get something thats easy to remember and straight to the point
No more “viva” chants for the love of god!
I’d be lying if I said I liked it…
Fuckin shite pete!! I have a song for the lad but when I try to sing it in the stretty end every1 just looks at me as if I have 2 heads!!! To the theme of “oh manchester is wonderful”
“ANTONIO, ANTONIO, VALENCIA, VALENCIA.. ANTONIO VALENCIA… HE PLAYS ON THE RIGHT,,, MAKES DEFENDERS LOOK LIKE SHITE… VALENCIA,, VALENCIA!!
I’d sing it Monday but I’m not sure they’d let me in with my Piano and Maracas.
It sounds like they have been on the swallie , and recorded down the battlecruiser .
I will give it 3/5 pop pickers .
Its a good attempt , you can’t knock people for trying .I seem to recall on here GHTT made up a song for Bebe , when he arrived at Old Trafford and Pete Boyle picked his (GHTT) as the best one, maybe our Irish friend could use his creative skills to conjure up another ditty.
I like it I got to say. I think it will be cool if the guys sing it at OT. I would have done it.
On another note what is this shit with Monday games. I hate Monday games and we have 3 of them. Weekend is the only time I rest and no game? I don’t get the TV broadcasters surely it more profitable to put our games in the best slots and not Monday
I’ve just been sat next to him in traffic in Alty!! Gave us a wave too. Top bloke!!
Waa-ooooooo! Too gooooood!
Wow Mike did he give you a wave, must have made your day…..I know it would mine.!
It makes life all the more worthwhile , getting a wave from Pete Boyle.
Thats Shite man
I prefer my own ones….
“Valencia ….Valencia ! …. He’s so Big…He’s got his own City…Valencia…Valencia ! ”
“Buddy youre a boy make a big noise
Playin in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got Tony on yo face
You big disgrace
Kickin your can all over the place
He Will,He Will
Rip You, Rip You “
@Clint this is to the tune I recognise the rhythm of a Queen song, ” You big digrace “?
Its also a good effort mate!
Way to complex though for United supporters! lol
Fick fingers **** Disgrace *****
To the tune – we’re off in a motor car
Our man
Our man
Our man from Equador
Puttin loadsa balls in
Now watch us score galore
He’ll beat you on the left
He’ll beat you on the right
Running down the wing
He’ll beat you all night
Our man
Our man
Our man from Equador
Puttin loadsa balls in
Now watch us score galore
He’ll beat you on the left
He’ll beat you on the right
Running down the wing
He’ll beat you all night
deserves a song, but man is this shite
RedScot
It will never catch on, buts it funny as fuck when I sing it in the pub with my mates. Even when he’s not playing its fun to sing.
“Strik3rr says:
deserves a song, but man is this shite ”
Bitter alert !
@ Clint I know mate, I can imagine you laughing and composing it, well done mate as long as you have fun, who cares. I do all the time, teasing lads. Good for you mate to have a go.
Jaysus any team sheets from the Britannia yet?
Shitty team for stoke;
……………… Fart…………..
Cunt….Cunt…Cunt…Cunt
………De Cunt….Cuntoure……
Silver Cunt…………….Cunt’son
……… ….Kunt……..Troll………….
Strik3rr , Humble apologies man , re read what you posted, I read it wrong sorry . Mwahhh, no hard feelings .
Off to the rub a dub dub before a big game for us at Stoke , I know the moderator does not appreciate the knuckle draggers of the Potteries , none the less I bet he is hoping for a brilliant performance by Tony Pulis men tonight.
Catch you later lads.
He runs to his right
He shoots with his right
Antonio Valencia
He makes you look shite!
Come on Wigan.
@ Clint Tisk tisk mate , Paul H will read this tommorow!
cya.
Thats a fucking awful chant, will never get sung at away games hence will never get going in Old Trafford thank fuck.
Walk on walk on and you’ll never win at home!
Let us take this moment to laugh at Liverpool AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Do do do antonio valencia ( c’mon and do the conga)
Good one..
Evening reds, what up…
Sounds ok I guess. At least it’s better than the Chelsea fans’ one chant.
Any Liverpool fan still calling their manager a King?
@Willie Red Nut, why would you mention the scousers are they not history and display all the signs of holding onto the past .Most managers would have been sacked by now ( Roy Hodgson) , other than bringing back a icon of the 80s that is not up to speed of modern football. Sir Alex can adapt and embrace todays game, the thinking of multi millionaire football players .
Awa and pour yourself a neat Baileys mate.
@ Marq Here here mate
Actually sounds a lot better than it reads.
@ Space boy mibbe you can post on you – tube singing it eh? to provide proof?
A Story of Cristiano Ronaldo .. Is this true?
“I have to thank my old friend Albert Fantrau for my succes.We played together for the same team in the U-18 championship.When Sporting Lisbon’s manager came to see us he said that : “Who score’s more goals will come in our academy”.
“We won that match 3-0.I scored the first goal then Albert scored the second with a great header.But the third goal was impressive for all of us.Albert was 1 on 1 against the goalkeeper , he skilled the goalkeeper and i was running in front of him.All he has to do was to score but he passed to me and i scored the third goal , so i went to the Sporting Lisbon academy.After the match i met him and i said to him Why ? .. he said that “You are better than me” ..
“Many journalists went to Albert’s house and asked him if it was a true story.He said yes.He also said that his career as a player after the match ended and now is unemployed.”But how did you build this house so great, you have a car? You seem like a rich man. You also keep your family .. From where did this come from? ‘Albert more proudly replied: “It is by Ronaldo! “
That fucker Mancini is going for a draw at the Brittinia, with that line up
http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Features/Football-News/2012/Mar/michael-carrick-primed-for-run-in.aspx?pageNo=2
To take nothing away from the plaudits that Antonio Valencia deserves for his performances throughout his career at OT, I just wanted to highlight the one guy who has been the brunt of many a jokes, sadly from our fellow fans as well, Michael Carrick.
Only recently have we seen some appreciation due to him and others such as Johnny Evans. While not comparing their abilities with the true-red-blooded players (gnev, giggs, scholesy, robbo, sir bobby, et al), both have nearly the same dedication and love for the club. Never getting into any scraps off the pitch. Proper working-class men plying their trade honestly. Day in and day out.
I dont know if anyone has noticed it but the gaffer has built this side based on players with that brutal honesty to their work in them. Since I have not seen the United of the 90s play, I will limit myself to the new millenium ear. Needless to mention, Sir Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes (although he retired and came back, he has been instrumental in the brilliant run this calendar year), Antonio Valencia, Darren Fletcher, Johnny Evans, Park Ji-Sung, Patrice Evra, Javier Hernandez, Dimitar Berbatovetc, Nemanja Vidic.. Even the youngsters he has invested in and brought through include well grounded personalities (on the face of it till now) such as Chris Smalling, Phil Jones, Thomas Cleverley, Danny Welbeck, the twins, De Gea, etc..
A testament to his own upbringing in the city of Govan in Glasgow, Scotland and the ability to bring such a talented lot together and take them through seasons such as the last two and potentially this one with a smattering of successes.
Sir Matt Busy would be proud of you Sir Alex. He sure would.
Atin,
good read pal, thanks..
and as usual, Carrick haters will rise by the end of each day coz he aint a super star like Sneidjer..
Stoke seem really good at taking the ball up the pitch but don’t seem able to penetrate the box. City aren’t exactly on fire but have recently demonstrated they can play very mediocre football and still grind out a result.
Poor Joe can’t see the ball!
Still laughing at the scousers.
I Agree with Sandeep it was a nice read , not sure of the Millenuim ear?
Nor the relevance to a jingle provided to sing along to Antonio Valencia.
21 minutes gone at the Brittania goaless all lookng good. lol
Liverpool….. hahahahaha…….. No wait hahahahahaha
@ Cedars you always come last right, like the Busty Babe United site?
Slow on the up-take?
Sandeep – thanks mate. Totally agree. But don’t see how buying a superstar is better than bringing through a Danny Welbeck for example. Just defeats the purpose of why these clubs were setup in the first place.
oh and 100 mn pounds+ buys you 7th place. 2 bn pounds buys you dissappointment. A debt of 500 mn pounds loaded by unwanted owners buys you unprecedented success #truestory
@ Red Scot – “Millennium era”
Djibril Cisse for QPR
MATCH 5, GOALS 3
RED CARD 2 !!
@ Atin while I am communicating elsewhere as the match at the Brittiania develops , as you know with your pearls of wisdom ( as I was informed by a nauseating twat on the 7 Cantonas site ) remind me of Uniteds cash liquidity to dive into the transfer market?, from lasy year at this time.
@ atin no probs mate, just me teasing, getting to the root cause, you know it , I know it mate
Atin, Brilliant post mate.
Sadly, there are some of our fans who are similar to dickheads at City, Chelsea, Liverpool etc. They only want success at all costs because they feel they cannot see United failing. That is unlike United because we want success but in our own way. Some people will never understand what it takes to be a United fan like that I am afraid. Not questioning their love for the club but the manner in which they choose to show it.
Anyways, “A debt of 500 mn pounds loaded by unwanted owners buys you unprecedented success #truestory” – Of course, when you have a certain Sir Alex Ferguson on your side, I don’t care how much debt we have I will say we will win the 20th. Now, once he chooses to retire however…. *shudders*
Atin and RedScot,,
Lets not start a Glazer debate ONCE AGAIN
we all know there is only one winner
Barry is one horrible sly cunt.
Just read,
after KFC, its LFC
@ Sandeep ohhhh so true mate , only one one winner, I understand accounts!
Master of figures
Red Scot – I dont really understand accounting and financial statement reporting that well, thus unable to comment on the same. All I stated was the layman’s version of what’s been happening.
But, just to try for myself, I downloaded the financial results as shared by MUFC PLC and believe the nos are down to 50 mn pounds or so from 150-160 last year?
Now, though these numbers may not make good reading prima facie, I also believe in a slight twist of the euphemism oft followed by us Reds fans: “In Gill I trust” at least on the financials side.
If you did watch the reserves match this week between united and villa at moss lane, you wouldve seen Gill and SAF watching the match together. And from the numerous literature I’ve read online and offline about the club indicates that the two share complete control of the club. SAF on the footballing side and Gill on the commercial and financial side. Again, “in SAF i trust”.
Sandeep and Balaji – not starting the debate again. Not interested in that. All I care about is the club. the players, the manager, the football and us fans. thats all. Dont care who owns us or who doesnt. To me, the club is paramount.
@ Atin you got that right mate the liquidity is down to a mere £ 50 million, from a previous £150 million,
fans think we are going to spend a bucket load on players, it can’t happen .
Manchester United are effectively living on the Glazer’s employees stradegy in our commercial arm, match day revenue static, media income flat.
You believe what you want mate, all I see is a fabulous club rising star in Europe dropping.
Whats wrong with Silva? What on earth is that thing on his head?
