Gonna beat a man or two,
He’s from Ecuador, it’s true.
Watch him running down the wing,
Watch the trophies he will bring,
Watch Old Trafford rise and sing,
It’s a goal,
So nice one Tony.
This is Pete Boyle’s latest attempt to get a song going for Valencia. Gary Neville was impressed with it. Are you?
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