I sorta remember my hero saying we are closer to Barcelona than ever, our nemesis from the last , visit to London……. Really?????
Personally I think OT should just sing this about Tony V well the Chorus bit anyway.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fo9KICWdFo
NRD!!
How the fuck have you been mate? Further more where on earth have you been?
Cedars
What you watching shitty for? Shitty fans watch Utd. I’d rather sit here staring at paint drying (Chelsea Tottenham match came close) than watch that load of vile cunts. Come on Stoke.
NRD
You are the destroyer of Stoke fans lets hope you’re mates with them for today at least. Are you at the game Monday?
@ Notorious the last i heard of you, you were planning to be a football agent, if my memory serves me well, on this site, Cedars is a newbie, he wont recall?
I hope you got yer gig the betting man from long ago.
Speak about memory , as Jans dad tried to take the piss out of me Rom reads, yes I do have a rain man memory.
Jimmy James
Only watching Stoke, got my left eye shut! haha
Cedars you should tone your language down, its not impressive.I though the mid term break was over
Hello Cedars been alright had to take a break away from technology for a while won’t be away so much now. Came on the other day and two posts later religious war broke out on ROM. There was too much unwarranted negativity on here which seems to have disappeared now we’re practically top….Strange that?
Cedars
. I’ve got both eyes shut, keep tipping my single malt down my ear. Shitty are a MASSIVE club. SCUM!
Watching come dine with me, cannot watch them vile blue bastards.
but come on stoke
Hahahaha
Get in there Croutch, yessssssssssssssss
its a goal its true…Stoke!!
Its 2 meter peter
Made up, sunk and pure technique
that boy crouch can sure score some spectacular goals – bicycle kicks and banana volleys seem to be his favs!!
What a fucking goal
stoke fans doing the POSNAN!!! hahahahahahha
I take back any joke I may have ever said against Peter Crouch. But that was a wonderful goal.
Let’s see what City are made of now. I still expect them to do a job but this is a real test of their character. No doubt about that.
The Stoke fans doing the poznan wind up merchants, no!
Come on Stoke, now don’t do a Chelsea!
Lawman10
Did you know they had salt and pepper on their hotdog stands?
yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa Stoke
mancini sat down. he didnt want nobody to see hsi wet pants.
Hows it going RedScot – That didn’t go down too well, lots of politics with applications/working for free/not having any tits. Good to see you back on here.
@James21 – Hopefully will be at game for Everton and/or Swansea. Have to be honest this season for me personally has been a disaster. Begrudgingly I am cheering on the potters (not watching though), if they pick up points brilliant, if not gives me ammo to tell their fans how pathetic that they only try vs Man United.
Crouchinho…lol!!!!!!!
At least stoke have passion and fight unlike chelsea
the shit flapping again? i hope so……….
troll warming up.. get ready for some argy bargy..
@ Notorious Hi mate all is well , hope you are also, its looking better now in the league, Europe goosed, as it will be till we lose the Yanks, no matter the delayed flotation, till the Autumn , its still broken.
Good to see you here on Rom as well I tend to post elsewhere , to grow my language and ability on United sites, at 13 Think I can hold my own , with most.
I see us top tonight I thought Mancini set the Citizens up for a draw.
Cmon Stoke
hello everyone
i missed rom so much
a Marco Van Basten goal. Stunning hope stoke can hold on
Balotelli is a suck fuck. Now there’s an ideal candidate for institutionalization and I truly mean that.
I am cheering on for Stoke here. But that isn’t really because I am worried or anything. Our job becomes easier if Stoke take points off City. However, all that is irrelevant since the title is in our hands and I wouldn’t want it any other way.
What’s happening?
So City do have some balls after all.
fuck
Dammit Ya YA Toure, he is class, no doubt
Fuck, fuck, fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C’mon Stoke. Don’t back down like the rent boys
I still think stoke will at least get a point out of this game
@ Sandeep I agree,
Faaaarrrkkk – I still trust Stoke to have more bottle than Chelsea do/did…But my heart could really do with a more comfortably cushion to play with…
fuck off
come on stoke get a point
aaarrrrghhh uy wankash yaya!!!
c’mon stoke, get a point or 3……………
One thing is sure..City’s away form is gonna fuck them
If the Lord of Cunthood, Tevez scores a winner my Saturday is officially destroyed!
stoke city 1 joke city 1
shit team
“Carlos is finished. He’ll never play for City again”. Oh, wait, unless we get desperate.
All iz well……..Stoke will make us proud……..get in their faces, Shawcross
how about a shawcross winner?
Danizuzu..
any chance u are from India?
my nerves…………….gosh!!!
the shit on the backfoot, got a feeling that stoke cud nick this.
@Sandeep1878 i’m from Ghana
fucking 5 minutes added time..well done FA
So many cunts in that team. It’s like they made every effort to ensemble the biggest cunts in the world.
How sweet wouldn’t it have been iof Arsenal took 2nd place?
yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Shitty is fucked
YES!!!
THANK YOU STOKE!
well done stoke..
Mancini and Vieira can talk as long as the cunts want..
lets accept this, Yaya’s goal was out of the goal, brilliant one but a bit deflected, so the city;’ aweful run on the road continues…
Great job from Stock they could have won it too. Now we need to do our part. It’s a long way and it’s going to go to the wire.
The manager said we would be three, or two points of the noisy neighbours come the derby at the Etihad, remind me how this went, I can’t wait for the Bitters reply on the Manchester Evening news site, more denial , not a river Egypt.
Bring it on!
All their fans live 10 minutes from the ground shitty are a MASSIVE club.
Stockport empties when they play at home Shitty are a MASSIVE club.
Curly Watts is their celebraty fan Shitty are a MASSIVE club.
Nice. City dropping 2 points out of these 2 games was my most optimistic scenario.
But nothing is worth bragging about yet. We are not 3 points clear yet. We are still level with them.
Well well well. Honestly thought stoke would roll over and die and to be fair they haven’t. Lets do our job vs Fulham and try to put some goals past them in the process as the Blackburn away game will be more difficult especially as Keans side have been dragged right back into the relegation scrap.
let’s reduce the gd now on monday or even pass shitty..
Now we have to take care of business on Monday. Put Fulham to the sword. COME ONNN UNITEDDD!!!
Breaking News:
Stoke council have reported a sudden urge in tourism to the Potteries.
Apparently Manchester United fans are coming to lay flowers outside the Stoke football ground
A spokesman for Manchester United declared:
“Stoke is a beautiful place and got sexier after the result against our noisy neighbours”
bitters were singing champions of england
if you didnt laugh youd cry
Theres something I thought I’d never see Stoke and beautiful place in the same sentence!!!
City did not look like champions today.
Not many injuries. They’re obviously better at home with Kompany and Aguero… BUT they did buy a team for 1/2 a Billion, so they can’t complain!
We’ve been without key players ALL YEAR. And still getting results. What really makes me mad is that everybody (jornos ABUs) say Citys squad is so big and deep. Fact is it is not as you can see. Only in midfield do they have many qualified players. But then again theyt need that, as they usually place three cement blocks in front of the back 4.
The comedy continues.
good game by stoke fair play to them
rvp and arsenal will destroy theme they are on fire
hopefuly we will win our games, we could be 6 points clear
For whom the bell tolls.
City it tolls for Thee.
In other news:
Liverpool lost.
Apparently they were tired.
Breaking News:
SAF telephones Tony Pulis
“There was no doubt about that”
NRD
I felt for you mate
NRD
Got to agree Blackburn away is the one that bothers me most. Everton, Shitty and Sunderland will be tricky but its Ewood where we never get anything. Time to change that. COME ON REDS! 20.
MG
funny as fuck..:)
Costas,
yeah pal, but we are a game in hand, lets not forget that too
anyway, lets concentrate on Fulham, they are most unpredictable…:)
MG
I think I like you, ‘no doubt about that’
@red scott:
They will be in denial as usual. They will say stupid things like: Top of the table. Good point at a hard ground. Blue moon rising. Taggart is losing it, 6-1, etc…
What a buch of liers and losers!
Is sachu in the house Cedars?
@James21 – I’d throw Wigan away in there too. We’ve done really well over the years but they have given us a game at their place. 2009 sticks out in my head and does the time when Chimbonda scored a last minute own goal. Not worried about Sunderland because I don’t think it will come to that, if we can beat Fulham, Blackburn and QPR then the pressure will be on cit-eh when they kick off vs l’arse who are on an amazing run at the moment.
James
Not sure, but I smell shit!
Cedars
I think I like you too
Absolutely no doubt about that.
Breaking News:
Manchester City fans crying in Stoke cannot find tissues, apparently they don’t know wether to cry or go to the toilet in despair at city’s result.
A spokesman for the tissue alliance declared:
Manchester United fans snapped them all up around the city crying with tears of joy.
They were so happy at what Stoke did to city.
Big thank you to Stoke. I knew they wouldn’t lie down. Tipped them to nick a point. Over to us now. Come on United! 19/20? Well chuffed for Bolton. Could’ve went either way for them today. Oh yeah, how bad are the dippers? Get in there Wigan!
Big thank you to you too Willie
Boys let take it game by game. 3 points on Monday that all we need to focus on.
Stoke have now held Chelsea,Manchester United and Manchester City at Britannia
#Fact
Fastest player in La Liga to reach 100 goals. 92 appearances.
That is Ronaldo for you…top quality still..
IMO…the best player to shine at Madrid after leaving OT…no doubt in that…
No shit?
?
Just thought I’d pop in real quick and say GET THE FUCK IN LADS! FUCK OFF CITEH!.
Upwards and Onwards, we have to go out ready for war against Fulham and punish them.
thank you stoke…. THANK YOU!!
great win for wigan…. congrats
now we must focus on those 3 points on monday more than anything
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Crouch>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ronaldo
Cheers Cedars. Much appreciated.
Do not mention it Willie
So as far as ammunition is concerned it goes like this.
If city are going to talk they better be ready to go the full fucking tour and the souvenir shop included, because SAF hasn’t even touched the whole mind game thing yet.
If they want to play we are not lying down either.
Let this be
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@Sandeep
Hi pal. True. I just meant that we shouldn’t take any game for granted.
And lets not forget something else. That this goal still puts the title in City’s hands. I hope I am wrong, but I don’t see us getting the GD advantage until the end of the season.
Mancini…Welcome to Squeaky bum Time…bwahahahahahha
Fucking get in…where are all the Miserable Bastards who wrote us off? Fucking game on I have said it all year we will bring 20 home. 200 million media wankfest cunts….
Blue goons you started singing to soon
Crouch>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>RVP
Giggs12
You are clueless mate, the blue revolution is well and truly lit
James
No need for that mate, that was below the belt
And the RED world will never die
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Thanks Stoke !
Now for us to do our Job….CMON UNITED !
Owen Coyle, Bolton & their fans are a credit to football for their support of Fabrice, Beautiful scenes before kick off, had watery eyes.
Back to United, nothing is a given, we must not be complacent on Monday, Fulham will batttle, we must show our fight and bottle to convincingly take our trophy.
Goal Difference is key to this race, but a win/draw is priority, eye on the ball lads !
Cedars
I’ll wait until RVP bangs in the winners against shitty until then
Crouch >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>RVP
James
We need RVP to do one over city
Be nice to Cedars
By the way, was that the Facebook warrior here at 14:44?
Bugger….. Make fun of my son at your own peril
Costas,
I beg to differ mate,
i think our GD will be +2 to +4 before we travel to Shittihad…
I think now on we wont be just looking at winning the games, but winning in style…
so i for one who thinks we will be better on GD before we play them…
I’m in love with Stoke. it probably won’t last but hey enjoy it whilst it does
On the Valencia song, it starts strong and ends poorly IMHO, but I do like the “Antoniooo.. Val-En-Ci-A”, I’m sure we can get a great chant out of it.
On the title race, City drop points away from home AGAIN. Take Vincent Kompany out of that team and they fall apart at the back… Stoke were unlucky not to win today, every set piece opportunity they had City started shaking at the back. Without Aguero up front they are a totally different side in attack too. It’s more than that I think too though, they can’t hack the pressure. Shawcross directed Toure’s shot just too much for the keeper too, which is a shame but the lad had to go for it.
Taking nothing for granted against Fulham now but am hoping it’s a hammering, knock down that goal difference. We are, after all, top scorers by 1 goal at the moment. That 6-1 at OT for City is the reason they are top now. We have a wonderful opportunity now to see out the league and bag #20, would be awesome to finish top on points, on GD, top scorers too.
I have to agree with above comments about the journos. The headlines are making a lot out of Toure’s goal… he apparently “rescued a vital point” to put City top. Are they for real? City were WOEFUL today, undeserving of a championship for sure. Since the start of the season we’ve been listening to the same shit. I remember when City beat Spurs 5-1… Kevin Keegan… “City are wonderful, they play like Barcelona”, and I remember just how much I had to laugh. Then we went on to thump Arsenal 8-2 and the news didn’t focus on how clinical we were up front, instead it was how poor Arsenal were at the back. When we win… it’s the opposition playing badly… when City win… they are the new Barcelona of England…. But hey… I won’t lie, I LOVE the HATE.. pile it on it always helps us.
Last comment… Stoke doing the Posnan…. EPIC!
even tho I fucking hate Stoke fans!
United will beat Fulham. City have had their chance before Christmas to pull away from us. Can’t see the lads taking the foot off the pedal now. We kept in touch with them, when everyone was crowning city champions, after they beat us 6 1. City can keep that highlight and we’ll take the league thank you very much!
Sandeep
No shit? hahaha
Sandeep
No shit? hahaha
Willie
No shit?
Fuck RVP we don’t need some greasy horrible cunt to do us any favours. The season is not over a couple of weeks its over 10 months and we are there by our own merit.
Sorry cedars I know your boy is a wonderful player but to me he is a fucking greasy ponse
Breaking News:
Arry Interview
So Harry, it’s been an emotional week
Well Jeff you know it ain’t been triffic but there you go that’s life.
Do you think what happened affected the players?
Well Jeff I’m not sure but you know things happen
Harry you’re five points ahead of Chelsea
I know, I’d like to be more but I can understand that the players tried there best, this England job thing is getting to them.
Harry I was talking abut Fabrice Muamba
Oh…
People talk about GD, but it rarely ever comes down to that. Lets focus on the 3 points this Monday first. If we happen to score a few goals in the process, that’s a bonus imo.
Willierednut
The 6-1 win is what all city fans ever brag about.. its not like they hav much to brag about
@Sandeep1878 – We really should be much better off on goal difference by the time we head to the etihad. Of course anything can happen, but we definitely have the more manageable fixtures and I’m hoping Chicharito’s brace last week is a sign that he’s going to bag himself a nice little tally before the season is up. Really keen to see how Valencia continues too.
Giggs12
Wash your mouth with soap, shame on you talking about my boy like that
G12G0
That’s being harsh
I for one love RVP – can’t wait for the Dutch master to do a hat trick against small club mentality
K stand barmy army. Welcome Brother Giggs, Fuck the Cockerny asswipe.
Not fit to be within 200 miles of our Wayne.
Sandeep
No shit
Willie
No shit
Oh and on fucking topic
Sorry Mr Boyle but that song is shite. But you are a legend and I spy you from my seat and join in when you sing. LEGEND.
James
No shit? Ganging up on me now eh? k stand my ass
Great draw for stoke, brilliant goal from mr crouch but this will only be advantageous if united turn up on monday, respect fulham and put in a good performance. Hopefully they will.
No potty?
RvP >>>>>>> shrek
Mg cedars
Sorry chaps you know we have each others backs but I can’t stand rvp. Quality player though
Every living thing in the real world (note that doesn’t include fake arab induced football clubs etc etc
)
Shrek
G12G0
It’s okay as long as we got each other’s backs
Cedars and James,
no shit
all shite (Citeh)
Dela,
yeah mate, now the focus will be more on winning in style..
City on the road will struggle to score..that has been the story off late..just like our last season..
Chicharito will play vital role in the run in…
Hope Danny nets more goals…
Valencia will bring more to the table in his current form..
i think Nani will be missed..he will be back from injury and by the time he settles the run in would have been close to finish..
so i m expecting the rotation to be done between Young/Valecnia/Welbeck on the wings..
I think Welbeck will start the against Fulham and rightly so..
Just got back from holland with awful news, saw Van Der Sar in an advert for cheese. My lord i felt ashamed that one of our greatest keepers in the last 20 years is doing cheese adverts! and it was fucking shite. We know you dont need the money Edwin, i still love you though.
Damn
I totally forgot
Forget wheres Wally, wheres Tevez?
Sandeep
No shit?
What a great day of footie !
The Vermin go down – apparently without a fight and Suarez booked for diving, too.
The RentBoyz play an “away game” at home, struggling to get a point.
AND the “pretenders” go to Stoke – on a glorious, sunny day – and can only snatch a draw from the jaws of defeat. Losing two points will, no doubt, be considered a “moral victory” in the blue ward of the insane asylum.
It’s time for TheLads to shift into third gear. No need for over-drive !
Money grabbing scouse cunt >>>>>>> molest her
Cedars
No shit.
Would I gang up on my bestest Middle Eastern mate?
Hell fuckin yeh.
Now I expect a Fata, Fartar no Feta no what was it well you know what I’m getting at. What was that Muslim rant again?
Cheese and the big man!
Excellent my day comes full circle!
James
A Feta
Fatwa Mr 21
RVP is a cocksuker. Fuck him and Arsenal. Bottling cunts.
I’m sure the dutch people aren’t complaining about the advert, it’s always the “Difficult to please” british society.. Deary me!
What is with you lot and losing faith with Arsene?
City shall be destroyed at the Emirates.
Emirates
Etihad
It’s all about the Middle Eastern airline fight now
Yes willie yes he is and yes they are hahaha I love is….
Cedars don’t do it we love you put the schapps down
)
Willie
No shit? RvP rocks my world……… Deluded reds the lots of you
Costas –
Thats him mate !
If I can remember right he’ said he’s big, black, a warrior, wants to fight and is a WUM.
Not that anybody cared
RVP big nosed wankstain. Fuck him!
Samuel
Agree about Monday mate its only a good result if we capitalise. Need a big performance from the lads and city will be flapping big time.
If any city fans are reading then just for you..
Let’s all laugh at city let’s all laugh at city na na na na na na
I think Willie is on drugs, God have mercy
Viva MG
Running down the wing hear Utd sing Viva MG.
Yes thats it. Fatwa.
Red Dave
Was the advert cheesy? Viva Van der Sar.
I for one will side with Cedars this time
And my faith shall be rewarded when Dubai kicks Abu Dhabi ass
MG
Fucking ditto !
@notoriousreddevil
Thats a class idea, use that tune then just antonio valencia! at the end. simple yet catchy as fuck and easy to bounce too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fo9KICWdFo
do do do do do do do do do do do etcc antonio valencia! its stuck in my head now
Viva van persie viva van persie
When a girl says no
You have to let her go
Viva van persie
Giggs12
Hahaha, pissed my self…. Love this place
City have stolen 3 points from their last two games!! Cunts!
Giggs12 – exactly. Fulham won’t just roll over and they do have players to pose problems. Players must be professional, solid and get the job done hopefully.
Viva Van Persie Viva van persie.
He was wearing Robsons red when he leapt out of Cedars Bed.
Viva Van Persie.
Cedars —————————————————> RVP
Mike
What the fuck are you on about ?
Cedars
Big Mike
He’s talking Maths
No smartalex equals no impostors!
#fact
RVP’s a prick, city make me sick, viva Fergie!
M19ke
Scousers Steal shitty just contaminate clean air.
Mike is on a hang over
MG
Mike is a PE teacher, seems daft at maths though! ha ha ha
No smartalex = less wordplay. Genius!
Willie
Stop it already, I am getting upset
RVP is so naive, he gives cedars a high, Viva Willie
eric
No shit? We miss smartalex
Great finish from crouch! We have a good numerical advantage now! Should make it count!
COME ON UNITED
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Sandeep
Piss off and play with the boys….. Rats the lot of you!
Willie,
RVP is dutch rocket, he makes Cedars such upset
How did Pete Boyles ditty go again! pmsl
@cedars : yes that is true! Not as much fun to read posts these days! Earlier it used to be bitching of the highest order!
Anyway team for monday
DDG
Rafa rio evans evra
Valencia carrick cleverly young
Rooney chicho
Pogba to come on after the break! And united to win 3-1
Has smartalex disappeared now?
Cedars,
you call us rats? oh dearie me, how dare you!!!
You are a Lebanese king but right now all together you are in a different country ROM..
beware
we got ammunition which is far better than dutch…
to start with, Willie got a big machine gun
Giggs12
He’s been away for ages mate
Cedars
Where is the protocol?
@ redscot : on your post earlier, I do not believe united are that far away from barca! We’ve just had a terrible season! We’re probably 2 players short of being very good in europe. Left back and the ever needed CM.also the liquidity reduced due to buying 3 players. After we float on singapore market it’ll go up certainly
MrsBee just asked me if I could be more like Man City during sex. ”
What d’ya mean?” I asked,
“Stay on top for ages & then come 2nd?”
MG
I wish I knew pal, really miss him
Eric Keane
my team..
De Gea
Rafael___Rio___Evans___Evra
________Carrick_____
Valencia____Scholesy____Welbeck
____Rooney___Chicha___
####
Cleverly to come on before Pogba, depending on the scoreline of-course
TonyBee…
Here comes the porn-football cross functional expert
Wills so keane!
Cedars
Well I wish he’s well wherever he is – knowing him he’s probably got a connection problem somewhere fighting for justice in Syria
Watson
sandeep
You leave Cedars alone or he’ll have a Feta on you.
We all miss smarty. Sachu made a cameo in one of his many alter ego’s. I still miss Fan Boy no sorry Carl.
@sandeep : really think young will play this one,he was rediscovering early season form some games back! About clerverly I don’t know but since he played for the reserves midweek I believe he’ll start. Also fergie might go for jones or smalling at fullback due to the height factor!
No shit?,
for the record,
Most prolific strike-force in Europe : Ronaldo, Higuaín, Benzema 35-18-16
Oh yes, fannyboy, grand he was
Shit no?
Tony Bee
Chelsea fans have nicknamed their centre forward Clit-Torres because he’s extremely sensitive and a bit of a cunt.
MG
Have you got the Chinese birds advert?
Fannyboy is a muff diver.
Willie
Either way it works fine! ha ha
Ha ha Lads watch elsehere for a 13 year old mad United supporter, I tell it as i see it , no favour asked or given.
I imight join the Manchester Evening news site later and tackle, danny dimslow or tooth and claw, even
that ignorant racist Paul H from Walley end, say no more? lmao
Being a shitty fan is alot like being in the Fritzel’s basement. Everytime you see a glimmer of light you get fucked.
James
No – what have I missed?
This place has gone bonkers
@ Willie am off to dive into a my , pint. Gert over self , dibble dot dekk , is a code . Pull the hairs out her teef, then you know you have had oral sex.
Ofcourse if yer a well f cunt that can afford porecelain nashers
I proclaim Mcleans, its always brighter
Just had me some feta cheese salad, bloody yummy
MG
Theres 5 at the top of the page. No 3 No7 No17 No 25 and No33. Prawn Crackers are free.
What? Who?Me?? Nooooooooooooo
@ Willie yeah but, no but
you are a trouble maker, Irish cunt
Nite girls onto Fulham at Ot, cya make this a ………..!
Roberto Mancini sitting in his Wastelands office, reading the newspaper, when suddenly, Carlos Tevez bursts into the room; a large smile across his face.
“Boss, I got my first blow job today!”
Mancini quickly throws down his paper and goes over to congratulate his favourite player.
“That’s great news, how was it?” To which Tevez crosses his brow slightly.
“Well, it was OK. Tasted quite strange……..”
The wife’s getting huge on a diet consisting only of Greek cheese.
She’s just getting feta and feta.
James
I still got mature dating
No chinese takeaway for me
Is that Feta or Fetwa ?
Mr Bee
Ha fucking ha on both accounts
Northern Irish cunt, RedScot!
It’s disgusting what some people get up to when they think they’re alone in public toilets, I was sitting on the toilet when a bloke walked in and let out this massive fart then spat in the urinal then I could hear him scratching his balls while he had a piss.
Almost put me off my wank.
Fetish salad?
I’ve never seen one of those
Must be interesting to look at
Sorry about the last one……..made me laugh though
a clue …fetish…..
Have I confused the issue? I believe pre penalty,, city deserved a point total against the chavs, they got 3 which = +2. Tonight I believe but for their speculative 40 yard deflected shot they deserved 0 points total,, they got 1 which = +1. Total +3 they, in my opinion didn’t deserve, hence, stealing 3 points.
Sandeep, how are ya pal? My hangover has been rail roaded by 7 pints in Manchester ! Woohoo. Cedars you legend. James you miget legend, see you Monday, Giggs12, you’re massive, but your massive frame is matched by your huge personality, top bloke! King Eric, we’ve followed similar paths growing up and you are a top bloke! To everyone else I ain’t met, Willie, MG, Fletch,Clint, NBI, Costas, Sandeep, theboogeyman, Smartalex etc etc. Top top top. I’m pissed. Roll on Monday chaps.
It’s tight at the mo for this season, but also looking forward to next with a fully fit team – imagine how many points ahead we’d be now without the injuries
TB
Made me laugh too.
@ Tony Bee, pure class, brilliant mate from the east side of England, he is always a hoot.
Want to join me in a highland boozer? yell get a fricken laugh , thats the point
If I have a toe fetish and I cheat on my girlfriend, does that mean I’m getting off on the wrong foot?
Boom BOOM
United united united
Seems Mike is pissed
M19ke
Piss off you Sizeist bastard. I’ll punch you in the knee caps if you carry on.
Redscot….many moons ago was up north of the border and into the country pub we were at, walked the Big Yin (before he got all PC) and a few mates ….Fuck me what a night …thought my ribs were broken the next day from laughing
K stand barmy army. K stand barmy army. I was stood with some K standers at the Wolves game fucking brillant atmosphere.
Mike12
Are you piased what’s with the love text
Ditto though mate top meeting some RoM legends before the match.
Where is king Eric I miss my texts he needs a New phone
Fabrice Muamba has been laughing with the Bolton players……
They told him Kenny Dalglish thinks he can win the league!
James
Just pissed my self! ha ha ha Punch you the knee caps? ha ha ha
This K stand bollocks is getting boring
Sausage fingers again….clearly meant pissed
K stand barmy army k stand barmy army
Mike
I’m with you Mike – I totally get it
John Terry – “We dedicate this game today to all the children and families killed in the Belgian massacre”
…..”Except the black ones”
Library barmy army
“Who give the order to get young Mike drunk? I know, I didn’t” The Risotto brothers, Cedars and James”
Giggs
Tits for fingers we all have that problem at times.
K Stand Barmy Army. K Stand Barmy Army
Risotto brothers? hahahaha
By the way, K standers suck dick
If we can get the win on Monday, that puts us in a decent position. I’d prefer to go into the game at the Etihad with some margin for error, so at least 3 points. No fucking about from now, no complacency, which means Scholesy’s crucial.
Cedars is singing for the Prawn sandwich stretty. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Prawn sandwiches? Save that for the South stand…… The Stretty rocks
MG
M19kes pished.
K Stand? I was in it a few times. More life in a tramps vest!
Cedars
Its all changed since 1940′s mate. Not the same today as you remember in the good ol days its like a funeral. Full of suits and corpses
Willie summed it up best
Willie
Join the Donegal supporters club (They have the seats next to me) and come and sit next to me I’ll show you what noise is. K stand barmy army.
1940′s? Ha ha ha you fucking nutter
Love the stretty, pity the K Stand.
Willie talking sense for a change! ha ha ha
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2119828/Danny-Welbeck-rejected-Manchester-City.html
Last time I was in K Stand, they told me to mind my language. Fuck that, I said, over to the Stretty!
I smell bullshit?
Cedars
Go on give us a Feta. King Eric gives Yorkshire Feta’s.
Said to the Mrs ‘Do you want to try some Roleplay’ She said ‘Oh Yes’. ‘Ok’ I said ‘You be Whitney Housten and i’ll go and run you a bath’.
At the Stretty we say what we want, its where proper support comes from
I smell Bullshit too. Do Be Do Be Doooo. Carl Carl is that you?
I smell it too
Cedars
My home is the K stand my roots…………
Wouldn’t change though unless they gave us a singing section.
Jimmy James
Just remember where you were made! ha ha
Cedars
I might live in East Anglia but I was made in the North West. Probably sometime after Utd had won against the scousers, shitty or Leeds in 1972.
Okay time to go
Goodnight Manchester United
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leeds with a capital L ?? Disgusting
James
You were made at the Stretty mate
btw, where is King Eric?
good night folks, in fact good early morning in India..
time to sleep..
let me wrap it up….fuck u mancini, vieira, argie cunt, council house, cunt mario..
always in our shadows…
this is UNITED, we do what we want..
Good night reds
Well done Stoke. But overall you should have taken all three points. No matter, your anti-football served our purposes.
Reports of grumblings at Klanfield. I may start a Keep Kenny Kampaign. I love the job he is doing there.
Arteta’s free kick reminds me of a certain Portuguese winger we once had.
We have much unfinished business to conclude and are a long way from 20 yet. Many miles to go before we sleep.
What is the timetable for Kompany and Lescott’s return ? Now WoMancini is getting a taste of what we have dealt with without Vidic and others. I sure hope Kolo Toure in the lineup when we meet them. That will make life much easier for. us.
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RVP missed another sitter Cedars? He’s done.
leaving with another ammunition in the Armour
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2119863/Alan-Pardew-tells-Manchester-City-watch-Newcastle-United.html
good night
Well done Stoke. But overall you should have taken all three points. No matter, your anti-football served our purposes.
Reports of grumblings at Klanfield. I may start a Keep Kenny Kampaign. I love the job he is doing there.
Arteta’s free kick reminds me of a certain Portuguese winger we once had.
What is the timetable for Kompany and Lescott’s return ? Now WoMancini is getting a taste of what we have dealt with without Vidic and others. I sure hope Kolo Toure in the lineup when we meet them. That will make life much easier for. us.
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Well done Stoke. But overall you should have taken all three points. No matter, your anti-football served our purposes.
Reports of grumblings at Klanfield. I may start a Keep Kenny Kampaign. I love the job he is doing there.
What is the timetable for Kompany and Lescott’s return ? Now WoMancini is getting a taste of what we have dealt with without Vidic and others. I sure hope Kolo Toure in the lineup when we meet them. That will make life much easier for. us.
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Just like MG, I am also pissing off to bed…. Night all
Dixon on Match Of The Day…. my summary of his analysis…. “That could be a vital point for City. If they win every game thats left they will win the league”…
Um, how do you figure Dixhead? United have a game in hand, we are level on points and city’s GD is only +4 compared to us. We have far easier fixtures including a couple where ud back united to bang in 4 goals…. even if they did beat us at the end of April, if we won every other game, I think its without question our GD would be superior on the last day of the season. That lad is a dreamer. I just love that nonsense tho, even suggesting that they could win all of their last fixtures as some kind of self congratulations for today’s two point drop shows the desperation among their fans now too.
Whys my comment under moderation? Deary me…
Well done Stoke. Your anti-football served our purposes today. Your should have taken all 3 points though.
wtf. sorry for the triple post. On May mobile.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2012/mar/24/dimitar-berbatov-manchester-united?
Sort this blog Scott! Fucking comments all over the place. Anyway, article on the Berb. Good read on the Bulgarian genius. Night lads.
Thanks for the mention Mike !
What a cracker by Crouch….the poznan?
What a bunch of twats impersonating twats.
Remember the Liverpool loving press claiming that the CC win would fill them with confidence just like it did us in 06. 4 defeats in 5 league games since they slayed the might Cardiff on penalties…
can t wait for our match hope for 4-0 valencia young danny rooney
good night lads
King Eric calls Daniel Taylor a guy that looks like 12. Going by the Guardian’s article, his mind is obviously that old as well…
He makes a good point about the way Tevez and Berbatov are leaving their clubs, but other than that, some half truths are in there. For example, he says that Rooney and Berbatov haven’t clicked. On the road perhaps, but as a partnership, those 2 have been lethal at OT. And in general, they’ve scored more goals in games they’ve started together than have Rooney and Hernandez in games they’ve started together. He also says that Berbatov hasv’t started against a top 6 side in 14 months. Around the period Hernandez started replacing him in the side. How convenient..
There’s also a story about a United player critising Berbatov during a game about not running and Berba’s response was “that’s my style”. Lol, where does Taylor come up with this stuff?
The clocks have gone forward here in Ingurand, 1 hour closer to Matchday lads
FUCK’S SAKE KEANO. Come out and said that Mancini bringing tevez back was not desperate but good management. Basically rebuking Fergie. Some of the sutff he says sometimes can be really REALLY annoying.
Everyone going bonkers from the high of that Stoke result, lol
Hello fuck knobs, and big toe suckers.
hahahahahaha tied on points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like, little baby ducks.
Mind games ooooooaaaoooooooaaaaa, mind games.
Man-C-any has rent a legend of another team say Man Utd is desperate, said the house wife.
But plugs are optional, you would think this would have been my first clue to ask more questions as I entered through, what appeared to be a blast door. The type from a 60′s bomb shelter.
No mid week games makes a guy go wacky!!!
Drinks for all my friends.
Cut me Mick.
Well a Monday Night Football game, the eyes of Britain once again gaze at the tele and watch the wizard of Old Trafford. Now the world joins in as well. HD ESPN2 LIVE shit, in the states that is huge!!! From the 4 corners of the world, we BELIEVE!
A Tony song.
I’m a believer, he couldn’t leave us if he tried.
And then his in YOUR FACE!!
Squeaky bum Time, KY jelly is not for toast, muffins or biscuits.
I’m a believer, he couldn’t leave us if he tried.
And then he is in YOUR FACE!! hehe
Come Monday, it will be alright. Come Monday Man Utd will strike. (It will be all right, hehe Tony’s side.)
Rafa and Tony to run ragged the right side. Overlapping mad good service into the box.
Smalling is like a big bad wolf. He is huffing and puffing and wants to blow down a first team spot, for now he will take the time he gets and will play in such a way to force SAF to find him minutes some fucking ware.
I see Jones coming back from International duty well rested and tan. He will look all of a year older and compete for playing time as well.
Rooney will be aided by the transplant, for traction on a mad header from a screamer served from the right side.
Lil Pea to poach a goal as well.
DDG will look bigger then I remember.
Evans will race forward tilting the field forward and this will let the in form to run rampant.
The big CB looks like he is a lamp post running with ski boots. Haggaland, a theme park for the haggard..
OK I’m going to make you bark now inside your head. For real. So if you do not want me to control your mind from a fare stop reading this….
Who let the dogs out? ____ ____.
Who let the dogs out? ____ ____.
Told you man. I have controlled your mind AAAAMMMMMUUUUUHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAHA!!!!
Nothing beats headin to OT for a game, especially because i only get over maybe 3 or 4 times a year but i was in the scoreboard end when Ronny hit that leathal free-kick vs pompey and when i tried getting the crowed singing and shouting, the fuckin guards told me to sit down and be quiet or get out.. nothing beats the stretty end..
I have now been up for 20 hours, on 4 hours sleep. So these last 9 post should be a warning of the hazards of sleep deprivation.
wow get out! Harsh.
NRD good to read you.
Willie I wonder what twiterville has to say about a PP update?
Hooterville’s Old Uncle Joe lived at petticoat junction with 3 hot nieces. Was Old Uncle Joe just a pimp, shit he ran a hotel?
That fucking cunt buck toothed racist punched that ball over the line the cheating little cunt when he could’ve headed it, MOTD try to gloss over it oh yeah probably a correct decision to disallow it as it come off his arm erm how about definitely the correct decision as was the booking the dirty little mother fucker.
Zibbie playing by himself again.
Thought for the day… Is the Rio Grande Ferdinand or a Little Pea from the Mexican Sea
Was really fun on here last night, great piss take!
Costas – More like playing ‘with’ himself! haha By the way do you guys also change the time in Greece?
He’ll be running down the wing, here he comes (Tony-V!)
He’ll be running down the wing, here he comes (Tony-V!)
He’ll be running down the wing, leaving your full-back for dead,
He’ll be running down the wing, here he comes (Tony-V!)
He’ll be driving in the crosses, here they come (Tony-V!)
He’ll be driving in the crosses,here they come (Tony-V!)
He’ll be driving in the crosses, showing who the Boss is,
He’ll be driving in the crosses,here they come (Tony-V!)
Oh, they’ll go all out to stop him when he comes (No Chance!)
Oh, they’ll go all out to stop him when he comes (No Chance!)
Oh, they’ll go all out to stop him, but he will go right past them,
They’ll go all out to stop him when he comes (No Chance!)
He’ll be wearing red pajamas when he comes (Ryan Giggs!)
She’ll be wearing red pajamas when he comes (Ryan Giggs!)
He’ll be wearing red pajamas, she’ll be wearing red pajamas,
They’ll be wearing red pajamas when they come (Ryan Giggs!)
Wayne will get to sleep with Granny when he comes (Gimme More!)
Wayne will get to sleep with Granny when he comes (Gimme More!)
Wayne still wants to sleep with Granny, he does love that grey-haired fanny,
Wayne will get to sleep with Granny when he comes (Gimme More!)
We’ll be singing for Nemanja till he comes (Vida!)
We’ll be singing for Nemanja till he comes (Vida!)
We’re still singing for Nemanja, Captain and Defender,
We’ll be singing for Nemanja till he comes (Vida!)
He will eat the chicken and dumplings when he comes (Ando!)
We will all have chicken and dumplings when he comes (Ando!)
We will all have chicken and dumplings, until our togs stop rumpling,
He will eat the chicken and dumplings when he comes. (Ando!)
First up, that’s the most horrible chant not written by me.
Second, peter crouch is a fucking legend…amongst giraffes and cranes.
Jonesing for united action tomorrow. Come on you reds!
@Cedars
Hi mate. No I was careful with my words. I didn’t want him to take it the wrong way. Whatever he does in his bathroom with Rooney pictures is his own business and nobody elses.
Just kidding Zibster!
Yeah we changed the time as well. Europeans switch to summer time on the last Sunday of March. And then back to winter time on the last Sunday of October. Apparently Scott forgot to change it though.
Costas
Ha ha ha, do not worry about My Dick, he never takes it the wrong way…. We change the time here as well, I had totally forgotten until my mum called from Cyprus and said where is my usual 11 AM Sunday call, I said its still only 10!
Morning reds around the world,
Crouch may be a legend for one day, but he is still a 5 finger saluting cunt..
good day pals..
3 Brits, a United fan, Liverpool fan and Sunderland fan live and work in Saudi and share the same flat. With it being a dry country the lads decide to make homemade booze. Eventually they are caught and summoned in front of the prince.
Prince ‘I sentence the three of you to 50 lashes, with it being holiday season I grant you each one wish’
Liverpool fan ‘ Thank you your highness, my wish is to have a pillow tied behind my back’
20 lashes in and the pillow is torn to shreds…
Sunderland fan ‘ Thank you your highness, my wish is to have 2 pillows tied behind my back’
40 lashes in and both pillows are torn to shreds
United fan ‘ Your highness, you have been so kind but may I have 2 wishes?’
Prince ‘ Ok go on, I am in a good mood’
United fan ‘ I want 100 lashes not 50′
Prince ‘ Are you insane? Ok granted, whats your second wish?
United fan ‘ Tie the dipper behind my back’
Alright fellow reds
new to this sight im from salford myself. Dont like this song at all, dont sound anything like a football song. I was thinking of something more on the lines of ‘he plays on the right, and only the right, that boy tony, makes ashley look shite’
That song Is pretty rough.
My suggestion is
(to the tune of Robin Hood)
Tony V, Tony V
Running down the pitch
Tony V, Tony V
Makes your man his bitch
Feeds to the Roo,
Feeds to the pea
Tony V, Tony V
Tony V
Good morning seat sniffers- A short tale about my sons wedding day.
My son and all my famliy and friends are United fans his wife and her family are City fans .I was asked to do a speach on the wedding day and so was her dad , he did his and it was a good a few digs at united . So it was my turn i told a few jokes it went well i finised off by saying i have a poem by one of the great French masters you could here a pin drop, so i started in a English/French accent. When the seagulls follow the trawler its because they think sardines will be thrown in to the sea.It brought the house down Priceless.
dazbomber
That was legendary!
james21 21:33 hahaaha, almost coughed my tea over the keyboard. Good one. Good to see the Stockport worriors get mugged by stoke
Tony V, out wide is where he’ll be;
One true king of wing wizardry;
When he gets the ball, all the fans will start to sing
Tony V flying down the wing
morning lads
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4215163/Roy-Keane-column-Youre-wrong-about-Tevez-Fergie.htm
what s wrong with kean??!!!!!!!!!!
Morning shit sniffers
Sorry for my love rant last night fellas. After shopping and seeing tony v I decided to go for a quick pint. One lead to another and before I knew it I was in Sale fully loaded!! Really pissing me off how the bitter cunts keep stealing points! James, I’m gonna bring my knee pads on Monday!
Iced earth
He’s just after the attention mate. He has an issue with Sir Alex and likes to contradict him at every opportunity. Keane likes controversy. He also tends to see things as black and white with very little rational for mediating circumstances. Yes, if you had no morals and no respect for your club; if your club were soulless and had no self worth, bringing back Tevez would be a good idea, however, Keane fails to understand this. Let’s not forget, this is a player that walked out on his country during a world cup so what should we expect. Robbo>>>>>>>>Keane!!
Monkey
You should never feel the need to apologize mate, just watch out for your knees ! ha ha ha
Sorry, but Keano is a weird idiot…… Bryan Robson pisses all over him, in fact Robbo pisses on who ever he wants
Marro
Fair enough, I’m gonna have to watch the ankle biter on Monday!!
Ankle biter? hahaha
So, hopefully 3 points clear on Monday and level on GD!!!
Mike
You’re taking this very far mate, just watch out, James might punch you in the toes! ha ha ha
Good Morning Manchester United
It is officially British Summer Time and that means long days and balmy nights
He can give me a pedicure!
Right, I am pissing off for my walk, bloody doctors and their advice!
Have fun Marro. Catch you later.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2119927/Roberto-Mancini-snubs-Tony-Pulis-media-Man-City-stutter-title-race.html
the worse is yet to come for manchini by the end of may he will be searching for a job
MG, Thanks for reminding me of the time switch. I would’ve probably missed the first half tomorrow otherwise.
A nice article by Annie Eaves on mind games.
http://sportwitness.ning.com/forum/topics/manchester-united-s-mind-games-work-every-single-time-and-here-s-
Dela – it would have been a vital point if shitty had a bit of a gap like 4 pts, or if united’s run of fixtures were allot harder, because if united beat both fulham and blackburn united could win every game all the way up to the shitty game
But I am taken each game at a time, lets keep our feet on the ground. And not get cocky with fulham at home, which is a gigantic game because of the next game after fulham is blackburn away
Afternoon fuck faces one and all….(seems to be the ‘in’ thing to start off with an insult now)
No problem Balaji
On mind games – they are shitting themselves – watching David Platt was so funny – it’s got to them – and the point is it’s their own doing – boy they must have wished Viera had just shut the fuck up – Mancini is angry because he couldn’t win – top is fair enough but he’s not ahead.
When the words begin and the performances don’t match – it’s self implosion to the max
Long may it continue
19
Afternoon Watson
Is a Croucher the Delivery of the seaon, which breaks City’s Heart and leaves him steaming squat on the turf?
MG, Yup, that is what Annie Eaves mentions brilliantly in that article. City fans can deny it all they want but they are shit scared and they are doing everything in their power to say that Sir Alex is not in their head. But the reality is far from that. The Jedi Master is in every City fan’s heads, their manager’s heads and nearly everybody’s heads at the club. Mind games are his forte, his bread and butter. United fans are never worried at this stage of the season because we’ve been here and done that and we have confidence in the team and the manger to get us the 20th. This isn’t the case for City and they can’t handle that reality.
Did someone say Jedi?
*Sith Lord Runs away*
“Partnership has been Lethal at old-trafford”, there goes the relentless love for berba that makes some not make a balancedview. I must have been watching other games all these years because on that article and even though i despise most of the media, that was pretty accurate in terms of the bulgarian’s impact at old-trafford since he arrived for a record signing.
Secondly, i did bring up how much of a bitter man keane is and people swarmed upon my opinion like angry pigs being moved away from their own shit. Keane will do anything to contradict Fergie, he’s the weapon that A.B.U will use against the manager. Irish man i’m sure will embroil in another controversy, he loves that.
Boyle has delusions of grandeur. Have you seen him tweeting all the players as if they’re his mates? This is a poor effort. Sure other fans could come up with something better
Good tune….what about Nani too??
Something simple but catchy……… (Batman tune)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na NANI!
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na NANI!
Nani, Nani, Naniiiiiii!!!
I think you could get the crowd going with this one!
Yeah sammy, you were on the ball with Keane being a bitter man sometimes. You don’t rate Berba as highly as others. Ground breaking news. You think Keano is a bitter man? That cunt Lennon is worse!
Afternoon shit bags
Awfully quiet on RoM today?
How does a Lebanese commit suicide? By jumping from his ego to his IQ!
Spooky moment
Cedars
Everyone is basking in sunshine – it’s beautifully radiant outside in the world today
Just don’t mention that to city fans
I’m a bag of flowers scented with a delightful aroma of a summer breeze
The sun brings the pussy out in droves. Lovely concept…
Why hello MG!
Wonderful sunshine here as well after an awful winter, cold and non stop rain for months. Just watching WBA vs Newcastle, not much to get excited about but it gives me my footy fix for the day!
Willie – i’ve described how technically fantastic a player he is but one thing he lacks that players of the calibre of Eric cantona, ronaldo e.t.c had while at old trafford was the presence, the belief and charisma to dominate the grand stage. They had the drive and determination (which i’m sure berba also has as he worked hard to be where he is) but he just lacks that extra repertoire to elevate him to one of the very best.
He’s had a good career, his goal scoring/Assists certainly do not make him a flop but it’s a fact and berbatov knows that everything probably didn’t go as well as he or the manager expected. It doesn’t make him a bad player but i strongly disagree with people hyping up his performances. He has had flashes of footballing brilliance, moments that make the jaws drop, he has mesmerized audiences with skill and touch but not often enough, not consistent enough. I think he lacks the personality to impose himself regularly, he’s a different character though and has shown complete class since being omitted from the team.
Basically, he’s the archetypal “he could be this if he had this” player.
On lennon, yes what’s new? same old twat losing the plot when the atmosphere gets heated up, not Suprised.
Willie
I agree – I can’t believe how many pussy cats I saw just idling around in the sunshine.
That’s what you were talking about right?
Cedars
I’m just chilling out – thinking about world domination
The Nukes 1 nil up…..
Afternoon Willie
And they were 2 – 0 up
Pardew for England
Some idiot on BBC football has said Ba/Cisse the next Cole/Yorke partnership
Jaw dropping
MG
Not Dr Evil in disguise are you? Ya baby
The Nukes playing some decent football
Sammy – Notice I didn’t call you a Berba hater? IMO, it’s ok not to rate some players as highly as others. Everyone is entitled to their opinions. That’s the way it should be on here. I just don’t like the personal insults some of our players receive on occasions.
MG – I wasn’t talking about the feline kind!
Afternoon Cedars!
Cedars
Nah I prefer myself to be Sir MG Entrepreneur of the year
Not yet but in the distant future
Eat your hearts out Branson and co I’m coming
It won’t be Dragons Den it will be MG’S Den 
Willie
Oh
A bit off topic.
The season that Ronaldo and Tevez left man utd, we waited all summer long for some big name replacements that never came. Although we signed Owen, Diouf, Obertan and Pogba the only ‘big’ signing of the summer was antonio valencia.
Since then he has been one of our most important players and well deserves his own chant, he helped fill the talent hole that those players leaving had left in our squad.
This got me thinking about Ronaldo and Tevez, since they left old trafford what have they actually won?
Ronaldo, six seasons at united and won 9 trophies. into his third season at the real and won a solitary copa del rey to his name.
Tevez, two seasons at united and won 6 trophies. spent more time at city but has only won a solitary FA cup.
During the same period of time valencia has won 3 trophies. One league title, the League cup and the FA Community shield and also finished runner up in the Champions league.
Its clear these players have not found success away from united, although this may change by the end of the season. In tevez case lets hope not. lets hope valencia can add another premier league winners medal to his collection and united win no.20.
I just got my gift from the club!!!!!! long story short, when I went to see the trophy during the tour I met the relationship executive at United and I helped him out with some stuff and he sent me a gift!!!!
https://p.twimg.com/Ao10Nk_CEAAP0Ku.jpg:large
https://p.twimg.com/Ao13DnKCEAIh8QK.jpg:large
SIGNED!!!!!!!!!!!!
good evening
Sammy Sam Samuel reminds me of the character Nervous Illness from the comic series Asterix & Obelix!
No offense Sammy, just taking the piss
Should the Nukes win this match they will be 8 points ahead of the dippers! ha ha ha
LOL, Kebab and Tree so spot on!! I’m saving up for one of those like $15,000 real feeling sex dolls, you know the ones. They take anatomically correct casting of the porn stars, Jenna’s pussy for $250. The Japanese have been working on and perfecting these dolls for some 25 years now. Now my Rooney doll will be a platonic love worship, I will change him into the proper kit for each match day. Feed him help him bath, you know nothing sick.
Oh I forgot, hello to all the tools in the box that is RoM.
The Nukes are 3 nil up and cruising…….. KK Kenny still hoping for fourth? Daft idiot
Hello My Dick
Howdy Tree.
My Dick
Ha ha ha, you just cracked me up with that ‘doll’ post! Hilarious
The bitters still must go to the Gunners and NC, tough to get 4 points in those 2 games.
How true do not know,
http://www.caughtoffside.com/2012/03/25/man-united-complete-signing-of-versatile-midfielder-old-trafford-to-welcome-another-brazilian/
SAF has set up Man Utd for the next 10 years, by then Rooney will be 36 playing where Scholes plays now.
Thank the gods for loss of hour, setting clocks forward.
Was wondering how to manage with no footie all weekend. One hour less to worry about then
Bring on Fulham!
Zibbie
Caughtoffside are not usually a good source for information. As for the bitters playing at the Emirates, worry not, my son will tear them to shreds
Tree thanks I shall remember. I thought I saw his name elsewhere?
RVP to get a brace against the bitters!!!
Rooney and Berbatov started 30 games together at Old Trafford. We won 27, drew 2 (Sunderland in October 2009 and Valencia in December 2010) and lost 1 (Leeds in January 2010). We scored 88 goals in those games.
That’s my unbalanced/Berbaloving view on Berbatov’s crappy partnership with Rooney at Old Trafford games.
Oh, but no. Daniel Taylor knows better.
@Zibbie
Haha. Nothing sick indeed.
Besides, I have my own Berba doll.
That was all Rooney though, Costas? His presence on the pitch brought out the best in Berba.
@willie
Of course.
Seriously, what’s up with people praising that article? I noticed Ben Hibbs recommend it as well. Not that it doesn’t make some good points, but I’d pass up on any article that comes up with fictional stories about players’ arguements on the pitch. He didn’t mention the player (or at least the game), but he remembered what Berbatov’s response was? Bullshit.
Zibbie -
I’m with SAF on the discussion of whether Rooney can become Scholes.
Rooney doesn’t have half the ability Scholes has with passing & controlling a game. Rooney lacks the composure of a light footed, quick-spotting, instinctive, quick passing young Scholes. Rooney on his day has the vision,strength,determination and intricacy to drive the forwards but not the ability to determine the tempo of a game, Scholes chooses when to up the pace or to slow down the game, he knows when to wind down or when to go all out. Rooney’s has his own unique traits, he is a driving force up front and inspires those around him.
A bit like Cantona, where he is a big star and role model in the eyes of others (Clevs,Danny,Chicha etc). I think Rooney in his grey haired days will evolve to a Alan Shearer or Bergkamp role and won’t be able to drop deep because of losing his pace and strength which is key to his game. He will develop his natural striking instincts further, also his positional play and become an expert set piece taker.
Scholes is the best & unrivalled in ability. Its not an insult to Rooney, but he will never learn Paul Scholes’ ability, the man has peripheral vision. He is a Jedi Master and can play the game blind folded and senses all. The Dark Side has tempted him many times, often got to him unlike Wazza who is fully consumed in the Dark Side, he is raw, overpowering,strong,angry,driven & plays with fire at United ( I think we all know this story). But has all the capabilities to overtake Bobby, win more leagues and bring balance to the United Galaxy.
Scholes (Obi-Wan) vs Rooney ( Anakin)
Evening reds,
to start the proceedings..
Torres (3 in 36) Carroll (5 in 31) Suarez (10 in 36) have scored as many goals in combined 103league games as rooney has in his last 7 games.
howzat!!
Zibster!!
Sir Alex I think must be Yoda, the master of them all and Giggsy is Luke Skywalker. I don’t need to say who Jar Jar Binks is. (-:
Hello Mike,
I m good pal, thanks..how’s tricks?
yeah cant wait, bring on Monday…
waiting for UNITED game makes me restless far nervous than a date with my girl
BTW,
is Cedars in the house?
Last nyt we had a crack on Lebanese King and he ran away
The Devil is always lurking in the shadows…… Beware
Berba and Rooney dolls are in the market?
This is such a lovely read on Berbatov..
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2012/mar/24/dimitar-berbatov-manchester-united
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Cedars,
evening my friend,
correction, the devil will always be leading
I have a feeling that Celtic will win the SPL this season
Oh dear, it’s back again.
@Cedars
Yeah mate. The first player to get his own doll was Gibson. They were actually voodoo dolls that were sold to his huge loyal fanbase at OT.
Sandeep
I am no leader mate, people just follow me! ha ha ha
Costas,
Dearie me…i never knew about the dolls…Gibson? the one who scored the winner against the Citeh?
Costas
Yes I noticed ‘it’ ….. Actually ‘it’ has been back since yesterday
@Sandeep
That’s him! He got injured soon after that City goal and missed a month of action. The said voodoo dolls in action.
Cedars,
thats one of the advantages of being an HR
Costas,
Never mind, there is only one Gibbo
by the way, any injury updates pal?
I know the game has evolved but I honestly miss players like Robbo, Souness and Keane, no non sense just getting on with it, hard as nails. None of this poncy falling over and crying like fucking 3 year olds
Cedars,
yeah its better we send a DVD of Keano and Robbo hard to Barcelona and Madrid players
A copy to the likes of Torres, Drogba and our very own Ronaldo, nani and Young
Just kidding
@Cedars
Not talking about that it mate, lol. I noticed it too. I was refering to the Guardia article.
@Sandeep
Nothing mate. Plenty of days have gone by since we last played, so it’s hard to guess. Unless something has happened in training, we should have some player back tomorrow. Like Nani and Jones.
Nice Papii a Berkamp cool. I remember SAF saying as much, maybe a Gatuso type at 34, hehehehe
Nani is a doubt for tomorrow mate,
may be couple more days…
i like donuts like De Gea
Just having a Souness moment so bear with me…… Hated him at the time but fucking hell was he a player, built of steel he was…. Just bull dozed his way through players
Did I tell anyone how much I hate city??!!
Costas,
was just going through the posts,
may be what Daniel Taylor means is the partnership between Rooney and Berba hasnt been successful and striking, for one or the other reason..
may be the stats between Rooney and Chicha are far better..
whilst i cant compare these two comparisons, at the end of the that is what is used as a measuring instrument and sadly so..
Mike
News to me mate….. did you know I fucking love Robbo?
Monkey nice late night rant man!
The 1918 or Spanish flu killed 50-100 million world wide when the world only had but a billion people. So Monkey when it comes back again that means at 7 billion people now some 350-700 million dead, then you let loose the 12Monkey virus to a weakened world……….. And Man Utd still are wining PL titles.
Mike,
yeah you did, to that crying city fan before he cried and now we all know why he cried coz Mike hypnotized him
I followed the White Rabbit last night.
Cedars – had no idea you were a Robbo fan.
Zibbie – cheers fella, it was sponsored by Carling!
Sandeep – let’s hope the fat fucker is crying on the last day of the season!! They’re fucking stuffy fuckers. Begovic was right behind that shot before Shawcross got his mapper on it!
Imagine a midfield trio of Robbo, Keane and Souness! Fucking hell, I would shit my self having to face them three
You don’t cut off your nose to spite your face and when you’ve a good player like Tevez you’d be crazy not to use him. – ROY KEANE
Looks like Keano doesnt like Sir Alex these days..
Paul now knows he is human, hehe just barley but he is human.
http://www.tribalfootball.com/articles/man-utd-boss-ferguson-scholes-now-understands-he-cant-play-every-game-3042031?utm_source=main_feed
Cedars
Stick Remi Moses in there too!!! Fuck he was tough!
Roy speaks his mind, Shity have to use him to sell him. He has clinical depression, SAF knows this. Footballers get sick like Fletch and get sick like Teves. We all know people on meds for there heads. And they are desperate to beat and compete with Man Utd. I get were RoM’s regs bash Roy and of course they have there right. As I do to say it is not treason.
Mike
No doubt pal, fucking Remi was made of steel as well…….. Frigging loved the wee man
I love that type of player, hard headed!!!
The 2006 world cup was great for Gatuso, he sat out the US tie, came back and Buffon, Magic Man Carnavaro, Gatuso and Pirlo. What a spine, some 11 different players scored. I love the way he plays. My ball give it to me. Like Roy it was his MF!!!!
@Sandeep
All I said, is that Taylor wrote half the truth. On the road, that partnership has been a bust. However, at Old Trafford it’s been lethal. Plus, Rooney and Berbatov have scored more goals in games they’ve started together than have Rooney and Hernandez in games they’ve started together. So for me, putting a tag on the partnership as a success or a failure is a matter of opinion. But honestly, it didn’t bother me that much. There were parts about Taylor’s article that were more assinine.
I swear Canavaro was like a Hong Kong Kun Fu actor on wires. He was floating, stopping and controlling and offensive player’s.
An unbiased view on Keano
http://bit.ly/p8ikNS
In regards to Roy, he’s become more concerned about putting on an objective face than he is about sticking to his principles. It’s really sad. He means to tell us that he wouldn’t have had a problem with Tevez if he was in Mancini’s place?
zibbie
Gattuso was great in 06/07 and i think if we had him in that semi vs AC we could have done better.
Well another week another embarrassing game from Athletic Bilboa. Now they get run ragged at home for more than 2/3rds of a game by Sporting Gijon the team 3rd from the bottom of La Liga, with a -26 GD (the worst in La Liga) and facing relegation. Final score 1-1 from the “fortress” of San Mamés, every week just makes our play against these “Spanish Giants” (minnows) look worse and worse. Other than a very brief run of pressure around the 70th minute where they got an offsides goal on a nice 1-2 (blatantly offsides but took the pass and slotted), they were again exposed as a mediocre team.
Was just analyzing our goals,
of the 72 we have scored so far in the league,.that is close to 40% of the goals..
30 have come against the 5 London clubs in 8 games..(Spurs, Chelsea, Arsenal, Fulham, QPR)..
we are averaging almost 4 goals per game against the Londoners
I expect the score line to be same tomorrow night
bring on the cottagers..
Costas,
you are right mate, and i m pro berba as well…cheers.
No shit?…….
JC – Get over it pal, move on, they’re priority is Europa Leage and their play shows that.
Sandeep – let’s hope so! I’ll take any kind of win but a 4-0 win will clear the GD nicely!!
I CANT….. lol j/k only thing on this afternoon was La Liga… btw, is there some special school in Spain that teaches the art of the dive? Doesn’t matter which game I watch every single player will lunge to the ground as if shot by a sniper after the briefest touch and roll around in agony until either the free kick is given or he finally realizes he wont get the call and then they pop up as if shot out of cannon and sprint back into play like nothing happened. It’s ridiculous, should call it La Leagueof the boy who cried wolf….
Team—-at OT—-Away
Spurs—–3———-3
Arsen—–8———-2
CHEL—–3———-3
QPR —-N/A——–2
Fulha—N/A——–5
Norman Whiteside hard as nails
Cedars,
sure, no shit?
Dazbomber
No arguments from me, Big Norm was hard as nails
Kevin Moran was nails too!!
United 11 hard as nails
Shmikes
RedNev Bruce Moran Irwin
Butt Keane Robbo
Cantona Hughes Pearson
Fucking hell Mike, you read my mind! Kevin Moran was a fucking nutter, bloody loved him
Evening Knob Jockeys.
I love supporting this shit team. I’m still flogging myself night and day over the UEFA cup exit to Rotor Volgagrad in 95.
I have nothing but respect for midgets of this earth
Martin Buchan United players wre scared of him, big Jim Holton
No arguments on Buchan, scared the fuck out of opponents
James21
Evening fella. Videoton in 85 will take some getting over too!
Arsenal FA cup final in 79 is one of the worst memories
Marro
The Moran mind meld. Great minds eh.
M19ke
We’ve never done well in that cup. Bilbao was quite easy to get over because we have to stop shitty winning the league.
evening lads
any news of pogba?
sir alex said that he will be involed in fulham game ,hopefuly he will stay with us because i think he is some player and could devlope into one of the best in the next few years
I have got to take more interest in lady kickboxing.
Oi me
http://media.photobucket.com/image/Gina%20Carano%20shorts/josh19801/gina_carano_espn_cover-large_cropped_20091015_1763645340.jpg
Last seasons FA cup semi was pretty gutting.
Never done well in the UEFA but the Cup Winners Cup rocks my world, never mind winning it in 91 but 84 rules….. Funnily enough both occasions against the same team!
Monkey
Its just a United thing mate
Just sayin. With all the monday games and out of all the cups. Thinking I might have time for another sport or three.
Thinking……
The news on Pogba is very good. At 7.30 tonight, he flushed a mega shit down the toilet. Unconfirmed reports have said, it was indeed his agent. Only rumors at this minute, though.
http://betting.betfair.com/football/premiership/lee-dixon-united-to-beat-fulham-and-pull-clear-in-title-ra-250312.html
No disrespect to Fulham, but we need another 5:0 win tomorrow night, to end all the nonsense that journalist we talking this morning that if Shitty win all their matches (which of course they won’t) they will be Champions.
Willie
Ha ha ha
city have lost it mentally, cheeky comment from fergie in the morning about admiring city , im expecting a 4 ,5- 0 tomorrow against fulham , hopefully the players would be up for it after watching city draw against stoke.
http://www.sportskeeda.com/2012/03/25/a-letter-to-sir-alex-ferguson-by-dimitar-berbatov/?ref=mm
its not written by Dimi to start with..just for a read anyway..
Good night reds,
first thing tomorrow..
Keep the red flag flyin high coz Man United will never die!
No shit Sandeep?
Iced / Willie
Cheers lads. There is nothing official about Pogba and probably won’t be till summer. But the manager is playing the lad and said there were recent progress in and interview with MUTV on Friday.
The agent Mino Raiola also commented that he was meeting with the club and progress was posible.
Here is a manunited clip that says Paul will be in the selection mix for Fulham.
Think there is lots to be positive about. Much better than a month ago.
http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Features/Football-News/2012/Mar/manchester-united-team-news-v-fulham.aspx
never mind long overdue chant for tomy v what about a long overdue new post
united hard as nails 11
sealey
stam
moran
mc queen
bruce
moses
whiteside
robson
keane
jordan
hughes
Tony V
Will score for me
Every week
or set one up
To lift the cup
MUFC
Michael Owen’s PFA Team of the Year (4-4-2):
Hart
Walker Coloccini Kompany Baines
Tioté Parker David Silva Bale
van Persie Demba Ba
Is he smoking something?
Well mines is;
Hart
Coloccini Evans Koscielny Baines
Silva Carrick Song Bale
Van Persie, Rooney
Aguero,Ba, Richards, Tiote,Szezczny Parker…..just about miss out, but im 100% right.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1118654-4-reasons-man-city-will-fall-in-final-quarter-of-epl-season
clint
agree with you owen got it wrong
where is valencia? he is the best winger of the planet
i also think de gea is better then hart
anyway hope for 3 points against fulham without any injuries
FletchTHEMAN
thank you for the link my freind
Against Fulham, United are hoping to make it 47 consecutive games at OT where we’ve scored at least once. Not a club record though. That one’s 65 games, set back in 94. 1894 that is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0MwkM0NFWE Long Overdue Chant For Antonio Valencia? 2 years ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-2120272/Martin-Samuel-Id-just-LOVE-IT–wed-stop-fooled-mind-games.html
any one watched dortmund game N. Subotic M. Hummels Kagawa are awesome..kagawa score 2
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2120289/Sir-Alex-Ferguson-set-open-contract-talks-Rio-Ferdinand.html
great news
good night lads
Night sachu.
awful
GHTT
I already done one earlier on in the blog
Night United
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Had a bad night and just about to get some sleep. Thought I’d pop in and scan the room. Saw some discussion about about Rooney taking over from Scholes. Here’s my two pence.
Rooney taking over for Scholes? NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
Leave the genius forward as a genius forward. Find another genius midfielder, someone who naturally plays like a midfielder and has been doing so since he first kicked a ball.
Had a bad night and just about to get some sleep. Thought I’d pop in and scan the room. Saw some discussion about about Rooney taking over from Scholes. Here’s my two pence.
Rooney taking over for Scholes? NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
Leave the genius forward as a genius forward. Find another genius midfielder, someone who naturally plays like a midfielder and has been doing so since he first kicked a ball.
AWESOME!!!!! NIce one Pete
Hey check this out guys, the guitarist in this clip is wearing a United scarf and from doing a bit of homework on them, they’re fanatical Reds!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iMcEhWkcKE
GO REDS!!!!!!!
@iced earth & clint
On Owens PFA team, I believe they aren’t,t allowed to vote for players at their own club hence why it’s missing some United players you two believe should be in there
Morning reds around the world,
Ping me if somebody is alive…I think Jeet will be here
Indeed
Good morning, RoM!
That song is fucking dreadful
Jeet,
Morning mate..
Gearing up for the game eh?
i m expecting a 3-0 or 4-0 victory…
Good Morning Sandeep and Jeet!
How long before we get a new thread?
Sandeep, I agree that this is going to be a victory but am not sure whether it’ll be so easy. My best bet is that if we get 6 out of 6 from Fulham and Blackburn, then we are Champions-Elect because I cannot see us dropping more points till City and I cannot see City picking up maximum till our game. I definitely cannot see them getting the full loot at the Emirates. That would probably leave us 5 pts ahead when we face each other and that makes the Etihad match a triviality, one where we can seal the title or put ourselves under a little bit more pressure.
Anyways, this is the time when I know our lads WILL come good. Only once have they been in this position and not come through and that was when we had that miserable Blackburn performance sans Rooney and a certain Atkinson officiated at Old Trafford. Unless something drastically similar happens this year around, I think we can officially quote: “I love the smell of the 20th in May.”
Morning, Sandeep! Yeah, mate – missed the weekend fix. Going to stay up tonight, of course. Any victory will do, but of course hope we do the goal difference a little bit of pruning.
DDG
Rafael Rio Evans Evra
Tony V Carrick Scholes Young
Rooney Welbeck
Maybe Giggsy instead of Scholes
Pogba and Clevs to come on as subs, hopefully once we have put in a couple of more.
Morning, Balaji!
View from the enemy thread? Or perhaps ahead of our match against Fulham thread? hahaha ya right…..
Morning you cockroaches
Like my good friend smartalex used to say, ‘Happy match day REDS’
Come ON you mighty REDS, three points tonight please, I would be happy with a good performance but I honestly do not care, its about the frigging points. Our home support should be fine, The Earl of Sandwich will be there tonight…. Give em hell Jimmy James!
Morning you Lebanese fuckface!
Well, United does resemble cockroaches a bit, in terms of their resiliency
ohh well, not cockroaches -more like Keith Richards!
Morning Balaji,
and yeah i feel Rovers game will be trickier than the Cottager one’s.
Cedars,
Morning buddy,
wtf? you are online all the time
on a high or dint get sleep?
and where is Smart Alex btw…
“A United player is a passionate mix of skill, heart and youth. Manchester United are all about flair and improvisation. A club with history and style bred on romance.” – Harry Gregg
Jeet,
I think Smalling will be preferred over Rafael for this game..
__________De gea
Smalling___Rio___Evan___Evra
_________Carrick________
Val___Scholesy___Welbeck
___Roo____Chicha
Subs: Amos, Pogba, Young, rafael, Cleverly
Jeet!
Morning you Indian veggie muncher! hahaha
Really looking forward to the game, match days always have a special feel to them… Will hopefully be giving The Earl a call later this evening to check on things.
Sandeep
Ha ha ha, actually I am not human, I am a robot! Seriously though, as I work from home I can always have a look at the blog. I only ever post in the mornings and early evenings
@Cedars: Hahaha! Not a veggie muncher myself, though I try and limit my red meat consumption these days! Now, Balaji – I have my suspicions about…:)
Jeet
Haha, I think Balaji lives on carrots, pour soul with his health issues it must be hard….Just kidding Balaji, we’re all rooting for you
Sandeep
That line up is shit, where is RvP?
Jeet, I am a proper veggie-muncher as Cedars probably knows. Don’t even lay my hands on egg for God’s sake.
Balaji,
Forget hands, you might lay your mouth directly
Cedars,
No shit?
this my line up then -
________RVP
RVP___RVP__RVP___RVP
RVP___RVP__RVP___RVP
___RVP___RVP
Just for today and ONLY for today , K Stand = The Stretty
That one is for you Jimmy James
Come ON UNITED
Hola Cedars, Cheers buddy!
Off some spices for now. For anybody who knows, we South Indians love our spicy, red-hot meals and I have been asked to reduce them for the time being. All in good health only, so I am not taking it too hard.
From what I’ve seen of OT this season, we need the entire K Stand filled with James in every seat for us to have any atmosphere at all.
Balaji
I actually frigging love Indian food, really got used to it during my years in Dubai, oh and I can handle the spices, much better than I can handle my booze! ha ha
Atmosphere should be great tonight, James aka The Noise will be there so we should be fine….
Worth noting that Sky actually mute the mikes near the supporters end to avoid any ‘offensive’ chants being aired…… Pathetic really
New thread
DOG DIRT CHANT.
Ryan Giggs isn’t running down the wing so much anymore, so why not give that chant to Antonio?
Antonio Valencia running down the wing
Antonio Valencia running down the wing
(I couldn’t find a good substitute for “Feared by the blues, loved by the reds”, but maybe not needed)
Antonio, Antonio, Valencia.
When I find myself in the six yard box, a cross is swinging in for me
It came swinging in from: Tony V
And when we need a hero, against the Scouse or Man City-
Playing for United, Tony V
Tony V, Tony V! Tony V oh Tony V
Straight from Equador, Tony V
A letter to Sir Alex Ferguson – By Dimitar Berbatov
Mar 25 2012
Yes, Dimitar Berbatov is being released by Manchester United at the end of this season. Here’s a few things that Berbatov would probably want to say to Mr. Fergusson on his departure:
Dear Sir Alex,
Thank you. Thank you for making me the player I am today. Thank you for making me the person I’ve always wanted to be. Thank you for giving me the chance to play for Manchester United and the opportunity to serve your club.
At the age of 27, you brought me on board as your costliest signing ever and I vowed to myself that I’d never let you down. Through all these years, you‘ve been there with me, whenever I scored a goal, whenever I got injured or whenever I was going through a rough patch in my career.
My first goals for Manchester United came in a 3-0 away win to Aalborg BK in the Champions League group stage and at Old Trafford, I scored for the first time in United’s colours in a 4-0 victory over West Bromwich Albion. From then on, there was no stopping and when Manchester United won the Premier League trophy in May 2009, I was one proud Bulgarian, and daresay the only one to win an English Title.
One of my proudest moments
There was a time in my second season when fans were calling for my head because I wasn’t performing well and the media too had written me off and called me a failure. But when you said that you have faith in me and my abilities; that gave me the necessary boost I needed. In the 33 games I played that season, I netted the ball 12 times and you were happy.
I remember telling a journalist, “He [Sir Alex Ferguson] is one of the most successful managers in the history of the game. I write things down about the way we train and how he treats people. It is like a school. You work with the best manager and play with the best players. I try to learn. I am at the biggest club in the world. If I can learn anywhere it is here.”
And that was true. The hat-trick against Liverpool proved that there can be only one manager like Sir Alex Ferguson and being a part of his squad is a great honour.
I dedicated that hat-trick to you, and you deserved it. “I always tried to become my best, the boss always believed in me. Today my performance is for him as well, he always pushes me to be the player he wants me to be. It was 2-0, then 2-2 and we were playing Liverpool so the boss was going to be very furious after the game. We scored the third goal; we deserved it more than them. 3-2 for us is a good result – everybody is going to be happy.”
Personal accolades mean nothing when it comes to the trophies I’ve won by being a part of Manchester United. 2 Premier League medals, 1 Football League Cup, 2 FA Community Shields, 1 FIFA Club World Cup and the runner-up UEFA Champions League Medal – list these awards down and you won’t be in any denial of our club being the strongest.
Joint-top-goalscorer in the 10/11 Premier League Season
I may not have been the most prolific player in the team, but I know I gave my best to the club I love the most. Yes, disappointment did come in the form of not being selected to start our Champions League final against Barcelona and not getting enough play-time this season, but I know you have your reasons for that.
I’m sure it must’ve been heart-breaking for you to issue the statement that changed everything – my future at United for the most part. “At the moment, he remains at United. But I’d listen to what he says. I think he’s concerned he isn’t getting enough first-team football. It’s difficult for me to guarantee that. At 31, you can understand he wants that. It may lead to him looking elsewhere.”
It difficult to imagine a life without Manchester United; waking up in the morning and not wearing my United colours to come to practice; not kidding around with the boys in the dressing room; not listening to your prep talks during half-time; not going out there on the field and hoping to score. There are too many memories attached to Old Trafford.
But before I can term myself as a ‘Manchester United player’, I am a footballer first. My heart lies in playing the game and serving my team. And with this very heavy heart I would like to tell you to either let me play or let me move out gracefully. It was my dream to get old and tire in the United shirt, but that dream will perhaps remain a dream.
All I can now ask for is to be a part of the team that wins their 20th Premier League trophy and hopefully, that’ll happen this season itself. You’ve been good to me all this while. Allow me to repay the club with whatever little I can in the time I’m here.
Thanking you for everything you’ve done,
would personally prefer something to this tune, and it suits him since he’s from the place!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P86fPsC_cCQ
WEVE GOT ANTONIO, YOU’VE GOT FUCKALLIO!!
Why not just put English to this catchy song’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUQzCUpZA3w
Tony Tony Tonyyyy, deadlier than Konyyy, Ohhhhh Tony V
i hate losing on points and hate losing to man city, why dont we buy van persi?
Great player Valencia – with the number of assists he gets he deserves his own chant!